@@MEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWW 3 at the moment. Lexi, Robin and Jack. There used to be Damien, the OG of EmKay, Zach and Slazo, who you can probably still see on EZPZ
Ëmkâūš Realm of Chaos and Council of the Red. Challenge: Battle boss after boss and win with no rests. Each boss is each narrator, but for each SubReddit. BossFight Robin, Cursed Comments Robin, etc, etc.
The octopus/raccoon/crow team is great and I know the roles of each member Octopus:Puzzle solver/brawler (lots of arms lots of power and is known at being a good puzzle solver) Raccoon:lock cracker/engineer (very resource and apparently good at cracking combination locks) Crow: team leader/assassin (because they are dark as the night and always remember the face of their enemies)
As an entomologist in training (someone who study's insects) the caterpillar at 14:21 is an Emperor moth larva. The caterpillar of this particular moth are considered to be the largest larva of any insect, as such they spend many weeks of their lives simply eating and staying alive. The one shown in this picture I would estimate is about 2-3 weeks off from becoming a pupa.
26:21 I heard about this, the guy would take old TVs and leave them on porches and door steps. The people who received them got freaked out and called the police. He did this back in 2018 & 2019. Everytime I see him I feel like I just saw a cryptid or SCP.
19:49 You must aim and time your attack very well to beat him. He will give you the Unbreakable Shield if you can land a hit. Equip the shield to become invincible when you're not attacking.
You know who’s a true boss here? Me! I got quarantined 3 times, the 3rd time was when I had Coronavirus! I eventually recovered and have lived to tell the tale! The 2nd time was when my parents had Coronavirus, but not meThe 1st time was in 2020 or 2021 when I was near somebody unknown who tested positive, but still not me. Also, the pronunciation of Mari Lwyd is kind of hard to say. The Lwyd is pronounced like Looihd. I don’t blame you for mispronoucing it! I did too! The oo in the transcription is pronunced like the oo in foot.
I’m concerned about the fact that I can only get to sleep if an emkay video is playing in the background. Thank you all for proving me with good sleep 🙏🏻🙏🏻
The DEW Can Become the Impostor from AMONG US don't say Bad thing On me if you don't like these Comments Don't Comments back with Bad word and Bad Thing on me
6:39 man was also Michael Myers in Halloween 2, The assassin in Halloween 3, and was Kurt Russell’s stuntman for a long while, He is truly fits in this.
12:35 yeah that cow? *That cow's real.* His name is *Knickers,* and he's two meters tall, 1,400 kilograms, and because of just how massive he is, he raised $14,500 for the Blue Tree Project Mental Health Awareness Program. He has enough meat to apparently make *4,000 burgers.*
3:41 I had this video on in the background and was eating an empty ice cream cone (cause why not). Then I suddenly hear "they tore down my child in Istanbul" and almost choked to death.
Let's add onto eachothers ideas in the replies to make the ultimate boss, I'll start: Has bunny ears Edit: So far, We have a dragon with large claws, 27 eyes(that see all) and bunny ears. And is a commander of an army of rabid ducks. Owns a gun and wears a baseball cap(presumably where the bunny ears are attached.) It's tail also can do a "Matter Ripple" which basically affects/disrupts how molecules interact. It's also holding a humongous hammer that can create lightning/electricity when it hits the ground. It has a special ability to split into 4 smaller, minor bosses. And they become one again and absorb back 1/5th of their lost hp.
49:18 thats not eve angelion or whatever, thats battletech/mechwarrior, i should know because the mad cat (as the inner sphere calls it) is my go to mech
I like how r/bossfight is exclusively for Lexi and Robin
SHHHHH EMKAY WOULD GIVE SOMEONE ELSE IT
ITS THE LAW-
how many people are controlling the emkay
@@MEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWW 3 at the moment. Lexi, Robin and Jack. There used to be Damien, the OG of EmKay, Zach and Slazo, who you can probably still see on EZPZ
lexi and robin are chaotic people, so they fit a LOT
Anyone going to talk about Lexi’s reaction to the French cuisine drassonts and the demon goat? It was so cute!
I sound like a demon goat when I’m laughing
@@dragonsfire286 lol
Those dressonts are fricking adorable M8
@@themaus7729 FR they are adorable
"WHY DOES YOUR CAT HAVE ANGLES?" bro got the square cat
The cheetah warrior only spawns when somebody steals a person's Cheetos
Or someone steals your Cheetor figure.
