Hesse, Thuringia, Greenland, Singapore, Alsace, Lubeck, Vienna, Bohemia, Tarija, Obwalden, Solothurn, Salzburg, Tyrol, Upper Austria, Vorarlberg: h e l l o
@@146yearsago4 Yeah I know the lyrics, cuz I'm from Poland, and believe me i can tell when song talks about depression, and when it's just trying to be edgy.
@@droga_mleczna nie skurwesyn, tylko odwołał się do popularnego mema "poland ball" w którym właśnie kolory były odwrócone. Polacy to jednak zawsze pajace w internecie. Robicie dosłownie wszystko, żeby kogoś obrazić, nie wiedząc nawet skąd pomysł na odwrócone kolory
1:18 "can you stop running" me *think* polish cow : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH phoenix SC : 'Why are you running, why are you running ?' Polish cow say : tak
@@shopen6 I BEElieve you may BEE onto someSTING there. PerFLAPS I could start a BUZZiness somewhere in POLLENd, because HIVE heard nice STINGs about there. WASP that too many bee puns? MayBEE
If the player looks at that cows back, it will be an indonesian flag. But the monaco flag is smaller than indonesian ones, soo it will be monaco's flag
I only have one thing on my mind Five grams of coke To fly away alone To the land for oblivion I have thoughts in my head When this condition When I'm not alone anymore Because a white eel will come
Me after every Phoenix video: We were so focused on the question if we *can* do it, that we never stopped to ask ourselfes if we *should* do it. (lovem tho! ❤)
Cow from Poland would like to remind you all about my 1M subscriber giveaway:
shockbyte.com/giveaway
Cow go moo
Fourth
1 million subscribers means shit tons of bots. Have fun lol
Cow go lishhh
Why. Why would you make this.
BRUH MY COW!!!
how are you verified as p0land
Oh no PheonixSC they are here for the cows
This is why you shouldn't have left your pets and family for skeppy events
Andrzej Duda?
Mhm, więc oni się znęcają nad krowami.
Fun fact:the cows from the village and pillage update animated trailer actually dance like the polish cow but more fast
yoooo you right, wth
Another fun fact: cow sounds were recorded in poland
"More fast"
Y E S
@@Okay1 Ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
w krainę zapomnienia
w głowie myśli mam
@@deema3769 kiedy skończy się ten stan
@@Enderere gdy już nie bede sam
@@lodufka4285 bo wjedzie biały węgorz
Whattheabsolutefuck-
i love how when he searched for the bucket he wrote "pain"
ikr
Lol yuh
128th like!
𝑳𝒐𝒍
Pain
Paint
I am always asked if I am polish because of my name resembling a polish word...
First
Hi some checked marked UA-camr I’ve never heard of
@@sm1davy155 who cares
are you polish?
oh shit it does
Villagers, but they can defend themselves. (possibly with string axes)
Yes
Yes
Sí
Yes
@@CodeRedZero si
Hey Phenoix, polish people wants their cow back
Tak ja czem moyom clove
Im still waiting for the grammar nazi
no we don't
@@IEnchantedEmerald pisze się mojom krowę
Hey phoeneeihoehneix
You just summoned every Polish person in 4 km radius
YES he do
tak
Jebać Dudę!
@@peepowonszrzeczny9158 nie tylko go, odrazu cały pis
You too
**Cow is on fire burning horribly**
Phoenix: *"I don't know why he's running around.."*
It’s clearly paint, not lava ;D
Shh, it’s paint
"cow is on fire burning-"
ah yes
Ogres like onions
Because Germany is nearby
"i dont know why he's running around"
*DO YOU NOT SEE THE 5FT FLAME*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what are u doing here xd
Hi plk
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@@amegus2621 I know that link. Do not try it
1:17
“Will you stop running”
Cow: *literally on fire*
cow
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idunnowahhezrunninaround
1:19 “I dunno why he’s running around”
*He says as the cow is on fire*
I can tell youre the kind of person who uses big words that you dont know what they mean to make yourself sound more photosynthesis
@@Raine_Walker yeah.. and?
@@ApexOrSomething I respect that you own up to it
@@Raine_Walker I’m just trying to think what the point was of you saying that.
