everyone : can't wait to see look on his face! also MC : *proceeds to make the legendary adventure to buy milk* After the prank, noone ever again saw MC.
After the prank. Sayori: "ZERO! WTF ARE YOU DOING!?" Zero: "Burning my house down." Sayori: "WHY!?" Zero: "Yall hid so many things in my house that I decided to burn down my house and build a new one." Sayori: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
@@tomiokagiyuu0 To be fair though, what did she and the others expect Zero to do? Forgive and forget? No. He's going to do something that will make the girls regret pulling a prank on Zero.
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Father. It's me, Michael. I did it. I found it. It was right where you said it would be. They were all there. They didn't recognize me at first but then they thought I was you. And I found her. I put her back together, just like you asked me to. She's free now. But something is wrong with me. I should be dead. But I'm not. I've been living in shadows. There is only one thing left for me to do now. I'm going to come find you. I'm going to come find you.
seriously though @AfroZer0 this calls for a sequel of this where MC gets isekai'd after stealing supplies from 7/11 and legging it. And then Truck-kun delivers a devious package of death for MC, right in front of the girls. And then he wakes up in Skyrim. The End.
Okay, they react on the pranks MC does, but here is a tip from a father of two kids: I know how MC feels. First, for the female readers: There is no right moment to tell him that you are pregnant. Just tell him. If he loves you and you have always been honest he will stay, for sure! For the male readers: Becoming a father is no armageddon! Even your own father was shocked at first, like every guy on earth. But when you've found a girl like the Dokis, hold them and never let them go! Trust a guy, who is in relationship for 18 years this month!
And thus, Zero went out to buy some milk, but seeing as he couldn't afford it, he took a shady job. He was then abducted and taken overseas and hasn't been heard from since. Nice prank Monika! Also yeah, what kind person would kill off an important character so suddenly!? You'd have to be a real sicko! Anyway, I look forward to seeing more Vigilante!
Welp, good luck with the prank, girls, because MC is going on the epic quest that no one has ever returned from. And it goes by the name of "Getting milk from the store".
When I saw this notification pop up, my first response was, "huh what an odd thing for zero to make a mod on", then after half a second I realized the date
The interview: Interviewer: So ma'am, how did this happen? Monika: I pulled a prank on My boyfriend and he went to the store Interviewer: prank? Now what was this "prank" Monika: I pretended to be pregnant, I'm surprised he fell for it Interviewer: am I correct to assume he said he went to go get milk? Monika: not exactly he just said he was getting diapers and other baby stuff Interviewer: *sigh* Sorry Monika but it seems you've fallen for the classic internet stereotype maneuver Monika: HOW DOES THAT EXPLAIN THE DEAD BODY WE FOUND Interviewer: eh I don't know, you figure it out
At that point, if I were MC and saw that this entire thing was a prank, next schoolday I would put my resignation letter for the club and leave for, a week? And refuse to answer the door as well just to solidify the whole thing
It's good to see the fandom of this incredible game is still alive, this game is definitely in my my top 6. I hope a official follow up to ddlc comes soon. You can guess who my waifu is by my pfp btw if u look real hard
@@Ruby2P Ok, sorry, is that what you want? As someone who likes this game, I thought I'd comment that people still acknowledgement this masterpiece. But no, we are too smart to just move on looking at it like some random comment.
@@Ruby2P I apologise. I am not too good at understanding jokes myself either, so it's not entirely your fault, I just good annoyed by the tone that the sentence sounded in my head
If I was MC and I came back (that's a very big IF) and find that there was a bunch of pranks in my house I'd burn it down and then go commit lego step.
Yeah uh... Thay prank would backfire with me. She'd need a crowbar just to escape the vice grip hug I'd be giving her waist. The dokies would be waiting outside for a while.
Hold up, hold up. Some petty ass pranks, deserves a mf fake pregnancy prank? Bro that's like, a huge red flag + a relationship deal breaker right there wtf Monika
"I'm pregnant" "..." "Well..." "..." "Aren't you gonna say something-" *jumps on his feet, rushes over the phone* "GABRIÈ, CALL THE OTHERS! JUST DO IT AND TELL THEM TO COME TO MY PLACE. EMERGENCY MEETING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE COOKING? HURRY UP" *hangs up* "What-" "Me and my fellas are gonna have a little sit down to discuss the situation"
In an alternate timeline : "Fine, since you're pregnant while being virgin let's having a new Jesus" Or : "Fine, since you're pregnant while being virgin let's loose it !"
