10 spicy questions (answered)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 788

  • @SatelliteRacing
    @SatelliteRacing 6 років тому +733

    Tony looks like he just had a traumatic experience on a crab fishing boat.

    • @desidadevoid
      @desidadevoid 6 років тому +24

      Satellite Racing Dude everyone died that day. .

    • @peskyknight94
      @peskyknight94 6 років тому +3

      😂

    • @ep6808
      @ep6808 6 років тому +3

      Satellite Racing Specific but true

    • @andrewharper1609
      @andrewharper1609 4 роки тому +1

      He knows what you did last summer...

    • @lukedavies9708
      @lukedavies9708 4 роки тому +3

      He's chewing the leg of the children to his enemies

  • @themightymcb7310
    @themightymcb7310 6 років тому +521

    Jared you literally performed on stage with Trivium and Suicide Silence, and you invented the teehee meme, and a go-kart is your first thought for the coolest thing you've done?

    • @sike8156
      @sike8156 4 роки тому +25

      He also played with Breaking Benjamin

    • @JMPK23
      @JMPK23 4 роки тому +11

      @@sike8156 ok that grinds my gears. Austin has mentioned on so many occasions how much Jared is hard for BB.

    • @Sanity1532
      @Sanity1532 Рік тому +1

      Watch the bous

  • @scottyhester1
    @scottyhester1 6 років тому +455

    Y'all could literally just sit around telling stories for an hour and I would be happy

  • @jacobshoop5640
    @jacobshoop5640 6 років тому +519

    Is no one gonna comment about how Tony was chewing on a floss pick the whole time

    • @indigogirl994
      @indigogirl994 6 років тому +3

      DocRock Eww! I just realized that!

    • @bumpkin2539
      @bumpkin2539 6 років тому +31

      Dude i was fucking cringing the whole time

    • @towelie5127
      @towelie5127 6 років тому +6

      thanks for saying that in a much more timid way than i could.

    • @videl1528
      @videl1528 6 років тому +9

      lol it also fell on the ground

    • @bradleyhorn4249
      @bradleyhorn4249 6 років тому +8

      I see a lot of people doing that? It’s kinda weird but then again if he has ADHD or something it just keeps him occupied.

  • @throughalfanoir7302
    @throughalfanoir7302 6 років тому +133

    Jared seems like that nice guy who tries to involve everyone in the conversation idk

  • @thongwater9820
    @thongwater9820 6 років тому +114

    Best wifi: WuTangLan

  • @FullMetalcoreJojo
    @FullMetalcoreJojo 6 років тому +77

    You know it's going to be a good story when Dickey adjusts his snap-back

  • @markanthony5622
    @markanthony5622 6 років тому +155

    One time I named my wifi "FBI Surveillance Van #3"

    • @treyhunter7541
      @treyhunter7541 6 років тому +8

      Mark Anthony mine still is 😂😂, then my neighbor made theirs NSA surveillance van

    • @Rizboy02
      @Rizboy02 6 років тому +4

      I was on a highway and I was fucking around with my iPhone settings and I found a WiFi called “NSA Surveillance Van”

    • @Insomniacnerd3
      @Insomniacnerd3 6 років тому +3

      Mine is deadpool surveillance van lmao

    • @c.e.f4916
      @c.e.f4916 6 років тому +1

      That's what my hotspot is called (except #7) except the thing is, I actually drive a van........

    • @kegonpegs2833
      @kegonpegs2833 6 років тому +2

      no bullshit my old neighborhood had FBI VAN 1. needless to say no one ever tried to use it

  • @iand.1752
    @iand.1752 6 років тому +82

    Funniest WiFi name I’ve seen is definitely “My couch pulls out, I don’t”

  • @HAZKIN_Official
    @HAZKIN_Official 6 років тому +196

    LOLLL Austin's story about his parents in the shower

  • @khoshekh5668
    @khoshekh5668 6 років тому +13

    Cats aren't the problem. They're the answer!

  • @yzad666
    @yzad666 6 років тому +20

    John Wilkes Booth's brother saved Abraham Lincoln's son from getting hit by a train.

  • @johannas8284
    @johannas8284 6 років тому +66

    Funniest WiFi name I’ve seen:
    “Scream hail Satan for password”

  • @psychochicken9535
    @psychochicken9535 6 років тому +219

    Best Wi-Fi name I saw was: It hurts when I.P.

