'Too Hot To Handle' Is The Worst Show on Netflix
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- Опубліковано 20 кві 2020
- Netflix have released a new dating show, very similar to Love Island, called Too Hot To Handle... and my word, it's a new breed of dating show. Makes Love Island look good.
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Mine was pack your bags kate your in the villa 😂😂😂👌🏻
JaackMaate thank you for another video Jack 🙂
"Because I'm a prozzy"
JaackMaate “what do you call a fish with no eyes? An easy shag”
Favourite quote
‘And’
Me: snaps neck falling off a roof at a frat party.
The Ambulance: WOO RA! WOO RA! WOO RA! WOO RA! WOO RA! WOO RA! WOO RA!
Joey Cooke best reply
Screaming 🤣🤣
Hahahaha oh my god
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the brightest spark in the book
Enjoyed that.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an “L” on her pagehead
WOO RAH WOO RAH
Favourite quote: “ “WhY dOnT yOu Go ScIsSoR a MiRrOr ThEn” 😂😂
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Jack: I’m so horny I might SHAG A SALMON
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Salmon shagger:
People who use Nobody/no one in every comment:
*I have achieved comedy*
Asked
Woo rah
No one:
Absolutely no body:
Dyslexic ambulances: "woorah woorah"
😂😂😂😂😂
430th like LMAOO
ashleyjpoole legend 😂😭
😂😂😂😂
fuuuck this was good🤣🤣
They really aren't even that "HOT", they just look like a bunch of vanilla IG models!
Girl: Breaks her neck falling off a roof. Hayley: Woo Rah Woo Rah
Sleep paralysis but it’s her at the end of your bed saying “Woo Rar” 😭😂
It's mouth unhinges from the Jaw it's just a gaping hole "who are we were the zany ladies were the best SorORiTy"
Please dear god no
I might just be old school but these girls and guys aren’t even that attractive, they come off so negatively and arrogant. I feel sorry for people who go for someone like this as it clearly shows they have a low self esteem
What kind of low self esteem do they have because I have low self esteem and I barely leave my house.
SebFilm no I don’t think its old school I agree
Yep they all seem gross to me cos they’re so shallow
They're the definition of whats wrong with society's expectations
Completely agree. Although, I am still relatively young and never found these types of fake people attractive.
Jaackmate: out of ideas
Shitty dating shows: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
True 😂
“IF A GIRL LOOKS JUST LIKE ME I’M INTO THAT-“
I BET she’s one of those girls that at one point has said to her best friend “okay at 30 if we’re single let’s just marry each other”
*pays for best friend’s plastic surgery to look just like her*
I'm a feminist
"Spin around for me real quick"
WOO RAH
Roses are red
Sharron’s a Star
A girl like broke her neck
But “Woo Rar, Woo Rar”
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
💀💀💀
Sharron: Yeah I’m a feminist
Also sharron: Woo Raa, take off that bra
Lmao
I like how much i can relate to jack, These type of “shows” just piss me off, cant bare them.
Are gun laws more lenient now?
Shooting these... things, we can go; "Oh no, they didn't have the virus... It was just the right thing to do."
"I'm a deep thinker, I think a lot" - A real Philosopher in the making
fav quote: Sharron: says he's a feminist and studied women and gender studies
jack"give it a minute he'll be asking a girl to turn around so he can see her arse"
Sharron: asks girl to turn around so he can look at her arse
WOO RAH
Girl: “If a girl just looks like me, then I’m into that”
Jack: “go scissor a mirror then” 😂😂
I almost spat my fucking dinner out
Nightmare VIII ur eating dinner at 6 😂
Omega tea or dinner, said dinner cos tea could of meant a cuppa 😅😂
“I don’t know how long it takes your nan to cook a casserole”
Matt: "I am a deep thinker... I think about... everything [blank stare]"
Wow, what a crew!
At least we didn’t have to watch them struggle through the “describe yourself with three words” question
Magdalena Sobala they’d 100% say abs, probably think they’re a personality trait
"I'm a feminist"
"Take em off and compare em"
Man's got me sobbing.
Woo Rar!
Carole Baskins after killing her husband:
"woo rar"
Unironically, how do I sign up for the show? Lol im a virgin and waiting for marriage so i might as well go and get some $$
“I’m a feminist” 2 mins later. “Take em off and compare them”
Nobody:
Jack:Slating every dating show
His subs: WooRahh
“Why don’t you go scissor a mirror then” absolute class jack😂
Popped up on my recommended today and thought why not, I laughed throughout, you have a new sub
"why don't you just go scissor a mirror then"
-JaackMaate 2020
I've let my family done.
