Killgar's Kode - HOW TO WIN A FIGHT

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
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  • @PatricHerrera
    @PatricHerrera 5 років тому +5346

    The best way to win a fight:
    **grabs notepad**
    Is to start a fight!
    **scribbles furiously**

  • @chocolatecumblast6570
    @chocolatecumblast6570 5 років тому +3311

    I like to imagine killgaria is a peacful planet and killhar is just making his race sound awsome and killgar is just insane

    • @pedrocampos1787
      @pedrocampos1787 4 роки тому +92

      oooh-yeeah.

    • @DirtyDishSoap
      @DirtyDishSoap 4 роки тому +171

      Kind of like Lobo.

    • @javathehunt790
      @javathehunt790 4 роки тому +109

      That would be an awesome plot twist

    • @HatTrex
      @HatTrex 4 роки тому +248

      I like to think that killgaria does not actually exist and killhar is just a crazy guy.
      Like he is casually the only survivor from a planet nobody knows anything about and a lot of the story sounds like bs.

    • @chocolatecumblast6570
      @chocolatecumblast6570 4 роки тому +75

      @@HatTrex plus he has the same name as his planet

  • @fredrickbanks1966
    @fredrickbanks1966 5 років тому +1683

    I’m getting second hand throat sores from Killgar’s voice

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 5 років тому +32

      drink tea with lemon or consult an ENT

    • @fredrickbanks1966
      @fredrickbanks1966 5 років тому +1

      numaTruehome 100 thanks but you forgot one l

    • @numatruehome100
      @numatruehome100 5 років тому +3

      fredrick banks killgar probably doesn’t care

    • @mashitandsmashit
      @mashitandsmashit 5 років тому +5

      That's just one of the MANY, MANY ways he can beat you in a fight!

    • @IAmNumber4000
      @IAmNumber4000 5 років тому +4

      He sounds like fuckin’ Nathan Explosion

  • @Cicosbruh
    @Cicosbruh 5 років тому +3190

    Rule 1 of every animators: never put "episode 1" on the title

    • @xSixthiSx
      @xSixthiSx 5 років тому +138

      Can the same be said for rules

    • @dracibatic2433
      @dracibatic2433 4 роки тому +38

      xSixthiSx there will never be an end to the rules, so really the opposite rule applies
      Why did i write this exactly?

    • @DRKLCNS1
      @DRKLCNS1 4 роки тому +88

      rule 1 of being a fan; don't criticize animators for having ambitions. just enjoy the content

    • @dracibatic2433
      @dracibatic2433 4 роки тому +15

      Blake Manor rule... shut up nerd.
      Gotem

    • @DRKLCNS1
      @DRKLCNS1 4 роки тому +17

      William McDougal no u ♻️
      gotemback

  • @creamsupreme6987
    @creamsupreme6987 5 років тому +1297

    "Remember to always hit first"
    *"EVEN IF HE HITS YOU FIRST"*

    • @andrelemos8299
      @andrelemos8299 4 роки тому +21

      He cant hit you first if u hit his fist first so that way he cant punch u anymore.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 роки тому +6

      My dad always have that advice.
      Son, if it's clear you can't avoid a fight, hit first and hit hard. That way you put him on the defensive.

    • @antiusinferno9396
      @antiusinferno9396 4 роки тому +3

      Ha How does one hit someone first when they've already hit you first? Do you just stop the fight? And then reinitialize the fight moments later so that you could have the "first hit"? Or do you count their first hit as your first hit? Only one way find out now who wants to debate?

    • @arnvonsalzburg5033
      @arnvonsalzburg5033 4 роки тому +3

      @@antiusinferno9396 well you hit him first. His poor fist with your strong face ;-)

    • @antiusinferno9396
      @antiusinferno9396 4 роки тому +3

      @@arnvonsalzburg5033 ah yes of course the old fist damaging face hit how did I forget that one.

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 5 років тому +1854

    Looks like he remembered the password to the UA-cam account boys

    • @Zengo38
      @Zengo38 5 років тому +8

      about time

    • @aserta
      @aserta 5 років тому +5

      That's Michael from vSource. He lost his on his way to shilland.

    • @connorm7915
      @connorm7915 5 років тому

      lmao

    • @MeredithLikely
      @MeredithLikely 5 років тому +1

      Ayyyyyy I was the four twenty like loooool

    • @ReedBoi-tv2se
      @ReedBoi-tv2se 4 роки тому

      Armageddon Sinew nice...nice

  • @Berd
    @Berd 5 років тому +1051

    this was very instructional, thank you!

