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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2017
  • The battle of the century...
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    • My girlfriend was assa...
    Jake Paul Spits on Alissa Violet (Deleted Video)
    • Jake Paul Spits on Ali...
    My assistant was
    • Video
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  6 років тому +33286

    I love hentai

  • @ssj3brolyoffical675
    @ssj3brolyoffical675 6 років тому +4747

    Durv gets deleted, cash me outside girl losing fame, jake losing subs. God is back.

    • @starlight5973
      @starlight5973 6 років тому +99

      tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch He never left. He was just waiting for us to want Him back.

    • @thefortisian1124
      @thefortisian1124 6 років тому +46

      tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch God Joined the group
      "EARTH"

    • @severeanaltrauma
      @severeanaltrauma 6 років тому +4

      tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch
      jesus has returned

    • @daniellaw6294
      @daniellaw6294 6 років тому

      he's gaining again

    • @bobbybutworse8372
      @bobbybutworse8372 6 років тому

      tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch hallelujah!!

  • @bobjill1584
    @bobjill1584 5 років тому +2688

    only pyro would know that makeup has gloss

  • @paleroblox
    @paleroblox 4 роки тому +566

    bruh no joke i didnt know jake paul actually had genuinely dedicated fans i thought all his views were people disliking it lol

    • @milan6782
      @milan6782 4 роки тому +1

      so u have chosen death by defending jake paul ?

    • @dixiecrat97
      @dixiecrat97 3 роки тому +43

      @@milan6782 Read the comment again. He wasn't defending jake.

  • @imcasual5200
    @imcasual5200 6 років тому +735

    "We would never lie to our fans" Nick Crompton, 2017

    • @raziffraz2071
      @raziffraz2071 6 років тому +30

      Red Leader England is my city bruh

    • @shmuby4368
      @shmuby4368 6 років тому +35

      Red Leader he lied about England, only just found it is not a city

    • @chip-lol
      @chip-lol 6 років тому +8

      "England is my city" Nick Crompton

    • @fenneleon
      @fenneleon 6 років тому +6

      that car guy bruh dab on the haters dab bruh nayn cat harambe 🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵

    • @ACE360x
      @ACE360x 6 років тому +2

      Red Leader 'wood never fans' Dick nonceson, 2KX7

  • @chickenpermission7309
    @chickenpermission7309 6 років тому +360

    *"England is my city"*
    *"We would never lie to our fans"*
    *Nick Crompton, everyone.*

  • @demotrix5876
    @demotrix5876 4 роки тому +186

    9:09:
    The amount of brain cells lost in that moment is not recoverable.

    • @sk8terzane818
      @sk8terzane818 3 роки тому +9

      Demotrix dAb On tHoSE FuCkinG HaTeRs

    • @FalconHere
      @FalconHere 3 роки тому +4

      I unironically felt my brain hurts at that moment

    • @piccoloatburgerking
      @piccoloatburgerking 3 роки тому +2

      I hope they all grow up to cringe at that moment in their lives lol. It's kinda bewildering how much stupid shit kids do, thankfully most grow out of it.

  • @giornogiovanna3932
    @giornogiovanna3932 4 роки тому +217

    Pyro: “Jake Paul made an apology video”
    Subtitles: “Satan made an apology video”

  • @SamTheUndying
    @SamTheUndying 6 років тому +480

    Anyone else can't stop looking at the lights in pyros glasses?

    • @rquiiroz
      @rquiiroz 6 років тому

      Samurai Sans me either😂

    • @lazycunt3043
      @lazycunt3043 6 років тому

      Samurai Sans fat

    • @chickenboirblx6185
      @chickenboirblx6185 6 років тому +30

      Samurai Sans that's not light, those are his eyes that have been turbo powered by the youtube cancer

    • @themessiah8365
      @themessiah8365 6 років тому +6

      Samurai Sans anime eyes be like

    • @hybridged
      @hybridged 6 років тому +1

      Can everyone actually shut the fuck about his glasses

  • @sammym2511
    @sammym2511 5 років тому +2918

    Who changed the captions so Jake Paul was replaced with Satan?
    I applaud you.

  • @toasse8163
    @toasse8163 4 роки тому +471

    Subtitles jake Paul was called “satan” I love the internet

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 роки тому +15

      Yes .. That is quite accurate

    • @Duck-vy2ex
      @Duck-vy2ex 4 роки тому +7

      #Perfecttwin

  • @bossboy5919
    @bossboy5919 4 роки тому +424

    i cringed so hard when that girl was like"dAb On ThEm HaTeRs" i literally want to die now

  • @jackbogue3906
    @jackbogue3906 6 років тому +648

    Pyro is literally the best in situations like this. He's so sarcastic but clear and definitive. That's why I'm subscribed.

  • @reverzive4166
    @reverzive4166 6 років тому +487

    *HATE ON THEM DABBERS*

    • @dontgettoojuicy3525
      @dontgettoojuicy3525 6 років тому +5

      ok

    • @bleachboy7757
      @bleachboy7757 6 років тому +10

      Revertive dab was suppose to be not cringey until some 11 year old white girls ruined it

    • @allvideo1
      @allvideo1 6 років тому +8

      Reverzive *BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF THE DABBERS HATE BACK*

    • @BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88
      @BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88 6 років тому +2

      INFINITE LOOP OF HATE

    • @Nick-jj3hg
      @Nick-jj3hg 6 років тому +1

      #whatifthehatersdabback

  • @mysticwizard101
    @mysticwizard101 4 роки тому +246

    The reflection off his glasses of his ring light looks like eyes

  • @beanjamino
    @beanjamino 4 роки тому +402

    Those kids screaming and saying “dab on those haters” made my ears brake and bleed.

