You could die from falling from a height into water in Just Cause 2 And that's funny, cause that game is the last thing to abide by the laws of physics
@@theillusionaryone i loved that "mechanic" lmao. It made no sense whatsoever but i used it pretty much any time i was falling from high up 😂 Edit: actually it begs the question: why doesn't rico hit EVERY surface with a splat? The grapple hook puts his body through serious acceleration/deceleration no matter what you fling him at
WhammyTime91 People who think that you can't drop from one ledge to hang from another one further below it has never seen Jet Li in the start of Cradle To The Grave.
daafaev15 first of all how dare you. I am agent 47 and the fact that I can't jump is beyond the point I don't need to jump when I have that magic super hit man neo-like reflexes and shoot headshots on everyone in a matter of microseconds XD
Based off of 36 inventory slots, each slot containing a full stack of 64 blocks. Each block in MC is 1x1x1m. Given that a 1cm³ block of 24K Gold is 19.3grams, a 1m³ block of 24K gold would be 19.3Tonnes (Metric). A 64 stack multipled by 36 inventory slots becomes 2,304 1m³ Blocks of 24K Gold. This would weigh a total 44,467.2Tonnes (Metric). That's about 4.5x heavier than the Eiffel Tower! Edit: I thought I would also give it's value in £Sterling. All information below is based off UK prices on the 5th of January 2020 at 06:36am. 44467.2 Tonnes is also 44,467,200 Kilograms. The Price for 24K gold at this moment in time per Kg is £38,127 EXACT (Coincidental, but convenient). 44,467,200 multiplied by 38,127 comes to a grand total of.......... £1,695,400,394,400. Or just under £1.7Trillion. Steve can carry £1.7Trillion worth of 24K Gold. Fuck.
9. In doom the doomguy can run at a real life equivalent of 90 MPH (144.841 kph) while carying 459 lbs (208.199 kg) of fully loaded weaponry while also carying 500 lbs (226.796 kg) of armor fully carying 959 lbs (434.995) while weighing 245 lbs (111.13 kg) so he is carying a total of 1204 lbs (546.125 kg) and still runs at his full speed.
Wait, what? You wanna tell me that actual humans are not supposed to perform double jumps? Ups... Now I understand why they always accused me of cheating back in PE classes in school.
Saint's Row the third has a whole Mission about that where you have to infiltrate a building by beeing sold as a sex slave. After the loading screen your in the Mansion stark naked and high on drugs, then your contact gives you your weapons and the protagonist slurs about where they are supposed to carry everything. "Thats for you to figure out." Fantastic game by the way
@@iamnobody7044 Don't underestimate what girls can keep in their bras. Keys, phones, wallets, it wouldn't surprise me if they have a gun there as well.
There are non violent jobs in games for example plumbers like Isaac Clark(atleast I think this is his job), but not only he has a nonviolent job Ratchet(from Ratchet and Clank) is a mechanic, do these characters shoot? Oh wait they do.
I find dying but then coming back to life a couple minutes before you died to try over again is probably the most physically implausible thing that heroes do all the time
Nathan Williamson Hypothetically we could apply the Copenhagen many worlds interpretation to such a situation just as bioshock did. In fact that might account for all my divergent save games!
reminds me of the day where I was so freakin tired that I tried to reload an old save file of my life. Quick-save was easy, but I had no idea how to get into the menu to load. XD
Technically in video games you don't actually go back in time before you die, rather the events from that point that lead to you dying never happen. Which is physically possible. In fact, it happens to everyone who is still alive.
have you ever played games that do that the realistic way? they're infuriating. i mean, not realistic as they just toss the partially used-up magazines on the ground instead of storing them to use later, but still.
GraveUypo Infuriating? Not at all. Most of those games also have an opinion to repack the magazine so you don't accidentally reload into a four round mag.
I can think of Rainbow Six keeping leftover magazines when reloading and later load them again. Also any games with the M1 Garand unable to reload in the middle of a clip.
What Andy isn't telling you, is that his mum told him to open that jar of jam, when he was around six years old and since that day he has been walking around with a jar of jam in his pocket.
+Alexandra Lee I must do this, adding the notion that he must open it to qualify his passage into manhood.....and he'll carry that burden for the rest of his life. THAT'S parenting!
In GTA San Andreas you can jump out of a plane and if you make it to land in this one fountain in Las Venturas, you will take almost no damage. There is about one meter of water in this thing. You have to wear a parachute, though, so that CJ does the right animation. But you actually don't have to open it. Mother of belly flops.
Even if there was water you would still die if you really think about it since the water would splash across your body pretty hard but the hay would cushion it
Far Cry 2 was most realistic of them all: -You can't sprint for more than few seconds before you tire and slow down to the speed of a turtle -Shoot an ammo crate and it explodes! -You needed to rest and sleep regularly -Can almost never kill an enemy just by shooting him in the feet, they limp/crawl and hide if they're injured and keep shooting you with whatever they're left with -You bend down and reach out with your hands every time you pick an item, weapon or grenade whatever... -Fast travel can only be done by going to a bus depot and taking a bus to very limited spots only, and time passes as you travel -Run a vehicle over grass and it stays flattened (same for being burnt) -Most accurate depiction of having a map and compass to navigate through the wilderness! -Can't walk much far into open desert without passing out -Carry very limited weapns and ammo -Guns deteriorate over time, malfunction, get jammed or even explode! -Even jumping in water kills you if the water body is shallow -Oh and medicine for malaria
@@masonlomas967 No game ever made has realistic healing, but yes, FarCry2 comes pretty damn close. If you take out the healing factor then, Delta Force 1 and 2 had most accurate damage systems - take even a single bullet to core and you're dead, 2-3 bullets to the limbs and you're dead, even Kevlar can't protect you against high caliber armor penetrating rounds and when you die there's no savegame, just start all the way from the beginning!
thenerdempire Macho man dragons? Oh my sweet summer child, you haven't seen anything yet. You merely touched the modding community, i was born in it, molded by it, i haven't left it until i was already a man. From Thomas the tank engine dragons to anime girls with really, really large breasts, from quite awesome quest mods to animation mods that i can't describe as someone would flag this comment as sexual content. Nexus is love, nexus is life
I pretty much called it quits after I saw the "all characters are futa girls" mod video. I mean...it was immediately after a very excellent mod that added an airship and an entire new land mass. Then, bam! Futa girls. Can't say I saw it coming. If seeing Macho Man dragons told me there was a mod for everything, the futa girl mod taught me that there was a mod for everything AND I probably didn't want to see most of them.
On the GTA one, you forgot to mention how you could stuff a minigun down your pants and run up a mountain, but if you hold it you can't walk 1 kilometer an hour.
