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  • @knightwatchgames
    @knightwatchgames 7 років тому +4108

    Great job! We'd love to do more if you dream up more medieval scripts. The cinematography, lighting, sound and post production really brought it all together. Love it.

    • @mu115
      @mu115 7 років тому +36

      I wish I lived in San Antonio, that place looks so amazing!

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      @ColtDouglasMusic 7 років тому +15

      If I ever end up in that area I'm visiting the store. It looks like a great place!

    • @tavmminqat
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      Man I hate that I just moved to Colorado. I miss you guys at Knight Watch Games, one of the coolest stores out there.

    • @raymartin3014
      @raymartin3014 7 років тому +7

      Hey I actually come here a lot. Love Doormonster and Knight's Watch

    • @raulvalencia8573
      @raulvalencia8573 7 років тому +9

      So I'm curious, you guys clearly have tons of boardgames and do RPG's, but do ya'll host stuff for games like Warhammer 40k or Warmachine?

  • @TLhikan
    @TLhikan 7 років тому +3670

    As a player, I laughed.
    As a DM, I also laughed. But only on the outside.

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 7 років тому +1493

    Gotta love the sad knight.
    "I'm a recovering alcoholic."
    "I was imprisoned as a child."
    "I once lost EVERYTHING in a game of cards!"
    "My parents were eaten by a dragon."

    • @bradreed2001
      @bradreed2001 5 років тому +226

      He lost a game of cards to a dragon who ate his parents and made him a prisoner. After escaping he became an alcholic as his trauma was haunting

    • @athenasowls9553
      @athenasowls9553 4 роки тому +75

      @@bradreed2001 more accurately would be that his parents imprisoned him. Some day a dragon came along and ate the parents and freed him this way. Though he never learned anything he became a drunkard and lost everything in a game of poker. Afterwards a knight found him and took him under his wing to make him a great man. To fulfill his knightship he than has to go travel and adventure and bring a reward to proof his quest and the success of it.

    • @cornishphilosopher
      @cornishphilosopher 4 роки тому +13

      Good.

    • @e1123581321345589144
      @e1123581321345589144 4 роки тому +18

      If you put them in order it all makes sense:
      I was imprisoned as a child,
      My parents were eaten by a dragon,
      I lost EVERYTHING in a game of cards,
      I'm a recovering alcoholic.
      I feel sorry for the guy, but also glad he managed to turn his life around,
      ...just before defeating a dragon and being horribly sloughed by a band of outlaws for the treasure.

    • @vitrify
      @vitrify 4 роки тому +9

      You're really leaning on that back story, aren't you? 😂

  • @ryanbarham8464
    @ryanbarham8464 7 років тому +1339

    I like how they allude to the twist by mentioning how much it sucks that the barfolk have to stay cooped up inside all day! The DM is subtly hinting that this is a boring way to do the quest!

    • @ryanbarham8464
      @ryanbarham8464 7 років тому +208

      "And you guys can come with us!"
      "If it gets you to shut up and move on with your life, we'll go!"
      It's all over the place. I love it!

    • @chron874
      @chron874 7 років тому +60

      The DM subtly hints that he THINKS this is a boring way to do the quest.
      If this was real, the DM might want to look for a group that fits his style of adventuring and the group should look for a more uh, townfolky(?) kinda gm.
      But that's just my opinion.

    • @ChibiNyan
      @ChibiNyan 7 років тому +80

      As a DM, I can assure you, the best moments I had were when the players didn't do what I had planned (we were all friends prior to that, it helped too). Sure, it's annoying to see all your planning fo to waste, or some NPC you liked being completely ignored or even murdered immediatly, but in the end, it gives you the best stories.

    • @Lilitha11
      @Lilitha11 7 років тому +49

      I was running a game once, and there was a barkeep who was an ex adventurer and there was bounties posted for some thieves that been causing trouble in town. The players found the thieves hideout but didn't want to fight them so they taunted the barkeep and he went down there and killed all the thieves and did the side quest for them hehe. I thought it was a boring way to do the quest, but it was funny in it's own way and people enjoyed it.

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 7 років тому +41

      "I don't know what I'm looking more foward to- learning about it's *detailed* history or..."
      I thought there he might be a DMPC or something. Played it of as "that player" later, and now I know for a fact that I am a genius.
      *DM! I DEMAND a reward for uncovering this myself!*

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 5 років тому +2190

    0:29 you rewatch this and realize it’s the DM being passive aggressive towards the players, who are spending all their time in the tavern instead of exploring the world he created.

    • @trevoranderson7182
      @trevoranderson7182 5 років тому +252

      One time I spent a whole month working on a detailed map with rich lore and background. The first party I ran it with essentially hung out in the player's base and only ventured out to do required quests, not even bothering with adventure hooks.
      Sucks to be them; when I write campaigns side missions and events actually serve a purpose in the grand scheme of things instead of being a small distraction. So when they got to the final boss they were essentially charging in blind and half the party got wiped.
      About a year later I dusted off the same campaign and ran it for _another_ group, who took the time to explore the world. While they took like 5x as long to explore the map, they explored the shit out of it and walked into the final boss fight knowing who the boss was and with a plan to take him out.
      It goes to show that in a lot of campaigns, if you're careful and explore, you'll get tools or intel that helps later on.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 5 років тому +47

      Oh god I just noticed this.

    • @John_Smith.
      @John_Smith. 5 років тому +57

      I was looking to see if anyone else had seen that. They do it at 2:03 too.