    • @okayyiann6394
      @okayyiann6394 4 роки тому +15

      Herbs and Spices the one that said "We should all just dab on them haters."i really wanted to call her obese

    • @dogwithabeard2612
      @dogwithabeard2612 4 роки тому +11

      That sucks man, how hard did you brake? Did someone hit your ears from behind? Be careful on the road!

    • @amirkhazan3754
      @amirkhazan3754 4 роки тому +7

      DOGWITHABEARD 26 we found a 9 year old

    • @spoderman7455
      @spoderman7455 4 роки тому +5

      I'm bleeding right now
      Help

    • @bruv7286
      @bruv7286 4 роки тому +5

      I just heard pure cancer m8

  • @lucass5980
    @lucass5980 6 років тому +675

    Little Girl: You gotta just dab on them haters
    *has a severe immediate allergic reaction and bursts into flames*

    • @crasher6404
      @crasher6404 5 років тому +3

      Good.

    • @carterstong5124
      @carterstong5124 5 років тому +2

      Boi finna yeet, amirite😂😂🤣👌👌👌

    • @shakur4648
      @shakur4648 5 років тому +1

      It's called eczema

    • @Snafesskeetit
      @Snafesskeetit 5 років тому

      Finally a man of culture

    • @Kalina47
      @Kalina47 5 років тому

      Lucas Stritt I love how I thought of General Grevious’ death when I read that.

  • @MEGATHEBOY
    @MEGATHEBOY 6 років тому +258

    Not all superheroes wear capes some wear giant purple hats

  • @joerogan5184
    @joerogan5184 5 років тому +310

    I've never heard of Jake Paul and Logan Paul because i'm above the age of 13.

    • @hxlh4
      @hxlh4 4 роки тому +10

      a person with no friends you have been blessed.

    • @Ian-jm8ts
      @Ian-jm8ts 4 роки тому +5

      a person with no friends can i be your first friend

    • @Jonas______
      @Jonas______ 4 роки тому +6

      a person with no friends ur lucky cuz I’m 12

    • @No-tt1tz
      @No-tt1tz 4 роки тому +1

      Christ has been resurrected?

    • @saltganker
      @saltganker 4 роки тому +1

      @@No-tt1tz heck yeah

  • @doowed7737
    @doowed7737 4 роки тому +230

    Just wondering
    Did anyone accidentally click on this in 2019 thinking it’s a new video but only realise at the end it’s 2 yrs old?

  • @Hauntera
    @Hauntera 6 років тому +1124

    For me it looks like the reflection of the light in Pyro's glasses are big pupils.... It's freaking me out now

    • @-whatthefuckdidyoujustfuck3405
      @-whatthefuckdidyoujustfuck3405 6 років тому +47

      Blizzrobe pyrocynical has sugoi eyes or anime eyes

    • @CreepDudeMaster
      @CreepDudeMaster 6 років тому +14

      Blizzrobe I was looking at it throughout the whole video

    • @WILLROCA973
      @WILLROCA973 6 років тому +1

      tinnacleTM Fucking weeb.

    • @Jimmeh_
      @Jimmeh_ 6 років тому +3

      Blizzrobe They kinda look like cartoon ish eyes yeah.

    • @nicholasbocek2643
      @nicholasbocek2643 6 років тому +1

      Blizzrobe that's what I was thinking lol I didn't steal your comment btw sorry about that

  • @prosack2585
    @prosack2585 6 років тому +290

    A man was murdered and the weapon found at the scene was a dab.

  • @dewae1158
    @dewae1158 4 роки тому +104

    "lets all just dab on these haters"
    actual translation
    "lets all create spores from our bodies and generate ebola in the area"

  • @nickaalex
    @nickaalex 5 років тому +84

    9:11 - 9:20
    This makes me wish I was no longer alive on this planet.

    • @souakadpadkid6685
      @souakadpadkid6685 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah 9/11 was really bad.

    • @lcb8333
      @lcb8333 4 роки тому

      @@souakadpadkid6685 yeah man my favorite game came out on 9/11 great day for humanity

  • @YAAH-E
    @YAAH-E 6 років тому +371

    What if Vine Never closed down?
    This Shit would have Never Happend

    • @comedypolicehandsup5141
      @comedypolicehandsup5141 5 років тому +1

      Nah, it would be with the "I'm in me mum's car" kid

    • @jasperishereyoo
      @jasperishereyoo 5 років тому

      Wait what ? what's going with the " *vine* as you said " stuff ?? Explain please I... I don't understand

    • @xxbluelegendxx1234
      @xxbluelegendxx1234 5 років тому

      if vine made it so that it could be longer then 5 seconds then it would already be better then youtube

    • @superdude4178
      @superdude4178 5 років тому +1

      This is all Twitter's fault

    • @voltagetortoiz3137
      @voltagetortoiz3137 5 років тому +1

      All vines fault

  • @guitargamer6141
    @guitargamer6141 6 років тому +551

    I cringed so hard when the girls came in and said " dab on the haters "
    Edit: thanks for 500 likes my dudes

    • @canceroustumor749
      @canceroustumor749 6 років тому +11

      Karl F Same here. I just want anyone associated with Jake Paul to decompose slowly in hell.

    • @melfer95
      @melfer95 6 років тому +10

      Karl F Those children must be euthanized

    • @canceroustumor749
      @canceroustumor749 6 років тому +7

      Mr.Nils [SWE] Everytime I see a Jake Pauler, I punch the LIVING SHIT out of their face.

    • @monochrome8948
      @monochrome8948 6 років тому +2

      Karl F When I am cringing on this part 9:10, I feel like crying with blood.

    • @monochrome8948
      @monochrome8948 6 років тому +1

      Cancerous Tumor please do. I am sick and tired of it.

  • @rickmagliocco4624
    @rickmagliocco4624 4 роки тому +110

    “I mean I think you should just Dab on them haters man.” Greatest and most powerful quote of all time.

