Sam Hyde: The demise is near! Have you quit your job yet? ft. Nick Rochefort [PGL Podcast #32]

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  • @PerfectGuyLife
    @PerfectGuyLife  2 роки тому +165

    FULL PGL EP. #32 UP ON GUMROAD NOW!
    [TIMESTAMPS: ]
    0:00 - Intro
    1:25 - Best manhandling in TV history
    2:09 - The Adult Swim extras were f*gs
    3:35 - The Padlock Scam
    4:34 - Johnny Depp Trial/Psycho, Lying Women
    6:25 - Nicks Conspiracies of choice
    8:41 - The CIA killed Norm Mcdonald
    10:57 - Subliminal/Dream Advertising
    12:44 - Evil Mega-Corporations
    17:10 - The people in control are NOT as smart as you think
    19:53 - Food plants burning down
    21:55 - Everything is going to shit

    • @Rick_Cleland
      @Rick_Cleland 2 роки тому +1

      I'm completely and totally done with the whole Goddamn thing.

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 Рік тому

      The "People in control aren't as smart as you think" reminds me of the Luke Smith article on outs

    • @spoiledmilk2587
      @spoiledmilk2587 Рік тому

      I murdered 3 people in 1987

    • @humvee2800
      @humvee2800 Рік тому

      P

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Рік тому

      7:36 IT'S REAL. I did find religion: It's called Snakes are real and church windows were microwaves that were powering the world.

  • @zizzyballuba4373
    @zizzyballuba4373 2 роки тому +2920

    I like how NIck has only two outfits: car salesmen suit and Home Alone robber.

    • @KinoTechUSA69
      @KinoTechUSA69 2 роки тому +97

      Criminally underrated comment

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 2 роки тому +55

      That ol wet bandit look eh?

    • @winterkingbeats4183
      @winterkingbeats4183 2 роки тому +90

      His calling card is "Guess What?"

    • @Afflictamine
      @Afflictamine 2 роки тому +54

      he'll sell you a car then show up to your house later to take it back

    • @echo6478
      @echo6478 2 роки тому +19

      White men have two moods

  • @LundinSebastian
    @LundinSebastian Рік тому +393

    I recently quit my job because of these guys. They've showed that it's possible to follow your dreams.
    Now I'm homeless, unemployed and have a bad rash downstairs.
    I'll take a rain check on that one boys!

  • @warehousedave7937
    @warehousedave7937 2 роки тому +985

    I want more stories of Nick and Sam abusing the extras during Adult Swim MDE

    • @firinne
      @firinne 2 роки тому +35

      Idgaf what you want.

    • @BOMEFSY
      @BOMEFSY 2 роки тому

      @@firinne no one gives a fuck what you do or do not want.

    • @mariussielcken
      @mariussielcken 2 роки тому +19

      Then pay

    • @w90213kjfdjn
      @w90213kjfdjn 2 роки тому +62

      @@firinne you're an individual

    • @chocolatewheelchair
      @chocolatewheelchair 2 роки тому +5

      They’re sworn to secrecy about those particular situations

  • @Harry11enderson
    @Harry11enderson 2 роки тому +1236

    These two are responsible for all the food plant fires

    • @TheFuckingShitLoL
      @TheFuckingShitLoL 2 роки тому +75

      getting away with it, etc.

    • @lastdayonearth8381
      @lastdayonearth8381 2 роки тому

      So Suicidal They Hate Food.

    • @CM-ky3ow
      @CM-ky3ow 2 роки тому +31

      Larry Fink is Sam Hydes pseudonym.

    • @wdavis6814
      @wdavis6814 2 роки тому +34

      Nick is the COO of BlackRock, Inc.

    • @ifgwelf
      @ifgwelf 2 роки тому +27

      It's cause McDonald's gave them a girls toy in a happy meal

  • @Odd_Combo
    @Odd_Combo 2 роки тому +572

    "Honestly, I'm too tired to be this depressed..."
    Me right now

    • @sonar_bandit
      @sonar_bandit 2 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @calholli
      @calholli 2 роки тому

      You could always get some sleep... it's just an option; you might think it over

    • @Odd_Combo
      @Odd_Combo 2 роки тому +24

      @@calholli Real depression seeps deeper than the relief of sleep. This too shall pass...

    • @Nekrumorfiini1
      @Nekrumorfiini1 2 роки тому +9

      "You alright?"
      "Yeah, just a little tired..."

    • @Zzz-j2f
      @Zzz-j2f 2 роки тому

      Shut up

  • @garstank
    @garstank 2 роки тому +590

    I didn't have an MDE dream, but I did have a dream with Sam in it. Sam was living in an apartment complex, and I was going to visit. Sam was really excited for me to be there to see his apartment. According to dream Sam, there were a bunch of celebrities living there and he wanted to brag about it a bit. Sam says "look, that's Larry David!" I look over, and it's just some guy who looks like Larry David. The apartment was full of celebrity impersonators. Sam didn't know any better.

    • @turnermd1302
      @turnermd1302 2 роки тому +60

      fuck yeah dude

    • @akira357
      @akira357 2 роки тому

      LOL I guess I'm not the only one.
      I dreamed of meeting Sam at a beat up old bar like somewhere in the Midwest. Shook his gorilla hands and having a giggle.

    • @kidflersh7807
      @kidflersh7807 2 роки тому +100

      dude that sounds like a hilarious skit

    • @chubbs_malone7268
      @chubbs_malone7268 2 роки тому +95

      Seems like the dream's saying that Sam's the only real one among a bunch of phonies

    • @Courier_Seven
      @Courier_Seven 2 роки тому +63

      Wasnt a dream, you guys were astral projecting and ended up on the same frequency.

