The Problem With Frats

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  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 7 років тому +1938

    "Ox used his connections to land a job on Wall Street. He is currently making more money than you."
    Why, why is this sketch doing this to me??

    • @williamkrause5831
      @williamkrause5831 5 років тому +9

      KRYMauL nerds are pathetic. They only possess skill in academia, something most of my highschool football team was also good at. Real intellect and greatness is presented with well roundedness.

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock 5 років тому +32

      @@williamkrause5831 "nerds" can have a whole lot of skills. my circle of university friends (most of whom study physics) includes a DJ, a body builder, several tae kwon do black belts, two climbers, a chess grand master and a whole lot more. the difference between a nerd and you is simply, that the nerd is actually intelligent in addition to his normal life.

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock 5 років тому +5

      sometimes, things in life have meaning and people's actions have a purpose.
      but not this time.
      they did it, because they can. And I think it's beautiful.

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 5 років тому +5

      Anyone who goes around spray painting swastikas isn't going to last in any job no matter their family connections. no company wants to be affiliated with that.

    • @dishwasherdetergent3366
      @dishwasherdetergent3366 4 роки тому +2

      @@williamkrause5831 that's a terribly dangerous generalisation you're making there buddy

  • @drbone3959
    @drbone3959 5 років тому +1551

    1.8 gpa “he’s smart now” lmao

  • @K.Voyence
    @K.Voyence 7 років тому +3977

    "Thiiis is emblematic of a bigger problem..."
    best line, haha 😂

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 7 років тому +21

      See Barnett "larger" but yeah

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 7 років тому +8

      Yes, that you can't let people in who don't pledge.

    • @zacneuenfeldt5097
      @zacneuenfeldt5097 6 років тому +25

      It’s rather articulate for a student with a 1.0 GPA lol

    • @erdemmemisyazici3950
      @erdemmemisyazici3950 5 років тому +7

      They forgot about the kid who died trying to cross a river naked during "initiation".

    • @BobardeZanzibar
      @BobardeZanzibar 3 роки тому +4

      @@AnthonySforza The traditional racist chant, blackface, and thugs and sluts party may be a barrier for entry.

  • @dannyflanagan7452
    @dannyflanagan7452 4 роки тому +927

    I love how Murph has a perfect frat look, yet Trapp sticks out like a sore thumb

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 роки тому +4

      IKR??

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk Рік тому +8

      every frat needs a cool and nice guy

    • @BlaqRainFresh
      @BlaqRainFresh Рік тому +1

      No he doesn’t. I mean do you really think there’s a single frat with guys who all look exactly a like?!

    • @willemverheij3412
      @willemverheij3412 Рік тому

      Murph honestly seems to have a crazy amount of range in different roles.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MortanAMrkI dunno, I think the popped collar made him blend in.

  • @Barthebegous
    @Barthebegous 7 років тому +2303

    "Squish's dad called in a favor and no one got in trouble"....
    They basically predicted the Stanford rape case

    • @frogtownroad9104
      @frogtownroad9104 7 років тому +16

      Funny, because BROCK TURNER ISN'T GREEK! HE NEVER WAS!

    • @frogtownroad9104
      @frogtownroad9104 6 років тому +9

      Ally Cat If you're so simple minded that you think that people who have to meet a certain gpa, that raise thousands of dollars for multiple charitable groups, and have to meet a minimum amount of hours helping their local community is synonymous with jocky, rich, douchebags you're a moron.

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 років тому +47

      Hardly the first time it happened.

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 6 років тому +115

      They weren't predicting it - they were drawing from many past rape cases which went down the same way. Stanford was nothing new.

    • @JackJackUrban
      @JackJackUrban 3 роки тому +35

      They didn't predict anything. It was going on long before the "Stanford rape case" and continues to go on today.

  • @CanYouResistClick1ng
    @CanYouResistClick1ng 9 років тому +4845

    A Collegehumor video that's related to college??
    Whoa..

    • @MNeilGri
      @MNeilGri 9 років тому +39

      That Warcraft Nerd Did you watch it? It's not at all in touch with college. At best, they read about it in rolling stone.

    • @xEmoSunshine14x
      @xEmoSunshine14x 8 років тому +46

      +That Warcraft Nerd
      So you don't know the origin of college humor? They were literally in college making videos about college. Go check out their earlier vids, man! They're hilarious.

    • @RapFan54
      @RapFan54 7 років тому +7

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    • @Kim-Jong-Oink
      @Kim-Jong-Oink 6 років тому

      My Dream Is To Have 1000 Subscribers without uploading any videos I

    • @NTonks-xn4tv
      @NTonks-xn4tv 6 років тому

      My Dream Is To Have 1000 Subscribers without uploading any videos 😂

  • @alexismaceira4732
    @alexismaceira4732 6 років тому +476

    One time my ex told me his frat uses to dump girls on the sidewalk just off the property and then call the cops so they wouldn't be liable for them having alcohol poisoning. Note the "ex" part.

    • @nelsongaskell4061
      @nelsongaskell4061 5 років тому +7

      Alexis Maceira oh shut up you didn’t dump him for that even if you were the one to end the relationship

    • @SaranshV
      @SaranshV 4 роки тому +28

      @@nelsongaskell4061 why do you think that

    • @oogatz1917
      @oogatz1917 4 роки тому +23

      @@nelsongaskell4061 why was it even a relevant thing to say?