You forgot a big one : drawing swords from your back. Drawing a sword from a full scabbard on your back is anatomically impossible unless the blade is shorter than the length of your arm.
Also, protagonists always try to cut and slash through full plate armor with a sword, and somehow they succeed in causing any sort of damage to the wearer without ruining their blade at all.
Speaking of, when you get the Master sword, it's always by pulling the bare blade out of a pedestal but it has it's own unique scabbard that just...appears on your person. Where did that come from?
Not necessarily. It would be possible, but would require you to place your hand on the actual blade of the sword (you'd need thick gloves) and slowly inch the sword out of the scabbard. But yes, in most video games the protagonist just grabs the handle and pulls, which would be impossible.
less exciting and fun, perhaps, but we can't forget removing a sword from a back-mounted sheath by pulling the blade up over your shoulder! if it's much longer than a large knife, you'll just be stuck wiggling your arm around straight up in the air like a twit as the tip of the blade rests comfortably near your shoulder blade, stuck in the sheath, while your enemy is probably busy laughing and taking potshots at your internal organs.
tbrostorm it's not probable to do it like that but it is possible there are a few stipulations though. first the blade length needs to be slightly shorter then the scabbard itself. secondly you need to be able to pull the scabbard in the opposite direction the blade is going. this is actually a technique used by ninja for keeping their profile slim. I have studied ninjitsu for years and I can do it easily.
tbrostorm You'd think that, however, the characters that do this in games have long arms (as do I) and with long arms it is easier to draw a three foot blade over your shoulder (I've done it many times, starting with toy/wooden ones as a child, they were longer than my arms and it still wasn't difficult to figure out) than to find a shirt that's sleeves aren't half way up your forearm when you reach for something (especially with broad shoulders)
I feel like the funniest ones are the ones where characters effortlessly pull their weapons out of people yet in real life pulling a knife or sword out of people requires so much effort!
David Becker that's harder than you think. if your using a knife or something then there's all this tough gristle you gotta saw through and it's really annoying.
is it just me or in the last couple of tomb raider games especially does it feel like they are trying really hard to kill Lara Croft to anyone else? Like a lot of stuff that happens to her shoulda killed her a million times over. Heck, the first coupla minutes in the game, before you get to move, coulda killed her, then again a few seconds later when she hits that rebar and YANKS IT OUT LIKE A FOOL should definitely have killed her, if not from potentially tearing open one of her organs then all the ensuing mess should have infected that wound and she shoulda died from that.
That would have made a great epilogue, Lara dies of sepsis after not getting any treatment for her infection in time. Fortunately, she has the best Video Game Private Healthcare Plan available in fictional Great Britain - Plot Armour. Under this plan, not only can nothing ever kill her - not even age - but nothing can even hurt her for very long.
Kikki H, I've never understood why it's called Plot Armor since the main idea of armor is to not take damage while wearing it; now it does make sense if the idea is that the damage could've been worse but I feel like a better name would be Plot Durability in this case|
Well but see if he just puts them where he puts all his other weapons, he'd lose them whenever he pulls other stuff out, and they'd be all loose at the bottom of his bag - DEFINITELY needs an extra place to put them so he doesn't lose track of how many he has and so they don't go flying everywhere when he frantically flings out his hammer.
I used to free climb and I fell one time and caught the ledge again after falling I'm not sure how far and my arm ripped out of the socket and it was hell.
The er Dr twisted and pulled my arm and it popped back in and had to wear a sling for a while but I kept taking it off so it didn't heal right so now my shoulder pops out some times
what I find more disturbing than that is how in bioshock you pick up a random needle filled with who knows what and jam it into your arm... it could be deadly neurotoxin for all we know
You forgot double-jumping! Adding a second mini-hop or changing direction mid air is so common in video games I find myself disoriented whenever I play I game where the protagonist hops like a normal person, especially if they have reasonably short jumping distance.
How about jumping insane distances and if you can't land on your feet, grabbing a ledge to stop the fall without dislocating your shoulders. Sure with training people can accomplish it to some digree, but not like video game hero's do all the time.
I remember when I played a game, that had the mechanic, if you were tired, and tried to jump and catch a ledge (that always had ropes to grab on) then you'd fall anyway.
It's particularly funny to use the Tomb Raider reboot for that line, wherein you will *immediately die* from any fall into water that's on the wrong side of an invisible wall, in one of the game's most ridiculous death animations (of which it has far too many). Dunk in deep water, then suddenly slam sideways into debris that didn't exist while falling.
How about every game with water where the character has the lung capacity of an Arctic seal. I'm looking at you assassin's creed black flag, any lara Croft game and assassins creed revelations!
@@rowandowler511 If you dive in normal water, yes. The breath is realistic. But as soon as you dive with the diving bell, I think Edward really transforms his lungs to arctic seal lungs.
Rhaegar Stark yea it can if you find away to copact enough air to equal the wiegh of the jumper and the push they do with for an average person oh i dont know 120 pounds...equals....a nuclear sized and strenghed explosion. oh and sufficatipn withen a 2 mile radius
Or how you can apparently jump a 30 or 40 foot drop no problem as long as you roll when you land. Example: Uncharted 3 and Captain America: Civil War (not a video game, but shut up)
As someone who climbs... a lot. My climbing friends and I really love watching one another play Assassin's Creed or Uncharted for those MASSIVE MULTI-STORY FALLING LOCK OFF GRABS and the fact that Assassins can climb massive buildings with DOZENS OF CONSECUTIVE, PERFECT V9+ DYNOS. Those kids don't even seem pumped when they get to the top.
"That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of the town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on goin'. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on goin'. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on goin'". -Forest Gump.
In literally any game that has a body of water in which you can swim, you could be swimming in the middle of the ocean but somehow the hero can jump high in the air like a dolphin
I always derive a small amount of infantile pleasure at the couple of seconds during which an outsidexbox member points at empty space whilst asking me to press on one of their two video links before they've actually appeared. Keep up the good work for us simple souls guys, we appreciate it.
The big one. never having to eat unless you need healing and then you can eat absurd amounts without getting sick. What? you mean I'm injured? Well hand me that cake I'll be fine.
Action Hero: "I am like a god in my durability. I can shake off being shot as if I am shaking of a hard blow, never running out of blood if I at least put a rag over the wound. I almost never run out of ammo and I can do nearly superhuman feats of any kind of action. My fear is mere lip service and I don't suffer pain aside from dramatic behavior." Video Game Hero: "Hold my beer."
Did you know fingers don't have muscle? it's mostly just cartilage and bone. The grip strength come from your forearms! You can see the muscles contracting on your arm as you open and close your hand.
