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well he'd probably get a lot more terrifying, busting through walls like the kool-aid man and shit, i mean, you probably saw what he did when he WALKED through a glass wall,, not even with any sort of hand on glass force or anything
I don’t watch all the movies you cover, but I can usually follow what the plot is for the movie. Despite your best efforts, I have no idea what the hell this movie is about or what it’s purpose is
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Loomis and Michael did not share a single scene in this entry. It's like the entire plot could have taken place without Michael knowing about Loomis' presence.
Loomis through this movie just has this feeble, weary vibe. It's heartbreaking to see him like that considering what happened after the movie's production ended.
Dude your vids have so many Easter eggs and references and jokes that they’re like awesome short movies in themselves. Thanks for never letting us down -One of many fans
The doctor running away was actually the Stunt Coordinator, Fred Lerner, who is the father of A. Michael Lerner (who was playing Michael at that particular moment). The “cameo” from George P. Wilbur was in the surgical room and almost impossible to see.
i already said thanks on the patreon upload but thank you for warning about the lights, it means a ton. I and a lot of people could have been hurt real badly and i appreciate it
For anyone interested, the Myers “Spike Symbol” is actually the tunic marking of Thurisaz from Icelandic and Norwegian rune poems. It got the term “Thorn” from the Anglo-Saxon rune poem. In the Icelandic and Norwegian rune poems, it is referred as “Giant”. Hope this helps
it still makes me sad that Loomis’s arc couldn’t be fit into better films, the triple relationship between Laurie/Jamie, Loomis and Michael is what really made Halloween distinct imo, and it feels like a wasted opportunity that 5 and 6 were made with such little care or quality
I like 5 and 6 way better than the new movies which lack any family bloodline, brother sister storyline the old movies. No chemistry like with Donald Pleasence in these new films.
This really film reminds me of Jason Goes To Hell. There's the bizarre supernatural retcon, how cheap both movies look and they both just scream early 90's.
Out of the two I'd say Jason Goes To Hell is worse seeing as Jason never had the power to possess people before, he had a never before mentioned half sister and niece in that film, Creighton Duke is treated as someone important who has history with Jason yet he was never seen or mentioned in 8 previous films. Then there's the whole stupid lore of the dagger that sends Jason to hell when he's stabbed with it. Them saying that only a Voorhees can kill Jason made no sense either because by that logic Tommy Jarvis is a Voorhees since he killed Jason in The Final Chapter.
1:49 yep. They did Danielle dirty. I saw the clip from the documentary about Halloween 4, 5, & 6 here on UA-cam and she talks about how she was done dirty by the studio. And she was all set to do it too.
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Any age under 18 should be censored or simply not shown in films and seeing how they only needed the torso for the symbol they could've just covered the private area by a cloth if not a standard diaper.
GOT YOU FAM Up, Up and Away A long time ago, when I was eight, dad took me fishing. It was in April, the first day of fishing season in northern Quebec. And I didn’t care if it was cold, or if there was still snow on the ground. “Help me find my warm boots?” I asked. And he did. Then I helped dad make peanut butter sandwiches, my favorite. “Where’s my packsack?” I asked. Smiling patiently, he found it for me. “This is how I’m going to get a fish,” I said. Holding my new fishing rod birthday gift full stretch, I saw its neat lines, tightly wound threads and shiny eyelets. Then swinging it around, smacked the water glass from the kitchen table. Good thing he helped me clean up all the bits and pieces. Mom just stood and shook her head. I don’t think she was upset. Just glad her boys were going fishing together, anywhere out of the house. We loaded up our pickup truck. First my fishing rod was too long in the front. So I placed it in the back. Then I put our packsacks with sandwiches and water right beside it. Almost forgot our fishing box with some neat lures, but dad didn’t. He handed the green tin box to me. The gravel road was full of loose stones. And they flew behind us as if fired from slingshots. But I couldn’t see much because of the dust. Then we hit a huge bump. “My fishing rod!” I yelled, as I watched it bounce from the truck. Dad put the brakes on so hard I flew across the seat and almost choked on the road dust that soon covered us. “I saw it fly across that ditch,” I said. Dad climbed down the side of the road. And stepped on some ice. “Don’t get wet!” I yelled. But, he did. Soon dad came back with my neat gift, scratched and covered in mud. The broken cork handle made it shorter than before. After starting on our way, I could now keep my fishing rod in my lap. And my tears had stopped. It’s hard to try and be a man when your birthday present tries to take off like a crow then gets broken. At least it fit inside the front of the