    • @SilverSlugs16
      @SilverSlugs16 3 роки тому +4

      Ex means you somehow dated a piece of shit like that. Same way many girls do for some reason lol

    • @davidvergel1533
      @davidvergel1533 3 роки тому +2

      Did you report him? I mean Jesus if he was gonna dump them anywhere he could at least dumped them at the hospital.

  • @matt
    @matt 9 років тому +527

    People are going to start thinking that the 5secondfilm house is just a set.

    • @easyontheagavesauce
      @easyontheagavesauce 2 роки тому +3

      6 years ago and highest liked comment on this video, with no comments? Imma change that.

  • @giggs102
    @giggs102 9 років тому +282

    murph is a perfect frat boy

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 9 років тому +6

      ***** It was Rap Teacher 2 with Hoodie Allen.

    • @darylmcmexican539
      @darylmcmexican539 9 років тому

      +MrEvilDucky and that line was so epic apparently,that it made it into the "My Boss is a Dick" video,which is nothing short of awesome.

  • @justmeandthethree
    @justmeandthethree 3 роки тому +790

    All that stuff about cheating, drugs, alcohol, racism, and rape is 100-percent accurate. During college I BRIEFLY pledged at a fraternity. Thankfully I quit before I got in too deep. I saw just enough to know that it was some really bad shit going on with those guys. REALLY BAD SHIT. Fraternities are interested in only one thing -- your money. My girlfriend had been telling me she didn't feel safe around some of them, so she wholeheartedly supported my decision to quit. There were maybe about five guys in it who were actually decent people, and they were always making excuses for the others. I don't know how many times I heard them say things like "Deep down they really are good guys." No, they weren't.

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 2 роки тому

      wrgg

    • @hankolson3845
      @hankolson3845 2 роки тому +7

      That’s often true, but it really depends on the chapter

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 2 роки тому +9

      I remember reading a horrible hazing incident and it just struck deep down my heart that fraternities and sororities shouldn't even be a thing. Is this even a thing in Greece.

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 роки тому +2

      Just Me holy sht that's sad and terrifying.

    • @v.t.3064
      @v.t.3064 Рік тому +16

      Are those decent people really decent? They seem like enablers. A really decent person would go to the police, or at least the school board.

  • @TheJaredtheJaredlong
    @TheJaredtheJaredlong 9 років тому +325

    But look at all the good they do! _Some_ of the money they make from selling alcohol to minors is sometimes given to charities. And isn't that all that _really_ matters?

    • @TheJaredtheJaredlong
      @TheJaredtheJaredlong 9 років тому +23

      Harrison Guns No, because I have a medical condition. But even when I did try it after I was 21 it just tasted god awful disgusting.

    • @Tomdelongpenis
      @Tomdelongpenis 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheJaredtheJaredlong I hate frats and that still came off as pretty self righteous to me

  • @interonaut
    @interonaut 2 роки тому +504

    By "turn ourselves into the police", I heard "let's become the police" which honestly also makes a lot of sense.

    • @halcyon_echo42
      @halcyon_echo42 2 роки тому +19

      Their logic being, "We know how bad shit goes down, so we can stop it. And guns are dope."

  • @totallynameless8861
    @totallynameless8861 4 роки тому +129

    That poor girl's entire life was derailed because she couldn't keep going to the school. Now I feel sad, and also like laughing in sadness. Thank you, this is an awesome SKETCH.

  • @hemaimaproctor6307
    @hemaimaproctor6307 8 років тому +844

    This is somehow depressing and funny at the same time

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 6 років тому +12

      Because it's based on real frats. Theyre almost all like that except the nerd ones. Its a humorous channel talking about a serious problem in order to make people aware of the issue without preaching at them. There you go, emotions explained.

    • @KrakenBoot
      @KrakenBoot 5 років тому

      The emotions don't feel explained. More like scrappy generalizations thrown together.

    • @justinbryan6249
      @justinbryan6249 5 років тому +2

      I call it dufressing or dunny.

    • @KrakenBoot
      @KrakenBoot 5 років тому

      @@justinbryan6249 you aren't funny *or* cool

    • @justinbryan6249
      @justinbryan6249 5 років тому +2

      @@KrakenBoot nobody cares.

  • @alexismaceira4732
    @alexismaceira4732 6 років тому +237

    I cheered too when he yelled "let's go turn ourselves into the police!"

    • @jbudris
      @jbudris 2 роки тому +2

      Ironic, since police departments have a lot of the same problems. "In America, police turn themselves into fraternity!"

  • @rai4119
    @rai4119 7 років тому +2318

    It's sad that all of this ws taken from real life examples. Not a damn thing was made up.

    • @bowaster57
      @bowaster57 7 років тому +19

      Grace Gary tbh these people are actors and this is from a script so I'd say it's probably made up

    • @rai4119
      @rai4119 7 років тому +227

      Your comment actually suggests that you don't think satirical comedy can ever be based on real life issues... And that's quite sad.
      Rape on campus has been a prime talked about issue for both women and men for years.
      Problems within fraternities that have lead to suspensions or bans or criminal charges has been a talked about problem for *decades*.

    • @hardknocks666
      @hardknocks666 7 років тому +16

      yea, frat guy's totally fish cars out of lakes, wear black face on Halloween, and brand people with coat hangers. It's almost like they used to be in a frat or something....

