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My First Time Playing Minecraft
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- Опубліковано 17 лис 2020
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Learning to play Minecraft as a full grown adult
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noice man
Yeah
Of course
YEA MC EQUAL LIFE
Please make another one I need more
“GUYS YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING ME THE GAME, NOT HAVING A CIVIL WAR!”
-Michael 2020
Spain in the early 1930'
Time stamp please
I was hearted by Michael my life is complete
I couldn't stop laughing after hearing that
@@philiptdm3046 The best one was definitely *Welcome to wendys* . I laughed for like a minute after that.
Its so surreal watching someone, who has genuinely never played this game, learning about the true beauty of Minecraft
@Evan wiedeman does Football haha im supposed to be asleep
I've been playing minecraft roughly since its release. The day of Minecraft’s anniversary is also on my birthday, so that’s pretty cool. Love to see someone play the game for the first time.
I've taught Many people to play this game so it's annoying at this point
You should watch welyn's minecraft hardcore videos ua-cam.com/video/6VeFzy8NPTw/v-deo.html
its so painful and interesting to watch at the same time
“This is a Christian Minecraft server, no bed sharing until MARRIAGE”
-MandJTV
And then he watches cows do the nasty not once, but twice, the second time in front of their first child
i read this when that line was said
@@mickkelley3776 8:08 actually three times
Jesus loves you
I actually have a world where as soon as I spawned into it the first time, I was immediately shot at by a pillager. I thought it was really weird at first and then after going up a hill I found out my spawn was literally like 20 blocks from a pillager outpost. It was terrifying. No weapons or healing items, no armor, And facing a lot of pillagers.
Ohhhh nooooooooooooo!
Bro said 20 blocks, when I first tried to do hardcore, I spawned right next to a pillager outpost with 6 pillagers around me
What is the seed?
@@littleeevee949
Bruh that comment was made 2 years ago
@@catalyst539 your not worth getting mad at so ok I guess
Purple: I'm going to kill the iron golem
The iron golem: *A FOOLISH MISCALCULATION!*
When a creeper explodes. What the **** happened to the floor
@Christian Horn you mean purple guy
Good one
He sounded like that one homer simpson scream
@@lucarioyt1848 THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER SONG INTENSIFIES
"Why are there so many things in the cube block game that can KILL YOU?!"
Oh boy just wait till he gets to the nether.
Magma Cubes and Basalt biome.
Oh gosh I can eat for that
I did mean to say can
“Wait”
Jesus christ ivan already see him dying now
@@PerhapsPoket no please
15:30 I loved it when Mikey was just casually making a farm
“You cannot sleep now there are monsters nearby”
*scream in the background*
Creepers are the Electrode of Minecraft, they always know self destruct
@ARTHUR VERAS BONELLI Charged creepers 👀
@@oscarh5439 ooooooh truuuuue
@@oscarh5439 Max iv creepers
Shut up and take my like. But never state this again
@ARTHUR VERAS BONELLI they are chared ones .
Mikey: **doesnt know what he’s doing**
Also Mikey: Finds Diamonds
Finds Raiders
Gets Sharpness Sword
**WATCHES THE COWS**
Finds Pillager Base
37:25 no....
Oh, and the boat landing?, no problem
@Sullivan Reck How to farm potato
Just like Mikey said "I would say that people describe as incredibely talented"
You forgot the boat part where he didn't get fall damage
@Nikolay T yush
This is honestly one of my favourite videos. I laughed so hard watching this. I really hope you three make many more of these!
"Ow, why did you punch me?"
"BECAYSE YOU SMACKED ME WITH A BAGUETTE!!!"
I am dead
Mikey just seems so innocent about Minecraft and him playing is the best thing ever :3
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 😊
*CAN WE EAT THE CAT?*
No he sucks
@@rowenaconzaga4597 Well its his first time playing it soo it is natural
@@kyocera1618 *i HoPe NoT!*
17:20
Mikey casually asking "can we eat cat?"
I hope not
He calls John and Jack 'lovely' and I think what a strong word
Mikey: Keeping the cow on the leash is in-humane.
Also Mikey: cAn We eAT tHe cAt?!?!
Something tells me Mikey has issues with cats given he owns one hope he dint ate his cat
@@scarletrose8766 Well, if his cat misbehaved then well...it wouldn't misbehave again
@@gumbitoicic9977 I eat my cat daily
@@DeelonJ r/cursedcomments
Make a series!
Alternate title: Three Poketubers screaming and laughing over their Minecraft misery and shenanigans.
Yes..
