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  • @E1craZ4life
    @E1craZ4life 6 років тому +1349

    I think Denholm was wearing earplugs so that he wouldn't hear himself thanking Roy for his work on Project Icarus.

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox 2 роки тому +38

      Haha that's right!

    • @Robert___98
      @Robert___98 Рік тому +42

      You know I do!

    • @thehuguenot5615
      @thehuguenot5615 Рік тому +12

      That's right doodles

    • @mylesfrost9302
      @mylesfrost9302 7 місяців тому +9

      im pretty sure you are right because thats the only line he isnt shouting

  • @TheDemonsReflection
    @TheDemonsReflection 8 років тому +755

    For as much of a bastard as Denholm is, he's probably the best supporting character.

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 Рік тому +27

      Loved Chris Morris as Denholm. He does these beautifully absurd things…

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому +29

      I freaking love this character. Douglas is okay, but Denholm is absolutely hilarious every instant of his screen time.
      Is Chris Morris like this with a lot of his performances?

    • @TheDemonsReflection
      @TheDemonsReflection Рік тому +27

      @@nthgth I yhink Denholm has an advantage over Douglas because Douglas was a lot more prominent in the plot whereas Denholm showed up for a scene and then was gone, so they had to make his scenes stand out as much as possible. At least that's what I think.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому +3

      @@TheDemonsReflection That's fair, in the sense that he _needed_ to be more absurd. Douglas, they could work into things like him going to Roy's for that movie or dating that gorgeous reporter. Not so much with Denholm.
      These were great, but I wonder if they couldn't have still had Renholm's hilarious appearances now and then in addition.
      The "I declare war" scene (and later Are you sure?!!), the Project Icarus party, even the opening scene of the show's non-smiling "hahahaha, now then." Iconic to the show to me, and only Denholm could do it!

    • @dorchadha
      @dorchadha Рік тому

      ​@F U tility ua-cam.com/video/0lhJ3YJkfcg/v-deo.html this will give you an idea

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 10 років тому +434

    YEP?
    I CAN'T HEAR YOU

  • @richardmattocks
    @richardmattocks Рік тому +154

    And the moment he actually thanked Roy will stay with him for life. Shows he actually did pay attention to his people even though he was insane 😎

    • @mikeyboy1234567
      @mikeyboy1234567 19 днів тому +1

      And stealing from their pension fund :)

  • @LAURACUM
    @LAURACUM 13 років тому +587

    "I'm stealing food from this machine".
    "Hahahaha, you know I do!"

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 7 місяців тому +36

    I always liked that he loved the IT department. Even the other employees were weirded out that he had a soft spot for them.

  • @newcoolnarutard1
    @newcoolnarutard1 10 років тому +271

    Nothing will ever beat series 1 :')

    • @FirstnameLastname-py3bc
      @FirstnameLastname-py3bc 3 роки тому +18

      I prefer Douglas threefold
      But The Red Door.. Ahh just amazing

    • @WhoisVinnie
      @WhoisVinnie Рік тому +3

      @@FirstnameLastname-py3bc Cradle Of Filth

    • @Tom_-
      @Tom_- Рік тому +2

      ​@@WhoisVinnieit's really quite beautiful

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 Рік тому

      Nah, S2 was the best tbh. Every single episode was comedy gold. S1 had it's moments though.

    • @wiseguy7722
      @wiseguy7722 9 місяців тому +4

      @@davisbowe8668 S2 E1 was the best episode

  • @Metal-Possum
    @Metal-Possum 2 роки тому +198

    Denholm was incredibly eccentric with no explanation. Douglas was just not quite the same.

    • @parthsavyasachi9348
      @parthsavyasachi9348 Рік тому +21

      Douglas was the best character in any series though.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому +40

      Matt Berry is great as Douglas, lots of funny moments, wish they'd kept them both on.
      Having to choose one, though, I'd pick Denholm every time. His character is just funnier to me, every line

    • @jychilly
      @jychilly Рік тому +15

      Chris Morris was effortlessly funny. Matt Berry was effortfully funny. Well, I mean, you could really tell how hard he was trying to be funny.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому +5

      @@jychilly good way to put it

    • @Cyba_IT
      @Cyba_IT 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jychillyI think that's a valid point. The Douglas character did fit Matt Berry well but it was fairly obvious that he was putting it on. With Chris it just seems like he's being himself.
      I think part of the reason the show was so good was because the characters were just exaggerations of themselves.

