The Bonfire - Hey Tex

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  • 05-16-2019
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  • @mikewhipkey6863
    @mikewhipkey6863 2 роки тому +52

    Brendan is a Comedy sponge he just absorbs all of the humor and makes things that should be hilarious just mildly amusing

  • @MichaelZoidberg
    @MichaelZoidberg 3 роки тому +120

    I love how Brendan repeats his "quips" 2 or more times. It's the same thing I do when my girlfriend doesn't laugh at my joke the first time

    • @theleastbannedman
      @theleastbannedman 2 роки тому +17

      i guess we’re all professional comedians if Schaub is one

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 роки тому

      @@theleastbannedman There have been warcrimes committed that are funnier than that dunces comedy specials.

    • @ryanhartman5744
      @ryanhartman5744 3 місяці тому

      I don't mind him as a fan I prefer him as a clueless fan

    • @Conda17
      @Conda17 Місяць тому

      “Girlfriend”……

  • @rodney7793
    @rodney7793 3 роки тому +80

    Surprised no one has said he looks like 1998 Jim Ross

    • @masediggity
      @masediggity 3 роки тому +9

      Looks nothing like Dusty, but absolutely looks exactly like Good Ole JR

    • @Ebessan
      @Ebessan 3 роки тому +3

      He reads to me as Star Wars Kid dressing as Jim Ross. The Good ‘Ol JR Drip 💦

    • @Rhlgull1331
      @Rhlgull1331 3 роки тому +9

      I only clicked because I thought it was Jim Ross boom boom

    • @skallagrimm6226
      @skallagrimm6226 3 роки тому +2

      @@masediggity Literally the thumbnail was the reason i clicked on this

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 роки тому +2

      BAH GAWD, HE HAS BROKEN THAT KITCHEN STOOL IN HALF!!!!

  • @Jarxia
    @Jarxia 3 роки тому +110

    I never knew we had the displeasure of having Slob on the Bonfire. Great guy, never met him

    • @jb1996BLOP
      @jb1996BLOP 3 роки тому +9

      Should have know there were cats in here

    • @DastardlyBrute1
      @DastardlyBrute1 3 роки тому +6

      For real, was psyched until I heard MushMouth Slob B

    • @dgwdgw3693
      @dgwdgw3693 2 роки тому +3

      It’s so cool and fun to make fun of him because every else does too right?!!

    • @BonghitTransplants
      @BonghitTransplants 7 місяців тому

      He's not gonna fuck you​@@dgwdgw3693

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 6 місяців тому

      @@dgwdgw3693they even have a cool name for their group! They’re one step away from building shrines of him. It’s kinda sad,really

  • @Chomper165
    @Chomper165 3 роки тому +193

    When Schaub is with comics it's like when a fan is in studio, he is lost around actually funny people.

    • @BeeHash
      @BeeHash 3 роки тому +1

      Naw give him more credit than that. He can chop it up with the best of him. Hell he just spent years literally doing it.

    • @yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092
      @yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092 2 роки тому +21

      @@BeeHash Nah.

    • @jon1039
      @jon1039 2 роки тому +4

      @@BeeHash jay(b brother) nah…

    • @untouch42
      @untouch42 2 роки тому

      He can punch up well. By himself he's useless.

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones 2 роки тому +3

      Each brandon just kills most jokes to death

  • @cyberspace667
    @cyberspace667 3 роки тому +33

    So nice of the boys to make this CTE football players Make A Wish dream of riffing in the big leagues come true

  • @GeidiPrimeTime
    @GeidiPrimeTime 3 роки тому +15

    🎶1 of these things is not like the ooothers"🎶

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 3 роки тому +20

    8:37 brendum jumping on a joke with nothing to add...classic shlub.

  • @Mostly.Peaceful
    @Mostly.Peaceful 3 роки тому +20

    Schaub’s the Flavor Flav of podcasts
    All hype…zero bars

    • @MelloraFraggle
      @MelloraFraggle 3 роки тому

      Please change your name to greta fatberg no offense to you it just suits your profile picture

  • @E.Humperdinck
    @E.Humperdinck 3 роки тому +29

    I'm on a binge of these Bonfire Videos. They're hilarious. Thanks for making them.

