Jake and Amir: Shmuel's Rules

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 423

  • @weebhunter5419
    @weebhunter5419 2 роки тому +1211

    Amir's middle name not actually being Valerie makes me more sad than it should.

    • @AV9000x
      @AV9000x 2 роки тому +185

      Its Amir Valerie Chino Shmuel Blumenfeld

    • @HaloAssassins
      @HaloAssassins 2 роки тому +53

      Should we start a GoFundMe to help him legally change it?

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 2 роки тому +158

      His name is Rodrigo OOoh!

    • @jackief7726
      @jackief7726 2 роки тому +133

      He has illegally, for the record, without warning, changed his name yet again.

    • @makutaservaela9034
      @makutaservaela9034 2 роки тому +38

      I did a double take when Jake said that. Amir Valerie Blumenfeld rolls so nicely off the tongue.

  • @fearsomerake
    @fearsomerake 2 роки тому +594

    Wow, Jake was seemingly excited about lunch for a while there. He's clearly fallen a few steps on the social ladder.

    • @notsosupersaiyan1005
      @notsosupersaiyan1005 2 роки тому +37

      Tbf now he's choosing to work with Amir rather than being forced to work across from him like in the old episodes.

    • @fearsomerake
      @fearsomerake 2 роки тому +62

      @@notsosupersaiyan1005 I do like the theory that Jake isn't actually very popular or even well-liked, and that's why he keeps putting up with Amir despite his insanity.

    • @rebca_
      @rebca_ 2 роки тому +14

      @@fearsomerake The Hallie arc showed that Jake can't live without Amir being the obsessive idiot he usually is.

    • @eggo5643
      @eggo5643 2 роки тому +39

      he's fallen down a golden step, which is 4 regular steps

    • @EvilApple567
      @EvilApple567 2 роки тому +8

      @@eggo5643 With 4 rungs per step

  • @juliuskull
    @juliuskull 2 роки тому +473

    This is new and original. Their relationship seems a bit different now, because it has developed over the years. Like the start about crying and trolling restaurants. I really like that. This is the way forward for the show. Good job Jake and Amir!

    • @sam9974
      @sam9974 2 роки тому +12

      Agreed! Somehow they managed to keep J&A fresh after all these years

    • @mikeangelo94
      @mikeangelo94 2 роки тому +3

      It's very similar to the Homeland episode ua-cam.com/video/1ooZafm5u5g/v-deo.html

    • @Penguinz13989
      @Penguinz13989 2 роки тому +11

      I agree. I’d like to see more of this. But they need to tweak the flow of the cuts and maybe slightly increase Amir’s excitement level. The « shut the fuck up » moment had the right spirit but it lacked the shocking effect of a low IQ narcissist lashing out. It’s still noticeably a step down from peak Jake and Amir, like during « homeland » as someone else mentioned. Make it faster pace, make the jokes simpler and cruder. Amir seems like he has dignity now. That’s not gonna fly. You can’t have two dignified characters in a comedy duo. Drop the dignity. Drop the self respect. Become that manic ADHD filterless abused only child again.

  • @JiklopDave
    @JiklopDave 2 роки тому +198

    Shmuel's Golden Rule: Don't bring your dad around here. This ain't no place for dads.

    • @Roonlovesfish3874
      @Roonlovesfish3874 Рік тому +11

      But it is a one-stop shop for mom and pop

    • @freddysw
      @freddysw Рік тому +1

      Isn’t that redundant?

    • @SerraPontosSoc
      @SerraPontosSoc 8 місяців тому +3

      Wydley agreed that's a great slogan

  • @MrWednesday3
    @MrWednesday3 2 роки тому +77

    Valerie has become Shmuel, and the divide between Man and Bit grows ever smaller.

  • @BrianMagnan
    @BrianMagnan 2 роки тому +188

    I could imagine Shmuel’s Rules becoming a list episode.

    • @lucasbischoff2268
      @lucasbischoff2268 2 роки тому +28

      That's a great idea! It'll cost you, obviously

    • @BrianMagnan
      @BrianMagnan 2 роки тому +10

      @@lucasbischoff2268 I’m not paying for anything!

    • @nderohan
      @nderohan 2 роки тому

      Shmuel

    • @leoriley5709
      @leoriley5709 2 роки тому +7

      It’s more of a sphere

    • @thereisnoaddress
      @thereisnoaddress 2 роки тому +1

      YES!! I thought it would be amazing for a scroll episode.