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 Рік тому +80

    I always liked how Denholm remembers Roy's name.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому +15

      I think bc Denholm did really appreciate the IT dept, but the ongoing theme of them being "uncool" meant he couldn't acknowledge them at that big event early in the episode

    • @drewzero1
      @drewzero1 10 місяців тому +12

      Unlike Douglas: "The IT department, run by a dynamic go getter, a genius, and a man from Ireland."

  • @aadhaarmurty1180
    @aadhaarmurty1180 Рік тому +16

    The 42 on his shirt - a rather nice reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому +4

      As are almost all little side details pertaining to Roy.
      Not just to Hitchhiker's Guide but other general "standard nerd" stuff

  • @pktomi
    @pktomi 13 років тому +62

    - Why are you wearing earplugs?
    - That's right!
    omgwtf scene XD

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 Рік тому +21

    Chris Morris is a great actor, he played so many people in Brass Eye he's a fantastic human being all round really

    • @gommechops
      @gommechops Рік тому +4

      I think it's safe to say he probably is the greatest man alive.

  • @janelanemle1979
    @janelanemle1979 7 років тому +121

    Aw they cut out Roy crying :(

    • @caiholroyd178
      @caiholroyd178 7 років тому +1

      The fuck is Ross?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому +1

      ​@@caiholroyd178...it's the Roy/Moss ship name, duh

  • @munkeybutt
    @munkeybutt 8 років тому +197

    I miss Denholm

    • @EnsignRedSquad
      @EnsignRedSquad 3 роки тому +20

      I liked Denholm better than his sucessor. This guy is an oblivious CEO, the next guy was a clueless perv.

    • @beavisbutt-headson3223
      @beavisbutt-headson3223 2 роки тому +4

      @SMA Productions You were the only buddy I ever haaaad. But if you and him wish to be buddies again, I won't stand in your waaaaaaaay.
      I do think Denholm was the funnier character, though. Nothing to do with the actors

    • @harribo2005x
      @harribo2005x 2 роки тому +2

      RIP Denholm Reynholm
      (? - 2007)

    • @olivertate8841
      @olivertate8841 2 роки тому +8

      i did intend to use this revolver to shoot myself but in the end as you know i jumped out of a window

    • @harribo2005x
      @harribo2005x 2 роки тому

      @@olivertate8841 He couldn’t have said that after he died, so he must have intended to jump out of the window.

  • @ovaltineforlife4778
    @ovaltineforlife4778 5 років тому +22

    Rest in peace Denholm Reynholm.

  • @Kiriyama117
    @Kiriyama117 13 років тому +12

    "Yeah? I can't hear you!"
    haha

  • @eclt83
    @eclt83 5 років тому +85

    Denholm was the best character on the show. :)

  • @sebastiandurando2493
    @sebastiandurando2493 8 років тому +82

    Best boss ever!

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 18 днів тому

    The. Best. Episode

  • @michaelodonoghue7464
    @michaelodonoghue7464 Рік тому +4

    Easier to grab the Machine at the top, tilt it forward and shake (apparently).
    Or at least it was in 1984 (or so I’m told).

  • @ArKhAm1
    @ArKhAm1 7 років тому +2

    omg i love that laugh!!

  • @RedFail1-1
    @RedFail1-1 19 днів тому

    When I was in school for funnily enough IT, we had a vending machine that took cards. Only thing was it didn't actually charge you because it wasn't connected to the Internet. The owner had to use the data to charge it. I would buy a couple snacks using an old card. About a week later it wouldn't accept cards lol

  • @0zziefan
    @0zziefan 11 років тому +7

    YEAH!....I CAN"T HEAR YOU!

  • @midwestmatthew9752
    @midwestmatthew9752 3 роки тому +3

    Better eat that banana fast, after that fall it will be bruised to kingdom come in about 30 seconds.

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 12 років тому +2

    Yeah I know I was guessing what he thought he said.
    Delving into an unexplored aspect of the joke.

  • @DannyZeff
    @DannyZeff 11 років тому +33

    Do UK vending machines actually sell fruit or do I contribute this to the absurdness that is the IT Crowd?