    • @bowaster57
      @bowaster57 7 років тому +18

      Grace Gary it's satire because it exaggerated truth cuh

    • @rai4119
      @rai4119 7 років тому +64

      Don't comment on my shit again until you get more educated in
      1) The issues that have been plaguing frats for a while now
      And 2) Better your vocabulary
      A satire is the comedic mimicry of real life to expose and criticize people or an organization for their stupidity or vices.
      Get it together.

  • @SPDYellow
    @SPDYellow 9 років тому +1438

    Call it an unfair generalization if you must, but Frats and Sororities seem to cater to the small population who liked the cliquishness and social back-stabbing of high school and actually miss it.

    • @spenman10
      @spenman10 6 років тому +88

      That's an unfair generalization

    • @TurnerSims3
      @TurnerSims3 5 років тому +50

      That and lonely straight AND gay boys who want a sense of instant belonging.

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 5 років тому +8

      Josh Yu Gay boys? Nope. They’re the first to get raped.

    • @NicoGStudios
      @NicoGStudios 5 років тому +30

      someone didn't get a bid

    • @MW3boys7531
      @MW3boys7531 4 роки тому +34

      NicoGStudios lol I’ve gotten a bid, been shown some weird clubs made by cliques in a frat and dipped out the next day. It is for sure a place for people that can only socialize with people exactly like them

  • @Dijits
    @Dijits 9 років тому +391

    The frats at my school are way different. You get kicked out of them if you fall below a 3GPA and they have parties and shit but things never get out of hand. #CanadianLife

    • @ProjectKYA
      @ProjectKYA 9 років тому +81

      ***** That's how most frats are. Problem is people are fucking stupid and believe feminist lies.

    • @arga400
      @arga400 9 років тому +23

      Algebra Cow I strongly opposed neo feminist, but you guys are full of shit.

    • @jackcotterill2080
      @jackcotterill2080 9 років тому +24

      In the UK we just party. No frats, just turn up, party and make friends. What's the point of frats anyway?

    • @someperson5506
      @someperson5506 9 років тому +7

      Algebra Cow
      Also, the loudest and most annoying of any group are the most noticed. A handful of people who believe a certain thing believe the extreme, and they become the loudest, and no one realizes that there a fringe group.
      This logic applies to both frats and feminism.
      A handful of frats actually do this stuff (it gets in the news sometimes) but they're a fringe group.

    • @someperson5506
      @someperson5506 9 років тому

      *****
      I'm Canadian too :)

  • @westonbourgeois1687
    @westonbourgeois1687 8 років тому +2850

    All these people look 35

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 8 років тому +62

      I was thinking 25 to 30, but yeah, point taken.

    • @anunkash5185
      @anunkash5185 8 років тому +36

      ill be graduating when i'm 25...
      :(

    • @QwenHo
      @QwenHo 8 років тому +178

      +JumpHigher1205 yeah totally sound like someone with phd

    • @gdragon42069
      @gdragon42069 8 років тому +48

      +JumpHigher1205 Wow. You're such a special snowflake.

    • @anunkash5185
      @anunkash5185 8 років тому +31

      JumpHigher1205 lol did you even have a childhood? at 16 i was selling drugs and fukin bitches, learnin bout the streat and buildin character.

  • @alexcrow3699
    @alexcrow3699 6 років тому +95

    "This is emblematic of a larger problem," good stuff

  • @imborahey7568
    @imborahey7568 9 років тому +1613

    As a non american, i have no idea what their talking about

    • @misscomicnerd2011
      @misscomicnerd2011 9 років тому +37

      Your not the only one mate. :-)

    • @LolDongs69
      @LolDongs69 9 років тому +30

      Bora Dingdong I think it's about the fairly recent "rape scandals" that didn't happen.. But I'm not sure. Didn't find it funny either way.

    • @arbhall7572
      @arbhall7572 9 років тому +16

      Teilo Teague-Williams Sounds like they need to come together and rebuild a community center. Maybe have a dance competition.

    • @ronansweeney9120
      @ronansweeney9120 9 років тому +16

      They are* so they're not their

    • @MrCoolGamer1000
      @MrCoolGamer1000 9 років тому +138

      Bora Dingdong Frats are known for objectifying women and being awful people and this video is just trying to point that out.

  • @carlost856
    @carlost856 3 роки тому +39

    1:42 lost it at the guy with long hair and sunglasses checking for black guys under the table.

  • @FilledCircle
    @FilledCircle 9 років тому +72

    Nearly everything mentioned in this has occurred at my college. Even the extortion bit.

  • @Mansfiery
    @Mansfiery 2 роки тому +47

    This is pretty accurate. Even the most benign, service oriented, and diverse fraternity at my school had a guy die from a keg stand.

  • @nia.r5988
    @nia.r5988 4 роки тому +45

    Kinda sucks half of my friends were sexually assaulted or raped in a frat party, i man grabbed my boobs at a party once and tried to kiss me, it’s the reason I haven’t gone to a party alone since.

  • @williamcraig8268
    @williamcraig8268 9 років тому +415

    I thought the title said "The Problem With Farts"

    • @agm7596
      @agm7596 9 років тому +11

      William Craig Yeah i tought the joke was gonna be him giving a GREAT speech, motivating everyone up and then he was gonna fart and no one would take him seriously

    • @dowddash
      @dowddash 9 років тому +6

      William Craig Only problem with farts are sharts.