truck. “Does that mean I can’t go fishing? I ask. “No,” dad answered. “I’m going to show you another way to fish,” he said. “Just like my own dad showed me.” “At least we’re still going fishing!” I shouted. After a while, my hat blew off. Dad stopped the truck and this time I went along to help him find it. I tried not to notice him talking to himself. “Keep it in your lap, under the tackle box,” he suggested. “This is where our hiking begins,” dad said when we finally stopped. The trail was full of icy ditches. He said, “Try not to get wet.” But I did. It was fun jumping on the ice. Except when I broke through. It was like a freezing /waterfall splashing all over. Good thing he brought an extra pair of pants for me. He must know me really well by now. Finally we reach the lake. It seems like we walked half way around the world. Most of the ice is gone. And some ducks are swimming. The water’s too cold for me though. I just want to fish. I watch carefully as dad shows me my grandfather’s way to fish, without a fishing pole. He finds a heavy rock, wraps some line around it then ties a knot. After that he makes a little circle with the rest of the line, in a pile beside his foot. And ties a neat silver spinner on the very end. Then he makes another knot keeping it fast to the strong black line. Holding about three feet of line in front of him, he begins to twirl. He does that a couple of times and sends it flying over the water. It sure took off, making a heavy splash some distance away. I can’t wait for my turn. “Do you want some help?” Dad asked. “No, I want to do it all by myself.” “Did you watch everything I did?” he asked. “Yes,” I answer. “And I’m going to throw it farther than you!” I bragged loudly. I take my line and wrap it around another rock. Then I make a circle with the rest beside my feet. And knot my special gold spoon on the end I am going to throw. After winding up like a baseball player, my first throw goes backwards and catches on a tree limb. But dad gets it down for me. I think he ripped his pants. Now I’m ready to begin twirling again. First, I do one big circle, then two, then three. And finally let go. My spoon, like a rocket, goes up and up. The sun makes it shine. A lucky crow gets out of the way. The floppy bird might think it’s a truck…no, maybe a plane that flies. My line flies through the air, past a floating log. And over some ducks on the water. It goes and goes and…Oh, oh. “Dad, I forgot to make a knot when I wrapped the line around my rock!” I remember long ago how he shook his head. And smiled. Now I do too. I think he’s still out there on the lake. And he’s looking for a lost gold spoon for his little boy
I’ve always wondered 1) what type of “cult hospital” Jamie was at and why she went there instead of a regular hospital, and 2) how Michael Myers found her at the bus station.
Alright, class you only have 20 minutes to study for this test. Remember this is important and will majorly affect your grade. *Dead Meat uploads* Me: yeah, I’ve got time...
Does anyone find it weird that we have all these famous killers that we all love but most of the movies that have come out for each and every one of them have been pretty bad but yet still managed to be remembered by thousands and even favorited by our new generations
In the case of Halloween & A Nightmare on Elm Street the first movies are actually good & are considered classics in the horror genre too. As for F13, well it may not be a great movie, it at least had some suspense going for it, because we didn't know that Mrs. Voorhees was the killer until the last 15 minutes or so. Plus Jason Voorhees is the most recognizable masked killer in all of horror
Except the studio hired J.C. Brandy because the studio didn't want to pay Danielle Harris a decent rate for some reason, WTF?! Did you wrong Danielle, you the best.
Movies/franchises I can’t wait to see kill counted: 1. Pumpkinhead 2. Tremors 3. Jeepers Creepers 4. Ghoulies 5. Animal Based movies (Black sheep, Razorback, etc.)
@@PaisiosOfGOAOA Jeepers Creepers definitly is one of the best horror movies. The 3rd movie sucked though because the creeper got all of his new tech which makes the creeper seem more like a magical being than a creepy killer. First and second movie were great though.
Man, these kill counts are always so damn entertaining, I can't believe that they usually run for 15-20 minutes. It always feels like less than 10! Can't wait for The Cut Comparison, although I don't wanna imagine how much work this will be, depending on the movie. (Fingers crossed you will also make at some point one for Rob Zombie's Halloween 2.) Fun fact: In the italian movie FATAL FRAMES, which may or may not be Donald Pleasance's final role, depending on how you count it*, his real life death is written into the story by having his character (who is very obvsiously inspired by Loomis) fly to the states "to take care of a madman in a white mask" (quoted from 20 year old memory), which is both amusing and insulting. In conclusion: I miss Donald Pleasance. He was so many times the best about many movies he appeared in. *After all he was still alive to finish the first version of Halloween 6, but was already dead for the reshoots that ended in the theatrical cut and died during production of Fatal Frames and I don't know which one came out first.
