Dubai’s $5 Billion Lunatic Megaproject

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  • @XNaos
    @XNaos 11 місяців тому +8616

    Dubai literally is a Minecraft Server where people Just build random things

    • @maggie6152
      @maggie6152 10 місяців тому +376

      Now that's a conspiracy theory I can get behind!

    • @MouhaBoufermel
      @MouhaBoufermel 10 місяців тому +249

      Feels more like "getting over it" where random buildings and stuff are scattered around the place

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 9 місяців тому +350

      Oh my god it's true. It even has the hundreds of fancy buildings that are actually hollow shells with nothing inside.

    • @tomp7175
      @tomp7175 9 місяців тому +214

      its even has the villager halls!

  • @np8139
    @np8139 11 місяців тому +16851

    Very generous of Dubai's city planners to come out with more megaproject BS just to give Adam content.

    • @yadayadayadayadayadayada777
      @yadayadayadayadayadayada777 11 місяців тому +166

      It is not approved by Dubai City nor the UAE, it is just scam.

    • @almerindaromeira8352
      @almerindaromeira8352 11 місяців тому +403

      It's kind of you to assume that Dubai has city planners.
      I don't think they exist.

    • @BasedWop
      @BasedWop 11 місяців тому +288

      You laugh now, but once the Death Star is operational you'll change your tune.

    • @rudhra5957
      @rudhra5957 11 місяців тому +92

      Man, modern age architecture makes me appreciate Ancient and medieval Architectures. Like they made everything beautiful and something that could last ages. With Gardens and everything. Now it's just concrete walls of Loneliness

    • @buchanfoulsham6314
      @buchanfoulsham6314 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@BasedWop😂

  • @error9033
    @error9033 11 місяців тому +3989

    Adam: Dubai's $5 Billion Lunatic Megaproject
    Me: do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

    • @ktakashismith
      @ktakashismith 10 місяців тому +186

      Well, the clue is in the title - "Lunatic" - originally referring to insanity of an intermittent kind attributed to changes of the *moon*

    • @error9033
      @error9033 10 місяців тому +102

      @@ktakashismith that's true, but lunatic also refers to madness in general, a term you could apply to many of Dubai's projects over the last few years

    • @lastpokemon
      @lastpokemon 10 місяців тому

      U.S just spent 14 billion on genocide how about that?

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 9 місяців тому +33

      Starting the next 3rd fiscal quarter.
      Still not narrow enough.

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 11 місяців тому +6190

    Let's be honest, this is only happening because the UAE royals saw the Las Vegas sphere and went: "That, I want that. But bigger... and put a skyscraper inside it!"

    • @John.0z
      @John.0z 11 місяців тому +627

      and they do seem to understand that the near infinite income from oil is fast coming to and end. So they are trying to diversify, and this shows just how bad they are at the process.

    • @나도형-p4h
      @나도형-p4h 11 місяців тому +338

      The big difference is that Sphere's outside can be changed literally in a second. But Moon resort will forever be moon, even if tourist got bored eventually.

    • @ljosephdumas3113
      @ljosephdumas3113 11 місяців тому +252

      Yep. This is what, in the US military, we used to call a GOBI - General Officer Bright Idea. ALWAYS a disaster.

    • @TheDarkbluerock
      @TheDarkbluerock 11 місяців тому +27

      First thing I thought when I saw it😂

    • @juisss
      @juisss 11 місяців тому +16

      @@John.0z oil accounts for less than 1% of Dubai's GDP

  • @Fatman311
    @Fatman311 11 місяців тому +4987

    The comparison of rich people to toddlers is terrifyingly accurate.

    • @JB-yb4wn
      @JB-yb4wn 11 місяців тому +337

      You can reason with a toddler, not a brain dead Emir.

    • @jacobs483
      @jacobs483 11 місяців тому +224

      It’s like toddlers, but for some reason our society and economy and government are largely dictated by their whims.

    • @jamescarter8311
      @jamescarter8311 11 місяців тому +86

      You don't know many rich people then. Dubai is like a place run by rich toddlers. People who climbed the economic ladder on their own don't behave like that.

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 11 місяців тому +166

      Toddlers have the chance to grow up into useful persons....

    • @person8064
      @person8064 11 місяців тому +188

      ​@@jamescarter8311 that's why Elon Musk acts like a toddler as well

  • @vaclav_fejt
    @vaclav_fejt 10 місяців тому +1197

    Ten years ago I thought: "Wow, the UAE cracked it. They used their oil not to burn through it, but to build tourism with it."
    I didn't think about urbanism or sustainability...and neither did they.

    • @alliecravulz
      @alliecravulz 10 місяців тому +163

      Yes and with the resources they have, they missed the opportunity to build something incredible

  • @fawfulBeans
    @fawfulBeans 11 місяців тому +1267

    Surprised they didn't propose making the moon building at 100% scale given how smart these guys are.

    • @juisss
      @juisss 11 місяців тому +33

      The guy who proposed this project is not a native, and the project hasn't even been approved yet

    • @how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44
      @how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44 11 місяців тому +2

      yeah XDD 🤣🤣 this hit hard man! 🤣😂

    • @morgana6598
      @morgana6598 11 місяців тому +35

      Oh I'm sure someone did propose exactly that...

    • @silphv
      @silphv 11 місяців тому +32

      They probably just said they were bringing down the real one and hollowing it out.

    • @williamyoung344
      @williamyoung344 11 місяців тому +9

      We are definitely devolving as a species

  • @tylerjohn4607
    @tylerjohn4607 11 місяців тому +1813

    I love how the resort is somehow supposed to have the ~15% gravity of earth, like that is somehow possible. If Dubai has figured out a gravitational insulator THAT would be the big headline

    • @BarryRowlingsonBaz
      @BarryRowlingsonBaz 11 місяців тому +272

      Easy. The top half of the moon is filled with water and the visitors have to wear weighted space suits...

    • @tim..indeed
      @tim..indeed 11 місяців тому +162

      Tbf that's just something ChatGPT made up for it.

    • @birdflipper
      @birdflipper 11 місяців тому +88

      Even if they did somehow figure out how to reduce earth's gravitational pull, long-term exposure would likely cause negative effects on the human body.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 11 місяців тому +77

      I was wondering would one not be able to breathe in this moon thing, you know, for maximum authenticity?

    • @EpsilonKnight2
      @EpsilonKnight2 11 місяців тому +91

      @@BarryRowlingsonBaz Holding the sheer weight of all that water within an area that size would be an engineering nightmare.

  • @joa1401
    @joa1401 9 місяців тому +459

    What happens if there’s a big sandstorm, and the moon gets knocked off its perch and starts rolling down the streets of Dubai like the boulder from Raiders of the Lost Arc?
    And all the people in the streets are pointing, screaming and running away from it as it squishes street cafe tables and umbrellas? While the Benny Hill theme plays?
    And then it bumps into the Burj Khalifa, which falls over, knocking into the mega project skyscraper next door? And one by one they all tumble down like domino’s in a giant Rupe Goldberg Machine? What happens then????

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 11 місяців тому +6098

    Someone should find a way to make universal healthcare sound like a prestigious megaproject. Maybe a super-sized megahospital with high-speed ambulance train system that stretches across the country to bring in customers (and completely coincidentally can be repurposed as a transit system).

