"A London-based think tank, whose origins and funding we haven't looked into..." Brilliant satire which describes the situation better than the journalists who should be telling us who is pulling the strings behind the scenes.
@@stevioa9 re "If they're pulling the strings, then they are probably above the proscenium". Technically correct, a somewhat mixed metaphor, but surely the intent is clear.
I am sick of seeing those selfless and hardworking people in Parliament vilified yet again. Well done this unbiased news report that is courageous enough to tell the truth. Anybody would think our politicians are corrupt and self-serving the way people go on about them. Well, I have to go now as the nurse wants the crayon back.
Even the current Labour party want to sell their proudest achievement to the private sector with Wes Streeting on record as saying "I want to hold the door open to the private sector into the NHS". I bloody well despair as do most of my NHS colleagues.
Not just you and your colleagues. The NHS isn't 'fit for purpose' because the majority of politicians... who can afford private healthcare... don't really give a shit beyond the prospect of a vote
As an NHS worker I can truly say this is on point and not satire 😢 seriously, they are after dismantling it for profit, it’s already set up for it, (which is already a terrible management strategy), and I don’t think most people understand what they will loose 🤔 drop your NHS dentist, (if you have one), then see how much it costs 😞🌀
@@quantisedspace7047 care provided by an independent dentist at the expense of the state, like the GP’s, it’s a funding model, but the outcome is arguably the same, but if that’s the only criticism of my comment, then I’ll take that as a compliment,
Sadly real life is mirroring satire on this subject. Our local mental health trust has just spent a shed load of cash on private management consultants. 😡😡😡
That gentleman & random member of the public, wearing the cap looked strangely familiar. Anyway, I for one think the NHS should be completely privatised, even more than it presently is. That`s what a bloke in my local pub says, & he knows everything because he talks loud, fast & never thinks before opening his mouth. Nigel is his name, but he`s off to a jungle somewhere. Apparently it`s a popularity contest, that`s shown on television. Nigel will definitely win, because he`s such a wonderful guy who`s never wrong about anything ever.
Thankyou for another lovely story, about the truly lovely companies who serve all of the lovely people, at the end of another lovely week of loveliness👍
*THE DIGITIZED NHS RECORDS* are one of the most valuable assets in the world - they are worth billions and billions of €£$ ONLY the UK have 75 yrs records of everyone in the population from birth to death, from their eye colour to their case and age of death, their job, their location - you can even work out how RAIN affects cancer. This is a massively valuable national asset. Universities and the NHS could develop THE BEST AI DIAGNOSTICS IN THE WORLS and sell them to other countries. Please for the love of God don't tell me they have sold them off for pennies...?
don't worry, They haven't done something as stupid and corrupt as attempting to sell this valuable asset for pennies, they want to give it away for free.
if the 'they' you are referring too are the Tories, it's easier to summarise what they have really done, to very little good stuff, huge amounts of damaging bad stuff, whist lining the pockets of their donors and themselves direcly with public money or through legislation and policy decisions, I wouldn't probably have enough time left on earth to spend enough of it going into the details of how though . @@piccalillipit9211
I love the exotic backdrops that the reporter films in, it really showcases the beauty of Britain. Just out of interest, where was that industrial estate with the spiked fence?
I am a ibt sad that pre paid being converted into "FREE at the point of access" was not included in this piece. Its neurolinguistic programming by government to their partners in the media designed to reduce the perception that the NHS is ours and has value. Otherwise good sketch.
Actually as a former NHS clinician it served its purpose in 1946 but today it is totally abused. It will not survive as the UK's decline continues and if it's so good why does no other nation copy it?
Mothers Fury looking a bit dishevelled there. Has he been out with Michael Gove again on the Colombian Marching Powder? As ever chaps it would be even funnier if it wasn't so depressingly accurate.
Fantastic. Where do I invest? I am fully committed as I live overseas and sometimes visit the UK to buy your assets cheaply now that your wonderful Government have depressed your economy, well, what might be left after they stole the rest..