    • @AlexBrown230
      @AlexBrown230 4 роки тому +37

      @@trevoranderson7182 The problem there was both you and the players weren't on the same page, clearly they were interested in doing something else, so why did they have to go up against this boss? You haven't added any details as to why the players were out there fighting bosses, did they wan to do the mission or were they doing it because they had to?

    • @Femaiden
      @Femaiden 4 роки тому +9

      but then...you don't dare try to nudge the players back on the path because then you get labeled as The Railroader. . .

  • @jonguilt7789
    @jonguilt7789 7 років тому +2712

    Oh dear gods we did this once! When we killed the local crime boss we just took over his tavern, then started a franchise in which the only adventures we would go on were to expand our business and reform drinking laws to be more lax. Any real missions that turned up we just stuck on the bounty board and took a commision fee. The GM just gave up and turned it into a real estate game

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 7 років тому +705

      *throws D&D rulebook out the window and buys 'Basic Economics' by Thomas Sowell and a monopoly guide*

    • @lelandmartin3970
      @lelandmartin3970 6 років тому +307

      "one day while working in the bar you get a letter saying your rich uncle who lived in a haunted house in the town of mayberry had died leaving you 2000 gold but you must stay in the house a full night to collect the dead before you can sell it ,rent it out or use it as an expansion on your buisness."

    • @Xel_Rendwyn
      @Xel_Rendwyn 6 років тому +232

      This is actually the best. Omfg. If this is real, that is hands down the best GM on the face of the planet. To give up on any plans he/she had and craft a game as the party willed it takes a master dedicated toward the desires of the party. I gotta tip the hat to the GM on that game.

    • @wx7fm
      @wx7fm 6 років тому +137

      If that's the way the players want to play, then the GMs got to support that or let them play a different game. But that sure is a funny thing, starting to play D&D and ending up playing tavern tycoon!

    • @bbbbende
      @bbbbende 6 років тому +89

      Tbh this is how Adventurer's Guilds were formed

  • @INTPTT
    @INTPTT 6 років тому +983

    "...learning about its detailed history..."
    In retrospect, I should've seen the plot twist at that line. No real PC would give a rat's ass about the setting's history.

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 5 років тому +45

      INTPTT I would, were it a truly well crafted world. I’m a sucker for details

    • @hasunoushasu9710
      @hasunoushasu9710 5 років тому +9

      Depend of the game. Tribe8 lore is a drug

    • @CethIsADevil
      @CethIsADevil 4 роки тому +9

      my player in my EVIL campain do, for some reason

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 4 роки тому +1

      I’m a sucker for lore

    • @ZachCremisiSky
      @ZachCremisiSky 4 роки тому +11

      @@CethIsADevil knowing lore to use it against your foes.

  • @rorystockley5969
    @rorystockley5969 7 років тому +473

    The players railroading the DM. I'll be honest, that's ingenious.

  • @imsodone-1910
    @imsodone-1910 5 років тому +436

    "My parents were eaten by a Dragon."
    *"Good."*

  • @elizabethdoman5658
    @elizabethdoman5658 7 років тому +701

    "We -could- fight less generic monsters," says the DM.
    "Nah, dragon, also with insane amounts of treasure," says PC.
    Poor DM.

    • @weckar
      @weckar 4 роки тому

      I tend to have the opposite problem.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 роки тому +1

      What is a less generic monster? What makes it a less generic monster? And why is that better?

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 3 роки тому

      In the one and only campaign I have run I made custom enemy's with balanced stats, except I made them the most exotic enemy I could find on d&d wiki.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 3 роки тому +1

      @PrimePal But you haven't answered my question. Everyone here is just talking about generic fantasy creatures and not saying what makes a dragon more generic than other the other generic fantasy creatures people are proposing as an alternative. Nor is anyone considering that the attempt to make something "less generic" might result in making something that the players don't connect or care about because it will be too bizarre or too at odds with the setting.

    • @freespeech3817
      @freespeech3817 2 роки тому +1

      @@GeorgeMonet Think about, every big RPG or MMORPG game title have dragons in it. Most of the fantasy books have dragons in them. Even games and books that are not fantasy based have dragons in them.
      It is generic because different settings have own unique creatures and dragons are overused everywhere often divided into different variations like Forest Dragon, Ancient Dragon etc.
      Also it is the only creature that is known everywhere for having own treasure room and that is also why dragons are generic because all adventurers wanna lay their hands on all of that fancy magical items and gold.

  • @Ddarkan
    @Ddarkan 7 років тому +2842

    That twist! I love it.

  • @jamezb6259
    @jamezb6259 5 років тому +560

    That reference to a different episode at the start was a nice touch

  • @roboticjanitor3332
    @roboticjanitor3332 5 років тому +434

    0:28 With the reveal that the "party" was actually NPCs and the bartenders were the actual party, I've just realized this scene was the DM's passive aggression made manifest.

  • @HellsRaven4444
    @HellsRaven4444 7 років тому +1594

    That beginning call back to D&D: Diplomacy

    • @gregorhodson3741
      @gregorhodson3741 7 років тому +92

      HellsRaven4444 Actually it was DiplomaNcy. Easy to miss the N.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 7 років тому +4

      Diplomancy and Dubiousness?

    • @brittanys9716
      @brittanys9716 7 років тому +53

      My name is Greg and I've killed a chicken with a man!

    • @AlexE5250
      @AlexE5250 7 років тому +4

      Nice catch! I had to go back and rewatch it once I read this comment

    • @Alex-gv2jc
      @Alex-gv2jc 7 років тому +5

      my name IS GREG!