43:44 This made me laugh so hard.
I lost my shit after BINGUS HE BIT MY ARSE
@@josue3905 same
My favorite ones are the ones with elderly people holding oversized weapons.
12:31 that is a dairy cow compared to normal cows
Ëmkâūš
Realm of Chaos and Council of the Red.
Challenge:
Battle boss after boss and win with no rests.
Each boss is each narrator, but for each SubReddit.
BossFight Robin, Cursed Comments Robin, etc, etc.
29:15 ayyyyy that’s my pfp!
22:28 - Lexi: "Terry looks like a nice guy"
Lexi after taking in all of the Terry section: "I need therapy"
🤣
nahhh, that's fuckin jschlatt
47:19 as a horror artist I can easily say that this is amazing, if I could hang it up on my wall I would.
Tire anna bell doll
Lexi: the mistress of 'what's up sexy' and wholesome animals, and Robin: god of bisexuality and birds.
Don't forget about that 1 bisexual squirrel
And jack: the snack that makes you smile back
We'd truly be in a dark timeline if Robin became the god of Heterosexuality and Fish
@@KillerPandaYT "Jack, the sentient snack that smiles back" 👁👄👁
BISEXUALITY AND BIRDS
someone should combine r/bossfight and r/itemshop into a full on video game and it would be hilarious
Reddit: The Game.
R SLASH: THE GAME
Giving body guards to Jason is like using a fire extinguisher against a forest fire in Australia
At that point, the body guards aren't there to protect him from you
*_They're there to protect you from him_*
I love how at 29:34 nobody brings up the way they're positioned. It's like a little in-joke
We don't speak about it
@@Mudd4073 Oh I would Hope not. That would ruin the in-joke
Is that jojo reference
@@kevinnguyen9445 Perhaps
JOJOOOOOOOOOOO
The octopus/raccoon/crow team is great and I know the roles of each member
Octopus:Puzzle solver/brawler (lots of arms lots of power and is known at being a good puzzle solver)
Raccoon:lock cracker/engineer (very resource and apparently good at cracking combination locks)
Crow: team leader/assassin (because they are dark as the night and always remember the face of their enemies)
Raccoon is also the one that gets supplies by rummaging in dumpsters and other houses
@@theocelotninja1028 yes
As an entomologist in training (someone who study's insects) the caterpillar at 14:21 is an Emperor moth larva. The caterpillar of this particular moth are considered to be the largest larva of any insect, as such they spend many weeks of their lives simply eating and staying alive. The one shown in this picture I would estimate is about 2-3 weeks off from becoming a pupa.
Lexi's reactions at the cute things was pure adorable. We should bottle that energy.
y e s
+50% happiness
+5 damage for 5 minutes
-50% dysphoria
lexi: *reacts at puppy mountain by making wheeze*
I won't be hard
@@CptGojira2439I’m gonna assume for my sanity that you meant it wouldn’t be hard to do it, and not…
Anytime Lexi goes into frequencies too hard to understand you know something’s cute
i went into the comments section and while reading your comment Lexi had started going into such a pitch
Or when dogs start barking aa you watch it
10:08 this man isn't the superior race, he's ALL of the races
I can’t be mad
28:30
This story actually has a happy ending.
A CEC fan found him, took him to their house, restored him, and now he looks good as new.
Oh s- fnaf ar Finna happen again
50:43 does this have a happy ending?
@@yohan2.098💀💀 no
2:07 show this to someone who plays Rivals Of Aether and they _Will_ freak out and run away as fast as they can
Ronald Mcdonald being op
fun fact: if you listen to these videos while doing homework it becomes more bearable
The videos or the homework?
@@stacythompson1384 the homework
I am currently doing that
Like seriously
19:09 made in brazil, literally, the words are writen on portugues br
56:02 i think this is my all-time favorite lexi bit on this whole channel now
nothing can top *BATTLE DUCKS!: BEAKS OF RAGE*
13:38 Imagine they had to retake the photo and he looked even happier in the second one knowing their mistake
26:21 I heard about this, the guy would take old TVs and leave them on porches and door steps. The people who received them got freaked out and called the police. He did this back in 2018 & 2019. Everytime I see him I feel like I just saw a cryptid or SCP.
Emkay. Creator of great content, overlord of funny videos.
correct.