I am just recovering from watching this video news report. I was left in an almost catatonic state, looking glazed-eyed at the computer screen, mouth dropping open in a "WTF, is this real?" motion. Emotions ranging from desperation, to anger, to despondency, back to anger, then to violent action thoughts, then wonder, followed by despair and more anger. This is not parody, this is a direct copy, from the future, of the Daily Heil channel news on YT. I've seen these two people before. This is 30P Lee and Beast Gullis pretending to be a frontman and a journalist. Bloody great video. I must go and recover now. Cleaning the chest freezer should help.
privatize health and big pharma will have a field day. the Bill to the public will actually be billions times more and the tax payer or shall i say the state would still be paying especially for the cover of lower income earners or those who get caught out. its a ruin.
What you don't understand, if your mate in politics hands you a big wedge first, these private costs literally pay for themselves, with a little left over for a yacht or two.
Unfortunately, about to become reality. United Healthcare Alliance are the Actual overseers of NHS England. So, hierarchy goes - DHSC to United Healthcare to NHS England. They already have buyers for every sector of the NHS, and most likely, NHS Records goes to Foreign State or Military. It will be largely privatised before main everyday hospitals and immediate logistics ate remaining. All for pennies in the pound. This has been planned since Blair 1997, and has been rolling out ever since. If you want people to blame, then never vote Consetvative, Labour or LibDem
@@Demun1649 Tbh, I recommend a citizen revolution. Monarchy and Parliament fail in each mandated election and, along with Media & Police, no longer serve the interests of the British people. Call it controversial, but time is due and passing.
The truth hurts, especially if it is a colonoscopy done with a scalpel made from old tin cans without anaesthesia because your health insurance doesn't cover that.
There is no comprehensive, qualitative and quantitative empirical statistical research to show evidence that the public unanimously support the privatisation of NHS! More thorough research and objective surveys as well as over a longer period of time frame need to done to get a more representative empirical statistical evidence.
Management groups already run a dozen or more GP surgeries at a time, turning it into a franchise operation. GPs meanwhile, seem to be hoping for occupational health gigs (writing a report into why an employee shouldn’t get early retirement is the main staple there, with or without direct examination of said employee). Not a problem? They are after all businessmen/women, self-employed and not employed as staff by the NHS. The problem is, the GP you have, that you may ask for a rebuttal report if you re the employee in question, will not tell you they have a side-gig as an Occupational Health specialist. You are worth one lousy report for £250, probably in your lifetime. A gig as an OH specialist kicking lazy employees’ applications for early retirement to touch, might run into dozens of reports a year, at much better rates. What your GP does for the half-week he or she is not at your surgery, does concern you, believe me. Take care all.
More fact than fun in this one. Good work but I wish it would stir the Great British Public to get off their a#@$s and do something about it. I'm nostalgic for the days when I could bang a pan and feel I was contributing something worthwhile.
The problem is the powers that be and fund managers (if you like) have lobbied and funded both parties to be the same agenda so even voting changes nothing. We will only get change if we kick off like they did in Eastern Europe in the early 90's but if you look around Govts are aware of this, hence why the slow erorsion of rights and free speech.
I am not sure full privatisation is wise but quite honestly I am not opposed to privatisation to help improve services. The population is also getting wealthier so it may help to have the truly poor have such a service.
Say what? No, seriously, what? You do understand that the services are poor because they are being ruined deliberately, in order to be able to sell the NHS off for pennies on the pound, don't you? It's the way every privatisation has worked since Thatcher first started selling the UK off to the highest bidder in the early '80s. In the last 10 years, the NHS has gone from pretty much world beating (and 10 years ago the rot had already set in, this deliberate action has been ongoing since at least the days of MrTonyBlair) to one of the worst in Europe. This. Is. Deliberate. If you see Sid, tell him he's a twat.
Lets let the chinese buy the NHS, and then the people can pay for all GP appointments. This will allow the money to be transferred to large british contracting companies that deserve to be treated better ...
Oh hi, if you find this sort of impartial journalism helpful, you can support it at ko-fi.com/larryandpaul - thanks! x
"A London-based think tank, whose origins and funding we haven't looked into..." Brilliant satire which describes the situation better than the journalists who should be telling us who is pulling the strings behind the scenes.
If they're pulling the strings, then they are probably above the proscenium rather than behind, don't you think?
@@stevioa9 re "If they're pulling the strings, then they are probably above the proscenium". Technically correct, a somewhat mixed metaphor, but surely the intent is clear.
@@andrewcawdell Absolutely. You're up to date.