    • @sowelilili
      @sowelilili 5 років тому +1

      that reminds me of a Nirvana song lol

    • @cadeoneal8137
      @cadeoneal8137 5 років тому +5

      My neighbor had a Wi-Fi was nigga get your own wifi

    • @fiftysecwithoutza
      @fiftysecwithoutza 4 роки тому +2

      Avery dont ask Mexican seafood :)

    • @Mr.Maritime
      @Mr.Maritime 4 роки тому

      robot chicken

    • @Daily_Bassist
      @Daily_Bassist 4 роки тому +2

      My WiFi was called Pretty Fly For a WiFi

  • @ThisIsGOKKAR
    @ThisIsGOKKAR 6 років тому +55

    I couldn't decide whether to save this video to watch during dinner or while pooping, but then I saw the length of the video. I poop now.

  • @stardust7920042
    @stardust7920042 6 років тому +67

    Maybe it because I'm east coast but I couldn't tell you were saying giraffe at first.couldn't figure out what a draff room was haha

    • @Marcjamesdubois
      @Marcjamesdubois 6 років тому +1

      I feel you on that, I say it way different being from jersey

    • @dudeudontknow341
      @dudeudontknow341 6 років тому +4

      I’m west coast and I thought he said draff

    • @prashantsarkar821
      @prashantsarkar821 3 роки тому +1

      I'm from India. Also thought they were saying draff.

  • @guitarheroaero3451
    @guitarheroaero3451 6 років тому +22

    Here's a weird law: if you and your dog decide to nuke San Francisco, you will only be fined $500. It's also illegal to push a live moose out of a moving plane in Alaska.
    My friend and I got pretty bored at college orientation and started looking this shit up.

  • @brapcast
    @brapcast 6 років тому +42

    "I like androgyne names"- so if anyone hears you screaming "andy" in the bedroom you can play it off.

  • @kat2513
    @kat2513 6 років тому +62

    True 👏Friends👏 Tell👏 You👏 When 👏You 👏Have 👏A 👏Boogie.

  • @cjalmighty
    @cjalmighty 6 років тому +89

    My friends Wi-Fi used to be named "Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi"

    • @adamridds978
      @adamridds978 6 років тому +3

      cjalmighty genius!

    • @dylanschmeichel2008
      @dylanschmeichel2008 6 років тому +1

      i saw 2 funny wifi names. Edgy and Cool, and fucktrump. best names ever.

    • @dillondavis9631
      @dillondavis9631 6 років тому +2

      One time i was walking by an apartment complex and one of the WiFi names was "get off my lawn".

    • @frostyyart
      @frostyyart 6 років тому +3

      one of the wifis at a hotel i was staying at was called "We Can Hear You Having Sex" lmao

    • @billylemart
      @billylemart 5 років тому +2

      I heard the cowbell part the second I saw that

  • @valinhorn42
    @valinhorn42 6 років тому +18

    "I just didn't pull out at the right time." -- That's what Tony's dad said, too. REKT

  • @fangkisaragi7008
    @fangkisaragi7008 5 років тому +3

    The orginal final destination i cannot be behind a freaking logger truck thats loaded

  • @gregorysilva6592
    @gregorysilva6592 6 років тому +136

    How did all three of you guys meet ? Is there any cool stories about that?

    • @TheDickeyDinesShow
      @TheDickeyDinesShow  6 років тому +125

      Jared & Myslef (Austin) had been friends for awhile and when Jared started Rest, Repose with Fluff, Fluff posted an ad looking for a guitarist and Tony auditioned. Once he started coming around more it didn't take long for us to all become great bros.

    • @bloxbrodoesvideos5463
      @bloxbrodoesvideos5463 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheDickeyDinesShow lol myslef, sorry not sorry

  • @djenty_mc_djent_face8256
    @djenty_mc_djent_face8256 6 років тому +18

    Imagine golf when drunk. It would slowly turn into a sword fight

  • @cidsephtis2273
    @cidsephtis2273 6 років тому +22

    Drunken Curling..the possibilities for insanity are endless....

  • @alyusdickey9561
    @alyusdickey9561 6 років тому +17

    Lost Tapes always creeped me out when i was little, that stuff looked real

    • @exzaviorw
      @exzaviorw 6 років тому +3

      Alyus Dickey hahaha i loved that show as a kid but the Windigo episode scared the living shit out of me

    • @alyusdickey9561
      @alyusdickey9561 6 років тому +4

      Exzavior Williams bro, the one with the vampire living in the family's house gave me nightmares for a while! I've got chills now!

  • @CountRippula
    @CountRippula 5 років тому +4

    I like how 2 specific stories that happened to Jared became a common occurrence

  • @acewatson6161
    @acewatson6161 6 років тому +10

    "Spice it up daddyo" 😂😂😂

  • @frederick1969
    @frederick1969 6 років тому +23

    my best friends mother has a goat skull inside of a pentagram hanging over the mantle in the living room.