@@Raine_Walker oh and also “photosynthesis” like that’s literally what a plant does to grow 😑
As a Polish man myself i can confirm, that this is how cows look here
@Gabriel PLBR13 because yes.
indeed
@Gabriel PLBR13 they're always cold, that's why
@Gabriel PLBR13 shhh it's paint
Swoją drogą to zły kolor
Btw it's wrong color
1:04 "red and white"
But flag of Poland is *white and red*
finally after all this years i found this comment
Pozdrawiam
It is from the top
it's indonesian cow
memez
Phoenix: types "pain" for a paint bucket
Me: *Pain Bucket*
Uszanowanie
ok buddy
considering the meaning of the polish cow song that actually makes sense lolol
Lol someone got the joke now
Well since the cow is burning its definitely a "pain bucket"
Phoenix: it's red and white
Indonesia and Monaco: *angry country ball noise*
Finally, a countryballs reference on a video which has nothing to do with countryballs
Hesse, Thuringia, Greenland, Singapore, Alsace, Lubeck, Vienna, Bohemia, Tarija, Obwalden, Solothurn, Salzburg, Tyrol, Upper Austria, Vorarlberg: h e l l o
@@eliyaskiya dang there just are too many…
@@photonbee1932 THE FANDOM IS GROWING
@@eliyaskiya add Denmark to there
0:28 the ”pain bucket”
nice pain
I never knew that being polish would be such a honor
Tak polska górą
@@antekpianka7876 yea/tak
Tyłko edno w głowie mam
Oj tak tak byczq / hell yaeh
TYLKO JEDNO W GŁOWIE MAMMM
Polish Cow: *Literally on fire*
Phoenix: _I don’t know why he’s running around_
𝘖
He is on fire because
Tylko Jeno w glowie mam
Koksu 5 gram...
Phoenix sc is sus
I love how its so cursed yet he acts like everything is normal
“Im gonna get a paint bucket”
*proceeds to type pain*
"Pain" that word perfecly discribes Polish history
there is no more spain without s there is paint without t
Pain bucket
@@logandurant6365 Well it is a lava bucket
@@_apple_juice_ not only history:I
I never knew I needed a Polish cow in Minecraft, but now I can’t live without it.
Same all so love the avatar photo 👍😁
ßame
plot twist: polish cow is an indonesian spy
70th like... I'm sorry
@Crane_ you just summed up every Phoenix video in existence
Phoenix: I need paint
Also Phoenix: **searches pain and grabs lava bucket**
* *Laughing in bedrock**
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear adam
@@AxxLAfriku uhmm searching through your channel is strange
@@AxxLAfriku no!
Pain't
This is the type of stuff you'd see me doing in 2012 thinking its vanilla
Next up: Phoenix SC turns a furnace into a “Dutch Oven”.
Botttttt
Waaait what's the Joke here im dutch and im not getting it
@@shxdow_V01D oh hey
@@gravitowl a dutch oven is a weird nickname for a fart that wooshes past a warm turd within the bowels before coming out the anus.
g
When Poland is recognized by a cow but as a Pole Im okay with that
cow
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I agree with this man right here. I'm okay with it as well (I'm Polish as well)
Poland cant into space
same
Polish cow: music about drugs and depression
Everyone: haha funny dancin cow
That's true 😂.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IT IS NOT DRUGS AND DEPRESSION IT IS SUICIDE
@@The-Demi-God no, its drugs
I love how he didn't sacrifice 5 seconds to search cow in google translator and didn't name this cow "Krowa"
yes
TAK
Lol
Prawdopodobnie by to czytał kroła
I know kurwa but i dont k ow krowa
@@rarepepe1610 HEY DON'T SWEAR
Song: *about drugs and depression*
Everyone: *Hmm yes, cow*
Did you steal the Comment or someone did Because i saw another Like this
@@Matt-wz4bs where did You seen it?
@@TheRoughIsGone In This video
By friozito
@@Matt-wz4bs You mean this Phoenix's video?
Cow: *literally on fire*
Phoenix: idk why he's running
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's crazy how Phoenix SCs entire job is to recreate dead memes in Minecraft
It's sad
Polish cow will never die
@@lacmacmclean it is Imortal
It will from drug abuse
Cow is literally dying:
Phoenix: Why are you running.
1:18 Phoenix: Why is he running around?
Polish Cow: Well let’s see you stand still while burning.
The only thing in my head is
*five grams of cocaine* - C O W
Yeah
Well that is the song
Haha cowcaine
The FBI would like to know your location
Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia
“My dissapointment is Immeasurable and my day is ruined”
Fact: the best meme has the darkest lyrics
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@@medkatv2yes stfu and stop doing that
@@medkatv2yes Get some help.
