Top 5 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Buy Or Own A Shitter/Cheap/Nasty Watch
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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I’d rather look cheap and have money in the bank, than to appear rich and have to ask others for money.
Good call as tempting as it is to indulge
Archie never change the opening sequence or music, I get so pumped up every time I hear it!
The opposite is true for you arch, you want to pretend to be "rich" with your Rolex's/JLC but you have nothing.
And all that god awful LV luggage ...... WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON A PHUCKING SAFARI WITH ALL THOSE HARD CASES
LOL i've thought the same, no idea why he likes those things.
They are NOT like having your $5000 in a safe deposit box
Lol, you pay $5000 and in 5 years time it's like you lose your $5000.
It's hard for people to believe you own a watch more expensive than your car. Buy a 5K E320 and some AMG E65 badges from ebay and a rep. AP Royal Oak Offshore Lebron James and you will look minted. Hey no one noticed MoVlogs was fronting a fake AP Lebron in one of his vids.
You're an A+ in this, Archie. I love when you're on point. I don't like when you're down to earth; it doesn't suit you.
This is the voice I hear in my head when I discovered I paid way too much.
A good Seiko will last 20-30 years, who gives a fuck about a over priced Rolex.
When he put that bow tie on his head I just about fell off the chair!
LOL!
Arch at his best. Thank you for posting this Arch! I love it!
Hahah, you know what’s hilarious? Pre-tied bow tie on a grown man. Most expensive watch on earth can’t cure the damage you caused by that “tie”.
Your logic is amusing Arch... Buy a luxury watch, so you will end up having to drive a cheap Honda civic and live in a shitty brick house, meanwhile you spend most of your time shamelessly e begging, so you can make ends meet... Keep up the great job big boy!
I feel like this man can speak in an American accent if he wanted to, he's talented for sure
@ 1:15. Speaking of nasty, what the hell is that thing on your hairline? A wart?
A lot of that can also be said about being fat. Today obesity is just for low-income women, higher class man are fit. It doesn't matter if you wear a patek, you can still be viewed as nasty if you're fat. So go lift and eat less! It will make you look better not just for women but also for business partners.
Disclaimer: I am currently fat, lost 15kg already but my BMI is still above 30. I'm not saying this to hurt anyone, I'm saying because it is true.
My watch costs $2. Stainless steel, accurate quartz, nato strap, easy to read, with date.
Over 10 years, that's two cents per month!
Way to go Kevin ☺️
Yeah well, Archie says that makes you pretentious. o.O
ZCT808 Now that we all have smartphones, an expensive watch is undeniably a veblen good, rather than a useful good.
You can reach your own conclusions about whether an obvious veblen good is attractive or off-putting. IMO it's ridiculous. If you want to own a fashionable veblen good, buy a luxury car.
angrydachshund A veblen good eh? I'll grant you, not a phrase one sees on UA-cam every day.
Yes, in the grand scheme of things, many of the items we buy in the west is a joke when people around the world live on less than $1 a day.
If I were really looking to show off, there are many brands and style of watches that I could have chosen from.
I have my personal reasons for enjoying a well made timepiece, which I'm not really going to go into here. But I certainly didn't rush out one day and blow my money on a Rolex for the sake of it.
Over many years, I chose to mark personal milestones in life by selling off my old watch, buying a new watch. Each time adding a bit of cash and working my way up to a timepiece that I really enjoy.
I don't choose to collect. I wear the same watch each day, and it brings me joy.
If I were really unable to afford a nice watch, I'd just not wear one. Rather than adorn my wrist with a $2 'shitter' as Archie likes to say.
As for how I choose to spend my money, I do have a nice 5 Series, and that's enough for me, especially since I travel a lot for work, so it tends to live at the airport much of the time, while I drive a rental of much lower caliber.
But my choice of watch goes with me, and I enjoy the beautiful craftsmanship and talent that went into producing this work of art.
