What If Everyone Had Their Own Larry David?

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  • @ABlackMan9
    @ABlackMan9 4 роки тому +5359

    This ain't a sketch, this is a employee training video that should be used in the upcoming 5 years

    • @juandiegofm
      @juandiegofm 4 роки тому +57

      I may like to say: How-To-Be-A-Better-Person Audiobook. 1st step: Everybody hates you...and you hate everybody...get over it!

    • @KobolsHarper
      @KobolsHarper 4 роки тому +28

      5 years? Let's green light it for next week

    • @ryanflores2489
      @ryanflores2489 4 роки тому +10

      Let's implement this asap

    • @adameves5970
      @adameves5970 4 роки тому +20

      You mean a HUMAN training video.

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 4 роки тому +11

      We need to cut back on hypocrisy in the workplace

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 4 роки тому +3358

    Everyone needs a Larry David.
    And every Larry David needs a Leon.

    • @hail_thevictors3625
      @hail_thevictors3625 4 роки тому +32

      rob rick Leon is hilariously ridiculous! 👏🏾❤️👏🏾❤️

    • @annam6191
      @annam6191 4 роки тому +4

      😆😆😆😆. 🤓😎

    • @sandibergen2523
      @sandibergen2523 4 роки тому +2

      rob rick agreed!!! I’ll say that to their face! ✌️

    • @maximiliancamacho9566
      @maximiliancamacho9566 4 роки тому +9

      Larry David could be Bernie's Leon

    • @kpopstanfan_5124
      @kpopstanfan_5124 4 роки тому +7

      That comment was surprisingly heartwarming..

  • @kristanmack
    @kristanmack 4 роки тому +1155

    “Finicky by proxy”
    “Hallway call”
    The coworker theory
    This is all comedy gold and so classic

    • @lucacerasuolo6606
      @lucacerasuolo6606 3 роки тому +46

      Larry is actually a genius at extracting the comedy from the ridiculousness of unwritten social rules and mundane everyday social interactions.

    • @boneytony5041
      @boneytony5041 2 роки тому +4

      Side b of Moses stone

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 2 роки тому +2

      He just spoke the truth lol

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 Рік тому +2

      Finicky By Proxy was my band in the late 90s.

  • @MR-mc6rj
    @MR-mc6rj Рік тому +95

    " You are a lousy father and your son's a maniac " Jesus I love Larry David . Genius.

  • @Livingtoliveagain21
    @Livingtoliveagain21 4 роки тому +1974

    I would watch a reality show where Larry followed people around speaking their thoughts 🤣

    • @victoriakirkup7957
      @victoriakirkup7957 4 роки тому +9

      Livingtoliveagain21 100%!!

    • @LloydAntonyLB
      @LloydAntonyLB 4 роки тому +2

      Livingtoliveagain21 YOU JUST DID! @#%! Hey, this is fun!

    • @ThomasJHorrego
      @ThomasJHorrego 4 роки тому +2

      for realz

    • @Roy-G-Biv
      @Roy-G-Biv 4 роки тому +4

      100%

    • @mrdadelus
      @mrdadelus 4 роки тому +5

      I think he’s obnoxious and annoying and I swear I can’t take my eyes off.

  • @assmane999
    @assmane999 4 роки тому +4492

    Larry doesn’t even seem like he’s acting. It comes from a real place of annoyance from societal conventions

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 4 роки тому +1727

    "you're a terrible father and your kid is a maniac" lol

    • @Fionafio
      @Fionafio 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @poochgod
      @poochgod 4 роки тому +5

      Had me on the FLOOR

    • @NKWTI
      @NKWTI 4 роки тому +6

      I actually work around a kid who both him and his father fit this bill lmao

    • @BeeteeTan
      @BeeteeTan 4 роки тому +4

      He's not acting.

    • @done1675
      @done1675 4 роки тому

      That's what got me too.

  • @Jack-Lack
    @Jack-Lack 4 роки тому +2497

    It's like a bonus episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

    • @Gna-rn7zx
      @Gna-rn7zx 4 роки тому +21

      JL
      It’s like curb but you fast-forward to all the best parts!

    • @johnyepthomi892
      @johnyepthomi892 4 роки тому +5

      It actually is. The audience was meh

    • @snappo20
      @snappo20 4 роки тому +10

      Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good!!!

    • @alexandermadsen5251
      @alexandermadsen5251 4 роки тому +1

      Just came here from that😅

    • @edmundherrera6450
      @edmundherrera6450 4 роки тому

      Word up!

  • @professionalic
    @professionalic 4 роки тому +304

    Larry: Two substitutes max
    Also Larry: Orders the Cobb Salad, substitutes everything

    • @shaniatreyu9303
      @shaniatreyu9303 4 роки тому +38

      It's okay he met the grandson of the guy that made the Cobb salad

    • @professionalic
      @professionalic 4 роки тому +17

      @Steven Hornostaj You obviously don’t respect wood

    • @seanduffy1420
      @seanduffy1420 3 роки тому +11

      @@shaniatreyu9303 Larry’s grandfather Harold invented bingo

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 роки тому +5

      You found the joke!

    • @prohumanitate
      @prohumanitate 2 роки тому

      Lmfao this is good

  • @patton303
    @patton303 3 роки тому +277

    Good to see Lutz continuing the trend of playing a comedy show writer while actually being a comedy show writer. TGS forever.

