A Corrupt Old Tory MP on The Rwanda Scheme (Again) - Larry & Paul
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- As the Government's Rwanda immigration scheme flounders in the muddy waters of the House of Lords - the Prime Minister is making desperate efforts to get every MP in full support.
In this documentary clip, the MP for Lower Bishop's Twuntsford, Sir Edwin Beaufort, gives his views on the plan.
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You know just how far your party has fallen when even Sir Edwin makes more sense than your party's official policies.😂😂😂
Very wise man, is Sir Ed x
"I don't have all day, BP have bought my afternoon". Perfect line that sums up British democracy for you.
It takes me back to the glory days of Sunak's premiership, when he granted new North Sea oil and gas extraction licenses and within the space of two weeks Infosys, his wife's father's company, was given a £1.1billion contract from BP
How they manage to avoid spending time in jail is beyond logic
@@TheVicar It's perfectly logical as soon as you connect _all_ the dots. Cambridge Analytica Trump Russian Mafia
@@steveholmes381 Good
That's the best news of the day so far
Thanks for updating me
The independent eyebrow control is better than anything our current government could manage.
Very kind. Three years of acting training that took.
Feel free to share the link if you enjoyed xx
@@larryandpaulYes, the eyebrows have it.
All those years at RADA (and the gym) obviously weren’t wasted.
Personally, I’m so exhausted with this government that I struggle to lift even one eyebrow these days.
Love it!
Surely being independent would be against Tory policy.
@@GrunthosThePoet So would exercising control.
Just magic.
Lovely words - they’ll make the DVD cover! Thank you xx
BEST. SKIT. EVER!!!! Those bloody eyebrows! 😂 I'll miss Sir Edwin when he loses his seat at the next election
Don't worry...he will be in the House of Lords...
Wait they have _already_ blown hundreds of millions of His Majesty's Pounds on this?
How?!
Gave to the totally straight and incorruptible Rwandan Government.
@@Anmeteor9663 Phew! You had me worried there for a split second!
Better and better guys. Petunia...lmao......Miranda we paid her off didn't we? 10/10 gents. Guys, Sir Edwin needs his own show. Just a brilliant character and so near the mark.
Bongo bongo land. Not heard that in a while 🤣🤣🤣 where all the tories dream of retiring too
Pure class. Those eyebrows and the teeth had me in stitches. Well done. Playing Microsoft pinball at the end was the icing on the cake.
You win!
Lovely story,and so near the truth.
Ok. Fess up. Who’s responsible for the bad taxidermy on Basil Brush?
This is so funny, because it's so scarily accurate. Love this absolutely repellent and ghastly character you guys have created. An amalgam of quite a few 'headbanger' boomer Tory MPs. Great work! This character is creepy af. 👍😆😂❤
Thanks a million. Sir Edwin holds a special place in our arse x
@@larryandpaul Haha! ....think you might have the makings of a spin- off there. 'The weekly misadventures of Sir Edwin' or something similar!!
Sure, but just remember, the planned genocide of the English natives of England has been going on since the 60s and ramped up massively in the 90s and 00s. in 1951 99% of the English population could trace their British Isles roots back 3 or more generations, by 2010 it was less than 50%, including the fact some post 1950s immigrants have had 4 generations of descendants here already, as they breed like rabbits, unlike us native... I wouldn't mind illegal immigrants so much if it wasn't for the legalised MASS IMMIGRATION policy, and lack of protection against it.
Together you are the Satirical Avengers...
Love to the family 💚
There is so little satire on main-stream. Thank-you for this.
We know riiight? Thanks for watching x
And when there is, like HIGNFY or the News Quiz... the Tory freaks brand it as "a biased anti-government diatribe"
The satire is reality 🤔🧐
He looks like our MP.
I think Sir Edwin was moving his eyebrows to try and make his assistant laugh! I wonder how many takes it needed.
@@stephengraham1153 She's a bit taller
1m 46s - *shudder* - "Miranda? We paid her off, didn't we?" Brilliant.
Thanks, corkscrew. Feel free to share far and wide!x
Pronunciation error "Orff"
Loving it in Germany.
Hope the EU Parliament denies overfly rights.
Already written to my MEP
Oh clucking bell that's wholehairyarse.
🤣😅🤣😅
An American friend was asking about British politics...I think this sums our system up pretty well, I'll pass it along👍
Exactly how it happened.
Credit to the puppeteer operating the eyebrows, top job
Three of them, Adam. Three.
Looks like Tory Edward Leigh the gammon man. Top work.
Thanks! Sir Edwin is a very special boy. Don’t forget to share the link if you can x
what a lovely story
Thanks! Please share!
I didn't believe flashbacks were real until I saw his face, now I'm a believer.
The eyebrows make the character
As a non british trying to understand what is going on with the Rwanda bill you helped me a lot.
Those eyebrows are scary as I approach the mirror each day. The satire is spot on!
Absolute classic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You’re very kind x
Magnificent!🎉🎉😂😂
The eyebrows 😂😂😂
Brilliant, that evil stare when he said he was not talking about killing the foxes 😂 Sir Edwin needs to go on question time now. Those eyebrows should have their own sitcom.
That bit was really hard to film, because Larry kept cracking up. We put it in our outtakes: ko-fi.com/larryandpaul
Unexpected brilliant moment 🤣
Resting it there after a tiring bath. Understandable.
He can be forgiven.
@@larryandpaulerrrr, no, he can't.
@@larryandpaul😆
😂😂😂😂Thank you, I needed that laugh! Election Now!
Brilliant as usual!
What amazingly serious, cutting-edge documentary. I'm in awe!
Too close for comfort!
gold
But it's not our "usual standard of comedy"? (See other comment!)