  • @uzrnwsdrxg9423
    @uzrnwsdrxg9423 2 роки тому +378

    My grandfather was a B17 tail-gunner in ww2 and he passed away this week. RIP Corporal E.T. Flood and bless you for your service.

    • @peanutrbuckle9123
      @peanutrbuckle9123 2 роки тому +122

      My mom was a Mattress Captain in the marines, she died under heavy fire

    • @CW0123
      @CW0123 2 роки тому +36

      What did he think of 🏳️‍⚧️s?

    • @karlgerg2626
      @karlgerg2626 2 роки тому +1

      he is in hell

    • @floorijzerman
      @floorijzerman 2 роки тому +7

      @@peanutrbuckle9123 fucking hell yeah brother

    • @jakobxr
      @jakobxr 2 роки тому +47

      “The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters” -Samuel Hyde

  • @mattmcd3523
    @mattmcd3523 2 роки тому +256

    Nick's CIA robot is a fuggin hilarious bit... The robot could be named Rube Goldberg 😏 (I bet Norm would have liked it haha)

  • @calholli
    @calholli 2 роки тому +203

    I haven't even watched advertisements since like 2004. I stopped buying cable back then, and I've always ran adblock plus-- I just never see ads and it feels so weird if you drop into someone's house and they still watch cable TV with ads constantly blasted on their screen. It's so strange that we used to accept that as normal.

    • @richardhunter3441
      @richardhunter3441 2 роки тому +26

      Most people still do man

    • @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg
      @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg 2 роки тому +32

      I can't stand ads

    • @chadpilled7913
      @chadpilled7913 2 роки тому +7

      @@ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg can I borrow this "pic"?

    • @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg
      @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg 2 роки тому +11

      @@chadpilled7913 of course its all yours my friend

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate 2 роки тому +21

      Same, I think the last time I watched network television with any regularity was 2006 or so, I'm adblocked to the hilt and just don't see what most of us would readily call ads. The only time I see "TV" is at the gym and I'm always left aghast at what kind of drooling livestock of a person would pay money to watch it.

  • @Ballsovsteel
    @Ballsovsteel 2 роки тому +1292

    The bully sketch just got even better. The parody about bullying, where an extra complained about actually feeling bullied lol.

    • @MitsurugiR
      @MitsurugiR 2 роки тому +70

      It all comes full circle lmao

    • @justinayers3589
      @justinayers3589 2 роки тому

      he really was a chicken nugget scoon.

    • @idiot_city5444
      @idiot_city5444 2 роки тому +55

      Laughed out loud when he told that story haha. Definitely elevates the sketch more now

    • @braindeadzoombie
      @braindeadzoombie 2 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @birkknut276
      @birkknut276 2 роки тому +39

      and that face he makes in the end is real hahaha

  • @stupidmoto
    @stupidmoto 2 роки тому +290

    I did actually quit my job recently. After almost 8 years of working for my fat boss and getting nothing in return other than a check, I had enough. Now I have time to build custom bluetooth speakers and tend to my garden. My groceries bills are significantly cheaper now because I have time to pick my green beans, cucumbers, zucchini, tomatoes, peppers and sweet corn 👌

    • @Priest92
      @Priest92 2 роки тому +3

      Cool dude. EU?

    • @anthonysweeney3659
      @anthonysweeney3659 2 роки тому +120

      Any more veggie tales you would like to share with the class?

    • @varsityathlete9927
      @varsityathlete9927 2 роки тому

      fat boss eh. is your name thomas?

    • @sjh9812
      @sjh9812 2 роки тому +32

      Thats great bro don't remember asking though

    • @jangobango2847
      @jangobango2847 2 роки тому +61

      how many cucumbers does it take to pay your rent?

  • @LILMIKEOG
    @LILMIKEOG 2 роки тому +475

    Their ability to make me piss myself laughing during the darkest periods of my life is fucking A1

  • @limitisillusion7
    @limitisillusion7 Рік тому +43

    The attitude that tells people not to work is actually a really important phenomenon. It insinuates that people are not planning for long term success, meaning they've effectively given up to varying degrees. The reason for the change in attitude and morale is that people don't see a future that allows them to achieve the things they want from life. There's a number of things you can attribute this too including. Wealth inequality, divisive content in media, and technology in general are the biggest factors. It's effectively a slow suicide.
    People allow themselves to get obese because they prioritize the pleasure of eating over longevity of life. No one makes a single big decision to get fat. People get fat because they make small decisions day in and day out to compromise their bleak view of the future for the joy they get from food. Obese people effectively decided the pleasure they get from food is the last thing they truly want to experience. Obesity itself is a sign of the decaying morale, along with depression and other mental health issues. The entire way we handle mental health issues is bollocks, because we look at them as an issue first and foremost with the individual, rather than the individual's environment. When people look forward to the future, their morale and behaviors reflect it. When people have a dim view of the future, their morale and behaviors reflect it. If there are too many people in the latter group, they will drag the entire system down with them every single time. The solution is to fix the environment so that we don't cross the point of no return. The success of humanity depends directly on the morale of humanity. Natural disasters aside, our collective morale will directly manifest our destiny. Obesity, depression, and suicide rates are the first warnings of a collapsing empire.

    • @sethcollins5536
      @sethcollins5536 Рік тому +4

      A very real comment.

    • @TehUltimateSnake
      @TehUltimateSnake Рік тому +2

      I feel this 100%

    • @Uncle_Dave_Dave
      @Uncle_Dave_Dave 9 місяців тому

      collective morale and manifestation of desires is easier when you understand the sefirot. Jews are good and holy people, that most christians should be desperate to learn from. It's masons who invert the 5 pointed star, not jews.