And like many works of art, some appreciate it, some are not sophisticated enough to. But what you or anyone else thinks of my watch matters not to me.
What brand?
To be honest a cheap watch does not make you appear like a cheap feller.. .its a cheap attitude can totally destroy all the money spent trying to look wealthy. Image and character gore hand in hand.
You believe in the freedom of speech...,and so do i....it’s funny how some people claim to love freedoms when it suits them but tend to censor comments which when people disagree.
Squale
Seiko > Rolex
GS for life
Seiko best watches in world. Japanese make best product
Idk 😐 about that ,i love seiko but thats a stretch
ARCHIE YOU'RE THE LUXURY GURU GOD
YES ARCHIE YOU CHANGED THE GODAWFUL BACKDROP! Those shit-brown bricks aren't doing you any favours but it's better than the fridge with the alphabet magnets on it.
The change of set was necessary as now Archie can start asking for sponsors to buy a brick on his wall for their message.....
Archie's appointment with the undertaker is a lot sooner than anybody's because of his clogged arteries
HAHAH I FKN LOVE HIM SO MUCH MAN!! Bowtie on the head 😂
Hes killing me ma'am wayyy too funny!!!
My friends and I in Texas love all your videos!
nice touch with the Glenlivet 18
Dude this is the greatest video I've ever watched, please turn on the ability to clip
wooo this is sooo funny, the "jaguar e type" story and when he does those faces while talking about a shitter! :D
Can't argue with this
I am happy with my Fossil Watch :)
Thanks for opening our eyes to reality, you defintely are a class icon. Seikos are definitely pretentious and unreliable and can put us in difficulty financially
Pretentious? You’re showing your superiority to others by owning a Seiko? To whom, timex owners?
@@Roughdraft214 I’m glad you understand irony, other than this…. Have you ever heard of grand seiko numbnuts ?
@@Roughdraft214 And what may i ask is wrong with Timex, i once saw an advert where they tied one to a boat propeller and ran it under water, revved the shit out of it and it was still working, the Gold Rolex was so heavy it knocked the prop out of balance and destroyed the fucking lot mate
Of course it destroyed it! The reason why is because boat propellers weren’t meant to have solid gold Rolexes strapped to them 🤣!
Also pretentious is wearing a Tux and your average watches and use Grandpa's LV luggage when really your just a beggar. Now that's pretentious
you forgot wearing no pants .... JS
This guy is giving career advice? Okay. I can die now.
Am I the only one that loved the intro? I was dying Loooooool!
Well - there might be several reasons for buying a "shitter", e.g. needing a robust rocker for a bike tour etc. etc. Furthermore I dont agree with the "shitter"-definition. Recently I bought a minty minty minty vintage seamaster chronograph with the 861-speedy-movement and original steel bracelet for under 2.000 US - definitely no shitter at all.
Please do a series on retiring to Thailand. Love you AC3
what looks cheap and nasty is archies ill fitting bow tie. is it a clip on from sears?
i wear shitters mainly if I fear for being mugged as you find in bad crime riddled areas
Haven't we not heard that story with the fuel station and the Frederick watch before 😂
what if you want to wear a watch but can't afford a fucking patek?
Buy a citizen or sieko
25k subs looking @ you man for my massive youtube fame
Best part when he almost kicks over the camera. Fast reflexes for a drunk guy!
The #1 reason you SHOULD wear a cheap ass 20 dollar watch-to piss off Archie Luxury!!
Thanks Archie!! You are on a roll!! Love the vids!!
Deep inside all this Timex owners knew the true, its why they are angry. Paul, you must never call a crazy person crazy or call looser a looser. If people want to hear from a fake aristocrat good thinks about their cheap watches, lets them be.
Archie with a bow on top, a class act Arch dont hold back big boi
It's obviously easy to mock "AC3's" delivery, or question why anyone wears a bowtie period, much less a clip on.