  • @Elvalley
    @Elvalley 7 років тому +102

    "The adventurers come back from killing the dragon"
    "We kill them and loot them"
    "Go ahead..."
    *One TPK later*
    "What the hell just happened?"
    "Oh, right, forgot to mention, the adventure was worth about 8 levels of XP. Better luck next time"

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 3 роки тому +18

      Honestly, you'd think they'd be concerned about adventurers powerful enough to kill a dragon.

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 2 роки тому +12

      i think the plan is to coup de grace them while the party sleeps off a night of drunken partying in the tavern

  • @Makkovar
    @Makkovar 7 років тому +715

    "A dragon ate my parents!"
    "Good!"
    Oh my gods! xD

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 7 років тому +13

      Chaotic Neutral in a nutshell.

    • @adriaanadriaan123
      @adriaanadriaan123 5 років тому +5

      The best thing is this is the dm arguing with himself

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack 5 років тому +1

      My favorite part of that was him trying not to smile as he walked away

  • @MrDasbinich123
    @MrDasbinich123 7 років тому +1978

    Wow, did not see that comming. Well played ... well played.

    • @deathbyprocrastination9515
      @deathbyprocrastination9515 7 років тому +27

      *PARENTS ATE MY DRAGONS* wait... no... what.

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 7 років тому +6

      This comment could probably be posted on every Door Monster video, and it would be true. Their punchlines are incredible.

    • @MrDasbinich123
      @MrDasbinich123 7 років тому +6

      Mister Apple I didn't want to spoil the ending so I made my comment this vague, and in turn it fits most of their videos.
      It's true most of their twists are pretty well made.

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 7 років тому +1

      MrDasbinich123 Well, I suppose that's a testament to Door Monster's great writing.

    • @MrDasbinich123
      @MrDasbinich123 7 років тому +1

      It is. :)

  • @NickHoad
    @NickHoad 7 років тому +88

    I might steal the "I'm too old and withered and mysterious" line for a future adventure.

  • @sequorroxx
    @sequorroxx 7 років тому +277

    All the hints about how generic and predictable it all was should have been enough to guess there was some twist ending but holy crap did I not see it coming. Well 'played'.

  • @melissajanefletcher
    @melissajanefletcher 5 років тому +114

    0:54 arm waves in front of the camera to switch the little cup into a big cup so Ethan looks small. Absolutely genius.

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 4 роки тому +4

      wait why did they switch the glass? it looks like the same size. It definitely swapped but I just don't see why?

    • @melissajanefletcher
      @melissajanefletcher 4 роки тому +25

      @@XoIoRouge the glass had to look normal in the barmaid's hands, but massive in Ethan's hands

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 4 роки тому +6

      @@melissajanefletcher Ah... I rewatched it with that knowledge and damn that is a subtle touch. Good catch!

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 4 роки тому +3

      I've rewatched it about 5 times after reading this, and still se no change.

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 3 роки тому +3

      @@eric_moore-6126 Perhaps you should watch their perception video and try again.

  • @lorddestrustor8828
    @lorddestrustor8828 7 років тому +532

    Oh man, I did not see that coming.
    I love how the DM came up with this whole group, complete with at least one deep backstory and some intra-party banter, just as fodder to the actual party's shenanigans.

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 4 роки тому +8

      You can just feel his frustration in the final scene

    • @nexuslax3284
      @nexuslax3284 4 роки тому +3

      They are all his never to be played PCs.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 7 років тому +1618

    My gosh. I'd thought that your videos were the highest quality, but this has surpassed all of your previous ones (and thus all the rest of UA-cam) by an order of magnitude. I don't think it will get on Trending, but it should. You guys are masters. Smiles all the way.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 років тому +76

      Thank you so much! :D It seems to be doing better than usual, so that's something. We're just glad everybody is enjoying it so much after all the work we put in.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 7 років тому +3

      I noticed the Johann Bornlof music, btw. No shade, of course; he's an amazing composer.

    • @bsmith6784
      @bsmith6784 7 років тому +10

      You know what? Yeah, the twist at the end of this _was_ above your already very high average.
      Imma go share this to my old dnd group page now

    • @sindessaorellia
      @sindessaorellia 7 років тому

      facebook.com/ArmyAnonymous/videos/1063765500446062/?hc_ref=ARTT3DbbroRbrK_9K7MONBucHDkDAJcAAwN5JdXZRZwlJKyXnIMJZBuTP0vhnQttbgQ

  • @lordofdarkdudes
    @lordofdarkdudes 7 років тому +971

    Taverns are basicly unemploymet offices for PC's

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 7 років тому +74

      Except that plot dictates your success rates to be unrealistically high.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 7 років тому +43

      Have your resume handy... I mean, character sheet.

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 6 років тому

      Mark Foster well your character won't have their own character sheet, that'd be far too meta.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 6 років тому +3

      place full of alcoholics. Sounds like unemployment office to me

  • @NovaStella_
    @NovaStella_ 7 років тому +33

    Here I was thinking “Wow, the DM should really just let the players explore and not force their way through the story.” But then at the end I was like, “Oh. Oh! Ohhhh!! That is good! That’s very good!!”

  • @Err0rD00rFool
    @Err0rD00rFool 7 років тому +342

    The dm's npcs are that detailed? including actually breaking the fourth wall in a way that a player would actually break them? This is the dm we all want but don't deserve.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 років тому +115

      +Devilbreaker When the DM is Ian? Yes.