Legit
23:51 what is that app or website
4:23 smash
Reason?
1:11
It means that cow has the explosive capacity of all those bombs.
I have never laughed so hard at something like this. I was literally crying.
2:12 i am litterly trying not to laugh at this right now XD
20:00 Lexi is so cute when she see this kind of stuff, I mean and in general too but in these situations it just gets even better
20:02 OMG IS SOO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAA 😆😆😆😆😆😆
24:01 I literally have that book that that map is in next to me.
0:12
2:55 James, the Denier
8:55 The Founding Colossal
9:59
13:12 George the Gigachad
13:49
24:26
3:03 Land of the Rising Doggo
The real boss fight is with the editors managing to post 3 videos a day
19:49 You must aim and time your attack very well to beat him. He will give you the Unbreakable Shield if you can land a hit. Equip the shield to become invincible when you're not attacking.
48:48 that's a silk moth. They exist, and they're fucking adorable
they are adorable!
12:15 man they really reversed bloons tower defense
20:05 OMGAW their so *PRESCIOUS!*
Lexi just sounds like iron man’s gauntlet when she’s happy
25:18
That made me go: "oh god it's demoknight!"
demoknight tf2 is going to take your head
you should probably switch to pyro
@@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer airblast won't save you against the bullshittery of the black scottish knight
@@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer
Demoknight would like to know your location
Can we all just appreciate the happy noises that are coming from within a long lost child right here? 5:01
Well 9:29 aged well
Only in Ohio 💀
I feel like Lexi could do a very good bill cypher impression
You know who’s a true boss here? Me! I got quarantined 3 times, the 3rd time was when I had Coronavirus! I eventually recovered and have lived to tell the tale! The 2nd time was when my parents had Coronavirus, but not meThe 1st time was in 2020 or 2021 when I was near somebody unknown who tested positive, but still not me. Also, the pronunciation of Mari Lwyd is kind of hard to say. The Lwyd is pronounced like Looihd. I don’t blame you for mispronoucing it! I did too! The oo in the transcription is pronunced like the oo in foot.
25:49 he just sounds like bill cipher for a second
*she (sorry for the late reply)
Oh right sorry
6:25 I'm a band student and I love this picture.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a wise man once said: "I've got some good things on sale stranger"
0:59 bøg means gay in Norway lol, that means i have one thing in common with a boss battle at least
Istg people use æøå without realizing they're making actual words that have meanings that are not the intended message
"Twenty Øne Piløts" more like Twenty Oueouene Piloueouetes
Truly one of the boss fights of all time.
Yes
Dog with katana vs me
I am having an agree moment here with you
Dolphins are smart enough to commit die
I wanna see two hackers have a dragon ball-esque fight in a FPS
YESSSS
lexi is officially known as the bread girl(netflix adaptation)
36:49 for myself
25:25 I'm sorry are those the sisters of battle from warhammer-
They are comrade
Im surprised the adeptus sorroritas have to take public transportation. I knew the imperium was crumbling, but come on!
@@eater_of_plastic4189we are losing funds and fast comrade
The Sister of Battle: You Ride on the Wrong Train Fool
21:21 Um
Macargo from Pokemon fits that description
23:42 “TAKE ONE MORE BITE, YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED YOUR COOKIES!!”
I think Grandma Trying to protect his/her Grandkid from The Bullied using A Goddamn Nerf Minigun
This is just My Theory okay Don't Say a Word
I can confirm these boss fights are one of the boss fights of all time
mmmh grammar you have not
@@jacobgray297 that was the point...
R/ihadastroke
@@Noctober-viewing you're slow...
I’m concerned about the fact that I can only get to sleep if an emkay video is playing in the background.
Thank you all for proving me with good sleep 🙏🏻🙏🏻
11:51 no that's just monkey d Luffy
ONE KICK
FINALLY, found someone pointing it out
I love how every serial killer combined is just Jerma
Completely accurate, by the by
21:07 , Again , it's like The Thing merged with a MTN DEW can accidentally and we got this now ...
The DEW Can Become the Impostor from AMONG US don't say Bad thing On me if you don't like these Comments Don't Comments back with Bad word and Bad Thing on me
@@aziscakep640 , Can you even write ? Or did grammar bludgeon you in the skull too much ?
