S11 E28: Trump’s Businesses & Election 2024: 11/3/24: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

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  • @coosoorlog
    @coosoorlog 18 днів тому +1137

    When Trump said he felt crypto was a "scam", he didn't mean it as a negative thing.

    • @gregoryturk1275
      @gregoryturk1275 17 днів тому +8

      Sell Ice to the Eskimos

    • @ingridakerblom7577
      @ingridakerblom7577 17 днів тому +6

      As long as it benefits the narc, the narc will not se it as something bad. No matter how bad it actually is..

    • @vilandar
      @vilandar 17 днів тому +8

      He saw the rise and fall of Sam Bankman Fried and said: What if you were immune from prosecution, could you keep the money?

    • @Wok_Agenda
      @Wok_Agenda 17 днів тому

      😂

    • @Itsallconnected_ShaneOrtega
      @Itsallconnected_ShaneOrtega 15 днів тому

      big pyramid scheme to get capital from the vulnerable or gulliable.

  • @StevenMann1573
    @StevenMann1573 17 днів тому +261

    Thanks to John Oliver I often laughed while learned about the world. Good luck America from Zagreb, Croatia.

    • @AG-iu9lv
      @AG-iu9lv 17 днів тому +2

      Thank you! 💙

    • @kristijancavic
      @kristijancavic 16 днів тому +2

      Sretno nam svima :D

    • @RadosavHarkonnen
      @RadosavHarkonnen 16 днів тому +2

      Kao, nije bitno za nas, ali ako ovaj tenkre pobijedi, a mogo bi, možda nam rusija ušeta u državu. Onda je odjednom bilo bitno

    • @MrNetmask
      @MrNetmask 16 днів тому

      @@RadosavHarkonnen brate simpatizirali ste sa nacistima, vam treba rusije da vas očisti

    • @Hydra-V
      @Hydra-V 16 днів тому

      I know, right? 40,000 Palstnians and he asks to vote for Kamala Harris... THAT'S HiLARIOUS!

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 18 днів тому +1213

    soo Moldova just elected a pro-european (EU) woman president for the second time, despite bomb threats around the EU at embassies to boycott the vote. you can do it, USA!

    • @freshdonkey1760
      @freshdonkey1760 18 днів тому

      Moldova+Europe is garbage we don't care. Trump 2024 let's go ✊🏼

    • @yansoloooo
      @yansoloooo 17 днів тому +43

      Thanks for the good news, I forgot to check this morning. And 55% on top of that 👍

    • @naluzoniro
      @naluzoniro 17 днів тому +39

      Damn, that's awesome ! Congrats Moldova, glad you're still with us !

    • @mikulitsi1819
      @mikulitsi1819 17 днів тому +38

      As an European I'm happy to hear that they chose her!

    • @AW-uv3cb
      @AW-uv3cb 17 днів тому +29

      Well done, Moldova! Greetings from Poland!

  • @AlanYoung-nr6sg
    @AlanYoung-nr6sg 18 днів тому +269

    Man, I have never seen a more sincere, authentic and empathetic version of John Oliver than this one.

    • @aghamom
      @aghamom 17 днів тому

      He's right. Even on the other side of the fucking planet, it's terrifying. The future is at stake, and demented boomers are playing with it. No one wants war, no one wants the climate to keep getting more catastrophic, we just wanna live in peace with shelter and food and not having to starve.

    • @efesezer8206
      @efesezer8206 17 днів тому +6

      hes desperate thats why 😂

    • @lfherrera5453
      @lfherrera5453 17 днів тому +17

      @@efesezer8206 Like every decent person should be

    • @krystofon
      @krystofon 17 днів тому

      WDYM

    • @DiegoHerrera579
      @DiegoHerrera579 17 днів тому

      It was fake AF... those crocodile tears will be real tears next sunday when Trump is being elected

  • @madikkenemmaliezeldathomse5397
    @madikkenemmaliezeldathomse5397 18 днів тому +306

    It's 5am in Denmark, and I've been waiting for this ❤️

    • @maora24
      @maora24 18 днів тому +10

      1pm in Japan🌏

    • @SidPhoenix2211
      @SidPhoenix2211 18 днів тому +5

      0505 in Norway. I woke up 1.5 hrs before I was supposed to, and was waiting for this

    • @ZytphenA
      @ZytphenA 18 днів тому +7

      You're not the only one

    • @DarknessBlossoms
      @DarknessBlossoms 18 днів тому +9

      almost 5am in sweden... another week another banger

    • @paolojudaya94
      @paolojudaya94 18 днів тому +6

      Perfect lunchtime viewing for me, I'd say. (It's noontime in Manila)

  • @Illusionistofthecourt
    @Illusionistofthecourt 18 днів тому +403

    Goodluck America, don't screw it up like we did in the Philippines.

    • @ninongfons
      @ninongfons 18 днів тому +6

      tama, ngayon nagdurusa sila mga 31M

    • @jval9002
      @jval9002 17 днів тому +4

      So true.