Or have Michael Myers meet his match in the form of a top detective in the Michigan State police that stands over 7 ft 4 in tall and weighs up to 646 lb of pure muscle
Wait I just tripped that Danny wore a “Barry Kicks Ass” shirt to school. Like I would have got sent home, especially going to schools that made it seem like shoulders were inappropriate 🙄
The greatest weakness of the Halloween Franchise is also its greatest feature, the storyline. Unlike the Friday series, which has a story, but is really just a secluded location with numerous kills. While Halloween tried to link every film and was set all over Haddonfield with Police everywhere. The worst part, anyone who followed the story (even linking 4-6 with the rest) and put up with the weird stuff added throughout will never know what happened to the Michael Myers that woke up still alive at the end of Resurrection. This movie does suck, but as a huge fan of Michael, I just enjoy his added kills and the some sort of explanation of how Michael doesn't die from everything that happened to him, as without this, there is no explanation whatever for how Michael has survived anything (like being shot a few dozen times, including in the face).
I see the parallels between Tommy Doyle and Tommy Jarvis. Both encountered the killer as kids. Both got obsessed over him and the idea of him coming back. Both had a final fight with the killer where they won.
I'm an epileptic and one day, I decided to watch this movie. I don't remember most of it and my mom found me on the floor at the end of a seizure, so you were right to warn people. Thank you.
Was really sad to see Jamie getting killed... But at least was not Danielle Harris. Thank God we're never going to see Danielle Harris dying in a Halloween movie...Wait a second... I forget... 14 years later Boom!
I’m just glad we didn’t see her get killed as Jamie Lloyd. Especially since they killed her off so brutally and disgracefully. After all that suffering too.
Been super busy this weekend so a bit late to the party! But I have to say James... You don't get enough credit for your attire and your props in the background. You have stepped up your game so much and I love from series to series and movie to movie your shirts are amazing and everything. Keep up the amazing work you do every week man. And to continue my streak of saying this... Another great KC james! Thank you as always.
►**WARNING: FLASHING LIGHTS ALSO IN DULL MACHETE AS WELL AS OTHER PARTS: **1:31**, **4:21**, **10:38**, **15:29**, & **18:09****
►►I'm sorry this didn't come out yesterday, UA-cam held it up in its manual review process so I couldn't release it until now.
►CORRECTION I HAVE TO MAKE: The doctor smashed against the gate isn't played by George P. Wilbur. I could've sworn I saw BTS stuff where they said it was, but apparently the actor was Fred Lerner, who, fun fact, was the father of the replacement Michael Myers actor A. Michael Lerner. MY BAD! SORRY!
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Guess that makes sense
Hi James!
Dead Meat it is ok at the end of the day we still love the kill counts
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Dead Meat hi I love u and I’ve been sick lately and have been waiting for this vid
May Donald Pleasence rest in peace, he was one legendary character in this series
goop1105 goop “I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!”
@@TingusPingus445 I shot him in the head I shot him in the heart, I shot him six times
Greatest horror movie protagonist ever.
Rest in Peace to Loonie Loomis.
His shadow will Loomis large over this franchise
The new one is Alive Malcolm McDowell
I swear Paul Rudd is aging at half speed.
Bondye Bold of you to assume he ages
Greedo bold of you to assume he doesn’t just skip between timelines changing age as he does
Bold of you to just assume that he doesn’t just have millions of copies of himself that travel to his universe every millisecond.
Paul Rudd is a god thats why
@Daddy Paul and Tom Cruise
what if michael decided he just wanted to full on sprint one day...
well he'd probably get a lot more terrifying, busting through walls like the kool-aid man and shit, i mean, you probably saw what he did when he WALKED through a glass wall,, not even with any sort of hand on glass force or anything
I wish he would run. Jason ran in parts 3 and 4. Jason was alot more terrifying when he ran.
He can't sprint or people would make fun of him for his steps being intime to his chase music.
He'll have sonic speed after all how else did disappear in the first movie
@Blaise Playz lmao the damn kool aid man xD
Donald Pleasance’s Dr. Loomis is and always will be the best parts of the Halloween films
RIP
Yep
Indeed.
Yes he did well
Rest In Peace Donald Pleasance
TomBoyGaming 🙏🏽🙏🏽
The American or Russian thing?
Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Yeah😥🙏🙏🙏😞 My Fav Roll :(
TomBoyGaming how does this not have more likes?
I don’t watch all the movies you cover, but I can usually follow what the plot is for the movie. Despite your best efforts, I have no idea what the hell this movie is about or what it’s purpose is
Geraghty Vellante. Dude I feel the same way! Everything doesn’t add up and most of it makes no sense
same im hella confused rn
Money
Ive watched the movie twice and i still don't understand it man
PixelatedToast Why would you watch it twice?!
Halloweens 4-6 could have all been avoided if that one paramedic didn’t ask if Michael had any living family members during the transfer
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Loomis and Michael did not share a single scene in this entry. It's like the entire plot could have taken place without Michael knowing about Loomis' presence.
Yeah that The Cut Comparison sounds like a great idea for a series.