    • @lovelyheiferdev
      @lovelyheiferdev 11 місяців тому +297

      brb gonna reach out to vc firms for this one

    • @TheNightrider88
      @TheNightrider88 11 місяців тому +539

      Don't forget Hyperambulance pods.

    • @aridianknight3576
      @aridianknight3576 11 місяців тому +328

      If you slap an American flag and a bald eagle on it it could work

    • @je4a301
      @je4a301 11 місяців тому +262

      In Rwanda they actually have a pretty neat system where they send off drones to supply remote villages with medicine. Maybe something like this

    • @vrrooooommmm123
      @vrrooooommmm123 11 місяців тому +46

      ​@@je4a301American universal healthcare will never work cuz of american bureaucracy.

  • @JackSassyPants
    @JackSassyPants 11 місяців тому +1307

    A dictator literally saw the success of a concert venue in Vegas that’s been planned for years with cutting edge technology, an established entertainment market, and a unique but attainable vision put together by dozens of motivated a d talented designers and his only take away was “HALF sphere? I want WHOLE sphere. Here’s $5 billion make it cool and impressive and make it happen now.”

    • @guillaumelagueyte1019
      @guillaumelagueyte1019 11 місяців тому +93

      Lol that's not the point at all but I imagined this except with Asian parents when their kid brings home a half sphere from school.
      "Why only half a sphere? Why not a full sphere?"

    • @chuckdude514
      @chuckdude514 11 місяців тому +32

      Phew, I'm glad he literally saw it, could you imagine what would have happened if he saw it metaphorically?

    • @maurice2572
      @maurice2572 11 місяців тому +90

      "literally saw the SUCCESS..." Success my ass. That Vegas monstrosity is already plagued with lots and lots of problems. It will not last long

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@guillaumelagueyte1019because full sphere expensive, we dont need full sphere just half is ok.

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 11 місяців тому +32

      @@maurice2572 the Sydney opera house and all those other overdesigned architectural nightmares designed to draw in rich people (because who tf goes to an opera in this century except pretentious rich people) are always massive money sinks to build and maintain and have lots of structural issues. Guangzhou opera house (jn China) is also a nice example. Or Calatrava opera house in Valencia.
      This happens way too often to be a coincidence.
      Some other numbskull once built a building, I think it was somewhere in the USA, with mirrored glass on the outside, that had a curvature which resulted in sunlight being concentrated on the ground around it. It set cars and houses on fire and could melt asphalt.

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
    @tHeWasTeDYouTh 10 місяців тому +2253

    my dad is a cardiologist and my mom a dentist. I ended up in Dubai for 3 years. The vast majority of rich Americans (white) and English people that live there say they like it better because it looks like a western city with no low class non European people to bother you. Yes, these exact words came out of a architect friend of my father during a party in his mansion. He said that in front of everyone and they all smiled and nodded.

    • @evansnyamesah1755
      @evansnyamesah1755 9 місяців тому +128

      😂😂😂

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah not too surprising. I'm sure many upper class western expatriates think this way. It's a shame. Very classist and low-key racist.

  • @luipaardprint
    @luipaardprint 11 місяців тому +893

    Spheres are the perfect shape for houses, that’s why we’ve been building them like that since antiquity.

    • @DrunkenUFOPilot
      @DrunkenUFOPilot 11 місяців тому +72

      Yup, that's the trooth! You are fully qualified to be a middle eastern multi-billionaire! 😆

    • @user-cw5bq9pg7c
      @user-cw5bq9pg7c 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@DrunkenUFOPilottrooth?????
      It is truth

    • @KissMy2Moons
      @KissMy2Moons 10 місяців тому +52

      @@user-cw5bq9pg7c I know u can’t read tone but he is being sarcastic by misspelling on purpose.

    • @ekspatriat
      @ekspatriat 10 місяців тому +4

      BS. How much internal wasted space. Also if so then why are spherical houses mega rare.

    • @goldpeen2661
      @goldpeen2661 10 місяців тому +36

      @@ekspatriat
      I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm.

  • @rachelblake2350
    @rachelblake2350 11 місяців тому +467

    The attraction of the moon is the low gravity allowing me to jump more than my own height. If I can't do that, then all you've built is a dusty wasteland. You know, the thing that makes up 98% of Dubai's surface area?

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 11 місяців тому +73

      I laughed when they said that. Ohh they are going to replicate the gravity conditions on the Moon are they? One question: How?!? 😂

    • @gilbert2872
      @gilbert2872 11 місяців тому +45

      Easy. Do you remember what was marketed as a hoverboard? Yes, that contraption that didn‘t do one important thing it was supposex to: hover.

    • @mirrorocean
      @mirrorocean 11 місяців тому +44

      Exactly this. The gravity and you know, being in space, is what makes the moon appealing. Otherwise it's just the desert that already exists, but like, cooler coloured for some reason.

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@feonor26Well, they'll do what they usually do and just build it so high that it leaves the atmosphere.

    • @Stamy31
      @Stamy31 11 місяців тому +3

      Probably they hope to solve this problem with money spent on research to create such a space.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 10 місяців тому +716

    At this point, designing and constructing a functioning town with everything normal is going to earn them more praise than whatever the hell they're making up.

    • @Jasper_4444
      @Jasper_4444 10 місяців тому +48

      A functioning town? Do they even know what that is?

  • @FayeRantTheStrong
    @FayeRantTheStrong 11 місяців тому +2339

    Dubai is Night City we didn't want, deserve or need.

    • @therwfer
      @therwfer 11 місяців тому +52

      Don't we deserve it though?

    • @RJLbwb
      @RJLbwb 11 місяців тому +173

      And just like Night City in Cyberpunk 2077, Dubai has no water. lol

    • @oscardighton8580
      @oscardighton8580 11 місяців тому +215

      in fairness night city has public transport and is remarkably walkable

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 11 місяців тому +24

      ​@@RJLbwbNC has water? Have you not played the game lol, there's a lot of missions near the docks and piers

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 11 місяців тому +42

      Night City but without the (very few) good things about it

  • @Corium1
    @Corium1 11 місяців тому +1069

    I dispize those people who ignore the slave labor that exist in Dubai an the gulf states in general. Its disgusting how easily people turn a blind eye to it

    • @professoremeryeetus5292
      @professoremeryeetus5292 11 місяців тому +158

      I mean yeah but they have 50 % gender equality at moon though.

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia 11 місяців тому +67

      Seriously. People mention it so little that this is literally the first time I’m learning about it.

    • @theangryotaku3361
      @theangryotaku3361 11 місяців тому

      they only care once the money stops. just look at how long it's taken people to criticize china or russia. only once they began trade wars and the sanctions started did the suits start to "care" what was going on

    • @Corium1
      @Corium1 11 місяців тому +26

      @@professoremeryeetus5292 tru I guess you win some you lose some

    • @pank3245
      @pank3245 11 місяців тому +12

      Despise*

  • @captainsewerrat
    @captainsewerrat 11 місяців тому +479

    Dubai is that one friend that nobody actually likes, but keeps showing up to the group with the latest new thing they bought to use as conversation fodder and stay relevant.

  • @guyfromaucklandnz
    @guyfromaucklandnz 11 місяців тому +3942

    I laughed at loud when Adam pointed out that NONE of the hotel rooms would have any windows. Come here for the authentic Dubai experience, where you too can feel like a neglected prisoner - just like the workers who built this monstrosity.

    • @newsbender
      @newsbender 11 місяців тому +216

      Fuck all to see out of a Dubai window anyway. Unless perpetual construction sites are your thing.