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In 20 years time Zero's child, AfroOne will take over the channel and twitch. This is the start of a new age. Of AfroOne
I added a like to the other 69.
Another 20 years and AfroTwo
replace the o in one with 0 like Afro0ne
Lol
Afro0ne, AfroTw0, AfroThre3, AfroF0ur, AfroF1ve (AfroFiv3), AfroS1x, AfroSev3n, Afro3ight (AfroE1ght), AfroNin3 (AfroN1ne), AfroT3n
everyone : can't wait to see look on his face!
also MC : *proceeds to make the legendary adventure to buy milk*
After the prank, noone ever again saw MC.
Nah, he's not man enough to not come back. They would find him. They always do.
@@AfroZer0 a trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.
XD
:v🤣😂
@@AfroZer0 If anything, Monika would find him easily. Since she could just use her console access to find his location
"I promise I'll still love you whatever it is"
"I'm pregnant"
"We are in a dire need of milk"
my thoughts exactly
lmfao
Yep we 100% need milk so bye see you later
I like how Yuri hesitated at first, then she went: “yeah, we should prank the hell out of him.” I assume MC will prank them back in the future.
He should, even if he might get deleted. I would take the risk.
Zero: "Come again?"
Monika: "sure im already pregnant anyway"
WHAT
@@coffeegaming9863 they can come together again :D
r/cursedcomments
Lmao
*I quickly get up from the couch and make my way toward the door"
Monika:where are you going?
Zero: to buy some milk..
The Baby When He Grows: ...
After the prank.
Sayori: "ZERO! WTF ARE YOU DOING!?"
Zero: "Burning my house down."
Sayori: "WHY!?"
Zero: "Yall hid so many things in my house that I decided to burn down my house and build a new one."
Sayori: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
Damn Sayori, I didn't know that she could snap like that
@@tomiokagiyuu0 To be fair though, what did she and the others expect Zero to do? Forgive and forget? No. He's going to do something that will make the girls regret pulling a prank on Zero.
Ouch,i did not know that Sayori can swear all time!
Swearing sayori scary!
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
Mc should prank monika back by going out to get milk and not coming back for a couple days and making monika think he broke up with her
emotional damage is the best prank (and probably the best kind of damage)
@@icecreamwaffles1962 eMOTionAL DAmaGe
I'd actually leave the bitch. Don't need that shit in my life.
A well deserved prank ngl
@@icecreamwaffles1962 eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe
I thought zero was going to say "I'm going to the store to buy some milk"😂
You'd probably delete him for that Monika
@@kunal1957 I would
he isn’t a file l_I
@@Mag-DoubleJ Yea but you can delete characters
* Malzeno just glitches into existence *
Malzeno: Do you need this?
Bruh when he said "I'm going to the store." I'm like "Oh no, the magic words."
Girls are truly terrifying when they go all out on pranks
Too bad he never came back
They're all gonna die when MC gets his revenge next year (or have 1000 years of suffering I don't know yet).
A thousand years of suffering sounds nice. Maybe feed them to a sarlacc.
It's just a prank bro
The prank:
Meanwhile MC: *Went to get the milk and hasn't opened up DDLC in 50 years*
It's official folks, Zer0 is now a father. Achievement Unlocked! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Achievement Unlocked: I am your father
Father. It's me, Michael. I did it. I found it. It was right where you said it would be. They were all there. They didn't recognize me at first but then they thought I was you. And I found her. I put her back together, just like you asked me to. She's free now. But something is wrong with me. I should be dead. But I'm not. I've been living in shadows. There is only one thing left for me to do now. I'm going to come find you. I'm going to come find you.
@@SilverSunlight2 Achiviment Unlocked: No thats not true THATS IMPOSSIBLE
Now get the milk
@@yourmother6824 fnaf vibez
"can you even eat bread"
No she'll starve
"How the hell did I get pregnant? I'm just a bunch of pixels!" "Well baby, maybe I'm just that good."
Genuinely though for a second that MC/Zero was gonna end up isekai'd by our friend Truck-kun at the end. Truck-kun strikes again with a devious prank.
seriously though @AfroZer0 this calls for a sequel of this where MC gets isekai'd after stealing supplies from 7/11 and legging it. And then Truck-kun delivers a devious package of death for MC, right in front of the girls. And then he wakes up in Skyrim. The End.
