@@pokefreakplays his rationale for not ain't bad though, were I him I woulda stolen from Baer and clearly that wouldn't have been right at the end, while just buying the star on the map is what left him rich enough to buy the pipe that he forsook (though tbh he wouldn't have gotten the last turn star cause Ryan would've dueled all his money away anyway.)
holyyyyyyy nearly two hours of random number generation veiled in colorful children's nintendo entertainment and banter of four 30 year old men im so pegged up for this
@@Nikowo1610 Omg right I was thinking the same, tbf I was like 10 when 8 came out so of course I remember it fondly, but after going back to it recently it really really held up, each map is so unique and has so many cute background elements n' minigames n' stuff it's *wild* they didn't maintain that energy
@@pluckythechicken Totally!! I keep just catching myself smiling while seeing all the cute little details they put in and it's all just like, so pretty aesthetically on top of the solid foundation, good shit
The goomba map is so fucked. I was stuck on the top right part for 9 rounds the other day. Every time I had the chance to leave, someone hit the high tide green space and locked me off again. I tried piping out, and ended up just teleporting 5 steps ahead. It was horrible
When someone's on the button at the end of the countdown the spinner turns by one per each person then you get whatever's in front of you (coins or bomb which subtracts one coin). You can jump up and down to bluff before the countdown ends
It depends on where you live like a lot, most US states say you have to be doing something lewd with the blinds open to be charged and just being naked isn't an inherently lewd act. In North Carolina you can even be nude in your front yard and it's not illegal so long as you're not doing it for sexual gratification.
lmao this is so funny rofl i love this bald man like he was my own grandfather i pray every day that my hair will fall out so i can be like northern lion one day
Yeah but like NL is just as much of a threat, the difference between him and Kory is like 30 coins which he could easily get in a billion different ways in the turns it takes Kory to get his stars.
Man... I don't know why but Malf's bantering just rubs me in the wrong way. Maybe it's the timing or that I feel the jokes are too forced in, but it makes me cringe every time recently. So sad, 'cause I used to like NL playing with him than anybody else. Now it's Kory.
i was gonna say why is nl dressed like a youth pastor, but i guess thats kinda what he is in a way
+2 I laughed, I laughed til I cried
oh yeah Egg daddy can pastor me any time
He's never getting over the allegations
One with good intentions. Not one that gives implications.
@@thekert430 what allegations?
Kory on the island arc is so funny. Doin laps all alone with more coins than god
AND LUIGI
I've also never seen someone roll so many 1's in a game like the match before this one 💀
He is a tard for dumping the warp boxes though.
40:00 is crazy. Even after he figured out what to do bro stood there for a whole minute staring at shapes while his eyes glazed tf over
Bro can't do shapes. At least he knows lol
I genuinely don’t understand how they’re so bad at Two Axis Taxi. them just fully standing still between moves for like 2 seconds is CRAZY
Ryan's Monty Mole cosplay goes crazy
Kory not buying the golden pipe on turn 14 killed me!😭 even if he HADNT been cucked by the tide next turn it still would’ve guaranteed him a star!
He also should have totally stolen a star instead of buying one, it sets someone back a star and him ahead a star.
@@pokefreakplays his rationale for not ain't bad though, were I him I woulda stolen from Baer and clearly that wouldn't have been right at the end, while just buying the star on the map is what left him rich enough to buy the pipe that he forsook (though tbh he wouldn't have gotten the last turn star cause Ryan would've dueled all his money away anyway.)
Does stealing a star even move the star on the map?
@@josh-kf2rd no but he wouldn't have been able to buy from toad if he'd stolen cause he'd be too broke.
holyyyyyyy nearly two hours of random number generation veiled in colorful children's nintendo entertainment and banter of four 30 year old men im so pegged up for this
Dressed like “my students are all morons”
why did kory get rid of the one thing that could've gotten him off the island 😭
Malf lore drop: Malf is a 91 year old half Japanese half British person. Never knew.
Jamboree seems like nintendo put in soooo much more effort than the last like 4 iterations of mario party lmao it's so engaging
It's easily the best since 8, superstars got close but this really recaptures the old mario party spirit
Right? It really feels like they finally hit the mark on a new age Mario Party
It seems great and makes me REALLY regret getting super mario party and mario party superstars
@@Nikowo1610 Omg right I was thinking the same, tbf I was like 10 when 8 came out so of course I remember it fondly, but after going back to it recently it really really held up, each map is so unique and has so many cute background elements n' minigames n' stuff it's *wild* they didn't maintain that energy
@@pluckythechicken Totally!! I keep just catching myself smiling while seeing all the cute little details they put in and it's all just like, so pretty aesthetically on top of the solid foundation, good shit
anytime mauf is talking its like the orb of confusion
Brother, we've been eating so fucking good, NL pegging out his damn gourd this last year!
