FLIP THE PAGE BOOK CHALLENGE!

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  • Опубліковано 4 сер 2019
  • welcome back to another video full of cHaOtIc~ energy! buckle up, because we're goin on a journey today.
    THE CHALLENGE GAME TAG THING QUESTIONS:
    1. You're getting a new identity! Let the coordinates guide you to a book, flip to the page you were given, and the first name you see is now your new name!
    2. It's time to get up and move the heck out of your town! The location of the book your coordinates lead you to will be where you're moving.
    3. You're all settled into your new home, but you've gotta get a job to get that cash money flow goin. Create a job using the first object you find with the coordinates and page number.
    4. You've started your job and you've started developing feelings for a coworker. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, and the first character you come across will be the character you're falling for.
    5. Using the coordinates & the page number, the first piece of dialogue you come across will be the first thing you say to your potential lover.
    6. That line really got to them, next thing you know you're in love! You're going to propose, but buying a wedding ring is too expensive. Using the coordinates & flipping the page to the page number you were given, the first object you come across will be what you propose with.
    7. We've arrived at your wedding! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, and the first piece of dialogue you find will be the first line in your vows.
    8. It's honey moon time! Wherever the book's location that your coordinates lead you to will be the destination for your lovers retreat!
    9. Things got a little cray on the honeymoon and now you're expecting a baby! With the next coordinates find your next book and flip the page to the page number you were given. The first name you find will be the name of your first born child!
    10. We're time jumping 5 years & your child is desperately begging for a pet! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first creature you come across will be your pet! If you don't find a creature, then the first object you find will have to be used as a pet replacement.
    11. Your child is going to school! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, using words on that page create the name of their school.
    12. You decide you're going to start a YT channel for a side hobby! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & find something on that page that will be the core topic of your channel.
    13. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & using words from that page create a YT channel name.
    14. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first piece of dialogue you see is how you'll greet your viewers each time you start a video.
    15. You've decided to write a book! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & using words from that page create a book title.
    16. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first line you see will be the opening line for your book.
    17. PLOT TWIST! The reason you even created a new identity for yourself is because a killer was after you! Now that you're a mega famous author & youtuber, they've tracked you down again & they're coming for you! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first character you see will be your killer!
    18. One day you're setting up to film a YT video when you're suddenly struck by the killer! Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first object you come across is what they used to kill you.
    19. Find the book using your coordinates, flip the page to the page number you were given, & the first line you see will go on your tombstone.
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  • @ellieschenk2963
    @ellieschenk2963 4 роки тому +1938

    “I live in the muggle world it’s saddddd”= story of my life

    • @jessethereader
      @jessethereader  4 роки тому +174

      *cries bc it's sinking in how much it sucks to not have magical powers *

    • @roguenatrixanguismortis9610
      @roguenatrixanguismortis9610 4 роки тому +21

      I wish I didn't live in the muggle world even the hunger games would be better than the muggle world

    • @dianaayt
      @dianaayt 4 роки тому +10

      I legit spent all day in Harry Potter, editing a super special video and reading it and then I just ate dinner and watched this video. As he said that I realise "I'm not there" and I just felt completely sad. You have no idea...

    • @ella_melchionna
      @ella_melchionna 4 роки тому +2

      *sobs*

    • @ranjansharma2086
      @ranjansharma2086 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly, we all would he dead within the day if we did live in a magical world.

  • @karinacole218
    @karinacole218 4 роки тому +903

    John and Grandma Josephine 4ever
    ♥️😍😘🥰💖😽💋👅⚾️💑💘👵🏻

  • @CherrySoda9-9
    @CherrySoda9-9 4 роки тому +571

    "Do you, John, take Grandma Josephine to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
    "...What's that???"
    This video killed me!

    • @nikablue9340
      @nikablue9340 4 роки тому +6

      This comment killed me 😂😂

    • @dandy_candy835
      @dandy_candy835 4 роки тому +2

      Isn't grandma Josephine in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    • @amanekabbaj
      @amanekabbaj 2 роки тому

      @@dandy_candy835 that’s the point. Watch the video

  • @DemiRae26
    @DemiRae26 4 роки тому +754

    I think i win on Wedding Vows, mine was:
    "What the--hey, who are you?"

    • @sarahmorris4575
      @sarahmorris4575 4 роки тому +19

      demi rae That’s amazing.

    • @DemiRae26
      @DemiRae26 4 роки тому +12

      @@sarahmorris4575Right? I couldn't plan that if i tried haha

    • @Celestria
      @Celestria 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @srenz2802
      @srenz2802 4 роки тому +34

      demi rae mine was “Bye Rue.” Honestly is there anything more depressing 😂

    • @claudiav5638
      @claudiav5638 4 роки тому +2

      @@srenz2802 oof

  • @lies7253
    @lies7253 4 роки тому +562

    8:50 Your opening line for your vows is gonna be "What's that"
    15:13 Your opening line for UA-cam is gonna be "What's this"
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • @alexandrajoldea982
      @alexandrajoldea982 4 роки тому +23

      It's a metaphor for their relationship: "that" as they were not so close at first, but "this" made "Johnsephine" a happily married couple 🙂

    • @ZoeWithDottedE
      @ZoeWithDottedE 4 роки тому +2

      ik

    • @rosepetunia1829
      @rosepetunia1829 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @skytheolivecat2934
    @skytheolivecat2934 4 роки тому +213

    The intro to your channel is “What’s this?” Clearly, your intro is a reference to your true love, Grandma Josephine!👵
    The first line of your vows was “What’s that?”