    • @hanifarroisimukhlis5989
      @hanifarroisimukhlis5989 17 днів тому +8

      As an Indonesian, sameeeee... Why we got the short end of the stick?

    • @gregoryturk1275
      @gregoryturk1275 17 днів тому +1

      Duterte or Marcos?

    • @Roxlimn
      @Roxlimn 17 днів тому +6

      @@gregoryturk1275 Porque no los dos?

  • @porkchops.
    @porkchops. 15 днів тому +31

    John, look at me. Mininum 4 more seasons, you cant leave us with trump without your jokes.

  • @nadiahassan5307
    @nadiahassan5307 18 днів тому +736

    Speaking on behalf of the rest of the world, believe us, we want this election to be over as well. And hope that Americans make the right choice and not someone who will start WW3 while on the toilet.

    • @leonardoaubert
      @leonardoaubert 18 днів тому

      If anyone starts ww3, that’s Biden and Kamala, under Obama orders

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 18 днів тому +32

      The thing about that last statement is that Trump supporters can point out, correctly, that his leader was already president for an entire term and didn't start WWIII, so why not elect him again. Not saying that he is a good choice, at all, but tht argument has serious flaws

    • @dt7197
      @dt7197 18 днів тому +19

      Trump actively prevented wars and strengthened relations with countries we were more likely to have conflicts with. He did an excellent job in that aspect. Same cannot be said for current administration

    • @nadiahassan5307
      @nadiahassan5307 18 днів тому +42

      @@tarielkaroldan4106 He announced tariffs and bans while on the toilet, the fact that you think his previous actions were rational is....very suspect.

    • @nadiahassan5307
      @nadiahassan5307 18 днів тому +61

      @@dt7197 Meaning he cozied up to dictators who easily manipulated him? Okay sure.

  • @animacuso100
    @animacuso100 17 днів тому +238

    "Picking apart policy proposals when the alternative is Trump is a bit like debating which color to paint the living room when your house is on f****** fire, you kind of have to prioritize the imminent threats"
    John Oliver 2024✌

    • @BossBast1
      @BossBast1 17 днів тому +2

      still, I would like to hear them. It makes them people. now all I know about Democrats is to stop Trump, that's all. I want to hear the good and bad of the other side... not only cheap propaganda everywhere...

    • @GwainSagaFanChannel
      @GwainSagaFanChannel 17 днів тому +16

      ​@@BossBast1 you are delusional to think there is anything good about Trump

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 17 днів тому +16

      ​​@@BossBast1 If you want to hear Kamala's policy proposals they are easy to find. You don't need John for this.

    • @haineko1989
      @haineko1989 17 днів тому

      We had them printed and discussed in the context of our country in many publications, being still out there crying about not knowing them or nitpicking is seriously either mega ignorant or paid by the big bad Mr P​ that invaded our neighbor two years ago. The only option I can understand is if you woke up from a long coma today, then speedy recovery dear👀 @@BossBast1

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 17 днів тому

      @@BossBast1 the only spewing cheap propaganda is the Mango Mussolini.

  • @eradatmunshi26
    @eradatmunshi26 15 днів тому +29

    Well, Americans just proved they do live in a bubble

  • @beyouinyourlife
    @beyouinyourlife 18 днів тому +36

    Love you for putting these episodes on youtube

  • @Pulpos999
    @Pulpos999 18 днів тому +61

    Man!
    Those last 6 minutes almost made me cry.
    Whatever happens USA, please... Stay strong!!!

  • @I.amthatrealJuan
    @I.amthatrealJuan 18 днів тому +598

    Many destructive candidates that this show covered went on to become presidents, from Brazil's Bolsonaro, Philippines' Duterte and Marcos Jr., Argentina's Milei, and of course, Trump in his first term. Please, Americans, break the streak. We may like a comedy punching bag for a laugh, but that is to cope for a depressing reality. Vote sensibly!
    -Sincerely, the rest of the world

    • @nadaqueveraqui.6026
      @nadaqueveraqui.6026 18 днів тому +38

      As Argentinian, yes for the love of god.

    • @kyoushidesu
      @kyoushidesu 18 днів тому +26

      That's what I thought as well, I kind of have a bad feeling about this whole election. I mean a tie between the two candidates? That's absurd. Like common sense-wise, how?

    • @zombilady8633
      @zombilady8633 18 днів тому

      ​@kyoushidesu Currently the polls show Harris winning in swing states by pretty large margins thanks to Trump's antics starting with the Madison Square Garden rally.

    • @keiichicute
      @keiichicute 18 днів тому +41

      The Philippines had its own Kamala in Leni Robredo, but disinformation and the lack of check and balance in the govt were too much for us to overcome. America, don't be like us. Do the right thing for your future.

    • @midknight
      @midknight 18 днів тому +4

      The problem isn’t voting. It’s who decides which votes are counted and which results are certified

  • @airangel94
    @airangel94 18 днів тому +46

    Watching from the Philippines. 🇵🇭 I've been anxiously anticipating the result of this election knowing it will not only affect Americans, but the rest of us as well. Rooting for Harris-Walz!