    • @williamcraig8268
      @williamcraig8268 9 років тому +2

      dowddash True dat. And when you think it's going to be S.B.D but then it isn't.

    • @evankelly168
      @evankelly168 9 років тому

      Me to

    • @asii97
      @asii97 9 років тому +2

      2 mins into the video and i was still wondering in what way farts are related to what they are saying...

  • @MarioSonic46
    @MarioSonic46 9 років тому +4444

    I'm sorry. I thought this said "The Problem With Farts".

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 4 роки тому +37

    1:44 See, he is smart now!
    Also, Ox may be making more money than me now, but honestly he could literally be making half of minimum wage and be making more money than me. So jokes on him!

  • @xx55AC55xx
    @xx55AC55xx 9 років тому +413

    Finally first time in years COLLEGE humor posted something COLLEGE related

    • @SARYM911
      @SARYM911 9 років тому +4

      Anthony Coughlin Well they did post that video about unemployed millennials recently..Since then it seems to be going in the right direction

    • @ZzspartazZ
      @ZzspartazZ 9 років тому +10

      Anthony Coughlin If the videos are funny who gives a shit if they're college related?

    • @nutmeg453
      @nutmeg453 9 років тому +4

      I'm not liking this comment purely because it currently has 69 likes 😀

    • @christianweibrecht6555
      @christianweibrecht6555 9 років тому +5

      The humor is for college students

  • @ChrisPMuffin
    @ChrisPMuffin 9 років тому +116

    Now this was a good video. Thank you for stepping up Colleghumor

    • @ProjectKYA
      @ProjectKYA 9 років тому +14

      Chris Projahn No it wasn't? All they are doing is enabling the abuse idiot feminists give male fraternities.

    • @Imaweaverboy
      @Imaweaverboy 9 років тому +5

      Algebra Cow What. All of these come from things people actually did in frats that got reported on the news...

    • @evanneis762
      @evanneis762 9 років тому +4

      Algebra Cow shut the fuck up

    • @aeonnortune
      @aeonnortune 9 років тому +3

      Evan Neis Truly a stinging rebuttal of Algebra Cows point there

    • @AussieHavanna
      @AussieHavanna 9 років тому +1

      Chris Projahn Seriously: There was a "brother" of a very prominent frat on our campus who had raped 3 different girls during the course of my sophomore year. The only reason I know anything about it is one of my roommates was dating one of the guys on the frat counsel. After talking it over, he was banned for 2 weeks, TWO WEEKS from frat activities including the joint frat/soririty parties.
      I went to some of those parties, I saw that bastard and had no idea what his reputation was and I would have remained completely in the dark about him. Schools do a LOT to cover this kinda thing up and it's really scary tbh. By the way, he still graduated on time. Idk what happened to two of the girls, but I know that one of them dropped out.

  • @spagetti568
    @spagetti568 7 років тому +42

    "And he's currently making more money than you" most accurate

  • @Wintersword9900
    @Wintersword9900 4 роки тому +115

    Something about fraternities that invite sociopaths with a strong sense of entitlement

    • @flightevolution8132
      @flightevolution8132 3 роки тому +2

      Look who wasn't invited to the frat

    • @samuelsoliday4381
      @samuelsoliday4381 3 роки тому +30

      @@flightevolution8132 look who isn't helping their case.

    • @flightevolution8132
      @flightevolution8132 3 роки тому +1

      @@samuelsoliday4381 That was actually pretty funny.

    • @schzti2455
      @schzti2455 2 роки тому +1

      Frat boys are all awkward losers desperate to be cool. Every been to a frat party? It's lame shit where everyone acts entitled

    • @bigbay1159
      @bigbay1159 2 роки тому

      @@schzti2455 Making extreme generalizations in reverse doesn't help your cause. There are bad groups but that doesn't define all groups. I can guarantee you don't like being generalized.

  • @pkmn1260
    @pkmn1260 9 років тому +286

    this......this is why i think frats are a stain on the world.....this is all true, and everyone knows it.

    • @pkmn1260
      @pkmn1260 9 років тому +24

      ***** as individuals, yeah, but as a whole, frats just cause trouble

    • @ProjectKYA
      @ProjectKYA 9 років тому +36

      William B It isn't true. Most fraternity "RAPE" cases turn out to be false with evidence heavily against the "VICTIM"

    • @varneyrobert
      @varneyrobert 9 років тому +4

      William B there are some fraternities and sororities that are community service based...like all they do is volunteer. Granted i do agree that most frats are probably a stain

    • @ultravioletwings
      @ultravioletwings 9 років тому +15

      Algebra Cow please cite your sources

    • @olivia1954
      @olivia1954 9 років тому +16

      ***** Google the UVA and Rolling stone rape case.
      these are 2 i know of the top of my hear the and prosecutor came out and explicitly stated all accused individuals are innocent.
      but dont please dont take my word for it actually look it up

  • @rorybarlow6102
    @rorybarlow6102 9 років тому +762

    Was I the only one who thought it said "The Problem With Farts"??

    • @georgec8914
      @georgec8914 9 років тому +2

      i was like, awww sick farts... now im dissapointed

    • @UndeadCookieMonster
      @UndeadCookieMonster 9 років тому

      Rory Barlow For some reason I read that too.