    • @chron874
      @chron874 7 років тому +50

      As a DM, NPCs are my characters. I care about them just as much as players care about their characters. Not everyone has a backstory of course. And there are even NPCs that my group has never interacted with and they have backstory. I'm just glad that we live in a time and age where i can use a computer for filestoring. Imagine you would have an entire file-cabinet dedicated to NPCs in your house :D

  • @kingmickey666
    @kingmickey666 5 років тому +29

    "my parents were eaten by a dragon" "Good" gets me every time.

  • @Hawkeye446
    @Hawkeye446 7 років тому +251

    So I felt like there was an obvious flaw in this plan in that anyone strong enough to kill the dragon is going to be to tough to kill, but then I thought about poisoned food and ... nvm, this plan is pure brilliance.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 7 років тому +4

      Isn't it?

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 7 років тому +2

      unless they have a paladin or a wizard able to purify the food...

    • @fishworshipper
      @fishworshipper 7 років тому +23

      Most adventurers assume that if you're buying food then it's safe.

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 7 років тому +2

      i would probably have the players make a perception check to see if they notice that anything is off

    • @HappyFunTimeslmao
      @HappyFunTimeslmao 6 років тому +8

      @Ultimate Street Yacht Battle I know I'm late to the party but what you should do is have them make a constitution check after they've eaten the food to see if they survive unless they are paranoid and they always check their food for poison

  • @rooster1038
    @rooster1038 6 років тому +17

    When he said "I used to be the same", I was expecting that he would follow that with, "but then I took an arrow to the knee".

  • @GooeyAdodo
    @GooeyAdodo 7 років тому +419

    When you start with a good campaign, then you find out that your players are more interested in doing an evil campaign. Great twist at the end you guys. Keep up the great work!!!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 років тому +12

      Thanks so much! :D Glad you enjoyed!

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 7 років тому +3

      Really great twist I was not expecting that at all.

  • @LongRest
    @LongRest 4 роки тому +9

    2:02 She says: "And you GUYS can come with us..." She is speaking to the old man but it's hinted that it's intended for the party. This little scetch has more foreshadowing than entire Sixth Sense!

  • @Ewanderer42
    @Ewanderer42 7 років тому +759

    That was amazing love that plottwist

    • @DanielBerke
      @DanielBerke 7 років тому +3

      That twist was, indeed, amazing.

    • @Ewanderer42
      @Ewanderer42 7 років тому +5

      Yeah, I was watching on my phone and had to laugh so hard it droped almost in my mouth. That's what I call entertainment ^^

    • @GamFan-ek9sr
      @GamFan-ek9sr 6 років тому +3

      We should have seen this coming since the halfling comments on discovering the lore and mysteries of the town. Most players just want to punch the dragons head of

  • @CaineSoren
    @CaineSoren 6 років тому +4

    Ethan telling the rest of the party about Diplomancy was an early hint that he was actually played by the DM

  • @Iceking-tf9kx
    @Iceking-tf9kx 7 років тому +1017

    The tavern, Ah yes. the one place everyone is convently at for no good reason.

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 7 років тому +124

      Much like a real pub, most people have no good reason to be there.
      At least in these cases they're needed there to drive the plot.

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 7 років тому +86

      Where else would you get a drink in this godforsaken hellhole.

    • @BrazenSolar
      @BrazenSolar 7 років тому +112

      To be fair, where else do you hang out in medieval times? It's the most entertaining place.

    • @ShaunCheah
      @ShaunCheah 7 років тому +78

      Alcohol is always a good reason.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 7 років тому +17

      Shaun Cheah and boobs

  • @AwfullyDeer
    @AwfullyDeer 5 років тому +163

    She had her fingers in the drinks...

    • @Proximax9
      @Proximax9 5 років тому +16

      lol this bothers me every time I watch this :D

    • @tortex1
      @tortex1 4 роки тому +15

      First you notice the fingers in the drinks, and then you notice the fake ears and how some aren't aligned with the real ear so it looks weird, and on others you see the adhesive keeping it in place. And you can't just ignore it.

    • @Kahrytes
      @Kahrytes 3 роки тому +2

      was looking for someone to say this

    • @eater_of_garbage_
      @eater_of_garbage_ Рік тому

      @@tortex1 Boy I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

    • @tortex1
      @tortex1 Рік тому

      @@eater_of_garbage_ If it were an actual for profit company making these... it would be very boring so we wouldn't even watch it to notice.

  • @garricex13
    @garricex13 7 років тому +281

    i like this in retrospect the second watch makes allot more sense and tells a story of a DM Trying his best
    to get players to move on.

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 7 років тому +17

      It's so clever

    • @derinedala5032
      @derinedala5032 6 років тому +59

      "Too bad the staff are all cooped up in here and can't go exploring such a storied locale"

    • @ashleyhamilton9084
      @ashleyhamilton9084 6 років тому +29

      Jack Madscientist “ why don’t you come along with us.”

    • @ashleyhamilton9084
      @ashleyhamilton9084 6 років тому +5

      And etc.

  • @mekkthemighty1962
    @mekkthemighty1962 2 роки тому +3

    0:48 she is carrying those drinks with her fingers in the liquid, that is chaotic evil if ever I've seen it

  • @Trotom7
    @Trotom7 7 років тому +440

    Casting Ethan as Gnome/Halfling is just Perfect!

    • @Trotom7
      @Trotom7 7 років тому +16

      And anything but perfect for his knees ...

    • @plaidchickens3271
      @plaidchickens3271 7 років тому

      I like it

    • @gunjfur8633
      @gunjfur8633 7 років тому +1

      Hobbit?

