Pangeos Terayacht: An $8 Billion Engineering Disaster

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @AdamSomething
    @AdamSomething  9 місяців тому +642

    Download Opera for FREE and apply to be the next Tabfulness Guru: opr.as/Opera-Adam-Something-Tabfuness

    • @virginiansupremacy
      @virginiansupremacy 9 місяців тому +3

      No problem

    • @rebeccachambers4701
      @rebeccachambers4701 9 місяців тому +27

      It's also got a hole in it

    • @rebeccachambers4701
      @rebeccachambers4701 9 місяців тому +14

      I for one am all for it I'm calling it the Titanic 2.0 and let's stick as many of the wealthiest people as we can and politicians on it for its maiden voyage I heard it's indestructible I also heard it could plow right through ice no problem

    • @You-Know-Youre-Right
      @You-Know-Youre-Right 9 місяців тому +112

      nope sponsor blocked

    • @ABaumstumpf
      @ABaumstumpf 9 місяців тому +109

      So the "feature" of Opera is folding tabs... something Opera had a long time ago, firefox had with plugins for the longest time, and even Chrome now has natively....

  • @noobiesmurf
    @noobiesmurf 9 місяців тому +6893

    Traffic jams on an ocean vessel, truly revolutionary.

    • @Confucius_Says...
      @Confucius_Says... 9 місяців тому +225

      Heyyy, what's civilization WITHOUT the traffic?

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 9 місяців тому +257

      Hey, if you can't get drunk and drive your electric golf cart into the ocean, are you truly even alive?

    • @hanifarroisimukhlis5989
      @hanifarroisimukhlis5989 9 місяців тому +18

      Jammed traffic? Will it taste like gasoline and oil?

    • @KorbAgain
      @KorbAgain 9 місяців тому +5

      Oh, those pesky poor thinkers

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter 6 місяців тому

      @@hanifarroisimukhlis5989 depending on the preserve year, it may taste like either leaded or unleaded gasoline

  • @brasslion4176
    @brasslion4176 9 місяців тому +7348

    Also worth mentioning is the fact that on some of these renders you can see a couple of PRIVATE JETS parked on the upper ring of the structure. That'd be a hell of a feat, landing a jet plane on a moving structure, on a circular, oblong runway, dodging helicopters and avoiding the giant pit with people at the bottom.

    • @shooey-mcmoss
      @shooey-mcmoss 9 місяців тому +224

      also, funny God's Wind' plane goes brrr, because at that point it is sabotaugable as all hell

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 9 місяців тому +85

      physics definition of motion go brr (we will never have a stable reference point)

    • @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC
      @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC 9 місяців тому +228

      It's not a giant pit with people at the bottom.
      It's a giant pit with _60000_ people at the bottom.

    • @shooey-mcmoss
      @shooey-mcmoss 9 місяців тому +6

      @@normanmai7865 yes

    • @pipster1891
      @pipster1891 9 місяців тому +42

      "circular, oblong" - I think you mean 'oval'.

  • @liamhansen5061
    @liamhansen5061 9 місяців тому +2685

    As a sailor, Im having an aneurysm looking at this. Thing looks like it would snap in half the moment a wave hits it or instantly tilt back and sink from the weight at the aft. Even if it would float, it looks to be utterly impossible to control from the beam being higher than its length.

    • @arnoldrimmer4025
      @arnoldrimmer4025 9 місяців тому +159

      As soon as I saw it I thought those fins would snap as soon as it encountered a wave. They'd be lifting the entire weight of the rest of the vessel and i just don't see how that would be feasible.

    • @francisboyle1739
      @francisboyle1739 9 місяців тому +104

      @@arnoldrimmer4025 It would be like the Titanic but wouldn't even need an iceberg.

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 9 місяців тому +28

      This thing wouldn't snap in half, but the fins snapping off? Well, possible. But this really is dumb. Still, width to length isn't a control problem, as demonstrated by some old Russian Empire battleships... it's going to be really slow instead.

    • @Peter-iq9yy
      @Peter-iq9yy 9 місяців тому +119

      Yeah uh, it gets worse (navy officer here), she's supposed to be propelled by a load of electric motors which, fine, but the power source will just be 'in board', and she will have a top speed of 5 knots which, yknow, tides greater than 5 knots aren't exactly uncommon, like in basically any tide she will be reduced to like, maybe 3 knots, more likely 2.
      Any kind of serious sea state would fucking DESTROY her, oh and she doesn't appear to have a bridge???
      also how the FUCK does she get into port? Is she just going to replenish at sea?
      What if she needs to go in for repair or refit? Guess you're stuck

    • @Hallen13
      @Hallen13 9 місяців тому +131

      No, no, you don't understand. It's shaped like a turtle. Turtles swim just fine. The rest of the dominos will fall into place like a house of cards. Checkmate.

  • @bilboblib
    @bilboblib 7 місяців тому +862

    Boatbuilder here. Concrete boats are a real thing and work quite well. With enough displacement, anything can be used to make a boat. Plus, the advantage of making a boat out of concrete is that it gets stronger with age. The disadvantage is that repairs are difficult and are not done by most boatbuilders.
    I've sailed on two concrete sail boats, and they're great 👍

    • @bilboblib
      @bilboblib 7 місяців тому +285

      Don't get me wrong, I still think this structure is unrealistic and vulgar

    • @NineSun001
      @NineSun001 5 місяців тому +80

      Maybe on smaller frames it works. But this thing here is going to flex to hell and back. concrete is not known for its flexibility.

    • @MeredithDrennan
      @MeredithDrennan 5 місяців тому +37

      Yr concrete sailboat is a whole lot different than the monstrosity that is feature of this podcast!!!😂

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 4 місяці тому +74

      ​@NineSun001 Concrete obviously isn't the primary structural material.
      Obviously that would be Lego. Which fundamentally changes everything about the project.

    • @FoxMulder-FBI
      @FoxMulder-FBI 4 місяці тому +18

      @@NineSun001 Concrete barges were fairly common in WW2 (Type B ships)

  • @totalignition1259
    @totalignition1259 9 місяців тому +9500

    The way they intend to build a dry dock in the middle of the ocean sounds like they're trying to drain an ocean monument in Minecraft.

    • @slavsquatsuperstar
      @slavsquatsuperstar 9 місяців тому +658

      On the bright side, it’s probably hot enough in Saudi Arabia to dry sponges

    • @jacksongreen4107
      @jacksongreen4107 9 місяців тому +163

      I mean, that would explain the cranes.

    • @crystallxix1493
      @crystallxix1493 9 місяців тому +315

      Dunno why Adam is treating it like some impossible feat, all you need is some sand and sponges

    • @KirillTheBeast
      @KirillTheBeast 9 місяців тому +69

      I mean, the Saudis do have the sand they'd need to pull it off, right?

    • @kylewestbay9571
      @kylewestbay9571 9 місяців тому +43

      It’s what we do at a smaller scale for building bridges it might actually be possible for the cost of several Hoover Dams

  • @madsli
    @madsli 9 місяців тому +4492

    I can imagine a beached Terayacht serving as a compound for some warlord in a post-apocalyptic setting/story.

    • @thenutella8846
      @thenutella8846 9 місяців тому +141

      I would love that.

    • @fromaggio7654
      @fromaggio7654 9 місяців тому +114

      Waterworld?

    • @Dexodrill
      @Dexodrill 9 місяців тому +164

      Feels like something straight out of dead island 2, 7 days to die, dying light 2, etc lol, someone didn't get their DLC idea picked up so they thought "fk it let's pitch it as a real world idea and see how far I get"

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 9 місяців тому +78

      Would make for a fire multiplayer map for a BF2042 in an alternate reality where it didn't suck

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 9 місяців тому +82

      Ngl, if anyone is looking for inspirations for the levels of a doomsday scavenger sim game, going through Adam's backlog should give you all the ideas you need.

  • @bedelian
    @bedelian 9 місяців тому +4116

    It's always a good sign when me, someone who has spent 0 time thinking about naval engineering before this point, takes one look at those side flippers and goes "... wait."

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 9 місяців тому +599

      Yeah lol, you don't need to study physics and engineering for 5 years to understand that bits sticking out to the side equals drag, equals not going anywhere in a hurry.

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine 9 місяців тому +447

      @@generalrubbish9513 but if you *have* studied by which I mean you happen to remember leverage from high school, you'll see that they're structurally completely fucked and will not remain attached to the main body for long :D

    • @alinaqirizvi1441
      @alinaqirizvi1441 9 місяців тому +190

      ​@@emdivinethat's where the economy class is

    • @GraingyAircraft
      @GraingyAircraft 9 місяців тому +65

      What if they’re actually little boats that can detach like flying fists?

    • @agarlicsorbet6482
      @agarlicsorbet6482 9 місяців тому +125

      ​@@GraingyAircraft more structural weak points then. How do the main body and the fin remain reliably attached in an environment where waves are constantly trying to break the darned thing down?

  • @anythingwithandy7773
    @anythingwithandy7773 6 місяців тому +633

    Bro missed the 4 private jets and the 1 sailing yacht that somehow made it under a bridge that’s like 10ft above the water

    • @brosephbroman7564
      @brosephbroman7564 7 днів тому +2

      There's so much wrong you can't blame him for missing 3 of the 1000 mistakes lol

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 9 місяців тому +7170

    The terayacht is the equivalent of hiring a bunch of engineers and telling them to follow whatever plans your 7 year old son makes

    • @Markfr0mCanada
      @Markfr0mCanada 9 місяців тому +353

      Pretty on point through, since it is the target audience, ie dictators, who have the maturity of 7 year olds.

    • @orterves
      @orterves 9 місяців тому +95

      Homer-yacht

    • @PareshPatel-xc2vu
      @PareshPatel-xc2vu 9 місяців тому +114

      @@orterves Cyber Truck

    • @samplecode
      @samplecode 9 місяців тому +136

      No engineers were involved in this unless it was a drunken prank (which would be brave/stupid in Saudi Arabia).

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 9 місяців тому +36

      Wasn't this a Simpsons episode
      "A yacht made by a master of entertainment: a child!"

  • @sargon6000
    @sargon6000 9 місяців тому +2787

    I love how despite the fact that we've been building ships to be more and more hydrodynamic for centuries, suddenly someone though that "This ship should have the most drag in existence because it looks cool" is a good idea. I have a feeling the "yacht" would need nuclear propulsion just to gently move. Someone should tell the "engineers" who designed this that when sea turtles extend their flippers, it's to PUSH themselves in water, they don't cruise in that fixed position.

    • @christinae30
      @christinae30 9 місяців тому +33

      😅😂😂👏👏

    • @-z-9989
      @-z-9989 9 місяців тому +221

      Deffo not engineer that did this. Its architect or designer

    • @Theo-ev6yu
      @Theo-ev6yu 9 місяців тому +53

      The nuclear power would only let them get by with a refueling every 5-20 years.