Thee Adjudicator I learned something today, thanks! I also learned like fifty other pieces of info that will never ever be useful alongside this but whatevs
@Grumbel Bumbel Hey, just finished a human anatomy course. Got to look at an actual cadavers hand. No, there aren't actual muscles in the fingers. Tendons, cartilage, bone. Not muscles
*What about Coyote Time???* You know, that extremely small window of time that heroes can inexplicably run off an edge yet STILL jump despite it being off of thin air to reach another ledge?? This falls along with double-jumping, theoretically, since it would work under the same principle; but still, it IS another thing a large chunk of gaming heroes can pull off.
I mean is Andy unaware Jane in fact does rock climbing herself and can pull all of those AC climbing moves like a pro. Wait a second....does that mean Janes part of the... *killed before he can finish his sentence*
Another implausablw video game skill: Attaching your weapon to your back without any straps, holsters or other contraptions. Have to climb this ladder? Let me just magically fuse this giant battle axe to my back so I got my hands free.
So... That infinite running, ever played infamous 1 or 2? I know you are super, but come on, that is not how the body works. It is my favorite game ever created, however, so I can let the healing with electricity slide.
Ender k9 Well, in the Infamous series, Cole recharges most (if not all) of his health and stamina whenever he drains electricity, which is a lot, so Cole is metaphorically always getting a rest. This, combined with his already superhuman capabilities, means that he will almost never tire.
No Eagle Dive, or Leap of Faith or whatever it's called in Assassin's Creed when you jump from the top of a 300ft Church Steeple and land perfectly safely in a Hay cart with no damage? I'm also surprised they didn't included the "Sheath a sword on their back" implausibility as well. And nothing from Just cause 2 and his unlimited Parachutes? Or Sleeping Dogs, and the main character's ability to hide a Motor Bike helmet up his butt?
Tip to opening any closed lid like a jamjar's: Wrap some cloth around it, it increases the width of the cap and that increases the torque that is applied by the same force, making opening easier. You can also turn the body rather than the cap, making it easier to apply more constriction to the cap and not slipping.
I love the internal inconsistencies in games. Like Agent 47 can only carry 2 small items, three if take a gun, before he enters a level, but once he's there he can pick up and conceal and infinite number of small items, or How Edward Kenway can't climb a cliff face with visible hand holds but can climb virtually any building!
There are limits though. I thoroughl yenjoyed the first two Uncharted games because they didn't go too ver the top with the stunts. When they finally did (in 3) though... they lost me.
Zack Ray, All the evidence of that fact shows when ya have 1 side complaining that a game's run meter is too small but this video calling out when your character can run infinitely|
I hate that unrealistic "crouch behind a box to heal all wounds" nonsense. That's why I like more realistic games like Fallout, where you have to go to bed for an hour or two.
Ever play the 2013 remake of Rise of the Triad? At the start of stage 18, the commander says, "If you hide behind a wall and breathe really hard, your health WON'T magically regenerate."
What about jumping on people to kill them. Unlike Mario, I can't jump high to go several feet above one's head, nor would it flatten them, we just fall like clumsy oxen.
This was a cool video, I remember watching an episode of Mythbusters (the original with Adam and Jamie) where it was proven that you couldn't hang indefinitely from a ledge by your hands or fingertips, but that it was proven you could carry a lot of guns and gear like an action hero.
Actually, on the Assassin's Creed one, there are people who do parkour and can hang from tiny ledges like that, as well as drop down from one window to another.
Falling short distances yes, but after more than a few meters, you'll tear either your fingers or your entire arm of. And in AC you can fall for 20 meters and still catch yourself on a ledge.
Well but to be fair the idea was more "IMPLAUSIBLE" things heroes do, not actually IMPOSSIBLE things, I think it's noted that there ARE kind of a few things that are vaguely possible just INCREDIBLY unlikely, and DEFINITELY not possible for the MAJORITY of the human race.
"Physically implausible" yet in some of these they say that "most of us in the real world" can't do it. Well yeah, I bet most of the normal people in the games can't do it either, that's why the main character is special enough to be the main character.
what about double jumping? it seems to be this thing that they can magically do despite not being world class gymnasts or magicians. Looking at you, Mario.
They feature Playstation Exclusive Games a lot. Heavy Rain has been on multiple lists, including the Worst Parents in Gaming list, and is Playstation Exclusive
Oh? I got stabbed by a fucking icicle that was just made out of the air and got shot in the head by a hunter bow? Where's my goat cheese and sweet roll? Oh, and that homecooked meal *INSERT WIFE NAME HERE* made me.
6:25, fun fact: the legend of Achilles's invulnerability except for in his heel didn't come out until approximately nine hundred years after the earliest legends of Achilles were recorded.
Don't forget that the Dragonborn can pause mid-fight, eat 50 potatoes to heal and then unpause.
Don't forget those 18 wheels of goat cheese they also just found laying around in their back pocket.
Also how they can practically eat a year's worth of food without getting fat.
D34DL0CK The Commenter Well, with the amount of running and jumping that they do they're probably burning a lot of fat
Aska2468 and never need to sleep or use the restroom
The dragonborn can also carry millions of weightless coins and arrows but gets weighed down by paper scrolls
how about not sleeping? that always impresses me
If you never eat you don't have to shit.
#LifeHacks
MuffinHunterX *cough*fallout*cough*
We will never sleep cause sleep is for the weak, and we will never rest till we're all fucking dead.
MuffinHunterX If you don't eat for a really long time, you'll never have to do anything anymore.
#DeathHacks
Zam Dev r/2meirl4meirl
You could die from falling from a height into water in Just Cause 2
And that's funny, cause that game is the last thing to abide by the laws of physics
*Is falling to the ground*
*Grapples to the ground to stop fall damage*
*Now is moving even faster towards the ground*
*Is now perfectly fine*
Semi-Hilarious Oreo (see name of game)
Not from the Mile High Club though
@@theillusionaryone i loved that "mechanic" lmao. It made no sense whatsoever but i used it pretty much any time i was falling from high up 😂
Edit: actually it begs the question: why doesn't rico hit EVERY surface with a splat? The grapple hook puts his body through serious acceleration/deceleration no matter what you fling him at
Oath
And yet Agent 47, one of the deadliest assassins on the planet, can't even jump.
WhammyTime91 I'm waiting for the Agent 47 youtube user to come in and be like "first of all, how dare you"
WhammyTime91 People who think that you can't drop from one ledge to hang from another one further below it has never seen Jet Li in the start of Cradle To The Grave.
daafaev15 first of all how dare you. I am agent 47 and the fact that I can't jump is beyond the point I don't need to jump when I have that magic super hit man neo-like reflexes and shoot headshots on everyone in a matter of microseconds XD
Exterior Meteor I don't know... I am IN the Earth's atmosphere, ain't i
What about anyone in Resident Evil????