    • @politichia6820
      @politichia6820 17 днів тому

      Why is Harris better than Trump for Philipines?

    • @bryedtan
      @bryedtan 17 днів тому +3

      From th Philippines as well also hoping for Harris and Walz to win as well. But also need to keep expectations low and prepare for teh worst as well.

    • @birdman16
      @birdman16 17 днів тому

      @@politichia6820 Trump will probably enable Russia to win over Ukraine. Which emboldens countries like China which has long been trying grab the West Philippine Sea / South China Sea for itself. Basically, USA under Trump will probably be more isolationist. Like it or not, the USA acting like the "global police" benefits allies like the PH which has a weak military. Harris represents the status quo, meaning that the PH and much of ASEAN can continue to rely on USA's military to deter China from doing anything crazy.

  • @gilgoh1122
    @gilgoh1122 18 днів тому +205

    Final stretch folks. See you on the other side. Hopefully Freedom will prevail.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 18 днів тому +4

      Hope so, otherwise my job is in danger.

    • @Gone_rogue
      @Gone_rogue 18 днів тому +4

      Yep. Trump will secure our Freedom.

    • @watata1t
      @watata1t 18 днів тому +12

      ​@@Gone_roguebooooot

    • @mrjebix
      @mrjebix 18 днів тому +20

      @@Gone_rogueLike a wolf secures the sheep, yes.

    • @simonbutelerdellepiane5564
      @simonbutelerdellepiane5564 18 днів тому +16

      @@Gone_rogue He will secure it and keep it far away from us.

  • @ailantana
    @ailantana 18 днів тому +362

    Living in Kyiv, Ukraine, I woke up to explosions almost every October night. Please vote for Harris and demand her administration to stop sending arms to Israel and send them to us instead.
    PS John Oliver, my boyfriend and I watch your show every Monday, and it gives us some hope and some distraction, so thank you!

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 18 днів тому

      Dear Ukraine, please know that the majority of Americans stand with you. We already know that if trump is president you will be forced to end the war not favorable to you. Russia will demand as much as they can, most likely a way to gain control over country again in the future. (No doubt Russia will be spending the most on trump hotels if he's elected). There are some of us who realize this. You are a beacon of democracy. Unlike Afghanistan, you chose to fight and I hope that even if trump gets in, the rest of Europe will help you. Please keep safe.

    • @SKinSKorea
      @SKinSKorea 17 днів тому +26

      I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 and while I’ve lived abroad mostly since 1998- I vote!! Sending you peace, love, and strength.

    • @ailantana
      @ailantana 17 днів тому +6

      @@SKinSKorea Thank you, this really means a lot!

    • @AW-uv3cb
      @AW-uv3cb 17 днів тому +10

      Slava Ukraini!

    • @gregoryturk1275
      @gregoryturk1275 17 днів тому +13

      Russia is actually rightful Ukrainian territory since the capital of the Kievan Rus was actually in Kyiv, not Moscow 🤓🤓🤓

  • @FernandoZome
    @FernandoZome 15 днів тому +14

    I'm so sorry for the US. Trump should not be allowed to run for president. This is what you get for not having a judicial system for elections. Here in Brasil, after being convicted of crimes in the administration, Bolsonaro is not allowed to run for the next 8 years. We have many problems with the political system but one thing is that it just works flawlessly. We have free healthcare and anti-racist laws. And not mention how archaic the north American voting system is. You guys are screwed.

  • @stellacollector
    @stellacollector 15 днів тому +15

    Aaaaaaannnnd now we're cooked.

  • @grumpyAF
    @grumpyAF 17 днів тому +23

    Thank you for not calling Twitter X

  • @albevanhanoy
    @albevanhanoy 18 днів тому +256

    As a European:
    I find the importance of your country very annoying.
    Please elect Kamala and get this over with.
    Make Politics Boring Again

    • @modarkthemauler
      @modarkthemauler 18 днів тому +2

      The thing about that is. Politics was a clown show during Trumps time in office but the world was a wee bit more peaceful. It kinda flipped when democrats took office. Not a lot of screen time for politicians clowning around when the world is on fire.

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 17 днів тому +3

      it's super annoying! we also need to keep an eye on china 🙄

    • @AG-iu9lv
      @AG-iu9lv 17 днів тому +2

      I likewise find the importance of my country highly annoying. Oh, to be Swiss!
      Watching Lioness "I love my country", I considered the question and concluded that I tolerate my country.

    • @ingridakerblom7577
      @ingridakerblom7577 17 днів тому +3

      No please don't say that 😂 name the country. There are way to many muricans that already thinks Europe is a country 😂 we don't want any more of those 😂😂

    • @ermining1
      @ermining1 17 днів тому

      As a European I disagree with you. Kamala is supported by the same people who brought the irak war. Thanks to trump my country has decided to move away from Sarkozy dumb decision to rejoin and depend on NATO. I believe in Europe and hope some day it will be a federation of states that is independent from Russia and the us. I think Europe is way better in terms of ethics than these two 3rd world countries.

