I've heard the waters of the bazaar are so polluted that it stains the boats red, the dye industry is out of control. Good to know people like Vanessa are pointing it out.
The Bazaar: "We have over four years of UA-cam videos showcasing our passion project and the painstaking work by our in-house artists." Some Commenter: "This is just Backpack Battles with AI art."
It isn't and you are talking out of your ass. Reynad mentioned this as a possible idea ONCE in a q&a and people basically spun an alternate reality where the bazaar is a blockchain nft nightmare. This blatant lying and defaming by self righteous, blood hungry morons is the reason they've significantly tuned back their community engagement. They have also clearly stated many times over that the bazaar will never have nfts. @@trissmordain
Catfish was so much better than jellyfish for this run. Selling it and keeping the jelly early on was... a choice. But I was LOSING MY MIND at 43:45 when he passed on the gold catfish. Gold Catfish: Small aquatic poison friend with 6s cooldown that scales up poison damage quickly thanks to waterwheel VS Bronze Jelly: Small aquatic poison friend with 8s cooldown that does 1 damage forever, contributing nothing but a multicast for Weather Glass that catfish would have given anyway. It wouldn't have been the difference between winning and losing the last fight but there are matchups where it would've ended up out-poisoning the Weather Glass.
Once everything right of the water wheel is set up for max multicast of the weather glass you do not touch these items ever again and you merely peruse shops because it is courteous to do so. Did your parents never teach you to dance with the one that brought you?
For poison I always hope for the Corrosive Toxins skill, which lowers attack damage of enemy weapons every time you poison. It gives a lot of survivability ~
dude i remember this guy straight having like 50k subs while i was watching binding of issac videos for DAYs with this dude talking about his life. im like 9 years older now lmao
Xmas 2022: Pogged up and looting with the boys in Dark and Darker Xmas 2023: Pogged up and looting with the boys in Lethal Company Xmas 2024: cards i guess
The type A chatters are making me a type A chatter man. Chat convincing him to put the weather glass on the left for lefty-loosey so random items get hasted, instead of cloak so the weather glass gets hasted (the only item actually doing anything), had me shouting at my monitor like a lunatic.
I went to the doctor today to get an xray. After it was done the doctor got back to me with a worried look on his face. He told me “all cannon and no ball”
You didn’t freeze any of the dualies items during that last fight. The skill and the Ice Cubes didn’t affect anything. I think you got robbed. I say that never having played the game and can totally admit I’m missing something and am totally wrong.
@@gray007nl i continued it was a fun video. i understand why he doesn't like poison builds though. the dooley has done too much psychological damage for him to even slightly align with it lol
It’s beautiful how this man finds a way to both burn the boats but also dance with the one that brought you. Something something red paint.
Dance with the one who painted you red
@@Tetrini But not with paint
Sometimes you gotta dance with the boat that burned you.
@@frenchalor Sometimes you gotta be the one that burns the boat’s drink.
I've heard the waters of the bazaar are so polluted that it stains the boats red, the dye industry is out of control. Good to know people like Vanessa are pointing it out.
Yeah, she's a little bit of a legend, at least here in Pelago
+2
@@handoverthestromboli6715 +2
Those who know 💀💀
I pollute my local waters red, but i dont use dye
My ship walks in straight lines, not all reds are pacifists
Dracula Flow type bars
this is the best one yet
I've educated myself with that comment
are you sure? do you see these tusks?
@@pheonixoverload3053 all mashups, no ball
This has got to be my fav bazaar video yet, hilarious to watch the struggle of a run that started so bad and seemed so close to being great
It was cinema, for sure
I’m not at the good yet, but that start truly is horrendous
It's also so poetic the ghost he lost to was in the exact same situation he was, 4 wins, 0 prestige, day 11
The Bazaar: "We have over four years of UA-cam videos showcasing our passion project and the painstaking work by our in-house artists."
Some Commenter: "This is just Backpack Battles with AI art."
i know it's not my team or effort, but i was on a walk to the corner store when i saw that chatter make that comment live and it was so irritating
I mean it was and still basically is an NFT game, but it does at least seem to have genuine art
@@trissmordainhow is it nft tho?