    • @juicy4life731
      @juicy4life731 9 років тому +14

      Rory Barlow I actually thought the video was about farts until like 2 minutes in xD

    • @PulgaNojenta
      @PulgaNojenta 9 років тому +4

      Rory Barlow The only reason i clicked it

    • @IrWinRawr1
      @IrWinRawr1 9 років тому

      Rory Barlow no

  • @ayylmao7529
    @ayylmao7529 8 років тому +18

    To be fair, everyone in this hypothetical Frat turned themselves in and were genuinely upset by their actions once confronted with them

  • @maksillorenzo9480
    @maksillorenzo9480 4 роки тому +21

    The squished red solo cup in between the books really sells it for me

  • @chiliwithonel
    @chiliwithonel 4 роки тому +29

    This is why the frats at my school got abolished

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 4 роки тому +39

    5 years later, and this is still painfully accurate (especially the ending)

  • @MistuhCoolio
    @MistuhCoolio 7 років тому +19

    2:09 "we've had a BIT of an issue with sodomy...but those are the actions of people we can't control!!" *red-shirt guy's priceless reaction*

  • @elianbarnes9628
    @elianbarnes9628 8 років тому +419

    PARTY AT THE GOAT HOUSE!!!!!

  • @madelineshackelford408
    @madelineshackelford408 8 років тому +26

    it is so nice to see white men to use their privilege to acknowledge the harm that sexism and racism bring. I liked how the ending showed how the repercussions of their actions were acknowledged in a way that is similar to how most frat incidents dealing with racism or sexism typically end. I really enjoyed this.

    • @kami6401
      @kami6401 Рік тому

      Stop the shitposting

  • @Collectro
    @Collectro 8 років тому +37

    I knew a guy who used to be affiliated with me because of a friend, whos not really a friend, and he was kinda his friend, but anyhow i just found out he got some girl drunk back in the day when we were all roomates and pretty much raped her, and yea hes a college frat house wannabe who never went to college, but lives in a college town... and hes in his mid 30's now. I wish i knew that had happened when it did, i woulda told the girl to turn his ass in. people like that deserve some time in prison. pretty much the scum of the earth. Thank you CH for allowing me to express my emotions to the group.

    • @ronniewhyte4864
      @ronniewhyte4864 8 років тому +3

      **coughs** sounds like a load of bullshit **cough**

    • @TheTipsyMidget
      @TheTipsyMidget 8 років тому

      +Collectro Just going to go ahead and say that if you actually commit rape, you are 100% likely to no longer be in that fraternity, regardless of whether punishment is given to the fraternity.

    • @AltFreak25
      @AltFreak25 6 років тому +3

      There's no such thing as "pretty much raped." From what your saying, his actions are rape plain and simple and he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

  • @this_too_shaII_pass
    @this_too_shaII_pass 9 років тому +16

    This is one of collegehumors best videos, it's so hilarious, and so underrated

  • @MinaliaGames
    @MinaliaGames 3 роки тому +15

    God, that ending was too fucking real.

  • @user-qk5ft8eo8t
    @user-qk5ft8eo8t 9 років тому +191

    Isn't that Anna Akana boyfriend?

    • @viktormon
      @viktormon 9 років тому +3

      Jeremiah Paredes Noticed him as well!

    • @mohkokhom
      @mohkokhom 9 років тому +1

      Yeah Brad Gage is in it, but its not his first vid with CollegeHumor

    • @mohkokhom
      @mohkokhom 9 років тому +1

      Anne Baptiste its Brad Gage​

    • @mohkokhom
      @mohkokhom 9 років тому

      If you wanna check him out click on name then click on UA-cam tab

    • @bradgagecomedy
      @bradgagecomedy 9 років тому +5

      Jeremiah Paredes technically, my name is Squeezebox

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 7 років тому +39

    Why all the downvotes? These are all problems in frats, and not just minor, isolated incidents either, but serious ones.
    Unless you are embarrassed about your penchant for consensual guy-on-guy sodomy, which has also been known to happen in frats...

  • @imbetterthanuforever
    @imbetterthanuforever 7 років тому +73

    This is so real its scary, unfortunately its the crazy dude that represents most of the frat guys

  • @derflop
    @derflop Рік тому +5

    Never joined a frat, still made lots of friends and had a great time in college. Now working a pretty good job too. What do frats do again remind me?

  • @joeker5208
    @joeker5208 3 роки тому +7

    0:45 the moment you realize you're the bad guys

  • @MrGksarathy
    @MrGksarathy Рік тому +6

    "Let's go draw swastikas on Dean Goldberg's car!"
    I can't believe I missed this for nearly 6 years.

  • @alicemartine7743
    @alicemartine7743 8 років тому +85

    Anyone know the college humour video that's similar to this but it's the Grease song summer nights?

    • @briang3598
      @briang3598 8 років тому +2

      Yeah, it came to mind.

    • @leotrejo9817
      @leotrejo9817 8 років тому +3

      You're thinking of the funny one

    • @Megapawntv
      @Megapawntv 8 років тому +14

      grease dilemma

    • @justinbryan6249
      @justinbryan6249 5 років тому +3

      "Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?!"

    • @nunyabusiness7858
      @nunyabusiness7858 5 років тому +3

      @@justinbryan6249 "did she call the police?"
      "Woah that didn't even rhyme!"

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 6 років тому +80

    As a guy who was in a frat, sexual assault is a pretty sure way to get yourself banned from the house pretty quickly. It's taken pretty seriously.