  • @SplotchTheCatThing
    @SplotchTheCatThing 4 роки тому +1

    I mean it's no wonder the seal in that lumberjack costume wants us cat-things all gone.
    More fish for him, right?
    Same with that vendetta against bears.
    ...he'd wipe out otters too, I bet...

  • @Tanzenergise
    @Tanzenergise 6 років тому +6

    we do have drunk boxing just go to your local irish pub.

  • @ColoradoMk4
    @ColoradoMk4 6 років тому +5

    Best thing to wake up to is a 30 minute Dickey dunes video 😍😂

  • @ThisIsGOKKAR
    @ThisIsGOKKAR 6 років тому +92

    Drunk Nascar

    • @alyusdickey9561
      @alyusdickey9561 6 років тому

      ThisIsGOKKAR lmao, thats the first thing i thought of

    • @d.o.1554
      @d.o.1554 6 років тому +6

      Insn't regular Nascar the same as drunk Nascar?

    • @c.e.f4916
      @c.e.f4916 6 років тому

      Shit, I didn't see that you already said this. Srry.

    • @kadenkugan3815
      @kadenkugan3815 6 років тому

      Smashed nascar

    • @dadsson4013
      @dadsson4013 6 років тому

      What's the difference?

  • @daricoman9459
    @daricoman9459 6 років тому +3

    From 19:50-20:10 I was shaving and I laughed and then nicked my face four times

  • @theplaceifeelsafest6319
    @theplaceifeelsafest6319 5 років тому +3

    My sister's wifi was "IsThisTheKrustyKrab?"
    So naturally the password was
    "SpudgeOnMyToast"

  • @randylahey3909
    @randylahey3909 6 років тому +16

    sports that should include the mandatory consumption of alcohol? anything requiring accuracy. Golf, Darts, Curling, Archery.

  • @jessiepost3001
    @jessiepost3001 6 років тому +4

    "Those American names like Tiffany or Jessica *everyone* Jessicaaaaaaaaaaa"

  • @carterasay
    @carterasay 6 років тому +7

    Do a video about your favorite shows you've played/want to play.

  • @theemmurestrain
    @theemmurestrain 4 роки тому +1

    2020 and Jared has played and toured with Trivium and Tony played an entire tour with The Used. Absolute legends ❤️

  • @liamkocka8720
    @liamkocka8720 6 років тому +5

    Least sexy name is Doris. 😂😂😂

  • @nduguchancler3326
    @nduguchancler3326 5 років тому +2

    15:10 Austin has Vietnam flashback

  • @slikdikrickman2425
    @slikdikrickman2425 6 років тому +27

    The answer to the first one should be “nascar”

  • @rogul1328
    @rogul1328 6 років тому +9

    This video is sponsored by War Robots!

  • @CBW_MT
    @CBW_MT 6 років тому +3

    I’d be more weirded out by someone who had like 4 giraffes in a room

  • @SuperSlawter
    @SuperSlawter 3 роки тому +3

    Man, Tony's bitcoin comments aged well.

  • @zackrichter
    @zackrichter 6 років тому +9

    Drunk hockey would be great

    • @AJEDDY97
      @AJEDDY97 4 роки тому

      Beer league is a thing. Lol

  • @thevanessarosette
    @thevanessarosette 5 років тому +1

    I saw a Wi-Fi that said, “I’m watching you.”

  • @Automotivegamerz
    @Automotivegamerz 6 років тому +33

    My friends Wi-Fi is named "pretty fly for a Wi-Fi"

  • @blacksheep9772
    @blacksheep9772 5 років тому +2

    Jaws scared the crap out of me too, still think about it when at the beach now.
    My car is covered in giraffe print (see pic) although it IS the only giraffe thing I have.... :)

  • @oatmeal710
    @oatmeal710 6 років тому +10

    that sport they do in norway where you have to shoot targets while skiing would be entertaining if they were drunk

  • @blackghoat
    @blackghoat 6 років тому +13

    It is illegal to eat a orange in your bathtub on a sunday in California.....im not joking

  • @vaporwavedog
    @vaporwavedog 6 років тому +7

    I love that Tony is just eating a floss thingy throughout the video

  • @Yotarnished
    @Yotarnished 6 років тому +7

    Austin is my soul animal

  • @cj_m8811
    @cj_m8811 6 років тому +7

    Keep going with the "10 (whatever) questions/topics"

  • @trentonbell7383
    @trentonbell7383 4 роки тому +1

    "what will be embarrassing in 5 years that's not now" explaining to my children what surviving Corona was like... Shockingly easy

  • @justinaxness6897
    @justinaxness6897 6 років тому +18

    Do you guys ever like actually tour? Would love to have a chance to meet you guys

    • @TheDickeyDinesShow
      @TheDickeyDinesShow  6 років тому +3

      Where are you from??