  • @Stickguy59
    @Stickguy59 4 роки тому +51

    Jake's glasses make him look like an early design for Fat Man Cry 5's Joseph Seed.

  • @freshmilkin
    @freshmilkin 6 років тому +167

    The parents that bring their kids to Jake Paul's house are just the worst.

    • @benadrylsnickersbar2676
      @benadrylsnickersbar2676 6 років тому +1

      They probably just wanted to keep their kids busy while they're having se... NEVERMIND =D

    • @legobattledroid7979
      @legobattledroid7979 6 років тому +2

      JustSomeRandomRiceFarmerHarvestingRiceForMyFamily. What the fuck are you doing on the internet and go back to the farms. If you don't your family will starve.

    • @marcyvampyqueen
      @marcyvampyqueen 6 років тому

      Bad Jar lol

    • @rhyojdee6119
      @rhyojdee6119 6 років тому +15

      bad parenting at its finest

    • @clairebrown4084
      @clairebrown4084 6 років тому +1

      I assume a lot of them are getting there by themselves, as they live in the dense city of L.A. (L . A . I S M Y C I T Y). Not even west coast parents are that normie.

  • @nomyguy1429
    @nomyguy1429 6 років тому +356

    When those little girls said "Dab on those haters" I unironically sighed

    • @zioplys
      @zioplys 6 років тому +20

      No My Guy i rarely cringe since its so fucking overused but i genuinly did then

    • @JOHN-wm2on
      @JOHN-wm2on 6 років тому +1

      I call wrong generation...

    • @willkelly9726
      @willkelly9726 6 років тому +4

      No My Guy and then you saw this small nerdy kid with a team ten shirt and u just wanna die

    • @griffithgaming821
      @griffithgaming821 6 років тому +2

      No My Guy We share the same feelings, here take this pistol and end my suffering, hell's even better than this place

    • @nomyguy1429
      @nomyguy1429 6 років тому +1

      +1 savage sword

  • @oma7579
    @oma7579 3 роки тому +55

    The reflection on his glasses looks like he has glowing eyes inside a void

    • @gorf__
      @gorf__ 3 роки тому

      Waw i cant belive i found somone that watches dani AND jacksepticeye

  • @bryanmerelles2338
    @bryanmerelles2338 4 роки тому +48

    9:18 those kids where dropped when they were born and turned into actual cancer

  • @drifter4534
    @drifter4534 6 років тому +223

    when every comment is about hentai or dabbin on haters
    good day to die

    • @cinnamoncat8950
      @cinnamoncat8950 6 років тому +3

      I like hentai

    • @Rin-sj8ii
      @Rin-sj8ii 6 років тому +2

      SmashMan Six i love gay hentai, and i fapped to it. Dab on em haters.

    • @zr02fromcsm
      @zr02fromcsm 6 років тому +4

      Which is better : tentacles or futas?

    • @gagestephenson61
      @gagestephenson61 6 років тому +4

      NOT A KAWAII ANIME GIRL femboys

    • @lazycunt3043
      @lazycunt3043 6 років тому +1

      fat

  • @djstankboi5684
    @djstankboi5684 6 років тому +343

    9:20 i have never been more ashamed to be 14

    • @whomstyousay4276
      @whomstyousay4276 6 років тому +10

      Mr Po Po why won't you just show them the pecking order

    • @lazycunt3043
      @lazycunt3043 6 років тому +2

      Mr Po Po sadly same

    • @SystemOrigin01
      @SystemOrigin01 6 років тому +5

      Mr Po Po - yeah I feel the same but to be honest they don’t act fucking mature at all.

    • @djstankboi5684
      @djstankboi5684 6 років тому +6

      hell fire they wont be able to climb back up

    • @KayokoSudou
      @KayokoSudou 6 років тому +8

      Mr Po Po I wouldn't have been more ashamed to be human or alive at this point

  • @TheColorfulPuppehKat
    @TheColorfulPuppehKat 4 роки тому +27

    9:10 everyday we stray further from god
    Also the neighbor was too nice

  • @coolkcroyale
    @coolkcroyale 4 роки тому +79

    10:08 if someone was assaulted, I understand why they wouldn’t want to talk about it, especially on camera.
    It could be a very private situation that just makes you uncomfortable, especially if you don’t like being in front of a camera.
    But she already talked about the topic on camera and is definitely not camera shy. (I’m saying camera a lot oh wow)
    And the way she just ignores the interviewer is pretty suspicious.

  • @elise6895
    @elise6895 6 років тому +309

    the bruise is makeup, it's so fucking easy to tell
    xoxo, a fellow makeup artist lmao

    • @sekkusupisutoruzu
      @sekkusupisutoruzu 6 років тому +15

      pixeltearz I have a friend that does makeup and just from being around her I can tell.

    • @whateveritsjustkay725
      @whateveritsjustkay725 6 років тому +38

      pixeltearz
      I took one first aid class at age 12 and I know that bruises don't sparkle.

    • @madmonmon
      @madmonmon 6 років тому +35

      I'm not even a makeup artist but I've made enough fake Halloween bruises to tell that that her 'bruise' is straight up eye shadow.

    • @KayokoSudou
      @KayokoSudou 6 років тому +1

      HavocFries&HerApocalypse Actually people that have even a slight bit of common sense will know that scars don't sparkle

  • @BrianGivensYtube
    @BrianGivensYtube 6 років тому +345

    I stubbed my toe on my chair last night.
    Should I sue for assault and defamation? Class action? Supreme court? Guys pls help. Start a kickstarter for my legal fees.