More like CULT Comparison! Oooooooooohhhhhh spooky
nice one bro
Hydroelectric Jellyfish nice
But either way, I’m in to see it.
When is the Halloween 6 Cut comparison coming out James?
Hereditary told me that jumping out of a window is the correct reaction to being surounded by a cult.
Well it didn’t go great in that movie
Wait... Am I not supposed to just join the cult willingly?
@@charliefinnmichael4770 well you can but then your part of a cult not so bad if you wanted to be part of the cult but most people don't
@@hopelessheathen8190 if it ends with me getting to die then I'm in
It's the only right one too
I warned Health & Safety about that wall spike weeks ago!
It helps the patients express themselves in a healthy and productive way.
Dear Mr Fraser. We have received your message about that Wall Spike....we are happy to announce that the Wall Spike is removed as of now
Idk why but when I see the scene of him telling the crap doctor “I’m just very much retired” idk why it always hits me hard for some reason. Rip
Loomis through this movie just has this feeble, weary vibe. It's heartbreaking to see him like that considering what happened after the movie's production ended.
@@selfstorage3112 who was loomis in Halloween 2007 remake im confused lol
@@fwztherel Malcom McDowell
@@unknownflickz1289 As a matter of fact, I do believe, it was
This movie is a prime example of Paul Rudd being immortal.
Ron
Paul Rudd is a gem
CHOOZ GOOZ ant man
Is stuck.
Paul rudd is tommy doyle
Im sadly not watching in the future :(
Me too
RIP donald pleasence
Me TOO
SOO SAD
Dude same
Dude your vids have so many Easter eggs and references and jokes that they’re like awesome short movies in themselves. Thanks for never letting us down -One of many fans
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Me too
And me
Add me to his fans
Does Paul Rudd EVER age? He literally looks the exact same today as he did over 10 years ago. He is definitely one beautiful man thou.. 😂🖤
Alyssa Murphy amen
Remember that time he looked like Keanu Reeves.
2020-1995=25
@@ferb5665 which conveniently would also be the exact age as Tommy Doyle in H6 in canon.
He looks way younger buy some glasses
The doctor running away was actually the Stunt Coordinator, Fred Lerner, who is the father of A. Michael Lerner (who was playing Michael at that particular moment). The “cameo” from George P. Wilbur was in the surgical room and almost impossible to see.
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Well we all make mistakes..
That's random, pretty cool little piece of info though.
Wilbur was the Myers for most of the movie
It’s not a cameo, Wilbur played Myers for a good 70% of the filming. Lerner came in for the L.A. reshoots
i already said thanks on the patreon upload but thank you for warning about the lights, it means a ton. I and a lot of people could have been hurt real badly and i appreciate it
epilepsy?
K Hartung I dont have epilepsy but I have disabilities linked to photosensitiveness, I react badly around flashing lights
God bless you, I'm glad you're okay.
Pianoman im alright! I had my hand on my phone and i looked away while watching the KC, i was completely safe
“What an unexpected yet satisfying twist.” 😂 that delivery was gold.
For anyone interested, the Myers “Spike Symbol” is actually the tunic marking of Thurisaz from Icelandic and Norwegian rune poems. It got the term “Thorn” from the Anglo-Saxon rune poem. In the Icelandic and Norwegian rune poems, it is referred as “Giant”. Hope this helps
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It also represents Thor
Actually, the word is Jötunn, not giant
Oh wow, that flashing kill scene would have been a pain.
It was.
@@DeadMeat wæöģ
R.I.P Donald Pleasance, you gave us with probably the most crazy character in the movies, thanks for the fun!
Rest in peace Donald Pleance a great actor and nobody can replace the OG loomis
James, you are the personality we need more of in this world and on this platform.
Thank you!
@@DeadMeat Holy cheese, dude! Thanks, man.
Also, keep up those theater references man. You're making Lafayette mighty proud.
@@refusingtoconform IKR
Paul Rudd at his best: kicking up the 4d3d3d3
computer gave him some great sequences in this one
If I'd ever see Paul Rudd I'd ask him about Halloween 6
ShaggStar This is NOT suitable for work...
It's your wife calling, it's an emergency.
I knew it was Paul Rudd
I was sad when loomis died, he was my favourite part of all the movies for some reason
Till this day i still miss him may he R.I.P him and his character in the movies
Yeah I miss Donald Pleasant as the best Dr. Loomis until Malcolm McDowell as Loomis but you know I love his role as the crazy old coot.
Loomis was the *best*
Jesse Davis he didnt die watch the cut
I was sad when Jamie died..
it still makes me sad that Loomis’s arc couldn’t be fit into better films, the triple relationship between Laurie/Jamie, Loomis and Michael is what really made Halloween distinct imo, and it feels like a wasted opportunity that 5 and 6 were made with such little care or quality
I like 5 and 6 way better than the new movies which lack any family bloodline, brother sister storyline the old movies. No chemistry like with Donald Pleasence in these new films.