  • @Julia-ev8lr
    @Julia-ev8lr 4 роки тому +25

    I was killed by Ron Weasley with a hairbrush and the words on my tombstone are 'So it's settled'.
    *Wow*

  • @hopefillledday9026
    @hopefillledday9026 4 роки тому +243

    My answers to this tag - get ready for well weirdness I guess!
    1. My name is Acorna
    2. My new home is Memphis
    3. I’m a sculptor, I make Gargoyles
    4. My crush’s name is Oscar
    5. My first words to my crush/coworker are,"People of the Gods"
    6. I proposed with Ships
    7. The first words of my wedding vows are, “Too old"
    8. My honeymoon is in Outer Mongolia
    9. My daughter’s name is Patsy
    10. She had a pet puppy
    11. Patsy goes to school at Chthonia Defense Academy
    12. The core topic of my UA-cam channel is Stealth and Camoflage
    13. My channel’s name is Crazy Police Mannequins
    14. The intro to my video is, “Do you have a section on magisters please?"
    15. My book is called Charms surrounding vamp's tension
    16. The opening line of my book is, “Here I am.”
    17. My killer is Mabel
    18. I was killed with a bar of soap
    19. The words on my tombstone are, “So you intend for me to wear this ring?"
    Imagine if 7 and 19 were swapped, it would make so much more sense but the books have spoken >.

  • @navyav.720
    @navyav.720 4 роки тому +643

    "I'm interested in Grandma Josephine"
    *Charlie Bucket has left the chat*

  • @skytheolivecat2934
    @skytheolivecat2934 4 роки тому +712

    I did this challenge and got CRAZY 🤪🤪🤪 ANSWERS. I included them below:
    1. My name is VOLDEMORT!
    2. My new home is TARTARUS!
    3. I’m a seamstress (the object I got was cloth)
    4. My crush’s name is Fritz.
    5. My first words to my crush/coworker are, “That’s right. Ain’t nobody want this job.”
    6. I proposed with a TELEPHONE.
    7. The first words of my wedding vows are, “Ahem, excuse me, Sire.”
    8. My honeymoon is in PANEM.
    9. My daughter’s name is Charlene.
    10. She had a pet nymph.
    11. Charlene goes to school at Chernabog Defensive Academy.
    12. The core topic of my YT channel is Physics.
    13. My channel’s name is Child of Hades.
    14. The intro to my video is, “There’s a lot I’m not clear on.”
    15. My book is called Dazzling Spirits, a Paranormal romance by Voldemort.
    16. The opening line of my book is, “‘You’ll have to do even better if the uprisings are to be averted,’ he says.”
    17. MAVEN is my killer!
    18. Maven suffocated me using a TOWEL.
    19. The words on my tombstone are, “She pinched the bridge of her nose between her thumb and forefinger.”

    • @lynn-br1dg
      @lynn-br1dg 4 роки тому +18

      Wouldn't the last one actually be wrong? Because dialogue is when one more more people are talking and that just soynds like an action the author wrote. Aka not in quotation marks.

    • @claudiav5638
      @claudiav5638 4 роки тому +22

      You name is Voldemort?! That's hilarious hahaha omg

    • @lparker2171
      @lparker2171 4 роки тому +23

      Maven like the evil little jerk from Red Queen?

    • @skytheolivecat2934
      @skytheolivecat2934 4 роки тому +7

      Lillian Parker YAAAAS!!

    • @rowenblue
      @rowenblue 4 роки тому +43

      "Dazzling Spirits, a paranormal romance by Voldemort" I laughed so hard.

  • @polandbananasBOOKS
    @polandbananasBOOKS 4 роки тому +104

    JESSE THIS CHALLENGE IS AMAZING IM CACKLING AND IM SORRY OF ALL THOSE 111,000 WORD AGAIN BUT BETTER GAVE U WATS THAT FOR VOWS BUT ALSO LOLS FOREVER. THANKS FOR ALL THESE FUN CHALLENGES YOU'RE PUTTING OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE. I CANT WAIT TO PLAY

  • @kindacrazy7610
    @kindacrazy7610 4 роки тому +54

    "Whats that?"
    "What's this?"
    Jon is very confused.

  • @ninaelmoyan3478
    @ninaelmoyan3478 4 роки тому +723

    no one: peAsE LeT tHiS bE a NoRmaL viDeO
    everyone: wITh jEsSe? NO WAY!