Well the answer is the media companies the journalists work for are pulling the strings, at least in part.
So close to reality, it's hard to tell if it's satire or not.
We could also privatise our water, so our rivers and coastal areas are properly fertilised.
I love how you capture the psychological nuances the mainstream media uses, and take the urinary tract excretion out of it. 🤣
Here’s an invoice of £4,700 for the cost of that Urinary Tract Extraction. You have 15 minutes to pay, or we’re declaring you bankrupt.
And in the UK, we have a urinary tract problem that manifests itself as trickle down economics.
@Alex-pr6zv that's just how the banking mafia Ponzi scheme was designed.... It's working as planned
if only this lovely story was just fiction.
Post Office, Covid, Hillsborough, Derry, aah that Litany!
"... for reasons." Brilliant!
Genius. It's like subtitles on a Tory speech on the NHS.
A real life horror story.
I am sick of seeing those selfless and hardworking people in Parliament vilified yet again. Well done this unbiased news report that is courageous enough to tell the truth. Anybody would think our politicians are corrupt and self-serving the way people go on about them. Well, I have to go now as the nurse wants the crayon back.
Even the current Labour party want to sell their proudest achievement to the private sector with Wes Streeting on record as saying "I want to hold the door open to the private sector into the NHS". I bloody well despair as do most of my NHS colleagues.
Not just you and your colleagues. The NHS isn't 'fit for purpose' because the majority of politicians... who can afford private healthcare... don't really give a shit beyond the prospect of a vote
Hitting the nail on the head!!
So, obviously I'm now racing straight to a Private clinic , to remove this nail from my head!!
Brilliant ❤😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As an NHS worker I can truly say this is on point and not satire 😢 seriously, they are after dismantling it for profit, it’s already set up for it, (which is already a terrible management strategy), and I don’t think most people understand what they will loose 🤔 drop your NHS dentist, (if you have one), then see how much it costs 😞🌀
What is an "NHS Dentist" ? Have the NHS diversificated into dentistry now?
@@quantisedspace7047 care provided by an independent dentist at the expense of the state, like the GP’s, it’s a funding model, but the outcome is arguably the same, but if that’s the only criticism of my comment, then I’ll take that as a compliment,
Sadly real life is mirroring satire on this subject.
Our local mental health trust has just spent a shed load of cash on private management consultants.
😡😡😡
That gentleman & random member of the public, wearing the cap looked strangely familiar. Anyway, I for one think the NHS should be completely privatised, even more than it presently is. That`s what a bloke in my local pub says, & he knows everything because he talks loud, fast & never thinks before opening his mouth. Nigel is his name, but he`s off to a jungle somewhere. Apparently it`s a popularity contest, that`s shown on television. Nigel will definitely win, because he`s such a wonderful guy who`s never wrong about anything ever.
The NHS should be privatised because we know how successful privatising the water industry was.
Brilliant guys. I give this one a nod.
... for reasons.
😂
Thankyou for another lovely story, about the truly lovely companies who serve all of the lovely people, at the end of another lovely week of loveliness👍
I was already laughing when the nodding started, then I had to pause it in case I spat my tea out
Personally, I don't think privatisation in the UK will ever happen, but what a lovely dream.... 😂😂
*THE DIGITIZED NHS RECORDS* are one of the most valuable assets in the world - they are worth billions and billions of €£$
ONLY the UK have 75 yrs records of everyone in the population from birth to death, from their eye colour to their case and age of death, their job, their location - you can even work out how RAIN affects cancer. This is a massively valuable national asset. Universities and the NHS could develop THE BEST AI DIAGNOSTICS IN THE WORLS and sell them to other countries.
Please for the love of God don't tell me they have sold them off for pennies...?
don't worry, They haven't done something as stupid and corrupt as attempting to sell this valuable asset for pennies, they want to give it away for free.
@@tonymcfeisty2478 - OK - I dont live in the Uk so what have they REALLY done, kidding aside???
if the 'they' you are referring too are the Tories, it's easier to summarise what they have really done, to very little good stuff, huge amounts of damaging bad stuff, whist lining the pockets of their donors and themselves direcly with public money or through legislation and policy decisions, I wouldn't probably have enough time left on earth to spend enough of it going into the details of how though . @@piccalillipit9211
@@piccalillipit9211sold it to Palentir
2:10 furiously nods agreement while mind drifts elsewhere 😂
Loved the "BBC stylie" nodding
Good one again. Satire is the best
I love the exotic backdrops that the reporter films in, it really showcases the beauty of Britain. Just out of interest, where was that industrial estate with the spiked fence?