  • @forty_two42
    @forty_two42 2 роки тому +213

    This felt like "dinner tonight?" Amir. And honestly it's all I've wanted for years. Thank you goons

    • @psuley1977
      @psuley1977 2 роки тому +5

      I could do the Ds

    • @hendrickcavvendish6634
      @hendrickcavvendish6634 2 роки тому +6

      This is golden era J&A writing, but their performances are still just a little bit lacking-- still love it though.

    • @liamfoley3903
      @liamfoley3903 2 роки тому +1

      Liam

    • @forty_two42
      @forty_two42 2 роки тому

      @@liamfoley3903 nice

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 2 роки тому +195

    This just seems like a conversation they had normally.

    • @IMatchoNation
      @IMatchoNation 2 роки тому +14

      Vaguely?

    • @shortanimationz
      @shortanimationz 2 роки тому +13

      @@IMatchoNation there's a disconnect here

    • @seamusmf
      @seamusmf 2 роки тому +8

      they pretty much did have this exact conversation on their podcast 😂

    • @kitsunefire1
      @kitsunefire1 2 роки тому +1

      Den!

  • @miracledip5123
    @miracledip5123 2 роки тому +143

    Jake straight up cashed in his one-time audio coupon by crying to shut down the restaurant.
    After all those years of trying to make Amir a better person, he’s finally sunk to his level

    • @OppositeofHATE7
      @OppositeofHATE7 2 роки тому +5

      He was crying to get a table at the restaurant and then they stayed until the restaurant was trying to close for the night

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan 9 місяців тому +1

      You can also grab a waitress’s wrist for a free cake

  • @Jellyfish146
    @Jellyfish146 2 роки тому +325

    I'm glad he's getting back to his roots with a Jewish middle name. Someone get this guy a Garmin

    • @jesusthroughmary
      @jesusthroughmary 2 роки тому +8

      I mean, it's his real life middle name.

    • @viralarchitect
      @viralarchitect 2 роки тому +18

      It's really kinda weird that it's his real actual middle name. I liked Valorie, but you had to use the real one for this golden rule of an episode quite frankly

  • @herachris
    @herachris 2 роки тому +127

    I cant believe the podcast bit became this gold.

    • @Simplykaiii
      @Simplykaiii 2 роки тому +3

      Which episode is it??

    • @Camtrain1989
      @Camtrain1989 2 роки тому +13

      @@Simplykaiii the one where they did a bit based off this episode ya bish

    • @herachris
      @herachris 2 роки тому +29

      You gotta learn how to be funny man, it's ep 511.

    • @Hsel-lc1wt
      @Hsel-lc1wt 2 роки тому +3

      @@Camtrain1989 this episode is actually based off the bit

    • @Camtrain1989
      @Camtrain1989 2 роки тому +26

      @@Hsel-lc1wt that's what I meant I I I I made a mistake, a blunder if you will. And I do have to take it.

  • @msrpmusic303
    @msrpmusic303 2 роки тому +72

    This episode was Other. Fine job, Shmuel and Josh.

  • @Two-Eyed_Boy
    @Two-Eyed_Boy 2 роки тому +53

    They were so jovial and friendly for those first 4 seconds too!

    • @BrianMagnan
      @BrianMagnan 2 роки тому +11

      Jake was willing to have a conversation but Amir is just steam rolling him.
      He just has an agenda and won’t interact with Jake.

    • @Two-Eyed_Boy
      @Two-Eyed_Boy 2 роки тому +6

      @@BrianMagnan would have been a nice lunch too damn

    • @BrianMagnan
      @BrianMagnan 2 роки тому +4

      @@Two-Eyed_Boy yes, it would have been Amazeballs.

  • @NarutoManiac300
    @NarutoManiac300 2 роки тому +14

    Its crazy how after all these years they returned and didnt miss a beat, in fact their writing seems to have gotten better. Elite episode as always.

  • @BlueCheeseCrumbles
    @BlueCheeseCrumbles 2 роки тому +29

    I love that it's at the point where the speed at which amir says dumb shit is faster than the speed at which Jake can be audibly confused by it

  • @QuickGG
    @QuickGG 2 роки тому +96

    I’ve missed these so much. keep it going forever guys!

  • @HorrorFlickswithNick
    @HorrorFlickswithNick 2 роки тому +34

    Shmuels Goldenest Rule: change your middle name from Valerie

  • @hejmine
    @hejmine 2 роки тому +8

    You've got to soon reintroduce Jake's underplayed but very real passion for kites

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 2 роки тому +36

    It's not complicated at all. 4 idioms per rule, 4 rules per golden rule. Get it together Jake

  • @andrewjackson3603
    @andrewjackson3603 2 роки тому +7

    ‘Your brain…SUCKS’
    ‘Excuse?’