Me: Watching the truck driver get killed
Ad: "Hey! I'm Daniel Harrison and I wanna tell you a story about a truck driver!"
Me: Nope
Wait when did Daniel did an ad for a truck driver?
Man R.I.P Donald Pleasence you were a crazy guy but you were still a legend may you Rest In Peace
ةاصن رني ةن٢ث.هىفي و١٨ه٧
@@khalidradhan67 ?
Strobe lights?
More like STRODE lights.
Hah....hah....
I'll leave now...
I love it
Dead Meat me too😹😹😹
Same
Dead meat liked your post lucky
No come back please
This really film reminds me of Jason Goes To Hell. There's the bizarre supernatural retcon, how cheap both movies look and they both just scream early 90's.
Out of the two I'd say Jason Goes To Hell is worse seeing as Jason never had the power to possess people before, he had a never before mentioned half sister and niece in that film, Creighton Duke is treated as someone important who has history with Jason yet he was never seen or mentioned in 8 previous films. Then there's the whole stupid lore of the dagger that sends Jason to hell when he's stabbed with it. Them saying that only a Voorhees can kill Jason made no sense either because by that logic Tommy Jarvis is a Voorhees since he killed Jason in The Final Chapter.
At least Halloween 6 had Michael in it, Jasom Goes to hell didn't, he was only in it for 10 minutes
@@jonathanalbertlopez yeah,but goes to hell had at least a cool looking jason. Michael in curse just looks dumb
@@bolekolejnik1332 well maybe but as dumb looking as he was at least he wasn't no slug monster
@@Xehanort10 I'd put Freddy's Dead in the same category too!
"What a totally unexpected yet satisfying twist to this movie"
You rock, James.
Woah 9 seconds after upload
Just been waiting for Paul Rudd
Delta Force sameee
Jake paul
Same
SAME
1:49 yep. They did Danielle dirty. I saw the clip from the documentary about Halloween 4, 5, & 6 here on UA-cam and she talks about how she was done dirty by the studio. And she was all set to do it too.
Rob Zombie took care of her
and she was 17 and looked much better then the new jamie smh robbery
I love when he said "for a limited time only, this kid comes with a free Michael Myers"
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*facts*
Pichu Blossom u forgot to watch part of the movie
I guess, but some movies (kinda like this one) are pretty garbage. So, I didn't forget it entirely
Pichu Blossom yeah true
Rip Donald P, He was known for screaming at kids, i'm surprised he didn't yell at the baby
lol
@MangoMingoMongo "A diaper change?! NOOO! NOOOOOO! NOOOO! AAARGH...!"
LMAO that comment made my day!
probably a good idea to censor the baby. as silly as it seems, youtube has been having issues with pervs. no harm done censoring
No, not probably, definitely. No one wants to see that.
@Reesebynum2791 um... So????
@Reesebynum2791 what planet are you from?
Stryker yes officer this comment right here
Any age under 18 should be censored or simply not shown in films and seeing how they only needed the torso for the symbol they could've just covered the private area by a cloth if not a standard diaper.
Donald Pleasence is apparently a world war 2 veteran. So that's plenty of more reasons to respect him.
Rest in peace Donald
And makes his head explode *he's now John splode*
Zoleroid
Why does this amazing pun not have more likes?
*asplode
that mad men reference halfway through was awesome
I prefer The Spanish Inquisition one
At 12:54, I guess she didn't Kara 'bout that baby!
Hahaha nice!
Badoom tish
@@DeadMeat wœğh
Rest in Peace Mr. Pleasance. Legends never die.
But what if I AM watching it the day it came out? Huh?! You're saying I should just wait patiently for the cut comparison? Okay yeah that's fair.
Once upon a time I was falling in love; now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do. It's a total eclipse of the heart.
GOT YOU FAM Up, Up and Away
A long time ago, when I was eight, dad took me fishing. It was in April, the first day of fishing season in northern Quebec. And I didn’t care if it was cold, or if there was still snow on the ground.
“Help me find my warm boots?” I asked. And he did. Then I helped dad make peanut butter sandwiches, my favorite. “Where’s my packsack?” I asked. Smiling patiently, he found it for me.
“This is how I’m going to get a fish,” I said. Holding my new fishing rod birthday gift full stretch, I saw its neat lines, tightly wound threads and shiny eyelets. Then swinging it around, smacked the water glass from the kitchen table. Good thing he helped me clean up all the bits and pieces.
Mom just stood and shook her head. I don’t think she was upset. Just glad her boys were going fishing together, anywhere out of the house.
