Hammond, Clarkson, May and The Stig - The Ultimate Crash Compilation
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- Опубліковано 26 лют 2021
- A Niks V Special (the 100th TG/TGT Video)
Top Gear and Grand Tours stars crashing. Its a compilations of the crash compilations already on this channel which has been successful. An easy video I guess and I know there will be some crashes I've missed.
Original crash compilations:
All 3: • Hammond, Clarkson and ...
Hammond part 1: • Richard Hammond crashi...
Hammond part 2: • Richard Hammond Crash ...
May: • James May Crashing Com...
Clarkson: • Jeremy Clarkson Crashi...
Stig: • The Stig Being Angry a...
plus 9.3 + perfect road trip 2 at the start
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![Jeremy Clarkson is a maniac (old Top Gear) [No audio normalization!]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KTiNA0pPr18/mqdefault.jpg)
"Do you think they'll be A: Sympathetic, or B: A couple of-"
"NICE WORK!"
"No, they're going to be a couple of"
Ill tell tell you what happend..
@@Goat4459
A man came and pushed it over 🤣
@@harleyb7880 lol
@@harleyb7880 No, you crashed it on its side 😂
2:15, I can say with confidence that is by far the calmest I've ever seen anyone during a 100+ mph hydroplane/spinout.
He just accepted his fate😂
He wasn’t even scared. He was just confused and slightly suprised by this spinout XD
It is impressive, but it's probably easier to remain calm when you're in the middle of a track with no other vehicles or obstacles to hit (and possibly emergency services already on standby), than if it happens while you're banging down the motorway surrounded by traffic, lampposts, signs etc.
@@decodolly1535 exactly, big slide but not much around to hit
Whats he to fear???
Clarkson hitting the brick wall in the lorry was brutal.
@Kai Hamzah ‘Lorry’ is the English word for ‘semi truck’.
@Kai Hamzah lorry is another word for truck
“A lorry”
“What sort?”
“A big one”
@@lettuce984 What colour is it James?
Yea that one seemed a bit too much, mustve been a miscalculation somewhere
As much as he crashes a lot, Hammond has got balls for pushing himself. Definitely a racing driver at ❤️
maybe in the heart but not his feet and hands lol
He's as indestructible as a 1988 Toyota HiLux
I got a idea for a compilation! Do one with "The producers said..."
That would be an hour. DO IT!
I like that, even if it is 24h long 😁
"Here's your steak Mr clarkson"
''back to the stufio''
An options list compilation. Including a clip of 'you'd need a flappy paddle head.'
4:32 dude it’s a miracle they survived this one
Not a miracle, Jeremy's bodywork is just really durable!
Especially Hammond. How does one of 3 guys become responsible for 8 of 9 accidents. It is an mystery.
11:02 "M O N K E Y S"
James has his priorities straight
Just before every Hammond crash watch his face, he goes from driver concentration, to five year old caught with cookie!
He’s got the height of a 5 year old too 🧍🏻♂️
3:54 imagine driving along on your local gravel road in your Lada and driving head first into a Lamborghini, not the first car you'd expect to crash into there
Classic Dacia!
not good news
Sir that wasn’t a Lada that was a classic Dacia
I love how when Jeremy is in the flat spin on the test track, he stays calm and collected. True experience at play.
Look again. First he swore, and then he was looking a little too terrified to speak. The look on his face at the end was of a man that had just escaped death.
@@ANTHONYGL23 death from what... spinning on an empty airfield?
@@NinoJoel If you look carefully and know the track you are looking at, Jeremy spun out on the LONG back straight before the second last corner. So he spun off the track to the left, and onto the grass, and then back onto the track, and then onto the grass again. Now luckily he transferred off the grass and back onto the track relatively smoothly, yet if he had been completely side on as he transferred back onto the track, the risk of digging in and tumbling was high, and he wasn't wearing a helmet.
Jeremy dodged a bullet through luck more than anything. It was a seriously dangerous situation.
@@ANTHONYGL23 I have seen BMWs spinng and crash at the German Autobahn 2 times already. They are insanely safe.
The last wrecked my ex colleges VW T6 and hit the barrier at 160 KH.
The driver was healthy enough to jump out and kick his BMW or what was left of it.
As long as you don't come to an almost immediate stop from hitting a solid object head on you will be fine.
They are also verry low from factory and have a low center of mass.
Flipping one is next to impossible.
You'd have hit trim of that BMW with something solid to get it rolling
Thats a whole other story with the other cars they sometimes drive on that track thought.
@@NinoJoel Yeah No.
There's nothing magic about BMW's or German cars in general. Jeremy was clearly terrified from the spin, and if he had crossed the second last straight side on, the risk of rolling was high. It wasn't just a flat spin on a grass field.