    • @hpintrepid
      @hpintrepid 2 роки тому +14

      How did no one throw in a, "Shut up Lutz!"

    • @Kevin-np3sx
      @Kevin-np3sx 2 роки тому +7

      Miss that show.

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque 2 роки тому +5

      What I love about that show is that most of the actors, and I think all the writer characters, are actual comedy writers.

    • @JKruger37
      @JKruger37 6 місяців тому +1

      That one's a puzzler

  • @natsoray
    @natsoray 4 роки тому +1593

    "Finicky by proxy!"
    I'm dying here!

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 4 роки тому +18

      the best!

    • @Antebios
      @Antebios 4 роки тому +24

      My wife makes me the Proxy!

    • @JoakimKanon
      @JoakimKanon 4 роки тому +1

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @gravityking
      @gravityking 4 роки тому +32

      Elect Bernie and we get Larry David by proxy.

    • @chaosawaits
      @chaosawaits 4 роки тому +11

      The best part is when Larry is finicky by proxy with her immediately after chastising him

  • @jeffsplace1284
    @jeffsplace1284 4 роки тому +1170

    If this is any indication, i think this season of Curb is gonna pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty Good!

  • @babylonian
    @babylonian 4 роки тому +2806

    gotta say, the Seth Meyers writing team did an amazing job of nailing the Curb Your Enthusiasm vibe for this segment. “Finicky by proxy” feels like such a real Curb premise!

    • @virtualdream_
      @virtualdream_ 4 роки тому +158

      they probably write a template script, then larry fills the %90 of the scene with curb-ish attitude and improv

    • @conoreccleston418
      @conoreccleston418 4 роки тому +48

      I’d imagine Larry wrote it

    • @NEKORID
      @NEKORID 4 роки тому +33

      @@Eudaimaniac44 not true at all. Watch any interview of jeff garlin. He always says how detailed and well thought are all of the episodes.

    • @zacharylubin533
      @zacharylubin533 3 роки тому +7

      It doesn't feel right with the canned laugher though

    • @elliottjones8354
      @elliottjones8354 3 роки тому +5

      Dont forget "Eyeball No"

  • @Amir-gc8re
    @Amir-gc8re 3 роки тому +72

    Finicky by proxy is probably the best term I've heard my whole life

  • @mistersydster
    @mistersydster 4 роки тому +185

    JB Smoove stealing someone's pencils while berating them is such a mood.

  • @IsraelScariot
    @IsraelScariot 4 роки тому +1522

    The salad girl is simultaneously starstruck and trying not to bust out laughing.

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 4 роки тому +79

      I think my favorite part of this sketch is the number of people trying so hard not to break.

    • @odradekk
      @odradekk 4 роки тому +18

      She was exellent

    • @djstreams718
      @djstreams718 3 роки тому +15

      What’s her name? Love her voice “I look like a Dick” hahah

    • @gamedemon89
      @gamedemon89 3 роки тому +13

      Even Seth Meyers is trying to not break for the first one

    • @grayk02
      @grayk02 3 роки тому +12

      Is that Ann from Arrested Development?
      Her?

  • @danjwalker
    @danjwalker 4 роки тому +656

    "Finicky by proxy". One of the best sayings in a long time.

    • @CaesarCapone
      @CaesarCapone 4 роки тому +3

      Larry has come up with a lot of great sayings!!!
      For example: “...He thinks he's smarter than everbody else...”
      Larry: “No he doesn't; he's just shy! You've got shy/as$h0l€ confusion...”

    • @kunjvyas3869
      @kunjvyas3869 4 роки тому +3

      I’ve been hitting every annoying person I know with the big goodbye this past month 😂

    • @matthewpowers1920
      @matthewpowers1920 4 роки тому

      It’s really “asshole” by proxy but it’s on network television! He would have said it on Curb!

    • @shooter7a
      @shooter7a 4 роки тому +3

      The LD naming of behaviors has been around for 30+ years.... Just a few
      -Regifting
      -CloseTalking
      -Lowtalking
      -Manhands
      -AntiDentite
      -StopShort
      -SecondSpitting
      -JimmyLeg
      -HighTalking
      -Mimbo
      -Bottlewipe
      -Foisting
      -Upstreaming
      -SampleAbuser
      -Chat&Cut
      -BigGoodBye
      -AccidentalTextOnPurpose
      -SorryWindow

  • @ohawwgeez3112
    @ohawwgeez3112 4 роки тому +1653

    I want a Bernie Sanders and Larry David buddy cop movie.

    • @bigneon_glitter
      @bigneon_glitter 4 роки тому +67

      Hanukk-Cops!

    • @Auriam
      @Auriam 4 роки тому +3

      yes

    • @sarah3796
      @sarah3796 4 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @pookiewood
      @pookiewood 4 роки тому +33

      I could see them arguing about who the Good Cop would be. 😂

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 роки тому +20

      They are real life cousins (revealed on PBS "know your roots"). I'd love to see them team up. Holiday movie would work, too.

  • @maxhess3151
    @maxhess3151 3 роки тому +112

    What I love about Larry David is that he writes his own material. He doesn't have to fit into someone else's character, he just brings his authentic personality. That way we don't have to watch a Seth Meyers sketch, we can watch a Larry David sketch.