@@jaack "done"
You’ve definitely let your family down with that...
Lol they're not even allowed to do that
No one:
Jack: getting angry at an intelligent assistant for not living up to her brother and sister Siri and Alexa
Unknownuserwhoops fuck off you little bastard
I’m fucking dying with laughter right now 😐
Kingston Town Ok damn
Best comment “what country africa is in?” 😂😂
Me when I go round to Morgz’s house for tea: “Woo rah! Beans and burgers!”
“Why don’t you go scissor a mirror then”- Jack 2020
WoO RaH
That comment killed me
Best Quarantine quote of 2020!
David Attenborough: Ahhh as you can see, the lesser spotted sorority girl is demonstrating her mating call
*Woorah Woorah*
Fish boy: "quesadillas"
Jack: "cAtS aNd DeArS"
Woorah
"a girl has broken her neck falling off a roof BUT other than that it's fun"
"I've played FIFA more times than I've slept with girls"
WOO RAH WOO RAH
“I might shag a salmon” -Jack 2020
sharron: yes, i’m a feminist
police cars in the distance: woorah woorah
"If you were in Paradise with these people..."
I'd of swam to Madagascar if necessary, and I can't even swim.
"here comes Matt, wearing his fucking parachute" 😂😂😂
Imagine if a bunch of asexuals snuck themselves into the show. Netflix would go bankrupt
I always wanted an asexual couple to attend temptation island and this type of shows and just fucking winning it all.
Jess Gent it would be funny for a different reason cause they would have to act like they want to have sex so they don't get booted. it would be awkward funny
@@TheMallachiv nah as an asexual it's easy to blend in with sexual people by making the jokes and stuff
BeGone Thot you're right, the idea I had would work better with Mormon virgins
*Normal people
Women: “women can do anything a man can!”
Jack: “get a erection then”
I mean...he got us☠️
lmao he’s wrong anyway, women get erections. An erection has to do with blood flow directed to the erectile tissues. The difference for females with vulva’s is you can't really see it because majority of the clitoris is inside the body. 💀
trans women be like,, i’m about to end this mans whole career
nora 노라 oh fuck off bora you can’t get an erection
*@Xanarris*
who hurt you?
„I studied women in gender studies at college.“ To that i can just say WOO RAH 😭😂
**fish makes eye contact**
*That one guy:* WOO RAH WOO RAH
No one:
Hayley scissoring a mirror:
*WOO RAH WOO RAH*
'I look like Keith Lemon if he never came into money and had to get a job in Zara' - incredible
“I look like Keith lemon if he never got to money”
"What do you call a fish with no eyes?
An easy shag"
Had me in tears for ages
“why don’t you go and scissor a mirror then” is up there with the best ever lines
Fav quote: "I'm a deep thinker. I think. About everything. A lot." Jesus is my absolute favourite.
annika annikaannika ohmigod are you watching the show toooo
@@ayushisharma162 Yes! Just watched the last episode actually.
I know I know, it's a stupid show...
But it's sooo entertaining!
annika annikaannika it's actually way more entertaining than love is blind.
@@ayushisharma162 For sure!!!
I watched this probably 10x times while making/editing my reaction video.
.. and it honestly was better than I thought it would be.
‘gives a whole new meaning to the term fish finger’😂😂
“I look like Keith Lemon if he never came into money and had to get a job at Zara” 😂😂
"not the brightest spark in the book" - Albert Einstein, 1903
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wooh rah
Best quote by far: "SEX" in goose voice
my friends forced me to watch this with them through Netflix Party. i quit being their friend after the first episode
Bit late on the hype for this one but I watched the show out of morbid curiosity and was pleasantly surprised. The whole premise of the show was obviously to bait the audience into watching attractive people try (and fail) to abstain from sex. But they did offer workshops to the contestants to help their personal growth, which apparently worked.
I mean, they only grew into normal respectful humans which the rest of us managed to do without a villa in Mexico or a cash incentive, so that's not saying much. But it meant that these humans were just a little less wanky, which is positive.
Apparently to the contestants, being pretty is a whole personality trait
Only some of them were pretty. The last one who rated herself 10/10 is a 6/10 and im being generous.