There's a lot to be said for a man wearing a quality timepiece. Many people who I have known and respected in life, have a decent watch. It doesn't have to be five figures or anything crazy, but it is pretty sad to be walking around with a gold plated Micheal Kors if you expect to be taken seriously in life.
I wonder how he gets twice as many thumbs ups to downs on this videos but 90% of the comments are negative.
#thingsthatmakeyougohmmm
True that ! That's why I only wear Patek, even in the pool. I won't be caught dead with a shitter Rolex on my wrist ! Btw Archie what happened to those two fine Pateks you used to own ?
he sold them to clear debt i think...
Precisely, he sold them because he couldn't afford them which also made him look like a "pretentious fuck" , his number two reason , plus loosing the "daily wear cost" advantage, his number four reason.
The "True Gentleman" sold them off to pay for his bi-monthly trips to visit ladyboys in Bangers.
FOR THE WIN !!!
who the fuck in their right mind would think a Rolex is a shutter ? a bald headed fuckwit that's who
He's wearing a clip On Bow TIE.
Arch, when on the yacht at Canne or Monte do you prefer an actual Speedo brand or go for the more Brazilian (butt floss asscheek almost thong)? And would you be kind enough to model said garment?
Nooners with arch, phist and phoot that!
hcavn Certainly no Nomos, what is that anyway an aspirational piece for a Skagen owner?
Please Bring back the "real"archie!
You know what looks nasty and cheap? That suite and warts that rents his home, but owns brand name watches. I think you should take your own advice, except delete everything about watches, and add your name.
I love this archy 😊 hope all is well 🙏
If somebody has the money, then a high-quality luxury watch is definitely worth it. You look at it everyday, so might as well get a good one that you feel good about and one that you enjoy looking at everyday. If you are broke, struggling to make ends meet, then you obviously shouldn’t get a watch that will make you broke. If you have a lot of money, then who cares go for it. If you work hard and become successful, then reward yourself l. Life is too short
Nice one Arch!
opinions on a white plastic banded, plastic bezel, gold "colour" electroplated onto the plastic with a retail value of $10 at your local service station ?
Beauty inspires us to greater things.
BIG BOY BACK ON TRACK
that bow tie round the head was 😂 Seiko for me, Rolex and Omega are over priced and even take the piss out of people with money to burn.
Do you really think that it’s the suit and the watch that make a gentleman? Seriously?
good one Archie, nice break....
Expensive hyped wristwatch exactly makes you look pretentious.
This guy is absolutely right.
Worst advise ever.
Tis better to have a golden sub with carpet beetles than a seiko with a fine home!
I was with you Archie until you took off that nasty cheap pre-made bow tie with a metal fastener...
Anil Jethwa you're right, but cut the man some slack.
You're right of course, must be watching too many US Presidential debates lately. Carry one Archie, you're the best...
that was nice of you!
Loud and clear Archie
5:58 it's still over $400, even compared to a $20+ Timex that lasted only a year it's significantly more.
I have 2 Submariners but my favorite watch is from Sams Club for 30.00. It's keeps better time.
Love the bit at the end with the bow on the head. Stick it to them Archie, these riff raff, they drink economy Orange juice and buy suits of the peg. Grocery clerks all of them.
agreed but not everyone could afford a JLC,Vacheron Constantin,or a Patek
So I don't have enough money to pay for an expensive Rolex and my best one at the moment is a Tissot. Wish i had more money... Is Tissot a shitter brand in your opinion ??
I saw a portrait on the wall, was he with the US marine before?
He’s so silly. “Number 1 Reason: It makes you look cheap” Meanwhile, you were so enthralled with the man’s “cheap” watch that you engaged him about it.
Archie does not need a shitter to make him look NASTY , he just needs you tube videos for that .
Uncle Archie wears a bow tie on his forehead unlike anyone else!
"He goes it's a Fredrick Constantine AahhahAYUAAAAAHAHiaiaaahhaa!"