  • @RhodesW
    @RhodesW 4 роки тому +90

    Plot twist: Curb Your Enthusiasm isn't scripted, it's just a camera crew following Larry 24/7 and editing together the best bits

    • @katecurtis-hawkins6476
      @katecurtis-hawkins6476 3 роки тому +7

      That's not entirely wrong, the scripts are just 7 page summaries of the story and the actual dialogue is almost all improvised

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Рік тому

      @@katecurtis-hawkins6476 And most of it is taken from his real life anyway. 🤣

  • @PapaYaga1
    @PapaYaga1 4 роки тому +566

    Larry David is a national treasure.

    • @damienjoseph7540
      @damienjoseph7540 4 роки тому +2

      @ThePolarised sometimes I think the USA is a big pile of crap but then there's this, Larry and Leon the fucking bomb, Chapelle, Carlin, Burr, Louis CK, Bob Dylan and Springsteen, Eminem and s few others.. GnR.. not all bad 🙉

    • @taurusthefool
      @taurusthefool 4 роки тому +1

      Him and Norm Macdonald

    • @AlexImpressions
      @AlexImpressions 4 роки тому +3

      Oh absolutely. I can imagine his conversation with God when he passes.
      Larry - 'Pfft, okay listen, you gotta get rid of the clouds up here okay, you know people don't want to be reminded about rainclouds when they're in heaven, okay? Very discombobulating. Here's another thing, these wings i've suddenly sprouted? Did i ask for these? I I I can't sleep with these things, you know my back is worn out, i got these these sharp moles on my shoulder blades there's this this cream i have to apply, it's killing me'
      God - 'Right, okay well, i thank you, err Larry for your well thought out er, input'
      Larry - 'Just a few tips, that's all, not telling you how to do your job but you know i'm eeeeerrrrrr a realist'
      God - 'Sure sure, so err, would you like to join me and Susie for her reunion party?'
      Larry - 'HAHAHA! SUSIE'S HERE?!
      God - 'Er, yes Larry, does that amuse you?'
      Larry - ( Angry ) 'YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!? WHY'D YOU TAKE HER!? SHE DOESN'T BELONG HERE!!'
      God - 'Larry i'm sensing anger, and err if you don't mind i'm gonna leave now'
      Larry - 'YEAH GOOD YOU YOU DO THAT! THIS ISN'T OVER GOD!!'

    • @silverapples75
      @silverapples75 4 роки тому +1

      World Treasure.

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 4 роки тому +2

      Don't forget Leon !

  • @ligairi
    @ligairi 4 роки тому +550

    Hallway Call could be a whole Curb episode through-line.

    • @DubsBrown
      @DubsBrown 4 роки тому +7

      This sketch is canon now

    • @somegx
      @somegx 4 роки тому

      Every individual sketch could be in one episode each across a whole season.

    • @Justdoobi
      @Justdoobi 4 роки тому

      It definitely could be BUT i think that show is over

    • @kayelle8005
      @kayelle8005 4 роки тому

      Finicky by proxy could as well

    • @Hedra718
      @Hedra718 3 роки тому

      @@Justdoobi Season 11 starts in a couple months.

  • @sjebby
    @sjebby 4 роки тому +744

    “Cucumber! That’s fun!”
    She’s actually really funny haha

    • @mercyr6105
      @mercyr6105 4 роки тому +74

      " I feel like a dick" lol

    • @lorenzmuller3542
      @lorenzmuller3542 4 роки тому +9

      "Maybeeeee a littleeee cucumber?!"

    • @clemencec3790
      @clemencec3790 4 роки тому +7

      Does anyone know her name ? I liked how she played it, reminded me of Haley Lu Richardson

    • @puppiesandicecream
      @puppiesandicecream 2 роки тому +4

      Her delivery there reminds me of Pam interacting with Micheal in The Office.

    • @shukukankun9021
      @shukukankun9021 2 роки тому

      @@clemencec3790 lonely incel

  • @9094nancyj
    @9094nancyj 2 роки тому +42

    I love the inviting everyone to dinner segment. Who wants to spend time with people you work with, if you don't have to?

  • @MegaKapo12
    @MegaKapo12 4 роки тому +1284

    Oh if Bernie Sanders get to be president Larry could be his inner voice, like Key an Peele Obama sketch.

    • @BenReillySpydr1962
      @BenReillySpydr1962 4 роки тому +22

      Brilliant!

    • @marinapratt6819
      @marinapratt6819 4 роки тому +53

      MegaKapo12 except that Bernie has a lot of Larry’s directness to begin with, so I’m not sure it would be so funny (unless the sketch had Bernie constantly interrupting Larry to say, “Shut up-I can speak for myself!”)

    • @drunkenscumbag
      @drunkenscumbag 4 роки тому

      racist?

    • @drunkenscumbag
      @drunkenscumbag 4 роки тому

      racist against blacks?

    • @nyarlathotep.mythos
      @nyarlathotep.mythos 4 роки тому +5

      If Bernie Sanders is President? He’s only 170...

  • @jordanhendricks9863
    @jordanhendricks9863 4 роки тому +528

    "The human race is a cowardly and indirect people. That's where it's at now." Words of wisdom.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +417

    I have a child with asperger's syndrome... it's kinda like having my own Larry, but in an 11 year old's body. She creates a 'BS free zone' everywhere she goes.

    • @frolickinglions
      @frolickinglions 4 роки тому +25

      I was thinking the same thing: this is a very Aspie way of living.

    • @anneb889
      @anneb889 4 роки тому +39

      I think on Curb when someone got mad at Larry’s lack of social graces and bluntness, he said, I’m on the spectrum.