    • @justinaxness6897
      @justinaxness6897 6 років тому +3

      The DickeyDines Show Cheyenne Wyoming homies

    • @RevsStallionDuck
      @RevsStallionDuck 6 років тому

      The DickeyDines Show i live in Indiana. It would be badass to see you guys have a show over here

    • @courtneycattx
      @courtneycattx 6 років тому

      I live in south dakota.....nobody cool comes here :(

    • @vssshadow4353
      @vssshadow4353 6 років тому

      The DickeyDines Show I'm from Alabama. We have the 2nd lowest attraction of cool people

  • @bbqdipmcnuggets
    @bbqdipmcnuggets 3 роки тому

    i really enjoy watching these story-telling episodes from them where they would just sit and tell stories abt their childhood or anything happened to them, whether it be a good one or a bad one. it keeps me distracted from all the noises in my head lol.

  • @gardeningtipsyoutubechannel
    @gardeningtipsyoutubechannel 6 років тому +6

    Drunk skydiving

  • @dylanlikesoaa5673
    @dylanlikesoaa5673 6 років тому +9

    I didn’t understand that comment talking shit on Tony, until hearing him talk about cats...

  • @drunkenclown4805
    @drunkenclown4805 5 років тому +2

    thought yall said a whole draught like beer like a whole beer room
    but giraffes????

  • @Blacksheepmike777
    @Blacksheepmike777 6 років тому +6

    the movies they mentioned were the exact same movies that messed me up lol. All classics

  • @GoodBoiStuff
    @GoodBoiStuff 6 років тому +14

    YOU EGGED CARS?! NOT COOL BOI. AUTOMOTIVE PAINT IS EXPENSIVE

  • @chaoticvision2997
    @chaoticvision2997 6 років тому +2

    I’ve had reoccurring dreams throughout my life of scenes from the movie and just recently figured out what they were from. It was the Gumby movie I had like ptsd after watching that movie for the first time again after over a decade

  • @andysheldon2762
    @andysheldon2762 6 років тому +6

    11:12 what are you doing under the table Austin😂

  • @SevenGC89
    @SevenGC89 4 роки тому +1

    OMFG, I was watching this video while at my dads house while he was in the bathroom, he came out just as Tony said "I just didn't pull out in time" and my Dad goes... "Yeah I made that mistake 31 years ago".... Wanna take a guess at how old I am? lol

  • @bradleyfleming9145
    @bradleyfleming9145 4 роки тому +1

    every single name Austin said, I said like 1 second before he did. that was crazy

  • @LordKishi
    @LordKishi 6 років тому

    An American werewolf in London scarred me for life. That fucking moors scene dude.

  • @mememachine7938
    @mememachine7938 6 років тому +19

    Fkn i bet all the american kpop fans are going to cringe after they all outgrow that phase

    • @lisah1922
      @lisah1922 6 років тому

      Meme Machine not a phase for everyone

    • @bransonstevens5914
      @bransonstevens5914 6 років тому +1

      10 years later and I haven't "Outgrown" that "Phase" in fact I ended up moving to Korea and have spent a significant amount of time studying Korean history and culture because of K-Pop.

  • @LeHeuZaHer
    @LeHeuZaHer 3 роки тому

    1:04 that’s a throwback, I remember watching scarred back in the day

  • @JackJelly2488
    @JackJelly2488 4 роки тому +1

    Austin was experiencing his own zen at the t p

  • @sarty23
    @sarty23 6 років тому +3

    Austin! Come to Finland! We Will go to the sauna and have a hellish LÖYLY!!!!!!!

  • @DANTVSVERGIL
    @DANTVSVERGIL 6 років тому +5

    Dude, football players drunkenly tackling each other would be the shit, and it might make certain players *cough* Tom Brady *cough* good at catching non deflated footballs.

  • @somefecker1807
    @somefecker1807 6 років тому +2

    That's it I'm renaming my band to EAT - Eliminate All Thots.
    just hope periphery doesn't kick my ass for stealing their next album title

  • @MetalDisciple97
    @MetalDisciple97 6 років тому +18

    2/10
    Needs more War Robots

  • @chicktapus463
    @chicktapus463 6 років тому +51

    Hey, if i mail you guys $50, can i be the sponsor your video? no product. I'm not selling anything. just me. thanks.

