Kale Chips - You Suck at Cooking (episode 60)
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- Опубліковано 29 тра 2017
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Kale chips are so easy to make it's more difficult to not make them than to make them.
Rip off some chunks of kale.
Mix with some olive oil.
Add some salt.
Spread on a parchment papered baking sheet.
Cook for around 10 minutes or so on 350
Add it some other tasty things if you feel like it. - Навчання та стиль
Kale being mercilessly body shamed for 6 minutes straight
beef jerky 27 apologies
No typoos allowed /s
R/wooiooooooosh
*woooooooooooosh
Tata Chiremba lmao
LEAVE MY CRISPY WATER OUT OF THIS
You mean LEAF MY CRISPY WATER OUT OF THIS.....?
I love youtube....
Iceberg lettuce is the superior leafy green
WHY DOES HE HATE ON OUR CRISPY WATER?!
I know, right? Crispy water is the best kind of water.
My brother's name is Cael and we freaking love this episode.
hahaha
Froggy chair
@@robinwarren6924 Froggy chair :)
@@gayish_mess froggy chair, indeed :,)
You should humble your brother like how he humbled the Kale
This dude is that one person who makes the entire poem rhyme except for the last line
Hey that rhymed
I know right 😂
I was like whatttt, I thought he was gonna say jail
.
This isn’t a new revelation. You literally just explained a joke and got THIS many likes? Fuck you. You fucking suck. That’s like saying the police are the type of people to arrest someone.
@@cherylgreenwood7953 rude!!!!!
I love watching a random dude abuse a vegetable physically and emotionally.
How we treat women in our country
@ie mand n o
@ie mand what!??!
@ie mand Shouldn't*
Buttery Chopsticks And Pie FBI OPEN UP
people who rag on iceberg lettuce because it's crispy water have lost sight of the fact that water is great and so are crispy things.
Damn. I’m gonna reflect on this.
Are you gonna reflect on it like water?
I could just drink a glass of water and eat some good lettuce to get the same effect.
TertiusIII it has no nutritional value
Romaine is better
TertiusIII That is just store lettuce, garden fresh lettuce is actually flavourful and not crispy water(store bought tastes like cardboard compared to fresh)
It's so funny that in Germany kale is a very traditional food and it's basically the opposite of a symbol for hipsterism. It's the type of food you eat at your grandparents'
I guess your grandparents are hipsters
@@yousuckatcooking Yeah i'm fine with that as long as they humble their kale enough though. Don't want any of that smug aroma coming through... 🤔
Exactly!
no smug kale, just boomer kale
Neato
Strangely enough, this is actually the best turtorial for Kale Chips I could find. I would recommend getting the Kale pre-humbled to save a step, and cook the kale on 325 degrees instead of 350. I would also add just a touch of salt to the cumin chips, but yeah, these are good and super filling.
When i made kale chips (not this recipe) my house smelt like a weed factory
@@mr.potato2223 same the cops were sus about me
@@onemorecor uh oh
@@mr.potato2223 there's a reason they haven't responded in 7 months
@@alabamaslammer3921 🤣🤣🤣
"Its basically just crispy water." You can't just come out of nowhere and diss my favorite water-ball-that's-technically-lettuce like that! So think before you speak next time, okay?
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bail, kale, pale, sale, nail, tail, whale, snail, rail...... prison system. beautiful.
wail, not whale
Scale
Kameron Kyles sale mail hail fail sail
@Cora Brown that's the joke
@Cora Brown
r/whooosh
I died when he said "it's basically crispy water"
bruh that's an accurate description of what an iceberg lettuce taste like. I can't- 💀😂
it's flavour is it's temperture, much like water
@@Frappuccinoo Warm crunchy water tastes round and cold crunchy water tastes pointy
It's not just an accurate description of what it tastes like, it's an accurate description of what it IS haha.
Iceberg lettuce is made up of like 95% water.