Yis
But aren't screaming and laughing over misery and shenanigans apart of every MandJtv plays vid? Lol
I read Shenanigans are Sharingans
Perfect
I now imagine 18 yo Mikey being like "ok am 18 now, TIME TO START AN EMPIRE." XDDDDD
"he just laid an egg!"
"his first child!"
Law And Order
Expectation: A tutorial teaching Mikey Minecraft
Reality: John, Jack, and Mikey screwing around and Mikey learning one useful thing every ten minutes.
I guess that sums it up
And a new song!
10 minutes??? Don’t you mean like 20 mins
no.
reality: *S C R E M*
So he learns 3 things this entire video
“John your house looks like a McDonalds play place from the 90’s” 😂
200 likes
"hi welcome to wendy's"
@@Borax_Sensei yea i just realized
@@emistudios466Nice channel
True
mikey's idiocy about the game is so wholesome omg
Thanks to this video I finally decided to check where the "Secret Tunnel" song comes from. I did _not_ expect it to be from Avatar The Last Airbender.
I want to spend my vacation at the LIBRARY!!
“We’ll see who finds diamonds first”
“Well it’s not m- is it this blue thing?”
YASS
Mikey the ultimate lucky idiot.
@@c0sm0sg4rd3n dangaronpa?
@@ACESDICE Yep.
@@c0sm0sg4rd3n nice.
Mikey: "This is a christian Minecraft server"
Also Mikey: "It's a cat. cAN WE eAt CAt?"
And also him :my first muder
CAT CAKE
9:03
When he realises he has the bed
Nooooooooo
His voice went so high 😂
7:57 purpleclife ‘ I am the Snow White of bovine!’
They call me Ronald McDonald
@@99wins31 😂
UA-cam when I am alone: keeping a cow on a leash is inhumane.
UA-cam when my mom is in the room: can we eat the cat?
You should've said
I killed a sheep! My first murder...
This literally happened to me D:
I once said “If I feed you your parents will you grow faster?” to a baby pig in a baby pit, of murder
“Wanna bet to see who finds diamonds first?”
*Mikey finds diamonds two seconds later*
“What’s this blue stuff?”
ah yes
😂😂 That Was Funny❤️
Blueeee?
Lol
This is exactly the reason why I love to watch people that haven't played minecraft play for the first time
Mikey: Is that diamonds??!!
Also Mikey: Is that a chicken??!!
Mikey is just finding everything rare and getting confused when Jack and Jon get exited about what he found
*E X I T E D*
He literally found a bunch of diamonds worth of a week of mining in my gameplay
I know right 😂
John not Jon
You spelt Jon wrong it’s John
Mikey: Is Playing Minecraft
Minecraft Pros: This Is Gonna Be Brutal
No he is already a pro
I See He Is Evolving
Greninja da boi
What? Mikey is evolving?!?! Your Mikey evolved to Minecraft Mikey!
😂
@@nibot0157 ayyyy Greninja gang
Jack:Night! Every 9 year olds challenge
Me: Pathetic! I've been playing since I was a toddler!
I miss these videos, I’m so sad they’re not friends anymore and I wish they’ll patch things up eventually
they likely wont but we can dream
They are still friends
“~Nobody told me Minecraft was a horror game~”
Me, thinking about the cave update for next year: hell yeah and damn it will get scarier
Hail yeay
CAVE AND CLIFFS
Hail yeah! Bring on the wardens
Hail yeah
WAAAARRRRDDEEENNNNNN
Mikey, while giggling adorably: “I’m a bad boy”
Time stamp?
Nvm I found it’s 33:38
33:41
Minions 3????
No it’s despicable me 3.
Me: Mom, can we have Pokémon snap?
Mom: no, we have Pokémon snap at home
Pokémon snap at home: 20:15
Pokemon safari
As soon as Mikey gets into a snow biome he WILL say "Hail yeah"
It’s kinda wholesome watching Mikey literally watching his friends die and still be so confused
without the context that this is a video game, this is a disturbing comment lmao
His friends: *mentions (blank)*
Mikey: “Hey look what is that”
His friends: “THATS THE (BLANK)!
Lmao
True
Diamonds, Pillager Outpost, etc
“Oh that’s a bug”
*spider appears before Mikey*
That wasn’t even the kind of bug they were talking about.
37:25 That was my fav part when Michael just felt like being a pro and do parkour
“Never use your diamonds on a hoe.”
Me: glances over at enchanted netherite hoe.
Avengers infinity war was the most ambitious crossover ever
Michael: Steve
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Lol yes
“I have stolen this mans roof”
“ YEAH THATS WHAT WE LIKE TO HERE!”