    • @whateveritwasitis
      @whateveritwasitis Рік тому

      check out the corey feldmens', they are HILIRIOUS and theres hours and hours of material.

  • @fancyrat86
    @fancyrat86 3 роки тому +10

    This is is just what I need for my commute home after a crummy day!

  • @quinnkuenzi7837
    @quinnkuenzi7837 2 роки тому +7

    Jay's high pitched disguised girl voice always makes me laugh so hard lmao

    • @BeatJunkie-mq1tc
      @BeatJunkie-mq1tc 2 роки тому

      I wish they'd do more htcap ones, that Jeff Sokul one they did had me nearly dying at work. This one is funny as hell too
      "I wanted to be Chief Wiggum!"

    • @raykobialka6666
      @raykobialka6666 10 місяців тому

      Yeah, makes me hard too. I mean laugh hard, laugh hard! Shit!!

  • @RSauce24
    @RSauce24 3 роки тому +7

    If only the guy was wearing one of those airbrushed looking wolf shirts where its like a wolf, the moon, and a wolf head. Life touch style...

  • @xdeejayjones
    @xdeejayjones Рік тому +2

    “He’s probably propping himself up on the counter” underrated throw away

  • @ive3336
    @ive3336 3 роки тому +5

    bro I love how they're like nearly 5 minutes in and the guy hasn't even made it through the door yet XD

  • @tcf5361
    @tcf5361 3 роки тому +51

    Listening to Brandon talk about spectrum people is... muah

  • @McCandlessMike
    @McCandlessMike 3 роки тому +14

    One of their greatest tangents ever. Shout out to Crackle Lee Crackle

  • @jamesmelton8993
    @jamesmelton8993 3 роки тому +33

    The end was the best. You’re a legend.

    • @jamesmelton8993
      @jamesmelton8993 3 роки тому +4

      Amendment…Schaub just saved a few kids from a fatality car crash, so I recognize how bad ass that is. But still….damn 😂

    • @ck2394
      @ck2394 3 роки тому +3

      @@jamesmelton8993 his wife was super cool about it too, dead parent in the front little kids trapped in the back?
      "Dont pull over" - Joanna schlub.

    • @timjespersen3605
      @timjespersen3605 3 роки тому +1

      @@ck2394 nice of him to mention that.

    • @timjespersen3605
      @timjespersen3605 3 роки тому +3

      @@jamesmelton8993 He is still the worst.

  • @AwkwardLoser
    @AwkwardLoser 3 роки тому +12

    This guy made me weak, everything about him was a treat the size 50” waist jeans the hat the whole thing.

    • @Chromeize
      @Chromeize 2 роки тому +2

      It's just sooo much denim 😬 even the back pockets are like floating in a ocean of denim.

  • @KnightforJesus
    @KnightforJesus 3 роки тому +21

    I GUESS CRACK LEE IS BACK AT IT

    • @cvandy2252
      @cvandy2252 3 роки тому +4

      Love to see it, gotta protect this legend from the commies.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, he likes to disappear for a while, then he comes back and gets us a bunch of great stuff to make up for lost time.
      ......oh my god...Crack Lee IS Gary...GARY..IS CRACK LEE!!!!!!

  • @VynylFantasy
    @VynylFantasy 9 місяців тому +4

    Brendan, YOU’re on the SPECTRUM!!

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 2 місяці тому

      The pot calls the kettle black

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685 10 місяців тому +2

    I can't stop watching this. It's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 8 місяців тому

      lemonparty podcast covered this too shit was fucking hilarious

    • @greg1685
      @greg1685 8 місяців тому

      @@naylik2562 Haven't heard of them but gonna give it a listen asap if they cover this gold

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 3 роки тому +39

    schlub is laughing even though he doesnt know who dusty rhodes is

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 4 місяці тому

    I've got Boogie Nights on in the background while watching this and just watched Scotty J. That one got me good lol.