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 3 роки тому +8

    I love how when Logan talks about how Jake would never do any of that, his face is just him thinking “wait…. i did do that”

  • @munkey3961
    @munkey3961 4 роки тому +18

    9:08 my face has palmed beyond this dimension

  • @mineturtleanimations2988
    @mineturtleanimations2988 6 років тому +842

    9:20
    Oh the cringe

    • @Rock-7005
      @Rock-7005 6 років тому +16

      Oh yes sir

    • @henri131
      @henri131 6 років тому +54

      It like hurts me in the most painfull way to have ever existed

    • @kayceegonzalez5808
      @kayceegonzalez5808 6 років тому +18

      the one and only golden frying pan how old do you think they are ? I'm 12 and I find Jake Paul just immature and rude

    • @Bob-pz8ug
      @Bob-pz8ug 6 років тому +34

      I think I am gonna throw up.

    • @who_is_Isaac
      @who_is_Isaac 6 років тому +61

      God now I understand school shooters fucking hell

  • @Kiammyfy
    @Kiammyfy 6 років тому +299

    Mate, this actually got me thinking
    These paulers doing illegal shit
    completely stupid framing, faking all that shitty content
    destroying their neighbours daily lives, ending someone's career, everything
    Where
    are
    their
    parents?
    Do they just not care? I don't get it.

    • @oldspicebodyspray2648
      @oldspicebodyspray2648 6 років тому +16

      no the parents are the kind that let their 8 tar old play gta

    • @BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88
      @BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88 6 років тому +8

      They're ashamed of what they created

    • @GooeyDoggy
      @GooeyDoggy 6 років тому +5

      Welcome to 2017!!!

    • @Kiammyfy
      @Kiammyfy 6 років тому +1

      Yea, I've been wondering that too

    • @qwerty-om4np
      @qwerty-om4np 6 років тому +4

      But mate, when their child starts making more money then them
      THEY WONT FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mindfield2611
    @mindfield2611 4 роки тому +18

    me: that hurts my brain
    logang: dab on the haters

  • @ethanidc5291
    @ethanidc5291 4 роки тому +21

    Jake: I’ve never hurt someone
    Me: watching vid with elisa violet Hmmmm

  • @AAaa-qs7ev
    @AAaa-qs7ev 6 років тому +264

    Pyrocynical - Content Police dog

    • @chickenboirblx6185
      @chickenboirblx6185 6 років тому +33

      Humern iDubbz lost his dog

    • @AAaa-qs7ev
      @AAaa-qs7ev 6 років тому +2

      ok

    • @brobot500
      @brobot500 6 років тому +2

      Nice.

    • @tempjohn3510
      @tempjohn3510 6 років тому +3

      I don't get it why did idubbz not do it? U know he's gonna lose his fame for those content cop

    • @jojovibe1562
      @jojovibe1562 6 років тому +10

      Nah Humern he's the police fox

  • @AestheticCapybara
    @AestheticCapybara 6 років тому +145

    Jake Paul is replaced by Satan in the subtitles.

  • @UnknownGamer-cw3uo
    @UnknownGamer-cw3uo 3 роки тому +2

    Pyro’s glasses in the ring lights make it look like he has googly eyes and it’s really funny to me

  • @hexnerve5167
    @hexnerve5167 4 роки тому +9

    rewatch this video and pretend that the circle light is his eye

  • @sadsie8340
    @sadsie8340 6 років тому +321

    That group of twelvies at 8:32 literally gave me cancer

    • @carlitohona7597
      @carlitohona7597 6 років тому +12

      INAUDIBLE CHILDREN MURMUR

    • @deliriumredbonnie7188
      @deliriumredbonnie7188 6 років тому

      vEthal027 gaming my kid receptors turned off aka a turn off because that's not how kids should act

    • @john-dd6gp
      @john-dd6gp 6 років тому

      did anyone else see one of the twins from the sweet life of zack and cody at 8:32

    • @kindlejam3813
      @kindlejam3813 6 років тому

      Im 13 and i hate jake paul and logan paul (thank god that i found commentators before jake and logan paul)

    • @SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing
      @SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing 6 років тому

      L I T E R A L L Y

  • @thiswasamistake7799
    @thiswasamistake7799 6 років тому +85

    Banks was vigorously dabbing on the haters and hit Meg while doing that. That is what happened. I was there. I was the glass that Banks drank from.

  • @stupidhead6560
    @stupidhead6560 5 років тому +13

    9:10 - You don’t understand how bad I cringed.

    • @mrnick8171
      @mrnick8171 4 роки тому +3

      These fetuses

    • @niggussimmals9649
      @niggussimmals9649 3 роки тому +2

      since when are sperms allowed to have an iPhone with youtube downloaded?
      (Edit:I accidently @'d MrMrpootis)

  • @chirpgreen8540
    @chirpgreen8540 4 роки тому +44

    *just dab on the haters*
    *DABS WRONG*
    so you have chosen death?

  • @kawaiilemon3710
    @kawaiilemon3710 6 років тому +247

    I threw up in my mouth when the kids started dabbing

    • @latinocreamking02
      @latinocreamking02 6 років тому +11

      God has left us

    • @yoshidavis3022
      @yoshidavis3022 6 років тому

      mikemath 37 literally?

    • @captaincoconut3031
      @captaincoconut3031 6 років тому +2

      My brain rotted when it happened

    • @stevenhoward1259
      @stevenhoward1259 6 років тому +4

      i had a brief 2 seconds were i litterally got the worst cancer possible and then it was gone when pyro came on the screen i never want to experience that again

    • @handsomemadmario
      @handsomemadmario 6 років тому

      mikemath 37 EXACTLY 100th like

  • @fancylad8112
    @fancylad8112 6 років тому +285

    9:11 what if the haters dab back #jacksfilms

    • @dtphenom
      @dtphenom 6 років тому

      XxxnoscopexxX Savage AF Cancer to all involved

    • @fardstudio5771
      @fardstudio5771 6 років тому

      XxxnoscopexxX Savage AF *DAB BACK*

    • @Vuskenicht
      @Vuskenicht 6 років тому +1

      XxxnoscopexxX Savage AF #DIMMIDAB on them haters

    • @HappyRussian
      @HappyRussian 6 років тому

      You hecking shoot them

    • @cosmiko._
      @cosmiko._ 6 років тому +2

      You get blocked by Jake paul

  • @zan1971
    @zan1971 4 роки тому +5

    That montage of Jake Paul slip ups while he's claiming he never does such stuff was absolutely amazing! Where was that soundtrack from, it's familiar but I don't remember where it's from.