  • @artoriapendragon3234
    @artoriapendragon3234 18 днів тому +218

    THATS THE ISSUE. THAT LADY GAVE US THE FULL ISSUE:
    "Just because things are bad, doesn't mean its okay to let it get worse." if you're angry with the alligator for eating your arm, that doesn't make it okay to jump into the mouth of the T-Rex in protest. Please consider that!

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ 18 днів тому

      It's weird. Pro-palestinians are in essence saying: "I don't like this house. I want to burn it and live in the ruins because i don't want to do minor repairs to make it good."
      Whatever you think Biden/Harris is, Trump is worse. That's it. You can't make it anymore simpler.

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... 18 днів тому +1

      That's called being a "morale hostage" and is the worst thing you can do to a voter.
      And it's fucking disrespectful to frame it like that. What's worse? Funding and arming a genocide or not voting?
      In any other rational, humane country Biden/Harris would be impeached for their crimes...
      So please do not reduce war crimes of the worst kind to "alligator Vs T-Rex".

    • @politichia6820
      @politichia6820 17 днів тому +4

      It also doesn't make it ok to make the alligator president. American logic bro... 🙄

    • @Ratigan2
      @Ratigan2 17 днів тому

      ​@@politichia6820 Did you even grasp an ounce of what is being said here? The point is not getting a president that will almost certainly doom both America and the World. Do you need a graph?

    • @willywonky2760
      @willywonky2760 17 днів тому +4

      @@politichia6820 and your logic is to be a whiny b ..smh 🙄

  • @tycho2009
    @tycho2009 18 днів тому +13

    Funny as always but equally profound and unexpectedly moving. Thank you Mr Oliver 👏🏼

  • @terri6854
    @terri6854 18 днів тому +87

    Any criticsm of Harris applies ten-fold to Trump.
    And then there's a hundred other criticisms that are purely Trump's own.

    • @ingridakerblom7577
      @ingridakerblom7577 17 днів тому

      It's absolutely insanity that a full blown narc like trump is even considered for the job..

    • @ermining1
      @ermining1 17 днів тому

      Really? A war criminal called Cheney is endorsing Kamala and she's promoting this.

  • @r4dios1lence92
    @r4dios1lence92 17 днів тому +19

    The Harris x Trump choice made me remember last election on Brazil, where there was a lot of similarities with Lula x Bolsonaro.
    In the end, one of the best arguments (that sadly, wasn't one of the most effective) was: do you want to vote for someone who you can disagree with and fight against, maybe changing the course of their term a bit, or someone who will arrest you and probably murder you for complaining the slightest?
    You'd think that threatening the democracy once from a position of power was enough to make them the largest threat to democracy, but sadly, it seems that the extent of this is often underestimated.

    • @dgshoe
      @dgshoe 17 днів тому +1

      It really got to the point where people were begging Lula's campaign manager to use the same dirty tactics as Bolsonaro.
      The fact it seems to have worked is the most disheartening part.

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 16 днів тому

      Bolsonaro is not NEARLY as bad as Trump, Bolsonaro is just your run of the mill right wing conservative. he is Trump but that actually believe in the things he say. and more importantly, he doesn't have the backing of extremely dangerously competent people creating a step by step plan on how to destroy our country's democracy like Trump does. because Bolsonaro is so incompetent that he actually started fights with everyone to shift blame for everything going wrong away from him, including the corporativist right, the ones we REALLY should be afraid of, and ended up with no one on his side.

  • @andrewbaruch2301
    @andrewbaruch2301 18 днів тому +26

    See you guys on the other end. Please oh please America..... Make the right choice. You got this.

  • @miesjchristineoldfrenchhouse
    @miesjchristineoldfrenchhouse 18 днів тому +26

    Preaching to the choir 😢How do we get this message to the voters who are still stupidly “undecided”???

    • @dgshoe
      @dgshoe 17 днів тому +14

      John wasn't talking to the undecided, he was talking to people resolved to not vote, who might be easier to find.

    • @oskarskalski2982
      @oskarskalski2982 17 днів тому

      Joe Rogan just released podcast with Elon Musk, look what's going on in comments there. A deluge of Trump supporters and Rogan has waaay more viewership than Oliver.

  • @christiangregory5620
    @christiangregory5620 17 днів тому +77

    Look, I really get the frustration of voting for the Democrats. I liked Obama. He is the only candidate I have voted for unreluctantly. But I still voted for Hilary. I voted for Biden. I would have voted for Biden again if I had to. Just because there are several issues I am unhappy with, doesn't mean that I am going to stop resisting the influence of the monsters who look at my frustrations and say "more of this, please!"
    Fuck that. I'll keep fighting.