    • @michaellejeune7715
      @michaellejeune7715 7 років тому +4

      Danny Zeff Here in Belgium some have fruit in it. No idea about Britain though.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 2 роки тому +23

      No. Never. In a place like that it would never, ever sell. IT people chase empty carbs. The lack of obesity in this show is the main divergence from reality.

    • @njoshua3265
      @njoshua3265 2 роки тому +17

      @@darthkek1953 This machine would have been higher up in the corporate office not the basement where IT are. Unusual but it wouldn't surprise me if it was a machine with lots of traffic with a company that has some health scheme.

    • @Hushey
      @Hushey Рік тому +3

      yes

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому +5

      It's "attribute" but vending machine food needs to have a long shelf life, so most of it is not fruit.

  • @Krtek2913
    @Krtek2913 10 років тому +6

    He said 'm stealing food from this machine"

  • @TheDavidNolanChannel
    @TheDavidNolanChannel 11 років тому +3

    He said "Im stealing food from this machine"

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 11 років тому +6

    HAHA THAT'S RIGHT!

  • @najZSwe
    @najZSwe 11 років тому +2

    Im stealing food from this machine is the correct sentence....

  • @MrPuppetMan2
    @MrPuppetMan2 11 років тому +2

    ...and the joke flew straight over his head.

  • @olivertate8841
    @olivertate8841 2 роки тому +6

    i did intend to use this revolver to shoot myself but in the end as you know i jumped out of a window

  • @poppensmurf
    @poppensmurf 12 років тому +5

    Ah, well done chap!

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 12 років тому +11

    -WHATS this contraption?
    -Uhhhhhh...you steer your crew like this machine.
    -HAHAHAHA YOU KNOW I DO!

  • @myburneraccount669
    @myburneraccount669 7 місяців тому

    *cackle THATS RIGHT

  • @rich_rich90
    @rich_rich90 Рік тому

    "YEP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"

  • @asthmatictuna
    @asthmatictuna 12 років тому +1

    @jacktindale there's this thing called vibrate they have on new fangled devices these days ;)

  • @chrisfield9777
    @chrisfield9777 18 днів тому

    You know I do!

  • @TheDavidNolanChannel
    @TheDavidNolanChannel 11 років тому +1

    I just did the same thing and saw this comment.
    I thought he just couldnt understand an Irish accent...

  • @bertxo
    @bertxo 12 років тому

    - Yep? I cannot hear ya!! xDD

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 11 років тому

    He sure did
    He sure did

  • @leeweesquee
    @leeweesquee Рік тому +4

    I want a Denhilm spinoff

    • @Joe_Larkin
      @Joe_Larkin Рік тому +2

      You realise he is dead, right?

    • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
      @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 10 місяців тому

      He doesn’t have to be, it’s only pretend.

    • @ChocoHammer
      @ChocoHammer 7 місяців тому

      Then explain the note :D (with the gun I mean)@@Joe_Larkin

  • @teamtinyturtle9103
    @teamtinyturtle9103 6 років тому +13

    I never saw a vending machine that sells fruit, though I do live in America.

    • @mialevi1341
      @mialevi1341 5 років тому +11

      yeah well a vending machine doesn't really sell fruit, it was just made for the show to make a joke

    • @ukasztokarski3715
      @ukasztokarski3715 3 роки тому +2

      @Zedrik Allen here in Poland there are fruits and vegetables in vending machines. Not everywhere but there are. And machines are cooled so they stay fresh for a week or so.

    • @thegrandmuftiofwakanda
      @thegrandmuftiofwakanda 2 роки тому +1

      In some parts of Japan there are vending machines that sell worn panties.

    • @cryo2156
      @cryo2156 2 роки тому

      @@thegrandmuftiofwakanda or live crabs

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому

      I haven't worked in many places with vending machines, but in my (American) experience they come restock them (and remove money and expired items) like every 6 months.
      That wouldn't work for any fruits or veggies, refrigerated or not lol

  • @cloudstrife1983
    @cloudstrife1983 6 років тому +1

    Hahaha you know I do!

  • @SmurfedYah
    @SmurfedYah 11 років тому +1

    HAHA HE SAID IT WOULD BE ON THE NEXT TUESDAY!