    • @jessethereader
      @jessethereader  4 роки тому +65

      wHaT iZ n0rMal???? idk her

    • @TiredHeathen101
      @TiredHeathen101 4 роки тому +35

      Is that a magic school bus reference I see? 😏

    • @ninaelmoyan3478
      @ninaelmoyan3478 4 роки тому +12

      @@TiredHeathen101 Why yes, yes it is…

    • @TiredHeathen101
      @TiredHeathen101 4 роки тому +7

      @@ninaelmoyan3478 It made my day. Thank you! 😁

    • @meredithclark6580
      @meredithclark6580 4 роки тому +6

      This strongly reminds me of Magic School Bus.

  • @daniellewagner7140
    @daniellewagner7140 4 роки тому +250

    Title of you’re life:
    *i didn’t think this would happen to you*
    A sad tale of John (thereader) George’s life with his wife, grandma Josephine, and their lovely assassin daughter, Lucy.

  • @HarryPotter-bw5mz
    @HarryPotter-bw5mz 4 роки тому +94

    I tried this and mine was-
    My name is Chian ~ Prodigy
    My new home is Reverie ~ Under the never sky
    My job is a dog walker ~ Maybe this time
    My crushes name is Oliver ~ current and the cure
    My opening line to my crush was “Go away.” WHEEZE ~ Wicked King
    I proposed to my crush with some boots ~ Onyx and Ivory
    The first words of my wedding vows were “You know what to do.” ~ Pretties
    My honeymoon was in Space ~ Star Wars
    My sons name is Jeevan ~ UnDivided
    He had a pet Raven ~ An Enchantment of Ravens
    Jeevan goes to school at Traditional Beach Academy ~ Christy Miller
    The core topic of my UA-cam channel is trying to save the world ~ Dry
    My UA-cam channels name is Anticipation and Dread ~ Wildcard
    My channels greeting is ‘yeah I can’t argue with that’ ~ Always never yours
    My book is called The Stung Homestead ~ The Fever Code
    The opening of my book is “Marti isn’t feeling well,” Cheyenne said, “I’m going to take her home.” ~ Christy and Todd college years
    KENJI IS MY KILLER ~ Unravel Me
    Kenji killed me with a cURTAIN ROD ~ Catching Fire
    The words on my tombstone are “Shes not as pretty as in the pictures.” ~ Delirium
    man wasn’t i fun

    • @billilililieee
      @billilililieee 4 роки тому +7

      Harry Potter am I the only one that would accept boots instead of a ring?

    • @ninjasteph9561
      @ninjasteph9561 4 роки тому +4

      Gotta say, I really like the books on your shelf! A lot of good ones on there.

    • @alisonvenus4891
      @alisonvenus4891 4 роки тому +4

      Please tell me I’m not the only one who read “Marti isn’t feeling well,” Cheyenne said, “I’m going to take her home” as “Martini is t feeling well…

  • @ReadingWithNori
    @ReadingWithNori 4 роки тому +47

    How is it possible to laugh for 20 minutes straight! You’re so creative, I love your videos.

  • @jays6099
    @jays6099 4 роки тому +334

    Jesse's vows: Whats that?
    Jesse's UA-cam intro: Kers La?
    You know, it works

    • @MaijaReads
      @MaijaReads 4 роки тому +10

      Somehow I don't think John has a great vocabulary! 🤣 (Knows multiple languages tho)

    • @inksplat
      @inksplat 4 роки тому

      Jay Standiford I thought the same thing 😂

  • @catcarstairs8179
    @catcarstairs8179 4 роки тому +166

    I love these types of videos that you make! I think they're so creative and fun. You're pretty much the coolest book-loving guy ever

  • @caprisbookisland
    @caprisbookisland 4 роки тому +42

    “I already live in the muggle world .. it’s sad”
    *gets grandma Josephine as a spouse*
    Ah.. it gets sadder .. 🤣

  • @thatsyourfookinjobyoufooki3565
    @thatsyourfookinjobyoufooki3565 4 роки тому +16

    "Where? When? How?" - my life story
    My name is September and I live in the small town Kleinkøping in Sweden. I am a designer and I fell head over heels for Lavinia Asimov, daughter of Terpsichore, when I said to her "Was the fire an accident, boy?". I soon proposed with a glowing stick and she said yes. My vows were the beautiful words "THAT BELONGS TO MEEEE" and we soon left off to our honeymoon in Alaska. Our daughter Yeonmi was born shortly after and as her first pet we got her a toad. Yeonmi left of for Florence Thorndyke Acadamy pretty soon and left all alone, I started a youtube channel giving out life advice (the words were miscarraiges and impolitness, what the hell am i to do with that). I went under the false channel name of Brooklyn Amist and I greet my lovely subscribers with a beautifully said "well, um" every video. My first book called "Sunburn Shadow" was releases and a bestseller, not only because of the killer opening line "I stayed where I was". Unfortunately my killer, Jason Grace, soon found me and killed me with a broom. You can now find my tomb engraved with the words "Emergency Kanye Party".
    Yes, I ghost-wrote this.