“Kale can cover a football field... if the football field is approximately the size of a leaf of kale😂
I mean he's not lying
*Waiting for "pepper pepper pepper" was like waiting for a bass drop that never comes*
bass
Not even a wangjangle :(
There was that onion at three funnion tho, come on.
Shakes McTremens AND tree fiddy
I can't make a recipe without saying "pepper pepper pepper" .
After your intro you should’ve said
“Lettuce begin”
I’m sorry I’ll show myself out
You should have said
"K-ale leaf"
Like k I'll leave?
...im so sorry....
you stole that joke
@@stove_ he didn't stale it...
I am terribly sorry
omg you guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too bad kale is not a lettuce.
This boy spent a whole minute roasting on a vegetable😂
Dr. Oof i did that, but got kicked out the special ed class
What were you expecting to come out of a video about kale chips? Raw kale chips is just kale with extra steps.
Edit: /s
@@bluebleach8902 HOLY SHIT LMAO
This ain't no boy, this a man.
@@bluebleach8902 i shouldn't have laughed....but i did
Your voice is so monotone!!! So when you say I love it, it sounds like you're sarcastic. I love this channel and I love your voice so much!!
E>
@@yousuckatcooking
sharp left turn to f l a v o u r t o w n
sharp right turn into spicy village
Skip the right and take the quick left to s w e e t r o a d
He said that the second I read this comment xD
Aminity fact chatted up with the one
Aminity Gaming F l a v o r *
“The people on the titanic have more respect for actual ice bergs than ice berg lettuce”
*the ancestors of the people who died on the titanic
I can’t tell weather that dilutes or intensifies the sick burn
Little did we know, the true reason the Titanic sunk is because it hit a giant iceberg lettuce, already out for revenge, after eons of verbal abuse.
@Justin Martone *_LEAVE MY CRISPY WATER OUT OF THIS!_*
Ｍｙ ｃｒｉｓｐｙ ｗａｔｅｒ
I got a bad batch of Kale and when I tried to humble it, it attacked me and called me worthless
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
When that happens you have to rip off the tail and muffle it's wail and then humble it
"you can not make kale chips if you're easily distracted ooh duct tape I love this stuff" I laughed way too hard
You missed the opportunity to say "mix the honey gingerly" and I'm really mad about it
I'm mad about it too now.
You need to repost that shit because I’m so mad
AutumnMSM FC:74683485BB ur profile thooo
You Suck At Cooking wangjangle
Oh yay someone that also knows the word gingerly and the definition
WE NEED 10 HOURS OF HIM SAYING PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER TO MAKE UP FOR THE LACK OF IT IN THIS VIDEO
or just a song
Twixloverpuppy right?! How dare he!
He said it during the video at least 5 times
2:57 paper
3:30 paper
3:55 paper
4:51 paper
5:00 paper
Do you even pepper?
IvelliosSeannodel z
ua-cam.com/video/ditoHxcHaiI/v-deo.html
just replay it exactly 1286 times, and that will be 10 hours.
I need more sarcastic dead inside sounding people in my life,
I subbed to you for you sarcasm and jokes about cooking and I have no regrets
0:18 *when you come home from school with bad grades and your parents start comparing you to your sibling or classmates.*
you ok?
See a professional
You wanna talk?
My parents do that too, but I’m already top of my class (not trying to brag), so they just compare me to my sis who goes to Stanford. Also mom, why is a 92 so bad?
@@coolbean259 Your mom is delusional if she thinks a 92 is bad. Not to be mean or anything
I saw pimblokto the other day walking, his wires were everywhere, he stayed with my neighbors but still can't find a new friend, poor pimblokto
Send him to my place we have an extra bedroom
Pumpkin Pie SEND HIM TO MY HOUSE I'LL SHELTER AND LOVE HIM FOREVER
Ok guys, I'll tell pimblokto that there are friends for him when I see him around town :)
I'm crying 😢
Pumpkin Pie pimblokto 😭😭😭
Damn thats a ruthless humbling proccess😬😬😂😂😂😂
The kale must be emotionally scarred
.