  • @DeveloperMarty
    @DeveloperMarty 10 років тому +1

    He said stealing food form this machine...

  • @Alkonium
    @Alkonium 11 років тому +5

    The line was "I'm stealing food from this machine!"

    • @IIISentorIII
      @IIISentorIII 10 місяців тому +1

      *Thank you, yea I love my car*

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 7 років тому

    Creative lol.

  • @leahevehumphries
    @leahevehumphries 4 роки тому

    *_ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

  • @Jcrexxor
    @Jcrexxor 12 років тому +14

    What device is Roy using, and where can I find one?

    • @EnsignRedSquad
      @EnsignRedSquad 3 роки тому +11

      We don't share IT secrets.

    • @CaptainBango
      @CaptainBango 2 роки тому +4

      I believe they call it a prop

    • @aproapemasini6066
      @aproapemasini6066 2 роки тому +7

      @@CaptainBango nah, its an actual POS you use to enter admin mode into the vending machine and do updates on it and repairs and stuff like that. Obviously it wont work on vending machines from 2006 when this was filmed, but nowadays you certainly can do it. He is basically running tests to see if the commands are working properly, he is not actually stealing anything.

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 11 років тому

    lol what brought that on? I was was talking to someone totally different.
    But thanks ill let him know...

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 12 років тому

    @CptHandGrenade lol yeah I was just trying to guess what he heard through his earplugs.

  • @KortusLombardie
    @KortusLombardie 12 років тому

    Hahaha, that's right!!

  • @malonemalo
    @malonemalo 11 років тому

    i don't know UK, but in Spain, some do.

  • @mintymilkk
    @mintymilkk 11 років тому +2

    He said, "I'm stealing food from this machine" 0_o

    • @Robert___98
      @Robert___98 3 роки тому +4

      Hhhhahahahaha, *YOU KNOW I DO!*

    • @mintymilkk
      @mintymilkk 3 роки тому +1

      @@Robert___98 damn 8 years later, I was 15 then

    • @Robert___98
      @Robert___98 3 роки тому

      @@mintymilkk Gotta love how time flies

  • @19person895
    @19person895 10 років тому +4

    He probably turned it off and on again

  • @robertjackson3552
    @robertjackson3552 3 роки тому

    "easy money"

  • @Nohiro.3D
    @Nohiro.3D 6 років тому

    And then he cried.

  • @YggdrasilAudio
    @YggdrasilAudio 2 роки тому

    Project Icarus? Dirk Gently?

  • @Brilhantina9
    @Brilhantina9 6 років тому

    *ROY!!!!!*

  • @damnseg
    @damnseg 11 років тому +1

    YEAH?
    I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
    XD

  • @jculver1674
    @jculver1674 6 років тому

    ROY!!!

  • @Vetis213
    @Vetis213 12 років тому

    @joeisaflyingfish Saw someone on TF2 named Peter O'Hanrahanrahan..not sure if we were the only 2 who got the reference. brilliant.

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 10 місяців тому

      "You're at the world trade center?"
      "That's right!"
      "...where exactly?"
      "At Windows on the World, fantastic views of manhattan!"
      "...Peter, Windows on the World no longer has particularly good views of Manhattan..."

  • @legendarykeyboardwarrior8364
    @legendarykeyboardwarrior8364 Рік тому +1

    How he heard his phone ringing 😕🤨

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +9

    XD, The machine keeps giving Roy fruit

    • @pox_pleasuretongue
      @pox_pleasuretongue 2 роки тому

      Yep a classic also
      Not that this is a problem but mate, I see you on every video that I watch so.. lol

  • @poppensmurf
    @poppensmurf 12 років тому +1

    *I'm stealing food from this machine

  • @Scadooshlol
    @Scadooshlol 12 років тому

    Hahaha, you know i do

  • @DeveloperMarty
    @DeveloperMarty 10 років тому +2

    Uhm no I think you missed the point, I acknowledge the joke very well. I am stating that the guy who is quoting roy that I replied to wrote the wrong information.

  • @Eestlaneonvisa
    @Eestlaneonvisa 11 років тому

    he died like a boss

  • @SidusuC
    @SidusuC 2 роки тому

    YOU KNOW I DO

  • @CptHandGrenade
    @CptHandGrenade 12 років тому

    @darthkahn45 -Uhhhhhh... Im stealing food from this machine^^ cant wait for season five^^

  • @iraf.official
    @iraf.official Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂👌👌

  • @One_and_Forsaken
    @One_and_Forsaken 11 років тому +1

    YA? I CANT HEAR YOU!