Oh come on, healing bullet wounds is totally easy just watch!
Oh God someone call an ambulance.
MEDIC!!!!
Stephenthename *medic class walks past ignoring downed ally*
No you must revive him, he has the ray gun!
Oscar the Inventor every mmorpg or fps *Ever*
(I say that as a medic user)
Chris ruskin guessing the 18 months of painful and painstaking physiotherapy was seen as a bit of a pause to the action
I did the math, and Steve from minecraft can carry almost 50,000 tons of gold without being slowed. So he could probably bench-press a city.
You have WAY too much time on your hands if your doing stuff like this
Didn't game theory do that?
@@justalonelypotato4390
💦💦💦
"Do u even lift bro? Yo scrawny, what do you bench?"
"Oh, about Manhattan... Chicago on a good day, if I've had some ham."
Based off of 36 inventory slots, each slot containing a full stack of 64 blocks. Each block in MC is 1x1x1m. Given that a 1cm³ block of 24K Gold is 19.3grams, a 1m³ block of 24K gold would be 19.3Tonnes (Metric). A 64 stack multipled by 36 inventory slots becomes 2,304 1m³ Blocks of 24K Gold. This would weigh a total 44,467.2Tonnes (Metric).
That's about 4.5x heavier than the Eiffel Tower!
Edit: I thought I would also give it's value in £Sterling. All information below is based off UK prices on the 5th of January 2020 at 06:36am.
44467.2 Tonnes is also 44,467,200 Kilograms.
The Price for 24K gold at this moment in time per Kg is £38,127 EXACT (Coincidental, but convenient).
44,467,200 multiplied by 38,127 comes to a grand total of..........
£1,695,400,394,400.
Or just under £1.7Trillion.
Steve can carry £1.7Trillion worth of 24K Gold. Fuck.
8. You can still fight perfectly even with 1 HP left.
thats a good one.
you're either dead or fully able.
Bosses get stronger the more hp you take off them
Tis but a flesh wound.
9. In doom the doomguy can run at a real life equivalent of 90 MPH (144.841 kph) while carying 459 lbs (208.199 kg) of fully loaded weaponry while also carying 500 lbs (226.796 kg) of armor fully carying 959 lbs (434.995) while weighing 245 lbs (111.13 kg) so he is carying a total of 1204 lbs (546.125 kg) and still runs at his full speed.
You would be able to keep fighting for a short time actually due to adrenaline.
you guys forgot the all-time classic: Double jump.
Wait, what? You wanna tell me that actual humans are not supposed to perform double jumps? Ups...
Now I understand why they always accused me of cheating back in PE classes in school.
CodeNameNES1 Yeah, that was the first one that came to mind as I read the title.
first one to come to mind as well... it was so obvious
even the height of the single jump is pretty ridiculous
Double jump is not impossible. There might still be enough compressed air under the shoe soles from the first jump....
Or, if in a game you make your character go nude and then have them pull out a gun... not gonna ask where that came from.
Saint's Row the third has a whole Mission about that where you have to infiltrate a building by beeing sold as a sex slave.
After the loading screen your in the Mansion stark naked and high on drugs, then your contact gives you your weapons and the protagonist slurs about where they are supposed to carry everything.
"Thats for you to figure out."
Fantastic game by the way
That moment in hitman two with armed girls clothed only in panties and bras and like... where?
@@iamnobody7044 Don't underestimate what girls can keep in their bras. Keys, phones, wallets, it wouldn't surprise me if they have a gun there as well.
@@mennograafmans1595 An AK? In a bra that resembles two pieces of string?
@@iamnobody7044 ever tipped moxxi in borderlands 2?
I can see 7 things people can easily do irl and game heroes can't.
Like getting a job than don't involve shooting people in the face.
ArnauNT Or jumping on the spot without a ledge to jump over.
ArnauNT or, you know, not falling into a pit of spikes and being impaled
There are non violent jobs in games for example plumbers like Isaac Clark(atleast I think this is his job), but not only he has a nonviolent job Ratchet(from Ratchet and Clank) is a mechanic, do these characters shoot? Oh wait they do.
Stepping over a knee high fence?
Mir fiel kein besserer Name ein viscera cleanup detail
I find dying but then coming back to life a couple minutes before you died to try over again is probably the most physically implausible thing that heroes do all the time
Nathan Williamson which makes me appreciate soulsborne series more for including the respawn system into their lore
In real life you come back to life 3days after your death, atleast if your name is jesus.
Nathan Williamson Hypothetically we could apply the Copenhagen many worlds interpretation to such a situation just as bioshock did. In fact that might account for all my divergent save games!
reminds me of the day where I was so freakin tired that I tried to reload an old save file of my life. Quick-save was easy, but I had no idea how to get into the menu to load. XD
Technically in video games you don't actually go back in time before you die, rather the events from that point that lead to you dying never happen. Which is physically possible. In fact, it happens to everyone who is still alive.
Fires 8 bullets then reloads - magically has that ammo in a new magazone
have you ever played games that do that the realistic way? they're infuriating.
i mean, not realistic as they just toss the partially used-up magazines on the ground instead of storing them to use later, but still.
Except for Insurgency...
GraveUypo Infuriating? Not at all. Most of those games also have an opinion to repack the magazine so you don't accidentally reload into a four round mag.
I can think of Rainbow Six keeping leftover magazines when reloading and later load them again. Also any games with the M1 Garand unable to reload in the middle of a clip.
Tediore reloads😆
love how the assassin's creed one was dropping and holding on to ledges not jumping 100 feet into some hay
For real. 50 feet into hay and you'll WISH you were dead, because you'll break a shit ton of bones.
Maybe because the hay is obviously nonsense, dropping from ledges might look feasible at first.
From the spire of a cathedral to a pile of leaves is my personal favourite
They pretty much covered this with Lara's "fall from any height into water" but the hay one is arguably even more ridiculous.
No no no... you press X to open the jam jar!
This comment is severely underrated
No, Patrick, the LID.
(Puts hand on own face)
Nono, target with r1 then turn the left analogue stick at exactly the right speed until you hear a pop and unlock the "That's my Jam" achievement!
Late Sleeper you press f
*hero/heroine gets shot in the face*
"Aahh!"
*pulls bullet from arm*
Far cry logic
Not my pretty fa...
Arm
I thought you said heroine like the drug
@@africancouscous that's "heroin" dood
Tedd Matthew oooh thx I just forgot how you spell the word
Forget running forever. I want one of those fancy video game cars that never need to be fueled, eh?
Chromasus if you can run forever you can get anywhere by running at your full speed. You crash that car and it's gone... forever
or the ones that, on a full tank of gas, can barely make it 3 kilometers before stuttering out
Sure, but a car moves much faster. Most video game character can only run / jog without end, but not sprint!