I know i swear
The only thing in my head
Is 5 grams of cocaine
The Polish Cow: *Actually Represents Indonesia.
Poland: **Triggered*
me:trigered
oops
yup, I'm triggered
Indonesians be vibing
🔪 stabbi time
Phenix: hehe polish cow
The song being about drug abuse: ...
Ye
I think o
Cow: literally on fire. Running around
Phoenix: I don’t know why he’s running
Song: depression, drugs, suicide.
The internet: cow.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ha ha cow go brrrr
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Any Idea: *Exists*
Phoenix: Hipty Hopyt U’r Now My Propety
cow
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Your grammar makes my brain want to die
Hippety* Hoppety* You're* Property*
Phoinex: Look at this funny polish cow!
Me who knows the lyrics: ...
Bruh moment
Same
Phoenix not phoinex
yeah i know the lyrics to (I'm from poland). 😘
@@Kammi198 so how are you typing English
I thought you says "pain" and I was like, " what? Did he say pain bucket?"
Fun Fact: If you name tag that cow "Dinnerbone", that cow will start sing Paket Phoenix Song
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*Indo gang Has Joined the chat*
polish cow
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“Haha! Polish Cow”
People that know the meaning of the song: *Holy Sht*
No i was like what tf has paint to do with the song
Odlecieć sam w kraine zapomnienia
Czarne myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan
Oh no...
@@Kendro43 Gdy już nie będę sam
UA-cam: since you watched 75% of this video, next up - Polished Cow
Phoenix: and we have polish cow
Me: *singing the dancing polish cow*
For a second I thought the title said “Polished Cow”
Same for me lol
hey thats a cool idea though...
Next Video: Polish Cow Learns how to hold a knife.
Next video: knife learns how to hold polish cow
@@jackson5452 Scary x10
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@@idiot552 TO BAD I MEMORIZED THE LINK BOI
Song on the polish cow meme: Talks about the singers drug addiction and depression
Phoenix SC: haahaha funi cow go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@@ItsKapselPL just search up polish cow song translated
@@146yearsago4 Yeah I know the lyrics, cuz I'm from Poland, and believe me i can tell when song talks about depression, and when it's just trying to be edgy.
@@ItsKapselPL I'm also from Poland and the song says cocaine 5 grams at one point
cow: on fire
phoenix: no idea why he´s running around
Polish cow, indonesia cow, monaco cow, and greenland cow has claimed this cow
There are even more 😂
@@tomenosmauserrio2747 ohno
Soviet cow
Disney princess: *starts singing*
Every animals in the back at 15 miles:
Suggestion: parrots imitating a cave sounds when it is dark
+1
x2
+3
x4
5*
Pov: przyszedłeś tu szukać polskich komentarzy
Pov: kurwa nic nie ma tylko biały węgorz
dokładne xD
co nie
How many things can you made in minecraft?
Pheonix: *YES*
True
next : make this cow sing polish cow song with "moo" sound
Um.. I prefer real lyrics, but fine
The Polish cow says: “Please don’t invade me!”
The cow still demands war repeations
Dancing Polish Cow song is an absolute vibe if you don't know the lyrics
I know the lyrics and it made ir better for vibin
Never knew that Polish cows were actually poke-balls.
The more you know...
Countryballs be like:
Nobody even remembers this meme
g
g
@@PlanetComputer h
Ah yes finally Someone respect the country Im from
Tak Polska
No, cale życie na to czekałem
Tylko że kolory odwrócił, skurwesyn
@@droga_mleczna Faktycznie XD
POLSKA GUROM
@@droga_mleczna nie skurwesyn, tylko odwołał się do popularnego mema "poland ball" w którym właśnie kolory były odwrócone. Polacy to jednak zawsze pajace w internecie. Robicie dosłownie wszystko, żeby kogoś obrazić, nie wiedząc nawet skąd pomysł na odwrócone kolory
Did you intentionally messed up the colors (red down white up, that how it should be)?
Biało czerwona
The upside down colors are an old joke for your information
@@ameliaswiatek9204 It's polish cow, not Poland ball cow
Its indo cow
@@ameliaswiatek9204 I guess Phoenix SC is a Polandball Fan.
Wow...
Finally somebody makes a Polish cow video from my language!
"The cow is now painted red and white, because it is polish!"
_Wait, what?_
Polish flag is Red and white
@@hyphe1337 White and red
@@GonkJohan no need to correct me for literally me writing the same thing just in diffrent ordet
@@hyphe1337 well it makes a big difference because now that would be Indonesia
@@hyphe1337 Red and white is Indonesia or Monaco :)
Phoenix SC then: i Made pigstep dance
Phoenix SC now: Polish cow
You do realize you have summoned the entirety of polish Minecraft fandom, right?