I live in germany so youtube translated the title into:
You can cook shitly
Du kannst scheisse kochen
close enough 🤷🏽
Haha ja same und ich dachte mir nur so ähmm oke 🤷🏼♀️😂
not to bash you cause english is not my first language either but just for informational purposes its spelled title :) great english for someone who doesnt live in an english speaking country btw x
@@majakucharska1961 thanks, didn't noticed at all
Cruciferous Belligerence is the best name for kale chips. It’s so metal.
That was definitely my fave
About fucking time there's a new YSAC out.
ikr?
totes.
You Suck At Cooking me and my brother love this series we've been waiting for this thank you !
Also bring back the egg series
I was literally going to comment this exact thing when I saw this
you came back 😭
I will never forsake you.
You Suck At Cooking I didn't know what to do with my life ._.
You Suck At Cooking think about people who said they ate everytime you upload aren't here now and think about what you've done... you monster
Touff, lol i get it
846
I just discovered this channel and I’m dying of laughter...
His shadow when humbling he looks like a stick man so I am imagining him as that now
Every time he said to add salt and then didn't follow it with saying to add some "pepper pepper pepper," I felt personally attacked. Like... I know he didn't NEED pepper pepper pepper, but I've been trained to hear it after "salt" and I was shocked and offended when it was excluded.
Wow I am so sorry.
Sapphirewolf I just came out to hear pepper pepper pepper and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
me too I trusted him and he betrayed me
I'm offended he didn't say "parchment parchment parchment paper"
tbh why do u make you're fan pay to watch you suck at everything? that's so not like u. plz stay you and dont do it just for the money
I'll never be a lettuce either 😭
Stay strong.
Don't be a salad
"Don't be lasagna." -The Doctor
On the bright side, at least you're not iceberg lettuce.
Ada Howard fuck ofg
I’ve been using this recipes for quite a while, they are great 💓
But the other day I discovered from other recipe that you can just pop them in the microwave for 3 minutes and the result is the same, if not better. Way quicker if you don’t have much time on the day
I’m so happy I’ve just found you, human salad spinner
I love this comment section
what if my kale is pale and also contains snails
It's a sign of good fortune.
nice
Oh my god I put my kale on a scale and it weighs 0.125 it how is it possible
Omg what if the snails on the pale kale have been to jail have nails and like checking your mail for kale chips!
Get rid of it and bail
I now know why it’s called iceberg lettuce, an iceberg is crispy water and iceberg lettuce is crispy water
Iceberg is crunchy water and iceberg lettuce is crispy water
Thank you 🥕this is the funniest tutorial I've ever seen, you put a lot of effort into it combining such good humour with good advice 😚
Just found this channel and I’m freakin staying oh man you have my heart
made the honey gingers last night and they were prime. thanks for teaching me how to mask the healthiness of vegetable by transforming it into the potato chip form my body can handle.
the first YSAC I ever watched... the beginning of a beautiful, beautiful relationship
Hannah Ivins ditto!
Mine was ramen.... Modified ramen, i was actually looking for recipes
@@pingatraaonIG you found something better than recipes
Normies: Iceberg lettuce
Me, an intellectual: *CRISPY WATER*
this was the first vid i watched of you a few years back, it was great
For anyone just looking for the recipe here it is.
Bail the kale out of the pale you got on sale. Then check it for nails. Then pull off its tail while muffling its wail. Inspect it to make sure it doesn't contain snails. Then make sure it's not too frail. Then use it to check the mail. Rub it on the rail with a banana for scale. Then make sure it's never been in the prison system.
You're welcome.
Smiling Lizard You forgot to humble it
Smiling Lizard its never been in jail
At last you fucking, funny, beloved, culinary and music mastermind!
Ahhhh!!