It isn't and you are talking out of your ass. Reynad mentioned this as a possible idea ONCE in a q&a and people basically spun an alternate reality where the bazaar is a blockchain nft nightmare. This blatant lying and defaming by self righteous, blood hungry morons is the reason they've significantly tuned back their community engagement. They have also clearly stated many times over that the bazaar will never have nfts. @@trissmordain
@@trissmordain we're youtube chatters, we love talking out of our ass and spreading disinformation
you fall like a boulder, i cover myself in oil and wait for it to rain, we are not the same.
+2
the much anticipated and foreshadowed ranked runs
It was written in the prophecy
Infinite haste loop beach ball got me pegged beyond all belief
Not all ships are painted red, educate yourself bro
19:16 got me sooooo good
Receive Benediction 🙌🗣️🗣️
priest mode i'm afraid
@@halfmettlealchemist8076+2
Me being a legend on Pelago:
Those who should know: 😨
The Dooley meta has turned me into the Joker.
he took the max health over the chocolate bars, is he doing ok?
ope, he went back to the chocolate later, all is right in the world
4:58 when I forget my persona and the sneople instincts take over, then I play it off like a vocal stim
BOW-SAAAR
BOW-SAAAR
moment
we're bazaar guys, of course we're mourning no stream today
Catfish was so much better than jellyfish for this run. Selling it and keeping the jelly early on was... a choice. But I was LOSING MY MIND at 43:45 when he passed on the gold catfish.
Gold Catfish: Small aquatic poison friend with 6s cooldown that scales up poison damage quickly thanks to waterwheel
VS
Bronze Jelly: Small aquatic poison friend with 8s cooldown that does 1 damage forever, contributing nothing but a multicast for Weather Glass that catfish would have given anyway.
It wouldn't have been the difference between winning and losing the last fight but there are matchups where it would've ended up out-poisoning the Weather Glass.
Shortly following 10 gold for less health
Even the blowgun could've been good if he found a way to increase the damage a lot
Wdyt about the powder keg at 34:43?
and he is reaping all the benefits
Wdyt about the sharkray at 29:50?
Oh lord entering Dooley territory with an awful start
I asked for slay the spire videos for Christmas and Santa came and broke my kneecaps
hate how he disregards the scaling on catfish. HE PASSED A GOLD CATFISH WITH A HASTE BUILD!!!! it scales so quick
He just doesn't think beyond the initial number on a card I feel like, sometimes
@@radarhead82 The worst thing is, the initial numbers on catfish are still better than jellyfish
Let this be a lesson about dancing with the bronze jelly that brought you
Once everything right of the water wheel is set up for max multicast of the weather glass you do not touch these items ever again and you merely peruse shops because it is courteous to do so. Did your parents never teach you to dance with the one that brought you?
merry christmas
Merry Christmas buddy
Merry Christmas my man, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas!
"He's burning the boats again"
"Haha, but not the supply boats right just the transport.........not the supply boats right"
My people believe in walking in straight lines…. BOOOOORRRIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG
Pro tip: I take the max health vendor if it shows up early, and take the regen option. 5 regen is really strong early and can swing you a few wins
32:00 might be the most emotion I've seen outta him
They're clamouring for clamera, and brother were gonna give it to em
Vanessa every month: I paint my toilet red, but I don't use paint
43:26 teenage me and friends watching American Pie
44:21 My friends when they think I’m asleep at a college party
The catfish skip crushed my spirit.
Never thought I’d fight side by side with a boat.
What about side by side with a red boat?
Aye, I could do that.
Best Bazaar video yet
4:57 when somebody steals my golden ring and hides it in their dirty little pocketz
18:49 is something I have never considered
Just put the addiction in the bag lil bro. Also, merry christmas to the gamers 🎄
Young woman still paints her boat the old fashioned way
land legs make you predictable. you paint your shit red in straight lines
he paints his ship red, but he doesn't use paint, this young man applies his livery the old fashioned way
Watching NL slowly lose his sanity to Dooley sweats is one of the major highlights of 2024 for me personally
You see that bazaar video?
Watch it.
if 3% cd adds up then 90% more poison adds up even more NL :(
That dooly win his neck was pumping like he just murdered the last hill climb
This was so fun to watch 🎉🎉
who up burning they boats on christmas morning
"our shit is gonna get rocked by WeedShrek" is a brand new sentence for sure
Dooley nations is punching the fuckin' air after this one.