Ummm, let’s say Nuneaton?
@@larryandpaulYou two should have had a Sandwich before you filmed that segment then.......🎶drrrrrr....ptish!🎶 (I hate myself).
@@larryandpaul Damn!... I thought it was Davos 😉
"Yes, but who makes all the money out of these data units....er...customers. What's that? You call them 'patients'? LOL. How quaint"
Service Users
I am a ibt sad that pre paid being converted into "FREE at the point of access" was not included in this piece. Its neurolinguistic programming by government to their partners in the media designed to reduce the perception that the NHS is ours and has value. Otherwise good sketch.
Fantastic thanks
This one hurt more than a rectal examination with an oily speculum.
Spot on lads, spot on.
Says who? What about asking the British Public for starters!😡
Subliminally stirring British indifference into Lemming-like compliance.
It would be laughable if it wasn't the future.
Why don't we privatise our government? Or if we already done that?
Brilliant!
So true!
2:10 We now have a live action Wallace and Gromit
Oily Speculum, running in the 4:30 at Chepstow.
Great video as always.
Great video as always... Nods ...
Actually as a former NHS clinician it served its purpose in 1946 but today it is totally abused. It will not survive as the UK's decline continues and if it's so good why does no other nation copy it?
A month in the US as a non rich person should cure that illness.
They probably want to charge an extra 2k for the speculum lube
Wes Streeting’s close friend interviewed there…
Mothers Fury looking a bit dishevelled there. Has he been out with Michael Gove again on the Colombian Marching Powder?
As ever chaps it would be even funnier if it wasn't so depressingly accurate.
Loving the noddies 🤣
Fantastic. Where do I invest? I am fully committed as I live overseas and sometimes visit the UK to buy your assets cheaply now that your wonderful Government have depressed your economy, well, what might be left after they stole the rest..
I’m weeping with laughter and disdain in equal measure. I’m going to post both a happy and weeping emoji to reinforce this. 😂😢
I am just recovering from watching this video news report. I was left in an almost catatonic state, looking glazed-eyed at the computer screen, mouth dropping open in a "WTF, is this real?" motion. Emotions ranging from desperation, to anger, to despondency, back to anger, then to violent action thoughts, then wonder, followed by despair and more anger. This is not parody, this is a direct copy, from the future, of the Daily Heil channel news on YT. I've seen these two people before. This is 30P Lee and Beast Gullis pretending to be a frontman and a journalist.
Bloody great video. I must go and recover now. Cleaning the chest freezer should help.
Finger on the pulse once again!😅
Thank you! Please share!
Oh yes the Think Tank🙄
Just been charged, 2 grand for a broken leg,, thats private health care for you,, PS thank god i didn't break the other one,,,
Americans le bike: Only 2000 pounds ? They wouldn't get an ambulance journey for that.
I don't think the pubilc supports privatisation of the NHS however
I have got to pay over 7 hundred pounds next week for a removal of a tooth its disgusting
If the tooth is that disgusting, I wouldn't wait a week. It needs to go now.
privatize health and big pharma will have a field day. the Bill to the public will actually be billions times more and the tax payer or shall i say the state would still be paying especially for the cover of lower income earners or those who get caught out. its a ruin.
Love this stuff.
Thanks! Please share!
What you don't understand, if your mate in politics hands you a big wedge first, these private costs literally pay for themselves, with a little left over for a yacht or two.
If only this wasn't so on the button
Hilariously and tragically accurate
Unfortunately, about to become reality. United Healthcare Alliance are the Actual overseers of NHS England. So, hierarchy goes - DHSC to United Healthcare to NHS England. They already have buyers for every sector of the NHS, and most likely, NHS Records goes to Foreign State or Military. It will be largely privatised before main everyday hospitals and immediate logistics ate remaining. All for pennies in the pound. This has been planned since Blair 1997, and has been rolling out ever since. If you want people to blame, then never vote Consetvative, Labour or LibDem
So, what party do you recommend will keep the NHS in the hands of public ownership?