HE'S DOING WHAT
@holyyoghurtman1952 you know it brother. He putting in that dirt, getting his reps in 😆
1:04 Me learning about variable flow options in feminine hygiene products.
16:02 The only bottom at the function be like:
Giwtwm
Ryan is just mad there wasn’t a metric ton of oreo crunchies and regenbogen streusel on the sandwiches
Amerikaners when their Brot doesn't have Schokoladesauce and Goofensprinklen
opening on a discussion about gaslighting your wife into thinking she pissed the bed instead of you
Watching NL concoct plans that assume his three opponents will also play with perfect logic, and those plans inevitably being foiled
Hell yeah. Loving these Mario Party uploads
We love our Malf, people, yes we do
40:58 has me rolling
The subtleties matter man haha, the slight callout to sketch at 1:00:50 had me dying. Love ya NL
1:18:40 literal shape rotation
NL wearing the Monty Mole fit
I just clicked on the video and they're immediately talking about gaslighting their partner into thinking they wet the bed.
Kory's character looks like a Spore creature
Were Mario party guys of course nothing happens in the first 7 turns
"Am I too turtely for the turtle club?"
Receive a Pipe? Yes please
I just got done with a Goomba Lagoon match and I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy
The goomba map is so fucked. I was stuck on the top right part for 9 rounds the other day. Every time I had the chance to leave, someone hit the high tide green space and locked me off again. I tried piping out, and ended up just teleporting 5 steps ahead. It was horrible
11:04 me reacting to cowboy bebop episode 26
imagine if this is how someone gets spoiled lol
imagine if this is how someone gets spoiled lol
comment so nice, he said it twice
please do more diceomancer. really enjoying watching the game while eating :)
It's good to see NL is doing well!
Idk he’s been breathing kinda funny lately
love that you kept in the part about having to pee at the end
NL got that "dedicate your hearts" drip today
Malf’s egg sandwich is gonna have like a dozen eggs in one sandwich 😂
he got so screwed getting shapes on the last Luigi minigame 😭
1:00:55 WHAT'S UP BROTHERS
NL is so hilariously bad at the shadows game it's great
malf absolutely cooked with that xmen reference
Malf the only person making any sense at the start of the video on ja!
"He got a 1 and a 9"
Dating apps on a Friday night
so how does the turntable game work? I'm so confused
When someone's on the button at the end of the countdown the spinner turns by one per each person then you get whatever's in front of you (coins or bomb which subtracts one coin). You can jump up and down to bluff before the countdown ends
If you consistently walk around your house naked with the blinds open you can be charged.
CAUGHT
Being arrested in my own home for nudity is one of the few things that could make me go postal.
@@donventura2116 just close the windows bro
It depends on where you live like a lot, most US states say you have to be doing something lewd with the blinds open to be charged and just being naked isn't an inherently lewd act. In North Carolina you can even be nude in your front yard and it's not illegal so long as you're not doing it for sexual gratification.
1:17:54 Australians be like
bro is obsessed with saying bear belly slap
Bro is obsessed with making banal observations
@@Zeffpenguin do you know what banal means? it’s not an observation it’s a complaint about an odd catchphrase lmao
Wanted to punch my drywall every time he said that
its just an emote calm the fuck down lmao
@@myspicyclips6402 yes, I’m not sure you’re catching my use of figurative language here, see if you can figure it out
Imagine he didn't lose every minigame
I like the jacket
When @michaelalfox said egg salad omelette, I threw up in my mouth. :(
I just want to spend 5 minutes inside of malf's head
lmao this is so funny rofl i love this bald man like he was my own grandfather i pray every day that my hair will fall out so i can be like northern lion one day
this might blow your mind, but you can also shave your head if you're not fully bald. that's how i transitioned into being a full time bald person
I am Ryan in this scenario. I would go insane at no one seeing the logic in going after someone with 2 golden pipes
Yeah but like NL is just as much of a threat, the difference between him and Kory is like 30 coins which he could easily get in a billion different ways in the turns it takes Kory to get his stars.
Kory reenacting Lost this round
Joker 2 cost Warner Bros. $200 Million and youre laughing?!
16:00 40:55
I love malf
why didnt he buy the golden pipe turn 14 bro
I love Malf, what a gigchad.
POG
who is DLRiga?
I liked jumping / "parkour" in Elden Ring
Man... I don't know why but Malf's bantering just rubs me in the wrong way.
Maybe it's the timing or that I feel the jokes are too forced in, but it makes me cringe every time recently.
So sad, 'cause I used to like NL playing with him than anybody else. Now it's Kory.
Kory is the best.
Wow, Mario winning Mario party? Rigged much.
That Elden ring take was awful ! Platforming is great ...world is full of secrets ...banobo take , maybe he should play as donkey kong