  • @itsmegreg9872
    @itsmegreg9872 4 роки тому +12

    His voice sounded like dantdm's low pitch voice 9:30

  • @AnTi90d
    @AnTi90d 6 років тому +179

    I love hearing Pyro say, "YouChewber."

  • @moofyhoof5760
    @moofyhoof5760 6 років тому +107

    Am I the only one who thinks that the Hollywood Fix reporter was actually quite polite? Yeah, he followed her, but only for a super short way, and really was quite kind... Most reporters are nowhere near that courteous. Just something I picked up on, don't know about anyone else, though

    • @CapitalismIsCancer
      @CapitalismIsCancer 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, the guy was acting quite professionally when asking questions from her.

  • @KatySwan79
    @KatySwan79 4 роки тому +11

    Jake: literally full Yeltsin’s his girlfriend into a bush of thorns
    Also jake in 20 years wondering why no one wants to date him: 🤔

  • @nimako_7091
    @nimako_7091 4 роки тому +3

    I love the bit with the king of the mountain it’s perfect for the situation

  • @Nickjam2215
    @Nickjam2215 6 років тому +451

    *OH HI MARK*

  • @Cesspit5707
    @Cesspit5707 6 років тому +642

    Rest in memes, Pyro, may you rest with the impact you had on youtube.
    Press F to pay respects.
    1 like, one MLG parody video

  • @jacobg6833
    @jacobg6833 4 роки тому

    never would i think i would see the day when pyrocynical has ads on his video. good job.

  • @realsansundertale6565
    @realsansundertale6565 5 років тому +7

    The only reason why I would’ve made this video is because Jake Paul said “there is a lot of cameras in that club” when he should’ve said “there ARE a lot of cameras in that club”.

  • @DrXaiver
    @DrXaiver 6 років тому +286

    Those kids should literally be diagnosed with a tumor in their brain cause my god that is the worst thing ever

    • @bigrenji3968
      @bigrenji3968 6 років тому +2

      Monstrous Gaming X damn true

    • @jojolynx_1253
      @jojolynx_1253 6 років тому +1

      Says the guy with a anime profile picture😂 jk i have kakashi one

    • @pozlock1997
      @pozlock1997 6 років тому +1

      Leafy

    • @cravenmarigold7750
      @cravenmarigold7750 6 років тому +6

      Mr. Moustache My generation has hit a new low

    • @jazzydrawz3792
      @jazzydrawz3792 6 років тому +2

      I have autism and not even I am as stupid as these actual twats.
      If a autistic child is smarter then your fully functioning normal child, what are you doing?

  • @MilaKanev
    @MilaKanev 6 років тому +1060

    1st. Jake Paul face look like his IQ goes down with each new vlog
    2nd. Where can I get "10:00 revenue" t-shirt and purple hat?

    • @jimmothypakistan5223
      @jimmothypakistan5223 6 років тому

      the T-shirt icon on his chanel front page

    • @MilaKanev
      @MilaKanev 6 років тому +1

      a n d r e w thank you ^_^

    • @shootbob79ps42
      @shootbob79ps42 6 років тому +1

      Mila Kanev type like IQ go down wit ech neiw cawmeent.

    • @fazevoldemort9774
      @fazevoldemort9774 6 років тому

      Mila Kanev no no no you are totally wrong about the first one you said since think with me for just a second that how is he gaining so much subs and views every day that is smart he is pretending to be dumb but he is not what you think he is and I'm not saying this bcuz I'm a jake Pauler or something like that it is to make you realize that he is manipulating UA-cam through these tactics with his brother or it's just that his viewers are looking little children who don't have anything to do

    • @byrgenwerthh
      @byrgenwerthh 6 років тому

      check the description, its the fanfiber link

  • @burgerking7086
    @burgerking7086 5 років тому +8

    The light reflection in his glasses look like googly eyes lmao

  • @atomics_weep7655
    @atomics_weep7655 4 роки тому

    Man i love so much of your stuff but sometimes the content is so cringe i cant even watch it😂😂 love the stuff mann

  • @tomakacap8405
    @tomakacap8405 6 років тому +540

    PYRO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ISIS!!!!!

    • @latinocreamking02
      @latinocreamking02 6 років тому +28

      LEGO TOM Na u trippin. Pyro has cancer and is dying soon

    • @mii1211
      @mii1211 6 років тому +17

      Quick! If you don't support his patreon account the prince of Nigeria won't be able to save him.

    • @loganweeks3075
      @loganweeks3075 6 років тому

      LEGO TOM actually tho whats going on

    • @alankeane3305
      @alankeane3305 6 років тому +2

      Logan Weeks check his Twitter. His video has a 20 hour render time.