7:57 The honk makes this whole scene comedy gold.
*crash* HONK
How these guys manage to tie their shoelaces unharmed is beyond me
Hammond yelling and across the line at the food market had me in tears.
And the double take by may as he looked up from the stopwatch
4:53 James shouting "Mayday" got me quite hard. He propably had enough so he called it a day XD
I read this soooo wrong...
2:07 As an American I can safely say yes, I've been on payment flat on my back
as have i🤣
Same here
8:44 James’ death stare after Clarkson hit him 😂
4:05 that guys insurance ''YOU CRASHED INTO A WHAT''?
17:29 I absolutely lost it when I first saw this.
Pls do the “maybe we can edit that out” compilation next
Got loads of videos prepped. want to get those out of the way?
@@niksv4165 yes please we want more
7:57 that honk has mee weezing
HONK
I like how Richard Hammond will find a way to crush or hit stuff with absolutely anything
it's just hillarious)
James reversing the Merc into Hammond because he forgot the reverse gear wasn't bottom right is pure comedy
8:50 the moment when JC is explaining what happened to his car,
"So working, then stop..." to a mechanic.
JM "That describes most breakdowns 😂😂"
1:18 That was genuine anger in May's shout.
CLARKSON!
Watch how May puts his hand up to push the table if it comes at him. That crash was staged.
@@tuckerbrandstrom575 Plus notice how far away Hammond was stood, why would he be standing there? Still funny though as always.
"Ohh, well help yourself to _my_ brakes, why not?"
"I've lost a skull--"
"Monkeys."
Even _in_ context, this makes little sense.
19:25 The accident that hurts the most
Oof
11:19 will always be my favourite 😂
9:19 Probablly coolest crash in TopGear!
Looks at that cabin moving,geezz!
I think that's the one where he seriously injured his neck.
@@iansamuelson3666 Yep also you cant see that eweryday.
the cabin are mounted on pneumatic Cylinders and can be tilted forwards to access the engine and Gear Box while service, a lock which is combination of Primary and secondary locks holds the cabin from tilting forward, so cabin moving like that is just a normal thing. Happens when you accidentally brake stop the vehicle.
That was a horrific idea in the big picture. Especially considering the lethality of hitting a brick wall at speed
“He was committed to get to 60”
“But he didn’t did he?!”
8:46 rare image of Clarkson apologizing for a real mistake
17:00
Hands down the funniest bit here. Its just perfect.
3:09 love when James says bollocks and then a tsunami hits the camera
2:15 Sigma male analyzes the situation, determines that possibility of fatality is minimal, therefore stays calm and collected
What the hell's a Sigma male?
@@rufusgreenleaf2466 i don't know anymore
a what male?
*Drive forever music starts playing*
_Sigma rule 3567_ Always remain calm possiblity of death only scares betas...
@@harleyb7880 😂
I know some of their stunts and stuff was scripted but how these lads have been getting away with this for 20+ years is beyond me XD
As much as we all joke about him crashing all the time I really do not enjoy the way Hammonds legs twitch at at 14:33.
He’s doing the right thing which is to check if his legs are still ok. You often see f1 drivers do the same thing.
he rather looks like he passed out for a second and twitching / seizure
@@davemarshall9322 he shattered his sturnum
He actually split his sternum.
"well help yourself to my brakes why don't you!!!"
"I've lost a skull!!"
"Monkey!!"
Best trio of lines in that whole special 😂😂
mmm monke
Hammond is immortal nothing can kill him
00:00
"Uh oh. Oh I've spun, ooh shit Oof! Shit! Oh dear, I've done a bad thing" is simply my favourite reaction to putting an expensive car into a wall ever.
19:00 Clarkson : "HAMMOND YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSE INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!"
(Top Gear : Burma Special)
May's face at 6:02 gets me going every time. And then the immediate, "Oh, sht!" followed by more laughter. One of my favorite moments in Top Gear, tbh.
Compilation of them being killed like when James drove off that cliff in Albania or when Hammond crashed his Hyundai in the Teenager challenge
Hammond has been "killed" like 4 times. lol
14:13 Hammond is not even safe in his own backyard 🤣
"A bus full of children, a bus full of handicap children and i saw some ginger ones on there" OMG I'm crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:30 that entire Modern Peugeot Drivers segment I was literally rolling on the floor howling with laughter. Easily the funniest thing they've done 😂
No one beats Hammond for crashing.
Nope with 3 wheeler in was soo funny:)
Or 12:57 With style:)
May gave him a good run for that in Scandi-Flick
at 4:11 poor guy was thinking he´s going to jail
Jeramy: where no American has been before
Me: the ground
That couldn't have been better timed
2:07
Jeremy: WHERE NO AMERICAN HAS GONE BEFORE!!!
