Karate Kid: Crimes of Daniel LaRusso - Part One
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- The Cobra Kai dojo, in association with Dynatox Industries, presents a montage of the crimes and immoralities of Daniel LaRusso.
Dedicated to the greatest man on the face of the earth: Mr. Terry Silver.
Best of all, these undeniable facts make trollers like genesim2010 butthurt as hell! - Розваги
I love how when he falls down the hill it says "trespassing" this is hilarious
IK I showed this to my friend and she was like what the heck 😂😂😂
Dana D I
I think about it and it makes me laugh.
I can't stop laughing at that
Dana D Animal cruelty for the fly gets me too
When he caught a fly and it said animal cruelty lol
vicki smith
😁 Yeah, i really felt sory 4 it.
I lost it
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*catches fly*
Animal Cruelty
Lolz
Ikr
TheTacoGod23 oh yeah yeah
Mr. Miyagi was so disgusted he got up and left in anger
😂😂😂😂
He wasn't supposed to squash it though just catch it
4:50
*Accidently knocks one brick over*
DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY.
Yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dang strict world
If lying is a CRIME, the world is in a heap of shit :D
Johnny Ace fr 😂
It also said immoralities
We are
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It also said immoralities, u probably wont see this since it was 5 years ago
Johnny Ace it already is lol
"Making Wet Floors Without Proper Signage" got me LOL
There's another crime. Lying to his Newark friends that he would be back.
😂😂
OMG I'm rolling! This is awesome!
Fanik10 now there’s a new show
He isn't allowed in newark anymore
Fanik10
Yeah he probably never did.
Mom: "Whats with that Karate Place *Points to Cobra Kai Dojo*
Larusso: "Sucks"
LYING
Fr
Biggest lie in the list.
Well he wasn’t being truthful
Johnny's medicinal marijuana.
zshar10 it's a thing
why is he taking marijuana inside the bathroom
Roniben Orense To treat that broken nose from Daniel’s assault on the beach
Hahahhahaa
@@ronibenorense9175 Johnny is a nice guy and does not want to disturb the other partygoers while he takes his medicine, which tends to smell.
But he's like 22 in this movie and he looks freaking 16 like *i aM cOnFuSiOn*
Joseph and Nevaeh Lauriano you should see how old he looks now mid-late 30’s but is in his early 50’s I think.
And the voice of a 14 year old.
Holy fucking shit, I just realized he was in his early to late 20's throughout all three karate kid movies, and I was fooled into thinking that all this time he was no older than 20 by the third one. What is this black magic sorcery?
@@kevsdigitalartsmore3743 he's gonna be 60 next year in November.
Wtfffff
Impersonating a Valet LMAO
We still have unfinished business with Larusso have you seen him?
That had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
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Ramyan
MR. SIDEWINDER yes he’s in LA, runs a dealership. You’ll find him there.
Almost pulled a muscle after reading that one.
"daniel what's wrong?"
"nOtHiN"😂😂
2:09
CAUSE I FElt LIke It MAa 2:11
All you wanna hear is how great it is out here,Well it may be great for you but it sucks for me 2:13
🤣🤣🤣🤣NOTHING
He kinda sounds like naruto
You really feel it when he says it. Great acting by both.
The worst crime was obviously jaywalking
@Bore Boss nah it was invasion of privacy.
Persona...
@@thebatteen3807 Not destruction of property?
@@thebatteen3807 nah it was his illegal kick
Nah it’s him saying this school sucks
I almost wet my pants laughing at "Wet Floor Without Proper Signage (OSHA Violation)"
It is a crime
Mr Miyagi's face should be used in a Meme - The face you pull when you get away with cheating.
James Celts 😂😂😂
ev3n gr8er trans4mable bumble bee yeah for beating up multiple minors that’s like 10 years in prison
And gaining praise and esteem for fooling people into thinking you're doing something noble and wise when you're actually being a lying cheating scumbag.
@@greatest_bumble_bee_dude Miayagi used Daniel for child labor. He also gained control of Daniel by tormenting him psychologically leading to a trauma-bonding codependent relationship that may or may not involved age-inappropriate activities.
Every point he scores, "excess contact" love it.