Chromasus then u should play final fantasy iv
What Andy isn't telling you, is that his mum told him to open that jar of jam, when he was around six years old and since that day he has been walking around with a jar of jam in his pocket.
What if said mum super glued the lid. I'd do that to my kid.
He actually has one stack of 99 jars and one stack of 17 in his pocket.
Morten U. "Is that a jam jar in your pocket, or are you just... oh, it is a jam jar. Never mind" *sigh*
Morten U. He
+Alexandra Lee I must do this, adding the notion that he must open it to qualify his passage into manhood.....and he'll carry that burden for the rest of his life. THAT'S parenting!
you left out never needing to sleep
Or even sit down.
or change your underpants
Or pee
Or eat and drink
Or eat, or change clothes, or take showers, or go to the bathroom
in assassin's Creed you don't even need water a meter thick grass is enough 😂
In GTA San Andreas you can jump out of a plane and if you make it to land in this one fountain in Las Venturas, you will take almost no damage. There is about one meter of water in this thing.
You have to wear a parachute, though, so that CJ does the right animation. But you actually don't have to open it.
Mother of belly flops.
Even if there was water you would still die if you really think about it since the water would splash across your body pretty hard but the hay would cushion it
Or in just cause, when you can survive a fall from literally any height as long as you shoot the ground with your grappling hook
Andrew Robinson, yeah, let’s use Just Cause as a legitimate argument against what reality should be like.
KhAoz Umm he's not...
Assassins creed.......I don't think jumping off the 3rd floor onto someone's back is really that safe of a landing
kitso mangolele dishonored 2. do a drop assassination from any height (essentially just drop onto someone's back with a sword) and take NO damage
wellll its safer than landing on the dirt\cobblestone ground, at least
Really? That's your complaint about fall damage in Assassin's Creed?
or 30 storeys into a hay cart...
Mal Alford stories*(know how to goddamn spell words right,sheesh).
Far Cry 2 was most realistic of them all:
-You can't sprint for more than few seconds before you tire and slow down to the speed of a turtle
-Shoot an ammo crate and it explodes!
-You needed to rest and sleep regularly
-Can almost never kill an enemy just by shooting him in the feet, they limp/crawl and hide if they're injured and keep shooting you with whatever they're left with
-You bend down and reach out with your hands every time you pick an item, weapon or grenade whatever...
-Fast travel can only be done by going to a bus depot and taking a bus to very limited spots only, and time passes as you travel
-Run a vehicle over grass and it stays flattened (same for being burnt)
-Most accurate depiction of having a map and compass to navigate through the wilderness!
-Can't walk much far into open desert without passing out
-Carry very limited weapns and ammo
-Guns deteriorate over time, malfunction, get jammed or even explode!
-Even jumping in water kills you if the water body is shallow
-Oh and medicine for malaria
Cool!
one of the best games ever
Does it has the most realistic healing?
@@masonlomas967 No game ever made has realistic healing, but yes, FarCry2 comes pretty damn close.
If you take out the healing factor then, Delta Force 1 and 2 had most accurate damage systems - take even a single bullet to core and you're dead, 2-3 bullets to the limbs and you're dead, even Kevlar can't protect you against high caliber armor penetrating rounds and when you die there's no savegame, just start all the way from the beginning!
@@UdayNatt nice
Yeah. Open worlds have been terrible for my characters' legs. At 250 or so hours, Skyrim was one of the worst. Dovahkiin? Wish I'd Drove-ahkiin.
thenerdempire
there's a mod for that
After seeing Macho Man dragons, I have no doubt of there being a mod for pretty much everything.
thenerdempire
Macho man dragons? Oh my sweet summer child, you haven't seen anything yet. You merely touched the modding community, i was born in it, molded by it, i haven't left it until i was already a man. From Thomas the tank engine dragons to anime girls with really, really large breasts, from quite awesome quest mods to animation mods that i can't describe as someone would flag this comment as sexual content. Nexus is love, nexus is life
I pretty much called it quits after I saw the "all characters are futa girls" mod video. I mean...it was immediately after a very excellent mod that added an airship and an entire new land mass. Then, bam! Futa girls. Can't say I saw it coming.
If seeing Macho Man dragons told me there was a mod for everything, the futa girl mod taught me that there was a mod for everything AND I probably didn't want to see most of them.
Booooo
On the GTA one, you forgot to mention how you could stuff a minigun down your pants and run up a mountain, but if you hold it you can't walk 1 kilometer an hour.
in gta. you put your weapons in your ass
Jose Miguel Serna Agudelo same with bully.
Carrying a minigun is implausible enough in itself.
You forgot a big one : drawing swords from your back.
Drawing a sword from a full scabbard on your back is anatomically impossible unless the blade is shorter than the length of your arm.
Also, protagonists always try to cut and slash through full plate armor with a sword, and somehow they succeed in causing any sort of damage to the wearer without ruining their blade at all.
Looking at you, LINK!
Speaking of, when you get the Master sword, it's always by pulling the bare blade out of a pedestal but it has it's own unique scabbard that just...appears on your person. Where did that come from?
+Gabdube Or if your arm is longer than your blade. Or its a lightsaber.
Not necessarily. It would be possible, but would require you to place your hand on the actual blade of the sword (you'd need thick gloves) and slowly inch the sword out of the scabbard. But yes, in most video games the protagonist just grabs the handle and pulls, which would be impossible.
Surprised that NOT using the bathroom... EVER.... didn't make the list.
Travis Touchdown has to use the bathroom.
Frank West used the bathroom
Michael from gta v pees
herrzimm / In Sleeping Dogs you can piss 15 minutes straight.
herrzimm or sleeping and in most cases eating
less exciting and fun, perhaps, but we can't forget removing a sword from a back-mounted sheath by pulling the blade up over your shoulder! if it's much longer than a large knife, you'll just be stuck wiggling your arm around straight up in the air like a twit as the tip of the blade rests comfortably near your shoulder blade, stuck in the sheath, while your enemy is probably busy laughing and taking potshots at your internal organs.
tbrostorm it's not probable to do it like that but it is possible there are a few stipulations though. first the blade length needs to be slightly shorter then the scabbard itself. secondly you need to be able to pull the scabbard in the opposite direction the blade is going. this is actually a technique used by ninja for keeping their profile slim. I have studied ninjitsu for years and I can do it easily.
tbrostorm You'd think that, however, the characters that do this in games have long arms (as do I) and with long arms it is easier to draw a three foot blade over your shoulder (I've done it many times, starting with toy/wooden ones as a child, they were longer than my arms and it still wasn't difficult to figure out) than to find a shirt that's sleeves aren't half way up your forearm when you reach for something (especially with broad shoulders)
How about in Skyrim, Eating a lot of food makes you lose weight? Wish that was the case in real life.