We loaded up our pickup truck. First my fishing rod was too long in the front. So I placed it in the back. Then I put our packsacks with sandwiches and water right beside it. Almost forgot our fishing box with some neat lures, but dad didn’t. He handed the green tin box to me.
The gravel road was full of loose stones. And they flew behind us as if fired from slingshots. But I couldn’t see much because of the dust. Then we hit a huge bump. “My fishing rod!” I yelled, as I watched it bounce from the truck. Dad put the brakes on so hard I flew across the seat and almost choked on the road dust that soon covered us.
“I saw it fly across that ditch,” I said. Dad climbed down the side of the road. And stepped on some ice. “Don’t get wet!” I yelled. But, he did.
Soon dad came back with my neat gift, scratched and covered in mud. The broken cork handle made it shorter than before. After starting on our way, I could now keep my fishing rod in my lap. And my tears had stopped.
It’s hard to try and be a man when your birthday present tries to take off like a crow then gets broken. At least it fit inside the front of the truck. “Does that mean I can’t go fishing? I ask.
“No,” dad answered. “I’m going to show you another way to fish,” he said. “Just like my own dad showed me.”
“At least we’re still going fishing!” I shouted. After a while, my hat blew off. Dad stopped the truck and this time I went along to help him find it. I tried not to notice him talking to himself.
“Keep it in your lap, under the tackle box,” he suggested. “This is where our hiking begins,” dad said when we finally stopped. The trail was full of icy ditches. He said, “Try not to get wet.” But I did.
It was fun jumping on the ice. Except when I broke through. It was like a freezing /waterfall splashing all over. Good thing he brought an extra pair of pants for me. He must know me really well by now.
Finally we reach the lake. It seems like we walked half way around the world. Most of the ice is gone. And some ducks are swimming. The water’s too cold for me though. I just want to fish.
I watch carefully as dad shows me my grandfather’s way to fish, without a fishing pole.
He finds a heavy rock, wraps some line around it then ties a knot. After that he makes a little circle with the rest of the line, in a pile beside his foot. And ties a neat silver spinner on the very end. Then he makes another knot keeping it fast to the strong black line.
Holding about three feet of line in front of him, he begins to twirl. He does that a couple of times and sends it flying over the water. It sure took off, making a heavy splash some distance away. I can’t wait for my turn.
“Do you want some help?” Dad asked.
“No, I want to do it all by myself.”
“Did you watch everything I did?” he asked.
“Yes,” I answer. “And I’m going to throw it farther than you!” I bragged loudly. I take my line and wrap it around another rock. Then I make a circle with the rest beside my feet. And knot my special gold spoon on the end I am going to throw.
After winding up like a baseball player, my first throw goes backwards and catches on a tree limb. But dad gets it down for me. I think he ripped his pants. Now I’m ready to begin twirling again. First, I do one big circle, then two, then three. And finally let go. My spoon, like a rocket, goes up and up. The sun makes it shine.
A lucky crow gets out of the way. The floppy bird might think it’s a truck…no, maybe a plane that flies. My line flies through the air, past a floating log. And over some ducks on the water.
It goes and goes and…Oh, oh. “Dad, I forgot to make a knot when I wrapped the line around my rock!”
I remember long ago how he shook his head. And smiled. Now I do too. I think he’s still out there on the lake. And he’s looking for a lost gold spoon for his little boy
Carlos Guevara oh yeah no yours is way better.
I'm from the future and I can tell u the video is a banger!🤖
It’s so sad with Jamie she died I loved her in Halloween 4/5! 😢😢😢😢
Lexxi37 same 😭😭😭
Lexxi37 well I don’t really care this movie she wasn’t even played by Danielle Harris
650.cameron _ good for you?
Lol, pervert
@@brontaviouswalton4291 i personally didnt like her
Only OG dead meat fans will remember... Practical Folks
OMG I remember that ! Why did he stop?
It’s been 84 years....
Ok
Milku uwu rt lol I was here since 20k
“So antman and dr.lumus rush over there”. HAD ME DYING!!!😂😂
Oh my god you made a anchorman reference
“It’s called Sex Panther, 60% of the time it works every time”
That doesn't make sense.
@@abramsullivan7764 that's the point, it's supposed to be stupid
@@karabartley ha I know
dude idk if youll see this, but i LOVE bone. your pfp is awesome
hi
I don’t even mind that the kill count was a tad late, more James is always great.
9:05 Microsoft Myers
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve always wondered 1) what type of “cult hospital” Jamie was at and why she went there instead of a regular hospital, and 2) how Michael Myers found her at the bus station.
Paul Rudd's eyes look different than in antman
@Count Drunkula you made him into a drunk vampire?
@Count Drunkula Ah man why do you have to make people into vampires when you're drunk?