You Suck At Cooking bro please cook Smoke's order (I'll have a number 9... that?) from GTA please! please please pleeeeease
Layqa S. TWO NUMBAH NINES
A NUMBAH NINE LAAARGE
A NUMBAH SIX WITH EXTRA DIP
A NUMBAH SEVEN
TWO NUMBAH FORTY FIVES
ONE WITH CHEESE
AND A LARGE SODA
[ I N S E R T N A M E H E R E ] t
anime girl???
1:34 So, now you're gonna want to bail the kale out of the pail you got on sale, then check it for nails and then pull of its tail while muddling its wail and inspect it to make sure that it doesn't contain snails and that it's not too frail and then use it to check your mail and rub it on the rails with a banana for scale.
ABSOLUTELY DIED 🤣
The catchy song is very good I’m impressed
*KALE ABUSE!!*
Stared at that arugula that fell on the floor the whole time.
Now I can't stop staring at it either
Me too
CT Hubbard serves it right, I hate arugula
Yeah
NO 1:20 i love iceberg lettuce
Still one of the best videos on UA-cam
Het took me to flavourtown when no one else would
pay1370 I was the 101th like on your comment
Who the fuck is Het
Ur butiful becuase of this comment
I'd take you to Funky Town. Oh, wait. You said flavourtown? Nevermind.
He said to bring the kale chips to a party to show how good they are, but won't that raise it's ego again and make it unbeatable or sadden the other leafy greens at the party?
Damn good point.
My life exactly.
What's wrong with my ego being raised again?? (Look at my name)
Adam Brindley They're dead
Nameshai Thanq
Bless this channel.
When I’m feeling down I’d watch his videos and damn he always gets me laughing! Kinda fell in love with his voice 😂
that iceberg lettuce diss was one of the best things i've ever witnessed.
At the beginning of the video, you bullied me because my name is Kale.
Kale Widman you are not a lettuce!! >:O
YOULL NEVER BE A LETTUCE
Kale Widman I'm so sorry that two people thought "wow this baby sucks, let's name it after the worst thing ever" and then named you Kale
Bradley Noneofyourbizz woah dude you went to far
what kind of monster names their kid "kale"
still my favorite ysac episode
This might be my fav so far
All the jokes are well enough thought out to frustrate somebody and I love it.
Im currently binging the whole series and im on this ep now :)
I don't know how I'm only finding out about this chanel now. I absolutely love this shit wow. Pure comedy and genuine cooking. This is actually the best thing ever. Never stop making these
You got it Brian.
No matter how hard I tried, MY KALE DIDN'T BECOME HUMBLE!! I can still hear it laugh at me.....
HA!
MusicIs Life hahaha, you suck at cooking
Try playing Kendrick Lamar's song
Put headphones on the kale and play it a continuous loop of Weird Al's "You're Pitiful."
Make ice berg lettuce chips while the kale watches
THE RHYMES ARE GOLD!
I needed this so bad today. Thank you 🙏
You never humbled your kale in episode 10. Did it taste bad?
Yes. It was bitter.
You Suck At Cooking I thought it'd be salty
Prince Polar
Sugar Crunch lmaooo
I just watched a man roast kale
no regrets
Baked and Roasted
No regertz
🤔
You must regret having that as you profile pic
Litterally ROASTED.
On my like 3rd rewatch of these. Its great bc i cant remember anything and i cant sleep and 2020 sucks. Thanks for making these
The first video I 've watched of you and I laughed so hard ...then subscribed....dudeeee
Aren’t kale chips essentially deep fried sadness?
yes
yes
No.
Its BAKED sadness.
Step 1: Cry onto a pan.
Step 2: Bake.
Step 3: Cry because you burnt them.
Step 4: Debate your existence in your room as you sit on your bed watching a man continuously rhyme about kale.
So it's potao chips,to drown you sadness, your salty tears into crunchy food. And made a more crispy sadneses, potatoes, carrots, beetroot,...and others.
What if my kale does have a criminal record though? What now???