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 11 років тому +1

    Nah ill take your word for it you seem trustworthy.

  • @d.b.levitt
    @d.b.levitt 2 роки тому

    0:18

  • @Kylirr
    @Kylirr 11 років тому

    I actually think some do... xD

  • @emilymonkey
    @emilymonkey 10 років тому +3

    He/She knows that, they've just stated what they think Denholm probably thought he heard.

  • @hrnekbezucha
    @hrnekbezucha 5 років тому +2

    You cut it too soon! Too soon!

  • @FLuXGriZzly
    @FLuXGriZzly 11 років тому

    no denial ?

  • @CollinFC
    @CollinFC 11 років тому

    YEP?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

  • @notmyname3487
    @notmyname3487 8 років тому +4

    Terminator 2 reference

  • @tatarqa
    @tatarqa 13 років тому

    xD

  • @connorp8408
    @connorp8408 6 місяців тому

    I like the clips of this, but this surpasses Friends level of laugh tracks

  • @906087
    @906087 7 місяців тому

    Why would fruit even be in a vending machine?

    • @3lttlbrds
      @3lttlbrds 2 місяці тому +1

      Some offices has that option as it can be stocked and removed daily by staff. It's the better option too.

  • @thecassman
    @thecassman 10 років тому +3

    Wow i think you missed the joke completely there... He's wearing earplugs so couldn't hear him... The joke is what did he THINK he said to respond with "You know i do"... I think the comment you replied to simply gave a possibility...

  • @erikziak1249
    @erikziak1249 Рік тому

    How did he hear the mobile phone ringing???

  • @pedinoway2
    @pedinoway2 11 років тому +1

    ARE YOU SURE?

  • @mrdoggy7826
    @mrdoggy7826 4 роки тому

    Hello? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

  • @CHINKICHOU
    @CHINKICHOU 11 років тому

    I part wif roy like apple then banana lol then munch packet and boss camalong, refance wif stargate

    • @Jarda98
      @Jarda98 2 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @CHINKICHOU
      @CHINKICHOU 2 роки тому

      @@Jarda98 thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ahuskyplaythough3826
      @ahuskyplaythough3826 2 роки тому

      @@CHINKICHOU Wow it only Took 9 Years to get A Response

  • @CaramelSantaBarbra
    @CaramelSantaBarbra 11 років тому

    attribute

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 11 років тому

    I am gonna go out on a limb and say your trying to troll me.

  • @hashtagger8694
    @hashtagger8694 Рік тому

    Denholm>Douglas

  • @RegularGuy000
    @RegularGuy000 10 років тому +1

    You completely missed the point... again...

  • @Marcus3252
    @Marcus3252 10 років тому +1

    steer your crew like this machine? what the fuck does that even mean lool

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 11 років тому

    Stop trolling you.

  • @thelastmanonearth2631
    @thelastmanonearth2631 Рік тому +17

    It never ceases to amaze me how this show was actually shot in the 2000's and it looks every bit like it was filmed in the 80's. As wildly popular as the show became, they never spent a penny on improving their equipment. 😂

    • @begobogo2583
      @begobogo2583 Рік тому +4

      It really doesn't

    • @closeben
      @closeben Рік тому +8

      I feel like you’ve never watched a show from the 80s.

  • @Blackmist64
    @Blackmist64 11 років тому

    no shit

  • @martinmills135
    @martinmills135 Рік тому +4

    Here’s a thought: Those who prefer Douglas to Denholm probably think The US Office was better.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому

      Absolutely not the case for me

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 Рік тому

      @@nthgth I’m glad to hear it. Was probably a rubbish thought, anyway.
      I do love Chris Morris’s utter deadpan weirdness in this. Matt Berry’s character is always so overtly oversexed that it’s a tad predictable, imho.

    • @saekhmet4186
      @saekhmet4186 Рік тому

      Love Chris Morris 😂 I need to rewatch The Day Today. Haven't heard all his radio stuff yet either ... Not sure if I'll be able to find it all

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 11 років тому

    I think you dropped your gay card.