    • @doctorobvious9229
      @doctorobvious9229 6 років тому +7

      Nickoli Lion I haven’t been in one, as I’m only a senior in high school this fall, but I’m assuming you guys take it so seriously because today, and especially a few years ago, a simple accusation of any form of sexual misconduct could land a guy in jail and if he was in one, his frat on the headlines. Bad publicity there is certainly not good publicity.

    • @Rob25AZ
      @Rob25AZ 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah but not really as a former member a mostly white frat, rape is part of the lifestyle ask knk girl pledges those poor freshmen

    • @TheNightWatcher1385
      @TheNightWatcher1385 4 роки тому +32

      Rob25AZ words of my pledge educator my first night as a pledge, “If I catch word of you assaulting anyone, you won’t be going to jail. I’ll be going to jail, and you’ll be going to the hospital.”
      We were pretty good at shutting that shit down when there was a risk for it. We blacked one member for being too sketchy around women. We also were sure to get the women’s opinion on potential members at the parties to see how they behaved around girls when we weren’t looking. Helped us dodge a bullet on more than one occasion.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 3 роки тому +37

      @@TheNightWatcher1385 Your frat is clearly an exception. Good for you guys. Seriously.

    • @jzzisk
      @jzzisk 3 роки тому +4

      Hazing too. Still happens at my college though....

  • @xEmoSunshine14x
    @xEmoSunshine14x 8 років тому +10

    "We're bad people... we're bad people on the *voice cracks* inside.."

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros 9 років тому +273

    The problem with frats is that they exist. They serve no purpose, other than social segregation. Creates the feeling and thought processes of local loyalty and remote distrust in each other.

    • @ExecratedPlaysGaming
      @ExecratedPlaysGaming 9 років тому +31

      I agree. Sororities need to be banned.

    • @kobeballer
      @kobeballer 9 років тому +10

      Neceros Not sure how they "create the feeling of remote distrust" but they do serve other purposes. They are a good way to help people sow connections and they also perform lots of charitable and community work. The bad ones are mostly major division I chapters. I went to a small division III school and the frat was incredibly mild with regards to partying and "hazing" (for the girls I heard it consisted of singing a song in front of their sisters) and they had a required 3.0 or above gpa.

    • @Neceros
      @Neceros 9 років тому +16

      kobeballer People don't need restrictions to form relationships...

    • @davidsopaseuth
      @davidsopaseuth 9 років тому +10

      People choose to join Greek Life because they see how much more successful they can be with it. Due to the large Alumni base one can easily find a job plus with all the community service and philanthropy we do, it looks great on resumes. Yet ignorant people only listen what the media tells them and sees what a few bad chapters are like.

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 9 років тому +7

      Neceros If a frat does require cult-like following, that is bad. But the mere idea of basically a club in college where you can dorm at is not inherently bad as you apply.

  • @someperson5506
    @someperson5506 7 років тому +2

    If u draw a cross in the middle of a swastika, then add a stem at the bottom with a leaf or two on it, it looks like a flower. Something to know if you don't have a power-washer and someone spray paints swastikas on your property.

  • @wilsonroen
    @wilsonroen 9 років тому +7

    As a fraternity man it is important to remember that stereotypes do not represent the group as a whole. My fraternity focuses on academics (3.8 GPA avg at one of the most prestigious universities in the country), philanthropy (we raised 30k this year and rebuilt a playground for a school who had theirs burned down by vandals), and most importantly social awareness. Our fraternity is known as a safe haven on campus for drunk boys and girls who need a break. Every brother will readily walk someone home at any point. There are benefits and detriments to everything, fraternities are no exception. Yes, fraternities can cause a lot of harm, but they can also do a lot of good by banding together people who are working towards something great.

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 роки тому

      That’s fine and all, but fraternities get a bad rep and they seem to be on the news for stuff that is pretty vile. I am not denying the existence of good frats, but there is a lot of problems with that systemically and socially.

  • @silver_iris_playbook95
    @silver_iris_playbook95 7 років тому +10

    well this is like Animal House brought into the contemporary world... kinda scary

  • @SquidBlue
    @SquidBlue 9 років тому +24

    College Humor has been uploading a lot of great content lately. I am pleased :)

  • @vikavids
    @vikavids 7 років тому +15

    "this is emblematic of a larger problem" lol

  • @pat3000721
    @pat3000721 8 років тому +18

    This is painfully accurate

  • @harrykelly4665
    @harrykelly4665 9 років тому +126

    guarantee people will fail to see the joke and get offended, because people have sensitive bollocks
    having said that, the video was a bit stereotypical, sure they're not all like that. 1 bad apple spoils the bunch routine

    • @Rukdug
      @Rukdug 9 років тому +14

      Harry Kelly Well to be fair, it appears that at least have of the guys in this "frat" in the video are generally decent people. And it really appears that Squish and the ringleader (forget his fake name) are the worst offenders that most everyone else was completely disgusted with.

    • @harrykelly4665
      @harrykelly4665 9 років тому +3

      I agree, I actually enjoyed the skit and was just talking in general sense rather than of the skit itself. My comment was aimed at the people in the comment section that are inevitably going to start crying over a joke that really isn't something to get fired up over. Like i said, i thought it was pretty funny, made me laugh out loud a couple of times actually!