Bold of them to assume he’d come back to fall victim to those alarm clocks. Little do they know he’s off to get the milk and he’s never coming back.
This has been the most wholesome I've ever seen DDLC.
Okay, they react on the pranks MC does, but here is a tip from a father of two kids:
I know how MC feels.
First, for the female readers:
There is no right moment to tell him that you are pregnant.
Just tell him. If he loves you and you have always been honest he will stay, for sure!
For the male readers:
Becoming a father is no armageddon!
Even your own father was shocked at first, like every guy on earth.
But when you've found a girl like the Dokis, hold them and never let them go!
Trust a guy, who is in relationship for 18 years this month!
“and Zero never came back.”
I had a feeling it was a prank. Nice job, Zer0.
Man good on you Zero i hope he be a good father and get the milk.
Bro really pulled the legendary act of getting the milk 💀
"legends say that zero never returned from getting the milk and diapers"
Zero actually went to the store to get some milk.
Bro really gonna buy milk and not come back for 18 years. What a legend, even at the darkest times this man always has a plan up his sleeve
And thus, Zero went out to buy some milk, but seeing as he couldn't afford it, he took a shady job. He was then abducted and taken overseas and hasn't been heard from since. Nice prank Monika!
Also yeah, what kind person would kill off an important character so suddenly!? You'd have to be a real sicko! Anyway, I look forward to seeing more Vigilante!
YEAH, fucking zero... my vigilante not here yet :(
+
Monika: I am positive
Mc: Wow okay I wish you good luck! After the Pandemic
Monika: I mean I am pregnant
Mc: am the father?!
*loads shotgun*
"You can't expect God to do all the work"
It's purging time baby les go!
Zer0^2 is going to have to eventually find out that playing a dating sim somehow got his dad a girlfriend.
AfroOne
0^2 is still 0, gamer.
Welp, good luck with the prank, girls, because MC is going on the epic quest that no one has ever returned from. And it goes by the name of "Getting milk from the store".
I was waiting him to say "well would u look at the fridge i ran out of milk gotta get some"
I have never related so hard to the first 10 seconds of a video.
"Hahaha, very funny prank Monica"
*MC opens game file directory*
“Haha nice joke monika”
“ oh wait I forgot to buy the milk”
“I gtg”
*oh, you couldn't access the console because it was frozen? How about I just take it altogether?*
"What about I pull a prank on you?"
Messes around with the files to actually get her pregnant
I was like What the fuck is this shit and then I remembered it was April 1
"You're like.. 2 hrs early"
If I was monika's brother- "Then you're two days late to the news then BROTHER, Lemme in"
You never can trust in someone on 1 april...
When I saw this notification pop up, my first response was, "huh what an odd thing for zero to make a mod on", then after half a second I realized the date
2:56 thought he was gonna buy milk😂😂😂🤣
The interview:
Interviewer: So ma'am, how did this happen?
Monika: I pulled a prank on My boyfriend and he went to the store
Interviewer: prank? Now what was this "prank"
Monika: I pretended to be pregnant, I'm surprised he fell for it
Interviewer: am I correct to assume he said he went to go get milk?
Monika: not exactly he just said he was getting diapers and other baby stuff
Interviewer: *sigh* Sorry Monika but it seems you've fallen for the classic internet stereotype maneuver
Monika: HOW DOES THAT EXPLAIN THE DEAD BODY WE FOUND
Interviewer: eh I don't know, you figure it out
At that point, if I were MC and saw that this entire thing was a prank, next schoolday I would put my resignation letter for the club and leave for, a week? And refuse to answer the door as well just to solidify the whole thing
I like how half the comments seem to have ignored the whole “published April 1, 2022” part (or one third of the video)
*DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT*
I NEED a part 2!
CONGRATS ZEROOOOO
Excuse me........WHAT!!!!
Hmph!.......Here I am getting excited for little zeros.......hmph! MEANIE
Reality is often disappointing
(after the prank)
MC: Monika, you know i also have access to the files
Monika: oh no
I'm watching ghost death from call of duty that line is perfect
AND ZER0 WILL NEVER COME *BACK*
holy crap I don't believe this game is gonna be 5 years old this year
1:50
My Custom Character: *Racks Shotgun Shell* “THAT AINT MY KID IM ASEXUAL!”
When MC gets back I hope he also gets some aloe...That's a nasty burn they gave him.
Baby's first word: Just Monika.