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 років тому +1631

    "Remember to always hit first... *EVEN IF HE HITS YOU FIRST!"*
    Words of wisdom

    • @KobianoRoll
      @KobianoRoll 5 років тому +33

      Build a time machine and hit him first if he hits you first

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 5 років тому +4

      When you a Throat Wolf and you have Firster Strike

    • @baonkang5990
      @baonkang5990 5 років тому +6

      Perhaps it has another meaning that is lost in translation.
      Maybe he means the blow that initiates real fight
      And so the previous blow doesn't count.

    • @Smexbi
      @Smexbi 5 років тому +3

      Golden Experience Requiem

    • @aureldocks
      @aureldocks 5 років тому +7

      In the french version, he says : "always hit first, *especially* if he hit you before ! "
      Wich, in my opinion, is even funnier ^-^

  • @anoninunen
    @anoninunen 5 років тому +1140

    "If fighting is to result in victory then you must fight!" -Sun Tsu, The Art of War

    • @MinecraftToonLink
      @MinecraftToonLink 5 років тому +172

      And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it!

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 років тому +135

      And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the Ring of Honour!

    • @brendanmcclelland8457
      @brendanmcclelland8457 5 років тому +98

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @aawallace98
      @aawallace98 5 років тому +111

      and then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal and herded them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 5 років тому +102

      *UNLESS IT’S A FARM*

  • @LordBloodpool
    @LordBloodpool 5 років тому +194

    Kilgar's advice is actually pretty solid.
    If you also happen to be a musclebound homicidal maniac that is.

    • @whatsagoodusername823
      @whatsagoodusername823 4 роки тому +33

      Can’t lose a debate if your opponent and everyone in the immediate vicinity are already dead

  • @Alberto-wr2sv
    @Alberto-wr2sv 5 років тому +2082

    Episode 1? Nice! My future grandson will probalby enjoy episode 2!

    • @allisonnorth7792
      @allisonnorth7792 5 років тому +40

      OOF call out!

    • @juansalcido2037
      @juansalcido2037 5 років тому +2

      jajajaja way too soon my fella

    • @RingoYote71
      @RingoYote71 5 років тому +6

      OOOOOOHHHH

    • @soup331emd5
      @soup331emd5 5 років тому +17

      try the aliens that dig up your fossilized remains.

    • @jeybeyon6643
      @jeybeyon6643 5 років тому +3

      @@juansalcido2037 is it on time now?....
      How bout now?....
      Now?!?!
      Why is no one always on time ??!!😱😱😱

  • @Paralellex
    @Paralellex 5 років тому +642

    Skyrim Dragons: There is no difference between our debating and our fighting.
    Kilgarians: There is no difference between our debating and your fighting.

    • @phantom-ri2tg
      @phantom-ri2tg 5 років тому +8

      This.

    • @BlindandMad
      @BlindandMad 5 років тому +31

      There was a difference.
      Kilgarians fights are more violent.

    • @bent2461
      @bent2461 5 років тому +5

      Yeah their debating is the same as our fighting

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie 5 років тому +5

      *Insert a comment about how Skyrim dragons are wyverns and not dragons. As if wyverns and dragons were somehow mutually exclusive.*

    • @OmegaTav
      @OmegaTav 5 років тому

      A Very Disappointed Red Engineer in the TES univers they are dragons whtere you like it or not

  • @TheChimera70
    @TheChimera70 5 років тому +411

    You know it's a good day when Harry Partridge shows up in your subscriptions box

  • @262malulani
    @262malulani 5 років тому +386

    The fact that one man is behind over 90% of this shows production is nothing short of amazing. High quality animations, astounding voice acting and an interesting story. Serious kudos to the creator

  • @anubisgodess2353
    @anubisgodess2353 5 років тому +423

    This is only the first episode but I request a killgarian character sheet for DnD

    • @nadrewod999
      @nadrewod999 5 років тому +48

      At the very least, it looks like a heavily Min-Maxed Barbarian (Maximum Strength/Physical stats, Minimum Intelligence/Mental stats), possibly flavored around a science-fiction-flavored spinoff of the main game (like Starfinder instead of Pathfinder en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfinder_Roleplaying_Game ) since he seems to be at least competent with ranged energy weapons, such as the "ZARRADIAN POSITRONIC ANTIMATTER RAY" mentioned in the video.
      Not sure what feats or builds to give him specifically, but you would basically want to aim for everything that makes him more of a classic #Murderhobo, since it's always his blue-skinned compatriot who actually talks their way out of some situations.
      Side Note: Depending on the group and the DM, it might be better to build this "Killgarian" as a repeatable enemy NPC encounter, since Murderhobos tend to ruin many finely-crafted campaigns.

