When Dan goes interview mode during a game it reminds me of the old country buffet training video where the employee keeps desperately trying to make small talk
i used to eat in the bathroom too, but then someone mentioned how like bathrooms are literally full of tiny invisible poop particles and that was enough to gross me out
@@jonathanfrakes9505 Toilets literally fill with shit, and then when you flush, fires all the shit particles into the air with a plume, and covers bottom of the toilet seat with shit-water, which dries and has dry shit particles growing on it spreading bacteria until you eventually clean it. At least put the cover down when you flush to encase the plume, and clean the toilet often.
Dan speaks a different language similar but different from English and I don't understand it. He says words I recognize and yet I cannot find the meaning in his words.
they really didn’t lie when they said you don’t know these streamers… never in a million years would i have imagined that nl is someone who eats on the toilet. this information has shook me to my core.
I feel like at the end, they should show a list of all the available bonus star categories, and we get two rando wheels rolling for them before it shows what they choose. More suspense and less "that was close but I moved the least spots, so I win for some reason!"
MALF is always like this in everything. According him, everyone and everything is against him, but in reality he's just so desperate to beat NL he gets tunnel vision and can't help but make excuses for why he loses, even when he wins.
Bro when I was in college (like, a year ago lol) my philosophy professor assigned this thanksgiving movie to watch to give everyone an easy at the end of the semester and theres a scene where *gasp* 2 girls kiss! He sent an email to the grouo text to the class and prof to talk about how he wasnt comfortable with that kind of obscenity and wouldn't be watching the movie. Was actually stunned.
@@Nikowo1610 it's always fun making a problematic but good-natured joke about a group you're a part of. like, the amount of homophobic things i've said around my friends would get me 100% canceled if i wasn't a lesbian myself and don't actually believe those things.
i dont mind the dan weird plays and nonsense, but i am kinda tired of the pseudo aloofness thing lol. asking questions about stuff he's already seen/experienced. he already knows the answer to. not paying attention to explanations. idk man its kinda grating
why is Malf such a contrarian to whatever NL says all the time? I get that they're good friends but i seriously can't tell if it's just banter or his style of comedy...
90% of what he says is just to insult NL, or excuse anything that makes him look bad, or a quick movie quote based on a word someone else said, and then the other 10% is basic ass opinions on food.
The smile just fades from his face when he gets no reaction on the pickle rich line at 52:27
:(
doesnt even get a -2. Just a 0.
man...
@@boccci The worst she could say is 'no'
Her: *blank stare*
you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks
Malf be like: thanks ryan because you stole 3 coins from me we lost the 2024 election
gheesling being unable to comprehend what watching a movie entails has sent me
I'm not entirely sure Dan isn't an alien trying to emulate a human
Can't believe NL just quoted Canada's biggest popstar Robin Sparkles
I literally just watched that episode
Can’t wait for Robin Thicke to make a special guest appearance
gimme stamp please or general area
@@draedpan the title bro
@@Erossssssss tyty
When Dan goes interview mode during a game it reminds me of the old country buffet training video where the employee keeps desperately trying to make small talk
Have you tried the lasagna?
Dan's plays are absolutely baffling. Mirrors and moves 1 space. Goes up the elevator, when he's like 3 spots away from the star. Wow
hes manipulating game flags to produce stack overflows in his favor
I love how kory is catching strays although he's not even in the game
Malf and NL tilt each other off the face of the planet in ways only possible if you've been friends with someone for 20+ years.
NL eating on the toilet, and not washing his hands enough and only being able to guess where he gets all his food-borne illnesses is peak comedy.
And in the end his reasoning was akin to the Huel tech bro life minmaxxing. HELP ME
i used to eat in the bathroom too, but then someone mentioned how like bathrooms are literally full of tiny invisible poop particles and that was enough to gross me out
@@closotezukaisn't literally every location on earth filled with shit particles?
@@jonathanfrakes9505 It's a much higher concentration in bathrooms, especially because he says he doesn't close the toilet lid when he flushes.
@@jonathanfrakes9505 Toilets literally fill with shit, and then when you flush, fires all the shit particles into the air with a plume, and covers bottom of the toilet seat with shit-water, which dries and has dry shit particles growing on it spreading bacteria until you eventually clean it. At least put the cover down when you flush to encase the plume, and clean the toilet often.
Dan speaks a different language similar but different from English and I don't understand it. He says words I recognize and yet I cannot find the meaning in his words.
That's Danglish baby
its his cadence, he's like a walking speech jammer
He's such a Goomba, man
Bro is pressed over 15 minutes of sleep for 5 minutes of Camply-oat-bacter. I CANT
"You wouldn't get it Malf." and by "it" he means simultaneous salmonella campylobacter.
they really didn’t lie when they said you don’t know these streamers… never in a million years would i have imagined that nl is someone who eats on the toilet. this information has shook me to my core.