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 9 місяців тому +30

      I mean, this is obviously supposed to be sold too boomers, so yes. Everything being in walking distance absolutely is not good enough

    • @electricheisenberg5723
      @electricheisenberg5723 9 місяців тому +62

      @@Theo-ev6yu nah you need to rocket propel it by repeatedly detonating castle bravo hydrogen bombs to get it to move at a hasty 13km/h

  • @RedmarKerkhof
    @RedmarKerkhof 9 місяців тому +879

    Back in art school, for our 3D modeling class, we had to design and present a concept for a floating city of the future when the sea level rises. Since the focus of the project was the design aspect, we were completely unbound by any sort of realism and this is exactly the kind of wild ideas people came up with.

    • @Neogeddon
      @Neogeddon 9 місяців тому +196

      Wouldn't be surprised if this is someone's student project being repurposed as a thinly-veiled NFT scam.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 9 місяців тому +32

      @@Neogeddona fool and their money and all that

    • @johnd6980
      @johnd6980 9 місяців тому +10

      For when the sea rises a couple centimeters

    • @REDARROW_A_Personal
      @REDARROW_A_Personal 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Neogeddon TBH with levels of Student Debt... I wouldn't be surprised that a former student is doing this to get some money to pay off the debt...
      Especially if dumb rich people fall for this it will only be fair for their money to pay of the debt and then some.
      After just delete the website and everything and disappear knowing for the rest of your life you will be student debt free, but looking over your shoulder for the FBI.

    • @jay-em
      @jay-em 9 місяців тому +33

      I think your art project somehow got fed into an AI and this is the result.

  • @supereststinger
    @supereststinger 6 місяців тому +90

    I took some architecture design classes a while back (thought I wanted to be an architect) and looking at this from an architectural standpoint is wild. Take this with a VERY HUGE grain of salt, but I want to take an analysis of this. Let me see here...
    1) The goal is to hold 60K people but they have full size houses instead of apartment-like buildings. Even with the size of the whole thing, you need to maximize space if you want that many people.
    2) The fins are poorly designed. Points like that can be a huge pain in the ass to design and build. What goes at the end of the points? Can it fit what is going to go there? It being dead space makes is pointless and a waste of money.
    3) You mentioned the yacht tipping over and water spilling from the pools. I'm no expert at all, but from what I understand it would take one hell of a wave to actually get it to move like that based on how cruise ships are designed. However, I'm not excusing the fact that is a possibility. Along with that, having pools that big and that close next to HOUSES on an OCEAN LIVING AREA sounds like a terrible idea and a lawsuit waiting to happen.
    4) Concrete. In the ocean. What could go wrong? Also, concrete is hella expensive. I got chewed out for having a spot on one of my buildings that was just a giant concrete dome. I don't think $8 billion would be able to cover all of that. Based on a simple google search, steel, aluminum, wood, and fiberglass are the best for making boats.
    5) The shape of the boat is to help with water tension and stuff right (I'm probably really wrong on that)? With the way the yacht is shaped, it looks like it would be very poor for moving across water. Having it stand still would be better.
    6) I'm not an expert on any of this, but I don't think it is safe to put the crew where it is. I may be wrong and I'll admit if I am, but that seems like a safety hazard.
    7) On the flippers, those walls do not seem high enough. Water will get inside, contaminate the pool water, and most likely cause water damage to houses.
    8) I'm pretty sure helipads have their own requirements for it to be up to code and all of that. Regardless of where this would be built, I believe all of the codes would be very similar to each other so none of those helipads are up to code.
    9) That dam is not happening. For multiple reasons that I'm sure don't need explaining.
    10) The shape of a sea turtle COULD work, but you have to considers functionality, whether or not its up to code, and all of that jazz. Whoever designed this prioritized design over everything else.
    11) They seemed to have never considered how the yacht would actually move. For a ship that big, you would need a whole section dedicated to just engines. In my eyes, that whole back section should just be an engine.
    12) Stuff like plants and trees would not work. I believe stuff like humidity and being around large amounts of salt water constantly would cause the plants and trees to die. This is not a greenhouse.
    That's about all I got for now. Again, I'm not expert on anything so take this with a whole container of salt, I'm just making inferences based on what I know. I will gladly say that I'm wrong if any of this is incorrect.

    • @LauraJdogmom
      @LauraJdogmom 6 місяців тому +15

      Trees and plants can work, at least on a limited scale. The "Central Park" areas on Royal Caribbean's Oasis and Icon class ships have real trees and plants, tended by professional staff. Some Celebrity ships have lawns.
      The problem with pools is that (1) water weighs a lot and (2) it sloshes. I saw pictures and video from an incident a couple of years ago, on one of Royal Caribbean's Oasis-class ships, where water from the pool sloshed over the deck and down into the Central Park area. Cruise ships will empty their pools if those in charge think there will be rough weather.
      I noticed that those tiny helipads had nowhere for passengers to get off safely, nor was there a way for them to get off the roofs. Maybe they could jump in the pools?

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 5 місяців тому +2

      True. Counterpoint, goon deck.

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark Місяць тому +1

      If something seems like a safety hazard, it probably is a safety hazard.

  • @Balfour.
    @Balfour. 9 місяців тому +6598

    From the creators of the waterproof sponge, the fireproof matches, the inflatable anchor, the pedal powered wheelchair and the silent alarm clock, we're proud to introduce the concrete cruise.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 9 місяців тому +200

      Splendid.

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 9 місяців тому +474

      Your comment reminded me of a British sitcom of the 1970s. The premise was about a guy who was a failure at everything. So, he tried to commit suicide, but failed. Then he got the idea to try to fail, fail at failing, and thereby succeed. It worked. He opened a store that sold the type of things you listed in your comment, along with rungless ladders.

    • @mr.voidout4739
      @mr.voidout4739 9 місяців тому +48

      My favorite comment of 2024 so far😆

    • @JohnSmith-oo7ig
      @JohnSmith-oo7ig 9 місяців тому +16

      Sounds like a spishak product.

    • @glaciarch6424
      @glaciarch6424 9 місяців тому +139

      Concrete cruise sounds like the kind of punishment mobsters would give people

  • @lemonemmi
    @lemonemmi 9 місяців тому +2636

    A floating doomsday bunker for the mega rich. One that has no way to power itself forward, is full of concrete and is prone to break apart when there are waves. We need this!

    • @LucasFernandez-fk8se
      @LucasFernandez-fk8se 9 місяців тому +288

      Titanic 2 is going to solve income inequality globally if they build this thing

    • @qstionblomens6138
      @qstionblomens6138 9 місяців тому +64

      We need it televised!

    • @christophedlauer1443
      @christophedlauer1443 9 місяців тому +156

      An aquatic doomsday bunker for the ultra rich? I like the idea, but:
      - We make it submersible for the whole "bunker" logic
      - The concrete is poured in after the ultra rich are inside, instantly submerging the construction forever.

    • @markturner7459
      @markturner7459 9 місяців тому +21

      It will no doubt be super-strong if made with Chinese bamboo rebar..

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 9 місяців тому +20

      To me the main thing is a lot of it is made out of concrete, the salt in the air is gonna fuck that shit up. Whoever's responsible for maintenance is either gonna a rich man or a troubled soul

  • @Movel0
    @Movel0 9 місяців тому +3593

    The fact this thing is designed in the shape of an endangered species is some ghoulish reference.

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 9 місяців тому +197

      While the building process (a big IF) might contribute to their extinction.

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 9 місяців тому +53

      @@fajaradi1223 not might. Already has. For thirty plus years.

    • @xhawkenx633
      @xhawkenx633 9 місяців тому +38

      ​@@InservioLetumthat doesn't makes sense, it isn't actually build...

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi 9 місяців тому +127

      Also the shape seems like...the least aquadynamic thing possible? I want some of whatever the people who designed it were smoking.

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 9 місяців тому +44

      @@iamjustkiwi Whatever they where smoking was so good, you don't need a wardrobe to head of to Narnia 🤣

  • @randomarcgunner4543
    @randomarcgunner4543 7 місяців тому +40

    I'm currently working on a dystopia set in the near future and now want to include this as some kind of hunger games capitol style HQ for the dystopia.

  • @Sashazur
    @Sashazur 9 місяців тому +1107

    I like how few if any of the apartments have a view of the ocean. Most of them just face other apartments.

    • @JindraAG
      @JindraAG 9 місяців тому +30

      I don't think so, the various constructed shells seem to block the ocean view.

    • @christopherfarrell9227
      @christopherfarrell9227 9 місяців тому +22

      Possibly upon launch or a storm they will have an unexpected view😂

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 9 місяців тому +17

      It's not about being on the ocean, it's about being on a yacht

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 9 місяців тому +14

      gotta get that suburb-feeling in the middle of the pacific ^^

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 9 місяців тому

      Possibly the only realistic thing on the beast - keep the weather out of the living spaces - because this thing is going to have HORRIBLE sea-keeping abilities, and waves are going to be riding up the exterior hull something fierce.

  • @Outpost-13-Hockey
    @Outpost-13-Hockey 9 місяців тому +1243

    As a guy who works on ships, I'm fascinated by what they think will happen to the bow wash and water flow with those weird shaped flipper wings where huge amounts of displaced water will collect. This is why most ships have bows shaped narrow that allow water flow to pass along the length of the hull and not create areas it'll just collect.

    • @willguggn2
      @willguggn2 9 місяців тому +227

      Wait, boats are boat-shaped for a reason? lol

    • @ObliviouslyGifted
      @ObliviouslyGifted 9 місяців тому

      EASY DUE FUSS!!😒
      MULTIPLE VERTICAL HULLS THAT THE REST IS BUILT OVER AND CONNECTED!!
      NOW THE BASE IS SHIPS MOVING IN TANDEM AND IN SYNC! WHILE THE TOP IS ALL CONNECTED AND ONE SOLID UNIT!!
      So all the water flows and there's no drag!

    • @thelastperfectman4139
      @thelastperfectman4139 9 місяців тому +101

      As a ship it certainly isn’t “ship shape” is it. Would be like piloting a cement factory.

    • @enomiellanidrac9137
      @enomiellanidrac9137 9 місяців тому +103

      Never mind weather, waves, or any kind of disturbances I'm not even sure there is a way to make this monstrosity structurally sound enough to not just collapse in still water.

    • @Sammy9262
      @Sammy9262 9 місяців тому +50

      Just use the Fiat 500 to push the water aside, I'm sure this will work just fine!

  • @nrgspike
    @nrgspike 9 місяців тому +1253

    I also love how all the premium private villas are arranged deep within the structure, so not only do you not get the benefit of having a view - you get to be overlooked by all the -peasants- "guests" in their little inward facing cabins.

    • @Meritania
      @Meritania 9 місяців тому +106

      Perfect for influencers to live their Truman Show-esque fantasies though.

    • @Lethgar_Smith
      @Lethgar_Smith 9 місяців тому +73

      Like a lot large architectural structures that get designed it's all about the wow factor of the preview. Looking at scale models from a top down perspective does not give a viewer any idea of what the actual experience will look like to a person standing in it, on it, or in front of it.
      I see it all the time when I approach some odd building that doesn't seem to make any sense. Then I'll realize what went wrong. "Oh, I get it. It looked really cool as a model"

    • @4saken404
      @4saken404 9 місяців тому +55

      It's also a weird flex to spend all that money to be on the ocean but not really have a view of the ocean.