  • @ohnofawkitsme4263
    @ohnofawkitsme4263 3 роки тому +10

    Thank god you edited Shaub out

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 роки тому +6

    Damn was gunna listen to this until I heard Slobs voice

  • @ladedade23Blunticus
    @ladedade23Blunticus 3 роки тому +3

    For a split second the thumb nail looked like Chris Hanson walking Jim Ross in.

  • @whatchildhood
    @whatchildhood 3 роки тому +12

    Brendan schaub is a [redacted]

  • @bradleyduron8137
    @bradleyduron8137 3 роки тому +2

    What the fuck? I was JUST listening to this episode.... I think Lee and I mind-melded at some point

  • @tcorm1057
    @tcorm1057 3 роки тому +7

    Thanks Crack! That was the fix I needed.

  • @GahMorninJulia
    @GahMorninJulia Рік тому +1

    He looks like he shows up to parties with an expensive bottle of BBQ sauce.

  • @nathanmamo3970
    @nathanmamo3970 2 роки тому +1

    If I know anything about us Campers, it's that we'd all gladly hate-watch a clip with B.S. on it. Having him in the (recorded) company of Soder/BJ level wit is what I live for! This was great.

  • @smg7187
    @smg7187 3 роки тому +5

    Anyone noticed its Anthony cumia at the beginning! 😂

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 7 місяців тому

      He did a sketch with Chris Hanson at the compound

  • @LTLMedia
    @LTLMedia 2 роки тому +3

    Tex went from The Undertaker to Jim Ross in 2.5 seconds.

  • @batknuckles813
    @batknuckles813 3 роки тому +5

    Shaub added nothing as usual.

  • @neebus1209
    @neebus1209 2 роки тому +5

    Brendan Schaub made this clip unwatchable

  • @nolanduarte
    @nolanduarte 3 роки тому +6

    Schuab is one of these guys, so is callen, so is Bobby lee.

    • @MRmanbearpig1993
      @MRmanbearpig1993 3 роки тому +2

      What a kid diddler? I think Theo is forsure like without a doubt it's all that on his mind ever

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 3 роки тому +5

    Oh, my!! How sweet is the silence is everytime brendums jokes bomb! Hahahaha

  • @tomsevcik1792
    @tomsevcik1792 10 місяців тому

    I love at the end Ari says yes and shakes his head a bit during it hahaha.

  • @chimchimchow
    @chimchimchow 3 роки тому +7

    Ok you got me at the end, nice edit my man

  • @WillyOrca
    @WillyOrca 2 роки тому +4

    7:08 proves that Schaub is 100% Rogan's fault. He was only ever supposed to be the "guy who was in the UFC that does Podcasts sometimes". He's capable of being funny, but when you package him as a "comedian", you're doing everyone (including him) a giant disservice.

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 2 роки тому +1

      West coast comedians are less funnier when people blow smoke up their ass and are given a small inkling.

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 8 місяців тому

      He is INCAPABLE of being funny. He’s the worse: he makes bert sound like an actual stand up

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 3 роки тому +4

    Why is he wearing the Undertaker's ring entrance attire to what he thinks is a hook-up??

  • @ZMB-on5ub
    @ZMB-on5ub 3 роки тому +2

    Kinda reminds me of Eugene breaking down to tears on The Walking Dead.

  • @stash.
    @stash. Рік тому +1

    14:00 The stool leather springed like a strained slinky

  • @buckwilliams4570
    @buckwilliams4570 2 місяці тому

    looking back, Swab actually killed it as a guest on bonfire.

  • @Tim_Tuesday
    @Tim_Tuesday 3 роки тому +7

    Thank you for the serotonin

  • @BeerChucker
    @BeerChucker 10 місяців тому +1

    John Popper at it again

  • @OxRockwell
    @OxRockwell 7 місяців тому

    Ending clip was icing on the cake 🤣

  • @thornie123
    @thornie123 3 роки тому +1

    Finally! I was wanting to see them discuss this episode

  • @dolemitefuthamucka
    @dolemitefuthamucka 3 роки тому +15

    its insane how out of his league brendon is.