    • @ermining1
      @ermining1 17 днів тому +6

      😂😂😂😂 as someone who lives in a country that's actually a democracy with universal healthcare etc... you guys are just getting crap because you keep voting for the same people

  • @BobMerlinx
    @BobMerlinx 17 днів тому +78

    You don't have to like Harris, you just have to dislike Trump _more_ . The world will thank you for not letting him come back.

    • @kylebags81
      @kylebags81 17 днів тому +3

      Nah, but you can produce a candidate worth voting for, instead we have this default candidate. Good luck!

    • @noonynoonynoo
      @noonynoonynoo 13 днів тому +1

      Desi Lydic on the Daily show said it best: "I don't care why she lost, I care WHY HE WON"

  • @rajabuta
    @rajabuta 11 днів тому +2

    HELLO AMERICANS! CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR NEW KING!

    • @Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear
      @Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear 9 днів тому

      Maybe Poland will finally be able to take over the US in life expectancy :)

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 18 днів тому +77

    As a nurse, I only have one thing to say about JFK jr. who’s brilliant idea was to let the old dude with a worm in the brain in charge of something related to public health!?

    • @karolinawww6834
      @karolinawww6834 18 днів тому +4

      He never released his health records, so the worm might not be the worst of it or not even true

    • @modarkthemauler
      @modarkthemauler 18 днів тому +2

      But letting pharma companies off the hook for any side effects that was caused by the rushed development of the vaccine is fine?

    • @hundredfireify
      @hundredfireify 17 днів тому +9

      ​@@modarkthemaulerimagine complaining about one of the most successful and innovative vaccines in modern medicine. How many people do you think we've vaccinated up to now? Try and imagine the amount of data we have about its safety. What a dumb hill to die on. Lmao

    • @snorpenbass4196
      @snorpenbass4196 17 днів тому

      @@hundredfireify Fish gotta swim, antivaxxers gotta stupid.

    • @tesswileymusic
      @tesswileymusic 17 днів тому +1

      @@hundredfireify This guy is posting up and down this comment section. I guess he's lonely.

  • @PtiteLau21
    @PtiteLau21 15 днів тому +6

    Finished watching it today, with a bit of sad feeling

  • @dust7001
    @dust7001 18 днів тому +67

    I thought the Trumpy Trout was a bit....
    I am so afraid......

    • @CF0RD
      @CF0RD 18 днів тому +9

      Same. I was shocked when I searched for it and it was actually a real product

    • @KaDaJxClonE
      @KaDaJxClonE 18 днів тому +2

      It is real. There is also a bear version.

    • @ezzb
      @ezzb 18 днів тому +1

      There's a hideous teddy bear too. I thought the YMCA was fake!? Why is he playing that on his rally? Maybe they're dead and can't tell him to stop using it

    • @casquefou1535
      @casquefou1535 18 днів тому

      It's a creation of Jimmy Kimmel, so it's totally a bit (and, if I remember correctly, the di*k su*king bit was in the original Kimmel video...)

    • @CF0RD
      @CF0RD 18 днів тому +2

      @@ezzb No way is it fake. He's been double-jerk dancing to the gay anthem at his rallies for months now.

  • @MomonosukeKozuki
    @MomonosukeKozuki 18 днів тому +87

    Not an American, but Bernie Sanders made a clip for Harris/Dems supporters but are against their admin's position in the Middle East.
    Harris' is a better compromise unlike the other guy who'll get easily swayed by just about anyone.
    Edit: I need THAT shirt!!!

  • @NEPAAlchey
    @NEPAAlchey 18 днів тому +25

    I'm chillin in Japan waiting for the election to be over. Worst case scenario I'm not returning to US. 1 in a million that it gets that bad but hey we will see

    • @AG-iu9lv
      @AG-iu9lv 17 днів тому +3

      I'm a childfree atheist cat lady chillin in Mexico 🇲🇽 just waiting to see if I'll be applying for asylum in a few days. It's a wild world. Enjoy Japan! 🇯🇵

  • @marts4169
    @marts4169 17 днів тому +14

    Please, let it finally be DONOVER.

  • @matheuscastello6554
    @matheuscastello6554 17 днів тому +14

    to me it's so ridiculous about trump saying he never read mein kampf. like, if you came to the same ideia independently that might as well be WORSE than paraphrasing it

  • @RumFighter
    @RumFighter 14 днів тому +1

    Well, great win. For comedians. Four years of material for free!

  • @shyambhandari1752
    @shyambhandari1752 18 днів тому +38

    Watching from Nepal 🇳🇵 America, please vote wisely. Do not allow Donold back in power again. The world is counting on you 🙏

    • @UltimatePerfection
      @UltimatePerfection 17 днів тому

      It's not up to Americans. He will win and will help, though unwillingly, put stop to the American dominance and open the way to the global Poland.

    • @AG-iu9lv
      @AG-iu9lv 17 днів тому +2

      ​@@UltimatePerfectionGlobal Poland made me laugh so hard

  • @nyanko8972
    @nyanko8972 18 днів тому +34

    Jessie Gender released a great video about why we should vote a couple days ago. Highly recommend watching it.