    • @GraniteInTheFace
      @GraniteInTheFace 9 місяців тому +42

      Plot twist. The inner structure transforms into an arena where the poor will watch the rich fight to the death.

    • @Mr_Waffle.
      @Mr_Waffle. 9 місяців тому +21

      @@GraniteInTheFaceThat would legit make for an awesome dystopian TV show/movie. Rich people sail their giant turtle ship into international waters, and then they watch a battle royale taking place in the centre arena

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan 2 місяці тому +11

    The first thing that broke me on my second watch of this video was the helipad right next to the one, *singular* tennis court. Imagine, you reserved that thing a week in advance because there's only ONE and then a helicopter comes down while you're playing and yeets the ball away into the nearby house. XD

  • @Cherry_Accelerationism
    @Cherry_Accelerationism 9 місяців тому +3237

    They should instead build a turtle shaped affordable housing complex

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 9 місяців тому +24

      Makes me wonder if Adam knows 'Permaculture'

    • @XH13
      @XH13 9 місяців тому +89

      Or a 12000 km diameter turtle shaped spaceship, on which you can house giant space elephants

    • @no_name4796
      @no_name4796 9 місяців тому +121

      What next? All public spaces inside of it and around it be banned of cars, and with lots of green and with good bike path outside of it?
      What next? Good and frequent public transit, trams included?
      What next? Affordable housing?
      Such crazyness. Luckily we live in a world were everything is just a space for cars! Imagine BIKING to work. /s

    • @klaus.sfc01official30
      @klaus.sfc01official30 9 місяців тому +34

      "Helping the poor what do you think we are? Commoners!? We didn't work our ass off to help others"
      There seems to be an error the lie filter wasn't on.

    • @kalebrosenberg8294
      @kalebrosenberg8294 9 місяців тому +4

      on land

  • @MikeGaruccio
    @MikeGaruccio 9 місяців тому +845

    The 60k figure gets even more fun when you realize that Kowloon apparently had a population density of something like 45k per square km, which would put this at something like 3x higher density. Except with swimming pools and roads everywhere.

    • @EmissaryofWind
      @EmissaryofWind 9 місяців тому +52

      The ship's entire interior is just a capsule hotel.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 9 місяців тому +93

      @@EmissaryofWind From what little was shown, the entire 'lower decks' (where the people who do all the actual work 'live'), are exactly that, which might be where the 60k comes from - 500 elites and 59.5k boxed-serfs to serve them: probably hot-bedding in 3 shifts with 16-hour work days (mostly rowing-duty) between.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 9 місяців тому +43

      Wikipedia says it had 1.9 million people per square kilometer in 1990. 45.000 was closer to the total population.
      However, 60K people in this turtle, which seems to be about 0,2 km2 at most, is still over 15 times as densily populated as Monaco. And that is not a city known for having a lot of space.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 9 місяців тому +21

      @@vikiai4241 "mostly rowing-duty" is hilarious, lmao. Good job.

    • @bartudundar3193
      @bartudundar3193 9 місяців тому +23

      A slum for the ultra-rich sounds hilarious.

  • @karachaffee3343
    @karachaffee3343 9 місяців тому +439

    The wide front flippers should hinge and actually flap back and forth to propel the ship . It should have a big beak like a snapping turtle to bite holes in passing oil tankers and lap up fuel as needed.

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage 9 місяців тому +67

      Thats just Mortal Engines but even more implausible

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 9 місяців тому +6

      I'm afraid you do not fully understand the sheer mass of that volume of water. We literally have no material strong enough to pull that off.

    • @mrsuspicious1743
      @mrsuspicious1743 9 місяців тому +11

      @@InservioLetumI know, right? Where’s the doom laser and attached tower for Doctor Testudines to cackle about how he’ll Show Them All, They All Called Him Crazy, Well Who’s Crazy Now?!?! Very slipshod design, honestly

    • @swearimnotarobot3746
      @swearimnotarobot3746 9 місяців тому +21

      @@InservioLetumdon’t worry, they’ll built it out of futurium, a metal from the future capable of breaking the laws of physics.

    • @Confucius_Says...
      @Confucius_Says... 9 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @SavageMonkeyJizz
    @SavageMonkeyJizz 6 місяців тому +62

    I'm an engineer by trade (20 year career), my son however is not. He's just seen me watching this in passing and said "that's just wishful thinking" hmm. Well said young man.

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 6 місяців тому +11

      These videos are comedy gold for anyone with a basic understanding of engineering ... or physics ... or reality. 😂😂😂

  • @jmlkinc
    @jmlkinc 9 місяців тому +1109

    The Lego Cranes are a next level fuck up. Holy.

    • @HALLish-jl5mo
      @HALLish-jl5mo 9 місяців тому +40

      It's not Lego.
      It's a toy, but not Lego.

    • @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC
      @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC 9 місяців тому +60

      It's not like there was actual intent to create any physical thing. The concept is merely a token in a con game, so the accuracy of the concept _art_ is meaningless.

    • @adrianhenle
      @adrianhenle 9 місяців тому +61

      @@PSUQDPICHQIEIWCnow that you mention it... I wonder if the mistakes are left there intentionally? Scammers purposely leave grammar and spelling errors in their emails so that they only get responses from easily confused people. If I were running a grift like this, I probably wouldn't want anyone with half a shred of common sense to get interested and start asking questions.

    • @augustortiz
      @augustortiz 9 місяців тому +10

      I almost died when Adam pulled up the image of Lego boxes

    • @FHT1883
      @FHT1883 9 місяців тому +6

      not even Lego lmfao

  • @Samu-r2f
    @Samu-r2f 9 місяців тому +1111

    U know its gonna fail when it looks like as if its designed in Minecraft and violates several laws of physics

    • @atherisGAY
      @atherisGAY 9 місяців тому +57

      With the exception that people enjoy looking at minecraft designs because they're creative fun and not dystopian as shit

    • @TheYrthenarc
      @TheYrthenarc 9 місяців тому +20

      This was never about building the ship, it's just a grift selling the NFTs.

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 9 місяців тому +11

      They even did the "Remove water from a section of the ocean" thing!!! Are they gonna get rid of the water with falling sand?!?!?

    • @Eyezick-l5z
      @Eyezick-l5z 4 місяці тому

      Love that violating the laws of physics is the second part here lol

  • @sethbrokmeier3744
    @sethbrokmeier3744 9 місяців тому +477

    I love how the water in the middle was clearly meant to be a port- it's colored different, there are yachts, heck you can SEE where it connects to the ocean. Then someone asked "what happens to all the boats and even the dock itself when the turtle starts to move?" and they went "no, no, it is pool!"

    • @AnarexicSumo
      @AnarexicSumo 9 місяців тому +41

      Well considering the rest of the engineering challenges here it would be pretty easy to just close it off for transport and have it stay full of sea water

    • @jrjubach
      @jrjubach 9 місяців тому +9

      Oh you’re right! There’s a channel leading to the back where you’d presumably pilot a boat through to reach the inside “port.” That wouldn’t work at all!

    • @xhappybunnyx
      @xhappybunnyx 9 місяців тому +24

      Can you *imagine* the load on the fenders as the 'stationary' boat constantly grinds up against a moving mega tortoise

    • @AnarexicSumo
      @AnarexicSumo 9 місяців тому +2

      @xhappybunnyx Completely negligible if acceleration stays low. We already do this daily when inspection and pilot boats need to bow up to large cargo vessels to put people up the Jacob's ladder. In fact IRL it's much worse because a pilot/CG boat needs to keep constant acceleration into the fender smashed against the hull to maintain control of the boat and Coxswains do this daily with only 6-12 months of training.

    • @AnarexicSumo
      @AnarexicSumo 9 місяців тому

      @jrjubach Almost all large Coast Guard boats have openable stern for launch of smaller craft and many Navy boats even have areas that flood with sea water for low observation disembarkation. We already do this to a smaller scale literally daily.

  • @youprettywow
    @youprettywow 5 місяців тому +9

    This would be a fun VR world to visit. I feel like these people coming up with these crazy mega projects would make really cool VR environments.

    • @samiamrg7
      @samiamrg7 5 місяців тому +1

      If only they had any actual creativity or drive to create something instead of trying to grab money from gullible investors.

  • @snoopsq.527
    @snoopsq.527 9 місяців тому +390

    The way the animations show this thing actually floating and cutting wakes into the sea as it sails is like the uncanny valley but for physics.

    • @diskgrinder
      @diskgrinder 9 місяців тому +58

      The uncanoe valley

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen 9 місяців тому +12

      I imagine a little submarine carrying it around like the hippo from Fantasia

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah

  • @eiscreme3116
    @eiscreme3116 9 місяців тому +1306

    This literally feels like something somebody would build in Minecraft

    • @weilandloveland
      @weilandloveland 8 місяців тому +19

      RIGHT?!

    • @BrainboxccGames
      @BrainboxccGames 8 місяців тому +33

      shh!!! you've discovered the secret of how they'll build this! don't tell everyone or they'll all want one 😂

    • @Kellbell00
      @Kellbell00 8 місяців тому +36

      It would be more structurally sound than whatever these geniuses came up with 😂

    • @abrandenburg10
      @abrandenburg10 8 місяців тому +21

      I find this insulting as I definitely used more thought when playing in creative mode when I was 12 than this

    • @Gargantium
      @Gargantium 8 місяців тому +2

      I remember Nerdcubed doing something similar to this like a decade ago

  • @Doom_Slayer_919
    @Doom_Slayer_919 9 місяців тому +1232

    This looks like the villan's final hideout in a JRPG

    • @EmiL_from_NieR
      @EmiL_from_NieR 9 місяців тому +32

      I literally looked at this and thought it was from a Tales game 🤣

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 9 місяців тому +25

      It does vaguely resemble the flying fortress/airship (?) in Crono Trigger.

    • @ZgermanGuy.
      @ZgermanGuy. 9 місяців тому +37

      Nah It needs to be a more evil animal
      Like a shark
      But It could Be the starting Zone were your peacefull Village Is located

    • @Kaiji...
      @Kaiji... 9 місяців тому +19

      This is literally just the ship that’s going to the Dark Continent in the HxH manga

    • @jaimestark3019
      @jaimestark3019 9 місяців тому +10

      Pretty sure this was the 2nd to last dungeon in Persona 5 lol

  • @leeordicker4369
    @leeordicker4369 6 місяців тому +22

    I love how one of the renders appears to have actual jet aircraft parked on the roof

  • @alexeyeliseev6322
    @alexeyeliseev6322 9 місяців тому +1222

    I KNEW something was missing while watching this, like one important piece of the puzzle.
    Then this project went "Hey, also buy our NFTs!" and it all came together.

    • @tvctaswegia497
      @tvctaswegia497 9 місяців тому +137

      Yeah this is just another crypto scam. Generate hype, pump up the coin, rugpull. They might have invested a thousand in design and rendering in the hope of scamming a million.