  • @gemworm
    @gemworm 4 роки тому +172

    Plot twist: John is the one hiding from the Radio Hustler
    This is what happens in the sequel

  • @sarahbrown8375
    @sarahbrown8375 4 роки тому +114

    Lifetime movie title brought to you by page 234 of Scarlet: "A fling with Grandma"

    • @isabellaescamilla3915
      @isabellaescamilla3915 3 роки тому

      "A Martyr's Agenda to a Camping Retreat with Grandma" - Run Away by Harlen Coben

  • @earthtoashlyn
    @earthtoashlyn 4 роки тому +16

    My answers:
    My name is Hermes
    I live in Hogwarts
    I am an author
    My crush is Sadie
    My first words to her are "Hey, it'll be alright"
    I proposed with blood
    The first words of my vows are "A Nimbus Two Thousand"
    My honeymoon is in New York
    My child's name is Dudley
    His pet is a snake
    The school is The Lost Academy
    My channel is about death
    My channel name is Not The Password
    My intro is "so"
    My book title is The Kindness of Knives
    My book starts with "If we're taking the zoo express, we need to hurry"
    My killer is Draco Malfoy
    He killed me with fireworks
    My tombstone says "'Leo dissolved"

  • @alishak6073
    @alishak6073 3 роки тому +4

    When he threw House of Hades, my mind was immediately worried and like 'where did it land?' and Jesse being the relatable reader he is answered my question thank you

  • @elisabethn3913
    @elisabethn3913 4 роки тому +89

    I’ve have never laughed so hard!!😂😂😂😂 This is the best booktube challenge ever! Movie title: Awful Death

  • @kaitlinr9735
    @kaitlinr9735 4 роки тому +323

    Jesse: Can we just go to a place with magic
    Me: thinks of every fanasty book set in New York...

    • @thatdamfangirl
      @thatdamfangirl 4 роки тому +19

      Percy Jackson!!!

    • @samargin
      @samargin 4 роки тому +12

      Kaitlin R I would say city of bones but I’m not sure if that is set in new york

    • @kaitlinr9735
      @kaitlinr9735 4 роки тому +1

      @@samargin it is

    • @crossroadaj
      @crossroadaj 4 роки тому +4

      @@samargin yep, TMI is set in Brooklyn, NYC

    • @nadineabdelhamid4220
      @nadineabdelhamid4220 4 роки тому +3

      The mortal instruments

  • @lilymetz169
    @lilymetz169 4 роки тому +61

    I did the challenge!! Here's my life: My name is Elizabeth, I live in London I am a pebble collector. I have a crush on Peeta. The first thing I said to Peeta was "Ugh, I haven't even thought of that." I proposed with a blue tooth ear piece. The first line of my vows was "I don't really expect anything from you." We went on a honeymoon to Narnia. We have a child named Will. We got Will a pet Goblin. He attends school at Then No School. My YT channel is about glitter. My channel name is "Silveny" I start every video with "I know what this is!" I wrote a book called "Prison clapped" Caul is trying to murder me! My tombstone reads "OK me too"
    That's my life 😂😂

    • @theevilcactus9543
      @theevilcactus9543 4 роки тому +12

      "I don't really expect anything from you"? wow, what a lovely wedding vow

    • @eryng515
      @eryng515 4 роки тому +1

      Did you get 'Silveny' from Keeper of the Lost Cities (one of the books in the series?)

    • @priyarajesh2679
      @priyarajesh2679 4 роки тому

      ErAmGr11 i was wondering that too

    • @nataliabaszczyk2387
      @nataliabaszczyk2387 4 роки тому +5

      My thought was: if you had a video collab with Jesse your greetings would match soooo well 😂

    • @hotpeels
      @hotpeels 3 роки тому +2

      OMG, WE DIED LAUGHING!

  • @geokeeper4864
    @geokeeper4864 4 роки тому +23

    I did it.
    Results:
    Name: Jean Louise
    Home: Terrasen/Erilea
    Job: Making Metal Statues
    Lover: Dorian
    Dialogue: "Torches." Or "Too Cold."
    Proposal Object: Ladder
    Vow: "It's his funeral."
    Honeymoon: Marstock Or The Ocean
    Child Name: Halina
    Pet: Wolf
    School: Executioner Academy
    UA-cam Channel Topic: Knives
    Channel Name: Caught Gossiping
    Opening Line: "Follow what your spirit tells you, Zoeybird."
    Book Title: What to Except From the Dawn Court
    Book Opening: "What was that, five hours?"
    Killer: Tamlin
    Weapon: Bed
    Tombstone: "It'll ruin it if I can hear you clumping around in those boots."

    • @Zoovilifts
      @Zoovilifts 4 роки тому +15

      "do you take Dorian to be your husband?"
      "iT's HiS fUnErAL."