    • @lol49031
      @lol49031 7 років тому

      Trotom7 haha yeah

    • @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX
      @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX 7 років тому +6

      +Gunja Fury Halflings were called Hobbits in the original game, but they had to change it due to copyright reasons.

  • @matthewbibby8921
    @matthewbibby8921 3 роки тому +5

    This skit gets even better on rewatch knowing the twist.
    1:56 the DM trying to pull the party back into an actual adventure, and 2:10 is their reaction once they’re shot down.

  • @invenblocker
    @invenblocker 7 років тому +435

    That is at the same time the worst plan and the best plan to ever have been devised by PC's.

    • @TheItzal11
      @TheItzal11 7 років тому +34

      Many plans by PC's are simultaneously the worst and best plans made by PC's... look up old man hendrickson if you wanna see someone WIN a call of Cthulu game by singing the Canadian national anthem at just the right time

    • @Chameleonred5
      @Chameleonred5 7 років тому +9

      Clearly you've never seen Old Man Henderson in action.

    • @sirasc
      @sirasc 7 років тому +7

      The Tale of Old Man Henderson is the greatest story of our generation

  • @danielmaher1654
    @danielmaher1654 5 років тому +22

    1:33 *first time watching* wow, what a creative DM -_-
    *second time watching* wow, what a creative player -_-

  • @mackk7664
    @mackk7664 7 років тому +401

    Me: Hmm I wonder who's playing the old guy?
    Me three minutes later: OF COURSE ITS FRIGGING KYLE

    • @plaidchickens3271
      @plaidchickens3271 7 років тому +9

      How many videos is Kyle not in?

    • @ShaunCheah
      @ShaunCheah 7 років тому +3

      I thought that was Allison's grandfather.

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 років тому +29

      How about that Weather (unless he is the radio contact), Both Zoo and Rollercoaster tycoon videos, World Congress, doing something about Ghandi, and was only a prop in "Murder, he noted".
      This is harder than finding DoodleConn.

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 років тому +4

      Just the one's I immediately recalled. But that would make sense given that Door Monster is Kyle's business.

    • @nocx4592
      @nocx4592 7 років тому +18

      So wait if everyone but Ghandi was there and Kyle wasn't there then.... Kyle was Ghandi!

  • @trentlindsey7401
    @trentlindsey7401 5 років тому +49

    "So then the guard says, 'My god, my name is Greg!'" perfect reference.

  • @HeatherGg15
    @HeatherGg15 7 років тому +52

    I mean sure, that's a roundabout way of getting your quest done..... And I've suddenly fallen in love with these characters....

  • @kainuipenaloza9395
    @kainuipenaloza9395 3 роки тому +2

    Watching it again almost makes it better knowing they’re being meta because the DM is trying to get them to leave.

  • @sersmiles1635
    @sersmiles1635 7 років тому +18

    My parents were eaten by a Dragon, GOOD. that one guy who changes backstory every time

  • @danielqueiroz4235
    @danielqueiroz4235 7 років тому +1

    I'll be honest as the sketch went on I was thinking "This is not as as funny as the previous d&d ones" but then came the plot twist and it was genius. Keep up the good work you guys are awesome

  • @youdont12know
    @youdont12know 7 років тому +43

    "too bad they're couped up inside all day instead of exploring" is the kind of sentence that makes somuch more sense the second time watching

  • @goggariS
    @goggariS 7 років тому +2

    I love how the DM is actually trying to get the players go on the adventure. Brilliant writing!

  • @booketoiles1600
    @booketoiles1600 7 років тому +35

    I too played a MOBM (Mysterious Old Bearded Man) in a Discword game once, it was glorious.
    I sent NPCs on stupid quests to retrieve rare artifact that I then sold at twice the price I had got them. Notably I got the first wooden sword of Cohen the Barbarian, that I sold back to a fan.

    • @tommydoez
      @tommydoez 6 років тому

      That's capitalism for you

    • @RegsaGC
      @RegsaGC 6 років тому

      Aw thar sounds awesome maybe I should look into the discworld p&p

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 5 років тому

      GURPS Discworld awards you for economic thinking and the ability to settle compromises between musical traditions.

  • @ThomasPike
    @ThomasPike 7 років тому +4

    I've tried watching this while imagining all of the NPC lines actually being said by an increasingly frustrated Ian DM, and I have to say it seems spot on. Fantastic sketch!

  • @kyler5923
    @kyler5923 7 років тому +43

    I like how if you rewatch it there are heavy hints about the end at the start

    • @charlesdewitt8087
      @charlesdewitt8087 7 років тому +4

      All their videos are like this. It's amazing.

    • @emilygordbort7300
      @emilygordbort7300 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, no *real* player character gives half an orc testicle about the history of the place they get their drinks from

  • @SappyZoe
    @SappyZoe 2 роки тому +2

    Man, I think this is the 'smartest' video Door Monster has ever made.
    It gets better after the first time you watch it.

  • @greatderpression7199
    @greatderpression7199 7 років тому +82

    I guess Kyle is channeling his inner spirit animal, The Hobo, To con these poor adventurers.

  • @Shuizid
    @Shuizid 5 років тому +7

    Rewatching this after the filmschool episode "making a hobbit" and noticing the reflection of the greenscreen on the table.
    It is amazing how much work Kyle put into this one scene. True dedication to the art!

  • @thejcpbeats
    @thejcpbeats 7 років тому +15

    My favorite part is the little smirk Ethan gives as he walks away from the table at 2:25. It just perfectly shows how happy he is with this bit!