    • @michaell8269
      @michaell8269 9 місяців тому +87

      This thing’s got crypto, NFTs, and metaverse all in one. It’s like a 2022 buzzword bingo.

    • @anomalyldn
      @anomalyldn 9 місяців тому +7

      The Way they make HUGE promises you'd think this project was being run/organised by 'Billie Mcfarlane' [the guy who did "Fyre Festival" and is trying again after getting out of prison for the first one]

    • @tvctaswegia497
      @tvctaswegia497 9 місяців тому +1

      Just replying with update. I don't know much but OpenSea is listing Pangeos transactions much lower volume (1/15th) and down from 0.034 ETH to ~0.01 ETH.

    • @tvctaswegia497
      @tvctaswegia497 6 місяців тому

      Quick update: Sales dropped to almost zero and valued at less than 0.005 ETH (no takers for months.) WhoCouldveSeenThatComing.gif

  • @javierpatag3609
    @javierpatag3609 9 місяців тому +834

    Makes me think of Dubai's man-made islands. Majority of which they haven't completed, much less used. And the ones that are used and occupied have no sewage lines and have to be serviced by daily traffic jam amounts of septic tanks on wheels. Which ultimately don't have enough facilities to dump the sewage in, so they end up dumping the stuff in the sea and other places not meant for dumping waste.
    If the mega rich can't get that to work, the mega rich who came up with this idea are completely out of their minds.

    • @DoctorDerpman
      @DoctorDerpman 9 місяців тому +132

      These mega rich projects always make me laugh. They _always_ ignore the fact that they'll need workers who provide services for the rich who live there. With the amount of services they always claim they'll offer, they'd need to have more housing for the workers than the wealthy residents they're marketing to.
      I'm pretty sure the dude making min wage serving starbucks ain't gonna have the capital work _and_ live on a luxury yacht. 😂

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 9 місяців тому +53

      This is a misconception actually, they did finish most of them, and then no one wanted to buy like half of 'em, so don't worry dude, they spent all the money to dredge millions of tons of sand and then didn't get squat for it

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 9 місяців тому

      If they are mega rich, then the mega rich should have no problem doing all the physical manual labor themselves, since people are supposed to earn all their wealth through hard work.@@DoctorDerpman

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 9 місяців тому

      Then those megarich need to be forced to factor in the housing for ALL workers needed to build and maintain their megaprojects.@@DoctorDerpman

    • @javierpatag3609
      @javierpatag3609 8 місяців тому +15

      @Sugar_Fatale LMAO. That's a good point. You made me look it up to check.
      *YES,* there are reports that the islands do _stink._ 😆

  • @dustybikes86
    @dustybikes86 9 місяців тому +404

    the difference between the Icon of the seas and this is stunning, on one end you have the most talented designers and engineers backed by decades of real experience and on the other you have someone's nephew who just learned blender.

    • @oneoranota
      @oneoranota 9 місяців тому +7

      Yet Icon of the Sea is still an abomination that I wouldn't want to be caught dying on when it will hit an iceberg at full speed.

    • @bigguy4u989
      @bigguy4u989 9 місяців тому +5

      @@oneoranotaicon of the seas looks like a water park threw up on an apartment complex

    • @jhonsilveralpha
      @jhonsilveralpha 9 місяців тому

      ​@@oneoranotafun fact current civilan ships hull are made of a sort of resin id love to test how reliable it is compared to steel (testing steel thickness lf something like the titanic up to the hull thickness of the kms Bismarck that kinda went left unscratched by the british torpedoes at the point the german had to put the ship down bellow by themselves)

  • @faenethlorhalien
    @faenethlorhalien 7 місяців тому +19

    One bad typhoon, and down Davy Jones' locker it goes. Absolutely moronic.

  • @tde1964
    @tde1964 7 місяців тому +375

    I made a calculation. The 60’000 guests are divided into three categories: 500 super rich people (SRP), 5’000 crew to operate the… thing and serve the SRP, and 54’500 rowers to move the whole stuff at the whooping speed of 1 knot downwind. The food stores should be sufficient for an autonomy of 2,5 days, which is amply enough to get out of the terayard and back, if wind and currents allow it.

    • @kyx5631
      @kyx5631 5 місяців тому +34

      Didn't you see? They also grow plants on the thing. Those are Teraplants (trademarkdonotsteal) and grow into edible maturity in 6 hours.

    • @tde1964
      @tde1964 5 місяців тому +19

      @@kyx5631 Right! And these plants make great sails, not to mention that the digestion byproducts make a fantastic fuel! The designers are working on a system to hook collector pipes to the lower back of the guests to avoid gas losses!

    • @kyx5631
      @kyx5631 5 місяців тому +7

      @@tde1964 now you're getting it

  • @zh84
    @zh84 9 місяців тому +1019

    To quote the physicist Wolfgang Pauli, "This is not right. This is not even wrong."

    • @Confucius_Says...
      @Confucius_Says... 9 місяців тому +17

      Ganzfalsch

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 9 місяців тому +1

      Pretty sure it's intentionally shitty on so many levels to sort out investors too intelligent to get scammed. It's the techbro startup equivalent of the Nigerian prince scam mails.

    • @ajpoopfucker
      @ajpoopfucker 9 місяців тому +5

      I love Pauli omg I'd never think hed be mentioned in a adam something UA-cam comment

    • @974724
      @974724 9 місяців тому +8

      That's a brilliant quote

  • @jeremyowen1
    @jeremyowen1 9 місяців тому +420

    THEY EVEN HAD AIRPLANES ON THE ROOF!
    It's like you got the grade 6 class to come together and build a cool boat.

    • @Sembazuru
      @Sembazuru 9 місяців тому +21

      I was wondering if someone else caught that. Would love to see how the designers intended them to takeoff and land...

    • @cyboot214
      @cyboot214 9 місяців тому +24

      YES !! I'm unreasonably sad he didn't mention the private jets parked on the round driveway with no straight lines long enough to land ^^

    • @ZgermanGuy.
      @ZgermanGuy. 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@cyboot214GTA taught me i can Just Crash Land my plane Its fine

    • @markdotinc8371
      @markdotinc8371 9 місяців тому +16

      Gulfstream will invent a VTOL private passenger jet!
      *Gulfstream is not currently involved in this project

    • @ta4ai
      @ta4ai 9 місяців тому +2

      Yep. 10:10 I was hoping I didn't imagine it!

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP 4 місяці тому +6

    Only thing that comes to mind when looking at the design is "Holly drag Batman".
    Modern cruise ships are already fuel sucking hogs with just how much diesel they consume every single second, now imagine making that ship 7 times wider, which would increase the drag from the water exponentially.

  • @greyfells2829
    @greyfells2829 8 місяців тому +1613

    Projects that are never leaving the optimistic computer render stage are the BEST

    • @Error_-qz2zr
      @Error_-qz2zr 8 місяців тому +43

      people actually buy this, its a classic crypto scam

    • @JustaGhostDragoon
      @JustaGhostDragoon 7 місяців тому +10

      let's be real no one is going to build this unless they have more money then sense and even if they did it will be a floating train wreck ..

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 7 місяців тому +15

      ​@@JustaGhostDragoon _"more money than sense"_
      So, practically *every* rich person ever?

    • @RutakoVon
      @RutakoVon 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@JustaGhostDragoon This is good, we should drain their pockets with elaborate scams, take advantage of their own ego.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 6 місяців тому +2

      I read this entire sentence in Pitch Meeting's voice before realizing it didn't end with TIGHT 😂

  • @daftHour
    @daftHour 9 місяців тому +765

    Having one of the biggest 'Fuck you' to wildlife shaped like a turtle is quite the statement indeed.

    • @shmehfleh3115
      @shmehfleh3115 9 місяців тому +34

      Reminds me of all those housing developments named after the species of wildlife they displaced.

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 9 місяців тому +14

      As a Captain Planet villain I have to agree, a really great touch!

    • @Gamblegork
      @Gamblegork 2 місяці тому +1

      Displace the turtles, and flex on them with a turtle based ship, villain behavior

  • @joesmith942
    @joesmith942 9 місяців тому +742

    There's a lot of naysayers complaining about the drag from the flippers. Here's an easy answer. Articulate them so they could help paddle the vessel. Yeah, it might impact the quality of life for those living in the flipper villas, but it might be fun too. For power, you could use the 60,000 guests in some sort of Roman galley arrangement with lego gears and stuff.

    • @Mag_ladroth
      @Mag_ladroth 9 місяців тому +62

      I thought you would say this design would be feasible but that last line got a crack out of me

    • @samuela-aegisdottir
      @samuela-aegisdottir 9 місяців тому +3

      🤣

    • @benhoward2619
      @benhoward2619 9 місяців тому +38

      “Ramming speed!”

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 9 місяців тому +52

      So that's where the 60k figures come from.
      500 inhabitants, 10000 private sla- serfs, 45500 oarsmen (and women and children too, because job equality).
      Nothing screams "leisurely future" than manual labor.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 9 місяців тому +21

      I call dibs on being the drum-guy, that gets the oarsmen to maintain rhythm.

  • @thatskeletordude5271
    @thatskeletordude5271 6 місяців тому +57

    I wish this project comes true.
    Imagine the first day of this thing sailing with all the elite and then getting chomped up by a giant ancient apex predator because it looked like prey.

    • @AM-sj5vr
      @AM-sj5vr 3 місяці тому +2

      Fr bet the bloop would eat this

    • @ZKP314
      @ZKP314 2 місяці тому +2

      So…the Falkland Islands turned out to be the spines of a giant-ass kaiju.

    • @ivanbekker7939
      @ivanbekker7939 Місяць тому +3

      When it gets close to Scotland, Nessie will take a bite out of it
      When it gets near Japan, Godzilla will do a German suplex with it
      When it's in open waters in the Pacific Ocean, Leviathan chases it
      When it gets near Bermuda Triangle, the Kraken sinks it

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 Місяць тому +1

      @@thatskeletordude5271 MAKE THIS A MOVIE, NOW!

    • @шарнирус
      @шарнирус 12 днів тому

      @@ivanbekker7939 Will it even get get out of the Terayard?

  • @michaelyenoh8898
    @michaelyenoh8898 9 місяців тому +985

    That thing would be an insanely cool location for some scifi post apocalypse game. No need to be physically possible when you can just handwave it and say "nanobots"

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 9 місяців тому +60

      Bethesda's Brink is actually set in a floating city some untold years after some kind of apocalypse on the mainland.

    • @ennayanne
      @ennayanne 9 місяців тому +7

      the fins would be too implausible a design

    • @pancakes8670
      @pancakes8670 9 місяців тому

      A Fictional setting would allow leeway and you could make up some Sci-fi or Magic bullshit to handwave away some of the impossible structural integrity. Plus, it'd be a neat way to demonstrate the stupidity/arrogance of a ruling class in the setting.

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 9 місяців тому +18

      It's already an IRL apocalypse escape room. It's called Sealand.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 9 місяців тому +27

      Nanomachines, son.

  • @НиколайКошмар-ь7б
    @НиколайКошмар-ь7б 9 місяців тому +871

    The inside of the turtle looks like if Venice was made out of American suburbs

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 9 місяців тому +36

      Or the Lego version anyway.

