mom: thats a lie son i know mikey: you know this is a minecraft roleplay server? mom: my life is a wast sever: Mom LEFT THE GAME mikey: lets play some pokemon!
They tricked him into throwing his enchanted diamond pickaxe into lava. And he used a torch to light a portal. I have a feeling the end is not going to be so good.
I love how unintentionally brilliant Mikey is at Minecraft. An 8 diamond vein, the Pillager Outpost, and now finding 2 Ancient Debris. I take my hat off to you sir.
"Light The Portal" Mikey: *Proceeds to put torch in portal frame* The viewers and Mikey's friends: Its funny how dumb you are Purplecliffe: *Demonic Screeching*
That acting on Jack’s part with the netherite pickaxe thing was so good it convinced me even though I’ve played this much more than Mikey …until the creeper thing
Day1: You are supposed to teach me how to play the game, not having a civil war. Day 2: You are supposed to teach me how to play the game, not begging for help
I like how Pokemen7 is being so kind and mentoring while purplecliffe is just pulling pranks on Mikey Edit: 24:38 he definitely saw that on Film Theory
30:05 *Flashback to Michael’s previous Minecraft video* “You guys are supposed to be teaching me the game, not having a civil war!” Me: *plays both clips, and edits them together to make them sound mostly synchronized* *Looks at **39:57**, starts another flashback* “You need help, Mikey?” “You know what? No.”
John (your average Minecraft player) Mikey(serious and has never played Minecraft) Jack(crazy evil the kind of person who dose ever undertale ending multiple times including each variation of the neutral ending)
3:57 child: mom I accidentally broke a window. Mom: WHAT HOW? Child: I tried to eat bread. Mom: HOW TF IS THAT RELEVANT? child: idk all ik is I forgot how to eat bread.
16:43 Speaking of Notch, Fun fact!: Back in the day, when he would die, he would drop a apple. And it is still true today! If you look in Dreams video featuring Notch, for one second you can see a apple drop upon his death.
If you make a Minecraft skin of me and post it on Skindex (with the tag MandJTV), there's a chance I'll use it in an upcoming Minecraft video!
I posted a comment before your comment >:D
:O
Too bad im a bad skin creator :(
Ooooooooooo!! But idk what skindex is lol
Hail yeah
If I kill a baby cow does it give me leather
Mikey: "You sick, sick man"
Me: "Says the guy who asked if they can eat cat last time"
Pixelmon
Bruh
Mikey: and killed a a bunny too.
Mmmmmm cat meat
@@imbadatdrawing9769 discusting
Mikey be like " Mommy, I accidentally broke a window" " how did you do that?" "I tried to eat my bread"
mom: thats a lie son i know
mikey: you know this is a minecraft roleplay server?
mom: my life is a wast
sever: Mom LEFT THE GAME
mikey: lets play some pokemon!
*clears throat* Its a baguette, well acording to purpleclife
the commenter and repliers except me have green profile
technically I also have green
Edit: now I dont
lol
420th like
"Light the portal."
*Mikey then proceeds to use a torch to 'light the portal'*
*That was too wholesome*
So true
Mikey took that waaaaaaay to seriously
Ye
i loved that part
I laughed sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooòoooooooooooooo hard
They tricked him into throwing his enchanted diamond pickaxe into lava. And he used a torch to light a portal. I have a feeling the end is not going to be so good.
“Look at them and they won’t attack you”
"Oh just go up there and just punch the weird things"
“Give the well diamonds and it’ll give you enchanted armor”
“Yeet your amour into the black, you will get a ender pick axe it’s better than netherite.”
Well, their End actually did go pretty well
Mikey: There's a spider that climb our thing!!!
Also Mikey during killing a spider jockey:"say's nothing"
You forgot a c
Well he is new to minecraft..
Mikey when spiders can climb walls: WHAT IS THIS
Mikey when skeletons ride on spiders: ....