    • @frolickinglions
      @frolickinglions 4 роки тому +31

      @mondblume63 I doubt it. There's no advantage to saying you are autistic. It's not like the average person understands or empathises. If anything, being "out" leaves you open to discrimination & abuse. And they say that it's autistics who lack empathy yet non-autistics (neurotypicals) are the ones who always want everything done their way.

    • @mchoffner8497
      @mchoffner8497 4 роки тому +9

      Yes! My niece is far more brilliant and shrewd than most people who are "not" "on the spectrum". From my experience, those with Asberger's have exhibited an intelligence and sentience unequaled by those who think they are "normal" . Everyone is the on the spectrum of intelligence. We all have seen in recent years how stupid people can be. Ask an Aspie what they think of Trump.

    • @jaysonmcewen4056
      @jaysonmcewen4056 4 роки тому +6

      I love this comment.

  • @texaswunderkind
    @texaswunderkind 2 роки тому +34

    My big boss invited the team to the funeral of our boss's dad. While I like my boss, there was no way I was going to waste a whole Saturday attending a funeral of someone I didn't know, and being forced into the super awkward situation of seeing my boss crying her eyes out. That is a very personal moment, and way, way too familiar for a work relationship.

  • @boredom2go
    @boredom2go 3 роки тому +16

    Larry David 2024.
    Actually, forget that. Let's just nullify the 2020 election and make Larry David king for life right now.

  • @schuylerkeenandurham
    @schuylerkeenandurham 4 роки тому +127

    “Have you lost your mind” will be my response to every after work invite from now on.

    • @sunnysal3889
      @sunnysal3889 4 роки тому +3

      Schuyler Durham Mine is, “I’d rather chew tin foil”. 🙄

  • @vanimaduray5473
    @vanimaduray5473 4 роки тому +164

    I need this in my life and so relatable. "Bad idea, Larry" 🤣 The hallway call thing KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @utubefreshie
      @utubefreshie 4 роки тому +8

      OMG yes! And there's always one of those in every office! Lol Makes and takes personal phone calls at their desk all the time, talks so loudly so everyone can hear their business. And it's even worse that every office these days is an open one without cubicles and dividers. That's our office and I effin hate it. But Im the fake nice & tolerant person in the office so I need a Larry David to express my real thoughts out loud. hahaha

    • @Dan_Ben_Michael
      @Dan_Ben_Michael 4 роки тому +4

      Every work place has the loud personal call person. I was laughing so much because I can relate to that and he’s right about it not being private business if you’re broadcasting all over the office. 😂🤣😂 Genius!

  • @Y0utub3me
    @Y0utub3me 4 роки тому +140

    there's a whole curb episode on this exact premise titled "social assassin" or something of that nature. it's as hilarious as you'd expect.

  • @nadeem2764
    @nadeem2764 4 роки тому +24

    5:15... I have always wanted to respond like this whenever someone invites or suggests an office dinner, gathering or any work retreat..brutal honesty from Larry.

  • @a.z.1855
    @a.z.1855 4 роки тому +41

    This guy is a genius. I honestly believe the world would be a better place if this was a more common reaction to people's bullshit.

    • @leacebee5892
      @leacebee5892 2 роки тому +2

      And also have others just *Get It* without the whole "I'm offended" speil

  • @DanielRomero
    @DanielRomero 4 роки тому +412

    The cameo at the end was perfect!

    • @markwilliams87
      @markwilliams87 3 роки тому +2

      Lol, it really was! Too funny

    • @mikecranwill8555
      @mikecranwill8555 3 роки тому

      Who was that?

    • @DanielRomero
      @DanielRomero 3 роки тому +10

      @@mikecranwill8555 J.B Smoove, he plays Leon Black on Curb! He's great on the show as Larry's friend/assistant

  • @TheWebAdict
    @TheWebAdict 4 роки тому +412

    Larry's so rich that he's never even heard of a HALF-BATH!

    • @lawrencegray5403
      @lawrencegray5403 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking that too lol

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 4 роки тому +8

      I didn't know what 1.5 bathrooms is. I consider any room with a toilet and sink to just be 1. Also what grown adult uses a bath?

    • @lawrencegray5403
      @lawrencegray5403 4 роки тому +15

      @@littleripper312 a half bath doesn't even have a shower though. It can't be a full "bathroom" without a bathing area.

    • @christopherzambell1889
      @christopherzambell1889 4 роки тому

      The Web Addict You’re the

    • @jamesjacob9632
      @jamesjacob9632 4 роки тому

      Name me

  • @ibieiniid4240
    @ibieiniid4240 4 роки тому +344

    It warms my heart that JB Smoove shares Larry's worldview.

    • @cgriesemer
      @cgriesemer 4 роки тому +23

      No one wants to do an "eyeball no"

    • @TheWeightNarc
      @TheWeightNarc 4 роки тому +2

      ibieiniid likewise

    • @NiecieSavo
      @NiecieSavo 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks, I was wondering who he was.

  • @gregbors8364
    @gregbors8364 3 роки тому +20

    Having my own Larry David would be pretty, pretty, pretty...
    pretty good

    • @chetnakumari1299
      @chetnakumari1299 2 роки тому +1

      I can hear his voice while reading this comment 😂

  • @G0LD3NF1RE
    @G0LD3NF1RE 3 роки тому +18

    The most unrealistic thing about this is that the people actually seem atleast a bit reasonable and listen to Larry instead of just bulldozing over him and continuing to be obstructive like in the show.