@Count Drunkula I put my faith in you. You can do it
In Halloween they keep his bright green eyes, in Ant-man they reduce the shine of his eyes because his eyes are so damn beautiful
@@tameothemultifandom7342 Perhaps so
Love that Ron burgandy anchorman reference “works 60% of the time very time
13:29 Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!!
love how he calls Paul Rudd "Ant-Man"
michael myers? more like michael mccruden
Michael slaps u
Benson Chen *Michael Mcdouchebag
McCrudden wishes!!! Then he could make another stupid video on himself after every sequel. And WHO WANTS THAT?!
Halloween, before they where dumb
Makes sense. Profits from people dying. Same person.
Alright, class you only have 20 minutes to study for this test. Remember this is important and will majorly affect your grade.
*Dead Meat uploads*
Me: yeah, I’ve got time...
Every time
Time well spent
meet.... MEET?
Jacob A. Gallant thanks I didn’t notice that :/. I’ll change that...
Me when i've got time!
Does anyone find it weird that we have all these famous killers that we all love but most of the movies that have come out for each and every one of them have been pretty bad but yet still managed to be remembered by thousands and even favorited by our new generations
@@harunomer3651 Damn true
In the case of Halloween & A Nightmare on Elm Street the first movies are actually good & are considered classics in the horror genre too. As for F13, well it may not be a great movie, it at least had some suspense going for it, because we didn't know that Mrs. Voorhees was the killer until the last 15 minutes or so. Plus Jason Voorhees is the most recognizable masked killer in all of horror
Bart Darrow Nigga the first F13 is a classic, wtf,
It's a classic, I just said that it isn't very good
TM-F SalVatioN true? How do you even know what the hell he was talking about the guys comment reads like he wrote it while having a seizure
I know it’s not Danielle Harris, but Jamie Lloyd still died. She was the most important character in the middle of the series.
@@selfstorage3112 I said middle of the series, not the series overall.
@@selfstorage3112 you make no damn sense bruh 😂
@@selfstorage3112 ok weirdo lol
Except the studio hired J.C. Brandy because the studio didn't want to pay Danielle Harris a decent rate for some reason, WTF?! Did you wrong Danielle, you the best.
Best channel on UA-cam. always putting out quality videos
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
When he did the butthead impersonation I literally cried laughing 😂 I hurt my right rib doing so
That impersonation is everything LoL
Fkn SPOT ON lol
I laughed my ass off when I heard the Butthead impression
rest in power donald pleasence❤️ he carried this wholeee series dont caree! such a legend 🙏🏼
Movies/franchises I can’t wait to see kill counted:
1. Pumpkinhead
2. Tremors
3. Jeepers Creepers
4. Ghoulies
5. Animal Based movies (Black sheep, Razorback, etc.)
Dead Meat isn't doing Jeepers Creepers because the producer is a child molestor
I honestly don't know
@@PaisiosOfGOAOA Jeepers Creepers definitly is one of the best horror movies. The 3rd movie sucked though because the creeper got all of his new tech which makes the creeper seem more like a magical being than a creepy killer. First and second movie were great though.
@BaneOfPhillipBurnell fd
Oh my god the pipe scene in the first Jeepers Creepers...that might make a record
Man, these kill counts are always so damn entertaining, I can't believe that they usually run for 15-20 minutes. It always feels like less than 10!
Can't wait for The Cut Comparison, although I don't wanna imagine how much work this will be, depending on the movie. (Fingers crossed you will also make at some point one for Rob Zombie's Halloween 2.)
Fun fact: In the italian movie FATAL FRAMES, which may or may not be Donald Pleasance's final role, depending on how you count it*, his real life death is written into the story by having his character (who is very obvsiously inspired by Loomis) fly to the states "to take care of a madman in a white mask" (quoted from 20 year old memory), which is both amusing and insulting. In conclusion: I miss Donald Pleasance. He was so many times the best about many movies he appeared in.
*After all he was still alive to finish the first version of Halloween 6, but was already dead for the reshoots that ended in the theatrical cut and died during production of Fatal Frames and I don't know which one came out first.
Love the celery man reference!
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How to make Halloween good:
Step 1: Make Beetlejuice a main character
Or have Michael Myers meet his match in the form of a top detective in the Michigan State police that stands over 7 ft 4 in tall and weighs up to 646 lb of pure muscle
Wait I just tripped that Danny wore a “Barry Kicks Ass” shirt to school. Like I would have got sent home, especially going to schools that made it seem like shoulders were inappropriate 🙄
The greatest weakness of the Halloween Franchise is also its greatest feature, the storyline. Unlike the Friday series, which has a story, but is really just a secluded location with numerous kills. While Halloween tried to link every film and was set all over Haddonfield with Police everywhere.