I love the mental image of someone trying to eat bread and throwing a loaf of bread at a window
It's hilarious
Thank you now I am dying of laughing
Bread is now evill!
Like Aoyama and cheese
OK Hinozall Awoken (Jettett07)
When Mikey said "With an evil, twisted son of a b****" I started laughing
"I tried to eat my bread and broke a window"
-Micheal Groth 2020
ive been there bud
We have the same first name
@@IGT17 noice
What you said in the comment i did in real life when i was 4
@@IGT17 *you what*
I love how Mikey is the only child baby boy, John is the motherly dad, and Jack’s just crazy uncle 😂😂😂
6:41
Could not stop laughing.
Jack: If you punch Redstone, it glows.
John: Do you glow if I punch you?
technically he do cuz u get red when u take damage in minecraft
@@deadpoolgames1 true
“Don’t bat Ghast fireballs into John’s face, and if you do, be accurate” This killed me
The time for that is 35:47
It killed them too ;P
Hhhhhhaaaahahahahahahaahahhahahaa trueeeeeeee
That was my favorite part of the video
It’s not hard it’s a 50% chance if you just hit it
"I'm trying to survive the babies"
Me babysitting my siblings: Haha, I do that
Ditto🐽
@Aanya Rao It's me making a Pokémon joke. The word Ditto means me to. So if you say you are hungry, and I say Ditto, that means I'm hungry to.
I love how unintentionally brilliant Mikey is at Minecraft. An 8 diamond vein, the Pillager Outpost, and now finding 2 Ancient Debris. I take my hat off to you sir.
:0
I remember getting 2 8 diamknd veins right next to each other then found 5 ancient debris
the man found the nether forretress too
*casually fights a spider jockey*
im pretty sure this is staged
Mikey: I don’t know how to get up
Purple: you know they have a medicine for that
Are we not going to acknowledge this?
No
that made me laugh so hard pun intended
mikey lighting the portal with aa torch was the cutest thing ever
It was super wholesome and at least he tried.
“I tried to eat my bread but I broke a window”
Ah yes... Minecraft
Lol
Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA
Instructions unclear
I burned down a forest trying to eat a cake
Jack: DONT MOVE, LOOK DOWN!
MICHEAL: *looks down in real life*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
loooooooolll
Time stamp?
Lol
ha ha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mikey: finds Netherite
Jack: I need to pee
Me: Nearly died in laughter
"Light The Portal"
Mikey: *Proceeds to put torch in portal frame*
The viewers and Mikey's friends: Its funny how dumb you are
Purplecliffe: *Demonic Screeching*
"I don't know how to get up."
"Uhh, they make medicine for that."
13:11
I love how he just silently unsheathes his sword 😂
So you did trick me... 😠
Mikey: Huh, I wonder what this hard stuff is
John and Jack: • _ •
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Rrrrr
@@jayden.02 damn
Pppffftt
That acting on Jack’s part with the netherite pickaxe thing was so good it convinced me even though I’ve played this much more than Mikey
…until the creeper thing
“Light the portal”
Literally lights up the portal
“Check your inventory”
“How did that get there how do u guys keep giving me all this stuff”
John: Mikey, you have to light the portal and we're not going to tell you how
*Mikey learned Confusion!*
Facts
That is amazing
Hahahha
@@yugiboy247 seconds ago
Pixelmon
Michael when pokemen7 kills a baby cow: you sick
Michael in the first episode: cAn We EaT tHe CaT!?
you mean purple cliff
To be fair,Humans do eat cats but we don’t eat baby cows.They don’t have enough meat
Man i want more e
@@chunghung7951 Oh dear
@@rxse948 check the vid jack said well I hope not
"hes the son of poseidon" so he's jack cause hes Percy JACKson
FINALLY ANOTHER CULTURED PERSON
@@nimbusttp_archive BROOO 2 PEOPLE? HOLY HELL THIS IS INSANE, PERCY JACKSON LIFE B O I
@@xsxeno LESS GO
Yass
UES
Diamond's: Exist
Purplecliff: *_ThIS iS BeST DaY oF MY liLFe!_*
Lava: its free real estate
The fact that Mikey just cut to him finding ancient debris is hilarious.