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 5 років тому +5

      I would rather in Starfinder ^^

    • @aureldocks
      @aureldocks 5 років тому +17

      Killgarians are never played in these kind of game, 'cause they always throw the dice in the face of the DM. (Wich, of course, is extremely lethal.)

    • @StarSage66
      @StarSage66 5 років тому +12

      @@aureldocks It's true, last time I tried to DM for a Killgarian I was lucky to only lose an eye and my girlfriend.

    • @ConkerBirdy
      @ConkerBirdy 5 років тому

      @@nadrewod999 Killgar is just a minmaxed Starfinder Vesk Soldier.
      Actually played with 2 characters that were like him in a campaign last year.

  • @CompletelyNewguy
    @CompletelyNewguy 5 років тому +363

    "Fights? Those are *WAY* more violent."
    God I hope that's the next episode.

    • @matssmaling7552
      @matssmaling7552 5 років тому +17

      Episode 86 "wait?..murder that is way more violent

    • @psycorunners
      @psycorunners 5 років тому

      Yep, the next episode will be up in 6 years time so nothing to worry about.

    • @mrschiggy5871
      @mrschiggy5871 5 років тому +1

      We will find out in the next 20-80 years!

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 роки тому

      World eaters in the nutshell

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 5 років тому +388

    Nice to finally see a Patreon credits at the end of your animations! You deserve it the most. Good job a
    Harry!

  • @jordanboyd5587
    @jordanboyd5587 5 років тому +194

    If Starbarians had a video game, this would be the opening scene before the title screen shows up.

    • @Gryphus.
      @Gryphus. 5 років тому +20

      I think it'd be better as the introduction cutscene to Killgar as a new playable character or partner or something like that. Kinda like the cutscenes that explain each new weapon in Ratchet & Clank : a Crack in Time.
      Here's what I'm talking about : ua-cam.com/video/1urx4nPhq3A/v-deo.html

    • @vralkathormidugqf2317
      @vralkathormidugqf2317 5 років тому +3

      This will be the tutorial

  • @sycho-tech5104
    @sycho-tech5104 2 роки тому +312

    Killgar’s code translated from Killgarian:
    First; always be the antagonist, allowing you to carefully select your opponent.
    Have no discrimination of whom you will battle. The helpless, elderly, or crippled are just as valid as targets as any other.
    Do not simply Attack, but attack wean your chosen opponent is at their most vulnerable.
    If someone attempts to show dominance over you by issuing a challenge. Enforce your own dominance by becoming the aggressor by any means.
    The first strike is crucial. So always strike First.
    Never hold back your strength. Put all your might into every swing of your fist or weapon. And do not wast your momentum.
    If your opponent surpasses you in strength or endurance, utilize any nearby object as a weapon, including but not limited to nearby weapons.
    The battle isn’t over until one of you is, without a shadow of a doubt, Vary dead. So never stop striking your opponent until your absolutely certain their dead.
    Always respect your now dead opponent. And take a Momento of them to always remember your battle.
    Finally, keep what you kill. What was theirs is now yours.

    • @blank4227
      @blank4227 Рік тому +13

      he actually said everything in English already

    • @thatoneguy9309
      @thatoneguy9309 Рік тому

      wast

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Рік тому +2

      What if they hit you first?!

    • @Primal4panda
      @Primal4panda Рік тому

      @@jonathanwells223 Then hit them first even after they've hit you first.

    • @executionflux91
      @executionflux91 Рік тому +7

      @@jonathanwells223 Then you hit them first!

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 5 років тому +447

    "Last living Killgarian"
    What in the hell happened to Killgaria?

    • @CRAB_CRASHERZ
      @CRAB_CRASHERZ 5 років тому +169

      Killgar murdered everyone.

    • @enderfire1st_404
      @enderfire1st_404 4 роки тому +243

      My guess is that they had a fight. Since those are way more violent.

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 4 роки тому +78

      They had a planetwide tourney, Killgar was the winner and sole survivor.

    • @diegoosores704
      @diegoosores704 4 роки тому +45

      The killgarians kill everything and everyone in the planet so they kill the planet.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 4 роки тому +48

      I'm guessing other races killed them off for being galactic threats.