  • @rishmastering
    @rishmastering 4 роки тому +243

    Everyone DOES have their own Larry David.... in their heads....

    • @irarajabi256
      @irarajabi256 4 роки тому +5

      rishmastering you are so right. But my problem is I allow the Larry David inside of me get out especially when I go to city council meetings. Those bastards think they are fallible.

    • @rishmastering
      @rishmastering 4 роки тому +1

      @@irarajabi256 I guess he does need to come out once in a while :-)

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 4 роки тому +1

      So true

  • @melroze
    @melroze 4 роки тому +641

    "You're co-workers, you're not really friends" So true.

    • @bingevintage8124
      @bingevintage8124 4 роки тому +6

      stirange true same for me just some people have no social skills and that is what they succumb to

    • @TheRealIronMan
      @TheRealIronMan 4 роки тому +34

      Honestly thats situational, a lots ppl actually like their co-workers and want to be friends with each other, but the social stereotype of "co-workers aint friends" deters them from making a deeper connection, a health dose of cynicism is fine, but wide spread of it from the majority of the populace turns a civilization sour.

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 4 роки тому +2

      Tony Stark tea

    • @ashanyc9146
      @ashanyc9146 4 роки тому +8

      @stirange When it is time for promotion, or lay off. Friendship goes out of the window. Your colleagues can never be your true friends. Life lessons

    • @deannaw9128
      @deannaw9128 4 роки тому +5

      Ok so co-workers can't be friends, okay, right.
      Dumb

  • @squiremuldoon5462
    @squiremuldoon5462 4 роки тому +672

    Inside everyone of us there is a neurotic jew.

    • @utubefreshie
      @utubefreshie 4 роки тому +21

      Hahahaha!! I was actually just about to comment this. I know it's a stereotype but honestly, Larry David is the epitome of the old grumpy Jew...and it was a Jewish friend that told me this! LOL And we all need to let that inner person out once in a while. Very liberating! Lol

    • @GHustle4
      @GHustle4 4 роки тому +5

      Why couldn’t it just be a person who doesn’t speak their mind?

    • @JoeyJojoJrJr
      @JoeyJojoJrJr 4 роки тому +9

      Not so much neurotic as just plain misanthropic.

    • @squiremuldoon5462
      @squiremuldoon5462 4 роки тому

      @@leeroberts4850 good for you

    • @TeslaKuhn8
      @TeslaKuhn8 4 роки тому +2

      I'm allegedly Norwegian, "Mediterranean", Irish, etc. But I find myself sounding much like this guy.

  • @donfaraldo
    @donfaraldo 4 роки тому +35

    Larry David's comedy style rules. Love it. Curb fan for life.

  • @natewatson6962
    @natewatson6962 4 роки тому +21

    "maybe uuhhhhh maybealiluhhhhhhhhhh CUCUMBER" ok that was where he got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @panderzbananderz9320
    @panderzbananderz9320 4 роки тому +224

    I have Asperger’s and I lived most of my life saying those things to people until I learned that I should be socially lying and how to do so. Now I have many more friends.

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 4 роки тому +16

      My two best friends have Aspergers and it took them a long time to learn also. They both had a difficult time making friends and getting along with coworkers so I tried to teach them and they slowly got it. Personally, it's not an accident that my two best friends have this, I appreciate the unfiltered honesty and can't stand all the BS. If I ask them what they think of something they just tell me or they will randomly tell me my breath smells like a cat just died. If I ask other people they lie because they don't want to hurt feelings. It's annoying but we have to get along with people so we have to behave as those around us do.

    • @brucebolduc3403
      @brucebolduc3403 4 роки тому +2

      Larry did that in an episode to explain his behavior

    • @panderzbananderz9320
      @panderzbananderz9320 4 роки тому

      1504245 You might not have Asperger’s though. Those kind of things work for people who don’t.

    • @panderzbananderz9320
      @panderzbananderz9320 4 роки тому +4

      Jaxton J. Yes! That’s exactly it! Or as I like to say, “I’m not ‘cute’ awkward; I’m ‘what the hell is wrong with you’ awkward.”

    • @celesteboles3026
      @celesteboles3026 4 роки тому +1

      @@panderzbananderz9320 that is actually very funny. I'm glad you've learned to navigate & hope you are still good with your "wthiwwy" awkward self.

  • @GeorgiaOverdrive
    @GeorgiaOverdrive 4 роки тому +435

    Looks like Larry really likes Seth. He’s not doing these skits with every other late night host.

    • @Tunago1121
      @Tunago1121 4 роки тому +9

      Torben Otten Larry and NBC go way back.

    • @josiahmartin1282
      @josiahmartin1282 4 роки тому

      @@Tunago1121 how come he's not doing it for Fallon

    • @AL-SH
      @AL-SH 4 роки тому +24

      They're both Jewish. Have you seen Seinfeld and Curb your Enthusiasm? Larry mostly hires/works with Jewish actors. He takes nepotism to a whole another level.

    • @AtheistLuvXmas
      @AtheistLuvXmas 4 роки тому +16

      @@AL-SH
      Whatabbout J.B.? Unless he converted and I don't know. .........not that I *TOTALLY* disagree with you. They like to keep everything in their own community. Not unlike Killa Mike's idea/concept of how black folks should attempt to keep money flow within the community longer by buying from black owned business. This concept is not Jewish specific.
      (These topics are so sensitive. It's strange how I feel like I'm apprehensive and tip-toe'ing, but I don't believe I've said anything offensive. If so, that's not my intention.)