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 4 роки тому +3

      Zoovi
      😂😂

  • @kaylahd.160
    @kaylahd.160 4 роки тому +220

    No one else:
    Me: SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BOOK

  • @ayanna5534
    @ayanna5534 4 роки тому +72

    Nice video, John😂😂

  • @spencerannus
    @spencerannus 4 роки тому +14

    I did this challenge. It got slightly weird.
    New Name- Maya
    New home place- Hogwarts
    New Job- Salt collector
    Crush- Lacey Kilduff
    First thing said to crush- "And the gentlemen arise"
    Object to propose with- Planks
    First line in vows- "Oh Major Merendsen"
    Honeymoon location- " Camp Halfblood"
    Baby Name- Hades
    Object to replace pet- Champagne
    School name- gigantically disproportionate house
    UA-cam centred object- Teeth
    UA-cam Name- No Barks Appointment
    UA-cam Greeting- What the fuck glasses
    Book Title- Princess Aerity's Beast
    Book Opening Line- There's no wood anywhere
    Killer- Via Pullman
    Murder Object- Toilet
    Tombstone Line- He's Gone

  • @personwhoishereiguess3814
    @personwhoishereiguess3814 4 роки тому +6

    The words on my tombstone were “No! You can’t prevent it.”
    I’m so proud

  • @alondramunoz6068
    @alondramunoz6068 4 роки тому +150

    Your hyperness and editing always gives me energy 😂

  • @YldzKalkavan
    @YldzKalkavan 4 роки тому +174

    your ship name can't be jessephine if your (new) name is John :D

  • @lilacsandstars9365
    @lilacsandstars9365 4 роки тому +23

    The title of your life according to page 234 of Wings of Fire: Talons of Power...
    "Losing it, bit by bit"

    • @sarahmorris4575
      @sarahmorris4575 4 роки тому +4

      panda cricket Is it bad that this kinda fits?

    • @shayla1737
      @shayla1737 2 роки тому

      Hi, fellow wings of fire fan! My tombstone will read "something new for Burn's collection" save me. Also, I ended up marrying Albatross and Glory killed me with a ruler.

  • @XCatherine
    @XCatherine 4 роки тому +15

    Oh my gosh Jesse this is so creative and FUNNY😂! I always love your creativity!!✨✨

  • @andrewlilly3122
    @andrewlilly3122 4 роки тому +38

    Married: “what’s this”
    Begins channel: “what’s that”

  • @CronicasMerodeadora
    @CronicasMerodeadora 4 роки тому +45

    Jesseeee, you have to stop creating these awesome challenges because I wanna film 'em all! Hahaha

    • @jessethereader
      @jessethereader  4 роки тому +4

      haha! i hope you do this one! EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO WEIRD.

    • @CronicasMerodeadora
      @CronicasMerodeadora 4 роки тому +3

      Will do!!! Weirdness is cool! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @noekim5286
    @noekim5286 4 роки тому +5

    Posted August 2019 yet I just tried it today, 2020:
    1. Name: Lady Gremlaine
    2. Location: Atlantis
    3. Job: tattoist
    4. Someone special: Merlin
    5. What to say: "Just focus on emotion:
    6. What will he propose with: crystal
    7. First line in vows: "Did I just have that thought?"
    8. Honeymoon location: Mountain
    9. First child: Holly
    10. Pet: Vampire bat
    11. School: King Rhian Academy
    12. Core topic of my channel: Magical words
    13. YT channel name: Mischief
    14. Greeting: "Nice to meet you. I really have to go to my class now."
    15. Book title: Once Evil
    16. Opening line of my book: "Good is cheating."
    17. Killer: Carter
    18. Weapon: .22 calibre
    19. Line on tombstone: "What happened?"

  • @randomroadtrips6828
    @randomroadtrips6828 4 роки тому +25

    I did the wedding vow thing and got “You’re hideous, you know that right?”
    Can anyone guess the book that’s from

    • @ddd_28
      @ddd_28 3 роки тому +1

      how did my brain know instantly it's from hunger games

    • @rileyelizabeth460
      @rileyelizabeth460 2 роки тому

      @@ddd_28 What part of Hunger Games? I cant for the life of me remember

  • @audreypaddock66
    @audreypaddock66 4 роки тому +47

    Page 234 of “ Summer Of Lost and Found”
    Movie Title: “Death in A Odd Place”😬
    #JohnandJosephineforlife

  • @kortneestrickland250
    @kortneestrickland250 4 роки тому +24

    I came up with "Likes grandma". I used Scarlet by Marissa Meyer.

  • @acaciarodgers4513
    @acaciarodgers4513 4 роки тому +18

    "Do you know why she chose him?" Song of Achilles
    Honestly I'd like to know why Josephine said yes to those uniforms 😂

  • @kulwindermalhi9224
    @kulwindermalhi9224 4 роки тому +46

    4:16 Jesse you should be grateful you get baseball bat
    Since when I tried this I go Mint flavoured bum wipes ;-;

  • @victoriaeliza9458
    @victoriaeliza9458 4 роки тому +23

    Jessie just created a new, intense version of M.A.S.H.

  • @greentae2371
    @greentae2371 4 роки тому +56

    Was that a reference to Taeyong from NCT?😂

    • @jessethereader
      @jessethereader  4 роки тому +32

      YES OMG I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GET IT BLESS YOU

    • @iveuteen
      @iveuteen 4 роки тому

      What part was it?

    • @danielabarrientos9386
      @danielabarrientos9386 4 роки тому

      ok so I'm a fan of NCT but I did not know this! When did taeyong said that?