  • @weebgamer8738
    @weebgamer8738 5 років тому +487

    Never clicked on my notification so fast before in my life.

  • @lockejawe4050
    @lockejawe4050 5 років тому +103

    Killgar be like...
    *"HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN!?"*

    • @DarthBigBen
      @DarthBigBen 3 роки тому +6

      "I love the young people."

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 років тому +42

    I think that there's good reason as to why there's only one remaining Killgarian in the universe.
    I also think that one Killgarian is five too many for my peace of mind.

    • @trip9845
      @trip9845 Рік тому +1

      and I think he may be the tamest one of them

  • @onthebay15
    @onthebay15 5 років тому +117

    Hmmmmmm. Based on what the rest of the killgarians look like, I'm thinking killgar is a half breed. Would probably make a good episode

  • @KurumiTokisakiNightmareSpirit
    @KurumiTokisakiNightmareSpirit 5 років тому +216

    1:10 *How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man*

    • @shashu8205
      @shashu8205 5 років тому +15

      Kurumi Tokisaki “I love the young people”

  • @mickey4697
    @mickey4697 5 років тому +365

    I think I’m in a parallel universe where Harry uploads more...
    I like it

    • @Kingmaster64
      @Kingmaster64 5 років тому +10

      Quality takes time.
      That's why Let's Play Channels upload every day

    • @hopperhelp1
      @hopperhelp1 5 років тому +3

      It’s thanks to his Patreon. It’s helped him a lot.

    • @landonletterman831
      @landonletterman831 5 років тому +1

      Not to get political, but I think this is the universe balancing itself out

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 років тому +1

      @@landonletterman831 Time to delete all the reaction channels.

  • @clickityclak6111
    @clickityclak6111 5 років тому +264

    Kilgar comes from the Cobra Kai school of fighting:
    Strike first.
    Strike hard.
    No mercy.

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 5 років тому +9

      4th step
      Leave, because everyone is *DEAD.*
      5th
      If anyone is still alive while you are leaving *KILL THEM HARDER.*

    • @everforward5561
      @everforward5561 5 років тому +3

      Also, "Only fight people weaker than you".

    • @jtr7377
      @jtr7377 5 років тому +3

      If this video made anything clear, the Cobrai Kai school would qualify as a debate club for Killgarians.

  • @marcogypaetus9607
    @marcogypaetus9607 5 років тому +259

    "Or nearby Zeradian positronic anti-matter ray"
    O thank God, I found a use for them. I just have so many of them lying about, it's getting ridiculous.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 роки тому +22

      They make good planters. Ohh!!! And if you tweak the Zarcodium power core, you can use it to replace your water heater.

    • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
      @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 3 роки тому +7

      @@RequiemPoete yeah but it gives it this uranium dried onion taste

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 3 роки тому +7

      @@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 You forgot to rig your Zero-Point Energy bomb into a water filter, didn't you? Tsk, tsk. Rookie mistake.

    • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
      @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 3 роки тому +6

      @@RequiemPoete Dude I have a grand masters degree in warp and quantum engineering I am no rookie, but the main reason is that the water pipes I use do not have the silver magnetized inner coating to keep it clean, THYE UP THE PRICES LIKE CRAZY, I get my order on the way for 50 credits and now when it's here it 88!
      I just last week I bought 2 packs of beer, some burgers and salads, my regular green and multi tape for the price of 58 credits, now its 98, WTFH!

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 2 роки тому +1

      @@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 Hmmm just call Salzar at the used ship emporium. He usually has a few spare pipes for a reasonable price.

  • @ErnestAutist
    @ErnestAutist 5 років тому +55

    Episode 3: how Killgarions fight WARS! Episode 4: trying to explain the concept of a war crime to a Killgarion...

    • @DartLuke
      @DartLuke 5 років тому +8

      First I read "Klingon"

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 11 місяців тому +1

      Reminder that war crimes only register for surviving losers, and no Killgarian has lost. And those that did were shamed into death

  • @ondrapilnaj9857
    @ondrapilnaj9857 5 років тому +132

    Please, somebody give this guy his own TV show! Or a TV channel! Or a broadcast company, I don't care! Just somebody fund this stuff!

    • @SaladDongs
      @SaladDongs 5 років тому

      He already has a channel
      :~)

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 5 років тому +3

      Here! Take my shiney nickle!

