158 - Leaving Hell

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  • Опубліковано 11 січ 2025
  • Ray Kump joins Tim this week in his final days in New York. Tim rants on people taking their food to go, his insane friends, America crumbling, and the soullessness of LA.
    A bonus episode "Tim and Ray on the 3 Evils: Epstein, Big Tech, and Long Island" is available on UA-cam only. Tim and Ray had to turn the mics back on because the news broke that Epstein was found hurt in his cell.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 177

  • @drgonzo1971
    @drgonzo1971 5 років тому +346

    even without Ray Kump going forward, I demand the impression at least once every five episodes

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 5 років тому +65

      LISHTEN TO ME

    • @filmerd
      @filmerd 5 років тому +5

      Get him to do the introductory apology for the call in guests

    • @daltonbradford6335
      @daltonbradford6335 5 років тому +6

      Tim it’s over Dillon

    • @chillin0715
      @chillin0715 4 роки тому +6

      This is a very reasonable demand

    • @josht7468
      @josht7468 4 роки тому +13

      5 times each episode more like 😂

  • @pjom4191
    @pjom4191 4 роки тому +76

    God tim and ray are so good together... shame they dont do a weekly podcast together on youtube and seperate podcasts on patreon,,,, or vice versa

  • @AmyCat71
    @AmyCat71 3 роки тому +24

    I can listen to Tim and Ray literally 5 days a week. That is all.

  • @certs1629
    @certs1629 5 років тому +53

    love tim, he's a marketing genius. all these other podcasts, i fast forward past their 1-minute ad spots. but i look forward to hearing tim's 10-minute ad spots.

  • @danielmccabe9899
    @danielmccabe9899 5 років тому +59

    Wix ad: “...Very important that we stay ‘on brand’ during the apocalypse”. Lol.

  • @marduchok
    @marduchok 5 років тому +72

    Tim can you please record Ray Kump episodes at least 3-4 times a year

  • @JojenStark
    @JojenStark 5 років тому +32

    Tim Dillon is hilarious, and this podcast has become one of my top go to shows to watch.

  • @peachmelba1000
    @peachmelba1000 2 роки тому +20

    In all seriousness, these episodes with Ray are keeping me going this week. Having a rough couple of days.

    • @peachmelba1000
      @peachmelba1000 2 роки тому +7

      @@Marcuslikes.womeniswear All better now. Thanks for the spirit. Best to you.

    • @Greaseman762
      @Greaseman762 4 місяці тому +2

      One of the great powers Tim posses, no mater how bad it is, we can always come here for the great word

  • @retrobluemusic
    @retrobluemusic 3 роки тому +6

    i love how the cover is them at a greasy long island bar.

  • @bossHogOG
    @bossHogOG 5 років тому +160

    When ray tries to talk fast he starts blubbering.

    • @milesbeler3974
      @milesbeler3974 4 роки тому +5

      @mark mays you mean Zac Efron's lack of good blubbering genes?

  • @rogerwaters413
    @rogerwaters413 5 місяців тому +2

    Every time Ray starts talking, I wake up laughing. Tim and Ray are the funniest people alive. I can’t go to sleep with my headphones on because my brain wakes me up. Everything he says is pure gold.

  • @madelinegreen8932
    @madelinegreen8932 10 місяців тому +3

    PLEASE BRING BACK THIS PODCAST!!! IT IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

  • @ClassicRockMan70
    @ClassicRockMan70 5 років тому +40

    in reference to a thawed baby being dissected on Christmas: Tim Dillon: *so this is christmasss* lmfao.

  • @davisdixon5038
    @davisdixon5038 4 роки тому +94

    This episode is literally a premonition for 2020...creepy. Especially the Wix ad 😬😬

    • @trenchfighter
      @trenchfighter 4 роки тому +13

      you are so right. He is predicting the future

    • @zacharyvandyke1717
      @zacharyvandyke1717 4 роки тому +8

      Scary

    • @secretbandreappears244
      @secretbandreappears244 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, the writing was on the walls, premonition- sick word choice

    • @trentjung8035
      @trentjung8035 2 роки тому +5

      He’s done this several times since this episode too, the guy can see a month ahead of time

    • @partycity750
      @partycity750 2 роки тому

      @@trentjung8035 facts he’s like an oracle

  • @ether725
    @ether725 Рік тому +4

    Ray: You kno i like boats, and i like nice shrimp.
    Tim: Yeah.
    😂😂

  • @britangelo
    @britangelo 4 роки тому +10

    The CBD ad read was brilliant

  • @MarioMario-jt7ld
    @MarioMario-jt7ld 5 років тому +15

    Tim Dillon blowin' up like the world trade. The most entertaining Long Island trash since Anthony Cumia.