    • @AL-SH
      @AL-SH 4 роки тому +11

      @@AtheistLuvXmasI'm not offended, my friend. You didn't say anything offensive, you just stated facts. But the fact is aside from a very few actors, everyone else is Jewish on Curb. That's nothing new, Jewish people have a very admirable characteristic and that is "help your own". Most actors, writers, and producers in Hollywood are Jewish. That's a fact.

  • @STalvacchia
    @STalvacchia 4 роки тому +83

    This was funny, but in true Larry David fashion, he should have annoyed them and been kicked out by the end.

  • @wheninrome8823
    @wheninrome8823 4 роки тому +22

    The Leon/Jb smoove cameo at the end was perfect

  • @LyricalWax
    @LyricalWax 2 роки тому +21

    This is sooo good, it's like a bonus Curb episode. Thank you Larry and Seth!

  • @pareja90210
    @pareja90210 4 роки тому +703

    This was better than anything SNL has put out in a long time. This is hysterically accurate and necessary

    • @crazziemonkke
      @crazziemonkke 4 роки тому +11

      this is better because it’s a bunch of mini moments in curb your enthusiasm

    • @friskylamar
      @friskylamar 4 роки тому +5

      “Hysterically accurate” I like what you did there.

    • @sag577
      @sag577 2 роки тому +1

      SNL sucks. Why all actors singing and act it's tupid

    • @hannahmadden3573
      @hannahmadden3573 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah because SNL isn't CYE.

    • @wide_awake
      @wide_awake 2 роки тому

      💯

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 4 роки тому +232

    “No one wants to go to your house” 😂😂😂

    • @TeslaKuhn8
      @TeslaKuhn8 4 роки тому +3

      Every time someone tries to pressure me into a "group exercise" or asks if I'm on Facebook.

  • @rfish2
    @rfish2 4 роки тому +136

    Finicky by proxy....howling 😂😂😂😂

    • @dominickschrute3084
      @dominickschrute3084 4 роки тому +3

      Any assistant needs one of these guys sticking up for them. The best part is that LD is finicky by proxy.

  • @skipwner2
    @skipwner2 4 роки тому +16

    Larry being real about substitutions, but we all know about him and the cobb salad....

  • @foulchild
    @foulchild 2 роки тому +9

    This guy literally SHITS Seinfeld episodes in his sleep. This bit was hilarious. And the logic he was using in some of the sketches brought me back to that feeling you got from Season 1 through Season 7. So dope.

    • @foulchild
      @foulchild 2 роки тому

      @Joe Roscoe literally, physically, metaphysically. All of it.

  • @LukeNeumann
    @LukeNeumann 4 роки тому +608

    That intern chick will be famous in 5 years. Calling it.

  • @bobdonovan34
    @bobdonovan34 4 роки тому +126

    Every-time I see Starbucks I think of Larry's order .. "and I'll have one of them vanilla bullshit latte cappa things... whatever you got. I don't care."

  • @redbeard36
    @redbeard36 4 роки тому +105

    This made me realize that Larry lives in my head saying these things to me about my colleagues every day.

  • @simonstanier
    @simonstanier 4 роки тому +53

    Finally Larry gets the appreciation he deserves. Thank you for your service.

    • @IAmMisterD
      @IAmMisterD 11 місяців тому

      hahaahaha Thank you for your service!

  • @quaychuletseii7163
    @quaychuletseii7163 4 роки тому +25

    Sometimes we really just need a Susie Greene

    • @Naturalcorpse
      @Naturalcorpse 4 роки тому +5

      "I love a woman with a smartass mouth."

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 3 роки тому +1

      GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!

  • @laurawestenra
    @laurawestenra 4 роки тому +123

    Uggggh when co-workers try to rope you into forced interaction outside of work. Leave me aloooone!

    • @brandonb.5304
      @brandonb.5304 4 роки тому +19

      I see you all day every day. Why do I want to see you after work, as well? At least at work I’m getting paid to see you. Are you going to pay me to spend time with you outside of work?

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 4 роки тому +3

      It's probably cause you're hot. Put a paper bag over your head and you'll be fine

    • @vonteflon
      @vonteflon 4 роки тому +3

      I sent what I thought was a funny text message to a colleague on a Saturday evening, got this reply: “We ain’t friends. See you Monday.”
      Pissed myself laughing.

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 4 роки тому +1

      @@vonteflon Seems like friend material ☺️

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 3 роки тому

      @@brandonb.5304 Will you say that to your coworkers?

  • @soyuz281
    @soyuz281 4 роки тому +54

    Siri, Alexa, GoogleNow should have a "Larry David" mode.

  • @ASMRHollywood
    @ASMRHollywood 4 роки тому +108

    “Finicky by proxy” is so goddamn good

  • @wayne2816wayne
    @wayne2816wayne 4 роки тому +19

    I work with a man exactly like this. His call outs are freaking incredible.

  • @lori-jocarroll
    @lori-jocarroll 4 роки тому +49

    Larry is always on point. Things no one else would say. Love his humor ❣️

  • @miguellee3
    @miguellee3 4 роки тому +89

    JB Smoove showing up at the end was the cherry on top! Leon always cracks me up! 😂

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop 4 роки тому +110

    "I know what's going on, you're a terrible father and your kids a maniac!" YAAASSS!!! How much would I love to just say this to some of my daughter's friend's parents 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Conan_1997
      @Conan_1997 4 роки тому +3

      You mean to your daughter’s friends’ fathers?