  • @TheZigmis
    @TheZigmis 2 роки тому +188

    This feels like the old J&A the most so far. Amir is a lot more energetic.

    • @tylerdrama
      @tylerdrama 2 роки тому +3

      agreed!

    • @TimSurway
      @TimSurway 2 роки тому +6

      I agree. Really excellent quality stuff that probably beats what they were producing towards the end of the original run.

    • @Last_Respecter
      @Last_Respecter 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah they realize the audience prefers the 2011-2012 bitchly Amir and not the unhinged twinge version.

    • @stephanieexists
      @stephanieexists 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I think all stages and evolutions of the amir character have been incredibly hilarious (and obviously incredibly acted and delivered by amir) but perhaps the slightly more insecure, puppy dog/idiot era amir was/is one of the best (imo)!
      Maybe it was the relationship between jake and amir that was in a sweet spot at that point? Like how amir could be endearing, kind, and would obsessively cater to jake to try and win him over, but then would also be absolutely the worst ever in every naïve way at the same time (and then also just straight-up evil to everyone who was NOT jake, like Pat and etc.)
      Idk, just trying to dissect some of the reasons and ways that jake and amir was & IS so hilarious is really fun- don’t mind my ramblings ! Sorry!

    • @christianmccauley7340
      @christianmccauley7340 2 роки тому

      I miss energetic amir

  • @cooldawg2009
    @cooldawg2009 2 роки тому +7

    It always gets me when jake goes to fill in Amir’s statements with the most obvious answer but then Amir says something way out of nowhere instead 😂
    That Fightclub part got me

    • @kristinnkristinsson1369
      @kristinnkristinsson1369 Рік тому

      I love when Amir starts saying something that's mildly respectable, and then IMMEDIATELY invalidates his own statement. "a twitch channel that I'm gonna set up from scratch, I just need your password." "So you're not setting it up." Kills me every time.

  • @godfarm10
    @godfarm10 2 роки тому +4

    Jake learned the crying bit from the deluxe package. But he got what he wants so now it’s fine.

  • @maxithewoowoo
    @maxithewoowoo 2 роки тому +21

    Amir: because rule one of Shmuel's rules is to not talk about...
    Jake: Shmuels rules?
    Amir: Fight club. I hate that film

  • @xZellxKyoux
    @xZellxKyoux 2 роки тому +3

    These guys are pretty funny, they should keep doing these videos, maybe like 800-ish more episodes like these, seems like a bright future ahead of them

  • @ellenvlachos304
    @ellenvlachos304 2 роки тому +10

    This one absolutely Shmuels. Meaning, it is other.

  • @bjorn_joseph
    @bjorn_joseph 2 роки тому +20

    What Patreon tiers gets to make a golden rule?

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 10 місяців тому +3

    fun to look back on this when Amir was Garminless

  • @RemyLebeau1985
    @RemyLebeau1985 2 роки тому +3

    Jake: The Golden Rules.
    Amir: Golden Rules.
    Lmfao

  • @malcolmk2878
    @malcolmk2878 2 роки тому +1

    Ah man I love how they tightened things up!! The first couple of *new* episodes were so lax and you could see them constantly breaking character... now you really start to feel the characters come back more authentically.
    God I missed you guys. These are so fucking good still!!!

  • @ericmcdonald2964
    @ericmcdonald2964 2 роки тому +1

    This is definitely my favorite so far. I love the originality of it guys, keep up the good work!

  • @kingsofdogs1
    @kingsofdogs1 2 роки тому +4

    Jake sounds like the type of man that could dig deeper into a mountain than any dwarf

  • @septopus3516
    @septopus3516 2 роки тому +1

    this is one of their best writing in action.

  • @drguppy7861
    @drguppy7861 2 роки тому +1

    Loved this episode! Might be my favorite one so far of the new ones

  • @kani6393
    @kani6393 2 роки тому

    Jake and Amir are always quotable. I watch all the old episodes everyday till the new ones drop. Been watching like 8 years now can’t believe it.

  • @scytha3721
    @scytha3721 2 роки тому

    I should not have tried to eat while watching this, so good. Time to watch it again.