@@Demun1649 Tbh, I recommend a citizen revolution. Monarchy and Parliament fail in each mandated election and, along with Media & Police, no longer serve the interests of the British people. Call it controversial, but time is due and passing.
Lovin' your reporter du jour Mad Bastard's hair style.
Oh, that is good.
Have you been taking nodding classes, they were 1st class!
Even this is better than what the Americans have to put up with.
Another great video, Ken. Keep it up, Bro.
Health is overrated anyway, much like school teaching.
The nhs has always been privatised at its core; GP practices are private companies. Look it up.
Unfortunately true.
Doubt this very much its only the rich that would say this the fact that ita a london based think tank says it all
Thank god this isn’t true.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love the video thar was ace 😂😂😂😂😂
Morning champs!
The truth hurts, especially if it is a colonoscopy done with a scalpel made from old tin cans without anaesthesia because your health insurance doesn't cover that.
btw lads, this is fuckin hilarious , beautifully done
I know it's a joke but don't forget the hundreds of thousands of US citizens who become bankrupt over health charges.
Yes. That's the point.
Indeed. It's not a joke. It's satire. And it's brilliantly done.
There is no comprehensive, qualitative and quantitative empirical statistical research to show evidence that the public unanimously support the privatisation of NHS! More thorough research and objective surveys as well as over a longer period of time frame need to done to get a more representative empirical statistical evidence.
Just to say. I don't know what to say.
Management groups already run a dozen or more GP surgeries at a time, turning it into a franchise operation. GPs meanwhile, seem to be hoping for occupational health gigs (writing a report into why an employee shouldn’t get early retirement is the main staple there, with or without direct examination of said employee). Not a problem? They are after all businessmen/women, self-employed and not employed as staff by the NHS. The problem is, the GP you have, that you may ask for a rebuttal report if you re the employee in question, will not tell you they have a side-gig as an Occupational Health specialist. You are worth one lousy report for £250, probably in your lifetime. A gig as an OH specialist kicking lazy employees’ applications for early retirement to touch, might run into dozens of reports a year, at much better rates. What your GP does for the half-week he or she is not at your surgery, does concern you, believe me. Take care all.
More fact than fun in this one. Good work but I wish it would stir the Great British Public to get off their a#@$s and do something about it.
I'm nostalgic for the days when I could bang a pan and feel I was contributing something worthwhile.
The problem is the powers that be and fund managers (if you like) have lobbied and funded both parties to be the same agenda so even voting changes nothing. We will only get change if we kick off like they did in Eastern Europe in the early 90's but if you look around Govts are aware of this, hence why the slow erorsion of rights and free speech.
@@jabezhane you're not wrong, system change (not climate change!) But this system has maintained itself for so long, they have alot of experience.
Obviously you ahead of the Tories new policy .
🤣
What is the point of having sharp funny political satire on UA-cam when I have BBC news reports at home?
Added clarity...
I have been in bed all day and have better hair than Mr Fury
#Gbeebies
😅😅😅
I sometimes think you two aren't taking this news thing seriously. 🤨
How very dare you?
tories continuing to use the trump cult playbook.
😄😂😂😭🤯
Are you stealing ideas from the new Argentinean President? Or giving him more ideas?
I am not sure full privatisation is wise but quite honestly I am not opposed to privatisation to help improve services. The population is also getting wealthier so it may help to have the truly poor have such a service.
Say what? No, seriously, what? You do understand that the services are poor because they are being ruined deliberately, in order to be able to sell the NHS off for pennies on the pound, don't you? It's the way every privatisation has worked since Thatcher first started selling the UK off to the highest bidder in the early '80s. In the last 10 years, the NHS has gone from pretty much world beating (and 10 years ago the rot had already set in, this deliberate action has been ongoing since at least the days of MrTonyBlair) to one of the worst in Europe.
This. Is. Deliberate.
If you see Sid, tell him he's a twat.
Hair-raisingly accurate.
Rubbish you've got ot do wrong.
Shut up and take my money.
Lets let the chinese buy the NHS, and then the people can pay for all GP appointments. This will allow the money to be transferred to large british contracting companies that deserve to be treated better ...
complete nonsense.....where do you get this bollox ?....
It's called satire.
funny ?, I thought it was bollox...@@matthewrice3432