Obi-Juan Kenobi Hah, same. Damn it Bethesda.
One cannot gain weight when all the Sweetrolls in the shopping bag are being stolen nonstop.
Yeah but then you'd die. I guess you could just not eat for a long time but you'd die from not eating...
The mc has high metabolism.
It's *literally* called "carry weight" not "character weight".
I feel like the funniest ones are the ones where characters effortlessly pull their weapons out of people yet in real life pulling a knife or sword out of people requires so much effort!
Caitlin RC how do you know this?😱
fastest way to a mans heart is thru the ribcage.
Sum Dumguy: Nah, you want to stab a guy in the heart, going up through the diaphragm is _much_ easier. Needs a longer knife though.
Stab a kidney. Brain short circuits from the pain, they can't even scream. Dead by the time they hit the floor.
David Becker that's harder than you think. if your using a knife or something then there's all this tough gristle you gotta saw through and it's really annoying.
*cough**cough* double jump *cough again* extra life*cough*
*Give you some medicine* Are you ok? You seem allergic to double jumping^
In Farcry 3 you can be burned or get hit with an rpg, but next thing you know you're fixing your arm with a bandage. WHATTAAA?
His arms are his only weakness, everything else is just Achilles level
Doesn’t Jason die right after he gets shot with and RPG?
@@Tony-je8fs It's a critical hit, but no
Dr BarbequeSauce yeah you just can wrap your arm in bondages and everything will be just fine
@@Tony-je8fs Jason: I got shot
*Re-locates left arm*
Jason: There's we go
is it just me or in the last couple of tomb raider games especially does it feel like they are trying really hard to kill Lara Croft to anyone else? Like a lot of stuff that happens to her shoulda killed her a million times over. Heck, the first coupla minutes in the game, before you get to move, coulda killed her, then again a few seconds later when she hits that rebar and YANKS IT OUT LIKE A FOOL should definitely have killed her, if not from potentially tearing open one of her organs then all the ensuing mess should have infected that wound and she shoulda died from that.
That would have made a great epilogue, Lara dies of sepsis after not getting any treatment for her infection in time.
Fortunately, she has the best Video Game Private Healthcare Plan available in fictional Great Britain - Plot Armour. Under this plan, not only can nothing ever kill her - not even age - but nothing can even hurt her for very long.
We in America have the Plot Armor division of the Armour corporation.
Kikki H As much as that's true I'm pretty sure the only people who want to see Lara dead are necrophiliacs
Kikki H, I've never understood why it's called Plot Armor since the main idea of armor is to not take damage while wearing it; now it does make sense if the idea is that the damage could've been worse but I feel like a better name would be Plot Durability in this case|
Ikr
Funny that Link can carry a ball and a chain, heavy boots, a giant's knife, etc, but he needs a wallet to carry rupees... And it's limited.
to be fair each rupee is larger than any of those items
@@GraveUypo "facts"
I love that they changed that up in BoTW - the rupee thing, I mean.
Well but see if he just puts them where he puts all his other weapons, he'd lose them whenever he pulls other stuff out, and they'd be all loose at the bottom of his bag - DEFINITELY needs an extra place to put them so he doesn't lose track of how many he has and so they don't go flying everywhere when he frantically flings out his hammer.
I used to free climb and I fell one time and caught the ledge again after falling I'm not sure how far and my arm ripped out of the socket and it was hell.
Ouch bro, how'd you get it fixed?
The er Dr twisted and pulled my arm and it popped back in and had to wear a sling for a while but I kept taking it off so it didn't heal right so now my shoulder pops out some times
How about brazenly eating out of the trash or toilet, looking at you Booker
LifeIsABeach3210 Don't you mean all bioshock characters
So Bioshock in a nutshell lol
what I find more disturbing than that is how in bioshock you pick up a random needle filled with who knows what and jam it into your arm... it could be deadly neurotoxin for all we know
pie0rules You mean the plasmids?....because he takes some of it from the bottles when he finds it
Pfff.. not exactly "physically implausible". I did that the other day.
You forgot double-jumping! Adding a second mini-hop or changing direction mid air is so common in video games I find myself disoriented whenever I play I game where the protagonist hops like a normal person, especially if they have reasonably short jumping distance.
The double jump yea, but changing direction in air can be done. Acrobats, and stunt people have been doing it forever.
How about jumping insane distances and if you can't land on your feet, grabbing a ledge to stop the fall without dislocating your shoulders. Sure with training people can accomplish it to some digree, but not like video game hero's do all the time.
Implausible... not impossible
Physics dictates that the power needed to double jump renders double jumping unnecessary.
I remember when I played a game, that had the mechanic, if you were tired, and tried to jump and catch a ledge (that always had ropes to grab on) then you'd fall anyway.
4:48 Once when playing CoD: Ghosts I saw Hesh get shot in the eye by an enemy, and he literally just wiped his eye and continued shooting.
Hell, I used him as a shield the entire game and he didn't die
Eu já vi o Woods do Black Ops 2 morrer e depois ressuscitar...
You don’t have bulletproof contacts?
So, basically, essential NPC’s immortality.
It's called plot armor
The one thing I can't understand is how the hell the hero NEVER goes to the bathroom.
35Antonio this is why the sims is the most realistic video game ever
35Antonio Best part of mgs5 was D-horse could crap
Toiletry in gaming has become one of the little things the odd game lets you do. I always go to a toilet and see if I can use it >_>
+Daniel West Dead Rising should have a word with you...
In Postal, everything and everyone is a toilet.
when they said "can survive any fall as long as there is water" I looked at Steve
HelpMeGet10kSubsWithoutAnyVideos lel I miss Minecraft u can survive even 1 block of water lel
The Legend not really, 1 block of water can't save you from a very big fall
The Legend You thought they meant Minecraft?
It's particularly funny to use the Tomb Raider reboot for that line, wherein you will *immediately die* from any fall into water that's on the wrong side of an invisible wall, in one of the game's most ridiculous death animations (of which it has far too many). Dunk in deep water, then suddenly slam sideways into debris that didn't exist while falling.
How about every game with water where the character has the lung capacity of an Arctic seal. I'm looking at you assassin's creed black flag, any lara Croft game and assassins creed revelations!
In assassin's Creed black flag, you can't hold your breath that long. Less than a minute I think
@@rowandowler511 If you dive in normal water, yes. The breath is realistic. But as soon as you dive with the diving bell, I think Edward really transforms his lungs to arctic seal lungs.
How was the double jump not included??? It goes against physics! Where is Jane?