  • @notmine914
    @notmine914 2 роки тому

    I have watched every jake and amir, and of the new releases, this is the best written one. A lot of old J&A jokes told in new ways, absolute golddd

  • @mevicky100
    @mevicky100 3 місяці тому

    this is an incredible blend of their personas from different eras

  • @michaelhill3467
    @michaelhill3467 2 роки тому

    Best of the new batch so far! Seems like they’re figuring out what the evolved dynamic will be

  • @MissyFaye
    @MissyFaye 2 роки тому

    Amazingly I just listened to that podcast episode this morning haha perfect timing!

  • @joeybrisk1869
    @joeybrisk1869 2 роки тому

    These episodes are getting better

  • @Carmeezy
    @Carmeezy 2 роки тому

    much more "jake and amir"-esque episode. Cracked up at the insanity of "you thought the thought of me thinking"

  • @ethanberry4306
    @ethanberry4306 2 роки тому +3

    Love y’all so much!

  • @TK_Randell
    @TK_Randell 2 роки тому +1

    This was a good video. I liked it outright!

  • @Brandon-ml2zw
    @Brandon-ml2zw Рік тому +1

    Came around to do my rounds of JnA reruns, just to find out they actually kept making content. Can’t wait to hear what Sal thinks about this.

  • @VerbalGOAT
    @VerbalGOAT 2 роки тому

    after 10+ years I randomly watched Some Good News the other day and I was reminded of College humor and Streeter and Jake and Amir and Ben is a writer for Seth Meyers now. I'm glad these guys are still active along with Rhett and Link

  • @quantumshenanigans
    @quantumshenanigans 2 роки тому

    this was really good. the best of the new ones for sure.

  • @RaycrowX
    @RaycrowX Рік тому

    This feels like a return to form ❤

  • @Niskrr
    @Niskrr 2 роки тому

    Please never stop these

  • @cappy6360
    @cappy6360 2 роки тому

    Smiled the whole time I watched this one! So happy the boys are back! I half expected a Lod or some shmuck trying to rent out a muffin to walk in!

  • @gybpyro
    @gybpyro 2 роки тому

    Listening to the episode of if I were you where this was thought of made me feel like I was a part of the writing team and I love it

  • @alexandermason3421
    @alexandermason3421 2 роки тому

    Jake and amir bring me so much joy

  • @Shizzmonger
    @Shizzmonger 2 роки тому

    So glad they're back

  • @mitchhills1244
    @mitchhills1244 2 роки тому +8

    “Rule 1 of Shmuel’s rules is to never talk about fight club. I hate that film.” 😂

  • @jordanberke8749
    @jordanberke8749 2 роки тому +1

    Hey guys love the shorts so glad you came back. just an idea but an episode on like sigma males or chads I think would be hysterical

  • @D1G1T4LJ3D1
    @D1G1T4LJ3D1 2 роки тому

    i'm so happy y'all started doing more skits

  • @andrewtran694
    @andrewtran694 2 роки тому

    this one had me crying, the boys are frickin back 😭😭

  • @FaeriePuck
    @FaeriePuck Рік тому

    I’ve never seen this one. Somehow, over the years, this one fell through the cracks. I’m paused on the opening ad right now. I’m fucking shaking with excitement.

  • @TheXboxReviewer
    @TheXboxReviewer 2 роки тому +1

    "Crying works."
    "It really does!"

  • @quadling3521
    @quadling3521 2 роки тому +6

    Wait does the restaurant do both Japanese and Chinese food or do they do Japanese OR Chinese food and Jake doesn’t know which?

    • @FineOtter
      @FineOtter 2 роки тому +1

      This is one of the great unanswerables.

  • @kani6393
    @kani6393 2 роки тому +3

    “I didn’t like that” as Jake does the little smug facial expression

  • @toxikpandazzz
    @toxikpandazzz 2 роки тому

    I am so happy with Jake and amir being back in my life

  • @stevenbrule5285
    @stevenbrule5285 2 роки тому

    Such a casual and laid-back "excuse?" in this one.

  • @connorlucas5035
    @connorlucas5035 2 роки тому

    I actually missed this so much

  • @yakplateado1923
    @yakplateado1923 2 роки тому

    omg yeah!!! I can't believe this was uploaded so recently!

  • @gustavjohansson5551
    @gustavjohansson5551 2 роки тому

    Best One yet since D comeback!

  • @b3productions974
    @b3productions974 2 роки тому +1

    He has changed his name in continuity YET AGAIN!