    • @boenix4890
      @boenix4890 6 років тому

      f

  • @ethanfoz3028
    @ethanfoz3028 6 років тому +427

    I was not ready for the cringe at 9:10

    • @amsyar6968
      @amsyar6968 6 років тому +13

      Russian Normie save me

    • @benadrylsnickersbar2676
      @benadrylsnickersbar2676 6 років тому +20

      Oooh yeah.. they just reminded me of how no matter what you do in your life we will all be dead in the end of times, only for another universe to be born and then continue the sadness and suffering of life .=D

    • @ieattoddlers1368
      @ieattoddlers1368 6 років тому +5

      Russian Normie Too much little kids showing skin

    • @rollin9630
      @rollin9630 6 років тому +1

      Russian Normie ikr

    • @Jaxanator25
      @Jaxanator25 6 років тому +1

      Jake Paul's house needs to have a dodge charger do some clearing of the lawn to rid the cancer

  • @allenzhou8773
    @allenzhou8773 5 років тому +10

    I just love how the subtitles call Jake Paul Satan

  • @thunder9902
    @thunder9902 3 роки тому +2

    Pyro: Says Jake Paul
    English Caption: *_SATAN_*

  • @RAMSTER678
    @RAMSTER678 6 років тому +815

    I did naht hit her, I did NAT
    Edit: Im sorry but why did this get any likes whatsoever?

    • @gruwidge
      @gruwidge 6 років тому +27

      Zippa *throws water bottle*

    • @asdf-ww1mx
      @asdf-ww1mx 6 років тому +12

      Zippa i did not

    • @kmc0461
      @kmc0461 6 років тому +42

      Zippa oh hi mark.

    • @chip-lol
      @chip-lol 6 років тому +13

      *dabs*

    • @bigguy9959
      @bigguy9959 6 років тому +19

      Mark: (holding a football) Oh hey Johnny, what’s up?
      Johnny: I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.
      Mark: What? Well did you?
      Johnny: No, it’s not true! Don’t even ask! What’s new with you?
      Mark: Well I’m just sitting up here thinking, you know? I got a question for you.
      Johnny: Yeah.
      Mark: You think girls like to cheat like guys do?
      Johnny: What makes you say that?
      Mark: I dunno. I dunno, I’m just, I’m just thinking.
      Johnny: I don’t have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me.
      Mark: Yeah man, you never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
      Johnny: A-ha-ha-ha! What a story, Mark!
      Mark: Yeah, you can say that again.
      Johnny: I’m so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.
      Mark: Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky.
      Johnny: Well maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
      Mark: Yeah. Yeah, maybe you’re right. Maybe I have one already. I don’t know yet.
      Johnny: Well, what happened? Remember Betty? That’s her name?
      Mark: Betty?
      Johnny: Yeah.
      Mark: Yeah, we don’t see each other anymore. You know, she wasn’t any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.
      Johnny: That’s too bad. My Lisa is great when I can get it.
      Mark: Oh, man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart, sometimes they’re just flat-out stupid, other times they’re just evil.
      Johnny: It seems to me like you’re the expert, Mark!
      Mark: No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny.
      Johnny: What’s bothering you, Mark?
      Mark: Nothing, man.
      Johnny: Do you, do you have some secrets? Why don’t you tell me?
      Mark: Forget it! Forget it, dude!
      Johnny: Is there some secret, tell me.
      Mark: No, forget it, I’ll talk to you later!
      Mark hands off the football to Johnny and exits.
      Johnny: Well, whatever.
      Denny enters, passing Mark.
      Denny: Hey Johnny.
      Johnny: Oh hi, Denny.
      Denny: What’s wrong with Mark?
      Johnny: He’s cranky today. A-ha-ha-ha. Girl trouble, I guess. What’s new with you?
      Denny: Not much. Still going to the movie tonight?
      Johnny: Sure, we are.
      Denny: What kind of movie are we going to see?
      Johnny: Well we’ll see… Denny, don’t plan too much. It may not come out right.
      Denny: Alright. Let’s toss the ball around.
      Johnny: Okay.
      They proceed to play short-distance catch with the football while talking.
      Denny: Gotta tell you about something.
      Johnny: Shoot, Denny.
      Denny: It’s about Lisa.
      Johnny: Go on.
      Denny: She’s beautiful. She looks great in a red dress. I think I’m in love with her.
      Johnny: Go on.
      Denny: I know she doesn’t like me because sometimes she’s mean to me, but sometimes when I’m around her, I feel like I want to kiss her and tell her I love her. I don’t know. I’m just confused.
      Johnny: Denny, don’t worry about that. Lisa loves you too. As a person, as a human being, as a friend. You know people don’t have to say it. They can feel it.
      Denny: What do you mean?
      Johnny: You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live.
      Denny: Lisa’s your future wife!
      Johnny: Denny, don’t worry about it. You are part of our family, and we love you very much. And we will help you anytime. And Lisa loves you too. As a friend. You are sort of like her son.
      Denny: You mean you’re not upset with me?
      Johnny: No, because I trust you and I trust Lisa. What about Elizabeth, hunh?
      Denny: Well… I love her.
      Johnny: M-hm.
      Denny: When I graduate from college, get a good job, I want to marry her and have kids with her.
      Johnny: That’s the idea.
      Denny: You’re right. Thanks for paying my tuition.
      Johnny: You’re very welcome, Denny, and keep in mind, if you have any problems, talk to me, and I will help you.
      Denny: Awesome. Thanks, Johnny.
      Johnny: Let’s go eat, hunh? Come on, let’s go. Let’s go. I’m starving.
      They exit.
      Cut to an exterior panning shot of the Golden Gate Bridge.
      Cut to the room, where Michelle and Lisa are talking. Lisa’s neck is bulging throughout this scene, which means very few people have ever heard the dialogue.
      Michelle: So how’s Johnny?
      Lisa: He didn’t get his promotion.
      Michelle: Is he disappointed?
      Lisa: Quite a bit. He got drunk last night. And he hit me.
      Michelle: He hit you?!
      Lisa: He didn’t know what he was doing.
      Michelle: Are you okay?
      Lisa: Well, I don’t want to marry him anymore.
      Michelle: What?!
      Lisa: Johnny’s okay. But I found somebody else.
      Michelle: Lisa! This isn’t right. You’re living with one guy and you’re sleeping with another guy?
      Lisa: I’m doing what I want to do.
      Michelle: Well who is he?
      Lisa: His best friend. And he lives in this building.
      Michelle: I can’t believe you’re telling me this. It’s Mark, isn’t it? Lisa, you know, you’re just thinking about yourself. Somebody’s going to get hurt. You’ve got to be honest with Johnny.
      Lisa: I can’t do that. He would be devastated.
      Michelle: Well, if you care so much for him, why cheat on him?
      Lisa: Look, I really don’t know what to do. I love Mark. I don’t have any more feelings for Johnny.
      Michelle: Johnny’s so excited about this wedding.
      Lisa: I know.
      Michelle: You’ve got to tell Johnny.
      Lisa: No guilt-trips.
      Michelle: You don’t feel guilty about this at all.
      Lisa: No. I’m happy.
      Michelle: Something awful is going to happen.
      Lisa: Please don’t tell anybody.
      Cut to exterior shot of the house. Johnny is approaching. He picks up the paper.
      Cut to the room.
      Michelle: Don’t worry. You can trust me. Your secret is safe with me.
      Johnny enters.
      Johnny: Hello Michelle. I heard you. What secret?
      Lisa: It’s between us women.
      Michelle: Hi Johnny.
      Johnny: Did you get a new dress?
      Michelle: Um… well, I guess I better be going. I’ll just talk to you guys later?
      Lisa: Excuse me.
      Michelle: Lisa, remember what I told you.
      Michelle exits.
      Johnny: What’s she talking about?
      Lisa: It’s girl talk. I just told you that.
      Johnny: I never hit you. You shouldn’t have any secrets from me. I’m your future husband.
      Lisa: You sure about that? Maybe I’ll change my mind.
      Johnny: Don’t talk like that. What do you mean?
      Lisa: What do you think? Women change their minds all the time.
      Johnny: A-ha-ha-ha. You must be kidding, aren’t you?
      Lisa: Look, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m going to go upstairs, and wash up, and go to bed.
      Johnny: (shoving Lisa down onto the couch) How dare you talk to me like that! You should tell me everything!
      Lisa: I can’t talk right now.
      Johnny: Why Lisa, why Lisa, please talk to me, please! You’re part of my life, you are everything, I could not go on without you, Lisa.
      Lisa: You’re scaring me.
      Johnny: You’re lying, I never hit you. You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
      Lisa: Why are you so hysterical?!
      Johnny: Do you understand life? Do you?
      Lisa gets up and heads upstairs.
      Lisa: Don’t worry about it. Everything will be alright.
      Johnny: You drive me crazy.
      Lisa: Goodnight, Johnny.
      Johnny: Don’t worry about it. I still love you. Goodnight, Lisa.
      i cant get it all lmao