    • @errantwinds-up8uu
      @errantwinds-up8uu 9 місяців тому +10

      Somehow this made me laugh so hard because I can see it....

    • @williambrent9330
      @williambrent9330 9 місяців тому +5

      The city of Cape Coral in Florida also has "Venice, but American Suburbs"

    • @Miles26545
      @Miles26545 9 місяців тому +2

      That’s just Florida or New Orleans

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 9 місяців тому +3

      Ah, there it is, my Dystopian Mental Image Of The Day.

  • @jugel4533
    @jugel4533 9 місяців тому +811

    10:11 you forgot to talk about the privates jets on the roof without any runway, truly a perfect idea

    • @evilbob840
      @evilbob840 9 місяців тому +32

      I spotted them too, I did a "did I just see...?" and rewound a bit to make sure.

    • @Yostuba
      @Yostuba 9 місяців тому

      You dont need those look at aircraft carriers duh they only need a few meters to land/go off. UGH POOR PEOPLE LOGIC GROSS BAWWW YOU CANT DO X THATS STUPID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT WHEN THE WORLD GIVES YOU LEMONS.

    • @OutrageousOnPurpose
      @OutrageousOnPurpose 9 місяців тому +10

      omg, somehow that was the last straw for me and now im laughing my arse off

    • @sutirk
      @sutirk 9 місяців тому +27

      The pilot's must be drift landing certified

    • @Favar1
      @Favar1 9 місяців тому +5

      My man, youre just a sceptic. the playes would obviously drift to gain speed. The first curved runway.

  • @slaughterchainsaw
    @slaughterchainsaw 6 місяців тому +11

    If this is really a ultra rich "doomsday plan" (and not just a scam/money laundering) how do the guests plan to stop the crew from throwing them into the sea before taking everything for themselves?

  • @hherpdderp
    @hherpdderp 9 місяців тому +1549

    "Cruise industry is imploding because all our customers are dying of old age"
    "We should build a bigger boat"

    • @kenon6968
      @kenon6968 9 місяців тому +47

      The cruise industry is actual going through a bit of a boom right now, but whatever

    • @Elvalley
      @Elvalley 9 місяців тому +156

      @@kenon6968not that it matters though, this project clearly weasn't thought by the cruise industry. Probably not even *for* the cruise industry, it reeks of NFT scam.

    • @kansascityshuffle8526
      @kansascityshuffle8526 9 місяців тому +24

      This thing is going to end up running aground in the sea turtles’ hatching grounds.

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 9 місяців тому +6

      ​​@@kenon6968The cruise industry is a threat to the "15 minute.. cities.. for poor people to be confined in", crowd.
      Hence the attacks on that industry.
      They don't like regular people getting to travel.

    • @MixerRenegade95
      @MixerRenegade95 9 місяців тому +39

      @@matthewmosier8439I take it that You're chain yanking?

  • @ericmoll1530
    @ericmoll1530 9 місяців тому +412

    I feel like those flippers are one rough storm away from shearing clean off the side. With that in mind, I commend the Pangeos team for wanting to build a high end floating deathtrap for the ultra-rich, well played and I wish you the best of luck.

    • @SkySong6161
      @SkySong6161 9 місяців тому +51

      IKR. I saw this thing and went, "ohhhh, someone's trying to capitalize on the rich not learning anything from the Titan incident."
      This thing is either a mousetrap for the rich, or someone's fraud scheme.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 9 місяців тому +22

      >high end floating deathtrap for the ultra-rich
      Based. I approve.

    • @zachariusd6473
      @zachariusd6473 9 місяців тому +12

      I have an idea: We should name it the Titanic Turtle

    • @hanspeter8011
      @hanspeter8011 9 місяців тому +6

      @@zachariusd6473it literally is a titanic turtle lmao!

    • @queenvagabond8787
      @queenvagabond8787 9 місяців тому +7

      The entire structure will likely shear and break, not just the 'flippers'... given the materials and the scale, it would be a disaster... Even seen one of those videos of heavy duty container ships and the way they flex in stormy conditions? Some flexibility is vital for all large vessels. The reason the Vikings succeeded as sailors before modern shipbuilding techniques was the incredible flexibility of their Drakkar, otherwise their ships would likely shatter crossing open seas.

  • @steemlenn8797
    @steemlenn8797 9 місяців тому +1248

    My guess is this was created by some Malaysian Discworld-fan architect students who had some fun after a party where they got drunk.

    • @valeriopastore7310
      @valeriopastore7310 9 місяців тому +37

      beer pong, but with moonshine!

    • @clray123
      @clray123 9 місяців тому +41

      probably ai-generated to test incredulity of youtubers like adam s.

    • @miskatonic6210
      @miskatonic6210 9 місяців тому +8

      You shouldn't insult Malaysian people like that. They are certainly not known to be an evil scam force.

    • @steemlenn8797
      @steemlenn8797 9 місяців тому +46

      @@miskatonic6210 In case you didn't notice, the country doesn't really matter in my sentence. (And I didn't say the scam was made by them, just the turtle.)
      What matters for the country is only that it is Islamic, because of "getting drunk" and with lots of coast line (turtle).
      Why Malaysia of the available options? Because I just talked to someone there.
      Or in other words, it's Satire.

    • @Starkweather133
      @Starkweather133 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@steemlenn8797I don't know, sounds pretty racist to me...

  • @teutonicknightmare
    @teutonicknightmare 5 місяців тому +5

    9:09 "What is this, the punishment zone?"
    Makes sense - the thing looks like it was designed in Roller Coaster Tycoon, of course there would be a "punishment pool" xD

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 8 місяців тому +1226

    - So you have a megaproject for me?
    - Yes Sir I do. I was thinking we'd build a giant turtle in the middle of the sea.
    - Don't you think it'll be hard to build that in the sea?
    - It'll be super easy barely an inconvenience.
    - And you're sure the turtle shape is the best one?
    - That's what we're going with.

    • @Kyoobur9000
      @Kyoobur9000 6 місяців тому +141

      “You’re gonna try to launch _aircraft_ off the back of the turtle?”
      “Listen, I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.”
      “…How?”

    • @stephaniemorrissey123
      @stephaniemorrissey123 5 місяців тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @quexalcoatl
      @quexalcoatl 5 місяців тому +2

      ♫ *xylophone music* ♪

    • @lovelandtales527
      @lovelandtales527 5 місяців тому +32

      Wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow.

    • @AK-cr5pe
      @AK-cr5pe 4 місяці тому +37

      - What are we going to call it?
      - Hear me out, we'll call it "The Tera Yacht" it's one up from giga, so it's better.
      - ...so you named a boat... the "Land" Yacht? Terra as in the latin noun for "land or territory"?
      - Let me get back to you

  • @barrag3463
    @barrag3463 9 місяців тому +264

    Concrete ships are actually a thing (reinforced concrete specifically), but that makes construction more expensive, and requires much thicker hull, which reduces the actual internal space you can use and hurts hydrodynamics. They're also a much bigger pain to make because, well, it's concrete, you can't just rivet and weld it into shape, you have to arrange the rebar and then let the concrete set and cure.
    Really they're mostly made as unpowered barges or pontoons, and the only real time that saw them being made in number was during the world wars, when more conventional materials (see: steel) were in high demand and there was a great need for cargo ships and barges for logistics.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 9 місяців тому +4

      I remember there being a concrete tall ship (sailing) around for a while but at the EOL they didn't commission another one built that way.

    • @barrag3463
      @barrag3463 9 місяців тому +4

      @@rifz42 Maybe the concrete had a crack or was porous enough that moisture got in and started rusting the rebar.

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 9 місяців тому +3

      I remember, back in the 70s, there was a lot of enthusiasm for building concrete boats for inland waterways. Given we didn't see much of them after that, it would appear it didn't actually work in practice, or if it did, they didn't last for long.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 9 місяців тому +1

      @@grahvis They do work fine actually. Just...doing so with steel is soo much easier. Concrete is a lot of work after all, and you need to do it above the ground, in single form and as much uniform as possible...on a very big boat. And if it cracks, then you might as well scrap it entirely, as concrete ships sunk VERY easily once water is inside.

  • @CommanderHuggins
    @CommanderHuggins 9 місяців тому +544

    I can’t help but notice that in one of the renders at 10:11 there are PRIVATE JETS parked next to the helicopters on the roof. I can’t find any runways on board so I can only assume they’re claiming the ship can match the speed of an aircraft. It wouldn’t be much crazier than the rest of this plan lol.

    • @TestEric
      @TestEric 9 місяців тому +11

      LMAO I saw that too

    • @skorpion101382
      @skorpion101382 9 місяців тому +52

      The jets are VSTOL obviously ;)

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 9 місяців тому +13

      @@skorpion101382 Which would indeed be a cool thing for modern jets! ^^
      But planning such codependent vehicles usually leads to failure on both ends.

    • @Consumedfever697
      @Consumedfever697 9 місяців тому +22

      Clearly the entire top is the runway, it's just circular, so they have plenty of distance

    • @MunyuShizumi
      @MunyuShizumi 9 місяців тому +21

      ​@@Consumedfever697 The Earth is round, and planes can take off without issues, so obviously they can take off and land on a round aircraft carrier.

  • @EccentricGentelman
    @EccentricGentelman 6 місяців тому +8

    "Dear investors I can assure you the approximated picture of the Terayacht in drydock is an oversight. Rest assured we won't be using LEGO cranes. We've upgraded to MECCANO!
    On a related topic the pre-fabricated parts for the Terayacht will be supplied by Revel, the construction vehicles by Tonka, the housing will be Barbie dreamhouses from Mattel, the engines powered by energon from Hasbro and the crew will be former employees of Toys R Us.
    So not only will this be a great engineering achievement, it will provide jobs for disenfranchised giraffes."

  • @aydenwright9782
    @aydenwright9782 9 місяців тому +678

    "The Goon Deck" is my new favourite phrase

    • @ivy_47
      @ivy_47 9 місяців тому +36

      Just about shat myself with laughter on that one good god

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 9 місяців тому +38

      The water in that pool's gonna be white in no time.

    • @Atomic_Acorn969
      @Atomic_Acorn969 9 місяців тому +2

      I love current year 🥹

    • @hanifarroisimukhlis5989
      @hanifarroisimukhlis5989 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@generalrubbish9513 Not me hiring 60.000 "guests" to fill up the pool

    • @multilicus5773
      @multilicus5773 9 місяців тому +1

      Same here.

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 9 місяців тому +371

    When I first saw the thumbnail I thought it was a pentagon-style building in the shape of a turtle and was like “oh, that’s cute”. Then I realized it was a yacht

    • @wendyheatherwood
      @wendyheatherwood 9 місяців тому +43

      That would be kinda neat. I like buildings shaped like things that aren't buildings.
      When I saw it I thought it was an artificial island type structure.

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 9 місяців тому +6

      I thought for a second it was a land vehicle and it would't make it that much dumber.

    • @piedpiper1172
      @piedpiper1172 9 місяців тому +23

      @@granienasniadanie8322I think a land vehicle would have been substantially smarter, actually.
      At the very least, a useless land teraturtlewould be far less likely to sink and kill everyone aboard within the first few days of operation.