“ MINECRAFT IS ABOUT PILLAGING”
ah yes, friendship
Yes beautiful friendship
Speedrunners: Noice
I wach that part of the vid 😂😂😂😂😂 i read the comment 😂😂😂👌👌
When Mikey plays Among us "My second murder"
Wow, it's been exactly one year, and I'm rewatching it from the same place as I did a year ago. Wow, time has passed!
Mikey: This is a christian server
10 mins later: "We are gonna go kill woodland critters"
Mikey " I'm ok with that"
Christians also hunt boars. Hunting animals has nothing to do with Christianity.
Dont forget about the murder of the villagers
Pacifist servers are not practical for survival games
@@hypertech116 oh lol diddnt know dat
about the boars
"When will the night end!?? oh a pickaxe!"
that changed mood very quickly
Time to change that 69th like
Time to change that 72nd like
Time to change 76th like
My conversations, are like that, but not moods.
Time to change that 219 like
Rules
10:02 Rule 1: Never Dig Straight Down
14:59 Rule 2: Never Use Your Diamonds On A Hoe
25:30 Rule 3: Always Bring a Backup Boat
W
8:30 Hi, welcome to Wendy’s.
12:55 *ExCuSe YoU?!*
20:44 *The- EXCUSE YOU?!*
21:03 *NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*
26:50 Yeah lets go to be- *AAAAAAHHHH!*
34:38 *I can’t see past your giant head! *EXCUSE YOU?!*
Forcing Pokemon to fight to the death: That's fine
Tying a cow to a fence post: That's inhumane...
“You guys are supposed to be teaching me, not having a civil war!”
America rn: *_*
Thats truth right there
Hahahahahahah
" You guys are supposed to be teaching me, not having a civil war!
Me: thinking of the dream smp
i love that for the first 20 minutes mikey screams when theres a mobs
31:40 "OMG ok you're the damage dealer," said Jack, as Mikey proceeds to get a sword crit.
Use An Axe Instead
Micheal : "oh no the chicken got out!"
Jack: "The chicken got out? How did the chicken get out??"
Micheal 10 seconds earlier: *calmly digging his way out of the hole and releasing the chicken*
That is a 5000 IQ play right there
“You smacked me with a BAGUETTE!” -Purplecliffe
That made me die
Same
Oui oui
OUI OUI!
Excuse You
You smacked me with a baguette!
36:50 this man slick af. He jumped and an arrow nearly missed him 🤔
And he looked back
+10 coolness
31:00
underrated moment
I love the perfectly timed “you may not rest now, there are monsters nearby” along with Jack screaming and getting mauled by an enderman
Edit: omg thanks for all the likes AND THE MAN HIMSELF HEARTED IT thanks so much
Editing the comment removes the heart
@@jamesthanoob RIP
“I’m 25 and I’ve been making gaming videos for the last 7yrs”
Seems like you’re living the life
Congrats to the 69 lives, ILL RUIN IT
Aside from the never having played Minecraft part
hey im the one who made it 271 c:
Hail yeah
@Lance Libadisos he is talking it's life!!
Man I was laughing the whole time , I subbed , Mikey deserves it
Pokemen7: *Literally breathes*
Purplecliffe: "So you have chosen death"
Mikey: sees a spider “Never knew Minecraft was a horror game”
Me: Laughing at the idea of Mikey encountering The Warden
Mikey: *screaming like Umbreon when he sees Floor Tentacles*
O N O
Hahaha
yay
Wait warden wasn't added yet
The day has finally come
He has played Minecraft
No its: A FOOLISH MISCALCULATION!!!!!!
FINALLY
@Andrew-Michael Galang
As Squirtle would put it
“Today is a good day”
@Andrew-Michael Galang what the **** happened to the show?
@@darkdragonx650 it moved to tiktok
1st episode:using bread to smack people.
2nd episode:breaking glass with bread.
Well this could lead well...
Whenever I feel sad, I love nothing more than watching a noob playing Minecraft.
Omggg the most innocent line: "Is nighttime bad?"
2:55
Mikey: *Finally plays Minecraft*
People on Mikey’s subrebbit: It only took 100 years.
Did you know what that means michael finaly will play the Pixelmon mod
@@soulhoney1908 *Among Us crewmate victory sound*
@@PerhapsPoket turn up the volume because it features all the generations
"Guys you're supposed to be helping me not start a Civil War" continues to make me laugh
Mikey: "no one told me that minecraft was a horror game"
Me: *starts singing to the tune of the friends theme* "So no one told you minecraft was a horror game"
“8 is the max amount of diamonds you can get in a vein.”