Shoving his tongue down her throat on the first kiss what a gentleman HAHAHAHA had me laughing so hard! First time I watched the movie I thought "that went from sweet old married couple kiss to sucking face"
@/Zoe Greene he was 22 lol
IKR! I was like, "Are you trying to swallow her?"
I hope that was scripted Bc that did NOT look pleasurable for Ali
@@greatest_bumble_bee_dude Danial was a pathological liar and likely suffered from various Cluster B personality disorders .
Let's not forget Daniel beat johnny with an illegal kick.
Hahahah yeah. Jonny says at cobra kai
Yeh everyone is saying that Daniel is the bully like ppl none are 24/7 nice
"Johnny's Walkman and Medicinal Marijuana" lmao
"this school sucks man"
*swearing on school property*
im fucking dead this video is great
People don't take this serious. Only a true karate kid fan would take the time to make this! Lol
A true fan who believes that Johnny Lawrence is the real karate kid...not freking Daniel Larusso
@@abinashmishra329 Cobra Kai: johnny and daniel becomes friends at the end of season 3
@@abinashmishra329 how
"invasion of privacy" as mr. miyagi just awkwardly stares 😂
1:16-1:31 and it was against Bobby, the only Cobra Kai that felt any compassion for Daniel. Bobby tried to avoid the beach fight by telling Johnny to forget about Ali, he apologizes after he injures Daniel's leg and the most famous one, when he tells his friends that he's had enough.
True
Bobby... unfortunately hangs out with the wrong friends. It's clear that he's nowhere near as bad a kid as the people he hangs out with. He did intentionally trip Daniel on the Soccer field, took part in the Skeleton Costumed 5 to 1 Beat Down on Daniel but was also the first to say he's had enough and try to stop the epic beat down, and he did deliberately injure Daniel in the Tournament. In every situation he was influenced by others to do bad things. Johnny signaled him to get Daniel resulting in the trip. He got caught up in going along with his friends for the beat down. His Sensie instructed him to deliberately injure Daniel regardless of Bobby's objections. In each situation he suffered negative consequences to his bad actions. On the Soccer Field as a result of the trip he was tackled by Daniel and after a brief tussle got socked in the face. His taking part in the 5 to 1 Beat Down resulted in him and all his friends getting his and their @$$es kicked single handedly by Mr. Miyagi. And the deliberate injuring of Daniel resulted in him being disqualified from the Tournament thus resulting in the loss of his chance at winning. I mean he made the semifinals. If he had beat Daniel... and he might have, we'll never know, it would have been him facing Johnny in the final match. Johnny lost that match. Who is to say that Bobby might not have been the one to beat him and become the Tournament Champipn, if he had not been disqualified for his deliberately injuring Daniel. Too bad he let other people influence his better judgment. I feel like if it weren't for the company Bobby kept and the influence they had on him, this otherwise good kid might have been Daniel's friend... rather than his enemy.
And then tried to stop Kreese from choking Johnny
Well now we know he became a minister.
@@corymccarty8603 There's no such thing as a bad student. But a bad Teacher.
I love how it says suck is a swear word
8:05 should've added Racially Motivated Hate Crime ( Assaulted The Cobra Kai's only Black member )
Thomas Evans Don't forget another hate crime assault at 3:23.
😂😂
Yeah don't pick on Lamar from revenge of the nerds Daniel you thug.
That black guy is also gay. Double hate crime violation.
Thomas Evans ya Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds..😂😂😂😂
*underage drinking* that moment when you find out that in real life he was 22 when this was made
In the movie his age is defined as a 16 year old pendejo
Jk idc :)
**rolling down a big hill**
**falls off bike**
Trespassing
I'm sleep Zz😂😂
“pOrN kIsSiNg” I’m cackling 😂
"Porn Kissing" I'm dead😂😂
Thank god it was not "whatching porn with miyagi"
😂😂😂
bruh lol
LMFAOO
“Animal cruelty” I freaking lost it
Daniel: *dust's his shirt*
Video : Littering
6:23. Interfering with arcade game operation. That's gotta be a felony! 😂😂😂😂
"Porn kissing at a family establishment" lol. That one is under rated.
plaid shirt+camo pants=fashion crime
Steals the belt, then when Daniel asks where he got it from, says, “Buddha provide.”