  • @jasonsmithy4247
    @jasonsmithy4247 18 днів тому +52

    You can do this America.... The world is counting on you!

  • @vetisyka
    @vetisyka 17 днів тому +35

    I literally stopped seeing a guy because of him showing me a dumb ytb video, i feel seen. And may americans save us all from an other Trump presidency, i can't take it.

    • @politichia6820
      @politichia6820 17 днів тому +3

      Was the guy that shallow or is u who is the shallow one? :)

    • @vetisyka
      @vetisyka 17 днів тому

      ​@@politichia6820 babe he wasn't the love of my life he was a hook up, of course if i was in love i wouldn't be that shallow 😭

  • @cliff.allister
    @cliff.allister 18 днів тому +66

    As a German, living in Cyprus and watching this from the Maldives I can say that the world (at least the democracies) is rooting for Harris to win!

    • @politichia6820
      @politichia6820 17 днів тому +2

      So true, as soon as she becomes president, Harris will re-open the VW factories in Germany. 😂

    • @LOKOsSaviour
      @LOKOsSaviour 17 днів тому

      @@politichia6820 Harris is all in for Eco communist agenda, so no go for Germany's car industry, bye

    • @houmsemd
      @houmsemd 16 днів тому

      made my brain go through backflips while reading the first few words 😆

  • @Chingford35
    @Chingford35 17 днів тому +6

    Missed a trick linking the fish and garbage photo, they both practically sell each other!! 😆🤣

  • @SethTaylor
    @SethTaylor 17 днів тому +9

    Lol when Trump said "bitcoin seems like a scam" he was actually expressing interest 😂

  • @kenmogibrainworld4844
    @kenmogibrainworld4844 14 днів тому +3

    Poignant to watch this after the election.

  • @Dad_Jokes_4ever
    @Dad_Jokes_4ever 17 днів тому +1

    💙 I just want more people to see this

  • @steverosse
    @steverosse 18 днів тому +6

    Well said, John. Thank you.

  • @HeliosAlpha
    @HeliosAlpha 18 днів тому +19

    Please America, make the only sensible choice tomorrow. I can't deal with this stomach ache any longer

  • @Cheskis24
    @Cheskis24 18 днів тому +14

    1:30 am in Chile and already watching! Thank you John❤

    • @mL1kma11mc15b
      @mL1kma11mc15b 18 днів тому +1

      Hola desde Argentina. Ustedes tuvieron elecciones locales hace poco. Cómo les fue? Cómo pinta la cosa para Boric?

    • @Cheskis24
      @Cheskis24 18 днів тому +3

      ​@@mL1kma11mc15b Hola vecino! Las elecciones locales tuvieron resultados mixtos para el gobierno, perdiendo comunas importantes como Santiago, pero ganando otras como Puente Alto donde la derecha gobernó por más de dos decadas. Igualmente, la izquierda y derecha perdieron terreno a nivel nacional, los votos se fueron más al centro durante estas elecciones. Lo malo es que ganan representantes que tienen causas legales pendientes, pueblos chicos que votan por criminales ante la ley. Gente procesada como Trump. Quien entiende porque la gente sigue votando por corruptos?! Saludos che❤

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 18 днів тому

      @@mL1kma11mc15b Hola. Fueron elecciones de gobernadores, alcaldes, consejeros regionales y concejales municipales. Como Chile es república unitaria, los gobernadores tienen menos poderes que los argentinos; hay segunda vuelta de votos a fines de Noviembre. La cosa pinta más o menos igual para Boric, la oposición ganó en cantidad de votos, pero no de manera aplastante.
      Si le interesan las cosas de Chile, le recomiendo el agregador de noticias Google News. Lo puede modificar para ver las noticias de Argentina, o Chile, o EEUU. El martes va a estar entretenido 😳

    • @nerdysister
      @nerdysister 18 днів тому +1

      Uruguay representing here!

    • @mL1kma11mc15b
      @mL1kma11mc15b 18 днів тому +1

      @@Cheskis24 Ah nosotros tenemos el mismo problema porque no aprueban leyes de "ficha limpia" :b Gracias por tu comentario. Ya me pondré al día sobre tu hermoso país!

  • @mbvbac
    @mbvbac 17 днів тому +8

    Watching in New Zealand and hoping America doesn't do something very, very stupid.

  • @gregoire6867
    @gregoire6867 17 днів тому +4

    Good luck America ✨ Please don’t sabotage your democracy. Love from France ❤

  • @kidfromkor
    @kidfromkor 18 днів тому +26

    So the people in the US dont' get the full show, but just the edited main story on like Wed. or Thursday, right? That's after the election, which is kinda unfortunate.

    • @ashycre
      @ashycre 18 днів тому +3

      I assume only those who subscribe to HBO do.