    • @rosethorne9155
      @rosethorne9155 9 місяців тому +23

      If this was a design for a hotel complex, it might actually be kind of cute...

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 9 місяців тому +1

      I thought it was a artificial island

  • @actuallydaneel
    @actuallydaneel 9 місяців тому +349

    you missed one small thing: one of the renders (10:13) shows several private jets parked ON THE ROOF. Even if by the grace of god a plane could touch down on the longer ends of that thing, it would immediately become a smoking wreck because of the concrete barriers they've scattered about on it for seemingly no reason.

    • @nimrodery
      @nimrodery 9 місяців тому +27

      They're VTOLs. They thought of everything. I mean, they might be rendered as regular jets but you're supposed to use your imagination.

    • @reesofraft4166
      @reesofraft4166 9 місяців тому +4

      i think those concrete barriers are supposed to be stairscases/elevators.

    • @MrRevan991
      @MrRevan991 9 місяців тому +1

      ah I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice and be like 'hold on a second'

    • @Rosivok
      @Rosivok 9 місяців тому

      glad I wasnt the only one to notice this.

    • @AustralianOpalRocks
      @AustralianOpalRocks 9 місяців тому

      Let's see if kelsey could land there

  • @emeraldhillzone1992
    @emeraldhillzone1992 14 днів тому +3

    This looks like a boat designed in Stormworks.
    Don't get me wrong, Stormworks is a very fun game, but people can make some very un-boat/plane structures using the editor. And clearly most if not all of them aren't supposed to be sea worthy. If this was in Stormworks, it'd be fun.
    But this is supposed to be _real._
    This House Of Leaves boat that would probably start sinking if a fishing trawler bumped it is entirely intended to be a real thing.
    ...also being shaped like a Sea Turtle is just a slap in the face, man. The mega yacht that probably causes enough pollution to gas chamber an entire town is shaped like an endangered species.
    This feels unreal

  • @americankid7782
    @americankid7782 9 місяців тому +638

    “Hey that’s a cool Hotel design”
    (Realizes it’s moving)
    “I hate this”

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 9 місяців тому +17

      at this point just make it a giant seaturtle mechaniloid and say you have the plot for Megaman X9 (it's just Titanic but with robots)

    • @marcusaaronliaogo9158
      @marcusaaronliaogo9158 9 місяців тому +1

      @@neoqwerty oh cool mega man fan

    • @serPomiz
      @serPomiz 9 місяців тому

      @@neoqwertytoo bad the x serie is overfilled with vermins and dung eater inspired bot, this would have them being each boss!

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 9 місяців тому

      @@neoqwertynonsense, it's clearly going to be MechaGamera!

  • @SwizzleStickMcGee
    @SwizzleStickMcGee 9 місяців тому +329

    "You know how we figured out the best shape for a hydrodynamic ship like....8000 years ago?
    Forget all that. I've got two words for you:
    "Giant Turtle" "

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 8 місяців тому +11

      *_"....B R I L L I A N T--"_*

    • @iluvcamaros1912
      @iluvcamaros1912 8 місяців тому +31

      The wide spread front fins are driving me bonkers especially. They look like they'll snap off in the first storm. Like the person that came up with this has zero knowledge about how ships work. They haven't even seen Titanic. That'd almost be research.

    • @hugobartha6824
      @hugobartha6824 8 місяців тому +12

      @@iluvcamaros1912 they dont have zero knoledge. they somehow managed to have negative knoledge.

    • @TheRonnieaj
      @TheRonnieaj 8 місяців тому +8

      I’m positive this was designed by someone with a Discworld fetish. In that series by Terry Pratchett, the world is on a turtle’s shell. It’s like that, only stupid.

    • @PINKH0RNET
      @PINKH0RNET 8 місяців тому +4

      Out of everything they chose a turtle. Not a shark, not a dolphin, not even a whale. Even a whale would have been better, goddamn

  • @CigarRegal
    @CigarRegal 9 місяців тому +601

    You didn't even mention that the Pangeos Terayacht is being guarded by 25 Metal Gear Ray units.

    • @59hawks
      @59hawks 9 місяців тому +87

      Honestly that would be the most realistic part of this

    • @LovePotion_
      @LovePotion_ 9 місяців тому +8

      Time stamp?

    • @notonlysunandbeach2567
      @notonlysunandbeach2567 9 місяців тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Movel0
      @Movel0 9 місяців тому +39

      So when the turtle yacht crashes into a coast we can call it the Big Shell incident.

    • @LovePotion_
      @LovePotion_ 9 місяців тому +11

      I wanna look at the metal gears please i'm desperate help

  • @novaklija
    @novaklija 5 місяців тому +4

    Don't forget the huge stupid fins in the front which would make this thing incredibly inefficient and slow it down massively

  • @kevino13
    @kevino13 9 місяців тому +243

    One thing that gets to me is, while they try to flaunt a 600,000 person capacity (which is ridiculous), what is there to really do on this boat? Say what you will about Cruise ships, but they manage to cram a ton of people into a relatively compact volume, and still have space for malls, casinos, bars, etc. I guess you can assume they might have entertainment somewhere inside the main structures, but just from the renders: it’s a ton of pools and like 2 tennis courts

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 9 місяців тому +35

      60,000. Nonsensical nonetheless, but I'm afraid it's *slightly* less insane than what you wrote.

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn 8 місяців тому +5

      If they went for cruise-liner style cabins inside the main thing, yeah, they could probably fit 600k people, but that would require people below the waterline in those "rectangles zones" lol

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 8 місяців тому +8

      @@5peciesunkn0wn 600k people, yeah maybe if they had the quality of life of slaves in the triangle trade, maybe

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn 8 місяців тому +4

      @@MyUsersDark Imperial Japanese Navy style rooms where you have enough room to lay down and juuuust enough room to stand up next to your bed, yeah. Probably. There's a lot of volume in there.

  • @psistorm04
    @psistorm04 9 місяців тому +120

    Complete lack of any sort of aquadynamic shape and general seaworthiness aside, I also love that in some renders there are private jets on that little roof area, it really shows the complete and utter insanity of it lol

  • @dopamining7621
    @dopamining7621 9 місяців тому +361

    There are private jets parked on the toilet seat-shaped roof. I'll just leave that concept in the minds of the easily-amazed.

    • @BobfromSydney
      @BobfromSydney 9 місяців тому +45

      Curved runways > straight runways 😂

    • @keefymckeefface8330
      @keefymckeefface8330 9 місяців тому +41

      @@BobfromSydneyCurved tilting runways with serious camber issues > Curved runways > straight runways...

    • @BobfromSydney
      @BobfromSydney 9 місяців тому +26

      @@keefymckeefface8330 Agreed! Must be cambered to tilt towards to outside edge so pilots attempting to take-off and land are yeeted off the edge like frisbees.

    • @keefymckeefface8330
      @keefymckeefface8330 9 місяців тому +11

      @@BobfromSydney you got it! That's design and engineering perfection

    • @x5px
      @x5px 9 місяців тому +4

      Runways are for poors.

  • @AE1OU
    @AE1OU 21 день тому +2

    Somehow I get the impression this was made by dahir insaat, the weirdo that thought up the earthquake coffin bed, the instant service restaraunt and the mass transport with wheels on stilts

  • @giovannipomarico2035
    @giovannipomarico2035 9 місяців тому +553

    I know what this ships needs for its inhabitant's commute :
    An hyperloop!😂

    • @verttikoo2052
      @verttikoo2052 9 місяців тому +28

      😮 Thats the solution 🎉😆 One that goes around the ship 1000 km/h 🤣😂 You sir are genius 🎉 Why didn’t Adam come up with this 🤣😂 It’s what this project definitely needs 🎉

    • @burningsnow9870
      @burningsnow9870 9 місяців тому +19

      Oh but those cars will probably need to be arranged in single file to deal with space. It would just be easier if they somehow connected the cars together so multiple people could use the hyperloop at the same time.
      Oh but they'll need some kind of schedule so they can use it properly! Maybe they'll have to make some kind of station with hyperloop car conga line schedule boards so they know when they can get on.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 9 місяців тому +1

      @@burningsnow9870 get out that's actually semi-practical, you're too smart for this project go work for dahir insaat

    • @connorhart7597
      @connorhart7597 9 місяців тому +1

      MONORAIL!!

  • @ShockedLogic
    @ShockedLogic 8 місяців тому +633

    Always love to see ocean-centric projects from people whose only experience with water is their personal pool, where large waves and rocking boats are simply myths to keep your from investing in the funny turtle yacht

    • @jess-da-bomb350
      @jess-da-bomb350 7 місяців тому +47

      Where would they even float it? The Atlantic is to rough for it, north sea would capsize it, it cant get out of the Mediterranean either direction, and most of the Pacific nations are too smart or poor to build it.

    • @thomaszinser8714
      @thomaszinser8714 6 місяців тому +21

      @@jess-da-bomb350 Well, according to the video they were looking at getting Saudi Arabia involved, so presumably the red sea/indian ocean. The question of how you actually get it anywhere is an open one, though.

    • @AlphaAurora
      @AlphaAurora 6 місяців тому +1

      It worked in the CGI!

    • @bladewolf39
      @bladewolf39 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@thomaszinser8714 The Indian Ocean??? So whats gonna happen to it when its typhoon season lol

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 6 місяців тому +8

      @@thomaszinser8714 Absolutely genius idea to sail a ship full of rich people right through the place with the most pirate activity in the world.

  • @thatguythatdoesstuff5899
    @thatguythatdoesstuff5899 9 місяців тому +236

    Imagine being stuck in traffic on a sinking ship. Stuff that dreams are made of.

    • @idriveastationwagon1534
      @idriveastationwagon1534 9 місяців тому +41

      The ship needed just 1 more lane bro

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 9 місяців тому +10

      Fr, like what even is the fucking point of making a ship at sea if 90% of the time you're just living in what feels like a normal city? Why not just make an island resort?
      Never understood the appeal of going to sea, or into the woods, while living on a yacht/resort that tries its hardest to separate you from nature. And then people who do these things have the gall to say they "love nature"... it's pathetic.
      At this point, the only reason it's a boat is just so you can say you went to the ocean, it serves no practical purpose and you're hardly "exposed" to nature or the sea at all.

    • @Gizziiusa
      @Gizziiusa 9 місяців тому +2

      Turtletanic, 2035 Your -heart- flipper will go on.

  • @twistedtomatoful
    @twistedtomatoful 7 місяців тому +3

    Honestly, I love it. I think it'd be a great setting for a computer game about a dystopian future where humanity is all but extinct and we're living in these floating cities that dock at sea to transfer people around for genetic diversity. That does sound a bit familiar though...

  • @kainotachi
    @kainotachi 9 місяців тому +549

    You say the thing in the middle is just a pool, but other renders clearly show a tunnel directly connecting it to the open sea. So like, it's simultaneously a pool, with further infrastructure right below it, AND the open ocean. It's a tiny little bay they've created. Which is even stupider than either idea alone. And it's only connected at the back. Which would theoretically create a low-pressure zone and drain it as it moves through the ocean.

