The irony of Jackie Chiles being played by an actor named Philip Morris, coincidentally the name of the biggest tobacco company in America at the time (they're Altria now).
@@farisalikhan6563 in the inside look for this episode, Morris said that because of that very name thing, the line “I’ve been wanting a piece of them for years” was a line that he meant with all his heart and didn’t have to act for.
That's what why it will always be the greatest show. You just don't find writing with line afyer line of pure genius! In a 5min clip it showed countless lines that are priceless! "The most public yet, of my many humiliations!" 😂
"We're prepared to offer you all the free coffee you want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, Plus..... KRAMER: (Interrupting) I'LL TAKE IT!!
@@JanetStarChild Well that take is just preposterous, ludicrous, atrocious, callous, pompous & down right reprehensible to even think that of esteemed, enlightened & dare I say transcended smokers is a smear on our good name! I say good day to you Ma'am. I said good day! 😂😂😂
@@JanetStarChild crackheads rob and kill people and cost taxpayers a shitload of money. smokers are harmless to other people except those who live under the same roof and get 2nd hand smoke.
kramer asks an interesting question at the start of the video. 'why does radio shack ask for your address when you buy batteries?'. its actually a real thing, anyone old enough to remember when radio shack existed will relate to. the answer is simple, the ATF & FBI 'asked' radio shack to get some type of identifying info when people bought things, and the reason is super simple, bomb makers often used radio shack to buy atleast some components of their devices. so, it resulted in us being asked our name & address when buying anything at radio shack.
I remember the days going to my grandparents and sitting around the table for morning breakfast in a cloud of smoke and family members chewing food while they were smoking.
Rugged? The man’s a goblin! 🤣
😅
Genius writing
@@Side_show_The delivery too!
LOL! Always cracked up at that bit.
@@frostedicepharoah7723 who could love me
"Jackie's cashing in on your retched disfigurement!" My favorite line from this episode.
“The man’s a goblin” 😂 is right up there too.
Also „I‘m hideous, don‘t look at me“
Wretched
I liked 'bt the time this case goes to trial he will be nothing more than a shrunken head'
@@jkadoodledamn. I was hoping to make this correction but you beat me to it
"You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people" - Jerry Seinfeld
*your people
" you're tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak" 🤣
"horrible, twisted freak"
Look at him, his a Goblin! 😂😂
“Who could love me?”
@@FOXZILLA5734 Kramer’s reaction when the woman compliments him is drop-dead hilarious.
@@12classics39 I know. Especially when he attempts to smile 😂
The bloopers of “what happened to your face, it’s all that smoke!” are hilarious. Jerry can’t even keep it together.
Side splitting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kramer: Look away I’m hideous. 😢
Jerry:🤣
Watch at the end of scene. He can barely hold it together
The interesting thing is how Kramer didn't see it before himself. Makes me think he doesn't have a mirror in that apartment of his …
@@voicirayhe moved all the mirrors out to put in stairs, which he never got around to installing! 😂
"Rugged? The man's a goblin!"
Who could love me
"This is the most public yet of my many humiliations"
😆😂🤭
😂
Kramers reaction to the tobacco womans rugged masculine comment is perfection
“Your face .. is my case” 😂😂
Even in the final cut Jerry can barely keep the face half straight 😂
They did lots of takes to get through this scene.
Have you ever listen to Pink Floyd's The Final Cut?
They probably ran out of film and had to edit his best take
2:32 “Look away, I’m…..I’m hideous!”
I felt sorry for Kramer 😂😂
The man makes his own misery.
Sooo many great lines in this storyline. “This is most public yet of my many humiliations” 😂 is the one I always miss
“ by the time this gets to trial he’ll be nothing but a shrunken head!!”
Your face is my case 😂
Jackie has some of the greatest lines
And he's probably intelligent enough to know how to use punctuation.🤡🦤🦧
Everybody underestimates how patient Jerry was for having a smoker's lounge right next door.
Goes with the territory living next to Kramer. He's always doing something, so Jerry probably doesn't have the energy for it anymore.
Jerry’s cadence gets me every time. That high pitched exasperation lol.