    • @zy_zir
      @zy_zir 4 місяці тому

      why the fuck do random people in youtube comments have to be so much smart and insightful than the people who run the world, if only peolle like you were in positions of power

    • @MegadethTillDeth
      @MegadethTillDeth 3 місяці тому +1

      One of the massive factors you didn't mention was racial demographics. When everything around you seems foreign including the people, it creates an internal feeling of unease and dread.

  • @grapesoder1301
    @grapesoder1301 2 роки тому +73

    I work in a factory, It's 100 degrees in there, they machines are running at 500 F, there are fires and electrical bursts. They put themselves out. Every factory is covered in fire suppression systems, and cameras that autodetect fire. Factories run 24/7. Food factories are under extreme scrutiny for safety and health violations. Go read the Zero Hedge article if you want to see how many food processing plants had been destroyed by May, it is crazy.

    • @truthseeker-heyoka
      @truthseeker-heyoka 2 роки тому +28

      tHaT's JuSt A cOnSpIrAcY tHeOrY

    • @mvito39
      @mvito39 2 роки тому +3

      @@emjay3066 supper irregular

    • @silotx
      @silotx 2 роки тому +28

      I hate food so i have been travelling with my F750 and burning down all the damn food factories , you don't need food when you have crystal meth.

    • @malcontender6319
      @malcontender6319 2 роки тому

      They're also firing all the high-earners and attacking the unions with endless bullshit.

    • @RyanG-ij8xq
      @RyanG-ij8xq 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah… with all the fire suppression systems I don’t see how they can burn down at this rate

  • @wysockisauce
    @wysockisauce 2 роки тому +144

    The gap between GDP/productivity and wages has become too great. People will go back to work when they earn more. Why would someone work a mcjob for $13/hour and live in squalor when they could will live with their parents and play Fortnite instead.

    • @JohnSmith-fq3rg
      @JohnSmith-fq3rg 2 роки тому

      @@makidiaz3894 That's an easier ride until they die. "Oh hey, I can't bring a girlfriend over to fuck after my shift for a couple years but I don't pay rent." vs "Oh hey, I live in an overpriced run down moldy shithole and own fucking nothing so I can't bring a girlfriend over to fuck after my shift anyways, AND I have to pay excessive soul crushing rent." Yeah what a hard fucking choice.
      Even then, IF THEY DIE, THE HOUSE IS PROBABLY YOURS.
      So what do you have to lose?

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому +31

      The number next to the dollar sign is meaningless. It's the relative value of that number that matters. Overall, you are correct, but it's important to remember that wage is a surface-level metric compared to the underlying value of our economy, which is trashed now.

    • @JT-qw1cn
      @JT-qw1cn 2 роки тому +49

      But with a $60,000 degree, you can make $17/hour and live in squalor!

    • @Nekrumorfiini1
      @Nekrumorfiini1 2 роки тому +14

      @@pearz420 If only the US still had factories, but alas, they were all shipped to China!

    • @AFHSpike
      @AFHSpike 2 роки тому

      @@makidiaz3894 the point is that even if their parents pass away, a mcjob is not going to help in virtually any fucking way, you can only afford to be a drug addict on those wages, it subsidizes hedonism and nothing else, you cant even rent let alone buy shelter for that, cant buy a car, you can buy drugs though, and you're gonna need em because socially a mcjob is even worse than being unemployed, everyone is unemployed at some point, but working a mcjob is like a scarlet letter. theres no incentive.

  • @SkorpyoTFC
    @SkorpyoTFC 2 роки тому +153

    "You can't buy anything that you want right now; because there's 100 other people who seem to be rich, who are buying it first. Meanwhile, you and your friends have nothing and you have no reason to work, because why would you?"
    Fucking nailed it.

    • @HumilityListens
      @HumilityListens 2 роки тому

      Lol you cant buy anything cuZ u waste time

  • @firinne
    @firinne 2 роки тому +162

    It's so funny seeing toothpaste advertisements for BOTH crest AND Colgate, and BOTH are recommended by 9 out of 10 doctors, both are owned by coca cola lol

    • @88fibonaccisequence
      @88fibonaccisequence 2 роки тому +75

      Questionnaire: Do you recommend Colgate?
      Dentists: Yeah, that's fine.
      Questionnaire: Do you recommend Crest?
      Dentists: That's fine, too.
      Tada! Now both Colgate and Crest can say that most dentists recommend their brand.
      Crest is owned by Procter & Gamble.
      Colgate is owned by Colgate-Palmolive.
      Coca-Cola isn't a major shareholder in either company.
      However, all three of these companies are owned by the same investment firms: Vanguard, Fidelity, Berkshire Hathaway, BlackRock, etc. These are the people I'm concerned about.

    • @truthseeker-heyoka
      @truthseeker-heyoka 2 роки тому

      @@88fibonaccisequence How do we influence these conglomerates? Or how do we shut down these companies?

    • @jeffdouglas3201
      @jeffdouglas3201 2 роки тому +20

      @Homo pedanticus
      All of my favorite J-funds

    • @kirkcavenaugh758
      @kirkcavenaugh758 Рік тому

      coca cola really owns them? I'm boycotting all coca cola shit.

    • @jimjohn6520
      @jimjohn6520 Рік тому

      @@88fibonaccisequence coca cola is just as evil without blackrock

  • @guymontag162
    @guymontag162 2 роки тому +144

    If they didn’t want us to act like the world was ending they shouldn’t have primed us so hard to believe it.

    • @honkworld9405
      @honkworld9405 2 роки тому

      J*wish prophecy says everyone must die then god will get his chosen to heaven after the third temple is built and the Messiah comes.