15:31 "Where are you John, I'm tired of interacting with Jack" that killed me
People spend hours in the nether trying to find atleast ONE ancient debris. And Micheal goes in and finds 2 Good Job dude
ancient debris is ridiculously easy to find with beds you’ll find 1 in like 5 mins
@@anomynousanomynous9847 I agree I have 9 netherite blocks just from using beds in the nether. It the easiest way.
Your profile looks like one of my friends
HOURS TO FIND ONE!!! WHAT PLEBS.
I did that once, me being not too familiar with the update in that regard lol.
Of course, the common statement: "I tried to eat bread, and I broke a window".
Yes
r/brandnewsentences or whatever it is
:( I posted a comment the same day, and you got more likes. Like and subscribe 😁👍🏻
@@Aandeeeee I'm sorry for stealing your thunder. Forgive me
I tried to eat my bread but I broke a window by accident
Michael: **shooting the Enderman with a bow**
Me: I- You can't- just- wha- nevermind.
Mikey: You killed a baby cow, you sicko!
Also Mikey: chasing after a baby rabbit for 30 seconds consistently
Ya kill baby cow your a monster but kill a rabbit its survival
5:53
Jack: “OH OH OH LOOK DOWN DONT MOVE”
Michael: *Looks down in real life*
Lmao
Lmfaooo i didn't notice
😂
@@notyou4011 same
Haha
Haha hahahahahahahahahayahahahahah aaaaaaazaa :)
20:27 love how he does not question the spider jockey lol.
Jack and John complimenting micheal cuz he did "return to sender"
Micheal: i didn't even try
lol
He did return to sender, with a bow, without even trying to
Its amazing
"Miekcaeyl" not Micheal
@@churro1201 hahahahhaah
ua-cam.com/video/xrNU7ccLP38/v-deo.html
24:38
“Come with me and you’ll be in a world of OSHA violations”
Well somebody watches film theory. :D
lol
Iiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiikikkikkdo!
I made a comment like this
That’s what I thought lmao
@@xensvr Good for you?
"How could I have known that without you telling me?"
"Dying many times."
Minecraft: Dark Souls Edition
Michael: *puts torch on portal to light it*
Literally everyone else: Oh, Mikey!
*Poooop plays in the background*
I burst out laughing
It's absolutely fine
All of us have been there
Right?
@@Drazz007 n-no just no
I mean he did light it up technically
Day1: You are supposed to teach me how to play the game, not having a civil war.
Day 2: You are supposed to teach me how to play the game, not begging for help
Day 3 you supposed to to teach me how to play not hot to spawn the wether
I’m the 69th like I’m very happy
Wonder what day 4 will be
Day 4 is Pixelmon.
Day three:you are supposed to teach me the game not shooting yourselves
I love how when jacks not around it actually becomes a Minecraft teaching tutorial😂
"I'm trying to survive the babies"
Purplecliffe 2020
35:30
Pwahahahahhaha
yep
I like how Pokemen7 is being so kind and mentoring while purplecliffe is just pulling pranks on Mikey
Edit: 24:38 he definitely saw that on Film Theory
Michael: goes through the portal
God: Hi welcome to chili’s
lol
The people who love the chili's HATE people who like mcdonelds and wendys
Chili mean the country?or u combine chilly and chilli.
@@Aspen_The_Rizzler being a person who never tried chili’s I can confirm that half of the McDonald’s people have chili’s
Mikey:I've been falling for 30 minutes
Loki:that line sounds familiar
I was forced to watch a Buzzwole flex... FOR TWO HOURS
@@draysonbowling8392 ahh yes.......