  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 4 роки тому +6

    I'm DYING at how this backfired 😂😂😂

  • @comment8549
    @comment8549 4 роки тому +10

    "I hope you're reading left and right."
    *Manga readers are quaking*

  • @nadiaravenclaw8644
    @nadiaravenclaw8644 4 роки тому +19

    Honestly i ship John and grandma Josephine 😂😂😂😂

  • @rebeccacalvert4493
    @rebeccacalvert4493 4 роки тому +23

    Soooo.... I flipped to page 234 of Wayfarer by Alexandra Bracken, and IT’S LITERALLY BLANK 😂😂😂

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 4 роки тому +1

      Like my Midnight For Charlie Bones book!😂 So I ended up picking another one.

  • @whitneymouse
    @whitneymouse 4 роки тому +3

    Ok, I want to play! I'll list the books out, too, in case something pops out at someone haha
    1.) My new name is Bethany (:\ I don't like it. Book is Twisted by Laurie Halse Anderson)
    2.) I live in....space? The Earth, but it's a mess? unsure which to go with here. Guess it starts in Space, so I'll go with that (The 100 by Kass Morgan)
    3.) I'm a doctor (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs. First object was spleen)
    4.) My crush's name is Kehaar (Watership Down by Richard Adams. I'm choosing to pretend that's not a bird lol)
    5.) I said, "Live in the layers, not on the litter." (The poem is called "The Layers" by Stanley Kunitz. It was a poetry anthology)
    6.) I proposed with a silver whistle (The Wizard of Oz by Frank L. Baum)
    7.) My vows started with "Tell me who you are!" (The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo)
    8.) We honeymooned in Las Vegas, NV (We are Called to Rise by Laura McBride)
    9.) Our son's name is Lincoln (Attachments by Rainbow Rowell)
    10.) He has a pet bee (The Girl From Everywhere by Heidi Heilig. it's a character's name, but it's also an animal)
    11.) He goes to Sisterhood Camp (Someone Like You by Sarah Dessen. The page literally talks about Sisterhood Camp. I didn't make that name up)
    12.) My YT channel is about nursery rhymes (Catalyst by Laurie Halse Andersen)
    13.)It is called A Very Sad Condition (Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne. Another phrase that was just written on the page that I found hilarious)
    14.) I start every video with "Please send Oreos!" (To All The Boys I've Ever Loved by Jenny Han)
    15.) My book is called How to Legally Reverse-Engineer the Chinese (Console Wars by Blake J. Harris)
    16.) It starts with "Hey! Where are you going? We're all meeting in the lounge!" (The Unidentified by Rae Mariz)
    17.)I'm killed by Maire (Atlantia by Ally Condie. I haven't read this yet, so I have no feelings about it one way or the other)
    18.)She used dead leaves to suffocate me (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. This was like the ONLY concrete object on the page that is able to be lifted. I was disappointed)
    19.)My tombstone reads "Back so soon from the infirmary? We worried you'd died" (Spin the Dawn by Elizabeth Lim. This was my favorite accidental discovery lol)

  • @tdevilgirl7446
    @tdevilgirl7446 4 роки тому +16

    Oh my gosh he pulled up a book called quarantine

  • @annag1740
    @annag1740 4 роки тому +4

    Jessies book shelves look especially... *bookish* and tidy today... Love You Jessie!

    • @jessethereader
      @jessethereader  4 роки тому +2

      bookshelf snapped
      but seriously my other bookshelf is a disaster it's all a lie

    • @annag1740
      @annag1740 4 роки тому

      Ohhh.
      Interesting... The Tea!
      "Lies!" - Harry Potter

  • @polandbananasBOOKS
    @polandbananasBOOKS 4 роки тому +17

    What is the new outro it's so different how long have u been doing this and I wasn't paying attention to it. Keep reading what your heart desires?! Was this ur outro during the Jesse challenge?! Was it this?! Has it been so long?!

  • @iwishiwasdreaming9396
    @iwishiwasdreaming9396 4 роки тому +2

    My wedding vow is "Hey look" LOL

  • @Ashley-ce7kx
    @Ashley-ce7kx 4 роки тому +2

    I did this challenge with my own books (though I modified it a little because I don’t have as much) 🤪
    1. My name is Norbert
    2. I live in a kitchen
    3. I work at a candy store
    4. I have a crush on Hagrid
    5. When I meet him, I say ‘Get in here! And walk on the newspaper!’
    6. I proposed to Hagrid with some old wood!
    7. My first line of my vows is ‘They don’t play hockey at St Clare’s, they play lacrosse.’
    8. We go on a honeymoon to a grocery store.
    9. Are child’s name is Toby.
    10. Toby’s pet is a werewolf.
    11. His school is called Freedom Long Live Academy.
    12. I make a UA-cam channel about Archaeological Wonders.
    13. It’s called Jacket Street Boxes
    14. I greet my viewers by saying ‘I say I say! You surely haven’t taken my prep to burn? She has! Oh, the silly donkey, she’s taken my French prep!
    15. I write a book called Fizzing Forests.
    16. Its opening line is ‘The snake lifted its ugly triangular head and hissed slightly. The man opened his mouth and let out a scream.
    17. My killer’s name is Alison.
    18. She kills me with wire
    19. My line on my tombstone is ‘He was pleased to see that his photographic self was putting up a good fight and was refusing ti be dragged into view.
    Extra: My story is called ‘They’re best when they’re fresh!’