I feel like at the end, they should show a list of all the available bonus star categories, and we get two rando wheels rolling for them before it shows what they choose. More suspense and less "that was close but I moved the least spots, so I win for some reason!"
Malf really killing the vibes by sounding like my drunk grandpa when he turns Monopoly into a family conspiracy against his manhood
MALF is always like this in everything. According him, everyone and everything is against him, but in reality he's just so desperate to beat NL he gets tunnel vision and can't help but make excuses for why he loses, even when he wins.
We're jamboree buddies, of course we pointlessly prolong the game
+2
Double taxi game in thumbnail, dan in video, this one is gonna be an all time classic
Dan really throwing at 54:00 going up the elevator...
Dan playing like an actual Dad
Waking up and having to pee in the middle of the night can ruin the whole day, man 😔
Okay but going back to sleep after waking up is the best feeling of all timeeee
The Whole Day Man when the Unfinished Night Man enters stage right
@@Nikowo1610 Assuming you actually can fall back asleep, which isn't every time.
My 8-hour nap was interrupted, and it's gonna take me an hour to fall back asleep, so Im setting my wake-up alarm from 9am to 11am...
me when I read the grapes of wrath by John Steinbeck 28:17
Bro when I was in college (like, a year ago lol) my philosophy professor assigned this thanksgiving movie to watch to give everyone an easy at the end of the semester and theres a scene where *gasp* 2 girls kiss! He sent an email to the grouo text to the class and prof to talk about how he wasnt comfortable with that kind of obscenity and wouldn't be watching the movie. Was actually stunned.
Seeing Dan pass up the opportunity to get a star and also steal a star in the last 2 rounds hurts me
He has no idea how to play he's just along for the ride pressing buttons and rolling dice
he's working on a level your puny mind can't comprehend
trying to skew the men:women ratio with that title i see...
They do be shopping
+2 but I need to admit I'm a woman for me to not seem problematic
@@Nikowo1610 it's always fun making a problematic but good-natured joke about a group you're a part of. like, the amount of homophobic things i've said around my friends would get me 100% canceled if i wasn't a lesbian myself and don't actually believe those things.
We're cracking open cold ones again boys
that celebrity slap fight bit was some good stuff
This is a high priority watch for me lol i stop whatever I’m watching when he posts. Thanks eggman!
Extremely rare HIMYM reference is very welcome.
43:34 MALL MADNESS MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️
Matt Bonner was a great bench player for the spurs. The Red Mamba!
The way he said Roger Goodell hurt my soul
These super mario vids are making me pog out of my gord
4:02 I watched both parts of lars von trier's nymphomaniac in theaters with my mother
Combing the map looking for hidden generators
i dont mind the dan weird plays and nonsense, but i am kinda tired of the pseudo aloofness thing lol. asking questions about stuff he's already seen/experienced. he already knows the answer to. not paying attention to explanations. idk man its kinda grating
1:06:48 when i ask a toddler what the letter after O is in the alphabet
1:06:48 im going to go. PEE.
I don't think anyone had fun in this game
Thats just mario party 😅🎉
[SPOILER] wins by doing nothing
We’re VOD guys, of course we get very disoriented if it doesn’t feel like the VODs have been posted chronologically
Love this
I need my jamboree fix, man!
Going to the red light district with the kids and parents! Wdym it’s not Santa theme
she party on my super mario until I jamboree
The resident MALF hater has logged on. (its me, im the resident malf hater)
There are dozens of us
boo
why is Malf such a contrarian to whatever NL says all the time? I get that they're good friends but i seriously can't tell if it's just banter or his style of comedy...
Malf and Apollo’s hatred for Dan is palpable
Hacknet sent me here
classic apollo whinging all game then winning anyway
between apollo and malf whining and dan asking redundant questions the whole time these last two mario party's have been hard watches lmao
Dan really brings down the vibe of the stream.
Youre kiddin right?
+2
yo
Mr beast ass thumbnail
is it just me is apollo near always winning and always the one complaining aha,
first few games before all i was hearing was ooooh i misclicked aha,
Can we get a shattered pixel dungeon playthrough? I think you would really like it.
I wish I could watch these but Dan is just not my kinda streamer
no views, no comments, no hair. washed streamer
Every time I see Malf is in the video I think "hey maybe he'll say something funny this time" but then I just end up disappointed :/
90% of what he says is just to insult NL, or excuse anything that makes him look bad, or a quick movie quote based on a word someone else said, and then the other 10% is basic ass opinions on food.
Dan in front of a camera has to be the fakest personality in the world.
where the silent hill 2 vid at, daddy?
why does dan have to be such a creep
first
You blew it