Gorgeous pivot into the jaballian burn build
he danced with the line that burned the boat
The ice cubes turned into crazy anti-dooley tech.
Fast beach ball on turn 1 makes me chuckle
For poison I always hope for the Corrosive Toxins skill, which lowers attack damage of enemy weapons every time you poison. It gives a lot of survivability ~
Just wanted to say I’m just a guy… but you inspired me to start a channel. See you at 1 million my guy. I appreciate you more than you know.
I've seen one or two NL badass animations and I hope this makes it into one of them 19:16
34:41 i was oozing for him to get the keg with the weather glass, man doesnt even look at it.... im transforming into a type A next full moon
It'd be cool but realistically where he putting that
@ over the water wheel?
he doesnt need it if his end game becomes the keg with crit
I paint my ship black, but I don't roll stones
This run was fkn hilarious to watch at the start
19:15 if you want to receive benediction
Thanks for the crumb of ranked, m'lord
weather glass, my beloved 🫶
This run was unreal
I saw a build like this once... Centuries ago!
This one had me pogged out of my gourd
See that ship? Paint it.
This start was the reason I don't play ranked. Decent recovery.
Would've been so funny to see him take a Chum and immediately find out it doesn't get you a Piranha at game start.
We're red ship guys, of course we don't use paint
The trebuchet charges when you use weapons yet he puts out a 1 poison jellyfish out instead
It also charges when something is hasted and jellyfish gets hasted by adjacent aquatic items.
We're weatherlight guys, of course we look for clamera in the shops.
ain't no way he picks chocolate bars over a weapon shop when we have none weapons asdfzgskdhskhsks
Water wheel with Catfish & Seaweed is kind of the minimum needed for a decent aquatic build
Thank you brother
dude i remember this guy straight having like 50k subs while i was watching binding of issac videos for DAYs with this dude talking about his life. im like 9 years older now lmao
that start was so cursed.
46:50 David After Dentist be like
Xmas 2022: Pogged up and looting with the boys in Dark and Darker
Xmas 2023: Pogged up and looting with the boys in Lethal Company
Xmas 2024: cards i guess
Xmas 2024: Pogged up and loving with the boys in the season of giving
you must have missed all 300 slay the spire videos in the past 3 years
@@handoverthestromboli6715 You're goddamn right I did.
37:48 me before I go outside everyday
funnest shit i seen all year
Finally, Bizarre Ranked mode
Driving through Dooley Boulevard, when the Vanessa car blows a flat straight away. It's not looking good, fellas.
i've received too much benediction... might have to get cast out of the holy land and do my own thing
The type A chatters are making me a type A chatter man. Chat convincing him to put the weather glass on the left for lefty-loosey so random items get hasted, instead of cloak so the weather glass gets hasted (the only item actually doing anything), had me shouting at my monitor like a lunatic.
I went to the doctor today to get an xray. After it was done the doctor got back to me with a worried look on his face. He told me “all cannon and no ball”
Damn, he just can't stop going for trebuchet/crow nest
He's going Lincoln mode I'm afraid
You didn’t freeze any of the dualies items during that last fight. The skill and the Ice Cubes didn’t affect anything. I think you got robbed.
I say that never having played the game and can totally admit I’m missing something and am totally wrong.
they may have had the rapid thaw skill that reduces freeze times by 1 second
We painted those Dooley mothafakas red real good on this one
the fact that u get 1 free a day gives u enough gems for the other champs
28:12 me on zillow at 4:30 AM
I fought NL on ladder today, the multi cast lantern wrecked me.
Travis Replacement Theory
My man is sleeping on chum bucket. You should try a piranha build, since you like crit so much.
4:58 29:28 40:16
didnt we see a clip of this match a week ago
I was so excited for that poison fish haste build when he finally made it priority only to get the same ol treb :(
He doesn't run the treb for long, in case you stopped watching the video because of that.
@@gray007nl i continued it was a fun video. i understand why he doesn't like poison builds though. the dooley has done too much psychological damage for him to even slightly align with it lol
See that ranked? Play it.
37:54 Heavens to Murgatroyd
Take the shield out put in the weapon
iŧ insists upon itself
Knee-Deep in The Doolies
He's losing his mind
why wont he ever do a new build like aquatic synergy