I miss pokemon talk
@@draysonbowling8392 That dude's definitely juicing. Literally.
Mikey: is a family friendly youtuber
Jack: is it black and hard?
for once "hell yeah" is arguably more relevant than "hail yeah"
underrated lmao
"I LOST MY DIAMONDS!"
"you fell in the lava and lost your diamonds?"
"NO"
24:40 that was from Film Theory
That’s what I immediately noticed
I noticed that immediately
Imagine you try to eat bread irl and instead punch the window closest to you
Oh that why my window broke when I ate my bread last week
I smacked my friend with a baguette yesterday
"Screw the Nether" would be a fitting song for this video.
Underrated comment
@Rubi kuja but don't dig straight doooooooown you'll regret that
@@lawnchairs BUT NOW YOU FEEL BRAVE
WITH YOUR PICK AND YOUR SPADE
TO ROAM IN THESE CAAAVES
@@theformalenderman7573 not looking for gold
This stuff's purple
Or so I was toooooold
By some people
@Rubi kuja this is all the prep that I'll go through
Even if my tools are make-do
Moving to the Nether
“If i kill a baby cow will it give me leather”
Peta wants to know your location
what idg the refferenc
No
i’ve literally been waiting for you to post a second part to minecraft lol
Same
Same here
Same
Me Two
me too mate!
"This goes so deep."
-MandJTV2020
"Thats what she said."
-PurpleCliffe2020
When?
I love how Michael looks so mindless
I love how innocent mikey is when playing
Yeah
especially when he was in the nether "running" from the baby pigmen
Jack: look down
Michael: looks down in real life
Timestamp where
@@agentpotater4943 5:53
“You know what, it’s on camera so let’s do something stupid“
That’s going to be my new motto
Michael was so upset after he threw his pickaxe into lava lmao
😡💀💀
Mikey: Jack I hope you get 0% for you page for the rest of your life
Jack:Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
When you find yourself at the mercy of Giratina and his several Houndooms:
Pixelmon mod
@@soulhoney1908 i know righttt
@@soulhoney1908 we all need to comment about pixel mon
@@apple-wn5wo tell others about it
@@apple-wn5wo also the lucky block
“Did you just yet our eggs out of existence?”
*kills himself*
30:05 *Flashback to Michael’s previous Minecraft video*
“You guys are supposed to be teaching me the game, not having a civil war!”
Me: *plays both clips, and edits them together to make them sound mostly synchronized*
*Looks at **39:57**, starts another flashback*
“You need help, Mikey?” “You know what? No.”
5:30 That was a scream of Pure Agony XD
NOOOOOOOOOO
Jack
*Incoherant screaming of the very word “no”*
Captions
Jack: No.
"I tried to eat my bread and I broke a window!" -Michael, 2020.
These guys: *making a chicken farm out of the most lavish things
LTN: "write that down, write that down!"
Emerald chicken farm
12:58 was pain on a WHOLE new level
John: He's the son of Poseidon.
I didn't know Jack was Percy Jackson.
It's his second name
Percy JACKson
@@nova_omega1566 i forgot to take that into account. huh neat
@@APN8000 Yeah then he can breath underwater without any potions lol
Percy JACKson
The actual title should be "My first time going to where Miltank came from" This seems more realistic for Mikey
And volbeat
Fax
25:50 that portal is LITten. Literally it's lit. Ready to go through a completely normal portal.
mikey: throws pick in lava
*you've just been bamboozled*
Has PurpleCliffe become a hypnotist?
20:24
John: Kill, Mikey. Kill or be killed!
Mikey: (struggles to open door)
"I dont know how to get up"
"They make medicine for that"
"That stuff is really hard"
"Is it black?"
Sounds like a dong joke.
He found a big black rock
@Thomas Strong pretty sure they were
I thought he was talking about obsidian
I don’t like that........