Me: So, the ground?
nam
POWER
Just the best thing to be on t.v ever!I This was the show that I was allowed to stay up and watch,even though it was bed time. Some great memories of staying up late with my dad, and just feeling like this is so awesome, and it was all because of these guys and the giant kahoonas they have. They put their lives on the line over and over again, whether it be the death roads they've driven,which lets face it could've been. You'll never see the like again given prime on the telle wacha. Oh what a time
2:19 The mouth blur makes me laugh. Gotta protect lip readers from the profanity.
Capt slow screaming 'CLARKSONNNNNNN!!' And his insane choking laugh are amongst the best moments for me.
7:05-7:12 , that laugh is contagious 😂😂😂
9:19 the one time in my own opinion that the producers went a bit too far
Kinda but Clarkson also got cocky, he said he could do 40 mph instead of 25 mph through the brick wall
richard and jeremy going at it on the bridge and then james just going “monkeys :D” brings me so much joy
If Top Gear was all about Hammond Clarkson would go
"On tonight's show....
Richard has a crash
Richard has a crash
And Richard has a crash!
TONIGHT!
Hammond crashes a cheap car,
Hammond crashes an expensive car,
And Hammond nearly dies!
The ultimate "HAMMOND!" collection. With guests.
It's James Mays laughing that gets me every time.
Us: How many crashes an human is able to do ?
Hammond: Yes.
10:34 *Jeremy:* "What was that?"
*Chris:* "I was getting in my seat."
*Jeremy:* "Sorry, I thought someone had crashed into us."
1:19 exquisite rage, engaged 🤣
I love top gear a lot, i grew up watching top gear. This was the moment i was waiting for. Gggooooooddd job on making this video.
19:38 i crashed the expensive one so they gave me a cheap one
I also crashed the cheap one
I don't know if there's anything funnier than Clarkson rolling the Reliant
I hope everyone has a great day
1:46 famous last words
*CLARKSON!!*
1:10 Was not expecting that
2:34 this is classic
At 9:35, what did he expect? That's the arrangement railways use for the end of tracks to stop trains!
7:10-7:15 is almost adorable with how hard James is laughing
Another Idea: The trio flowing with sympathy compilation
6:55 james hat is killing me hahahah
5:37 “watch this” instantly crashes 😂
11:05 I love the little animal that just goes 'thump!' as it falls out of the tree🤣
A suggestion: The trio crashing and presumed dead compilation
2:30 I love as he's spinning he's wiping his nose dear God to be that confident of a driver
I mean he was probably going around 20 mph at that point and he knew he wasn't going to hit anything
@@brandongao3675 Still. Well no different from me understeering from ice and taking a drink of coffee lol
@@brandongao3675 I get what your saying now
19:20 Clarkson : "HAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!!! YOU ****** MORON!!!"
(The Grand Tour : Colombia Special)
These guys are absolute legends
2:24 imagine crashing and laying there dying while the last thing you hear is the fucking bmw sound lol
"I've done a bad thing"
Hammond in a nutshell
These were the best years, they took away my worries for an hour a week. Damn you BBC! Really damn you all.
17:29 🤣🤣
We need a james may pillock comp
14:30 MAN HIT THE WALL SO HARD HIS LEG STARTED SPAZZING OUT🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
I remember reading somewhere that he did that to make sure his legs weren’t broken or something
@@vacuumcleaner9895 you could see Lewis Hamilton do it when his tyre burst in 2007 at the Nürburgring
From the very first Cheap Car Challenge
19:57 killed me
Hammond and Clarkson: stunt drivers
May: minor fender bender
How Hammond saved that Noble is quite impressive.
Did Clarkstons face get smacked with a brick at 9:30
nope
No, if a brick did hit him, he'd probably get a broken nose in addition to ending up unconscious or possibly even dead
A trip down memory lane, when Top Gear was worth watching!
One of my favorite episodes from Top Gear is the Teen driver challenge like at 11:19 when Clarkson drives the car into whatever it is that he hit. Lol they were supposed to be super quiet and Clarkson said he could do it better than Hammond. Lol
“ Hammond dont be a arse “
My favorite quote
Most of these are funny but watching The Vampire at the end gives me chills still
thnk you my friend we need more compilation of top gear crash and grand tour too
You could feel Jeremy's pain when he went thru them bricks in the lorry. Ouch!
0:25 Hammond, don't be an arse!
One of the best parts is where Hammond gets out of the grocery store, in the car, on its side
The world needs these three to be immortal and do this show for eternity.
I think driving the rolls in the pool is part of top gear history
9:18 Whoever decided to have Jeremy crash through the brick wall clearly didn't think that through, considering hitting a brick wall can be L E T H A L
I never thought it before, but they're literally stunt drivers.