"its like a fucking pretend bow tie" then proceeds to take off fake bow tie he's wearing....
One of the funniest videos ever...
Does my 18 k gold Dulcia count as a shitter? Landeron 48 chrono, 38 mm 1940ths. keeping good time and looks wonderful .
Anything that is not on Archie's approved list of watch companies is a shitter, obviously: (Rolex, Patek, JLC, AP, Omega) If you buy ANYTHING else you have failed at pleasing the Pontiff...
would my vintage (mid 80's) Swatch (btw Swiss made) watch be a shitter?
Well, if I ever get mugged, I hope I'm wearing a Shitter and not any of my good watches!
Steve Camasso carry a gun.
AND TODAYYYYYYH *BOOOOM BOOM BO BO BOM*
Mysterious universe?
Is that a book on AP Royal Oak in your book case?? If so, why haven't you sold that failed Pimp gold Sub & bought one?
Etiquette from a man wearing a pre-tied bow tie.
Ignore this goofball. Buy what you can afford and buy what you like. I have only 1 Rolex and 1 Omega. But I paid for them in cash, never take consumer loans. For those that say your "shitter" is as good as a Rolex, it is not and never will be. Just like a Mercedes is not the same as a Toyota.
If i drove a jaguar E -type .....Id happily wear a fake Pulsar as I drive past
I have to be honest with you man. I’ve really got to tell you, guarantee that the Pontiff has nothing on from the waist down.
Five reasons to buy a shitter:
1. Cost
2. Getting mugged
3. Posing in back alleys
4. Goes with the trailer park setting
5. Getting murdered if a theif knows ya have one.
Obviously if you buy a shitter, you fail at becoming a "True Gentleman" like Archie.
7. in case the ladyboi decides she needs it more then you do
6. Very few people notice or care about the wrist watch you are wearing. I mean very,very few.
Very true.
Mike,
1) - Based on your 'cost' argument, you could avoid ever buying any quality item your whole life.
2) If Archie were walking around wearing his oft mentioned JLC or man on the fucking moon, I don't see that the average mugger would even have the first clue what they were.
5) When was the last time that the news item ended with, "And the victim was thought to have been killed for his watch..."
and that yeller about the Frederic Constant - ine .. I laugh tears each time I watch it.. and I learned a new word from Archie .. "fuckwit" :D :D
Would an Invicta watch be considered a shitter? I love their venom collection and they were founded in Switzerland.
Kenan Karamehmedovic invicta is below the shitter line. You have to take 2 dumps just to bring invicta up to being a shitter
Cheap, nasty suits are held together by glue and mucilage, not stitches. Pure crap! Don't wear them!
The same can be said of watches. Watches assembled with glue and epoxy are crap, double crap. Don't wear those either. If you happen across one, give it to a Muslim.
I can put your $7000 in bank and the interest earned is enough to buy a new Casio G Shock every 6 month.
and it's like you keeping your $7,000 dollars in a safe deposit box - simply the best
Congrats.. so u can own 2 pieces of shit every year.
+Jack J You know they keep far better time than these luxury watches, right?
I cannot understand how he tells us we need expensive & luxury showing his mega money minuscule collection day in day out when he's begging for money and clearly skint??? So he's telling us not to live within our means and just skint yourself with poverty surrounded by that fucking jlc
I would add fake gold to that
Oh well his E type trumped your Mercedes shit box. I tell you what looks cheap and nasty is that gold Sub.
...although there IS something aesthetically satisfying about the way it digs in to his wrist-fat.
Nice one big boy!
Goddamn Archieboy got phisted by tgvs weight loss video lololol
Well said big boi!
Business card for what, Archie? Your Only Fans?
These are so great
I CANT STOP LAUGHING IM DYING PLEASE STOP SIR YOUR TOO FUNNY!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
He doesn’t know how to pronounce the watch he is wearing. THAT is pretentious. If I pay $15K-$40K, I’m going to know how to say the name of it.