: |
The start: seriously they killed him off just like that
Me: hmmm, how strange, sounds like a certain mod about being a vigilante
Perfect opportunity for scientists to test out new methods of birth control ❤
If I was Zero in this situation, I'd just have walked and made the decision to go to mars
It's good to see the fandom of this incredible game is still alive, this game is definitely in my my top 6. I hope a official follow up to ddlc comes soon. You can guess who my waifu is by my pfp btw if u look real hard
Look a dam* FNAF, I'm not surprised this fandom is still alive.
@@Ruby2P Ok, sorry, is that what you want? As someone who likes this game, I thought I'd comment that people still acknowledgement this masterpiece. But no, we are too smart to just move on looking at it like some random comment.
@@shlokwaghela9560 I was being sarcastic, I have a terrible sense of humor.
@@Ruby2P I apologise. I am not too good at understanding jokes myself either, so it's not entirely your fault, I just good annoyed by the tone that the sentence sounded in my head
@@shlokwaghela9560 It okay, ima stupid.
When the MC comes back and finds out: That's it I'm bringing you 3 into the basement
The first thing that comes to my mind when reading the title is "USB pregnancy"
''It's going to be a while until he gets back'' it sure is monika
Not the alarm clock
i wonder what exactly monica was messing with when she "glitched" the files
2:44
"They had us in the first half not gonna lie"
"Bruh this your reality now monika!"
I scream as i pull the hammer back
2:44, For a second i thought he gonna leave to get some milk
If she told sayori sayori would be like: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG CAN WE BE THE AUNTS! ( sayori would be talking bout the other gurls )
When he said that he was going to the store i just thought he would go for the milk.
I like how this appeared a day after I got the best ending in DDLC
If I was MC and I came back (that's a very big IF) and find that there was a bunch of pranks in my house I'd burn it down and then go commit lego step.
Yeah uh... Thay prank would backfire with me.
She'd need a crowbar just to escape the vice grip hug I'd be giving her waist.
The dokies would be waiting outside for a while.
Hey guys, I would like to introduce the 6th member of the club!
And that was the last time zero was seen again
Hold up, hold up.
Some petty ass pranks, deserves a mf fake pregnancy prank?
Bro that's like, a huge red flag + a relationship deal breaker right there wtf Monika
Idk man, messing with someone's expensive shoes is fucked. I'd argue his stuff was just as deal breakerish lol
when monika decided not to delete everyone :
NothingButMisery
New best item class: Baby!
Take baby to the star class with 'monika'?
Lol when he said I'm going to the store I thought he was going to get milk and never come back
I wished that at the end it ends up not being the MC who got her pregnant.
It's you then.
Look, the pranks Mc did was NOTHING compared to what there doing, I need another part too this
Im going to the store.... To get the milk
Zer0 went to get milk and nobody ever saw him again...
This minefield… fucking fools day!!!
I thought he would said hes going to the store to get the milk 🤣
"I'm pregnant"
"..."
"Well..."
"..."
"Aren't you gonna say something-"
*jumps on his feet, rushes over the phone*
"GABRIÈ, CALL THE OTHERS! JUST DO IT AND TELL THEM TO COME TO MY PLACE. EMERGENCY MEETING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE COOKING? HURRY UP"
*hangs up*
"What-"
"Me and my fellas are gonna have a little sit down to discuss the situation"
In an alternate timeline : "Fine, since you're pregnant while being virgin let's having a new Jesus"
Or : "Fine, since you're pregnant while being virgin let's loose it !"
now where’s the part where the MC went to find milk and just drive away from monika
There are some things you just don't joke about lol these girls have no idea what they've started. This is only going to escalate.
Great mod, Zero
Well that was pretty funny honestly.
Congrats on becoming a virtual dad zero.
when zero arrives deltes all the dokis and the end
JIJIJIJA
I'm sorry, but after "Come again", I couldn't stop laughing at everything.
im more confused that MC got laid. he has Zer0 game. (this joke may not be plot relevant, but still.)
RIP Zero's dreams and dignity
Ah the milk quest and after that’s done the vacation prank
ok if monika was pregnant, delivery would be sometime this month.
Pregnet, pregamte , PREGTANG, gregernaut,,,
GRAGUNT, preggier, pregton??prigant…. PREGITI!!
Zero didn't went to the store to buy diapers and bottles he went to the store to get milk....
Me after downloading the mod: IM A DAD NOW YEA BABYYY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!1!
imagine if they did a baby and when it gets old sometime the terminator asks :WHOS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO