The Search for Good Music Continues | #1

January 22, 2023 - Issue #1 - Pony Press and Friends, Planet Earth
By Audrey Schalhoub
🔎The search for new music continues, and at this rate, it may never end! A massive search party has ensued, stretched out across every perimeter of the four corners of the globe. Top secret intelligence has been leaked that Ear Worms 🪱 are the biggest culprit of sweet sounds, leaving their trails behind in people’s minds that scientists at Grindelin College of Sound and Technology call “Broken Records”. #music #mystery #crime #investigation
🐟Don’t forget to stop in at Rupert’s and grab some fish. Open daily from dawn to dusk! Super nutritious, these fish are turning up in the dozens and are absolutely not at all affected by the radioactive wastewater being released into the Pacific Ocean from Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant. Fishing has never been easier before, come on down to the shoreline! #fishing #beach #ocean #yikes
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