  • @ChoppedGlockShogun
    @ChoppedGlockShogun 9 місяців тому

    Laughed so hard when this aired. Classic Bonfire. I might add, however, "Lemon Party's" take down of this guy (Vincent D'ambrosio) is right up there as well.

  • @nicky_bobby92
    @nicky_bobby92 3 роки тому +2

    Lee your edits are legen…. Wait for it dary

  • @3ShotTGK
    @3ShotTGK 2 роки тому +1

    Seeing the comments before listening, and knowing the audio that came out...Schaub beatings are never going to stop anytime soon

  • @Cloneofaclone
    @Cloneofaclone 3 роки тому +1

    I want that at the end of ever video ever

  • @douggieharrison6913
    @douggieharrison6913 9 місяців тому

    "Guy is built like a walmart greeter" omfg lol that was as good when he said Aaron Carter's mom was built like a jug of hooch

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen Рік тому +1

    Who tf said “this guy does a convincing Dusty”????

  • @Pacebeats
    @Pacebeats 3 роки тому +6

    the end was great.

  • @pl3xify
    @pl3xify Рік тому +1

    I've never heard Big Jay or Dan ignore someone this much. Like even if a guest is a dud they still try to work with it, not this time.

  • @JoeLewis14
    @JoeLewis14 2 роки тому +1

    Schaub would ask the decoy to, "wag," him to his, "trug."

  • @ohno7718
    @ohno7718 2 роки тому +1

    I was so excited to click on this and then I heard brendan schaub...

  • @lukehale9085
    @lukehale9085 3 роки тому +41

    This is hilarious. Dan and Jay kill. Did Shaub get a genuine laugh from anyone at any point?.....no

  • @chimchimchow
    @chimchimchow 3 роки тому +59

    Seriously Schlob does nothing but parrot what other actual comedians say, he’s the absolute worst, good thing he doesn’t read cawlmnets.

    • @ZMB-on5ub
      @ZMB-on5ub 3 роки тому +7

      Ya turns out you can put any type of meat in the Dan/Jay sandwich and it won't taste like complete shit though.

    • @nolanduarte
      @nolanduarte 3 роки тому +3

      You know hes a teen toucher too.

    • @BayMacDre415
      @BayMacDre415 3 роки тому

      I mean he's not anywhere as close to as bad as Jimmy Fallon or anything... every now and then he's got some funny content.

    • @BayMacDre415
      @BayMacDre415 3 роки тому

      at 10:39 his joke "I don't like to hug either" was pretty hilarious.

    • @BuffaloBack
      @BuffaloBack 3 роки тому +1

      Is his defense.. not many can keep up with Jay and dan

  • @grandpacreampie
    @grandpacreampie 3 місяці тому

    He actually looks like the guy Ed Ferrara who did the Jim Ross impersonation in WCW

  • @garrettjohnson97
    @garrettjohnson97 11 місяців тому +1

    The sad part is Brandon doesn’t get the blues traveler jokes

  • @curtischisom9974
    @curtischisom9974 3 роки тому +3

    Hey Tex how ya doing

  • @100100toxic
    @100100toxic 3 роки тому +12

    What's up Lee you got a patreon would love to support you

    • @Jarxia
      @Jarxia 3 роки тому +1

      Totally worth making one

    • @ck2394
      @ck2394 3 роки тому +4

      Crack Lee is firmly against financial prosperity.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 роки тому +5

      He's personally spoken to Jay and Dan. Any profiting off of The Bonfire would get him into legal trouble with Sirius.

    • @pwfortner
      @pwfortner 3 роки тому

      I’d sign up. You earned it Lee

  • @michaelboyd683
    @michaelboyd683 3 роки тому +2

    How did no one make a Mike bochetti joke

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 3 роки тому +4

    Brendum shlob is not using his drool cup anymore and I think that is great! Never have him back, bonfire!