    • @Makujah_
      @Makujah_ 5 років тому +1

      You can fund him yoursekf on PAT👏RE👏ON

    • @s.m.2523
      @s.m.2523 5 років тому +2

      I suspect he would not work very well under TV heriarchy, they tend to be very big on tight schedules and cost saving and Harry strikes as the kind of guy who likie to take his time for quality.

  • @artmeatj6620
    @artmeatj6620 5 років тому +247

    Remember kids
    Always hit first
    Even if they hit you first

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 5 років тому +3

      My dad used to say that. If it looks like you can't avoid a fight. Hit first. You never want to be on the defensive in a fight.

  • @TomFawkes
    @TomFawkes 5 років тому +33

    This is like a Strong Bad email where Strong Bad actually is the bad ass he claims to be.

  • @mr.timestamp1754
    @mr.timestamp1754 5 років тому +268

    Ahhhhhh yes! The yearly Harry Patridge video!! SEE YOU ALL NEXT YEAR!!

  • @VileVamp
    @VileVamp 5 років тому +56

    So, Harry.
    How often do you break out the Kilgar voice when in public for the lols? :D

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 5 років тому +315

    *Mussolini’s doctrine of fascism 1926 colorized*

    • @inceptiongamer1163
      @inceptiongamer1163 5 років тому +10

      Mäh i would say the german doctrine of fashism
      "picks weaker enemy" : entire europe = *aww fuck*

    • @dandile7373
      @dandile7373 5 років тому +1

      You win

    • @Bodge18
      @Bodge18 5 років тому +2

      @@inceptiongamer1163 He is speaking the language of the Gods

  • @stopreadingthisusername9528
    @stopreadingthisusername9528 5 років тому +77

    Employer: So what makes you think you're right for this job?
    Me: Well, I know that the best way to win a fight is to start a fight
    Employer: ...
    *Go on*

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 5 років тому +1

      StopReadingThisUsername always hit your opponent first, EVEN IF HE HITS YOU FIRST!

  • @TheGuardingDark_
    @TheGuardingDark_ 4 роки тому +27

    Alright. Pack it up people. He's done his two videos for the year.

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 5 років тому +37

    People: MAN a week delay for the next anime episode UGH
    People Here: YES YES TWO VIDEOS IN ONE YEAR!!
    *eventually three in September can't wait!

  • @typoking
    @typoking 5 років тому +110

    "Fights?! Those are WAY more violent!" ;9_6;

  • @kitkat7074
    @kitkat7074 5 років тому +62

    I tried this and ended up in jail, thx Killgar!

    • @mahdikhezri1408
      @mahdikhezri1408 5 років тому +1

      Wait you've tried it in 3 minutes ???.
      NICE

    • @alwest4472
      @alwest4472 5 років тому +1

      Fucking pussy

    • @kontrabanned
      @kontrabanned 5 років тому +16

      Now you can get even more fights

    • @elliotpoco7539
      @elliotpoco7539 5 років тому +8

      You must have messed something up. Did you hit first ?

    • @Milenos
      @Milenos 5 років тому +5

      If you are in prison, you lost a fight...

  • @MrNombik
    @MrNombik 4 роки тому +7

    I love the subtle lore hints, like killgarians where a hostile race that likely was wiped or wiped itself out for being too violent and killgar looking different than the rest of is kind, maybe a runt or halfbreed?

  • @PeanutXIX
    @PeanutXIX 5 років тому +12

    "Remember to always hit first. Even if he hits you first"
    Truly words to live by

  • @tarikkhalil
    @tarikkhalil 5 років тому +25

    DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME? A HARRY PATRIDGE VIDEO, IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2019? WOW

  • @Gatinois
    @Gatinois 5 років тому +43

    Even my grandson won't be able to watch episode 2...
    Since I will stay virgin my whole life.

    • @mistery8363
      @mistery8363 4 роки тому +2

      At least you'll have wizard powers when you hit 30

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 5 років тому +28

    This is a pretty good guide for EVE Online PVP

    • @DartLuke
      @DartLuke 5 років тому

      Don't work... because usually it is hot drop of giant fleet and crush of pc

  • @vallent533
    @vallent533 5 років тому +15

    The best way to win a fight : Tell your opponent Harry uploaded a video. He will immediately stop fithting because of happiness.

  • @aquajet2817
    @aquajet2817 5 років тому +88

    A spin-off!? The real thing isn't even done!

    • @jadaw644
      @jadaw644 5 років тому +15

      Hey, if it means more uploads, I'm not complaining!