  • @Nunya269
    @Nunya269 4 роки тому

    1:48 hockey anyone? Now people can come not only for the fights but also for the other drunk shenanigans 😂

  • @lvcifer-cloverfield
    @lvcifer-cloverfield 4 роки тому +1

    Jared, could you ever elaborate on your martial arts stuff? I'd love to hear more about that!

  • @kennyhouser3467
    @kennyhouser3467 4 роки тому

    Best WiFi name I've seen(although not most original) was in a neighborhood where a beater Van was abandoned at the end of a dead end street and someone's Network Name was "Not a Stake-Out Van."

  • @ChainsawSpartan1
    @ChainsawSpartan1 6 років тому

    Words can not describe how much I fucking love you guys

  • @stardust7920042
    @stardust7920042 6 років тому +3

    Also I know a good bit of useless facts a good one being that some companies use beaver butt scent glands to flavor vanilla.

  • @NautilusAeturnus
    @NautilusAeturnus 3 роки тому

    I think it's safe to say that Austin Dickey is a Jontron fan, with that "cookoo clock of doom" ref. lol

  • @katelynrothrock5837
    @katelynrothrock5837 6 років тому

    Chucky was the first scary movie I saw when I was a kid and I was traumatized from it for days

  • @bradleyfortier9682
    @bradleyfortier9682 6 років тому +30

    The fact that tony thinks he looks cool with the floss pick makes me want to end everything.

    • @axel-ec5th
      @axel-ec5th 6 років тому +3

      I dont wanna defend tony but some people just like shewing on shit.

    • @sirtorrance2069
      @sirtorrance2069 6 років тому +17

      I'm pretty sure he's chewing on it just to chew on it.

  • @janianomicon7849
    @janianomicon7849 4 роки тому

    Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of The Dark was my introduction horror as kid

  • @Ana-bn2uv
    @Ana-bn2uv 6 років тому +6

    Heey can we get more storygamings PLEASE?! Thank you

  • @thevanessarosette
    @thevanessarosette 5 років тому

    My biggest “Oh shit,” moment was when I was talking shit about this girl Alyssa with my friend on the bus. We completely forgot that two of her friends rode that bus though. My friend goes, “Yeah, I HAAATE Alyssa.” Alyssa’s friend goes like, “IF YoU HaTE Her SO MuCH, WhY DonT YoU SAy iT To HeR FaCe?” My heart SANK.
    Finding out I had cancer was another big one too lol

  • @CheddarTheShredder
    @CheddarTheShredder 6 років тому +14

    Tony's a cat hatter? well maybe I'm a Tony hater, how do You like that Tony Snoooooooooooook

  • @PixxiBug
    @PixxiBug 5 років тому +1

    That moment when your name gets mentioned as an non-sexy name.. what's wrong with Jessica? haha

    • @hazeleye99
      @hazeleye99 4 роки тому

      Literally nothing. Lmfao Did you know that the meaning for the names Jessica and Jasmine are the same? Maybe Jessica doesn't sound as nice, but they have the same meaning. People are just way too picky with names.

  • @snamot
    @snamot 2 роки тому +1

    Best sport for mandatory alcohol consumption: NASCAR

  • @LilCrispito
    @LilCrispito 6 років тому +1

    Here in good ol' Oklahoma, in a town near me, it's illegal to take a bite out of someone else's burger

  • @benjaminmishio9889
    @benjaminmishio9889 3 роки тому +4

    3 years later and bitcoin is booming

  • @xMRxZEROx
    @xMRxZEROx 5 років тому

    Eff the fuck off with that floss pick, Tony! Jeebus Crabst! 🤟🏻🤣

  • @ADoomSayer
    @ADoomSayer 3 роки тому

    Bro said drunk while skateboarding, but that's how the pros do it.

  • @richiedagger733
    @richiedagger733 4 роки тому +4

    How do you make chewing a toothpick more lame than ever?
    Chew a floss tooth pick

  • @xMRxZEROx
    @xMRxZEROx 5 років тому

    Fuck. I didn't know Jared had a black belt. Don't fuck with the Dines. 🤣

  • @603wolf5
    @603wolf5 6 років тому +6

    any sport involving vehicles

  • @erikdulac6245
    @erikdulac6245 2 роки тому +1

    19:17 this bit had me dying

  • @AmourEtLumiere
    @AmourEtLumiere 6 років тому +4

    Y'all sounded tired, you boys ok? Love you guys!

  • @puppyy780
    @puppyy780 3 роки тому

    You talk about the giraffe room, my studio is dedicated to flamingos. lol

  • @neeltheother2342
    @neeltheother2342 4 роки тому +1

    Tony: BITCOIN!
    He doesn't know what's coming...