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 18 днів тому +16

      they just uploaded the episode for US viewers 😊

    • @kidfromkor
      @kidfromkor 17 днів тому

      @@zizinnnn This is great :)

  • @MariaMartinez-researcher
    @MariaMartinez-researcher 18 днів тому +5

    I like when I agree with Mr. Oliver.

  • @Simo-hw1pl
    @Simo-hw1pl 15 днів тому +2

    So long, and thanks for all the fish (I mean the sanity and laughs)!🐬

  • @mariadavarinou8791
    @mariadavarinou8791 17 днів тому +2

    America, please! I'm literally praying for y'all! 🙏 The next 4 years are in your hands!

  • @MrVolcho
    @MrVolcho 17 днів тому

    Love your Intelligence and your keen sense of justice!

  • @LilianaMellinger
    @LilianaMellinger 17 днів тому +3

    Thank you John 💙💙💙
    I support you from France 🇫🇷

  • @realjames1
    @realjames1 18 днів тому +11

    This is literally endgame. I believe in you America. Coming from the Philippines

  • @leoh2502
    @leoh2502 17 днів тому +5

    Tyranny vs Democracy.

  • @Quasithere
    @Quasithere 17 днів тому +1

    The best epilogue by John Oliver ever.

  • @HelmiJonasson
    @HelmiJonasson 14 днів тому +3

    Oh I miss how the world was three days ago

  • @NukeMarine
    @NukeMarine 17 днів тому +4

    38:54 That Trump cameo at the end was very wholesome.

  • @brunopereira6789
    @brunopereira6789 18 днів тому +31

    You've got this America, get that monster of a man away from power!

  • @marinawade9225
    @marinawade9225 17 днів тому

    Loved this one. Thank you, John Oliver!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 18 днів тому +16

    1 hour late to the party, but still got my weekly dose of losing my faith in humanity anyway. Thank you, Human Zazu!

    • @Damitche024
      @Damitche024 18 днів тому +1

      You are so good at wearing disdain for your fellow man that I literally stop LWT to read your comments.
      Hope you start a channel bro

  • @najhoant
    @najhoant 17 днів тому +7

    Europe here: we also really want this election over. It has been draining and infuriating to have to follow it and watch as the future of not just the US but every country affected by its policy choices and economy balances on a knife’s edge like this when one of the candidates is Trump, and in the same breath be reminded of how strange and dated America’s electoral system is

  • @user-db6ov7nn4x
    @user-db6ov7nn4x 17 днів тому +12

    As a European, it's insane for me that half of the country votes for Trump

  • @dpcdpc11
    @dpcdpc11 17 днів тому +5

    Are we all non-Americans here? I keep scrolling to read some US citizen comments but I can hardly find any.
    I really hope that at least some undecided voters hear and listen to John's message and that finally you guys can get rid of the orange thingy.
    Good luck, America!

    • @salgen1319
      @salgen1319 16 днів тому +1

      Pretty sure this is their international video, the US version is usually just the main segment and releases a few days later on UA-cam.

  • @av9049-e7l
    @av9049-e7l 18 днів тому +15

    That was a powerful speech.

  • @alexanderkyriakou
    @alexanderkyriakou 17 днів тому

    Damn, that was emotional. Hope that Americans will do the right thing! 💙

  • @shongueesha7875
    @shongueesha7875 18 днів тому +31

    America please dont disapoint the entire world again. Do better, be better, NO TRUMP

  • @gotchewz
    @gotchewz 17 днів тому +1

    I wish we had shows like this and people like John Oliver in my country. We will also have presidential elections and it won’t be great 😢

  • @86ms
    @86ms 17 днів тому +3

    I have that think big and kick ass book!

    • @shistyvillain
      @shistyvillain 17 днів тому +1

      Any good tips?

    • @86ms
      @86ms 17 днів тому +1

      @shistyvillain it is the most stupid book I've ever read, it's just rubbish and basic advice. Not worth reading.

    • @rositasultana3958
      @rositasultana3958 17 днів тому +1

      Like Santiago in the Alchemist 😂

  • @stevenr.gruettTHEHERMIT
    @stevenr.gruettTHEHERMIT 18 днів тому +2

    THANK YOU JOHN

  • @andalilbitqueer
    @andalilbitqueer 18 днів тому +33

    Daylight Savings Time is so confusing

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 18 днів тому

      Seriously!
      I've been dealing with it to watch USA CableTV for decades!
      XD

    • @gmh3
      @gmh3 18 днів тому +5

      as someone born and raised in a country that doesn't do it,i never understood what the point of it is. what does it even do?

    • @caglaralaca
      @caglaralaca 18 днів тому

      @@gmh3 My country used to do it, not anymore (Its been 4 years) I hate waking up in the middle of the dark. It was 7.20 am and everywhere was dark. My body were swearing to my brain, my brain were swearing to my job.
      Bring back daylight savings :( Everyone misses it. I just want to wake up like a respectable human being again... Not like a slave.