  • @oscar18034
    @oscar18034 6 років тому +245

    Uuuhhhh pyro what happened to your rabbit?

    • @awesometv8227
      @awesometv8227 6 років тому +87

      he ate it for brunch, like the fat man he is

    • @aybusiness19
      @aybusiness19 6 років тому +59

      Nexus the nigga ded

    • @Arthur-ex4yj
      @Arthur-ex4yj 6 років тому +4

      Nexus nothing, just cause he's not showing him doesn't mean something is happened to him

    • @juliahasautism250
      @juliahasautism250 6 років тому +25

      TheOddBallGod No, Pyro is the little horny lesbian he is. He has done some things to that rabbit.

    • @speems9930
      @speems9930 6 років тому +10

      his and my rabbit 1v1ned like in cod and my rabbit ate his

  • @perriwinkleiii5361
    @perriwinkleiii5361 4 роки тому

    i like the escalation of the music as that circus fire of lies ensued

  • @food3037
    @food3037 5 років тому +7

    I like how his ring light looks like his eyes on his glasses.

  • @Water47
    @Water47 6 років тому +150

    PYRO WE MISS YOU

  • @callumleask1053
    @callumleask1053 6 років тому +67

    Oh hey apparently "Jake" is pronounced Satan, the closed captions teach you something new every day

  • @mehjustf2218
    @mehjustf2218 4 роки тому +9

    Who else thought that Pyro had a wonderful high note?
    3:16

  • @depressionstick7019
    @depressionstick7019 4 роки тому +9

    God I cringed when the little girls said “dab on then haters dabbbbb on them”

  • @AcridMoon
    @AcridMoon 6 років тому +197

    UA-cam rewind is gonna be great this year

    • @ratzzz9343
      @ratzzz9343 6 років тому +16

      Oh fuck.

    • @mikeaft3585
      @mikeaft3585 6 років тому +17

      now i want to die even more

    • @SilentSub
      @SilentSub 6 років тому

      Its just going yo be tv hosts... again

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective 6 років тому +2

      SilentSubscriber I'd rather have that

    • @itsraw7636
      @itsraw7636 6 років тому +2

      I dont even imagine how will it be, seriously

  • @loganhernandez8384
    @loganhernandez8384 6 років тому +451

    Anyone else remember when pyro "dated" that underage French girl?

    • @Kimi-fb7fg
      @Kimi-fb7fg 6 років тому +3

      Logan Hernandez me

    • @Min-zj6ld
      @Min-zj6ld 6 років тому +2

      me

    • @fown4906
      @fown4906 6 років тому +14

      Logan Hernandez the girl who drop an age by a week, yeah i thinks she's just a sperm and an egg.

    • @grammarnazi2097
      @grammarnazi2097 6 років тому +14

      Pyro was 17 when keem said he dated a 15 year old french girl.