  • @Schoritzobandit
    @Schoritzobandit 3 роки тому +1

    The drink carrying technique at 0:49 where the fingers are dunked in the drinks, the true BBEG here

  • @snoborder741
    @snoborder741 7 років тому +105

    And yet again my expectations are exceeded in all the best ways haha.

    • @ShaunCheah
      @ShaunCheah 7 років тому +1

      same tbh

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 років тому +4

      Which is the standard. And this is because every time they ensure that the punchline and the directions of the sketch are mutually orthogonal.

  • @iglidor
    @iglidor 7 років тому +19

    This reminds me one epic quest in Shadowrun RPG (cyberpunk setting).
    Our group ocupied small ruined church and made it our local base of operations. Of course given location of that church and that is in Barrens (outskirts of city where all trash of city and worse live) inevitably we got rat problem in our house.
    As in devil rat problem. Turned out that month into living there we found out that deep under church (in remnants of sewerage) there is huge nest of giant mutated poisonous rats who started to move slowly upwards when they realized that we live there.
    We have no idea what kind of quest or solution our GM had in mind when he sprung this on us. Because out first reaction was "Fuck no, we are not going down there into those cramped tunnels to fight agains endless horde of giant rats". So we looked up some crazy doomsday cults around, picked best one for our purposes and send them falsified photo depicting Artifact related to their cult sitting right in middle of that rat nest along with some convincing mail.
    Well result were so amazing that in 45 minutes three schoolbuses (of course gangstered out) full with crazy cultist armed with everything fron knives and chains up to homemade flamethrower arrived to our church and without asking for permission rushed inside and through entrance in cellar went directly towards that rat nest.
    For next 6 hours we heard noises of combat from below before silence came. When we heroicly send scout to check it out (cheap expendable drone) all we found is that cultist died, most of rats died and those which survived no longer scurried arround since they had ton of food in their nest for the time being.
    Problem solved, quest completed :-D

  • @Mathius628
    @Mathius628 7 років тому +203

    KInda reminds me of my first reaction when i played D&D with some friends and we got a quest from a King. "Can we kill him and keep his stuff ?"
    This started a wonderfull campaign of setting fire to villages we hadnt previously been to, evading arrest whereever possible and just in general being psycotich ... one of the best campaigns ive ever played.

    • @chron874
      @chron874 7 років тому +18

      Sounds like your GM was a cool guy :) Props to him for letting something like this happen.

    • @feyefall4855
      @feyefall4855 7 років тому +21

      Murder hobos then.

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 7 років тому +16

      Autumn Carter I mean, it's a pretty standard 'first reaction' to go murder hobo.

    • @eatenjaguar9854
      @eatenjaguar9854 7 років тому +8

      I bet he had this heroic tale that he wanted it to turn into, but nope everyone's a psychopath

    • @animewarrior3
      @animewarrior3 7 років тому +5

      Eatenjaguar98 the best Type of GM will take those murder hobos and twist the tale into something worthwhile. Maybe even having the party redeem themselves. As a long time GM, I've never had a group where if they meet up once a week, continue their rampant murder hobo ways. Especially of you dangle tantalizing bits of story/progression for them.

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 3 роки тому +5

    That’s the greatest twist I’ve ever seen in anything ever.

  • @Fort_Master
    @Fort_Master 7 років тому +846

    I wonder if anyone ever has played a game where they where the quest giving towns folk... could be interesting.😃

    • @PaleGhost69
      @PaleGhost69 7 років тому +32

      Fort_Master there's a mobile app that plays like that. You're a merchant and you hire hero's to get you ingredients for crafting. It's nothing too special though.

    • @cosmicfails2053
      @cosmicfails2053 7 років тому +13

      PaleGhost69 care to give us a name for that game?

    • @7Game0ver7
      @7Game0ver7 7 років тому +149

      As a DM i had this “special“ group, which always ignored every monster and just tried to get as much money as possible, from stealing the poor peoples money .
      They even once decided to not rescue one of the other players and instead set the house he was hold hostage on fire...

    • @JamilJslibi
      @JamilJslibi 7 років тому +33

      7Game0ver7 lol seems like a big middle finger for you

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 7 років тому +16

      7Game0ver7
      7/10, they act too realistic:D

  • @Pharry_
    @Pharry_ 2 роки тому +1

    These guys deadass outsourced their adventuring

  • @DirtiousVonMichael
    @DirtiousVonMichael 7 років тому +17

    this is like the dnd equivalent of a priest and a rabbi joke. like "an elf, a halfling and a warrior walk into a bar..." and so forth.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 років тому +4

      We may have borrowed this for the Twitter post... hope you don't mind.

  • @DoggoDoesStuff1
    @DoggoDoesStuff1 5 років тому +19

    "My parents were killed by a dragon"
    "Good."

  • @SuperJackwilson
    @SuperJackwilson 7 років тому +118

    i seem to notice that kyle has several loony characters that he plays to perfection. should we be worried?

    • @boredfangerrude
      @boredfangerrude 7 років тому +11

      Yes. Here, take this twenty sided dice. If you roll fifteen or higher, you'll instantly learn one defensive spell but if you don't, then you'll be transformed into a Goblin. Good luck!

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 7 років тому +8

      I got a Galactic Republic symbol, what's that mean?

    • @SuperJackwilson
      @SuperJackwilson 7 років тому +8

      accidentally hit by teleportation spell sent to a random star trek universe roll 6 sided die to see which series 1:star trek original series 2: next generation 3: deep space nine 4: voyager 5: enterprise 6: re-roll NOTE: upon arrival immediately roll for knowledge sci-fi high roll results in confusion over why a galactic republic symbol sends you to star trek.