"A girl fell off the roof once and broke her neck but apart from that it's fun"😭😂😂
I don't know if Jack meant to do this, but he managed to guess exactly where Chloe was from when saying he didn't want to be surrounded by someone from Clacton-on-Sea
Other favourite quote “thats like going up to a stranger at a bus stop and going excuse me do you know when the next bus comes? and them responding ooooohhh it’ll take about as long as it takes my Nan to cook a casserole” like I’m dying 😂
"hi im lana"
"shut up slaggy siri"
i SCREAMED
WOO RAH
No one:
Literally not a soul:
Jack: why dont you go and scissor a mirror then?
This is my review about the new Netflix show “Too hot to handle” I’m talking about the “token black girl” that is on every dating show who never get chosen.
Love Island with Greg O'Shea and Amber Gill? A white Irish guy and British black girl.
“Fuckoff why don’t you go scissor a mirror then”🤣🤣
Favourite quote: “I’m not sure which will be greasier...his hair or Harry’s sheets after a night with a fish” 😂😂😂😂
u made me day again brio fr
This video is sending me, I’ve been pissing myself over woo rah for twenty minutes 😂
Sharon, The Feminist: take em off and compare em
The police: WOO RA! WOO RA! WOO RAAAAAA!
Yeah yours is the best comment I've seen hands down
Tbf, Haley mentioning that a girl fell off a roof and broke her neck was the most interesting thing that came out of her mouth the entire series
Ikr, she was so boring
We smashed the likes, please can you do a part 2.This is so good
“How are we you little quesadillas”
"How are we ya little quesadillas"???
Did he mean: "How are we my *BEANS AND BURGERS* "
Favourite quotes:
“If a girl looks just like me I’ll go for that”
“My success rate with celebrities is 0” (Is anyone surprised)
“I shower sometimes”
Good to see you back mate..needed a good laugh...
These videos are my favourite! So funny!
“How is he strutting about like that when he’s got the same name as my hairdresser?” Iconic
Harry: *thinks about shagging a fish and begins to look at the fish differently*
Jack: We may aswell refer to this guy as Mr Birdseye because he gives a whole new meaning of fish finger
I spat out my coffee.
No one:
Her: Woo raa woo raa
"did the narrator just turn into a fucking goose"
unreal from you Jack. class vid as usual x
“I would rate myself 10/10”
Well I wouldn’t because you’ve stolen Joleon Lescotts forehead
Obe Zarathustra Jones She was 🔥🔥🔥 still
xoxoxoxoxc she really wasn’t
@@SebLucas1998 you're gay then mate
I can't unsee it, fuck
@@shues ur blind
This video had me crying 😂
“Im a feminist”
*literally 2 seconds later*
“Oi let me see your arse”
Woooo rar
I love these vids Jack! Unreal! Hilarious! Keep it up! 😁👍🏻
Hahah this is brilliant Jack, one of your best videos to date 😂😂👏🏼
no one:
literally not a soul:
haley: WoO rAh w0o RaH
anyone: *instantly intimidated*
There no one memes are just the absolute worst. Who created them and actually though they were funny?
Euan No Cap I completely agree with you and I get sick of seeing them everywhere
@@euannocap1328 sorry mate, chin up
No one:
Morgz's Mam during sex: "Woo Rar, Woo Rar"
Morgz is the same because those northerners shag each other
Payet Squaddd southerners*
Need a part 2
Omg we need a part 2 haha
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
The irrelevant American girl: Woo Rah Woo Rah
Literally couldn't be any less funny
@@euannocap1328 so true. At least someone agrees
bro you just copied a quote of the video and then said the word nobody like 10 times not funny mate
‘Ello you lil quesadillas!’ Sounds like Alfie Deyes after his turmeric smoothie shot at some Cafe in Brighton WOO RAR
Great video!!!
Sharron: I’m a feminist
How long till he asks her to turn around
Sharron moments later, turn around 🤭
Imagine being kelz, not breaking any of the rules but still ending up with the same prize money as everyone else 😭😭😭😂
I see you have also watched the show
@@banjodobbie2208 please forgive me
Tayyab Hussain 😂
Sharron: "I'm a feminist"
Also Sharron: "Take em off and compare em"
Me: "Why aren't you joining in Sharron, you are half way there with your name?"
Please please please do season 2!!!!!🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
'Ain't the brightest spark in the book' lmao I'm dying 😂
“How is he strutting around like that when he’s got the same name as my hairdresser”
"Woo Raa" - What Americans chant to their friends when they're bragging that their great great great great great granddad lived in the same county as a family that ended up joining the IRA decades later, gotta love that heritage and culture
Kennedy O'Sullivan tiocfaidh ar la
please do another video of this!!
This is the best reaction video I’ve seen in my life I swear. Thanks for the vid jack