    • @t4rci427
      @t4rci427 6 років тому +8

      She was 15 wait no 14. Nevermind she was 13

  • @azzy6687
    @azzy6687 4 роки тому +4

    I like to imagine that this circle of light in Pyro's glasses is his fucking eyes

  • @SkotosTheRedeemed
    @SkotosTheRedeemed 5 років тому

    I'll be honest. Was re-looking up this video to find that specific deep toned "what" at the 1:10 mark to have a good laugh. Spent a half hour doing it and was left satisfied.

  • @dapyofficial
    @dapyofficial 6 років тому +63

    Can I just point out that one of those girls had a $1100 Sony mirrorless camera, a $100 Rode shotgun mic, and an $800 iPhone?

    • @rhyojdee6119
      @rhyojdee6119 6 років тому +18

      spoiled brats

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 6 років тому +5

      Probably doesn't even use the camera and watch and fiddles with her Iphone 7 trying to get it charged.
      But hey, they're the average Fake Aweful viewers.

    • @ddsdwedqwed362
      @ddsdwedqwed362 6 років тому +1

      dapy Relatable

    • @whoami5960
      @whoami5960 6 років тому +3

      Spoiled kids.

    • @rishon7236
      @rishon7236 6 років тому +1

      I mean, it's not hard to reach out and grab all their high priced tech, they can't do anything. Just little cocky cunts.

  • @ketchumuu
    @ketchumuu 6 років тому +121

    9:15 THAT KID WEARING THE TEAM 10 HOODIE NEEDS..I mean *needs* to be a meme right now.We need new memes.

    • @lydiarupert4709
      @lydiarupert4709 6 років тому +7

      i don't know if it's a girl or a boy

    • @bensjamin1393
      @bensjamin1393 6 років тому +1

      What're you talking about? The Hotdog man is a perfect meme. We don't need new ones yet.

    • @axeldummejakov5605
      @axeldummejakov5605 6 років тому +1

      Franzeska Agnes Jake Paulers can't be cute.

    • @nashitarahim2090
      @nashitarahim2090 6 років тому +6

      bensjamin 13 That meme is dead

    • @jamesgibbons199
      @jamesgibbons199 6 років тому +2

      hes a deformed little transgender.
      hes reached all the requirements for his meme job listing

  • @SpiffingPepe
    @SpiffingPepe 3 роки тому +3

    i watch "its everyday bro-oh-oooo" from pyro like 10 times

  • @user-yp7ke4et7o
    @user-yp7ke4et7o 4 роки тому +6

    this feels like yesterday.

  • @Parkourist
    @Parkourist 6 років тому +155

    I'm not fucking kidding, I have a friend that likes Jake Paul and Logan Paul, and thinks he's cool for that...
    He legit said to one of the teachers saying "See you tomorrow!"
    And proceeded to say "because it's everyday bro!"

  • @elipng
    @elipng 6 років тому +110

    Pyrocynical? more like 'LEEETS GET RIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWWWWSSSSSS"
    Pyrocynical? more like Detective Albino

  • @mc-lu6lc
    @mc-lu6lc 4 роки тому +1

    I keep thinking those white rings in your glasses are your pupils lmao

  • @lol-hy4mk
    @lol-hy4mk 4 роки тому +7

    9:16 is callmecarson

  • @fan855
    @fan855 6 років тому +33

    9:18 unironically dabbing is the worst dabbing

  • @Oscar-pk5rm
    @Oscar-pk5rm 6 років тому +121

    Good cop
    Bad cop
    Fake cop

    • @ew7167
      @ew7167 6 років тому

      Tree I CAN'T WAIT

    • @mcprol2467
      @mcprol2467 6 років тому

      Tree Nazi cops.

    • @brandon9172
      @brandon9172 6 років тому

      Alejandro Jr Mendoza
      You ruined it.

    • @SSelkie3
      @SSelkie3 6 років тому

      Astoris commie cops

    • @MCPZ901
      @MCPZ901 6 років тому

      Tree content cop is probably never coming, if you watched a recent unboxing, idubbz made fun of those asking for it

  • @rhaegartargaryen3162
    @rhaegartargaryen3162 4 роки тому +3

    Love how Jake is referred to as Satan in the subtitles

  • @sodadealer4244
    @sodadealer4244 4 роки тому

    I like to imagine those lights reflecting in your glasses are your eyes and it looks so dumb and it’s amazing

  • @R34P3RGames
    @R34P3RGames 6 років тому +37

    I think the most crucial part is that in Logans video they take a blank piece of paper and claim it's the Police report and they don't show it, throw it away, and when the camera guy pans to the "police report" Logan yells at him to focus the camera on them... that's the most shadiest shit out of this whole situation...

    • @lazylapraspo
      @lazylapraspo Рік тому

      I know you wrote this half a decade ago but… I see Most Crucial and I think Moist Critical

  • @weed8565
    @weed8565 6 років тому +145

    he kind of locked his arm around me

    • @friskytoken7802
      @friskytoken7802 6 років тому +5

      weed you can't even get neck bruises

    • @once9050
      @once9050 6 років тому +5

      FriskyToken 360 you can but not from chokeholds like Jake assistant said Banks did to her.

    • @0scarWalsh
      @0scarWalsh 6 років тому +7

      weed Nah, I feel like it was more extreme.

    • @vaxom3214
      @vaxom3214 6 років тому +1

      weed oh god I'm having severe flashbacks
      *cough* tana mongaloid *cough* *cough*

    • @belinskiparadox7687
      @belinskiparadox7687 6 років тому +2

      spideyjiri say n word saaaaay n word like hard r n word

  • @ghosty8320
    @ghosty8320 4 роки тому +7

    If you put subtitles on when he says jake paul it says SATAN

  • @definitelynottfue143
    @definitelynottfue143 4 роки тому +14

    9:10 is this what American children’s learn from jake paul? Or anything youtubers?