The irony of Jackie Chiles being played by an actor named Philip Morris, coincidentally the name of the biggest tobacco company in America at the time (they're Altria now).
@@farisalikhan6563 in the inside look for this episode, Morris said that because of that very name thing, the line “I’ve been wanting a piece of them for years” was a line that he meant with all his heart and didn’t have to act for.
"Who could love me?"
every line in this clip is quotable
That's what why it will always be the greatest show. You just don't find writing with line afyer line of pure genius! In a 5min clip it showed countless lines that are priceless! "The most public yet, of my many humiliations!" 😂
The lady almost broke behind that line
"Tobacco company? I been wanting a piece of them for years" what lawyers think about 😄
"Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" LOL....
"Its my allure my...my Twinkle " 🤣🤣🤣
"By the time this case goes to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head!!"😂😂😂
George might have been a great hand model, but Kramer managed to become the Malboro Cowboy and model for Calvin Klein
Everything Kramer does ultimately leads to Jackie sueing someone and then fumbling 😂😂😂
"This is the most public yet of my many humiliations."
You brought me nothing but a mountain of misfortune and humiliation.. now get out!
That head bob when he says "no, look away, im hideous" is GENIUS
I still laugh out loud at that lune 😂😂
"Look away. I'm hideous." That gets me every time.
When you watch the bloopers, Michael does different takes. This was by far the best.
The lawyer is hilarious lol😅
“It looks like an old catcher’s mitt” lmaooooo
"We're prepared to offer you all the free coffee you want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, Plus.....
KRAMER: (Interrupting) I'LL TAKE IT!!
😂😂
Kramer wearing a smoking jacket!! 😂😂
"They kicked you out too?"
25 years off the air and still more on point than any show on tv right now. Bravo Seinfeld, bravo.
That was Kyle Gas from Tenacious D!
"Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak!"
- Jackie Chiles
“Hey Jackie you think we have a case”? Your face is my case!
I’ve seen my mom cry from laughter two times in my life , the what happened to your face scene and borat , both legendary comedic performances lmao 😂
“Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.” One of the best lines of the entire show.
"Who could love me?" 😂
That and “The man’s a goblin.”
Larry was an underrated side character. That dude did not play. 😁😁
Kramer: just because someone is a smoker, it doesn't mean they're not a human being.
Jerry: it doesn't?
Kramer is the real Marlboro boi 😂😂😂
This show "ROCKS!!!" I COULD SIT AND WATCH THESE OVER AND OVER AND ENJOY THEM NO MATTER WHAT !😊😊😊😊😊
I remember when the no smoking laws came about. It was like the world was ending for some and a breath of fresh air for others.
Smokers are not much better than crackheads; and in some ways, even worst.
@@JanetStarChild This take is Absurd, Irrational, Ridiculous.
I tried to do a Jackie Chiles line, but I can't. Why bother perfection?
@@JanetStarChild Well that take is just preposterous, ludicrous, atrocious, callous, pompous & down right reprehensible to even think that of esteemed, enlightened & dare I say transcended smokers is a smear on our good name!
I say good day to you Ma'am.
I said good day! 😂😂😂
@@JanetStarChild crackheads rob and kill people and cost taxpayers a shitload of money.
smokers are harmless to other people except those who live under the same roof and get 2nd hand smoke.
Kramer : break da law 😂😂
LOOK AWAY, I'M HIDEOUS!!!
"Yo face" is my case.😂
2:33 look away, I'm hideous
"My vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent!"
If you want to study on the adjectives, Jackie is the right person. He uses them three by three 😅
“Someone had to” haha typical Kramer mentality.
There must have been a public warning not to represent Kramer in legal matters. 😂
Everytime i see my coworkers shootin' the 💩i always use the Jackie Chiles line Who told you to have a pow wow? I didn't tell you to have a pow wow 😂
I always remember this episode. "Your face looks like a catcher's mitt!"
Kramer is the snoop Dogg seth rogen and wiz Khalifa combined when it comes to cigars especially Cuban 😂😂
Forget about Jerry struggling not to crack... hth did Michael Richards keep such a straight face
I like the guy that walks behind the moving cab, like it is parked.