    • @titrationss
      @titrationss 4 роки тому +5

      @@Conan_1997 plot twist her daughter is in her 50's

    • @Conan_1997
      @Conan_1997 4 роки тому

      titrationss ahhhhh 😳

    • @happyputt9709
      @happyputt9709 4 роки тому

      Transexual haha plot twist!😁

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 4 роки тому

      @@Conan_1997 Yeah, their parents

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 4 роки тому +50

    "finicky by proxy" -- OMG! How did they all keep such straight faces?

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 Рік тому +3

    Why would I want my own Larry David ($199.95 at Nordstrom) when I could have my own Leon Black.

  • @StacheBigote
    @StacheBigote 4 роки тому +10

    This coming from the guy who didn't really want a Cobb salad..

  • @williamcondon7729
    @williamcondon7729 4 роки тому +69

    Lutz really gained some confidence since 30 Rock, he probably still eats Blimpies

  • @shaun_seow
    @shaun_seow 4 роки тому +105

    I need a Larry David and a Susie Green in my office.

    • @buttercupstruelove340
      @buttercupstruelove340 4 роки тому +15

      Susie is a lot like Larry but with a generous dose of F-bombs.

    • @tralalalatrollin
      @tralalalatrollin 4 роки тому +3

      @@buttercupstruelove340 susie likes social norms Larry Hates them

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 4 роки тому +1

      I need Larry and Luther.

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII 4 роки тому

      I love Susie, she is hilarious!

  • @accuratealloys
    @accuratealloys 4 роки тому +119

    This is me normally.
    I have zero friends.
    It’s very peaceful.

    • @anonymousreviewer169
      @anonymousreviewer169 4 роки тому +3

      Do you enjoy waking up alone?

    • @EugeneAxe
      @EugeneAxe 4 роки тому +5

      Lol. You sound like a person I'd actually like.

    • @crieverytim
      @crieverytim 4 роки тому +2

      me too. and for this reason, I work w dogs. lol

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 4 роки тому

      High five

    • @n2wishnn552
      @n2wishnn552 4 роки тому +1

      On point comment. I have my sisters as friends and 3 other folks I've known since grade school whom I only talk to once in a blue moon. And the damn 1st reply to u..(the one just oozing with sarcasm) is a prime example of Exactly WHY we choose solemnity. Geeeez...
      Totally agree with another reply saying they had dogs as friends. Animals will truly bring peace if one lets them. I love the purity of their instinct... No bullshit, just straightforward, simple actions and reactions.

  • @MAronson
    @MAronson 4 роки тому +24

    You know it’s a good sketch when you want an entire channel dedicated to it

  • @MrCaptainMetal
    @MrCaptainMetal 4 роки тому +10

    When I’m in airports I play a game I call ‘What would Larry David say about this’

  • @YouFightLikeACow
    @YouFightLikeACow 4 роки тому +88

    That JB Smoove reveal was like "I'm On a Boat"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAND T-Pain"

    • @irarajabi256
      @irarajabi256 4 роки тому

      Victor Chang sorry. Didn't get what you mean!

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 4 роки тому +92

    He nailed the "interesting."

  • @MrKarmapolice97
    @MrKarmapolice97 4 роки тому +160

    I love how Larry focuses his humor on what we are all thinking, and then says it!

    • @mrtambourineman6107
      @mrtambourineman6107 4 роки тому +4

      Sounds like you might be a Trump supporter...not funny dude

    • @MrKarmapolice97
      @MrKarmapolice97 4 роки тому +5

      Some Entitlement issues What? I’m talking about Larry David who is in the clip

    • @dianeowen5258
      @dianeowen5258 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrtambourineman6107 I agree. This attitude brings me down. I find it sad.

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight 4 роки тому

      If only our comedy critics could be so insightful.

    • @dejayrezme8617
      @dejayrezme8617 4 роки тому +2

      No it IS what many people are thinking, but then our better angels prevail and we stop being selfish and think that we can tolerate this or that or maybe we'd enjoy whatever it is someone else wants us to do. But Larry breaks it down with his insane logic and makes us feel like shmucks for being polite and social haha.
      It's hilarious because we're still thinking it!
      And it's not like larry david in his show gets along great in life haha.
      It is a cautionary tale.
      They should replace sesame street with curb your enthusiasm so kids can learn this early!

  • @shriram2275
    @shriram2275 2 роки тому +8

    "You do this every day. This is what excites you?" 😂😂

  • @carlycarlucci1301
    @carlycarlucci1301 4 роки тому +10

    Loved the surprise JBS cameo 😂 Took it up a notch & got me to crack up out loud. I’m sure Larry would approve of my being noisy w/neighbors at 2AM.

  • @wrinkleneckbass
    @wrinkleneckbass 4 роки тому +101

    Great skit. Having Leon show up at the end just made it even better.

  • @charlesxav6817
    @charlesxav6817 4 роки тому +141

    Larry is a true genius

  • @kneadsensual7366
    @kneadsensual7366 4 роки тому +62

    This is The Office invaded by Larry.

  • @Sonny1065LV
    @Sonny1065LV 4 роки тому +42

    I wish Larry David would come to my job and do this. Lol

  • @bench175
    @bench175 3 роки тому +13

    Funniest thing I've seen on Seth's show is Larry David.