    • @relight6931
      @relight6931 11 місяців тому +138

      I feel like saying "workers" is a bit generous.. We like to think of workers as someone who chooses to work, for the sake of having roof over head, regular meals and all that jazz..
      Now I don't know if all of Middle East rich oil kingdoms work the same, but for some other country I heard it works like this.. You are starving, there are no jobs in your country and likely you even have a family to feed.. Yet, cross a border and there is work, for good money..
      So you go, only to be left without a passport as soon as you enter this workers promise land. Then you find out there will also be a minimum time you can stay and work there, just like when you apply to work on an oil rig, somewhere in the middle of the oceans.. Meanwhile, your accommodations would be humble.. If it was just you, but there is 7 others sharing that space.. How it ends and if you are paid, I don't know and I would rather not like to have to find out..

    • @Fluxkompressor
      @Fluxkompressor 11 місяців тому +19

      And jet the workers do in fact have windows in their rooms

    • @ViolentCabbage-ym7ko
      @ViolentCabbage-ym7ko 11 місяців тому +7

      Still better than most US cities. No opioid crisis, homelessness, gun violence, poor and decaying infrastructures.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 11 місяців тому +125

      ​@@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko
      "Still better than...."
      Nope

  • @curiousgemini
    @curiousgemini 11 місяців тому +828

    I imagine the Moon becoming unmoored and then rolling down the city and knocking down buildings like a giant bowling ball.

    • @Rumade
      @Rumade 11 місяців тому +162

      So nice of them to provide enrichment for godzilla

    • @alphaspearl9728
      @alphaspearl9728 11 місяців тому +51

      sounds like Katamari hahahaha

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 11 місяців тому +12

      @@alphaspearl9728 Sounds more like that old PS2 game "war of the monsters"😆

    • @okaywhatevernevermind
      @okaywhatevernevermind 11 місяців тому +39

      like the daily planet sphere when it fell off the building and it was about to crush everyone but superman stopped it

    • @Interpid_Citizen
      @Interpid_Citizen 11 місяців тому +4

      😂

  • @funfunrahrah
    @funfunrahrah 10 місяців тому +231

    A few years ago, I used to work at a company that provided services to businesses and government agencies in Dubai and Saudi Arabia, including a project for Neom . I spent 6 months in KSA for a project. I can 100% confirm the dynamic described in this video. There is a vast economy of mainly Western companies that siphon money out of those countries by pandering to the fever dreams of dictators - everything from engineers to consultants to media companies making those cheesy promotional videos. They use any trendy buzzword available ("smart cities", "fourth industrial revolution", "AI" etc etc) to make the projects sound cool. I highly doubt any of these megaprojects will ever be completed, or even started. Even the Line, as stupid and hubristic as it is, is already a massive downgrade from what they originally envisioned for Neom.

  • @languist
    @languist 11 місяців тому +2477

    Kudos to Adam for releasing more content to criticise the Dubai for its problems! It's such a mirage city...

    • @dave_riots
      @dave_riots 11 місяців тому +92

      Dubai literally is the problem

    • @GwainSagaFanChannel
      @GwainSagaFanChannel 11 місяців тому +93

      Dubai the prime example of how public transport and pedestrian and bicycle lanes are needed since you cannot move around the city without using a car
      Edit: the ilusion of freedom of choice if your only option is being forced to use a car

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 11 місяців тому +24

      ​@@GwainSagaFanChannel it's bad in so many besides that, which is particularly bad since most of it is relatively new, so they should have known better

    • @GwainSagaFanChannel
      @GwainSagaFanChannel 11 місяців тому +28

      ​@@tomlxyz it serves as a good example of how the city is build in the image of the elite and not the people otherwise they would actually have build the needed infrastructure

    • @2goober4u
      @2goober4u 11 місяців тому

      hahahahhaha france plane

  • @jeremyk9000
    @jeremyk9000 11 місяців тому +839

    I've heard almost an identical story about how these mega-projects come about. I knew someone who used to work for the royal court in the mid 2000s. He said the leadership came to him with toy model that looked like something from Thunderbirds. They wanted a movable floating island capable of hunting down pirates. It was complete with little palm trees. Apparently, no one from their inner circle ever says "no".

    • @kosmosyche
      @kosmosyche 11 місяців тому +79

      lol If I had that kind of money and power I'd probably build a full working replica of SDF Macross or some shit. Then again, nobody ever said unironically that I'm a genius.

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 11 місяців тому +99

      Honestly it makes me wonder how some of the people in power in this region are even alive still, like how are you this incompetent and aimless running your country and none of the people behind you have killed you and taken over yet?

    • @Dylius01
      @Dylius01 11 місяців тому

      Why bother if you can already milk the gravy train? Plus, if you kill number 1, who's to say no one will return the favour...@@courier6960

    • @Worthless1010
      @Worthless1010 11 місяців тому +135

      ​@@courier6960 Probably because it's easier and less risky to appease the big baby in order to get your own piece of the pie. And everyone in the cabinet is probably in on how stupid it is.

    • @mikepalmer1971
      @mikepalmer1971 11 місяців тому +20

      Your probably punished for saying no.

  • @tricksfollies9549
    @tricksfollies9549 10 місяців тому +564

    $5 billion, they could’ve just funded Gru’s project to steal the moon🙄

  • @jakubromanski2439
    @jakubromanski2439 11 місяців тому +332

    Dubai is the embodiment of a situation when someone powerful enough has ideas dumb enough and no one to criticize him

    • @JARV9701
      @JARV9701 11 місяців тому +50

      Elon: A worthy opponent

    • @kamukameh
      @kamukameh 11 місяців тому +8

      Napoleon Bonaparté: Hey, that's my complex!

    • @mattevans4377
      @mattevans4377 11 місяців тому +22

      ​@@kamukamehYes, the most successful general of all time was obviously an idiot......
      Not saying he didn't stumble in other topics, but there's a reason he got to make those stumbles in the first place, after conquering all of the European land mass.

    • @user-op8fg3ny3j
      @user-op8fg3ny3j 11 місяців тому +9

      Arab leaders be like: "it's haram to criticise the ruler"

    • @kamukameh
      @kamukameh 11 місяців тому +5

      @@mattevans4377 "Yes, the most successful general of all time..." yeah... that IS Napoleon complex! 😁
      Conquering is the one thing, holding it is another one.

  • @horrido666
    @horrido666 11 місяців тому +876

    I like the 50% equality part. Someone should introduce them to the idea of %100 equality LOL. Money makes people stupid, apparently.

    • @muxecoid
      @muxecoid 11 місяців тому +104

      It is a Muslim Arab country. Even 10% is very ambitious.

    • @6Six6Six6Bruh
      @6Six6Six6Bruh 11 місяців тому +42

      @@muxecoidGotta love backwards countries.

    • @navid6114
      @navid6114 11 місяців тому

      You know the UAE has higher gender equality than the states, 31st compared to 46th in the world, according to the UN’s Human Development Index? You can google to verify

    • @silviuvisan505
      @silviuvisan505 11 місяців тому +10

      Camel riders don't need maths.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 11 місяців тому +21

      @@silviuvisan505 Well...that until they find lots of oil. Then they need it to understand how much money exactly should be thrown at problem. Luckily they dont even have to make any of this themselves, cause other people are willing to count money for money.