  • @cashby7008
    @cashby7008 4 роки тому +6

    Stopped watching a jessethereader video to watch this. Jesse makes my life so much better :D

    • @becka2737
      @becka2737 4 роки тому +1

      Same😁

    • @jessethereader
      @jessethereader  4 роки тому +1

      ha! thank you for watching!

    • @cashby7008
      @cashby7008 4 роки тому

      @jessethereader: always a pleasure! thank you for making such amazing videos that make my day go from meh to YEETOTHEHAW

  • @weronikakowalczyk8581
    @weronikakowalczyk8581 4 роки тому +9

    the used the book Queen Of Air And Darkness by Cassandra Clare and got the title "exhaustion and mistakes"

  • @TheBirdofInferno
    @TheBirdofInferno 4 роки тому

    This is comedy GOLD. The editing enhances it 1000%. Absolutely love this.

  • @mastersal4644
    @mastersal4644 4 роки тому

    This was the most fun I've had watching videos in ages. Thank you!

  • @real_jjk4647
    @real_jjk4647 4 роки тому +38

    JESSEPHINE I thought of that a second before you said it lol WhAt's tHaT?

  • @drarrytrash1363
    @drarrytrash1363 4 роки тому +17

    The first thing I'll say to my future partner is "okay then, bye"
    And I'm gonna purpose with the next door neighbours lawnmower.

  • @panictopned5439
    @panictopned5439 4 роки тому

    PLEASE do this more often! This challenge has so much potential! And i laughed so hard watching it!

  • @a.schostok
    @a.schostok 4 роки тому

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO WATCH THIS FINALLYYYYYY

  • @emmamay__4668
    @emmamay__4668 4 роки тому +13

    the devastating Lucy ( i picked sing you home by jodi piccoult)

  • @Botlivesmatter00
    @Botlivesmatter00 4 роки тому +4

    4:17 Baseball bat huh, im guessing coach hedge made a showing

  • @jocelynstokes7223
    @jocelynstokes7223 4 роки тому +2

    😂 I lost it when he fell for Grandma Josephine

  • @shannonsteicke8507
    @shannonsteicke8507 4 роки тому

    love your imagination, enthusiasm and energy!!! love all your videos, keep it up!!!

  • @olivia_vermast
    @olivia_vermast 4 роки тому +8

    “What’s that?” “My love for you.” Boom you have yourself some vows

  • @jacklavellan5550
    @jacklavellan5550 4 роки тому +3

    Thought I’ll share my outcome of the “flip the book” challenge 😊
    Name: Bilbo
    Location: Hell (in my own chamber in satan’s castle)
    Job: a tanner (my word was wool-fell)
    Love interest: Courtney Lawrence
    First words to her: “But I’m not an inanimate object... I’m a person”
    Propose with: a white flag
    Start of vows: “Yes?” - in an intrigued voice
    Honeymoon location: Hogwarts
    Firstborn: Monica
    Monica’s pet: fish
    Monica’s school: the gryffindoor dorm (I have zero imagination, but I hope it means that she kinda goes to hogwarts 😈)
    Topic of yt Channel: videogames
    Yt Channel name: Reindeer Flotilla Setec Astronomy (which is kinda a reference to a book with videogames)
    Yt intro: “Let’s just play”
    Booktitle: Blood to his heels
    First line: “just to - just to be clear,”
    My killer: Robin Ellacott
    Killed by: gold teeth (in my native language the words are pulled together as one word - which I translated to english, so it still counts)
    And my gravestone will say: “Very bad indeed.”

  • @ender4344
    @ender4344 3 роки тому

    I need a bit of your positivity at this moment. love you, Jesse ❤️

  • @KeyToSaraBe
    @KeyToSaraBe 4 роки тому

    Please do this again! Love this!

  • @almond6658
    @almond6658 4 роки тому +7

    I miss when you used to say Bye-chu. It rolls of the tongue well.

  • @bellenoire3813
    @bellenoire3813 4 роки тому +3

    Wow this is actually really creative
    Good job jesse

  • @1ursoftgothgf1
    @1ursoftgothgf1 4 роки тому +1

    how are you so creative? like this editing style. we stan.