25:44 this looks like something you would find out of adventure time
There is a breakfast kingdom so it probably does exist
R/Bossfight the game actually exists and it's fun as hell
give me it now
6:39 man was also Michael Myers in Halloween 2, The assassin in Halloween 3, and was Kurt Russell’s stuntman for a long while, He is truly fits in this.
0:38
Bro he playing CatCraft
1:51 literally every fnaf 5 design be like:
That Aussie cow, really does exist. The single most absolute unit that isn't one of the big five (yet)
15:15 Completely immune to homing attacks and projectiles. He will zip away from them, even while he is attacking.
i want r/bossfights and r/itemshop to combine into a total wack-ass meme filled videogame
*YES*
Absolutely
God like idea
Jöürmüngändar is a literal serpent in Norse mythology,
Emkay editors be working super frigging overtime
3 videos in one day
RESPECT
3 videos a day today? You guys are working overtime haha good stuff
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11:03 aww he's so cute
(several Counts Of Murder)
Fun fact: I posted that one
Ah yes, an emkay video in the middle of my Spanish class, best hour of my life.
Está muy bien
@@victorvirgili4447De acuerdo
@@The-Real-Demokin Supercalifragilisticoespialidoso
12:45 rest in peace Johnathan
NOOOOOOO
@23:00 the stuffed animals are for when the condoms inevitably fail. everything in between is so he maybe has a chance to use the condoms.
2:25 that is a good way to get accepted by the kids in the school and get info lol
12:35 yeah that cow? *That cow's real.*
His name is *Knickers,* and he's two meters tall, 1,400 kilograms, and because of just how massive he is, he raised $14,500 for the Blue Tree Project Mental Health Awareness Program. He has enough meat to apparently make *4,000 burgers.*
"Knickers"💀💀💀
12:28
its moo moo the imMOOrtal
This is the time where you can reply all the bosses at once as someone in the comments said “Boss Rush”
3:41 I had this video on in the background and was eating an empty ice cream cone (cause why not). Then I suddenly hear "they tore down my child in Istanbul" and almost choked to death.
0:18
“Yeah, this looks like Pirate Cuphead.”
Looks like a battle against Gutsy Bones in one of the Yo-Kai-Watch Blasters game to me.
Why is there hate in Ohio.
Don't worry hate exists everywhere. 😊
@@Battlesnytrue
Get rekt.
2:30 As a Chris, I feel empowered.
44:45 sadly this is untrue,you can delete the coconut,as with most models and Textures in the game,and you can still play
Let's add onto eachothers ideas in the replies to make the ultimate boss, I'll start:
Has bunny ears
Edit: So far, We have a dragon with large claws, 27 eyes(that see all) and bunny ears. And is a commander of an army of rabid ducks. Owns a gun and wears a baseball cap(presumably where the bunny ears are attached.)
It's tail also can do a "Matter Ripple" which basically affects/disrupts how molecules interact.
It's also holding a humongous hammer that can create lightning/electricity when it hits the ground.
It has a special ability to split into 4 smaller, minor bosses. And they become one again and absorb back 1/5th of their lost hp.
Demonic horns
has an army of rabid ducks
Massive claws
has a gun and backwards baseball cap
His tail inflicts “Matter Ripple” which disrupts the way molecules move.
49:18 thats not eve angelion or whatever, thats battletech/mechwarrior, i should know because the mad cat (as the inner sphere calls it) is my go to mech
And you're a cat. I trust your knowledge.
(also knew the reference, and had to like whoever corrected them)
8:56 actually good photoshop skills
13:19 I don’t know. I often feel “ pleased, exhausted and satisfied” after an innocent shopping trip. Doesn’t everyone?
24:08 OH FUCK I LIVE IN ARKANSAS!!!!!
I AM NOT SAFE!!!!!!!
26:53 bird 🦢
What they have become!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:12 I expected a picture 😢
WHAT IS WRONG WITH NY TIMES!!!???
21:56 harry potter shiteyano
(Shiteyano btw is a cursed version of hatsune miku)
Yes finally a 1 hour boss fight
BOSS RUSH
"Rapunzel oh rapunzel, let down your hair"
hair falls down, and slumps onto the floor
he climbs it
"youure not rapunzel, who are you?"
"louis."
0:16
This looks like pirate Cuphead
Captain Brineybeard: 👁👄👁
Duh
3:10 10/10 cosplay
7:08 so no one gonna talk about the name of the person who posted this crap?