    • @Vampiric_Kai
      @Vampiric_Kai 5 років тому +6

      You try uploading a animation monthly which is animated at 24 frames per second which is the equivalent of 1440 frames a minute all by yourself while also trying to afford a meal. And then we'll talk.

    • @mr.bearry6575
      @mr.bearry6575 5 років тому +3

      He's 86% of the way to being able to stay at home and work on his animations full time. If you want to chip in so that he doesn't have to juggle a day job with doing animations, please do.

    • @shaitet
      @shaitet 5 років тому +3

      @@Vampiric_Kai They weren't being mean or talking shit, they were just being observant. Geez.

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 5 років тому +14

    i just realize how ungodly pointy/sharp Killgar's chin is, he could pierce Atleast 12 kids on that chin.

  • @eli6848
    @eli6848 4 роки тому +11

    Killgar: And That's How Killgarians Win Debates!
    Interviewer: WHAT?! I thought this was how Killgarians Win FIGHTS!
    Killgar: Fights? Those are way more violent....

  • @Panda_SMM
    @Panda_SMM 5 років тому +41

    i'm uh.. i'm gonna pre dude

  • @Brandermau
    @Brandermau 5 років тому +9

    Unsurprisingly this is also a perfect guide for how one should play a barbarian in dungeons and dragons!

  • @nps86
    @nps86 4 роки тому +9

    "Fights? Those are way more violent"
    *Soulless Stare*

  • @thebiggestnobody3263
    @thebiggestnobody3263 3 роки тому +5

    "Or a vegan!" That was the best line.

  • @HotaruZoku
    @HotaruZoku 4 роки тому +20

    "Last living Killgarian"
    "How Killgarians Win Fights!"
    Cliffs Notes: POORLY

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 3 роки тому +3

      They might've killed _each other._

  • @SoulSukkur
    @SoulSukkur 5 років тому +58

    what if i made a joke about how often Harry uploads? I'm sure that'd get a ton of laughs.

    • @SaladDongs
      @SaladDongs 5 років тому

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAAHAAHA

    • @Nate-ll4do
      @Nate-ll4do 5 років тому +3

      Bro hurry up and do it, no one thought of it yet

    • @DodgeThisBam
      @DodgeThisBam 5 років тому

      He beat you to the punch himself in the april fools starbarians episode.

  • @lakamokolaka
    @lakamokolaka 5 років тому +8

    Yes my debating skills will improve so much if all my opponents are dead.
    Thanks Killgar

  • @MarsterTigermus
    @MarsterTigermus 5 років тому +6

    WHAT DOES KILLGARIANS THINK OF HOMOSEXUALITY? Killgar: eh, moving on-

  • @mirko7767
    @mirko7767 4 роки тому +9

    "Or currently losing another fight"
    Me: *Watching a dragon try to kill a tribe of giants* accurate.

  • @fireflocs
    @fireflocs 5 років тому +24

    Can't help but notice you didn't title this Killgar's Killgarian Kode.
    _I wonder why_

  • @ciriak
    @ciriak 5 років тому +11

    [Insert a joke about your child or something watching the episode 2 lolololol]

  • @Jedrus12
    @Jedrus12 5 років тому +12

    I haven't watched yet but let me get this straight. You started a series 7 years ago, and after these 7 years and 3 episodes you are running a spin-off? Dude :D

  • @ayea28
    @ayea28 4 роки тому +4

    Well guys, we'll be waiting faithfully for Harry's next episode. See you in 2029.

  • @idfkam
    @idfkam 4 роки тому +18

    How has this not hit past a million yet? Thats insane, Harry needs to be noticed more. He put so much work into these, he puts so much money into these, he deserves the respect and he deserves more attention. I might be a lvl 10 simp for this man but god dammit I love his art work and I want more to see his artwork. SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE! GET YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR FAMILY'S PET DONKEY, ANYONE, ANYTHING, ALIEN, WHAT HAVE YOU AND SHOW THEM THIS MAN'S UA-cam CHANNEL!

  • @reaverv559
    @reaverv559 4 роки тому +7

    This guy, this guy needs a show of his own.

  • @mr.shadow8812
    @mr.shadow8812 5 років тому +23

    “If you happen to be a weak, useless, pathetic, baby-person....
    *Or a vegan!* “
    Lmao I see no difference XD

  • @sketchtirex
    @sketchtirex 5 років тому +10

    Wow that was awesome! See you in a few years.