    • @anon2427
      @anon2427 2 роки тому +32

      They do want you to act like that, it diverts your attention from yourself and your immediate surroundings

    • @chrishnah
      @chrishnah Рік тому +1

      @@anon2427 yep

    • @Uncle_Dave_Dave
      @Uncle_Dave_Dave 9 місяців тому

      nukes arent real. but the economy dying and the royals getting disappeared is very likely. just check out islamic eschatology...

  • @xadion6866
    @xadion6866 2 роки тому +85

    this is the best channel of sam's content as of yet i have ever watched. it even has timestamps. and the beeps most likely render the channel safe from shut down.

    • @nrmz5728
      @nrmz5728 2 роки тому +8

      Because this is an official channel now

  • @PHGRP
    @PHGRP 2 роки тому +114

    I watch this more than the gumroad I noticed. Sam made a good choice joining forces with lil shitpost. I love the gumroad but sometimes watching a shorter clip is what it’s gotta be.

    • @FartquadGI
      @FartquadGI 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah? What else do you think!? Don't go crazy with power !!!!

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 2 роки тому +18

      There's just a lot of filler in podcasts that having these key moments clipped just makes it all much more digestible. Not everyone has hours of free time to dedicate to watching full podcasts all the time.

  • @eddiemarconi51
    @eddiemarconi51 2 роки тому +80

    At this point I am just waiting for the world to end

    • @Harry11enderson
      @Harry11enderson 2 роки тому +27

      Be ready to wait cuz it's gonna be a long ride

    • @eddiemarconi51
      @eddiemarconi51 2 роки тому +16

      @@Harry11enderson oh I know things are about to get a lot worse

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 2 роки тому +1

      @@eddiemarconi51 no doubt. A lot worse.

    • @teleskopossomnium
      @teleskopossomnium 2 роки тому +10

      it already ended. welcome to hell. the ride never stops.

    • @kershaw1450
      @kershaw1450 2 роки тому

      its going to be a long drawn out process. The real "collapse" wont happen overnight like in a zombie movie

  • @ricksmith9256
    @ricksmith9256 2 роки тому +81

    Sam's right, there is a breaking point, but the powers that be know how to take all that frustration and direct it in the way they want it to go. When is the last time you heard of a people's revolution that didn't get coopted by the brazilians and turned into a nightmare?

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 2 роки тому +14

      Probably that old French one, and they took out a lot of "elites" then.

    • @ricksmith9256
      @ricksmith9256 2 роки тому +57

      @@nillynush4899 nah look into it, French revolution was very controlled. Killed the aristocracy and replaced them with something even worse :)

    • @ruminating1596
      @ruminating1596 2 місяці тому

      Last one I can remember was the son and Dad snipers in D.C. Had the Brazilians shook, because they didn’t know when the next one could happen. The entire country was on the look out.

  • @houseofosborne1173
    @houseofosborne1173 2 роки тому +59

    I think people are just tired of being slaves to the corporations man. Real life runs by learning a skill and making money off that skill, not "get a job"

    • @dh4767
      @dh4767 Рік тому +6

      Yeah, everybody has never been more excited to support a local business than these days. It’s great

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 2 роки тому +80

    Nick doesnt understand their goal is not to just be more rich.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому +36

      This is what a lot of people are missing.

    • @frydemwingz
      @frydemwingz 2 роки тому

      @simon behrendt bro, they already own everything, bro. it's not about money, bro, it's about subversion, control, and secret societies controlling the worlds power structure, bro. these people are selected and groomed for their positions of poower, bro. I wouldnt do the same because i'm not a demon like they are, bro. I wouldnt devour a child, bro. Klaus Schwab literally told the world he selected Justin Trudeau for his position in Canada, they also have people selected to run finance, industries, and fortune 500 companies.

    • @freshestveggies6476
      @freshestveggies6476 2 роки тому

      @simon behrendt big if true

    • @Uncle_Dave_Dave
      @Uncle_Dave_Dave 9 місяців тому +3

      the goal is the complete domestication and pacification of the human species

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 5 місяців тому

      What is their goal?

  • @vault1021
    @vault1021 2 роки тому +73

    17:04 that guy in particular was named Frank Olson. And he was a higher up for the Army’s SOD (Special Operations Division) in which the CIA worked hand in hand with during the early days of MK Ultra. CIA director Sid Gottlieb spiked his drink with LSD in a work retreat in which caused him irreversible amounts of paranoia and anxiety to the point where he eventually threw himself off a ten story hotel building in New York City during thanksgiving weekend. Coincidentally read the chapter containing this case in “The Search for the Manchuriano Candidate” by John Marks the other day.

    • @Harry11enderson
      @Harry11enderson 2 роки тому +25

      @@volcompro180 as if a name like Gottlieb wasn't obvious enough

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 2 роки тому +14

      @@Harry11enderson Every. Damn. Time.

    • @RevBrotherJackMusick
      @RevBrotherJackMusick 2 роки тому +23

      "threw himself" off a ten story hotel building

    • @vault1021
      @vault1021 2 роки тому +5

      @@Harry11enderson Was the “disciplinary action” taken towards them just as obvious?

    • @Lazlo.
      @Lazlo. Рік тому

      There's a miniseries about this called Wormwood. Pretty interesting.

  • @nogafka
    @nogafka 2 роки тому +32

    I love how Nick only has two moods: car salesman and Dylan Klebold

  • @michieladriaansens5977
    @michieladriaansens5977 2 роки тому +17

    well i did actually used to work on a project that was based on the fact that it's becomming more commonplace that people can't actually fall asleep without background noise. And the number of "Idle watchers" is increasing at an alarming rate. Basicly we where writing code to check if is someone fell asleep based on input behavior/what time of day etc.. if so then run . It was pretty sketchy and we didn't got told for what purpose it would be used.