  • @lostinthewoods8032
    @lostinthewoods8032 5 років тому +32

    I get so excited when I see a new episode it feels like the next natural step should be removing my pants.

  • @absentstars474
    @absentstars474 5 років тому +22

    “You are a harkening of the apocalypse” would look great on a t shirt

  • @madjack5497
    @madjack5497 5 років тому +53

    I wish Tim was my Santeria Grandmother.

  • @resiktd1944
    @resiktd1944 5 років тому +7

    California needs Ray Kump.

  • @danielmccabe9899
    @danielmccabe9899 5 років тому +16

    “All I lost was a Gin Blossoms CD...”

  • @talonman1825
    @talonman1825 4 роки тому +9

    30:50 Fantastic Schwarzenegger impression

  • @kennyg7706
    @kennyg7706 3 роки тому +8

    Might be the creepiest foreshadowing of all time.

  • @BeauClarke78
    @BeauClarke78 5 років тому +31

    Ray was a frozen baby

  • @maxr1826
    @maxr1826 4 роки тому +19

    "no one is inviting us to the 8 way sex thing in the hamptons"
    tim decidedly pauses and performs perfectly, "no. no."
    just lol

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 3 роки тому +10

    Best podcast combo

  • @flx0011
    @flx0011 5 років тому +27

    Ray sounds like John C Reilly

    • @matlogan7501
      @matlogan7501 4 роки тому

      Sometimes sounds like Bobcat Goldthwait

  • @nickhanson3871
    @nickhanson3871 5 років тому +4

    So pumped for this episode!

  • @neithersidenews2820
    @neithersidenews2820 4 роки тому +3

    Thanks

  • @greenbeltglass
    @greenbeltglass 5 років тому +11

    This is my Sunday church

  • @sergioperez5452
    @sergioperez5452 3 роки тому +5

    There are MANY podcast , but this One is MINE. Only podcast I would be happy to be a Patreon Member.

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 8 місяців тому +1

      Is that a reference to the USMC's Rifleman's Creed?

  • @TWill16
    @TWill16 5 років тому +2

    Hilarities was great Tim!

  • @DEADXxgetsomeXx
    @DEADXxgetsomeXx 4 роки тому +7

    Tim predicting the future in an ad read lol

    • @eshagcom3742
      @eshagcom3742 4 роки тому +1

      Was spot on god that's scary 🤣

  • @contay604
    @contay604 3 роки тому +4

    Ahhh love listening to the real horror to sleep too

  • @bluev7427
    @bluev7427 4 роки тому +4

    This is a time capsule

  • @mindgames9614
    @mindgames9614 5 років тому +19

    This dude is constantly promising free tickets to everybody...

  • @Martyred_Artist
    @Martyred_Artist 3 роки тому +5

    Long Island. Where evil dwells.

  • @TheHellafly
    @TheHellafly 5 років тому +3

    yousir Tim, understand what it means to be a genuinely funny person. you are appreciated.

  • @kevinmeyer1354
    @kevinmeyer1354 4 роки тому +6

    1:02:00 theatre kid energy

  • @colbythom223
    @colbythom223 3 роки тому +1

    This still holds up.

  • @prod.bynil-oh7440
    @prod.bynil-oh7440 2 роки тому +6

    After all those fancy schmanzi Podcast Tim was in lateley . Him and Ray ist the best.
    And also Ray ist funnier then Guys Like segura or Kreischer Rays the real deal

  • @babyfactory587
    @babyfactory587 2 роки тому +4

    omg please get ray back on the show

  • @jamesmurphy8530
    @jamesmurphy8530 4 роки тому +7

    I went to a Tim Dillon shown last year in Providence RI. A gay couple openly hit on me and my boy and we were very flattered. (If they had their way we would’ve came back to their apartment) overall great experience

    • @bendoever9353
      @bendoever9353 3 роки тому +8

      I went to a Tim Dillon shown last year in Providence RI. A gay couple openly hit on me and my boy and we were very flattered. That night I lost my butt cherry overall great experience.

  • @guychapman9377
    @guychapman9377 5 років тому +5

    Made my day

  • @drewk7877
    @drewk7877 3 роки тому

    13:20 I imagine Tim looking like the picture for this ep but drooling

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 5 років тому +4

    Are you gonna release the entire Going To Hell archive?

    • @5after4am
      @5after4am 5 років тому +1

      Subscribe to GAS digital for $8.50, download all the episodes, then cancel your subscription.