  • @gaigeludwig7959
    @gaigeludwig7959 4 роки тому +5

    This is basically the internet in general and I love the video

  • @yourmotherslover1056
    @yourmotherslover1056 5 років тому +694

    Harry Partridge? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time..

  • @Axeblade3
    @Axeblade3 5 років тому +3

    0:50 Killgar is smoking 6 cigarettes, 7 cigars, a pipe, and a car muffler all at the same time...NOW THAT'S A MAN!

  • @Flippopotamus
    @Flippopotamus 5 років тому +7

    Your animation is just so brisk and fluid. I love it.

  • @Felix_Schmitz
    @Felix_Schmitz 5 років тому +7

    2 Harry Partridge Cartoons in 1 year!?
    Am I in Heaven?

  • @supremevictoryduck1488
    @supremevictoryduck1488 4 роки тому +4

    1:30 whats the difference?

  • @gameramaproductions
    @gameramaproductions 5 років тому +20

    if Killgar is so powerful, why are all the other Killgarians dead? :o
    I NEED ANSWERS HARRY!

    • @Fungo4
      @Fungo4 5 років тому +9

      They only had each other to start fights with.

    • @amosnickel1188
      @amosnickel1188 5 років тому

      He ate them, thus absorbing their power and sexy abs

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 5 років тому

      Are you familiar with the Highlander?

    • @gameramaproductions
      @gameramaproductions 5 років тому +1

      @@OdaSwifteye I am.... XD
      THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
      (thunder and lighting crashes in the background)

    • @umachan9286
      @umachan9286 5 років тому

      It's obvious. Killgar killed them all.

  • @Sanjiluv
    @Sanjiluv 4 роки тому +3

    For anyone that plays battle royale games....my win percentage went up about 20% by following killgars advice.
    Lemme break it down for you.
    1.The best way to win a fight. Is to start a fight: Getting the first shot in is such a huge advantage, especially if you outgear your opponents. Choosing your weakened targets, (currently losing another fight via 3rd part more often than not) and picking off everyone....well its good. There are no rules lol.
    2....someone choosing to start a fight with you...: Do not attempt to defuse the situation: Running away more than likely results in death if you're the one being caught. Dont be a diplomatic douche.
    3.Rather stoke the fires of war with insults as you threaten to hit him, also hit him: If you can taunt your opponents or mess with them and generally piss them off. Do it, it htrows their game off, and then hit them while they're playing worse.
    4.Remember to always hit first, even if he hits you first: Even if you are the one that got surprised, hit them first. Or harder. No fight is unwinnable, the odds just get stacked higher and higher against you.
    5. Once you are engaged in combat make sure every blow is a killing blow: This means dont be a stingy bitch with your cooldowns/consumable items. Treat every opponent like they're gonna give you that sweet sweet no.1 placement.
    6.If you are successful in killing your opponent with the first blow, quickly find new opponents so you do not waste any of your valuable killing momentum!: Two fold meaning here. Firstly if your abilities/consumables/limited time stuff is still going after wrecking your foe, FIND MORE. efficiency is key. Also if you're on a good playing streak DONT QUIT. Berserk the entire map until you can't remember which game you're playing anymore.
    7.If you happen to be a weak uselss pathetic baby person or a vegan, you may need to improvise a weapon from your surrounding area: So.....all these battle royales have a bunch of weapons. And You do have your favorites, or what is "meta". Don't be a bitch. Use EVERYTHING. Get good at EVERYTHING. You wont always have the option to have your favorites or meta weapons.
    remember, it's not the weapons that are deadly its you!
    8.Armed or otherwise do not stop striking your opponent until he is dead. Forgotten, and his widow is happily remarried: Make sure your kills are confirmed. Pretty easy one.
    9.Teabag, taunt, whatever. Let them know they were not only beaten, but taken for a ride.
    10. Loot. You earned it buddy.
    Repeat.

  • @Liiineeepiiieeeceee
    @Liiineeepiiieeeceee 5 років тому +8

    WOW!... Has it been halfway to 17 years to the thrilling conclusion of episode 3 already?! Time sure does fly in a highly condensed space-time paradox death field chamber!

  • @djdanno13
    @djdanno13 5 років тому +5

    Yay! Harry you make my day bright and my heart warm. Although that may be because a Killgarian impaled me with a flaming sword, I still want to give the credit to you.