Jerry "What have you got in there a smokers lounge? Kramer " oh yeah, they come in once... it's like they're addicted!"
“They come in once it’s like they’re addicted”
Hilarious within the first two seconds with that RadioShack line 😂😂😂
I love the connection that the actor playing Jackie Chiles is called Phil Morris and their suing a tobacco company
Too many great lines in this to name... And when you think about the time it was set in... Brilliant writing!
0:32 Its Kyle Gass
Was just about to post the same thing haha
'' So you're a victim and now your face is Salow, Unattractive, Disgusting '' 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The man's a goblin." The delivery of that line is perfect
Kramer's face at 3:57 XD
Man is a freaking legend 😂
Jackie Chiles throws 101mph every single scene he is in
Kramer is a man of class
“Rugged? The man’s a goblin!” 4:01
Gets me every time! 😂😂😂
I love Kramer, he’s got the kavorka😂
"Are you kidding me, the man's a goblin"..
Is a statement that Jackie Chiles would have made IF they took the tobacco companies to court! Lol
🚬 🚭
that manager is hilarious. every line he delivered on the show was so intense
Larry was always so cool and intimidating. "If you boys....cannot control yourselves....." 😀
I love him. So funny -- and tough!
@@grawakendream8980 I love the way he growls “it bothers people” and then adds with a fake smile “AND IT’S AGAINST THE LAW.” 😁
@@12classics39 he's great
Yes, Larry is an underrated side character.
What did you expect?!
Idk, emphysema, birth defects... NOT THIS!
😂🤣
....my face is my LIFE! 😂😂
Fyi, Jakcie's real name is Philip Morris! Let that sink in!
Jerry: You’ve experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours what did you expect?😧
Kramer: emphysema, birth defects, CaNcEr!!!😱
But not this!
"We had a little pow wow."
"A pow wow? Who told you, you can have a pow wow? I didn't tell you, you could have a pow wow!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Who told you to make a pow wow 😂
smoking is a very dangerous habit
So is not being intelligent enough to know how to use punctuation & capital letters.🤡🦤🦧
The non-filter section, in case anyone was wondering, is over by the chicken wire
Did he have smokers in the hot tub? Was it cold in there like Sweden? SWEEEEE DEN. 😀
Rugged? The man is a goblin.
Love the attention to detail!
Nicotine stained fingers at 1:56
Smoking is so bad for you it even harms the people around you.
"My face is my livelihood"-Kramer😬
What a crazy thing
This man IS just a fool
The BEST show i've ever seen
Is that Kyle Gas? 0:39
Yes it is
Jackie Chiles is phenomenal.
The greatest comedy show ,it doesn't matter how many times you see them it's still funny!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:31 rare Kyle Gass sighting
Every time I watch this episode I always think of the bloopers
Jackie lmao soooo funny
Just because a person is a smoker doesn’t mean he’s not a human being.. it doesn’t
“The man’s a goblin”! ROFL
kramer asks an interesting question at the start of the video. 'why does radio shack ask for your address when you buy batteries?'. its actually a real thing, anyone old enough to remember when radio shack existed will relate to. the answer is simple, the ATF & FBI 'asked' radio shack to get some type of identifying info when people bought things, and the reason is super simple, bomb makers often used radio shack to buy atleast some components of their devices. so, it resulted in us being asked our name & address when buying anything at radio shack.
W H O C O U L D L O V E M E
😂😂😂
I remember the days going to my grandparents and sitting around the table for morning breakfast in a cloud of smoke and family members chewing food while they were smoking.
My allure, my twinkle lmao!
Should of had Kramer win a bunch of money to explain how he pays bills other then his horse racing win.
Well what did you expect? BIRTH DEFECTS😂
Kramer was iconic.
Kramer 🤣
So many good lines here
Great episode
I love Jerry's apathetic "alright"
It is those subtle nuances that made this show the best ever.
I remember when you could smoke anywhere you wanted., in restaurants and bars, stores, on busses and trains and even right in your seat at the movies!
1:04 you can confine them