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 5 років тому +1

      @@5after4am Cheers brother, but I'm already subscribed haha. That's Tim's content though, not GaS', so just out of curiosity!

  • @turbomunch
    @turbomunch 3 роки тому +2

    'Is the kidney in the back or the front?'

  • @aaroncluff5176
    @aaroncluff5176 4 роки тому +6

    One day this too will have 100 thousand views

  • @experienceofchris1108
    @experienceofchris1108 3 роки тому +2

    I came back to this bc I like the show with ray in it better

  • @ryanparadissis9115
    @ryanparadissis9115 5 років тому +4

    I agree with tim about the weed it is soooooooo nice

  • @adanbravo4722
    @adanbravo4722 2 роки тому +3

    Damn why does Tim hate leftovers so much

  • @justinedanielle9996
    @justinedanielle9996 Рік тому

    Tim has always known the truth. 🎉❤

  • @Dild0Fagg1ns
    @Dild0Fagg1ns 3 роки тому +5

    Anybody here in 2021 hearing the king predict 2020-21?

  • @Buelr
    @Buelr 2 роки тому +1

    Anyone notice the weird coincidence that this episode ‘158’ is the same as the one Ben just left which is also 158

    • @dpc3324
      @dpc3324 Рік тому

      1+5+8=14. 1+4=5. 5 is the number that symbolizes death. Illuminati confirmed, 9/11 was an inside job.

  • @lordswaggity1213
    @lordswaggity1213 5 років тому +2

    Go to hell Tim. Oh wait "Tim Dillon is GOING TO HELLLLLLLL" 😝

  • @bridge3025
    @bridge3025 5 років тому +3

    1:17:30 damn

  • @123G-r4d
    @123G-r4d 3 роки тому +1

    5:39
    Timestamp

  • @cathalbuckley3606
    @cathalbuckley3606 3 роки тому +4

    After the Wix advert I'm fully convinced Tim is a CIA psyop

  • @whitevoodooman7276
    @whitevoodooman7276 3 роки тому +1

    We love you tim

  • @superlinksx
    @superlinksx 5 років тому +7

    HOW CAN YOU BETRAY LUIS .. YOUR TRUE LOVE

  • @BigHit9922
    @BigHit9922 2 роки тому

    Tim is my American hero

  • @conniptions1533
    @conniptions1533 2 роки тому +5

    LISHTEN TO ME

  • @aemaeth.2238
    @aemaeth.2238 5 років тому +4

    11:52 48:53

  • @skreign
    @skreign 4 роки тому +4

    2:10 😂
    6:46

  • @jackfiercetree5205
    @jackfiercetree5205 4 роки тому +12

    Funny that people saving food makes Tim insane... I go off the edge watching people waste food.

    • @MadCowMusic
      @MadCowMusic 3 роки тому +4

      The solution is simple order your food and eat it all right then and there. Bam! You're happy; non of the food went to waste, and all the snobs are happy because you're not carrying around a bag of 2nd hand food stinking up the car and all that.

  • @terrencegibbons3351
    @terrencegibbons3351 5 років тому +4

    Long Island is modern days Sodom and Gonora

  • @garyttomo1641
    @garyttomo1641 3 роки тому

    Every now and again he sounds like Yosemite Sam, ," I'll get that damn Hillery"

  • @ducksinarowpatience
    @ducksinarowpatience 3 роки тому

    Nick brian or bryant? Book? 52:45

  • @feechlamanna22
    @feechlamanna22 3 роки тому +1

    “A method I used”

  • @Kyle-xt8ip
    @Kyle-xt8ip 5 років тому +2

    If you come up missing we know what happened.

  • @highg5088
    @highg5088 5 років тому

    Almost forgot about rack until Tim came on

  • @8Matteo
    @8Matteo 5 років тому +2

    I agree with the steak guy

  • @SheolAbaddonus666
    @SheolAbaddonus666 4 місяці тому

    I was in prison during the pandemic, so I didn't have anything to worry about. I always had toilet paper. I didn't get COVID cuz I ain't a bitch

  • @peasqueues8013
    @peasqueues8013 3 роки тому +3

    Tim Dillon is a pill. A black one.

  • @newyorkcasey6106
    @newyorkcasey6106 5 років тому

    Drop the next episode right fucking now!!

  • @janicefore8893
    @janicefore8893 5 років тому +1

    Come to Louisiana

  • @Cattlynt
    @Cattlynt 5 років тому +3

    If you’re just stabbing people, there’s a limit to the damage you can do...

  • @kevinmeyer1354
    @kevinmeyer1354 4 роки тому +3

    50:00 Epstein

  • @sentfromdaniel
    @sentfromdaniel 5 років тому +3

    Ray’s voice sounds like a guy with Down Syndrome. And is lazy. 🎤💧 love y’all and this show!