  • @sreenathc
    @sreenathc 4 роки тому +26

    Larry is like a one man army demoralising everyone in the office inside of 10 minutes 😂

  • @itslukemac_
    @itslukemac_ 4 роки тому +81

    I didn’t realise Lutz worked at Seth Meyers now

    • @Crunchy_Punch
      @Crunchy_Punch 3 роки тому +9

      Shut up, Lutz!

    • @coolluckyme2007
      @coolluckyme2007 3 роки тому +4

      And married?

    • @Spaceghost5446
      @Spaceghost5446 2 роки тому

      @@coolluckyme2007 fun fact he's married to Sue from 30 rock

    • @coolluckyme2007
      @coolluckyme2007 2 роки тому

      @@Spaceghost5446 isn't she a virgin with white guys?

    • @Spaceghost5446
      @Spaceghost5446 2 роки тому +2

      @@coolluckyme2007 yeah but he offered her a spot in his car it's really cool it's got flames on the side although no one has seen it yet!?

  • @CivilisationsBaby
    @CivilisationsBaby 4 роки тому +171

    larry david is like everyone's dad

    • @allthatyoutouch3164
      @allthatyoutouch3164 4 роки тому +6

      Glad he's not my Dad. My Dad was a great Man.

    • @ashleybrown4754
      @ashleybrown4754 4 роки тому +3

      My dad cuts hair and yelled at me my entire childhood. Larry David is nothing like him.

    • @reikisk8r
      @reikisk8r 4 роки тому +3

      My dad died when I was a baby I don't understand.

    • @GeorgesOpinion
      @GeorgesOpinion 4 роки тому +9

      Bernie Sanders is America’s Dad.

    • @chaosawaits
      @chaosawaits 4 роки тому

      No

  • @derekfreeman1505
    @derekfreeman1505 4 роки тому +41

    I live how no one laughed when he says the human race is cowardly lmao like everyone doesn’t know there a pos but just can’t openly acknowledge it lmao

  • @BusinessandLifeMastery
    @BusinessandLifeMastery 4 роки тому +9

    Larry David is the best comedy writer ever, period!!

  • @TheyCallMeNewb
    @TheyCallMeNewb 4 роки тому +7

    How in the world did I miss this upload? Scarcely could this be more up my alley. Thrilled to learn of another season of Curb. After all, with the inclusion of Leon, the show has a whole new treasure trove of novel stories in need of exploration.

  • @escopiliatese3623
    @escopiliatese3623 4 роки тому +102

    So he complains about ruining a Greek salad, when he defended his right to massacre a Cobb salad.

    • @P8860
      @P8860 4 роки тому +10

      Bob Cobb

    • @kylef2937
      @kylef2937 4 роки тому +15

      Yep, that's the joke

    • @escopiliatese3623
      @escopiliatese3623 4 роки тому +2

      Kyle F if you’re talking about my comment, then no, it’s not the joke. It’s an allusion to the much older Cobb joke. This clip just stood on its own.

    • @lend7496
      @lend7496 4 роки тому +6

      You can ruin whatever food you like if you're willing to do it yourself. Stand behind your awful food decisions. Putting someone else in the position of food order overkill is cowardly

    • @игфйй
      @игфйй 4 роки тому +3

      My grandfather invented the Cobb salad

  • @shannonolivas9524
    @shannonolivas9524 4 роки тому +60

    Never hold the olives on a Greek salad!

    • @austintrousdale2397
      @austintrousdale2397 4 роки тому +6

      Shannon Olivas I mean what’s the point then

    • @81caasi
      @81caasi 4 роки тому +5

      It's not a Greek salad if there's no olives! lol

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 4 роки тому +4

      Yuppp...or feta on the side SMH

  • @paulstewartmusic86
    @paulstewartmusic86 4 роки тому +27

    The scene about the Greek food reminds me of when Larry orders a Cobb salad but changes most of the ingredients, except he didn't get someone else to do it for him - a man of integrity!

  • @laa748
    @laa748 4 роки тому +4

    I know LD has made the right career move in his life, but he would of been the best psychologist as well. Hes broken down how the human brain works and thinks.

  • @InvestIt
    @InvestIt 4 роки тому +10

    Am I the only one who feels he's the Larry David in his life?

    • @spenterprise591
      @spenterprise591 3 роки тому

      No. That's why we get his humor. We see ourselves in a similar light

  • @alisonblack1824
    @alisonblack1824 4 роки тому +22

    Larry David says out loud what what most people are thinking and keep to themselfs, and thats how the rest of stay employed or married .

  • @taraloker6045
    @taraloker6045 4 роки тому +50

    "I don't wanna go to your house." 🤣😂

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 4 роки тому +2

      Omg, so many workplaces have had at least one of those people that want to do the bbq or party at someones house. It's so hard to get out of it because they really nag everyone to come.

  • @cryptomancepls6307
    @cryptomancepls6307 4 роки тому +14

    "you're Mr. white gloves sitting in your office, with all your substitutions..." lmao

  • @bakurawthesupersaiyanhair937
    @bakurawthesupersaiyanhair937 4 роки тому +13

    "This is a hallway call" LOL

  • @morgancahill5021
    @morgancahill5021 4 роки тому +8

    I really do have my own LD, my husband acts just like him, no filter. He watches the show like he's looking into the mirror.