  • @mintiemoments
    @mintiemoments 2 роки тому +59

    Nicks references to Tartarian old world tech as a bit about finding religion is deeply layered comedy haha

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike Рік тому +16

    That Norm Macdonald/Dirty Work/Cancer grease bit is actually the funniest thing Nick (the funniest person) has ever said. It's almost _too_ funny

  • @drewbocop
    @drewbocop 2 роки тому +11

    That intro was one of the most meaningful and POWERFUL pieces of media I have ever witnessed

  • @LRM5195
    @LRM5195 2 роки тому +34

    22:00 and on hits the nail on the head. We all sense that decline, which has introduced so much nihilism into our culture. It all feels meaningless right now.

    • @LRM5195
      @LRM5195 2 роки тому +14

      @@emjay3066 I’m probably going to buy a horse and pretend to be Clint Eastwood for awhile when 💩 hits the fan 🤠

    • @smileforthesun
      @smileforthesun 2 роки тому +1

      @@LRM5195 nice, nice

    • @OnTheRiver14
      @OnTheRiver14 2 роки тому

      @@LRM5195 oh definitely

  • @xXJoveXx
    @xXJoveXx 2 роки тому +13

    right in time, Just sat here looking for new clips thanks hoss

  • @TAAOAOAAP
    @TAAOAOAAP 2 роки тому +39

    Sam is wrong, Colgate has adverts in the afterlife and I'm fucking pissed.

  • @SuburbanTerrorist89
    @SuburbanTerrorist89 2 роки тому +53

    I must arm wrestle to secure custody of my child.

  • @O_BRIZZLE
    @O_BRIZZLE 2 роки тому +89

    “I let an 80 year old man eat me out for…a hamburger”
    I am deceased

  • @EvoModerator
    @EvoModerator 2 роки тому +50

    So true that you can’t buy anything. Unless you have a really good paying job and minimal bills it’s really tough to save any money or really do anything with your money other than trying to not be homeless.

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 2 роки тому +2

      Wtf??? Live In your car until you can buy land or an rv and live in rv until you can buy land . That’s what I did and what my grandpa did

    • @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
      @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 2 роки тому +11

      @@vlogcity1111 I don't own a car. Should I go full mongol and live in a yurt?

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 2 роки тому +1

      @@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 get a cheap sailboat or check out coordwood house construction.
      Build a little cabin off the grid

    • @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
      @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 2 роки тому

      @@vlogcity1111 You're giving me ideas with those cordwood houses, lol. I think those will cause problems with park rangers and game wardens. F#*k them. I still think it's safer to live like a mongol in a yurt.

    • @freshestveggies6476
      @freshestveggies6476 2 роки тому +13

      Ah the free unabombers of MDE have gathered here

  • @hotstankygarbage788
    @hotstankygarbage788 2 роки тому +34

    "I DON'T CARE I WORK IN A CAR DEALERSHIP!"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @HarperSanchez
    @HarperSanchez 2 роки тому +96

    Sam repeating stuff he saw on Infowars is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen from this podcast. What I also love is how quiet Nick gets when Sam gets serious.

    • @thesebadseeds
      @thesebadseeds 2 роки тому +27

      Manufacturing chaos is an art ; controlling chaos is a masterpiece. Populations of certain groups gather to make sure that even when they have different faces in different places that their allegiance is to blood and blood alone. When they have the right people in the right places, anything is possible.

    • @elixer9089
      @elixer9089 2 роки тому +22

      @@thesebadseeds when everything seems to go perfectly amidst chaos. Evil is behind it

    • @tylerwilliams33
      @tylerwilliams33 2 роки тому +10

      Infowars really is something you need to take notes on though too good of points real vibes there

    • @malcontender6319
      @malcontender6319 2 роки тому +18

      Nick gets quiet because he honestly can't talk with Sam at that level, he also thinks half of it is bullshit.

    • @arizenation3188
      @arizenation3188 2 роки тому +5

      Baby sammy serious

  • @TG-bg3qc
    @TG-bg3qc 2 роки тому +30

    The whole clip should be dressed like the intro! Fucking love the tense music over Nick losing it

  • @rustyshackleford7470
    @rustyshackleford7470 2 роки тому +23

    For like a decade I had been leaving Telemundo on while I sleep. In an effort to learn spanish. I dont know Spanish. But I now dream in spanish. Like I couldn't understand a Mexican to save my life while conscious. But in my dreams its a Mexican soap opera and I'm Antonio Banderes

  • @Gosha1992
    @Gosha1992 2 роки тому +23

    Can't wait for the CIA cancer robot sketch

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому +1

      Nick had like 3 or 4 amazing sketch ideas in this just off the top of his head.

  • @jasonscholl2945
    @jasonscholl2945 2 роки тому +19

    The ads they attach to content are hilarious! Got an ad for "better help online therapy". There data shows that Sam hyde content consumers are at higher risk mental health catastrophes. 😄🤣😂😆

  • @AGHORNATH18
    @AGHORNATH18 2 роки тому +18

    I am 51, I was a street fighting Skinhrad back in the 80s and 90s. I've gotten a bit outta shape. You have inspired me to get back into whatever shape I can at this point in time. Then I'll quit my job! Hahaha!

  • @FC-88
    @FC-88 2 роки тому +19

    Sam looks like a bolshevik revolutionary in the weimar republic

  • @djentile7773
    @djentile7773 2 роки тому +20

    I'm not sure what Nick is taking about 700 foot snakes. But the book of Romans is one of the most incredible things I've read.

  • @thaksjtube
    @thaksjtube 2 роки тому +15

    people are working, they just aren't working minimum wage jobs because you literally can't pay for anything with them, you just have to live in your car anyways.

  • @destroyerdestroy87
    @destroyerdestroy87 2 роки тому +25

    No better time than to look inside for strength and live virtuous. If we gotta die in a nuclear Holocaust at least we can die with positive vibrations and transcend to the next level my boy.