6:43
*Porn Kissing at a Family Establishment*
"It's her first kiss with you and you stick your tongue down her throat? What a gentleman."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that had me dying 😂😂😂
“He and his gang tossed me off a cliff!”
*falls down a HILL*
Trespassing as he gets knocked down a hill 🤣
Catches a fly with chopsticks - Animal cruelty HAHAHAHAHAA.
Mr Miyagi - Evil Okinawa black magic overlord !
Destruction of property: Johnny’s walkman and medical marijuana 😂 😂
I love how this is taken so seriously
This is hilarious,I think maybe us old folks that watched it when it first came out can appreciate just how funny it really is
He was peeping tom before the water on marijuana crime
LOL
Omg ur right
The trespassing one had me dead. The cheap shot sucker punch was legit
Gotta say, as a child of the eighties, I didn't mind seeing elizabeth shue on screen.
I'm amazed at how good looking she still was in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
FireMinstrel I'll have to check that out. The last movie I saw her in, was "Hollow Man" I think was the name of the movie. It also had Kevin Bacon in it, if I'm not mistaken. Thanks for the info!!!
@@defiantone8556 yes it is
Admit it she was way out of Daniel's league...
He was a bit too scrawny for her.
She looked good with Johnny
For sure...
Her parents like Johnny too
Beware for the worst joke ever
Daniel lies so much.......
He should be called Daniel Lie-russo
I never realized Daniel IS a bully. He starts fights and then chickens out.
The thug Daniel..The purse snatcher from New Jersey. Daniel punches people....then hauls ass...
Yep
Yep
"Johnny´s Medicinal Marijuana" huahauhauhauahuahuahuahauhauhauhauhauhauha
Porn kissing i fucking lost it
Me 2
That's what she said.
Oblio1942 I'm just like that's a hot kiss😂❤
the only violation Daniel made during the tournament fights was the _Standing bicycle Kick_ which resulted in intentional face contact which is explicitly forbidden even in full-contact karate competition...
And mr Miyagi knows it !!!
Mathilde Villa - Hi
Mathilde Villa smug face
Miyagi brainwashed Daniel by abusing him psychologically, which led to a codependent, trauma-bonding relationship in which Daniel was conditioned to enjoy Miyagi's abusive behavior and view it as tough-love from and old wise guy from the East. Also worth noting is Miyagi was a Nei-sei or 2nd generation Japanese American who barely knew Japanese and actually spoke with an American accent but faked a Japanese broken-English accent as a form of weaponized incompetence and was also a part of his "Wise old man from East" schtick.,
3:01 stalking.
Wes Sider I said that too!!!
I was thinking that too lol
Yes, I like that one myself.
Italian: Get off my case
Daniel: that was my line
Damn I guess Barney Stinson was right all along; Johnny is the REAL Karate Kid
Godot hell yeah
Godot I see u in wrestling comment sections
Godot
I wish the HIMYM people create a fan clip set around 2026 where Barney and a 6-year old Ellie are dressed in Cobra Kai garb. That'd be so much fun to watch.
Godot ya Johnny cade
I love how when Cobra Kai came out people started to sympathize with Johnny and realize Daniel is a prick.
I, personally, never liked Larusso
Ali kicked the soccer ball away to get Daniel away from them. He comes back and picks up the radio after clearly being warned not to touch it. Daniel was clearly trying to intervene. If he just wanted to give Ali the radio, he would've waited until after Johnny and Ali's conversation.
Any plans for a Hillary Swank edition?
Love it when he said “Lying” is a crime multiple times
This video is 10 years old.. cobra kai never dies
The amount of Excess Contact killed me 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😄 And Mr.Miyagi Knows it XD
Whoever made these has an amazing sense of humor
UA-cam
2010: nahhh
2011:still not
2012:nope
2013:have to wait
2014:you though
2015:almost
2016:nah kid
2017:They're still not ready
2018:just a little more
2019:They are ready
mom: daniel whats the matter?
daniel: NOTHING!!!
dude you threw your fricken bike in a dumpster
the man named HECORT
answering like a mad girlfriend is also a crime.