  • @KannikCat
    @KannikCat 11 місяців тому +4965

    Me, as an architect: "WTF?" Me, as a traveler: "WTF?" Me, as a city dweller: "WTF?" Me, as an environmentalist: "WTF?" Me, as a human being: "WTF??"

    • @Grunchy005
      @Grunchy005 11 місяців тому +168

      This sort of looks like a blatant rip off of Las Vegas SPHERE, which kinda treads upon Expo 1986 SCIENCE CENTRE.
      (which kinda copies GLOBE OF DEATH motorcycle cage thingy)

    • @alexanderboulton2123
      @alexanderboulton2123 11 місяців тому +68

      Me as a dumb monkey: "Cool 🤤"

    • @alexanderboulton2123
      @alexanderboulton2123 11 місяців тому +27

      ​@Grunchy005 You get in the big sphere and it's cool because it's a big sphere.

    • @heliofaros1344
      @heliofaros1344 11 місяців тому +5

      ...then turn off the light and film any "(in)human(e) interaction". Winner gets a bottle of Gold Water.

    • @KannikCat
      @KannikCat 11 місяців тому +16

      @@Grunchy005 Heheh, or Bucky's dome at the Montreal Expo 1976. At the most generous, we might say it's 'inspired' by Etienne Boullée's Cenotaph for Newton... but that was intended as a visionary exploratory exercise. Not for a hotel that completely ignores the space and structure it's in.

  • @sheshanravi4866
    @sheshanravi4866 11 місяців тому +573

    Fun fact: the word "lunatic" originates from the word "luna", which means "moon". In the past, it was believed that the moon caused people to become crazy. This must be why Adam Something used the word "lunatic" in his video's title.

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia 11 місяців тому +46

      Yeah. I appreciated the pun.

    • @sluggastar2
      @sluggastar2 11 місяців тому +17

      Except this time, they were already crazy

    • @marca9955
      @marca9955 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 11 місяців тому

      ​@@sluggastar2 This comment deserves a LOT more up votes!!

    • @lovelyheiferdev
      @lovelyheiferdev 11 місяців тому +3

      100% intentional

  • @thespyk
    @thespyk 11 місяців тому +487

    I worked in the middle east for a few years and your description of a boss giving a vague idea and expecting you to provide a finished product is 100% accurate. Let me give you an example.
    One day the boss walks in and overhears a conversation I'm having a problem with frac tank service rotations, I mentioned that we use to have a fast path for cleaning some that didn't need inspection. I mention that we need a high flow, low pressure jetting machine. He says great idea, get a quote. 3 days later he has a quote. His buddy tells him that if the pressure is too high we can damage the liner. He shits on me for not considering it. Then he buys a 1000bar jetting machine from Europe that has no support in saudi, we never use because it will damage the liner. A fact we knew and told him about. He then gets mad because we wasted his money.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 11 місяців тому +52

      1000 bar is an insane amount of pressure for cleaning something. It's a good amount of pressure for cutting something instantly.

    • @thedarkdivinity7525
      @thedarkdivinity7525 11 місяців тому +32

      Sounds like nepotism at it finest.

    • @philscott7949
      @philscott7949 11 місяців тому +55

      Stadiums for the Fifa World Cup in Qatar were frequently changed during construction - "we need an giant arch here; we need a tunnel there; we need the whole structure rotated, so the sun will shine in a different direction on a certain day of the year" etc etc. Almost impossible to keep suppliers and contractors on to finish the projects with the number of change requests after each milestone was achieved.

    • @thespyk
      @thespyk 11 місяців тому

      @@philscott7949 I saw those weird changes too. Get to work in the morning and find out we are no longer serving our 2nd biggest client. One of the biggest multinationals in upstream O&G. I was going to dish the dirt for the hell of it (and you seem a litlle invested anyway :D) but I realised two things. I'm not sober and the story might still get me in trouble.

    • @walmorcarvalho2512
      @walmorcarvalho2512 11 місяців тому +32

      Holy crap this is the stuff we'd find in comic strips and laugh about how insane it is. The corporate world is completely out of touch with anything

  • @YTDeepshock
    @YTDeepshock 10 місяців тому +374

    Dubai is a work of dark sociopolitical satire made frighteningly real.

  • @amanko1357
    @amanko1357 11 місяців тому +5859

    50% gender equality! how generous. Maybe one day we'll even strive for 100%.

    • @baronnuuke7821
      @baronnuuke7821 11 місяців тому +695

      What do you expect of the land of the 50% complete freedom

    • @Adam-326
      @Adam-326 11 місяців тому +53

      Even if there could’ve been, why should there be? Not every society has to mirror yours, you know.

    • @baronnuuke7821
      @baronnuuke7821 11 місяців тому +530

      @@Adam-326 Exactly, that's why they should accept they have a different culture and stop writing random western concepts in their websites. It would be so much better if they would build a modern Arabic city with Arabic architecture, domes and arcades. But for some reason they are stuck in this Disney World mall BS

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 11 місяців тому

      @@Adam-326 if "not mirroring" my society includes oppression of people, thats morally wrong

    • @Adam-326
      @Adam-326 11 місяців тому +21

      @@baronnuuke7821 Are you talking about the UAE? What they choose to do in their country is their own business. Besides, it works, so why change?

  • @julianhudson7811
    @julianhudson7811 11 місяців тому +1004

    Dubai is a literal goldmine of megaprojects for Adam to dunk on

    • @BardiXOfficial
      @BardiXOfficial 11 місяців тому +24

      Same with Saudi

    • @verttikoo2052
      @verttikoo2052 11 місяців тому +6

      Add Egypt

    • @Music-xp5wg
      @Music-xp5wg 11 місяців тому +13

      If Adam lived 5000 years ago. We wouldn't have the Pyramids today

    • @verttikoo2052
      @verttikoo2052 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Music-xp5wg 🤔😱

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 11 місяців тому +16

      ​​@@Music-xp5wgThe more I think about that, the better it seems 🤔

  • @urbanprojectz
    @urbanprojectz 10 місяців тому +78

    3:36 'If anything goes wrong, this rock will be our grave'. Said the 1000 staffery's who died during the project.

  • @smjaiteh
    @smjaiteh 11 місяців тому +336

    It’s like if Fyre Festival became an architectural trend.

    • @PowPowPeng1
      @PowPowPeng1 11 місяців тому +19

      Thats the power of toxic positivity for you

  • @ffiordhn
    @ffiordhn 11 місяців тому +224

    If I had a nickel for every insane unsustainable petrodollar gulf state vanity project you've showed on this channel, I'd probably have enough money to fund my own insane unsustainable petrodollar gulf state vanity project.

    • @vanguard9067
      @vanguard9067 11 місяців тому +3

      Lolololol. Best comment for this video! Thanks and have a Happy New Year!

  • @drecksaukerl
    @drecksaukerl 11 місяців тому +67

    1:28 Love the southern drawl/Hungarian accent hybrid

  • @glenmurie
    @glenmurie 11 місяців тому +382

    Im amazed the transport system wasn't described as using pods.

    • @PM-xu2nq
      @PM-xu2nq 11 місяців тому +25

      This just in; all transport powered by ultrafast Tesla LunarPods™️

    • @erg0centric
      @erg0centric 11 місяців тому +1

      Open the pod bay doors HAL

    • @worawatli8952
      @worawatli8952 11 місяців тому

      Moon shaped monocycle pod, with wheel wrapped around the moon pod.