  • @superfarful
    @superfarful 2 роки тому +1

    The Jon Popper when he was walking to the door made me laugh out loud uncontrollably

  • @aresgodaware0369
    @aresgodaware0369 3 роки тому +1

    Thats our thing "air hugs" hahaha

  • @FiddelCastro
    @FiddelCastro 3 роки тому +1

    I love this channel

  • @ericdillon5512
    @ericdillon5512 Рік тому +1

    8:16 great line by Jay

  • @MrGMovieReviews
    @MrGMovieReviews 8 місяців тому

    I went to school with this guy lmfao

  • @rickylafleur1446
    @rickylafleur1446 2 роки тому

    thanks for putting the end clip in lol

  • @stash.
    @stash. Рік тому +1

    Brendan&Feldog making fun of other peoples dress senses

  • @CombatWombat-marsupial
    @CombatWombat-marsupial 2 роки тому +13

    Somehow Schab is still better than that squealing “let’s only talk about me” Kreicher

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 3 роки тому

    Thanks Holmes,!

  • @severalwhitespaces
    @severalwhitespaces 2 роки тому +1

    "Built like a Walmart greeter." First good laugh of the day.

  • @RhythmicReport
    @RhythmicReport 2 роки тому

    The end of this vid had me deaddd

  • @johnniejackson9794
    @johnniejackson9794 Рік тому +2

    SCHAUB YOUR OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

  • @lowlowseesee
    @lowlowseesee 8 місяців тому

    I don’t know who these two are I found them by accident. Thank you algorithm. They are too good

  • @michaelryan1597
    @michaelryan1597 3 роки тому +2

    He looks like a young Jim Ross

    • @lygerl5195
      @lygerl5195 3 роки тому +1

      That man had a family!

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 2 роки тому +1

    Ah rang dang doo.

  • @raykobialka6666
    @raykobialka6666 10 місяців тому

    "Air hugs"!!😂

  • @GatorsGunners
    @GatorsGunners Місяць тому

    Brendan such a butter-human

  • @ahdgrbfixg
    @ahdgrbfixg 9 місяців тому

    Never heard this one before 🥸

  • @p.a.8420
    @p.a.8420 3 роки тому +1

    Is that cumia in the beginning of the video

  • @gjmarkjesse1324
    @gjmarkjesse1324 2 роки тому +1

    Brenda Schaub is the only human to be born with CTE already.

    • @Monkeymoo1122
      @Monkeymoo1122 2 роки тому

      That is a goddamn good joke. You deserve more love.

  • @baalzebub5000
    @baalzebub5000 2 роки тому +1

    So you’re a Kirkland man. Lawl

  • @sirajaxl
    @sirajaxl Рік тому

    “Hi I’m Corey Feldman, Dateline NBC”.

  • @AZ-kr6ff
    @AZ-kr6ff 11 місяців тому +1

    @1:29 it's not "uh-oh", it's "eoops" 😂

  • @kingofthefountain3091
    @kingofthefountain3091 2 роки тому +1

    Damn...Ari was sweating worse than big Tex there at the end

  • @abuckeye26
    @abuckeye26 3 роки тому +1

    The screen grab looks like Jim Ross 😂

  • @_Schwartz
    @_Schwartz 2 роки тому +1

    Opie.... Brendan

  • @orionlegore3248
    @orionlegore3248 8 місяців тому

    That’s so funny how they had to just wrap up the episode by making fun of Brendon Shaub for a straight minute

  • @brightfalls6788
    @brightfalls6788 13 годин тому

    What about “Bris Grandson”?

  • @1N5OMN14K
    @1N5OMN14K 3 роки тому +1

    Who invited Shlub

  • @BillyBats773
    @BillyBats773 3 роки тому +1

    Hey that question at the end was what I sent Bobby when they were taking questions for the lie detector hahahahaha I’m blown away

  • @squidknee5490
    @squidknee5490 Рік тому

    "you're gonna lose so much weight in jail, bud"

  • @thomasthomas3750
    @thomasthomas3750 2 роки тому +1

    Air Hugs