I beg you to go on Newsnight as Sir Edwin ! Or better still - come the election go stand as an independent next to one of the madder MP’s - there’s about a 100 of them to choose from …
We’ll crowd fund your entry ❤
Would definitely do this if they have him on.
I WASNT TALKING ABOUT THE FOXES, NEIL..
We had fun with that.
The little "sod it" noise he makes after repeating "what can I do you for" the third time made me crack up!
Ah, Microsoft Pinball, the game of workshy office drones who are clueless on how to get anything else the world over.
Brilliant sketch. Much longer than I thought it would be. I thought it would just be "Is it illegal"? "Yes"! "Can I make money from it"? "Yes"! "Great! Put me down for 250"!
Bloody brilliant!
Is this actual footage or a reenactment? It looks genuine 😂. More please 🙏🏼
You can't say that any more. It's the Democratic Republic of Bongo Bongoland these days.
You guys are amazing ❤
Brilliant true class !!
Genius!
Absolutely awesome. You guys are great!!😂
We need a return of Yes Minister.
Love it Larry and Paul
Probably true!😂
But it's not our "usual standard of comedy"? (See other comment!)
Brill 👏
Most excellent 👌
Gold comedy!
So funny… how did you get access to this Tory MP, he’s obviously very busy 😂
Hard cash.
£10k a day or part there of.
@larryandpaul When Sir Edwin said that the afternoon was blocked out by BP, he must have misheard Larry's name. (Barry & Paul, BP, geddit?) :)
Which smug MP said that it would be economic madness to search the lorry's coming through Dover, 🤔
Superb!🤣
Lovely eyebrow movements!
Very funny! Well done the whole thing script and acting! The m.p. looked so much like a rat! 😂
Thanks Sandra - to be honest the rat-ness is mainly Paul's natural look
@@larryandpaul ha ha! 🤣
Well done guy's 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
Bravo! Are the eyebrows up for an Oscar this year? They have an amazing range.
Give the eyebrows a show of their own.
Absolutely brilliant as always from Larry and Paul!! But sad it's so very true when extremely vulnerable people are used as pawns in a political game, it's never the tories fault but always someone else they are the epitome of evil.!!!!
Brilliant.
And to boot ... add insult to injury Rwanda has just offered a refund when the whole thing eventually goes tits up! giving un-earned money back ?! the Tories will short circuit and have no idea what to do, it's so far beyond any of their personal experience.
It's all a bit mad innit. Feel free to share the link, etc.!x
Brilliant 😂❤
I can't add anything, it's all been said. So, just brilliant, keep them coming.❤😂
I'm loving these UA-cam channels name-checking each other :) And the eyebrows of course :)
Superb
Thank you! You’re dead kind x
Absolutely brilliant!
Absolutely spot on chaps!!
Great work
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for being lovely. Do share the link if you can be arsed x
Sir Edwin has never heard of Rwanda. Nor have any of the asylum seekers.
Except for the ones who escaped Rwanda and are claiming asylum in the UK
This is very good work flaps
Then there’s Labour’s Rochdale candidate.
Many a true word is spoken in jest. 👍
Brilliant 😂
Thanks Soph! Feel free to share the link if you can be arsed!x
This is so clever & very funny. Well done!
I thought Sir Eldon Griffiths MP had returned from the dead.
That’s the next video!
So funny. For a time I thought I was back watching 'Yes minister' in the day but those dancing eyebrows dragged me back. The budget was blown on CGI 👍
In tory hell a man with giant grey eyebrows and a horrific visage sits upon a pile of money, giving random punishment contracts to all who shuffle by, and here, in our plane and time, is a personification of this devil, funny stuff😃👍
very good chaps
😂 Too accurate. When they say "people", they mean the Sun / Mail / Telegraph readers and GBN & Talk Tv viewers and anything else along those lines.
Or people who live in an area, of which there are many, where migrants get housed or kept in hotels who see the increase in crime, the inability for them to get any of the healthcare they paid for their whole lives and they see these men, as it is overwhelmingly men, being ungrateful and surly and much worse. There are plenty of those people and many more sympathize with them and would rather not end up in the same boat.
@@bertrandrussell894 😂😂😂 Thanks for being my assistant. Must've hit a raw nerve. Hallelujah. A mindset speaking on behalf of tabloid trash has responded. 🎊 😂😂😂
@@amaan8123 Well you can dial back the douchebaggery because I was stating facts as I understand them, and I'm happy to say it. No raw nerves required.
Which is to say, the people who believe everything our rich friends tell them to believe and want everything our rich friends tell them to want. Isnt manufacturing consent lovely.
That was sooooo funny, well done, keep up the good work.
Glorious!
Those brows 😂😂
Stole them from Nigel Lawson
this is scarily good/accurate.. reminds me that there are more Tory MPs facing sexual misconduct charges than [insert statistic of choice]
Thankfully the number of offenders is, nowadays, limited to those whose name is suggestive of the offence committed, a rare forward thinking policy from the Conservative party.
Meanwhile Starmers ‘talks to the French’ without realising it is the French who are sending them.
Probably your funniest video yet.. keep up the good work.
Fabulous 😂
Sir Les Patterson's Pommy cousin
Top, Cheers
😂😂😂
The talent is with you!
Class. 😂😂😂
Woken up from the mother of all headaches and a 14.45hrs bed time to this. 😂
Oh no! Are you okay? Hope this didn’t make it worse!
funniest thing i've seen in ages
Miranda.
Wasn’t that a certain Blair’s drag name whilst at university?
Bought off. Yup.
The CGI for the eyebrows must have cost millions. 😀
Yes indeed Rwanda is actually a nice place advertised as a tourist destination everywhere but England. They'd be better off there than in this dump.
Seems about right for the Tory party
Fantastic 😂😂😂
Thank you!