He's a guy
The crime that I felt was really underrated was illegal dumping and public disturbance. Those two had me in stiches.
1. What did Ali ever see in Daniel, being he was indeed violent and uncool?
2. Daniel was turning 16 that year, meaning he couldn't have been a senior, yet he was taking the same history class with Johnny who was a senior?
small ed he was turning 17 actually, he was just 16 when the movie first started
+James Sotelo
Then that means he should be a junior
Kamal King graded were different back in the 80s
Kamal King no he could easily be a senior
No. Depends on where he started school. I turned 17 in Sept of my Senior year and my brother turned 17 in Nov of his Senior year.
This man was ahead his time
Are you a lawyer 😂😂
Thank you for opening my eyes to Daniel's true and evil being
PAIN DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO! DOES IT!?
NO SENSEI
NO, SENSEI!
NO SENSEI
FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO DOES IT?
NO SENSEI!
Danny: * stands *
*IMPERSONATING VALET*
...And mr.miyaigi knows,I can't 😂😂😂
Annette Santiago ikr I fucking died with that smug face
"M E D I C I N A L Marijuana" 🤣🤣🤣
now that I think about all these incidents, what else do you expect from a 16 year old kid from New Jersey lol
Max MT Punk-ass Bastard Daniel .
I was in tears laughing so hard, brilliant work
...and Mr Miyagi knows it! Ahahahaha I'm in stitches!
"Trespassing" LMFAO!!!! I was expecting something like "Littering" or something like that
What about winning the tournament with a kick to the face?
Chris Talley yeah a elligal kick. If it was real life he would’ve lost because of that tho
Illegal Kick
Excess Contact
It was an illegal kick
Cupreme illegal
And also....Daniel never earned a black belt. Miyagi stole it and gave it to him. ( Karate Kid one.)
This guy needs to make a crimes of Daniel Larusso part 4 and 5 based on Daniel’s crimes in cobra kai
*animal cruelty* when he and Mr. Myagi caught a fly was hilarious
Ending is priceless. The smile on Mijagys face.....😂😂😂
I falled down hills like that when I was a Kid.
I just keep playing 1 sec. later.
You don't get a purple eye over that... grass is very soft.
So this is another 'Lying' situation
The dramatic music in the background is killing me lmao.
It’s so extra 😂😂
“Trespassing” Bruh... LMAO!
This is a good video I enjoyed it and laughed until I dropped. Daniel and Mr. Miyagi should be Arrested For Tournament Violations and Stealing a Black Belt that didn't belong to him. It wasn't shown here But Mr. Miyagi beats up Johnny and his friends in a lot near his apartments and that's Child Abuse and Assault and Battery. He Picks up only Daniel and leaves the rest in agonizing Pain they need medical attention and doesn't help them they must attend and take themselves to the hospital. Mr. Miyagi is a Child Beater and must go to Jail.
If cell phone cameras were around back then, the video recording would have led to a prison sentence for Miyagi.
The timing on "Trespassing" was great...lol
"and Mr Miyagi knows it" jajajajajaja
With all the lying he did it is no wonder he became a car salesman.
I remember watching this exact video about 8 years ago. Can't believe I've found it again after all this time.
“Jaywalking” @ 4:05 LaRusso needs to be off these streets such a terrible human being 😂😂😂
Is "Dressing like a shower curtain for a Halloween dance" a crime? It should be.
Mom: What's wrong?
Daniel: Nothin'.
LYING. THAT IMMORAL SON OF A B****
Ya Dad 😂
Trespassing after he got tossed down the hill was my favorite, lol
"Medicinal marijuana" I fucking lost it.
Get's hit off bike down a cliff and hits his head
ME: LMAO "What did he do this time......"
Narration 'Nonchalantly "Trespassing" hahahaha
“Your first kiss to her and you stick your tongue down her throat?, what a gentleman.”
"Porn Kissing At A Family Establishment". This video is hilarious lmao.
Spit out my drink when I saw "Trespassing"! Ha!!
Daniels got enough charges for the district DA to give him a life sentence.
Whoever dressed him for the entire movie committed the bigger crime.
"Johnny's Walkman and medical marijuana" lmao