  • @hamsteralt
    @hamsteralt 7 років тому +28

    He tries to get his friends to go on a fun if a bit stereotypical quest and they outsource all of his plans to in-game NPCs who will inevitably die because the quest is not made for them. Truly a pitiful reality we live in.
    Great vid btw

  • @Jokie155
    @Jokie155 7 років тому +134

    Jeffrey really sells those ears, I'll say.

  • @CaptainGrue
    @CaptainGrue 7 років тому +3

    This was fantastic yo
    I love the twist, this really stood out as one of your best :) and you have some bloody good pieces of work behind you.

  • @Amerats
    @Amerats 7 років тому +63

    one time me and my party got into a bar fight and "accidentally" killed the old man in the corner, oops

  • @peathyyy
    @peathyyy 6 років тому +2

    It took me until now to see Ethan trying not to lose it at 2:27. This sketch just got even better somehow.

  • @rainboweyes6475
    @rainboweyes6475 7 років тому +30

    You know you've been watching too much Door Monster when a person's face is almost completely covered and you can still recognize said person.

    • @thegreenassassin553
      @thegreenassassin553 7 років тому +5

      In my experience, there is no such thing as "too much" Door Monster.

  • @shakaama
    @shakaama 3 роки тому +1

    I was shook by how amazing the setting was. imagine my shock when it was someone's shop.

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 7 років тому +71

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    That TWIST!!!

  • @mithren1358
    @mithren1358 6 років тому +1

    The beginning is great. "My god.. My name is Greg!"

  • @minermax5556
    @minermax5556 7 років тому +129

    I can relate so much. my party tends to kill every NPC and questgiver with which I am trying to keep them on track.

    • @PaleGhost69
      @PaleGhost69 7 років тому +2

      MinerMax555 But think of all the cool stuff you're missing if you don't :(

    • @chron874
      @chron874 7 років тому +17

      Maybe you should try a more "Sandbox" kinda play style, where your heroes can roam free. I, as a player and a GM, don't really like those pre-written stories that heroes are forced to go through. I usually design a newspaper page and the group can decide on what to do. Then they have to travel there. Do the thing, but other quests they didn't tend to might escalate into bigger problems.

    • @minermax5556
      @minermax5556 7 років тому +3

      Chron I normally do that. quest givers and quests themselves normaly got invented a few minutes ago.

    • @feyefall4855
      @feyefall4855 7 років тому +16

      I see you have been afflicted by the curse of the murder hobos.

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 7 років тому +8

      There's two ways to deal with murder hobos: you either give them free reign or you make them face consequences. The newspaper idea is a good example of the latter, but if they're really stubborn, don't be afraid to say "okay you just assaulted a guard in the middle of the biggest city for three hundred miles. You are now faced with him and his twenty colleagues that each have murder in their eyes, cop-killer." As DM, you don't have to always stick to all the encounter rules because it's 'fair,' sometimes a good story and fun experience is more important.
      Giving your players more freedom in how they want to deal with situations is certainly the more easy way, but personally I feel that the lack of a clear goal (other than "some men just want to see the world burn") can get old pretty fast.
      Finally, as an extension of the example given earlier, turn it into a bad guys campaign. 'Chaotic good' only goes so far to describe someone's murderous tendencies. Use your story to let your players know that if they go full evil, they should expect to have to deal with the good guys. Who knows, maybe they'll enjoy stickin' it to the man on a more official level ;)

  • @AlexanderRM1000
    @AlexanderRM1000 7 років тому +8

    1:29 "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took decades of aging to every single part of my body"

  • @beckettfordahl5450
    @beckettfordahl5450 7 років тому +12

    This is amazing. It is so relatable, my dungeon master forced us to find a wizard by making there be 60 million of them.

  • @SovietReunionYT
    @SovietReunionYT 6 років тому +3

    The sound effect whenever the tavern keeper pops up is a great touch.

  • @whiskeyjade4076
    @whiskeyjade4076 6 років тому +51

    When they made a comment about learning the lore, I knew something was off. Players never care about the background. :(

    • @ultraliskbuilder5831
      @ultraliskbuilder5831 5 років тому +2

      Excuse me as a long running DM and part time player I always make sure to read about things like Towers deities.... So I have the option of praying to Ember the god of genocide and causing a tpk whenever I want.

  • @TheUniversalthought
    @TheUniversalthought 7 років тому +2

    This is now one of my new favorites, as the banter from the npcs makes the whole episode 100% better after you know the punchline

  • @LoopBell
    @LoopBell 7 років тому +126

    I love this more traditional sponsorship

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 років тому +24

      Yeah, we really enjoy when we get to work with small businesses like this! We always legitimately like the places, the video works out well for everyone involved, and it's always a lot of fun working with new people and locations. We still hang out at this place all the time.

    • @bsmith6784
      @bsmith6784 7 років тому

      or even just interstate, for the most part

  • @slitor
    @slitor 5 років тому +1

    I think plotting to kill an adventure party that succeded in killing a dragon would be a worthwhile affair.

  • @spencergreen3581
    @spencergreen3581 7 років тому +32

    The first time i played D&D started in a Tavern and i figured we were going to get a quest and go into the woods or something. Well as my character is talking to the bartender our dm says " you hear a loud crash and the splintering of wood as a half man half bird crashes through the roof cursing in abyssal" turns out that demons had decide to invade the city we were in

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 7 років тому +2

      Half... bird?