    • @heliofaros1344
      @heliofaros1344 11 місяців тому

      No hovering? Shocking!

  • @papaquonis
    @papaquonis 11 місяців тому +55

    One the plus side, if you're staying in one of those windowless hotel rooms, you don't have to look out at Dubai.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 11 місяців тому +5

      I bet it will be cold inside, because all heat is going into gigant sphere of nothing.

  • @SashaIsNotAvailable
    @SashaIsNotAvailable 11 місяців тому +526

    The fact that plans like these are even seriously considered confirms that we are on the stupidest possible timeline

    • @sillykanji
      @sillykanji 11 місяців тому +8

      Money. :)

    • @Hudpix16
      @Hudpix16 11 місяців тому +12

      Saudi Arabia is giving them a run for their money

    • @Lyendith
      @Lyendith 10 місяців тому +36

      As does the fact that _this_ of all cities was chosen to host a world summit on how to stop destroying the planet. >.> It’s like holding a summit for democracy and freedom in North Korea.

    • @SashaIsNotAvailable
      @SashaIsNotAvailable 10 місяців тому +18

      @@Lyendith I would liken that particular move to the hosting of an AA meeting in the tasting room of a brewery or distillery. But yeah, stupidest possible timeline confirmed

    • @averiWonBTW
      @averiWonBTW 10 місяців тому +1

      wait until you hear about nasa

  • @languist
    @languist 11 місяців тому +612

    Dubai is like that one rich kid who doesn't know how money works long term...🤑

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 11 місяців тому +78

      Yes and he is desperatly trying to impress the other kids in class with how much money he has.

    • @stormgear896
      @stormgear896 11 місяців тому +17

      And all of that mindset reached through their adulthood.

    • @kacperdrabikowski5074
      @kacperdrabikowski5074 11 місяців тому +27

      Yes but no.
      Dubai got rich on oil. And for all their faults the sheiks are aware that they will at some point be unable to profit from it anymore. All those megaprojects and the hotel craze come from the attempts to branch into tourism industry as an alternative source of money when oil becomes unprofitable.
      At least that's the take I heard.

    • @EsoVieTH
      @EsoVieTH 11 місяців тому +30

      There is a sad but funny quote from a sheikh/prince that went something like: “My grandfather rode a camel, his grandkids drives a Ferrari and my grandkids will ride a camel”

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 11 місяців тому +26

      @@kacperdrabikowski5074 I heard that too but it's not sustainable. Imagine just the maintenance cost of all the stupid bullshit they build.

  • @Teleportcamera
    @Teleportcamera 11 місяців тому +405

    At this point it’s easier for Dubai to pay Adam $1 billion to stop destroying their reputation even further.

    • @soundscape26
      @soundscape26 11 місяців тому +26

      I mean, you are overestimating Adam's reach given Dubai's tourism is booming.

    • @vullings1968
      @vullings1968 11 місяців тому +35

      ​@@soundscape26It is still a novelty in a way. How many tourists will come back to a place that is known only for its extravagance, but has hardly any cultural feats?

    • @soundscape26
      @soundscape26 11 місяців тому +12

      @@vullings1968 Well, the Burj Al Arab opened in 1999, the Atlantis and the Dubai Mall in 2008 for instance, it's been a novelty for 20 odd years then.
      Still we shouldn't assume people only travel because of culture... in Dubai's case I think most people who decide to go there are more interested in resort-like holidays and yes, the extravagant attractions and constructions. Dubai is exactly what it says on the tin.

    • @protopigeon
      @protopigeon 11 місяців тому +4

      They need no help with destroying anything

    • @SystemBD
      @SystemBD 11 місяців тому +2

      And say "no" to rich people? At least, he would become one with the walkways he loves.... when he is thrown out the window from a nearby skyscraper.

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS 9 місяців тому +91

    Just more proof humanity has nothing to fear from AI because its going to be used by people already doing stupid things but 3% faster

  • @shawnbottom4769
    @shawnbottom4769 11 місяців тому +260

    I feel like Hyperloop is missing out on their prime market. Dubai would be all over that dumpster fire of a project.

    • @NoBug404
      @NoBug404 11 місяців тому +7

      Nah. The main thing about it being a low pressure tube is incomapible with burning oil. They wouldn't go for it.

    • @WaechterDerNacht
      @WaechterDerNacht 11 місяців тому +6

      Just use diesel generators to power the vacuum pumps...

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 11 місяців тому +8

      They tried selling the Hyperloop to Dubai.

    • @thvtsydneylyf3th077
      @thvtsydneylyf3th077 10 місяців тому +6

      Dubai needs to build a teleporter this year and place it in NEOM or the Line

  • @shawnstangeland3011
    @shawnstangeland3011 11 місяців тому +79

    What is hilarious is that if you walk out into the mountainous desert you would swear you were on mars. Spent a lot of time in the Saudi deserts. Completely alien and lifeless

    • @cylemons8099
      @cylemons8099 11 місяців тому +3

      In the western region right?

    • @shawnstangeland3011
      @shawnstangeland3011 11 місяців тому +3

      @@cylemons8099 around Riyadh and then west to Tabuk

  • @Jokoko2828
    @Jokoko2828 10 місяців тому +200

    I feel like this'll need far more than 5 billion to finish. This genuinely feels like someone playing Cities Skylines and thinking they can take their mad engineering projects into reality.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 10 місяців тому

      I mean it's clearly a scam. It's a money laundering project that will siphon off funds from investors who will then claim a tax write-off when it 'fails' and the elite will get a little richer. Just like that Line city, just like all modern art, just like a quarter of a trillion dollars sent to Ukraine that no one knows what happened to.

    • @mrchicken08
      @mrchicken08 10 місяців тому +13

      No, someone is playing money laundering…

  • @Jules-bd6jg
    @Jules-bd6jg 11 місяців тому +270

    NASA is gonna be so excited to hear someone figured out how to simulate a low gravity environment here on earth.

    • @Welcome2TheInternet
      @Welcome2TheInternet 11 місяців тому +7

      Why? NASA has neutral buoyancy facilities and also a sloped surface with bungees. They literally invented the shit.

    • @campfireeverything
      @campfireeverything 11 місяців тому +44

      Nepalese and Bangladeshi workers hold 5/6ths your weight up

    • @mechadeka
      @mechadeka 11 місяців тому +19

      @@Welcome2TheInternet "NASA invented swimming pools"

    • @asneakychicken322
      @asneakychicken322 11 місяців тому +11

      @@Welcome2TheInternet no I'm sure this boomer pitch literally envisioned low gravity, with tourists still being able to walk around, and not go for a swim. And the whole thing doesn't look like it's sloped.

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe 11 місяців тому +985

    Dubai truly is a land of envy. Envy of an actual functioning state, an actual economy, infrastructure, buildings and places to see.

    • @faheemabbas3965
      @faheemabbas3965 11 місяців тому +81

      🗣They try to buy respect but never earn it 🗣🔥

    • @morganspacey
      @morganspacey 11 місяців тому +6

      Yes...Everybody envies your kafala system 😆

    • @Darca1n
      @Darca1n 11 місяців тому +90

      @@morganspacey Did the joke fly over your head? The joke is that Dubai envies all those things, not that others are envious of Dubai allegedly having such.