Tyler Kahle it can be done
Rhaegar Stark yea it can if you find away to copact enough air to equal the wiegh of the jumper and the push they do with for an average person oh i dont know 120 pounds...equals....a nuclear sized and strenghed explosion. oh and sufficatipn withen a 2 mile radius
Jane is in space.
Or rocket jumping
Tyler Kahle i know right
Every hero landing. I loved when Deadpool made fun of that.
Blackblade Games That's why I like how in Portal Chell has "Long Fall Boots" so it makes more sense that Chell never takes fall damage.
Or how you can apparently jump a 30 or 40 foot drop no problem as long as you roll when you land. Example: Uncharted 3 and Captain America: Civil War (not a video game, but shut up)
As someone who climbs... a lot. My climbing friends and I really love watching one another play Assassin's Creed or Uncharted for those MASSIVE MULTI-STORY FALLING LOCK OFF GRABS and the fact that Assassins can climb massive buildings with DOZENS OF CONSECUTIVE, PERFECT V9+ DYNOS. Those kids don't even seem pumped when they get to the top.
It was playing the Uncharted and earlier AC games that got me into rock climbing, 9 years ago, absolutely love it
That subscribe orb is so tempting I want to click it, but I'm already subscribed.
Sorry, but you are mistaken. The record for the world's longest run is held by one Forrest Gump.
RUN FORREST RUN!
RIPjkripper I never saw the movie until 10th grade.
"That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of the town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on goin'. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on goin'. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on goin'".
-Forest Gump.
"And Ay jahst kept run-nang!"
"I'm getting tired... I think I'll go home now."
GTA characters slow down and sometimes take damage when you keep running without resting
True
Unless you're one of the video game heroes that can't swim...
Remember the first AC game?
colter johnson Red Dead Redemption.
Er, vice city?
Joshua Battlefield 4 is somewhat guilty of this in the beginning
Master Chief can't even swim. What a wuss.
With the Skyrim one if you have a horse you can climb anything, thats how it goes.
my horse can climb on cave ceilings upside down, because reasons
Tech God, Lord Of The Milfs But not those mountains
In literally any game that has a body of water in which you can swim, you could be swimming in the middle of the ocean but somehow the hero can jump high in the air like a dolphin
I always derive a small amount of infantile pleasure at the couple of seconds during which an outsidexbox member points at empty space whilst asking me to press on one of their two video links before they've actually appeared. Keep up the good work for us simple souls guys, we appreciate it.
The big one. never having to eat unless you need healing and then you can eat absurd amounts without getting sick. What? you mean I'm injured? Well hand me that cake I'll be fine.
"Just let me eat these 213 sweet rolls in 2 seconds before I kill you dude"
The cake is a lie.
Clint West Where's the cake or death guy when you need him?
Clint West 50 apples as a light snack
Runescape has taught me that eating 28 cakes in 30 minutes is perfectly acceptable dieting.
Action Hero: "I am like a god in my durability. I can shake off being shot as if I am shaking of a hard blow, never running out of blood if I at least put a rag over the wound. I almost never run out of ammo and I can do nearly superhuman feats of any kind of action. My fear is mere lip service and I don't suffer pain aside from dramatic behavior."
Video Game Hero: "Hold my beer."
What about the Hitman games? You can change your entire outfit in under a second.
Lucas M You also fit into anyones clothes
Did you know fingers don't have muscle? it's mostly just cartilage and bone. The grip strength come from your forearms! You can see the muscles contracting on your arm as you open and close your hand.
Thee Adjudicator I learned something today, thanks! I also learned like fifty other pieces of info that will never ever be useful alongside this but whatevs
Thee Adjudicator woh
thanks for the knowledge son
@Grumbel Bumbel Hey, just finished a human anatomy course. Got to look at an actual cadavers hand. No, there aren't actual muscles in the fingers. Tendons, cartilage, bone. Not muscles
*What about Coyote Time???*
You know, that extremely small window of time that heroes can inexplicably run off an edge yet STILL jump despite it being off of thin air to reach another ledge?? This falls along with double-jumping, theoretically, since it would work under the same principle; but still, it IS another thing a large chunk of gaming heroes can pull off.
4:00 I actually reached for the jar and my hand bumped into a screen. Sorry I couldn't help Andy.
Daaaaamn yooouuu, internet... you won this one.
How about becoming completely invisible when enough people are around?
Oh, wait, I think I have that power.
Who said that?
What was that noise?
Must have been the breeze
The Evil Neoliberal Is someone there?
I guess I'm imagining things.
More phenomenal feats videogame action heroes pull off every day? Leave 'em here in the comments! OXOX
AlaaCharaf Jason Brody Far Cry 3.
Double jumps?
They get the girl...
T.T
That's Jason Brody.
The ability to respawn.(More notable when the world does not reset)
7 or 8 MAKE YOUR MIND UP THUMBNAIL
and you already fixed it good job
When your character jumps out of a two to three story building and be like, I’m good. Mean while I jump off my porch and sprain an ankle.
The ability to survive anything as long as you have more then 1hp.
Blue★ Yup dx
I mean is Andy unaware Jane in fact does rock climbing herself and can pull all of those AC climbing moves like a pro.
Wait a second....does that mean Janes part of the... *killed before he can finish his sentence*
Dammit, now I have to clean up the mess again!
What sir another one god dammit we will find out Jane's secret if it's the last thing I do (it probably will be)
Carry on fighting like nothing happened when only got 1 hp left.
Ah, bethesda-ing up a mountain as I like to call it.
Horses in Skyrim can pretty much go vertically up a mountain.
Another implausablw video game skill: Attaching your weapon to your back without any straps, holsters or other contraptions. Have to climb this ladder? Let me just magically fuse this giant battle axe to my back so I got my hands free.
Videogame magic.
John O ́neil Welp Uncharted 4 fixes this apparently dx
John O ́neil gears of war has magnetic devices in the suit
GnosisZX and halo
So... That infinite running, ever played infamous 1 or 2? I know you are super, but come on, that is not how the body works. It is my favorite game ever created, however, so I can let the healing with electricity slide.
Ender k9 Well, in the Infamous series, Cole recharges most (if not all) of his health and stamina whenever he drains electricity, which is a lot, so Cole is metaphorically always getting a rest. This, combined with his already superhuman capabilities, means that he will almost never tire.
Have you tried trying to twist the jar the other way, Andy?
**facepalm**
No Eagle Dive, or Leap of Faith or whatever it's called in Assassin's Creed when you jump from the top of a 300ft Church Steeple and land perfectly safely in a Hay cart with no damage?
I'm also surprised they didn't included the "Sheath a sword on their back" implausibility as well.
And nothing from Just cause 2 and his unlimited Parachutes?
Or Sleeping Dogs, and the main character's ability to hide a Motor Bike helmet up his butt?