    • @mvito39
      @mvito39 2 роки тому

      Message

    • @MalleusIudaeorum
      @MalleusIudaeorum 2 роки тому

      @@emjay3066 my thoughts exactly. Nuclear destruction would be preferable to the actual things going on.

  • @mikeh2519
    @mikeh2519 2 роки тому +8

    I'm going to start lifting again and maybe try to fight someone. It's been years since I've been punched

  • @JohnDoe-z2r
    @JohnDoe-z2r Рік тому +4

    "Between incompetence and guile, always suspect the former." - Schlomo Goldbergstein

  • @pml139
    @pml139 2 роки тому +30

    PGL feels like long-form elaboration of the actual beliefs that drove ironic MDE: World Peace jokes

  • @Clembo
    @Clembo 2 роки тому +14

    2:45 manhandling 'actors' should be a genre

  • @SkeletonWord
    @SkeletonWord 2 роки тому +90

    Just become a cop. Weapons, numbers, and a claim to legitimacy always succeeds in institutional collapse 👍

    • @1schwererziehbar1
      @1schwererziehbar1 2 роки тому

      After the Soviet collapse, the cops sold their uniforms to tourists. But they kept their weapons. In America you can get the weapon without the uniform.

    • @SkeletonWord
      @SkeletonWord 2 роки тому +64

      RIP to you, shadowbanned replier

    • @SpaceExplorer
      @SpaceExplorer 2 роки тому +22

      i love you shadowbanned replier

    • @DraftyRum
      @DraftyRum 2 роки тому

      dam

    • @TyndareusAurelius
      @TyndareusAurelius 2 роки тому +5

      @@SkeletonWord what he say? What he say??? 😡

  • @m3rc1337
    @m3rc1337 2 роки тому +2

    Happy you got the gig for clips!!!

  • @metalslug38
    @metalslug38 2 роки тому +40

    Nick is a funny guy

  • @provenknowledge
    @provenknowledge 5 місяців тому +1

    “Between incompetence, and guile, always suspect the former.”

  • @StinkyBlack1
    @StinkyBlack1 2 роки тому +12

    Nick is the true embodiment of the fine line between genius and crazy. Cloning mike tyson is so crazy it just might work…

  • @turbodood637
    @turbodood637 2 роки тому +7

    Thats wild, I just had a dream last night I was hanging out with you guys but I was being weird and it wasn't chill or fun.

  • @undergroundsubway7023
    @undergroundsubway7023 2 роки тому +10

    I don’t think it’s just that people got a little stimulus that causes people to become lazy. It just gave them a moment to think. Most people are not productive in our economy, what they do is a moot point. But the PRODUCTIVE people have realized, there isn’t really much to attain through your hard work in layman’s terms. You can only climb the ladder so far. Who wants to work to make six figures or whatever when that’s not even enough to satisfy the average woman who works a corporate schill job and is obese covered in piercings. The carrot is a much more powerful tool than the whip

  • @jorruskurren9408
    @jorruskurren9408 2 роки тому +23

    I make like a dollar over minimum wage, and after years of working 50-60 hour weeks I bought my house at almost a 6% interest rate! My timing is shit and my strategy miserable, then again I'm in way less debt than anyone who went to college.

    • @DUKE_DUKE
      @DUKE_DUKE 2 роки тому

      Bruh sell drugs.

    • @MushookieMan
      @MushookieMan Рік тому +1

      You're not in less debt than them if you have a mortgage.

    • @utewbd
      @utewbd Рік тому

      ​@@MushookieMan If they also have a mortgage then yes he is. If they don't have one at least he has a house.

  • @burynice289
    @burynice289 2 роки тому +9

    "Why would I?" sums up the current generation perfectly

  • @seagie382
    @seagie382 2 роки тому +2

    The highfleet Strat Missile sound in the beginning got me

  • @WinstonDreadmore
    @WinstonDreadmore 2 роки тому +8

    If you have family consider yourself extremely lucky. If you can share living spaces with your family now, do it.
    I have hardly any family. I have a friend like me and we are planning to buy a large house together next year while it is affordable and get that mortgage paid off asap so the banks can't take it off us.
    There will be enough room to accommodate our own families and have our own space so we can have 4 people paying in and possibly get lodgers or other friends or family living with us if things get bad.
    The best way to ensure you and your family have the best life possible in the coming years is to own land and property out right.
    If your parents have this already, take advantage and be grateful and look after them! Family needs to stick together now more than ever.
    Unless they were abusive or some shit.

    • @03ai_ey
      @03ai_ey Місяць тому

      Unfortunately the latter but yeah I wish. How would one go about acquiring a scat fetish? Maybe then I'll at least have some fun when I get tired of wishing.

  • @theREALchriszito
    @theREALchriszito 2 роки тому +12

    By the way, wasn’t an accident, wasn’t a suicide, and the cover story was not only haphazardly thrown together, then apologized for by President Bush, but it was then found to be a “limited hangout” in order to keep the truth in secrecy

  • @nikai_vil3893
    @nikai_vil3893 2 роки тому +14

    dude i cant believe nick made the chickennuggetscoon cry wtf dude

    • @gmhard01
      @gmhard01 2 роки тому +4

      Early, and often.

  • @wiltchamberlain1928
    @wiltchamberlain1928 2 роки тому +3

    The Ghost of Kiev talks with Nick Rochefort? Awesome

  • @reggyphilburn9017
    @reggyphilburn9017 2 роки тому +10

    I was at my lical grocery store a few hours ago i seen a blue slingshot parked in the parking lot i almost threw up on it

  • @Brandon-tk2rw
    @Brandon-tk2rw 2 роки тому +5

    Nick's a real one... and the giraldo shoutout was dope

  • @PeersPodcast
    @PeersPodcast 2 роки тому +3

    Time stamps are great bro.