    • @headfullofacid8088
      @headfullofacid8088 5 років тому +1

      Mad Man Podcast he sounds like Bobcat Goldthwaite

    • @sentfromdaniel
      @sentfromdaniel 5 років тому

      Zarathustra Boppalomynous 😂 you made me laugh out loud! That was good! 🤣

  • @reallybk
    @reallybk 5 років тому

    most controversial guest on joe hogan was jan irvin

  • @mitchmontzu9081
    @mitchmontzu9081 3 роки тому +1

    Lishren!

  • @justinjurgerson
    @justinjurgerson Рік тому +1

    1:15:09
    🤣

  • @maxi5188
    @maxi5188 5 років тому

    Ray kump sounds like fuckin king kai from dbz

  • @ryanparadissis9115
    @ryanparadissis9115 5 років тому +2

    love the impression of that cool foof ball... Adderall . what about Adderall everbody staym in your homes.

  • @Alex-tw9pw
    @Alex-tw9pw 3 роки тому +2

    Before epstien got wacked

  • @jordanmartin3434
    @jordanmartin3434 Рік тому

    Dont u get thats wat this is.....
    Place watever emoji here that was hilarious

    • @Sandsplans
      @Sandsplans Рік тому

      Ray of Sunshine is more like it

  • @spenny8233
    @spenny8233 Рік тому

    10:07

  • @constantine5562
    @constantine5562 4 місяці тому +5

    Good old days when tim was funny and not a right wing grifter.

    • @destytayzo77
      @destytayzo77 4 місяці тому

      He used to be a centerist

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 3 місяці тому +1

      If you think Tim has any political affiliation at all, congratulations you fell for the bit 😂

  • @sydney727
    @sydney727 4 роки тому +2

    Tim Dillon

  • @bingbong1715
    @bingbong1715 3 роки тому +1

    😂

  • @walle200
    @walle200 2 роки тому

    You can look but don't touch Tim

  • @gabesampson2601
    @gabesampson2601 5 років тому

    Is Ray the bastard child of Bobcat Goldwaith?

  • @zaltonian
    @zaltonian 3 роки тому

    Kibble bagger doodle quack zapp buzz vamiiin

  • @matthewnicholson2699
    @matthewnicholson2699 Рік тому

    Does it make me gay because I love a gay? Lol

    • @BigupSlime
      @BigupSlime Рік тому

      Right there with you, I’d totally have “adult relations” with Raymond. Same page, guy!

  • @woundsandzeros
    @woundsandzeros 5 років тому +2

    Audio only on a video platform, nice

  • @alyssarogers8044
    @alyssarogers8044 2 роки тому

    Tim Dillon you are my inspiration and hero. Please help me get my own show call Alyssa Rogers neighborhood. It will be somewhat wholesome, but more fucking real lol. I love to eat too much lunches too...not the skinniest bitch of the bunch but I have the enthusiasm as Chris Farley, and I have wholesome knowledge to drop on everyone. Right now. I am a crazy cat lady. But I got my shit together and have a house where I can have too many cats and fish tanks. And I'll feed them like Mr Rogers and change my sweater in the being of the show, but then I take a trolley to toon town an become Alyssa Roger rabbit and my fiance has horrible anxiety but he keeps me in line so I'm not roaming the streets

    • @alyssarogers8044
      @alyssarogers8044 2 роки тому

      My fiance is Roger rabbit all anxiety ridden and I have huge boobs have faith in me. My fiance has faith in me I'm sexy Jesus. Giving the good word with some spunk. Ya gotta have the spunk like punky Brewster. She got

    • @alyssarogers8044
      @alyssarogers8044 2 роки тому

      Punky Brewster got breast reduction and then just lost her path. I'm too drunk at wine at night. I don't want to drink but I have krottin teeth in my mouth that is what my grandpa calls it krottin teeth. It makes me drink because I have no dental insurance. I have the sharpest shiniest shnagggletooth you ever seen ....I tell you what

    • @CoolAdam247
      @CoolAdam247 Рік тому

      @@alyssarogers8044 Put the glass pipe down Alyssa.

    • @alyssarogers8044
      @alyssarogers8044 Рік тому

      @@CoolAdam247 put down the glass pipe? I wish I had money for drugs to smoke in this economy

  • @Accostation
    @Accostation 27 днів тому

    😊

  • @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340
    @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340 Рік тому

    Tim is a gay gentleman, he prefers the pennnis .. 😇🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @seagreste
    @seagreste 10 місяців тому

    🍍