@Thomas Strong British Broadcasting Company????
“Imagine rubbing it in every time you find diamonds- OH MY GOD DIAMONDS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE”
It amazes me on how he can do so many impressive things on accident no effort and now he’s better than dream
"The spider is climbing up the tree- wait you're burning down forests???"
Lmao
Mikey on his wedding: "I don't want to be alone at any point in time."
17:16 Mikey is disgusted by jack killing a baby cow, but in the first episode, he asked if he could eat a cat
Mikey says F**k on recording for the first time
Everyone: clap, clap, clap ,clap, clap
Lol
Have you watch pokmon talk
@@Ambassador_of_cringe I AM A FMMMING DOCTOR
Time stamp
Dude, actually he said that in the Pokémon let’s go stereotypes.
The intro was honestly the most innocent thing I’ve ever seen
13:16 i wanna see Jack's POV with Michael stomping towards him
A P P R O A C H
When you eventually get the hang of vanilla Minecraft, you should try Pixelmon, or some other Pokémon mod!
Mikey really should
I think it got removed, because 'Nintendo ' happend for that pokemon quest game
@@Canthisbeunique There is a different one and it still exists right now
@@FanOnTheCounter for how long before Nintendo finds out
40:08 THIS MAN JUST HIT A GAST FIRE CHARGE BACK WITH AN ARROW, THE SINGLE HARDEST BOW RELATED THING TO DO. BRAVO
That wasn't him tho nvm it was him
He did it twice mind you
24:37 the Osha violations song will never not crack me up. it's the reason I keep rewatching this vid.
Me too lmao. Also I gave u ur first like on dis comment
Honestly, after being up all night with anxiety, this is one of the best things I could've found at like 7:30
“I have been falling for 30 minutes!” I loved that part. Thor Ragnarok is one of my favorite movies.
Thor Ragnarok
Lol
@@hypertech116 thank you
"Is it an invincibility star thing?"
"Ehh, it's the closest thing."
Totems of Undying :
*TwT*
I thought John was Chaos and Craziness combined.
He’s very calm compared to Jack. And look Mikey is their straight man.
John (your average Minecraft player)
Mikey(serious and has never played Minecraft)
Jack(crazy evil the kind of person who dose ever undertale ending multiple times including each variation of the neutral ending)
@@silver_kitten no, not every undertale ending
The genocide route 100 times
@@what.380 nah he is not EVIL HE just dose not care and dose what ever he want good or bad
You’re telling me Mikey accidentally knocked a fireball back at a ghast WITH AN ARROW and KILLED IT and nobody is commenting about it?
That is pretty easy
@@silver_kitten forgetting that he had just started playing Minecraft
@@matdielox2115 good point
3:57 child: mom I accidentally broke a window.
Mom: WHAT HOW?
Child: I tried to eat bread.
Mom: HOW TF IS THAT RELEVANT?
child: idk all ik is I forgot how to eat bread.
LMAO
Suggestion for Intro: Greetings Mining Fans! Minechael here!
That will be awesome
Let’s blow up this comment
Yes
Or
Mine-chael
Minechael here
"The spider it's up on the side of the tree! Wait your burning down forest?" sounds like pokemon talks
That sounds like australia
16:43
Speaking of Notch,
Fun fact!:
Back in the day, when he would die, he would drop a apple.
And it is still true today! If you look in Dreams video featuring Notch, for one second you can see a apple drop upon his death.
Jack: Bamboozled
Mikey: my disapointment is imeasurable and my day is ruined
13:35 Michael: *swears*
Me: I thought this was a Christian Minecraft server.
Lol
You can't blame him tho jack raged him to hard
24:37 PurpleCliffe being a FilmTheory fan makes me so happy
You have to admit, Mikey is an excellent archer
He's spent a long time throwing pokeballs.
@@randomzergling true
@@randomzergling Pokemon trainers have better aim than the average archer lol