Do you like to live dangerously?
Don't flail, just send it back to kale jail.
What if it asks for a bail?
Blank Brothers If your Kale asks for bail you can choose to send it by mail.
@Blank Brothers If it tries to turn tail and run, set a bounty hunter on it's trail. Justice will prevail!
I had to stop and LMFAO and back up at each and every bit!!! I LOOOOVE YOU!!!!
Funniest video I’ve seen in awhile! Keep it up
are you still gonna upload regularly here now that you're in fullscreen? i kinda can't afford those things
Yes!
I mean, that kinda implies that he was uploading regularly in the first place. Uploading sporadically might be a better descriptor.
i suppose you're right :))
what's he doing over there? google isn't helping me
i can't afford anything
please dont hate on my crispy water
Iceberg lettuce?
cassi loves sharks i knoow its the only edible lettuce the others are disgusting
I love my crispy water!
@@heyimfroge1383 no. *c r i s p y w a t e r*
I love this channel he’s funny af
Everytime I come back to this, I appreciate the cognitive dissonance of ending the rhyming scheme when I’m still making the next connection in my head
Ysac : then do a criminal background check to see that it's never been in the
Me : jail!!!!
Ysac : prison system
Me : nvm
Ramya mel yeah that’s the joke
R/wooooooooosh
Wait........
@@reddshaadow1421 r/Suicidebywords
I lowkey hate it when rhymes don't rhyme
Never go to flavor town. That's where Guy Fieri lives.
: Perfection of a comment
I come back to this video every so often. When I talk about your channel I use this video as the introduction lol
I like my kale with a lemon/dill/garlic flavor profile. I sauté it in butter and all those flavors cut the bitterness of it and make it nice and tasty.
Aw yeah new YSAC! Keep up the good work!
okay!
No seriously, keep it up or else I will send some of my radical extremist kale to your mail box. It's the bomb!! Heh.
You Suck At Cooking are you casualy explained in disguise
I accidentally tapped the notification that you posted a video and your intro played full blast during the middle of my bio class.
Hahahaha! Serves you right!
Hawaiian Rolls hes right you know pay attention
you’re a comedic culinary genious dude! THANK YOU for my late night can’t sleep video watching laughing and then ultimately getting the door dash instead of cooking these fun things. but sometimes when i adult a bit i do the things youve done cuz clearly it works out well. PLEASE KEEP IT COMING!!! I am donating $100 ONEHUNDOFUNGOS right now. Use it wisely, love ya brotha!
I love how he puts so much work into these videos but draws the line at actually lighting a fire
I mean crispy water kinda sounds refreshing 🤷🏽♀️
Nina C. I dont like it because its just too dry
im so happy I found this channel 👍👍👍👍👍👍
OG PARKOR flavor
He went above and beyond for this one
Thank you for making this.
Awesomely funny.
Is it bad that I have seen every single YSAC? I LOVE IT
Finally I can start to suck at everything. Thanks man.
You are welcome.
*Turn left to flavor town*
*Turn right to spice village*
Actually quite informative, thanks!
I love how he said prison system instead of jail XD
I thought he was going to say from Israel 😅
It made me lowkey angry tho
i was laughing so hard i had to pause several times and rewind like dude. youre my favorite youtuber rn
Thank you! :)
I personally didn't enjoy the kale chips, but have it in a nice kale and potato chorizo soup. really nice. potatoes, garlic, onion, your choice of soup stock, kale, and fried chorizo to top. red pepper flakes don't hurt. whatever other seasonings ya want
I forgot about kale chips.. so yummy! Cayenne & salt is my favorite.. And the bonus! -You're not contributing to mass deforestation caused by palm oil production (used in most chips and snacks in general).
Love your channel! Hilarious jokes and very entertaining editing! 👍👍
How am I just finding out about this guy now??? these are some quality videos
Girlfriend comes in and sees him trash talking kale. "I think it's time we see other people...."