    • @phueal
      @phueal 9 місяців тому +4

      Not to mention presumably sucking several billionaires out to sea in the process.

    • @thoughtfox2409
      @thoughtfox2409 9 місяців тому +37

      Not defending this stupid project, but that part isn't as stupid as it seems. That area is a well deck, and they do work on amphibious assault ships, so i see no reason why they shouldn't work on a megayacht. Now, they do only work with slow ahead or a dead stop, so they would need either doors to keep the thing flodded or just do what amphibious assault ships do and raise the welldeck so it is dry when going fast (or rather, raise the whole vessel). Now the one maybe stupid thing in their well deck design is them having more stuff below the welldeck, but i am almost sure that the LHA's of the US Navy do this as well, so there can't be that much wrong with it.
      Besides, we already transport barges and the like over the Ocean with specially created vessels that definetly have infrastructure below deck

    • @Oxygen1004
      @Oxygen1004 9 місяців тому

      @@phuealYou say that like that's an issue

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 9 місяців тому +50

      So you take a dip in the pool, and it eventually drains until youre sucked under the bottom of the boat?

    • @MaxPower-ke5rq
      @MaxPower-ke5rq 9 місяців тому +4

      There were 3 entrance points, even though the ass of the turtle that ships enter and exit through was a main focus. There is one on either side also. But that just opens all new possibilities for disaster

  • @momon969
    @momon969 9 місяців тому +304

    Hey, I came up with something like this once! For a post-apocaplyptic story! Floating city of the mega rich, world gets hit by nuclear war, floating city is taken over by a crew rebellion, now it's a mobile pirate fortress. But I think my design is better because it's got an actual runway. No helipad-fuckery.

    • @massivepileup
      @massivepileup 9 місяців тому +17

      Isn't that more-or-less the story of the videogame Brink?

    • @momon969
      @momon969 9 місяців тому +38

      @@massivepileup Haven't heard of it until now, but after checking a wikipedia page: A bit. Both have hi-tech floating structures where some shit went down.

    • @NothingXemnas
      @NothingXemnas 9 місяців тому +30

      More or less same. Floating cities aren't the most original thing ever (one existing in my steampunk fantasy setting), and they can even be "doable", but it would likely look a lot "uglier" and slimmer. The turtle shape would cause awful drag to even move on water. More so, at that size, the structure would be definitely "function over form", like the ISS is (it houses pretty much every essential lab equipment to operate low gravity studies, plus housing, and it still looks like a bunch of sticks and barrels).
      A floating city would, at best, look like a flat hill in the middle of the ocean with roughly defined borders, lines and curves, and at worst look like a coastal industrial park with a messy bunch of towers and docks.

    • @gur262
      @gur262 9 місяців тому +4

      It would not be like this though. It would try to have low resistance and lots of lightweight material. Even the mega rich would try to be soooomewhat reasonable in that situation I think.

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 9 місяців тому +6

      So. An aircraft carrier?

  • @ericeig5981
    @ericeig5981 9 місяців тому +391

    My thought on the buildings with the helipads right in the center of the city - The first building with the circled H on the roof was intended to be a hospital. A different concept artist saw that later on without context, assumed it was a helipad, and put a helicopter on it. A third concept artist saw the building and helicopter without context, assumed it was a mistake that the building on the other side of the boat didn't have a helipad as well, and added a circled H to that building.

    • @thecofounders
      @thecofounders 9 місяців тому +58

      This kind of "telephone-esque" error has caused many deaths due to theological disputes. Scribal notes have changed history 😅

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 8 місяців тому +26

      There's no reason to have a letter H on top of a hospital unless there's a helipad there. Also the building is far too small to be a hospital. It's a helipad and was always intended to be one, you put more thought into this than the clowns that came up with it

  • @highgeneralkage2748
    @highgeneralkage2748 6 місяців тому +2

    I'm amazed the hydrodynamics of this thing wasn't brought up.

  • @Aranimda
    @Aranimda 9 місяців тому +478

    The drag of a ship shaped like this in the water would be ginormous.

    • @ColonelSandersLite
      @ColonelSandersLite 9 місяців тому +17

      I'm pretty sure the drag on this design is 0 newtons as they don't intend to actually build the thing. The real goal of this project is covered in this video starting @10:48. The rest is just smoke and mirrors.

    • @junglist_ikon
      @junglist_ikon 9 місяців тому +9

      Teranormous

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 9 місяців тому +9

      gotta make up for all the drag performances that are illegal in Saudi Arabia ^^
      (no idea if they are but the joke fit)

    • @kimrasmussen7188
      @kimrasmussen7188 9 місяців тому +5

      i identify as a turtle, and i feel offended...😟😟😫

  • @willieverusethis
    @willieverusethis 9 місяців тому +280

    In 4th grade we had to build a model of a utopian society. This looks very much like mine, only mine had a dome over it to keep out the air pollution and weather (it was 1968).

    • @RhelrahneTheIdiot
      @RhelrahneTheIdiot 9 місяців тому

      I've heard some pretty dire things from back then about the environment but was it actually that bad that you figured doming pollution away would be utopian?

    • @kodiak7447
      @kodiak7447 9 місяців тому +14

      and you didnt build it for us, tragic really.

    • @Handles_are_good_for_holding
      @Handles_are_good_for_holding 9 місяців тому +2

      What school did you go to that has 4th graders designing utopian society?

    • @willguggn2
      @willguggn2 9 місяців тому +14

      @@Handles_are_good_for_holding Isn't building dioramas in elementary school quite common? Imagining a perfect place to live in for an assignment sounds like a standard thing.

    • @alfredforbessealy524
      @alfredforbessealy524 9 місяців тому +2

      Wow. Do you still have photos or the essay or something? My mom told me about the "in the year 2000" redactions they had to write in grade school during the communist era

  • @T4l0nITA
    @T4l0nITA 9 місяців тому +375

    9:40 I love how "GENERATORS" and "POWER" are in 2 different far away areas

    • @Meritania
      @Meritania 9 місяців тому +26

      And has a massive rim of solar panel - least they’re considering power and its infrastructure…
      Everything is a tube… god damn it.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 9 місяців тому +52

      I also lkke "logistics" concentrated in one spot. Not coordination, just the single unit of logistics

    • @Meritania
      @Meritania 9 місяців тому +12

      @@dodojesus4529 Reminds me of that War of the Worlds: The Musical: The Strategy Game, where one or two trucks coordinate the resources of Britain to keep the Marsians at bay.

    • @coltermiller1782
      @coltermiller1782 9 місяців тому +27

      no worries the "multiple use" room has it covered

    • @whatthehellisthisname
      @whatthehellisthisname 8 місяців тому +2

      It's like they took that idea from a survival video game.

  • @opale5373
    @opale5373 5 місяців тому +1

    From a game artist perspective, this seems like a really cool environment in a video game. They just need to learn the difference with the real world.

  • @cyphre
    @cyphre 9 місяців тому +119

    It honestly feels like a concept built for a video game. A really sweet Call of Duty or Titanfall map, and this entire thing was intentionally made to fit some sort of ARG or in-game thematic presentation.

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 9 місяців тому +8

      Colossus from Black Ops 2

    • @milesmccollough5507
      @milesmccollough5507 9 місяців тому +6

      i mean olympus in apex is literally just this but in the sky and bigger and slightly more sensible.
      ninja edit: “sensible” only in the realm of the massively advanced sci-fi of the titanfall universe, of course.

    • @matchuhuki
      @matchuhuki 9 місяців тому +1

      Reminds me of The Ark from Brink

    • @dottieland7061
      @dottieland7061 9 місяців тому +1

      No remember the space ship from Wall-e that’s it, they are too lazy to walk so they will just use golf carts and get fat!! And then the thing will sink!

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 9 місяців тому

      It'd work as a privately owned cruiseliner in something like Star Trek.

  • @Peregrine57
    @Peregrine57 9 місяців тому +254

    Remember Freedom Ship? It was like a floating city that would go up and down the coast, very slowly, and rich assholes would live on it permanently, coming and going with private helicopters or boats or whatever. It even got an episode of a Discovery channel documentary back in the day. Wonder whatever happened to that...
    Seemed to me like a fun sci-fi concept, but I doubted we'd ever see anything like it in real life.

    • @sheldondrake8935
      @sheldondrake8935 9 місяців тому

      can you imagine packing a ship with dysfunctional narcissistic wealth-hoarders? the entitlement would be so thick and rancid. toss in a little religious conflict and you've got Lord of the Flies on acid.

    • @MemeMarine
      @MemeMarine 9 місяців тому +72

      At least that thing was shaped a bit like a ship and used its internal space in a relatively efficient way.
      This one is just shaped like a big turtle cause it'll look cooler.And it sports a goon deck.

    • @KaosKrusher
      @KaosKrusher 9 місяців тому +23

      didn't know about the freedom ship thx ;)
      also after googling it I saw that it was made to accomodate ... 60,000 people
      maybe it's the same team on this one? ^ç^

    • @zh84
      @zh84 9 місяців тому +17

      Freedom of the Seas was one name. Another was World of ResidenSea. I'm not sure if those were different projects or just different names for the same one. Whichever, I'm sure the rich people aboard would have wanted servants, and being unable to get off the ship without permission, and not part of any country that might guarantee them rights, they would have been little better than slaves.

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 9 місяців тому +1

      We might not see it in this one ship design. But maybe some sort of connected raft setup.
      Because i doubt mobility would be the point of a floating city. Or any city at all.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 9 місяців тому +305

    But Adam! We NEED car culture on our mega-yacht!!!!!

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 9 місяців тому +47

      Imagine being so terminally car-brained that you go "No, I simply CANNOT walk from my luxury villa to the tennis court on my 600 x 600 meter artificial island"

    • @kingtiger3390
      @kingtiger3390 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@generalrubbish9513 Imagine putting shoes on for a 600 meter walk, smh people are shoe-brained, goddamn sneakerheads.

    • @hanifarroisimukhlis5989
      @hanifarroisimukhlis5989 9 місяців тому +5

      @@kingtiger3390 WTF are you gonna do? Barefoot? Yeah i love walking on a who-know-what-stepped-on-it ground.

    • @freek2409
      @freek2409 9 місяців тому +15

      The only thing missing is more lanes

    • @civicmimiv
      @civicmimiv 9 місяців тому

      ​@@freek2409 and gas stations

  • @Andrew-li6ie
    @Andrew-li6ie 6 місяців тому +3

    They are so confident that it won’t sink they already put water in the living quarters of the ship

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 9 місяців тому +559

    Here is a really cool idea for a video game: the Pangeos Trayacht has mysteriously sunk after a few years on the open sea, you get to play as part of a dive team that has to go down and explore and investigate what happened and recover anything of value. Along the way sharks and giant squid and other dangers await you. Those that have submechanophobia will probably avoid this game but I'm sure it will be an interesting one.