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax 17 днів тому

      ​​@@gmh3 it is so the sun would get up earlier
      When you have 8 hours of sun a day, it's nicer to get it in the morning rather than the evening.
      Then in the summer, when you get 16 hours a day, might as well make it the 16 hours you'd probably be awake at, which sometimes doesn't coincide.
      That's how I understand it

  • @Thincho1912
    @Thincho1912 3 дні тому

    Nice program Oliver, I love to see your program even though I disagree with you on almost every topic.

  • @cristinapena1672
    @cristinapena1672 18 днів тому +13

    El último antes de las elecciones, esperé mucho este capítulo

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 17 днів тому +2

    We're counting on you to do the right thing for you for us for the free world, America! Go and vote blue!!
    💙 from 🇪🇺

  • @ontaka5997
    @ontaka5997 18 днів тому +5

    Wasn't this Trumpy Trout Commercial a sketch made for the Jimmy Kimmel show?

    • @thefakekepler
      @thefakekepler 17 днів тому

      no i think that's the Trumpy Bear

  • @SKinSKorea
    @SKinSKorea 17 днів тому +2

    Brilliant! Sad! Scary!! Please America, end this nightmare! We deserve better.

  • @muehahahaha
    @muehahahaha 18 днів тому +6

    I'm building a pond and the bass will pay for it 😂

  • @BellaLoveLove
    @BellaLoveLove 17 днів тому +1

    Good luck from Slovenia, please don't screw this up 🤞

  • @fivl_official
    @fivl_official 18 днів тому +2

    The learning annex classes sounds like something from Greendale community college :D

  • @carlosfer2201
    @carlosfer2201 17 днів тому +2

    The Iowa poll that released this weekend has gotten me quite optimistic.

    • @Kiev-in-3-days
      @Kiev-in-3-days 17 днів тому

      Make your people vote if you lice in the US.

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 14 днів тому +4

    Welp, we tried.

  • @waldos97
    @waldos97 16 днів тому

    thank you John Oliver

  • @ad_astra_crimson
    @ad_astra_crimson 18 днів тому +11

    well right on cue

  • @DillAvery
    @DillAvery 17 днів тому +2

    John Oliver = American Hero

  • @zimulispc7532
    @zimulispc7532 18 днів тому +6

    Do you think Trump foto in the orange vest is a promo for Trumpy Trout?

  • @danielmiller3393
    @danielmiller3393 12 днів тому +1

    it's going to be fun.

  • @Claudefather
    @Claudefather 15 днів тому +4

    John I have some bad news for you... 😅😅😅

  • @yb3604
    @yb3604 17 днів тому

    I just noticed "Hostus Mostus" in the intro
    That's absolute flames
    Kudos

  • @wonderbugone
    @wonderbugone 15 днів тому +14

    ... when my boyfriend told me the results I sat down, sighed, and muttered to myself "They're fucked"
    RIP the American people

    • @alexandrudinca2884
      @alexandrudinca2884 14 днів тому

      Another great country has fallen... God I feel so alone on this planet right now...

  • @99solutionsit10
    @99solutionsit10 17 днів тому +2

    "America is not a country, it's a business". And DT knows it very well. 😅

  • @nulnoh219
    @nulnoh219 18 днів тому +7

    So.... This is the darkest timeline? Professor?

  • @Fledor.
    @Fledor. 17 днів тому +1

    Good video

  • @omital-ittna1200
    @omital-ittna1200 17 днів тому +35

    It is beyond childish to say "I don't fully get what I want, so I won't participate at all". This is the most consequential election in the history of the United States and indeed, the world. Go out and VOTE BLUE!

    • @NameName-ll2yx
      @NameName-ll2yx 17 днів тому

      😂 I bet a certain vote in 1930’s surpasses in the most consequential vote in history category. Rest of the world really isn’t affected much by US these days, except for Israel. Just stupid trade war annoyances against China.

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 16 днів тому

      it really isn't, it's very much understandable. how are you going to look your people in the eyes and say "I voted for the person responsible for everything bad that is happening to our people" ?. it's not an easy choice for them.

    • @omital-ittna1200
      @omital-ittna1200 16 днів тому +1

      @@danilooliveira6580 It is, because ultimately voting is a zero sum game, especially in a two-party system. A non-vote for Harris is a vote for Trump, simple as that. You might as well vote for Trump then and Trump will do MUCH worse.

    • @NameName-ll2yx
      @NameName-ll2yx 16 днів тому

      @@omital-ittna1200 😂so a non-vote for Trump is a vote for Harris. I find your logic flawed

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 16 днів тому

      @@omital-ittna1200 but this is not about what is most logical, it's a moral decision for them. when the administration affected them so directly, it's not an easy decision.

  • @bikufdikuf2143
    @bikufdikuf2143 17 днів тому +2

    Best of luck Americans.

  • @VonKirda
    @VonKirda 18 днів тому +8

    Trump thinks his electors are dimwitted. He may have a point.

  • @liviusss
    @liviusss 17 днів тому +2

    The fact that there's even a tie... 🤦 Come on, America, you can do better, for the sake of all of us, all over the world!