  • @DemonClaJon
    @DemonClaJon 5 років тому +9

    Thanks killgar now no elderly will mess with me

  • @hoangduong5945
    @hoangduong5945 4 роки тому +2

    1:58 OH FUCK THAT TOO FUCKING FAR YOU SON OF THE BITCH @_@

  • @ZedHead415
    @ZedHead415 5 років тому +5

    What's this? Harry Partridge has uploaded a video, my briefcase filled with bees will add on to this joyous occasion!

  • @julyisblue1880
    @julyisblue1880 4 роки тому +11

    I am a vegan... Okay, i choose the Asteroid 🤩😈

  • @Holyduck777
    @Holyduck777 4 роки тому +3

    Is Killgaria just space Australia?

  • @WeirdIncluded
    @WeirdIncluded 4 роки тому +5

    10 months! Soon time for a new animation! Ring those bells boys, Harry's been working his ass off... err.. yeah. he has. I think. We await the return of the lord!

  • @MisterGraa
    @MisterGraa 4 роки тому +4

    Edit it’s back to normal,
    For some reason starbarians episode 2 and 3 are now classified as cartoons for kids,
    Go check, The comments are disabled
    and when you use the UA-cam app it asks if you want to switch to UA-cam kids, WTF UA-cam,
    I really hope this won’t negatively effect Harry.

  • @petaincoud671
    @petaincoud671 5 років тому +5

    Quand la vf fait plus de vu que l'original

    • @alainlepain4808
      @alainlepain4808 5 років тому +1

      Petain Coud je suppose que c’est grâce a la popularité de benzai

  • @simonhebert4089
    @simonhebert4089 5 років тому +3

    The quality of your animations is really amazing!! 🤯

  • @PlexareOtaku_
    @PlexareOtaku_ 5 років тому +5

    What happens if a fights ends up in a *DRAW*
    *EVER THOUGHT OF THAT* ?!?!?

  • @DrunkHorse-INN
    @DrunkHorse-INN 5 років тому +2

    I'm now addicted to watching this. I BLOODY LOVE THIS

  • @Errormanden
    @Errormanden Рік тому +2

    You should make an episode 2 "how killgarians get out of jail". After following Killgar's advice, I now find myself needing some more...

  • @ultrixsoma2736
    @ultrixsoma2736 4 роки тому +4

    "Episode 1"
    Oh man, can't wait for Episode 2 in 2046

  • @Nico-the-Nacho
    @Nico-the-Nacho 4 роки тому +3

    Headcannon: this takes place in the same universe as Ratchet & Clank

  • @Marguns21
    @Marguns21 4 роки тому +3

    i dont get why the episode 3 comments are dissabled, coppa is stupid

    • @bolemisstyre
      @bolemisstyre 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah lol, I just noticed. It's dumb. And what's you not even being able to like or add a video to a playlist when it's marked for kids? I don't get it.

  • @TalkingWeirdStuff24
    @TalkingWeirdStuff24 8 місяців тому +2

    This was hilarious! I'm only just recently getting on the Harry Partridge/Starbarians bandwagon after finding out about the Starbarian Tales graphic novel last month so it's been fun to catch up. I had to watch this video in chunks because it was so funny that I was busting out laughing, and then since I didn't want to miss a second of the video I had to pause. So I would watch, like, 30 seconds, bust out laughing, pause until I stopped, and then hit play and do it all over again.
    I've been in a gloomy spot for a while now and this truly cheered me up!

  • @Reallytallsocks
    @Reallytallsocks 2 роки тому +2

    I basically live by the motto of "The best way to win a fight is to start a fight" now.

  • @enigmaticvaran6597
    @enigmaticvaran6597 5 років тому +3

    This series really deserves a spot on Adult Swim or a streaming service

  • @yenguyandfriends
    @yenguyandfriends 4 роки тому +3

    Debates: MURDER EVERYTHING
    Fights: EVEN MORE F******* MURDER

  • @mekbudaanimations8887
    @mekbudaanimations8887 5 років тому +4

    It’s so amazing, you created a mini series based off one of your characters. You’re simply an inspiration honestly. Great work.

  • @cz-pf8id
    @cz-pf8id 5 років тому +2

    Thanks for the great debate tips! I'm ready for the next election!

  • @Enk64
    @Enk64 4 роки тому +1

    Currently 470 vegans don't like this.

  • @tomogotchi9140
    @tomogotchi9140 5 років тому +4

    That was awesome, and glad to have provided help! Looking forward to the other big project you have in line. ^_^