Okay the last one had me sold.
Tip to opening any closed lid like a jamjar's: Wrap some cloth around it, it increases the width of the cap and that increases the torque that is applied by the same force, making opening easier. You can also turn the body rather than the cap, making it easier to apply more constriction to the cap and not slipping.
I love the internal inconsistencies in games. Like Agent 47 can only carry 2 small items, three if take a gun, before he enters a level, but once he's there he can pick up and conceal and infinite number of small items, or How Edward Kenway can't climb a cliff face with visible hand holds but can climb virtually any building!
Joshua Thomas most buildings unless built with smooth surfaces have a pletora of handholds
GnosisZX
I agree. My point is if you can climb them you should be able to climb a rock wall.
I thought we played video games to escape reality
There are limits though. I thoroughl yenjoyed the first two Uncharted games because they didn't go too ver the top with the stunts. When they finally did (in 3) though... they lost me.
Boooooooo who invited you. Boooooo
Zack Ray, All the evidence of that fact shows when ya have 1 side complaining that a game's run meter is too small but this video calling out when your character can run infinitely|
Yes. They're not suggesting games should be more realisitc. They're making jokes.
But we want it realistic for *IMMERSION*
The ledge dropping was tested by mythbusters.
Doesn’t work.
😢
Mythbusters aren't professionals at parkour nor will someone who is care
Wait, how did Luke do a Laura Croft segment? Its like a 5'2" woman shaped hole in the video.
Tyler Kahle lol
I hate that unrealistic "crouch behind a box to heal all wounds" nonsense. That's why I like more realistic games like Fallout, where you have to go to bed for an hour or two.
You know that's also not realistic, don't you?
shhhh we don't want to break his heart just yet
Insert CleverName that even more unrealistic then the box thing.
It kind of takes weeks to heal a wound from a bullet...
Ever play the 2013 remake of Rise of the Triad? At the start of stage 18, the commander says, "If you hide behind a wall and breathe really hard, your health WON'T magically regenerate."
What about the double jump!!!
What about jumping on people to kill them. Unlike Mario, I can't jump high to go several feet above one's head, nor would it flatten them, we just fall like clumsy oxen.
Try jumping 20ft in the air from the same ground level as your opponent.
General Gaming If I could do that, I wouldn't need to jump on their heads to kill them. I'd just kick them with my massively muscular mutant legs.
"Massively muscular mutant legs" that alliteration made me laugh out loud. That was great lol
Rissa Renee Always happy to entertain ;-)
keep their hair so well cared to
Ah, like in Champions Online where you can get chewed on by a Teliosaurus and it looks like nothing happened.
This was a cool video, I remember watching an episode of Mythbusters (the original with Adam and Jamie) where it was proven that you couldn't hang indefinitely from a ledge by your hands or fingertips, but that it was proven you could carry a lot of guns and gear like an action hero.
I know it's been like 5 years but would you be able to tell me the episode? I need an excuse to watch Mythbusters episodes again lol
how about double jumping?
I'm sorry Luke but that doll only works on Guybrush, It won't help keep you safe from either Jane _or_ Ellen.
Poor Luke.
Actually, on the Assassin's Creed one, there are people who do parkour and can hang from tiny ledges like that, as well as drop down from one window to another.
Falling short distances yes, but after more than a few meters, you'll tear either your fingers or your entire arm of. And in AC you can fall for 20 meters and still catch yourself on a ledge.
Well but to be fair the idea was more "IMPLAUSIBLE" things heroes do, not actually IMPOSSIBLE things, I think it's noted that there ARE kind of a few things that are vaguely possible just INCREDIBLY unlikely, and DEFINITELY not possible for the MAJORITY of the human race.
How about....falling from the top of colloseum (because you press the relase button) and grab the last ledge before the ground.
@@eleethtahgra7182 always happened xD, it was easier with Hookblade in ACR
@@mennograafmans1595 In AC Origins, it will damage you
It's a small thing, but that jaunty piano intro music always makes me immediately happy.
"Grip strength like the jaws of a roided out crocodile" :D
Outside Xbox: *holds dual shock 4*
They know what`s best and can be launched and played 100% offline! :D
One would think "coming back to life" would've been in this
Loveunit or double jumping
Loveunit nah is more like "it never happened, uh time paradox yeah let go with that."
udhsids Except for Link. Then we just got two timelines
"terrifying long drops into water" he says as Lara croft literally falls 1 metre into water
"Physically implausible" yet in some of these they say that "most of us in the real world" can't do it. Well yeah, I bet most of the normal people in the games can't do it either, that's why the main character is special enough to be the main character.
I want to meet the people who, when shot in the head, put bandages on their left arm and instantly heal. Tell me your secret.
One question.
voodoo doll.
what about double jumping? it seems to be this thing that they can magically do despite not being world class gymnasts or magicians. Looking at you, Mario.
Phillip Parkinson-shanley Mario can't double jump
google it, you can be disproved within 5 seconds
Phillip Parkinson-shanley do you know what double jumping is
Google. it.
Phillip Parkinson-shanley double jumping is jumping off the air. Not jumping off a wall
It`s not that unrealistic to carry different amors and weapons. I can for example carry two different T-shirts without any weight problems :D
Since when was Luke's name banner OxBox green instead of OxTra purple?
"James is working on *Annex vassal* in *OxTra*. He has been doing it for *127* days."
"Things heroes do."
*Shows a GTA Online character...*
Everyone is Gangsta until your character starts T bagging real fast.
outside Xbox doing PlayStation games what is this madness!?
They feature Playstation Exclusive Games a lot. Heavy Rain has been on multiple lists, including the Worst Parents in Gaming list, and is Playstation Exclusive
There's also the miraculous way in which video games characters recover from multiple gunshot wounds by...having a snack.
The power of sweets...
Oh? I got stabbed by a fucking icicle that was just made out of the air and got shot in the head by a hunter bow?
Where's my goat cheese and sweet roll? Oh, and that homecooked meal *INSERT WIFE NAME HERE* made me.
Imagine a climber going to Everest and going "Phhhh, I'll just jump up and be there in like, 2 minutes" AND HE GODDAMN DOES IT!
I was hoping at the end, Jane would open the jam jar
Who watches Outside Xbox but have a PS4
Ded Sec Yo!
Guilty
6:25, fun fact: the legend of Achilles's invulnerability except for in his heel didn't come out until approximately nine hundred years after the earliest legends of Achilles were recorded.
Yeah I'm just going to shove this rocket launcher in me back pocket I'm sure it will fit with this minigun shotgun ak47 m1a1 bullpup and sniper rifle
The bullpup is the only thing I have never heard of... What is it
8:29
Of course I can't click them
There are none