Myself included, hi.
1:18
"can you stop running"
me *think*
polish cow : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
phoenix SC : 'Why are you running, why are you running ?'
Polish cow say : tak
when the cow is dancing, you should make a song called cowstep
"Painted red and white because it's polish"
Monaco, Indonesia, Singapore has left the party
I AM so angry couse the flag I painted white and red not red and wihite
Singapore has Moon and Stars in its flag. This might be either Monaco or Indonesia.
POLAND FLAG IS WHITE AND RED
this video:
*exists*
me who knows the lyrics:
🤨
Yes
I love how he named the lava "paint"
Now we need a Canadian Cow that says sorry every time it moos. And has the flag.
And becomes hostile towards anything named “baby seal” or “trucker”
I don't want to sound like a COWard, but that flaming meatball is UDDERly DAIRYfying
It had to be said
*pain* (but likes comment anyway (: )
Your puns are SANSational could you do a tuTORIEL
@@shopen6 I BEElieve you may BEE onto someSTING there. PerFLAPS I could start a BUZZiness somewhere in POLLENd, because HIVE heard nice STINGs about there.
WASP that too many bee puns?
MayBEE
You're doing the Lord's work
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
W krainę zapomnienia
Czarne myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan, gdy już nie będę sam bo wjedzie bialy węgorz
Japierdole ale mam zjazd
xd
"i dont know why he is running?" Me 🤦♂️🤦♂️ HE IS ON FIRE
Im from poland and when i fiesta time saw this meme on American yt i was like: seriously someone cares about poland?
I mostly just remember Poland for the protests and for the spinning toilet song
Ja też tak myślałem
@Anony Mous because there is nothing to see in poland
@@mrsausage666 To prawda
@Antek K jedyne co mamy to idiotów
What you made a polish cow?!
* HE's A GENIUS!*
"The cow, looks like Indonesian"
Yeah, me too
@@teguhbrawijaya wtf
Nah its monaco
If the player looks at that cows back, it will be an indonesian flag. But the monaco flag is smaller than indonesian ones, soo it will be monaco's flag
thank you bc this is the first polish thing youve done and i am polish
I'm refreshing till i see another comment
Another comment
Bot in here already
But u fake
@MrBeast ✓⃝ yoo it's the rEaL MrBeast! Such poggers! :pepega:
@MrBeast ✓⃝ don't say to all subscribe to you
"It's fine... because there's also this."
*cow dancing with detached legs*
Me: OH GOD WHAT
"I made cows dance to Gdzie jest biały węgorz in minecraft"
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Rickrolled in 2020 lmao
@@intrack7028 you realise rick roll was a meme this year
@@reubenvann4355 no crap sherlock
Phoenix: paint bucket
Me: *P A I N B U C K E T*
I am from Poland gg to polish people love ur vids
True
Siema polak jebać disa
I've seen enough, I'm satisfied.
Take my like.
"Here your polished cow from the poland:"
I only have one thing on my mind
Five grams of coke
To fly away alone To the land for oblivion
I have thoughts in my head
When this condition
When I'm not alone anymore
Because a white eel will come
I'm from Poland and this is the most Polish thing i've ever seen. Thank you Phoenix.
Yes
Dont fotget about JD
@@kamoamo1730 Ale to inna liga
Wsm racje
Ah yes song about drugs and addiction
Everyone:C O W = F U N N Y
I thought you'd put the cow inside a stonecutter and he'd be polish'd
Me: *lives in Phoenix*
Me: *sees this guy*
Me: *subscribes*
Anyone gonna mention that he searched up pain and not paint and he got some “paint”
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
First your going to brazil and then you make a polish cow. My dad is from poland and my mom is from brazil lmao
Im proud of my nation.
It maked meme that is REALLY populat.
Thank you Cypis for making this song.
Oj tak tak +1 byczq
"We've added the Polish cow, it steals all your shit, including the nearly added cars" Jeb
Me after every Phoenix video: We were so focused on the question if we *can* do it, that we never stopped to ask ourselfes if we *should* do it.
(lovem tho! ❤)
Love the vids. You’re hilarious!
Phoenix: “I’m going to grab my paint bucket.”
*types in pain and grabs lava bucket.*
Yeah Phoenix a “gift”
I love the dancing polish cow more