    • @sn0_
      @sn0_ 11 місяців тому +47

      built on the backs of underpaid, horrid conditions and slave labour. fun

    • @morganspacey
      @morganspacey 11 місяців тому +1

      I´m not so sure that is a joke,the mentioning of buildings makes no sense,if it is a joke@@Darca1n

  • @XerShadowTail
    @XerShadowTail 11 місяців тому +62

    Billionaire hotel rooms that are modeled like actual jail cells will probably be the next big thing.

  • @thefisherking78
    @thefisherking78 11 місяців тому +2310

    Nobody dunks on tone-deaf wealth dystopias like Adam 😅

    • @B0Sajwah
      @B0Sajwah 11 місяців тому +12

      He's milking random projects while sharing half truths and misinformation. Adam's work is 4chan level effort while he dangles his quick editing style to attract your attention. And here you are paying a subscription to this dude for his f tier journalism effort.

    • @OutsiderLabs
      @OutsiderLabs 11 місяців тому +107

      ​@@B0SajwahYour name betrays your bias Dubai boi

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 11 місяців тому +1

      @@B0Sajwah Subscriptions to UA-cam channels don't cost money

    • @stevenhenry5267
      @stevenhenry5267 11 місяців тому +3

      Cry harder

    • @grimgrahamch.4157
      @grimgrahamch.4157 11 місяців тому

      I call this syndrome "West Envy". When a country tries to imitate the western world without actually improving themselves in all the correct ways to rival them. Other countries suffering from this include, but are not limited to, China, India, and any other developing nation that spends resources on mega projects rather than fixing foundational issues like clean drinking water and proper indoor plumbing.

  • @criticalevent
    @criticalevent 11 місяців тому +160

    The main take away from all these ridiculous projects should be that they are telling us they know exactly when the oil is going to run out, and it's soon.

    • @adamahmed366
      @adamahmed366 11 місяців тому +4

      if by soon you mean a few hundred years then yeah bro maybe soon

    • @criticalevent
      @criticalevent 11 місяців тому +38

      @@adamahmed366 Pay attention to where they are investing their money and not what they are telling you. Same country that's building a half trillion dollar trench for billionaires to live in has not spent a significant amount of money on their oil refineries in 10 years.

    • @jaredchn
      @jaredchn 11 місяців тому

      meds
      @@criticalevent

    • @placeholdername0000
      @placeholdername0000 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@@adamahmed366They're expecting a crash in oil prices within a few decades. The oil can still be sold, but it will mainly be as feedstock for chemicals and aviation fuel. Cars going electric, electricity and heating switching to renewable energy and nuclear (heck even the UAE got a nuclear power plant), and industry switching to other energy sources (the fact that electrolytic steel is on its way to market should indicate a few things about that) will lead to oil being needed for plastics, jets and a few other things. Aviation is sensitive to the fuel price and plastic can be replaced with metal, glass or alternative feedstocks. All of this means that oil prices will crash, due to a crash in demand.

    • @martylawson1638
      @martylawson1638 11 місяців тому +11

      More precisely, the oil money is going to run out. Still plenty of oil, but in more and more situations it'll be more expensive than options like solar.

  • @internetopinionhaver791
    @internetopinionhaver791 11 місяців тому +15

    This has a lot of "Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!" energy...

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 11 місяців тому +162

    You've got to love how they clearly haven't even decided how big this monstrosity is supposed to be. Each plan seems to contradict the last one

  • @wtf_usa5597
    @wtf_usa5597 11 місяців тому +85

    If they only treated their human workers as nicely as they claim to treat their animals. 😖

  • @maxcarter3413
    @maxcarter3413 10 місяців тому +34

    Brilliant explanation of how we got to this ideocracy. Scary yet calming since we see that it is doomed to die in a waste bucket...or probably the bit bucket recycle bin.

  • @equinoxomega3600
    @equinoxomega3600 11 місяців тому +64

    That moon-themed amusement park had me think of the second Futurama episode. For those who haven't seen it, the basic concept behind it is that once space travel is common place, the moon is so boring that without an amusement park there, nobody would want to go.

    • @Boltscrap
      @Boltscrap 11 місяців тому +1

      Of course, in real life, faster than light tech, or increasing speed of light don't seem like options, so travel to any other stellar body would be very slow. NASA says there and back journey to Mars would take 21 months, with three month wait time on Mars. A trip to moon would take a week.

    • @AshCosgrove
      @AshCosgrove 11 місяців тому +6

      "We're whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon!"

  • @4dragons632
    @4dragons632 11 місяців тому +69

    Thats actually so fascinating (and disturbing) to think that some miserable team of staff working for an insane billionaire were given a random brief to fill out, and they dug up a nearly 15 year old stupid project to make a powerpoint presentation out of it, and then because the insane billionaire has so much money it might actually be attempted.

    • @cucumberwhale
      @cucumberwhale 11 місяців тому +6

      Yeah I'm starting to think that concept design for oil royalty might be the best paying temporary art grift there is honestly. A single project to secure a retirement fund and it doesn't even have to look good!

  • @ricardoramirez9181
    @ricardoramirez9181 10 місяців тому +19

    Glad this video is back. Saw it back when it was posted then noticed later it got pulled (due to a copyright claim from Moon). All these megaprojects and never do I see ones on things that people actually need. So much wasted potential. A spotlight like this is definitely needed.

  • @youryoutubeyoda
    @youryoutubeyoda 11 місяців тому +59

    Man, Gulf Arab states are like literal sandbox anarchy servers where every shitty build idea comes to be real.

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 11 місяців тому +97

    "Moon Lagoon" is a pretty snappy name for a tourist spot, though. If you collected souvenir cutlery, you could get a Moon Lagoon Spoon. And if they became really popular, they'd be advertised with a little jingle, the Moon Lagoon Spoon Tune.

    • @swervypiglet
      @swervypiglet 11 місяців тому +15

      played on a Bassoon.

    • @heliofaros1344
      @heliofaros1344 11 місяців тому +16

      At noon!

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 11 місяців тому +6

      corporate of what the spoon is like: moon lagoon spoon cartoon

    • @swervypiglet
      @swervypiglet 10 місяців тому

      @@heliofaros1344 by a Racoon.

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 9 місяців тому

      ​@@heliofaros1344 And it's only available to buy in the summer. So it's a moon lagoon spoon bassoon tune at noon in June.

  • @deinemudda1049
    @deinemudda1049 10 місяців тому +41

    Dbai is like that one giant city you build in Minecraft years ago.

  • @johnl5350
    @johnl5350 11 місяців тому +103

    Are you saying the middle eastern dictators are basically the kid that wishes people into the cornfield? Best part is, that episode of twilight zone was always about tyrants with all the power, regardless of how stupid or cruel their desires were, everyone had to fulfill them or else "get sent to the cornfield."

    • @ViolentCabbage-ym7ko
      @ViolentCabbage-ym7ko 11 місяців тому

      The real tyrants are those in the West who steals African resources and wealth

    • @Jack-is-here
      @Jack-is-here 11 місяців тому +10

      I mean one of the biggest moments is when everyone sells out the one guy who could have stopped the kid, like only by their collective support is he really protected, and they are just too scared to say no

  • @mildlydispleased3221
    @mildlydispleased3221 11 місяців тому +67

    I'm glad the Mayor of London shut down the sphere project here, it would've been awful for people living nearby. Nothing says dystopia more than a giant, glowing spherical billboard outside of your bedroom window.