  • @Fenixx117
    @Fenixx117 2 роки тому +7

    I finally ponied up after watching clips for years and subbed the the HIGH ROLLER CLUB. I better get at least $0.47 worth of entertainment out of this episode.

  • @Mrcoconutgun
    @Mrcoconutgun 2 роки тому +5

    The intro is hype

  • @crunchycrails1436
    @crunchycrails1436 2 роки тому +10

    Im pretty sure Sam is just The Noid all grown up. Oh and Nick Nolte has the best cadence on a god damn it ever

  • @23Butanedione
    @23Butanedione 2 роки тому +24

    Have I quit my job yet? No Sam, we weren't all rich kids like you

  • @saturnianlotus8343
    @saturnianlotus8343 2 роки тому +51

    You can start fires easily with satellites. The earth's atmosphere is a gigantic lens so you would only need a relatively small laser in orbit. They're moving incredibly fast, but with advanced robotics (thank you boston dynamics) all they have to do is aim at a fixed point while in motion. We saw this during the Trump years with the fires all across the west. Live infrared weather imaging showed anomalous linear patterns or beams leading up into nothingness from the sites of "wildfires" recorded on several occasions.

    • @bureaucratbayonet
      @bureaucratbayonet 2 роки тому +11

      They were just trying to get all the wild cats to follow the laser

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 2 роки тому

      Jesus dude, I've never thought of that. Why don't we light China on fire?

    • @mariussielcken
      @mariussielcken 2 роки тому +10

      Invent crisis
      Propose solution
      Pass the policy that wouldn't stand the light of day, which you have planned from the start.

    • @elip8311
      @elip8311 2 роки тому +9

      Not from satellites in fake space but from Direct energy Weapons (DEWs) mounted to high elevation airplanes.
      Lockheed Martin had an advertisement bragging about it’s capabilities called Athena.

    • @AlphaPoppa38
      @AlphaPoppa38 4 місяці тому

      Space is fake and gay

  • @gerihuginn
    @gerihuginn 2 роки тому +88

    You guys had a ridiculously successful tv show. It’s hard to watch you get lowered into the pig pen with us. It’s a slow and painful descent into madness

    • @daviddavidson5523
      @daviddavidson5523 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure sam is a crypto millionaire who just won a gigantic sum of money through boxing and nick has money from car dealerships and MDE spillover. They do this because they are "problematic" fuckers should just make a new sketch comedy show. "There isn't enough money for my time sink" shut the fuck up sam. Create your legacy and stop thinking in dollars

    • @rickdeckard1075
      @rickdeckard1075 2 роки тому

      @@reginaldcornwalingford6210 until he gets reported to the 87K new irs agents

    • @ThatDudeCobz
      @ThatDudeCobz 2 роки тому +22

      Nick has a couple successful businesses as well

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky 2 роки тому +28

      These two are far from struggling lol

    • @jamesnesran2348
      @jamesnesran2348 Рік тому +6

      they doin alright

  • @afterdark6822
    @afterdark6822 2 роки тому +13

    You will own nothing and be happy.

  • @vashlash6870
    @vashlash6870 2 роки тому +40

    "EVERYTHING IS PLANNED BRO" is so damn annoying. The powers that be, are basically throwing darts at a board blindfolded. Occasionally one hits the bullseye and most miss.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому +27

      That is an equal amount of speculation though, the reality could simply be that they try to control everything and only succeed ~50% of the time.

    • @Nah_Bohdi
      @Nah_Bohdi 2 роки тому +3

      Everything not being part of the pla was a part of the plan.
      Trust the Q.

    • @mvito39
      @mvito39 2 роки тому +1

      509 dollar certified check with your name on it..

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 2 роки тому +3

    the fucking cancer robot made me lose it, what a hilarious concept.

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +1

      Dude the shit Nick comes up with totally unprompted is just an absurd level of comedy

  • @GloriousGrunt
    @GloriousGrunt 2 роки тому +9

    Sounds like sales and dropshitting businesses are drying up, hope Nick's doing ok with commissions :(

  • @thecatrooms
    @thecatrooms 8 місяців тому +2

    Nicks nice voice doing the bit where he's being recorded killed me

  • @Doinkski
    @Doinkski 2 роки тому +18

    Sam and nick are two very smart guys… I’m a super left leaning guy who’s been told by other left wingers that Sam is a white supremacist alt right figure but the more I watch him I realize he just sees things for how they are and I find myself agreeing with most of the things he says

    • @nickb1762
      @nickb1762 2 роки тому +10

      They’re dangerous bro. they’re bad eggs….. I don’t want you hanging around them. Keep streaming Peggle with your caring warm friends like a good boy

    • @andysmith9645
      @andysmith9645 2 роки тому +3

      why are you left wing.

    • @israelCommitsGenocide
      @israelCommitsGenocide 4 місяці тому

      @@andysmith9645 probably low iq and watched a lot of state sponsored media or went to public schools.

  • @GoofTroopdumdum
    @GoofTroopdumdum Рік тому

    Bad ass videos helped me sleep. Streams helped me unwind. Thanks

  • @harrywood6827
    @harrywood6827 2 роки тому +23

    If only my mum and her bf bought me that 1st edition Charizard from the old lady in the malls carpark markets 20+years ago for $20 when I was 11. IMAGINE!