    • @twicedeadmage
      @twicedeadmage 9 місяців тому +25

      Maybe a Costa Concordia deal, scavanging the remains qnd then selling them

    • @Mag_ladroth
      @Mag_ladroth 9 місяців тому +39

      Like subnautica but entirely based around this sunken ship?

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 9 місяців тому +6

      Such a game would, no doubt, be a crypto farming game...

    • @nape1475
      @nape1475 9 місяців тому +14

      This would make a pretty cool mod for Fallout 3/4/NV; Imagine if this thing was somehow adrift at sea for 200+ years following global nuclear exchange and became a kind of oceanic refuge for the remnants of humanity.

    • @mecha-sheep7674
      @mecha-sheep7674 9 місяців тому +26

      "the Pangeos Trayacht has mysteriously sunk after a few years on the open sea"
      Make it "after a few seconds" and it will be more realistic.

  • @Galaxy-o2e
    @Galaxy-o2e 9 місяців тому +215

    Such a practical project, what if we:
    -Make the flippers vestigial
    -The head should become slimmer and sharper like an arrow and have a bulbous part under it,
    -The shell made slimmer and longer

    • @rosethorne9155
      @rosethorne9155 9 місяців тому +75

      Genius! Let's build a whole bunch and call them something cool, like...cruisers! Actually, since they'll mostly be straight lines, maybe we can call them "cruise liners"? Just throwing ideas out there...
      😂

    • @morbideddie
      @morbideddie 9 місяців тому +31

      And to make travelling more efficient and to reduce points of failure, we can link several together end to end with one having an engine. Plus, water isn’t an efficient surface to travel on, steel on steel is effective, I propose some sort of long steel “rails” under the cruisers with steel wheels to propel, support and guide them. I call this invention the “train”.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 9 місяців тому +1

      Nature is beautiful

    • @dutchmansmine9053
      @dutchmansmine9053 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@morbideddie I look forward to seeing your massive railway bridge that totally won't be impractical at all.

    • @Galaxy-o2e
      @Galaxy-o2e 2 місяці тому

      ​@@morbideddieyeah good luck making a massive intercontinental sized railway bridge

  • @cholling1
    @cholling1 9 місяців тому +550

    All it needs is four elephants walking in circles on the upper deck.

    • @guydreamr
      @guydreamr 7 місяців тому +19

      With hippos in each of the 50,000 pools below which will make great water mates for the people going for their morning swim.

    • @BetaDude40
      @BetaDude40 7 місяців тому +18

      I guess the remaining 55,000 people live on the disc above the elephants too

    • @ozzyjames87
      @ozzyjames87 7 місяців тому +5

      Don't worry there will be two footed hippos.

    • @infatum9
      @infatum9 7 місяців тому +8

      Or a giant turtle with 4 elephants on top holding the world. The Great A'Tuin would be completed.

    • @shaggybottomtext8363
      @shaggybottomtext8363 7 місяців тому +3

      Just reminded me of the “up is down” scene in Priates of the Caribbean. If like 10 people get an idea and are dedicated the buildup in momentum in a few hours will either snap the wings off or sink the ship through cracks in the hull

  • @Marcus_Suridius
    @Marcus_Suridius 6 місяців тому +8

    They actually had jets on the top beside the heli's, how tf is a jet suppose to take off on that monstrosity?

    • @OrgaNik_Music
      @OrgaNik_Music 6 місяців тому +1

      Just do a couple of laps around the top ring, duh

  • @Allegheny500
    @Allegheny500 9 місяців тому +221

    Somehow you missed mentioning the render at 10:11 that shows two executive jet aircraft on the upper ring just to be ridiculous, or the fact that enormous fin shaped bow will create so much hydrodynamic pressure that any attempt to move it faster than 5mph would result in a bow wave that would swamp the ship.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 9 місяців тому +26

      The difficulties when you are tackling project so full of BS that you simply can not fit all the nonsense that you see in words.

    • @krisroednielsen
      @krisroednielsen 9 місяців тому +27

      I lost my mind when I saw the two private jets parked on what has to be an aluminum metal roof

    • @Fluffyudders
      @Fluffyudders 9 місяців тому +27

      oh god the planes I didn't see those! Imagine being a pilot, and being told to land the private jet you're flying on a moving cruise ship WITH NO RUNWAY. Also the landing area is CURVED.

    • @theholk
      @theholk 9 місяців тому

      @@FluffyuddersYou are presuming that the "wind shield" spacers are retractable?"

    • @Fluffyudders
      @Fluffyudders 9 місяців тому +4

      @@theholk I'm not presuming anything, the sheer stupidity of the project and everything associated with it melted my brain.

  • @Decodeish1
    @Decodeish1 9 місяців тому +320

    Those coordinates at 2:58 are hilarious, they are so specific where resolution is 0.1nm, which is the same as the width of the average atom. **Very** specific location. (calculated as tan(0.000000000000001)*6378137)

    • @ferranferran6955
      @ferranferran6955 9 місяців тому +7

      Possibly nautical miles

    • @coryzilligen790
      @coryzilligen790 9 місяців тому +48

      @@ferranferran6955 They didn't include the "nm" in the image, they just have an absurdly large number of digits after the decimal points in their coordinates. They specified them out for _15_ digits of precision after the decimal; most people use 0 to 1 digit after the decimal, _maybe_ two or three if it needs a lot of precision.

    • @cwtrain
      @cwtrain 9 місяців тому +13

      ​@@ferranferran6955
      There's giving people the benefit of doubt, and then there's whatever the hell mental gymnastics you're doing.
      I swear every time something is just blatantly incorrect on its face some mook shows up and goes "Well maybe they meant _blah blah_ and that's why just maybe they are somehow correct." Raising their voice specifically to defend ignorance. It's weird.
      There is no need for that level of decimal precision in any terrestrial measurements and the video producers are just slinging bullshit. It IS that simple.

    • @bricaaron3978
      @bricaaron3978 9 місяців тому +2

      @@coryzilligen790 If those are GPS coordinates, it's latitude and longitude, no?

    • @sugarie7361
      @sugarie7361 9 місяців тому +4

      Odd way of calculating that. 0.000000000000001 degrees is multiplied by 60 to get the distance in miles. Then by 1852 to get the distance in meters. In short the precision is of about 0.1 micrometer (0.11112 μm).

  • @zrobotics
    @zrobotics 9 місяців тому +214

    1:45 Gotta love that their plans refer to the 'basement area' instead of the hull. Gives me tons of faith in the designers that they aren't familiar at all with nautical terminology. Somehow someone managed to top Neom for stupid projects, well done!

    • @edwxx20001
      @edwxx20001 9 місяців тому +14

      no no no, you have it all wrong, once we build the dam, we build the basement. after the basement is done we can start on the ship. the basement is there so i can keep all my stuff!

  • @profess_re
    @profess_re 5 місяців тому +3

    3:19 no you got that wrong. they just wanted to actually use giant LEGO®-cranes. was a direct "request" by the wise leader of Saudi-Arabia

  • @superjesse645
    @superjesse645 9 місяців тому +225

    I just realized something about the design of this thing:
    If you were to drop a bomb into this glorified cement turtle, the opening in the center would be a perfect target point. The blast would probably reverb in that hole and crack the whole thing like an egg, and going off the renders, I don't see any means of defending the yacht if it became a target. It'd be like the bombing run scene in Top Gun Maverick, only funnier.

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 8 місяців тому +9

      Aye yo?

    • @allemagneproducer
      @allemagneproducer 8 місяців тому +2

      Prolly, but u seem to miss what this is about

    • @connortripp99
      @connortripp99 8 місяців тому +2

      Unless the idiot(s) responsible for creating it destroy it first for the insurance money like in Deep Rising.

    • @PINKH0RNET
      @PINKH0RNET 8 місяців тому +4

      I have the Death Star's bombing in mind

  • @phant0
    @phant0 9 місяців тому +103

    I'm surprised he didn't cover the obvious problem of the arms creating an ungodly amount of drag. Or how you would even replenish such a vessel without the ability to dock at a port and no visible logistics docks on the structure either.

  • @Nickname-ef9tv
    @Nickname-ef9tv 8 місяців тому +249

    5:00 Concrete ships actually are a thing. During WW2 there was a serious shortage of steel, so the Western Allies built some concrete barges. They mainly served as pontoons, blocking ships or transport vessels.

    • @Krayioskkiiii
      @Krayioskkiiii 6 місяців тому +6

      Weren't there like ice ships?? Ice mixed with concrete or something

    • @ylmazirdenyazc8393
      @ylmazirdenyazc8393 6 місяців тому +33

      ​@@Krayioskkiiii you mean Project Habbakuk? When British tried to make a Aircraft Carrier out of a Material made out of İce and Wood.
      Buy it only stayed as a Fun Project

    • @dampsok
      @dampsok 6 місяців тому +2

      I remember hearing about the concrete battleship.

    • @eitanrosen464
      @eitanrosen464 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@dampsok
      I think you are thinking of Fort Drum in the Philippines, which was a US Army coastal fortress that had two 14" battleship turrets and was often likened to as a battleship especially with the cage masts and casement guns. It was I think built upon either a preexisting island or a rock that was just beneath the surface. There were actual concrete ships but Fort Drum was not one of them.

    • @dampsok
      @dampsok 6 місяців тому +1

      @eitanrosen464 just because it was built aground doesn't mean it isn't a ship! Even Yamato was supposed to take the hint from fort drum if she wasn't sunk first.

  • @Mr.TwoFaceGuy
    @Mr.TwoFaceGuy Місяць тому +1

    I don’t think even the best architects/engineers could save this.

  • @nejkajaryba1710
    @nejkajaryba1710 9 місяців тому +272

    Every future cruise ship must have the goon deck now

    • @Skoopyghost
      @Skoopyghost 9 місяців тому +18

      The last cruise I heard off was named "the poop cruise". I am not stepping on a cruise.

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk 9 місяців тому +8

      Punishment zone, woooo!

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 9 місяців тому +2

      We call them henchpeople today

  • @ROMANTIKILLER2
    @ROMANTIKILLER2 9 місяців тому +106

    On the bright side, between the crashing helicopters, golf carts falling off board, the consant flooding by ocean waves, and the ship inevitably sinking by virtue of being made of concrete, those ultrarich seeking shelter inside of it would not be around for long.

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 8 місяців тому +8

      Comrade turtle boat.

    • @sumomaster5585
      @sumomaster5585 8 місяців тому

      They Are ultra rich for reasons including being smart. Not everyone corrupt or clean becomes ultra wealthy

  • @kevino13
    @kevino13 9 місяців тому +108

    That render of the super yacht sailing alongside this thing inside the wake of its flipper is insane. That alone shows that 0 people involved in this project know anything about boats, because the currents such a large object moving through the water would create would make it impossible to move straight beside it like that. Or, I say “it should,” because I legitimately have a hard time imagining just how ridiculous the effects that shape would be moving through water.

    • @jetli740
      @jetli740 9 місяців тому +6

      incredible hard to keep the speed matching the turtle, or it will crash in the font or the rear flipper.

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView 8 місяців тому

      The NFT fundraising is the give-away that this is a scam, that the concept working within the laws of physics is irrelevant for its true purpose.