The worst part, anyone who followed the story (even linking 4-6 with the rest) and put up with the weird stuff added throughout will never know what happened to the Michael Myers that woke up still alive at the end of Resurrection.
This movie does suck, but as a huge fan of Michael, I just enjoy his added kills and the some sort of explanation of how Michael doesn't die from everything that happened to him, as without this, there is no explanation whatever for how Michael has survived anything (like being shot a few dozen times, including in the face).
Resurrection made money
yet Friday the 13th has more better sequels than Halloween
@@ScarysReviews tbh I think you right ik a lot would agree Halloween is a li better than Friday the 13th but personally tbh I do prefer Friday tbh
I see the parallels between Tommy Doyle and Tommy Jarvis.
Both encountered the killer as kids.
Both got obsessed over him and the idea of him coming back.
Both had a final fight with the killer where they won.
*james warns about epilepsy seizures near the end* The Beginning: “Am I a joke to you?”
"Microsoft Meyers" xD 09:04
XD That was a good one :D
*Myers
@@charmxsbeanie4726 it ain’t a spelling bee
@@eggiseggerson3159 🙄
🙄?
I'm exited for the cut comparison
I'm an epileptic and one day, I decided to watch this movie. I don't remember most of it and my mom found me on the floor at the end of a seizure, so you were right to warn people. Thank you.
Fun fact this is Paul Rudd's first ever movie he filmed in.
Could you imagine being Dr. Loomis, it must be exhausting involved in this bullshit every times. No wonder he became crazy 😭
Was really sad to see Jamie getting killed... But at least was not Danielle Harris. Thank God we're never going to see Danielle Harris dying in a Halloween movie...Wait a second... I forget... 14 years later Boom!
I’m just glad we didn’t see her get killed as Jamie Lloyd. Especially since they killed her off so brutally and disgracefully. After all that suffering too.
Friday had Jason X, Halloween had the curse of Michael Myers
I think Jason X is by far worse. I mean if "X" came out today in the super technology era it might've been better
Jason goes to hell*
Don't forget Nightmare on Elm Street had Freddy's Dead.
And for chucky, childs Play 3
And scream had scream 3
Paul Rudd was in costume design for this movie and just said, “I think I’ll stick with this look from now on.”
Micheal Myers - The Curse of the Early Upload
13:30 Oh I see what you did there... Nobody ever expects the spanish inquisition ;)
Gotta love the Pythons 😎
Thank you
Fun fact: the Spanish Inquisition usually gave about a months notice before their arrival.
Nobody expectes the Spanish Inquisition's 1 month notice!
Been super busy this weekend so a bit late to the party! But I have to say James... You don't get enough credit for your attire and your props in the background. You have stepped up your game so much and I love from series to series and movie to movie your shirts are amazing and everything. Keep up the amazing work you do every week man. And to continue my streak of saying this... Another great KC james! Thank you as always.
Is anyone watching in 2024 waiting for the Halloween recount?
I’m watching in 2024 waiting for the Halloween ends kill count
Oooh, I'm excited for the Cut Comparison videos. Always something I really liked especially when they include different endings.
oh and please do a kill count for tucker and dale vs. evil. There’s a lot of kills and its a great comedy horror
Yeah Tucker and Dale vs evil was a great little gem
I dont think he does suggestions, correct me if im wrong. I haven't watched him since last year
@Tyler Vincent Just the first one, please. The novelty of how it just spits in the face of expectations just doesn't work with sequels.
Hope you're having a good day James, Chelsea and of course I can't forget Lucy.
FantaAddict James and Chelsea’s cat
“What the fuck Cara” oh my god I just found my favorite kill count line
9:02 the 4d3d3d hahahaha give me a print out of Oyster smiling
this was my first Halloween movie so i have an emotional attachment to it but that doesn't mean it's good
th3 ph30n1x this was also my first Halloween movie I watched this with my sister
If you are comparing Cuts...then have fun with Dawn Of The Dead from 1978 :D
R.I.P Donald Pleasents He Will Be Missed 😭😭😭😭😭
5:54 the thing is *who doesn't fill up the orange juice*
I couldn’t stop laughing the whole video after Microsoft Myers 😂
So that’s why antman wasn’t in infinity war he wanted to take on Michael Myers instead of thanos
Traydon Murphy. Dude, either way he ain’t gonna have a good time.
But this was in 1995 before Paul Rudd played as Ant-man.
@@abramsullivan7764 whoosh
I think it’s really cool that Donald Pleasance stuck with the role of Loomis for every sequel up to this movie
This channel is such a true gem
If only Paul had his suit
I was so worried yesterday when there were no uploads! You put all my fears to rest when you said there’s another series coming! Nice!
Micheal just doesn't want anyone to have intercourse.
Asexual. But make it extreme.
😂😂😂
ironic cause of what happened to jamie