  • @zahrahalcyon3654
    @zahrahalcyon3654 4 роки тому +1

    This is such an original idea!!! I love this 😍😍😍

  • @s.o.sullivan
    @s.o.sullivan 4 роки тому +5

    PLOT TWIST: your daughter who you sent off to Assassin academy joins your killers cult and gets them the truck that she uses to kill you when Josephine finds out she sets off in search of your long lost daughter and comes across Lucy in her bear on one of their assassin-Esque missions Josephine and your daughter get into an argument and your daughter Lucy ends up killing Josephine after she injured her bear. the bear passes away and Lucy mourns it more than she mourns you. you become reincarnated as a small polar bear cub yourself. still having all of your memories from your human life you train with Lucy and once your murderer invites lucy back to her headquarters you kill your killer. Lucy finally realizes what she has done and who you are and flees the U.S. where she grew up and finds herself in Alaska with an abandoned child whose parents were the cult leader and some random person she hooked up with on the streets. as the remains of the cult search for Lucy, she suffers through her PTSD and raises the small child named (your choice) with you still as the bear by her side trying to be the comfort your daughter needed when you sent her off to boarding school.
    Once the child grows older it meets a small cat which turns out to be a tiger cub of a poachers prize animal which he kept inc captivity the young child has your daughter's quick temper and runs away to kill its friend's mothers captor when you realize the cub is Josephine trying to help her adopted grandson have a friend even if it means following his adopted mothers footsteps. Josephine does not realize who you are however and when Lucy comes after her son with you when he sets off to kill the poacher Josephine kills Lucy in revenge and you in just a strange urge for bloodshed. Your wife Josephine was an old retired Assasin herself and had helped the killer find you and that is why she had been eager to send Lucy to an Assasin school. She had been forced to accept your proposal and have a daughter with you.
    If you read this far thank you!!! I just felt like this would be a funny wraparound way to see all the weird possibilities that happened in this video come to a quick end

  • @kati5243
    @kati5243 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for this cool vid. I laughed so much 😂

  • @aestover91
    @aestover91 4 роки тому

    Idk why, but of all your videos, this is the one that made me pause in the middle and take a moment to appreciate your editing skills. Entertaining and flashy, but not distracting; it's like the manifestation of your reader soul or something.

  • @arianagee573
    @arianagee573 4 роки тому

    This video had me laughing so much I love it! I'm so happy you decided to do this thank you!!!

  • @americanchic1101
    @americanchic1101 4 роки тому +6

    "God f*cking dammit" lol it's from Red, white, and royal blue.

  • @nojamsandnofun7406
    @nojamsandnofun7406 4 роки тому +8

    This is a really cool challenge! ❤️😂

    • @jessethereader
      @jessethereader  4 роки тому +2

      thanks!! it's pretty weird, but WHAT'S NEW WITH ME??

  • @faithhammond10
    @faithhammond10 4 роки тому

    Really enjoyed this. Thanks Jesse!

  • @lils2549
    @lils2549 4 роки тому

    This is so creative I love it!! ❤

  • @booklover0577
    @booklover0577 4 роки тому +40

    Clicked so fast i didn't even see the title. The movie title would be the omega god was heavy

    • @jessethereader
      @jessethereader  4 роки тому +2

      you didn't miss much with the title. it's pretty generic.

    • @nash1806
      @nash1806 4 роки тому +4

      @@jessethereader like your life.....................

  • @abbithescientist7181
    @abbithescientist7181 4 роки тому +6

    "What are they jabbering about? Do they really have a lot of energy?"
    All questions I would ask

  • @nicolephoebee
    @nicolephoebee 4 роки тому

    This is so creative!! I love it😌

  • @greerpatterson9752
    @greerpatterson9752 4 роки тому

    I haven't even finished this and I love this really needs to be a huge thing!!

  • @andihiller5395
    @andihiller5395 4 роки тому +8

    your movie title is: "Is he... himself?" -Wings of Fire (the hive queen)

  • @samwael5293
    @samwael5293 4 роки тому +19

    Lucy. Lila. Grandma Josephine. Jesse. John
    No one:
    Jesse: Ya basic

  • @landscapesofink
    @landscapesofink 3 роки тому

    This video is just so hilarious and just what I needed in my life

  • @fireheart9241
    @fireheart9241 4 роки тому

    This challenge is AMAZING I’m so glad you created this ❤️ John is just a normal guy, living a normal life, surrounded by amazing people

  • @Willowswirl
    @Willowswirl 4 роки тому +3

    I basically never laugh out loud while watching youtube but this video did :D

  • @showjumpingpeggy2340
    @showjumpingpeggy2340 4 роки тому +3

    OMG!! Jesse this video was so good! I played along with you and my story was very interesting ! The title of the movie for me would be The Wind was Blowing Through A Bubble. Why not? 😅 Would love to see more videos like this 👍

  • @clairewhiteman9454
    @clairewhiteman9454 4 роки тому

    This was a beautiful video!!!!

  • @PyxisCos
    @PyxisCos 4 роки тому

    Well done John 👍
    Leaving a hole in the Metaverse

  • @hope.1916
    @hope.1916 4 роки тому +4

    He is my favorite UA-camr in the whole entire world😆

  • @gingered_pierce
    @gingered_pierce 4 роки тому +5

    The movie would be called 'Snowbound Settelment."
    The book I used was, Fire Star by D'Lacey. #3. In the Last Dragon Chronicles.

  • @Simplybookdreams88
    @Simplybookdreams88 4 роки тому

    I thought this was GREAT!!! You made me laugh out loud multiple times. Thanks for the good time!

  • @CassTeaElle
    @CassTeaElle 4 роки тому +1

    "Jabbering Ball of Energy" is basically what Jesse's channel should be called anyway. It's pretty spot on. 😂