    • @Rumade
      @Rumade 11 місяців тому +7

      Yep, the regular giant billboards are bad enough. I hate seeing the massive ones that use a huge steel structure. Feels so wasteful

  • @Sstyraa
    @Sstyraa 10 місяців тому +44

    The Fallout soundtrack ties here the room together like a good rug.

  • @Timely-ud4rm
    @Timely-ud4rm 11 місяців тому +626

    Rather than allocating $5 billion to a project that could benefit people, foster advanced technologies, improve infrastructure, and develop better, more sustainable buildings and technology within them, not to mention investing in sustainable companies in Dubai, this dictator opts to construct an extravagant moon hotel. The idea seems like something straight out of a second-grader's imagination. Wow, as you can clearly tell, I'm absolutely 'thrilled' by this decision.

    • @MrEDK1985
      @MrEDK1985 11 місяців тому +10

      It’s all about the priorities.

    • @Dee-yj1im
      @Dee-yj1im 11 місяців тому +8

      Sometimes i feel like people on this channel never touched grass or actually lived in those countries.
      Healthcare in middle eastern countries are free , Dubai has pretty good transport system compared to most countries in the area.
      The environment there is hostile af ,there aren’t many sustainable technologies you can use there.
      The heat ends up frying alot of the equipment

    • @fuzzydude64
      @fuzzydude64 11 місяців тому +62

      ​@Dee-yj1im sounds like a good reason to put those immense budgets and resources towards something helpful instead of worthless mega projects that are doomed to fail.

    • @Dee-yj1im
      @Dee-yj1im 11 місяців тому +7

      @@fuzzydude64 are some of the mega projects doomed to fail? Sure , but others work, and various of those megaprojects end up being private sector backed and the companies end up flopping, its not mostly governmental.
      I only lived in UAE for couple of months but i do visit and i live in the Middle east.
      As far as i know UAE , Qatar and KSA do try to invest in those technologies.
      UAE for example has a space program , they also invested in cloud seeding and various programs.
      KSA is heavily investing into agriculture and what not, so did Qatar after the blockade.
      But the local environment doesn’t help , they try to invest but the problem here is that you actually need new scientific breakthrough to come up with technology that MIGHT work in the local climate.
      Obviously every country has its fair share of nepotism and etc… and those countries could have planned better.
      But given the mix of history, being newly independent countries , didn’t have much time to iron out the thousands of years of tribalism, island mentality etc…
      All in all what they are pulling off is not bad at all.
      As for megaprojects they can kind of be necessary for the local economy, for example china pumped alot of money into megaprojects that went nowhere.
      But they needed that so they can keep local companies and people employed.
      In the GCC its even more necessary since the economy is not as diverse, for example after Qatar’s big projects finished namely Fifa and everything related, the economy went downhill, alot of people lost their jobs and moved to KSA as well as local companies shutting down.

    • @ViolentCabbage-ym7ko
      @ViolentCabbage-ym7ko 11 місяців тому +16

      The same can be said for the US if they stop funding hundreds of billions of dollars to the military yearly

  • @Ar_Ator
    @Ar_Ator 11 місяців тому +65

    Somehow Dubai forgot that the most compelling thing about being on the moon is actually being on the moon

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 10 місяців тому +30

    Will this monstrosity be connected to an actual sewer system or are they gonna have the ''poop truck convoy'' again?

  • @drockjr
    @drockjr 11 місяців тому +114

    Dude, you officially found the gold mine of content ideas. Dubai has you covered

    • @contrapasta2454
      @contrapasta2454 11 місяців тому +14

      Maybe the real megaproject was the youtube channels making fun of it we met along the way.

    • @TheSavageFactual
      @TheSavageFactual 11 місяців тому

      Fr, This guy is nothing without misinformations of Arabs lmao

  • @ThatVeryLoudGirl
    @ThatVeryLoudGirl 11 місяців тому +48

    I love the idea of creating an indoor grey lunar desert to visit when surrounded by literal Earth desert you can visit there for free

  • @FirstMetalHamster
    @FirstMetalHamster 9 місяців тому +23

    "Overambitious failed theme park for the rich" - the country.

  • @britzilla1
    @britzilla1 11 місяців тому +48

    They probably, literally, contracted someone on Fiverr to do the graphics for this. I've been approached a couple times for these stupid projects, including a pod project where they wanted me to make 3D renders in two days for $40

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 11 місяців тому

      That’s so gross. Good on you for turning it down.

  • @kostispaterakis1018
    @kostispaterakis1018 11 місяців тому +46

    Gru was so passionate about shrinking the moon, it didn't even cross his mind to 'brand' it, smh.
    truly the zenith of contemporary entrepreneurial thought.

    • @BardiXOfficial
      @BardiXOfficial 11 місяців тому +5

      In the first movie it was revealed he stole the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower…. but the replicas from Vegas and not the actual things

  • @Bhasilic
    @Bhasilic 10 місяців тому +11

    10:04 the dude just saw the new building in Vegas called "the Sphere" and told every one he wanted one.

  • @ICircuit64
    @ICircuit64 11 місяців тому +42

    I really don't mind when dubai gets ripped off by scammers. The problem is that the involved labourers will probably suffer because of it.

  • @definitelypeacock
    @definitelypeacock 11 місяців тому +44

    Whats next? The richest in Dubai will have sharks in their pools that die after two weeks because they weren't even competent enough to have appropriate water for them?

    • @a64738
      @a64738 11 місяців тому +11

      Sharks..... with lasers ;)

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 11 місяців тому +8

      Don't give them ideas

    • @nicholashylton6857
      @nicholashylton6857 11 місяців тому

      ​@@a64738Beat me to it! 😂

  • @thekidfromiowa
    @thekidfromiowa 9 місяців тому +62

    Apparently, billions of dollars can't buy common sense.

  • @taun96
    @taun96 11 місяців тому +99

    As someone who was born and brought up in Dubai and lived there for 22 years, leave it to the Dubai government to just absolutely wing it when it comes to imagining and writing up blurbs for things that just are hollow shells and full of nothing.

  • @IndigoEuphonium
    @IndigoEuphonium 11 місяців тому +40

    Looking at the thumbnail made me think: "Please, don't tell me Dubai looked at the Las Vegas Sphere and decided they were gonna upstage it by building the Sphere 2"

    • @normanstevens4924
      @normanstevens4924 11 місяців тому +4

      Yes. It's just a load of balls.

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 11 місяців тому +4

      I think the Las Vegas sphere was stupid and wasteful too. How much electricity does it take to run that thing?

    • @danielcortez2499
      @danielcortez2499 11 місяців тому +2

      Fun fact: the Las Vegas sphere operationally lost $100 million in it's first fiscal quarter 🤷‍♂️🤣

    • @juisss
      @juisss 11 місяців тому

      It's not Dubai the author of the project

    • @shinygoldenpotion1587
      @shinygoldenpotion1587 11 місяців тому

      they gonna make biosphere 3

  • @aowen2471
    @aowen2471 10 місяців тому +11

    12 years ago is was called 'Dubai Pearl' ... has been a building site ever since. Google maps/earth has it as a sandpit but it does have unfinished buildings on it. It's a joke in Dubai that cranes appear and disappear on a regular basis but nothing seems to move forward.

  • @GolemRising
    @GolemRising 11 місяців тому +209

    I go back to something said in the earlier dubai videos whenever I see one of these new megaprojects (paraphrased):
    "They could have had anything. They could have made Dubai into a paradise of neo-persian architecture for the modern age. Instead they made a tasteless city in the middle of the desert that will be underwater in 50 years."
    Dictatorship is a disease, and money is a self destructive addiction.