My friend who found two 8 veins next to each other effectively making it a 16 vein
what
omg your friend is LUCKY
the max ive found i’m pretty sure is 10
but i think it was a glitch
oh god what i lucky friend XD
Mikey: *sees bottles of enchanting*
Also Mikey: tHeRe'S pOtAtOeS!
I guess he has his priorities straight i mean he did enchant most of his stuff already and the xp from a bottle ain't that much and there's only two bottle not need to be over excited with the xp bottle (Mikey is the farmer he can grow potatoes now) so between the farm and cows and potatoes they have food for dayz
@@scarletrose8766 😐 ok
@@scarletrose8766 😂😂😂
So True
69th like
12:03 Mikey sings secret tunnel
No need to thank me.
But I will anyways lol
“Why are there so many things in this cute block game that can *murder you?!?*”
I.... I just feel that XD
"john, quick get to to the wendys!"
"there are a lot of monsters here"
True so true
Lol
This is the best comment I’ve seen all day
Micheal: Not to jinx it, but it’s night and we’re doing fine.
5 minutes later
Micheal: **Terrified Screaming**
I know I'm late but "excuse you..." Smack "Wait...what did i do" "you just smacked me with a baguette" "What..." laugh " i was just trying to eat it" made me laugh really hard
there are so many epic joke insults in this video and I love it examples: "John, ur house looks like a mcdonalds playplace fro m the 90s" "I have a prettier house than you." "That is a hillside jail"
“Are we gonna have a bet to see who gets diamonds first?”
Mikey: it’s not me
*Finds diamonds 0.1485 seconds later*
I actualy predicted this
For everyone who’s played Minecraft before, yes I feel you pain 10 fold
*10. Fold.*
Especially when Mikey getting woods from someone's roof
Kills enemies with pickaxe
Why is your name in japenesw
@@roshnibaxi5280 Probably because that’s their name
17:23
Mikey randomly: “Can we eat cat?”
33:00 "HE" just laid an egg!
As soon as he said “AHA I’ve killed a sheep.... My first murder”
I was actually dying
Were you the sheep? 😂
@@yuumiyuki *Sniff* Nahhhhhh
THREE PLAYERS, LIVING IN A VILLAGE, THEY START A WAR WITH GOLEMS
THEIR SPAWN POINT IS ON A MOUNTAIN, BUILT A PATH UNDER A WENDY’S
(I forgot the next part but then it goes)
SECRET TUNNEL
SECRET TUNNEL
THRU THE WENDY’S
SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL
I fucking love you
please do more of this and make it a series, this is everything a fun minecraft with friends series should be and its amacing
I got an wendy’s ad right after “do we want to go on the wendy’s mining adventure” at around 14:32
*this Minecraft video is sponsored by Wendy’s*
John: I don’t even have the bed
Mikey: *checks inventory and sees bed*
Also Mikey: why do I hear boss music
They can also practically steal villagers bed if they wanted to
“do you want me to come back?”
“no.”
*proceeds to jump towards the 8 pillagers*
my middle name is *DANGER*
Ah yes, I do love me some good DANGER
24:54 perfectly cut scream
Mikey's cluelessness kills me
Him: *uploads his first time playing Minecraft*
Me: *excited*
Online school: NOT SO FASTT.
Edit: oh my thank you so much for all the likes, in just a half hour this comment has 40 likes! I want to say how much I appreciate all of the people who liked this comment!
Stay safe :)
When I heard him sing secret tunnel...
He is speaking the language of the gods.
Lol
Same
same
Same lol
Google Be Our Best Friends During These Times
36:00 I like how there is all this good loot in the pillager base and he takes potatoes.
😂😂😂
he is technoblade he even did a mlg boat
5:11 *the giant enemy spider doo doo doo doo*
Mikey: Wait, you only got two?
Jack: Okay, listen here, Mr. Privilege. Not everybody finds EIGHT!
MIKEY BROUGHT BACK THE MEMES
“This is a Christian minecraft server! No bed sharing until MARRIAGE”😂😂😂
This is now one of my favorite videos on UA-cam. Thank you for this, this has so many funny moments💖
Same
This is a masterpiece
A work of Art
Chest: Has Exp. Bottles
Mikey: Ooohh, potatoes
Technoblade agrees
Potatoes are better then Exp.Bottles
@@agnakoh2279 agreed
the blade would be proud
Hmm yes the Irish delicacy
23:47 no one heard John asking a question "Define dangerous". Poor John😑😑
You'd be surprised how common it is for a civil war to break out in minecraft multiplayer even before every participant knows the basics of the game.