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona Рік тому

    The laugh on “a twitch channel from scraaa-aatch” like he’s breaking in universe is everything to me

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому

      “What’s the rule?? That chinos are other????”
      “When I was a child my pants were threadbare.”
      “Did you think that was going to resonate with me?”
      “Yes”
      “Why”
      “I thought you would think of me as a little boy with threadbare pants and you’d feel something, old man.”

  • @noe9250
    @noe9250 2 роки тому

    this episode was good & the audio quality was good too, nice job

  • @lukef6940
    @lukef6940 2 роки тому

    Love you guys!! Never stop making these❤️

  • @jpcarlsen7332
    @jpcarlsen7332 2 роки тому +2

    When are we getting more episodes??

  • @jessicajacobsen5845
    @jessicajacobsen5845 2 роки тому

    You guys are really getting back into the groove. I missed J&A So much

  • @ReidTheRulesGuy
    @ReidTheRulesGuy 2 роки тому

    Oh yeah baby, we're getting back to it

  • @eggo5643
    @eggo5643 2 роки тому

    this is amazing, it... it blew me away, yeah.

  • @Svettestealbaner
    @Svettestealbaner 2 роки тому

    Never stop making these

  • @TheVideoTailor
    @TheVideoTailor 2 роки тому

    Love watching new J&A again, how cool is this

  • @OmniSzron
    @OmniSzron 2 роки тому +1

    I want more, goddamit!

  • @auxiliarylens3876
    @auxiliarylens3876 2 роки тому

    I was wondering what happened with you guys after years of not watching, and I search you up today and was happy to see this is a recent video and they're still at it. This cracked me like old times "somewhere in the middle of the three rules" hahaha

  • @mevicky100
    @mevicky100 2 роки тому +1

    top ten Shmuel’s Rules by Amir Valerie “Shmuel” Blumenwitz

  • @lulusobel8643
    @lulusobel8643 2 роки тому +1

    There really is always one you haven't seen!

  • @captainpepperspray8131
    @captainpepperspray8131 2 роки тому

    I like the fact that at the start Jake was even somewhat nice to Amir and seems happy to actually work with him after all these years away from one another.. and then it didnt take long for Jake to get annoyed by Amir as if they havent skipped a day after 2016 xd it's a nice touch to the characters

  • @carltonascarf7694
    @carltonascarf7694 2 роки тому

    Best of the new era!

  • @CheesyWeasels
    @CheesyWeasels 2 роки тому

    I'm so glad you guys are back

  • @AnAdequateViolinist
    @AnAdequateViolinist 2 роки тому +18

    This was a dang good video, very comedy

  • @MasterSquirrel993
    @MasterSquirrel993 2 роки тому

    Deconstructing their own community injokes. This episode is a Golden Rule as far as I’m concerned XP

  • @ASOT666
    @ASOT666 2 роки тому

    THE BOYS R BACK FOR GOOD

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary 2 роки тому

    "all I had to do was cry a little bit" kind of flew under the radar

  • @roywastaken
    @roywastaken 2 роки тому +1

    I love Jake and Amir.

  • @aw98000
    @aw98000 2 роки тому

    Unsung heroes 👏 your comedy is better than most of what's on tv

  • @yeahk241
    @yeahk241 2 роки тому

    "Don't think of it as a list, it's more of a sphere"

  • @kofe87
    @kofe87 2 роки тому +2

    When I was a child my pants were threadbare...

  • @ma99954
    @ma99954 2 роки тому +3

    I would watch amirs twitch channel that sounds fun as hell

  • @paulvsthevolcano
    @paulvsthevolcano 2 роки тому

    This was so good!! Thank you!

  • @lipton112
    @lipton112 2 роки тому +3

    We need mustache energy.

  • @WillToWinvlog
    @WillToWinvlog 2 роки тому

    Shmuel's Rules is a living breathing DOCUMENT lol

  • @T3AMKILL
    @T3AMKILL 2 роки тому

    THIS WAS GREAT!! Totally old J&A vibes. They’re back!!

  • @MrTreyblob33
    @MrTreyblob33 2 роки тому +2

    I feel like they're starting their relationship from square one because they got so insane at the end of the original series. I'm sure it will get there again

  • @redned870
    @redned870 2 роки тому +1

    Rule nr 1 don't lean back in an airplane, unless your Shmuel.. In which case... YOU RULE!

  • @skydaplaya6
    @skydaplaya6 2 роки тому

    Absolutely top tier content!

  • @k1ng5urfer
    @k1ng5urfer 2 роки тому +1

    all hail the once and future kings