    • @DamienDarkside
      @DamienDarkside 11 місяців тому +8

      Excess is a self-destructive addiction. IT doesn't have to be money, it can be power, sex, control, it really doesn't matter. It's the excess that gets addictive. Money just happens to be one of the major things that we all want, so we see that as the go-to.
      Even in human history with societies that traded in just resources, there were always one or two assholes who just couldn't get enough and needed MORE. More money, more food, more metal, more concubines, more slaves, more wood, more water, more followers, more worshippers, more salt, the list goes on.
      Excess is the self-destructive addiction.

    • @pixbytlaverne7457
      @pixbytlaverne7457 10 місяців тому +1

      Welcome to Monarchy 😊😊

    • @cylemons8099
      @cylemons8099 10 місяців тому

      Neo-*Persian* Architecture? My boy you have triggered a gang war over here

    • @BatCaveOz
      @BatCaveOz 10 місяців тому +1

      Legit question - Have you ever actually been to the UAE?

    • @GolemRising
      @GolemRising 10 місяців тому +2

      @@BatCaveOz Just once. Did not care for it.

  • @JS-pb6gb
    @JS-pb6gb 11 місяців тому +43

    5 billion to take a selfie and eat a cake with a moon background, definitely money well spent

  • @TURBOMIKEIFY
    @TURBOMIKEIFY 11 місяців тому +14

    The city layout looks like a beginner build (so mine) in Cities: Skylines. That industrial area was insane.

  • @nat9909
    @nat9909 11 місяців тому +24

    They should introduce a near total vacuum and subzero temperatures to the "moon" as a surprise feature of the experience. It would generate a lot of buzz.

  • @GanyuSimpingDegenerate
    @GanyuSimpingDegenerate 11 місяців тому +74

    Dubai is a work of art in the same way as 1984's worldbuilding

    • @keelo-byte
      @keelo-byte 11 місяців тому +5

      The moon will be refered to as "The ministry of sustainability and good taste".

  • @TheSepharious
    @TheSepharious 11 місяців тому +56

    As a southern American I found your impersonation of our people to be quite hilarious.

  • @JARV9701
    @JARV9701 11 місяців тому +46

    Billionaires and millionaires hardest challenge: Have an actual hobby. That and humanity.

  • @Otyrr
    @Otyrr 11 місяців тому +33

    Bethesda also has a hard time understanding why astronauts on the moon weren't bored. Guess Dubai and Bethesda have the same planning teams.

  • @Urankeksbaecker
    @Urankeksbaecker 10 місяців тому +6

    Gotta love the ever-present nostalgic AoE2 soundtrack at the end of the video. Please keep it that way.

  • @wtf_usa5597
    @wtf_usa5597 11 місяців тому +40

    Can't wait to hear this update! Just FYI, if you are in Dubai DON'T criticize any of their building projects. It can get you up to 10 years in jail!!

    • @BardiXOfficial
      @BardiXOfficial 11 місяців тому +8

      @DieterDuplak314and they’ll cover it with BS, yeah like MBS, he’s full of BS

    • @hanifarroisimukhlis5989
      @hanifarroisimukhlis5989 11 місяців тому +3

      Or you know, bone saw

    • @ITBEurgava
      @ITBEurgava 11 місяців тому +4

      I'm picturing a comedical picture of Adam keep preaching about Dubai's errors, in jail, and the inmates paying attention...

  • @christianwhalen9263
    @christianwhalen9263 11 місяців тому +16

    This is the kind of sh** I think of when people say things like “there’s always been poor people, and there always will be”
    Some people have more money than they will ever EVER be able to spend, and it’s not good for anyone

  • @Phatboy-rv2oz
    @Phatboy-rv2oz 9 місяців тому +13

    “MINIONS, WE ARE GOING TO STEAL THE MOON!!!”

  • @grieske
    @grieske 11 місяців тому +35

    Someone got the task of designing a building that is pure lunacy. Well played.

  • @rmgibsontx
    @rmgibsontx 11 місяців тому +62

    I love your Netscape throwback! Keep doing what you're doing, Adam - clarity is wonderful.

  • @solidv2
    @solidv2 11 місяців тому +6

    the age of empires OST at the end is always my favourite part

  • @briangarrow448
    @briangarrow448 11 місяців тому +44

    Dubai- proving that wealth doesn’t equate with good decision making!

  • @emilstnt3495
    @emilstnt3495 11 місяців тому +18

    imagine if someone decides to knock down some of the supports for the sphere and the moon somehow stays intact and it just rolls down and starts destroying stuff. this is literally some damn comic villain type plan. it would be funny i think

    • @asherroodcreel640
      @asherroodcreel640 11 місяців тому

      😂

    • @ataready8810
      @ataready8810 11 місяців тому +1

      they should build it exclusively for that purpose. It would be much better than whatever they're planning now.

  • @rrocky6220
    @rrocky6220 11 місяців тому +72

    Just... WOW. Very well written, Adam has a GREAT sense of humour while effectively communicating his cynisism and pointing out the lack of Intelligence over there. Great video!

  • @Legend-zo9bc
    @Legend-zo9bc 11 місяців тому +60

    The more I learn about Dubai, the more I see a dystopia.

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 11 місяців тому +4

      It's nowhere close to being that, people who never been or just stayed at a hotel for a few days may think so.

    • @asherroodcreel640
      @asherroodcreel640 11 місяців тому

      ​@@vertigo2894except for all the people who have been there and say exactly that also it's ran on litteral slavery

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 11 місяців тому +1

      At least there is no crime there.

    • @teofilo12345
      @teofilo12345 11 місяців тому +2

      @@abyssstrider2547 LMAO are you sure about that? hahahaha

    • @pigeon.and.pigeon
      @pigeon.and.pigeon 11 місяців тому

      ​@@abyssstrider2547 yes general is wearing clouths you just cant see it energy.

  • @hakzource8660
    @hakzource8660 11 місяців тому +91

    There’s a reason why architecture evolved the way it did for maximum space efficiency and comfort, and Dubai just decides to build the dumbest looking buildings ever

    • @theeeeeeleooo4685
      @theeeeeeleooo4685 10 місяців тому +3

      If this was built in London or LA, I bet you would have had a different opinion, one which is much more positive

    • @hakzource8660
      @hakzource8660 10 місяців тому +11

      @@theeeeeeleooo4685 no? Stupid architecture is stupid, no matter the place. This isn’t a race thing what??

    • @BatCaveOz
      @BatCaveOz 10 місяців тому +2

      Sure thing, buddy.
      Housing globally continues to increase in average size while supporting fewer occupants.
      The Pritzker Architecture Prize (and every other major award in architecture) don't mention "maximum space efficiency and comfort" in their criteria.

  • @JackoWacko.
    @JackoWacko. 11 місяців тому +2

    This is straight out of minecraft, looks like a megabase I’d plan when I was 10 and then never complete

    • @JackoWacko.
      @JackoWacko. 11 місяців тому

      In fact 7:30 looks like mumbo jumbo hermitcraft season 5? Base

  • @samszotkowski
    @samszotkowski 11 місяців тому +9

    6:40 "typical" on an engineering drawing means that all the other copies of that thing share the same dimensions, they don't mean "ordinary/plain" in the common sense