    • @CivilizedWasteland
      @CivilizedWasteland 2 роки тому +4

      Hey probably would have gave it to your cousin or something thank God I didn't have anything like that my parents would have "donated it" aka thrown it in the trash

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky 2 роки тому

      I lost a 1st edition when my dumbass sold all my cards at a garage sale for way less than they were worth lmaoo

    • @harrywood6827
      @harrywood6827 Рік тому

      @@John-mf6ky Idk I still have card sets from Japan when I went over there at 12.

  • @x_x.2003.mp4
    @x_x.2003.mp4 2 роки тому +2

    Nick is so loud when I turn the volume all the way down I can still hear him lolllll

  • @TheClassicalSauce
    @TheClassicalSauce 2 роки тому +5

    "You're going to tell me there was 70ft snakes slithering around? FINE!" Haha, no shit dude. I don't give a fuck either. Fuck it.

  • @malkudii2464
    @malkudii2464 2 роки тому +7

    Yo I'm currently homeless with 2 jobs I deal with crackheads bothering me while I sleep love the vid tho

    • @ForgivingDragon
      @ForgivingDragon 2 роки тому +3

      How can anyone with two jobs be homeless for longer than a couple of weeks? That cardboard sign is hiding a lot.

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 2 роки тому

      Buy a car for 800$ and sleep in it noob

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy 2 роки тому +7

    If you have a union job don’t quit.
    If you don’t then find a union job then quit your current job.

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 2 роки тому +4

      golly gee i sure love a 45 minute union lunch break it makes my life less hell then back to picking up crates for 8 hours.

  • @neosho3953
    @neosho3953 2 роки тому +19

    I had a college internship earlier this year that I just completed ghosted when the Russia-Ukraine stuff started up. I just don't really care that much when the powers that be seem hell bent on making things as shitty as possible.

    • @djdoggynutellanutsack6766
      @djdoggynutellanutsack6766 2 роки тому

      Yeah dude sabotage your own life because of what some subhuman slavs are doing on the other side of the world.

  • @Sock1122
    @Sock1122 2 роки тому +8

    Whoa freaky. I was actually thinking about the Dream-advertising joke they had in Futurama today and thinking how f'd up itll be if it becomes a reality

  • @kekistanimememan170
    @kekistanimememan170 2 роки тому +2

    “That’s so funny, collateral damage” -Sam “self Defense situation” Hyde.

  • @cicadatired
    @cicadatired 2 роки тому +3

    13:00 everyone should listen to Bill Hicks address the marketers in the room

  • @STOPSYPHER
    @STOPSYPHER Рік тому +1

    Nicks heavily censored rant is some of the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while 😂

  • @mysteriousmansion1841
    @mysteriousmansion1841 2 роки тому +11

    Sam is confirmed spoiled rich kid who doesn’t care about his fans.

    • @mysteriousmansion1841
      @mysteriousmansion1841 2 роки тому

      @@emjay3066 The Internet broke you bro. Lots of people are real people

    • @Gibson-zq7tb
      @Gibson-zq7tb 2 роки тому +6

      Don’t be a “fan” of another man. It’s sad to begin with.

    • @mysteriousmansion1841
      @mysteriousmansion1841 2 роки тому +3

      @@Gibson-zq7tb you want to be a cool kid too bad

    • @Gibson-zq7tb
      @Gibson-zq7tb 2 роки тому

      @@mysteriousmansion1841 not really. I just don’t want to dick ride other men. That means I want to be a cool kid too bad ? Sad life you must live. Enjoy worshipping other men and never doing anything on your own.

  • @zama4378
    @zama4378 9 місяців тому +1

    I dreamed about perfect guy life podcast

  • @nsv-pd9bd
    @nsv-pd9bd 2 роки тому +60

    Am I the only one not worried and feel like everything is going to end up fine in the end?

    • @D1sc0rd-
      @D1sc0rd- 2 роки тому +57

      when God vaporizes the planet and creates a new earth

    • @thetechfromheaven
      @thetechfromheaven 2 роки тому +3

      And all those who have repented their sins will save their shouls and reincarnate in some other world lol

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 2 роки тому +24

      For sure. It just has to hit a point of being bad enough before people are tired of it.
      Sadly, I think most people are too ignorant of the massive pile of sins committed by the US government & just how bastardized we have become from what was intended. They'll wake up to things that are influencing & effecting them directly eventually, but not much more.

    • @gxlorp
      @gxlorp 2 роки тому

      Yeah. If you follow alternative media with a sane mind, the take away is that their is a kernal of sanity and humanity. Additionally, spiritually, humanity will win. Not that we always do. But in this timeline, for some reason, we win. It's because the psychopaths weren't ever totally In control and it got away from them. I parallel earths new world orders take over. You can go visit them in another incarnation. But I wouldn't want to.

    • @teleskopossomnium
      @teleskopossomnium 2 роки тому +5

      it would take the whole world rising up together. it’s going to slowly get worse and the grip tighter. each new generation will be none the wiser and as the old generations die out, so will their history

  • @makeitrainepoker6355
    @makeitrainepoker6355 Рік тому +2

    I had a dream about the new 99 cent cookies from Wendy's last night.. Limited time only

  • @bud389
    @bud389 2 роки тому +9

    "There's definitely a way to give people cancer" - Chromium, radium, agent orange...

  • @FiggsNeughton
    @FiggsNeughton 2 роки тому +1

    Nick going off on the dream advertisers, I can't fvcking tell if they're editing the audio or if he's just making weird noises LMAO

  • @JCxyz666
    @JCxyz666 2 роки тому +4

    Can anyone please ID the background music that starts around 1:25? It sounds so familiar and is triggering nostalgia but I can't remember for the life of me

  • @pokerone6489
    @pokerone6489 2 роки тому +2

    4:48
    One look at the calls in an audio editor shows the clean cuts being made. Sounds like she recorded in a sound booth, and likely wasn't even talking to him. Whoever edited the thing didn't cover it up very well.