    • @harrykelly4665
      @harrykelly4665 9 років тому

      inform me on the difference please

    • @nootkpr
      @nootkpr 9 років тому

      Honestly, I have know idea, just watch the endplate

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 9 років тому +5

      Harry Kelly I think this would be funny if people didn't actually think frats worked like that.

  • @userwtf420
    @userwtf420 9 років тому +26

    I thought it said The problem with farts lmao

  • @matthewwalker3131
    @matthewwalker3131 7 років тому +53

    i see anna akana's BF in this

  • @talldarknindian3695
    @talldarknindian3695 8 років тому +61

    there was definitely a bit of salt thrown in there

  • @amaos3995
    @amaos3995 8 років тому +391

    Can I start a frat named Kappa Kappa Kappa?

    • @Krebons1200
      @Krebons1200 8 років тому +49

      +Amaos yes, but you must live underwater and kidnap children

    • @awolpete10
      @awolpete10 8 років тому +91

      +Amaos There is a Tri-Kappa (Kappa Kappa Kappa - KKK) at Dartmouth College in Hanover.

    • @SquiggsMitchell
      @SquiggsMitchell 8 років тому +37

      +Jeremy Aylward They were founded before the KKK too..

    • @LetsGetNoticedNow
      @LetsGetNoticedNow 8 років тому +6

      it's called the Kappa Alpha Order

    • @mymom5248
      @mymom5248 8 років тому

      nokappa ?

  • @stu6665
    @stu6665 8 років тому +5

    The head shake at 1:21 has me dying 😂

  • @Gayfrogscollective
    @Gayfrogscollective 9 років тому +2

    Murph really commits to his parts, it really helps. I know the words Professional and Comedian don't really go hand in hand (at least in front of the audience/camera) but it's dedication you can see. This sketch probably isn't the perfect example but it's another in a long series that demonstrates his ability.

  • @TurdFerguson34
    @TurdFerguson34 9 років тому +170

    college humor went from celebrating and exemplifying college life, but now they're generalizing and ripping on the college life. I'm unsubscribing

    • @shotgunboy10
      @shotgunboy10 9 років тому +4

      PokeYankeefan wtf?

    • @fluteoboe101
      @fluteoboe101 9 років тому +108

      Look! A butthurt frat boy!

    • @TurdFerguson34
      @TurdFerguson34 9 років тому +25

      fluteoboe101 I've never been in a fraternity. However, I've seen first hand the good that many fraternities and sororities have done in this country and in my community. There are going to be awful terrible people who do awful terrible things, but you can't generalize an entire group of people based on a handful of bad people.

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 9 років тому +52

      PokeYankeefan Ok, bye. You're like the guys who announce to everyone they are leaving facebook.

    • @macNchess
      @macNchess 9 років тому +14

      PokeYankeefan It's been 3 hours. Are you experiencing technical difficulties?

  • @surgeland9084
    @surgeland9084 8 років тому +6

    I'd love to see whatever film this is an ending to. I bet it would be one of the funniest satirical dark comedies in recent years.

  • @eddieford9373
    @eddieford9373 3 роки тому +5

    This is more relevant now that when it came out.

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain 7 років тому +7

    this is like if UA-cam commenters took one good look at themselves as a whole

  • @naterksmr
    @naterksmr 9 місяців тому +1

    Campus: "We'll be the judge and jury for this r*pe accusation"
    Frat kid's parents: "Sounds good. Just so you know, if our son or his friends are found guilty or punished in any way, we'll completely cut off the funding you need to survive."
    Campus: "I mean... it was kind of her fault when you really think about it... We find the victim guilty and everyone else innocent."
    This literally still happens today. What the actual f*ck is going on with this country?

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 7 років тому +12

    C'mon guys. I'm in a fraternity and I thought it was funny. Don't get so triggered.

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 4 роки тому +1

      epicsamurai5 good sport.. 😊👍

  • @ProphesizedHero
    @ProphesizedHero 9 років тому +20

    All I saw was the guy from Magic Hugs....

    • @lealurch5384
      @lealurch5384 9 років тому

      Chaz Faris
      Chaw, where are you?

    • @spartanboosts
      @spartanboosts 9 років тому +1

      Chaz Faris Me too...and damn he got chunky! Too many HOTDOGS!

    • @SkilledCheckmates
      @SkilledCheckmates 9 років тому +1

      Chaz Faris I'm just glad he's back. One of the funniest guys out

  • @kichiwafles4190
    @kichiwafles4190 8 років тому +23

    0:44 cyanide and happiness

    • @emwood07
      @emwood07 8 років тому

      Cyanide?

    • @kichiwafles4190
      @kichiwafles4190 8 років тому +2

      +Elijah Wood the plushie into the background is from a UA-cam series called cyanide and happiness

    • @faithboy12
      @faithboy12 8 років тому +1

      Shieeet, I got that one too.

  • @Maniac536
    @Maniac536 5 років тому +4

    “This is emblematic of a larger problem...”

  • @blakeb4583
    @blakeb4583 8 років тому +327

    A GDI made this

    • @nicksmith4449
      @nicksmith4449 8 років тому +74

      +Blake B I love how greeks use nonconformity as an insult. It's really hilarious

    • @drdee94
      @drdee94 8 років тому +74

      +Nick Smith dont be mad you didnt get a bid

    • @blakeb4583
      @blakeb4583 8 років тому +12

      sam lindberg Who do you know here?

    • @tigerfan1836
      @tigerfan1836 8 років тому +1

      +sam lindberg Descent* you stupid GDI.