    • @spencergreen3581
      @spencergreen3581 7 років тому +5

      Osmorosvo ya my DM knows most of us have memorized the monster manual so she makes custom mosters to surprise us, this one was discribed as a large man with bird legs, wings, and head stiched on. It was supposed to be the general of the army it was supposed to wipe the floor with us but we rolled great ended up killing it at first level when we were supposed to beat it at 3rd or 4th level lol

    • @spencergreen3581
      @spencergreen3581 7 років тому +6

      We got lucky the demon wasted the first round trying to charm my character, i resisted it, then on the second round our druids wolf companion tripped and grappled it so it had to break grapple before it could do anything. So we got two rounds to wail on it before it got a chance to attack and we both crit on the first attack did almost 30 damage and then i crit again on the next round as well. Then when it gets up it hits and ko's the wolf so it wouldn't trip him again but then we took him out next round. Found out after the game that he had a demonic great sword that did 2 d10+1 and then his strength mod of like +7 on a hit which would have one shot any character on a hit with min damage

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 6 років тому

      @@spencergreen3581 everyone has less than 9 hp?

    • @spencergreen3581
      @spencergreen3581 6 років тому

      @@isaiahf-d846 pretty much, we were 1st level. I had the most at like 10hp

  • @Nuclearburrit0
    @Nuclearburrit0 Рік тому +1

    "You could come with us!" Oh you WOULD want that mister DM

  • @patricktsao9630
    @patricktsao9630 7 років тому +5

    That cup-grab by Ethan was a fantastic piece of video wizardry. I see you, knight's arm moving conspicuously in the foreground!

  • @jakoblundin3530
    @jakoblundin3530 7 років тому +2

    Ian's face in the end really reminds me of our DM's reaction when my group decided we wanted to ignore his campaign and go be pirates instead.. Great video guys, seems to have earned you a lot of subs this week!

  • @davidmylastname.3765
    @davidmylastname.3765 7 років тому +4

    This reminds me of game we played back in the day. Commoner, expert, and other such classes were the only allowed. It was awesome.

  • @Nuclearburrit0
    @Nuclearburrit0 4 роки тому +1

    0:01 Someone is here drinking a mug in the foreground and yet... 0:54 "That guy is the only one here". Where did the other guy go?

  • @Vicky_1995_
    @Vicky_1995_ 7 років тому +9

    Okay they are Geniuses just plain and simple Geniuses this is the most amazing setup for a game ever.

  • @feyefall4855
    @feyefall4855 7 років тому +1

    One campaign I played had us start out as the level nothing npc's in a nowhere important town. Then the adventurers died in some haunted forest. There seemed to be a zombie apocalypse, so we had to go back in time long before we were even born. At some point two of our group disenchanted a pact stone that was keeping an evil Fey lord at bay. After making several new pact items to fix the Fey problem, we broke into a prison for psions. Then we headed to the mountains where we figured we might have to steal from a particularly powerful king. All the while we were searching for the blade of a very talkative holy sword... I love D&D.

  • @droppodgamer8076
    @droppodgamer8076 7 років тому +59

    I expected the knight to say I was imprisoned as a bartender

  • @Blackholefourspam
    @Blackholefourspam 7 років тому +2

    The piles of dice at the end was the most beautiful sight I have seen in months.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 7 років тому +380

    The Metatron has spread its wings!

    • @bluebuttonsproductions2029
      @bluebuttonsproductions2029 7 років тому +1

      lol

    • @delasee1383
      @delasee1383 7 років тому +12

      Aye, looks like I'm not the only one to notice!

    • @dane3038
      @dane3038 7 років тому +3

      Knew I heard that somewhere! Thanks for getting the bug out of my head.

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 5 років тому

    0:55 That effect with the glass right there was cool. Good job

  • @ragequitmobile7542
    @ragequitmobile7542 7 років тому +90

    My god, my name is Greg!

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 років тому +20

      You! You Fiend! How could you commit such a vile abomination as killing a chicken with a man!

    • @jorismoorkamp205
      @jorismoorkamp205 7 років тому +6

      Are you sure? I believe you called yourself Dan yesterday?

    • @AirTerranean
      @AirTerranean 7 років тому +7

      Wait a minute.... You're dead!

    • @varana
      @varana 7 років тому +4

      Shouldn't your god know your name already?

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 7 років тому +3

      vrana312 Please, that one's far too busy to remember all their believers' names.

  • @wammel02
    @wammel02 6 років тому +1

    I love the throwback to diplomancy at the start.

  • @1290Zack
    @1290Zack 7 років тому +7

    I liked that twist at the end guys. Good job.

  • @tfavors28
    @tfavors28 6 років тому

    I have watched this for the fourth time and I finally picked up on the DM's fustration with his players. He has the characters talking about the right history and culture, the beauty of the city, and compelling stories to try and get his players to get up and leave the bar to take on quests themselves. However it doesn't work, and the DM just gets more fustrated with them as time goes on.

  • @KappaKiller108
    @KappaKiller108 7 років тому +28

    Unlike most people, my characters never spend a lot of time in the Tavern
    Because just like me, my characters tend to be kicked out

  • @Ruminations09
    @Ruminations09 7 років тому

    That ending is one of the funniest comedic twists I've ever seen. I thought this video was a little derivative in it's play on how D&D NPC's behave, but that twist had me legitimately laughing.
    Also, the editing in this video was top notch. Truly professional stuff, it feels a whole other level above previous videos.