    • @MrMoneybags342
      @MrMoneybags342 6 років тому

      Agreed

  • @Zahlenteufel1
    @Zahlenteufel1 7 років тому +15

    I read "The Problem With Farts"

  • @hypno-scream5652
    @hypno-scream5652 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that Patt’s killer is in the frat answers so many questions

  • @Askarcher
    @Askarcher 9 років тому +1

    This should be a series

  • @beesonkawasabacardi
    @beesonkawasabacardi 9 років тому +4

    But if this was accosting any other group it'd be terrible. Frats do a lot of good for charity and the community, way to damage your relationship with part of your core demographic "College" humor. I mean, I get the joke, and haha, maybe it's funny to some, but you're perpetuating a harsh stereotype that affects those who plan massive philanthropies and brotherhoods to help the community because SOME shitty people exist in such a huge system.

  • @deadreset2511
    @deadreset2511 6 років тому +3

    One of my frat bro's dad got him off rape charge in '07 too. EPIC!

  • @geovannibotticella7822
    @geovannibotticella7822 Рік тому +1

    It’s been 7 year and I’ve watched this video many times and I just realized that they call Trapp “Shanghai”

  • @jliller
    @jliller 9 років тому +1

    Frats: where some new guys let a close-knit group of guys treat them like crap for awhile so they "earn" friendship of said group, gaining drinking buddies, partners in doing stupid shit (particularly drunken parties), and the opportunity to later treat other new guys like crap. All while hold needlessly secret meetings.
    I never saw the appeal.

  • @TheNeverposts
    @TheNeverposts 8 років тому +4

    Every time I watch this and then this dude nicknamed 'Shanghai', with his collars on full pop, comes up, I lose it

  • @MsClaudiaDuran
    @MsClaudiaDuran 3 роки тому +4

    What documentary is this?

  • @moosesurgeon
    @moosesurgeon Рік тому +1

    7 years later and I just realized this is the 5sf house

  • @michelleahn3465
    @michelleahn3465 4 роки тому +2

    5 years later and this is still a recent problem lol...

  • @Mercyless4good
    @Mercyless4good 9 років тому +7

    Eh when there were only AD videos on this channel those were the golden days , what's up with these high quality videos i guess it's time to unsub.

    • @Cynthiarctic
      @Cynthiarctic 9 років тому

      Ok

    • @macNchess
      @macNchess 9 років тому

      GladX It's been 10 hours. Is it time to unsub yet?

  • @gans4728
    @gans4728 9 років тому +6

    Nice Cyanide and Happiness doll.

  • @Argonnosi
    @Argonnosi 9 років тому +1

    So... the rape allegations made against those fraternities were determined to be false. I mean, you get that, right? The frats didn't hide anything, someone falsely accused someone else of one of the worst crimes you can be accused of. Mostly, 'cause of shit like this. It doesn't matter how many times and in how many ways you are exonerated, you're labeled a rapist, and that's never going away. This is a problem.

  • @jessicapena5521
    @jessicapena5521 8 років тому +1

    "What it's not like any of you are black anyway"
    "Wait are there really no-" "I thought there was at least-"
    "This is emblematic of a larger problem"

  • @CynicalScientist261
    @CynicalScientist261 7 років тому +15

    I'm English and Fraternities seem like an awful idea. What good comes from them?

    • @iateyursandwiches
      @iateyursandwiches 6 років тому +10

      The idea is companionship and fellowship, connections, and community service. Please don't believe everything you hear about frats and sororities. There are plenty of honors and service oriented frats. There are bad ones but it's really not all of them. Yes they have parties but it's not really all they do.

    • @drummerboi357
      @drummerboi357 4 роки тому

      @@iateyursandwiches question if you want the idea of companionship fellowship ect why not just make normal friends outside of a frat?

  • @NathanTAK
    @NathanTAK 8 років тому +2

    I'm not sure cutting off donations counts as extortion; you can't be legally compelled to donate...

  • @mariareynoso4923
    @mariareynoso4923 6 років тому +1

    And there’s also the humiliation that they put you under once to try to enter a frat

  • @kenlandon6130
    @kenlandon6130 2 роки тому +3

    "The refusal to take sides on great moral issues is itself a decision. It is a silent acquiescence to evil. The Tragedy of our time is that those who still believe in honesty lack fire and conviction, while those who believe in dishonesty are full of passionate conviction."
    - Fulton J Sheen

    • @thesurvivorssanctuary6561
      @thesurvivorssanctuary6561 Рік тому +1

      Quoting an Archbishop on a video discussing the secret evils of FRATERNITIES. That's poetic Mmy friend.

    • @kenlandon6130
      @kenlandon6130 Рік тому

      @@thesurvivorssanctuary6561 Hey I'm an atheist. The quote just fit. Yeah I looked up the guy and he has plenty of skeletons in his closet...

  • @Mochi-kf3it
    @Mochi-kf3it 8 років тому +74

    There are some butthurt people in the comments....

  • @SeriousYelder
    @SeriousYelder 8 років тому +110

    I love how College Humor consistently understands white-privelege.

  • @reverendrocky1485
    @reverendrocky1485 9 років тому +2

    A college humour video obstensibly about college.
    Wow. I'd never thought that'd happen again

  • @SuperNitroZ64
    @SuperNitroZ64 Рік тому +2

    1:26 Their annual what now?