How This Roller Coaster Was Literally Designed to Kill You

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  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 5 років тому +3787

    Just imagine pulling into the station and you’re surrounded by dead bodies.

    • @cazique
      @cazique 5 років тому +43

      You're sadistic

    • @MFSGamePlay
      @MFSGamePlay 4 роки тому +10

      Hahahah or maybe you'll be one of them? So, it wouldn't matter. lol

    • @dlrss1v274
      @dlrss1v274 4 роки тому +5

      You have no life. Better no explain this to you; you're way too innocent not to be roasted.

    • @danroberts9050
      @danroberts9050 4 роки тому +15

      "Everyone just stand behind the line. I've got to unload the last group of passengers."

    • @NoobsDudes
      @NoobsDudes 4 роки тому

      Damn

  • @leonardkoh4479
    @leonardkoh4479 5 років тому +5858

    1700 burning
    1800 hanging
    1900 decapitation
    2000 electric chair
    2100 roller coaster

  • @vince1609
    @vince1609 6 років тому +4360

    Imagine surviving it and then demanding a refund

  • @roseofthedeepdeepsea
    @roseofthedeepdeepsea 4 роки тому +3994

    *imagine not really wanting to die and going to the top for fun, then hitting the wrong button*

    • @jonathanlabelle9026
      @jonathanlabelle9026 4 роки тому +128

      Oh Fu........

    • @gabbie1286
      @gabbie1286 4 роки тому +150

      Awww that’s really sad. 😔

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 4 роки тому +77

      Oof that's sad

    • @IamFlaem1
      @IamFlaem1 4 роки тому +85

      Plot twist : I survive

    • @Melatonin.t
      @Melatonin.t 4 роки тому +75

      The worst thing is that I imagine (well I see it and feel it-) me or a really loved familiar on that roaller coaster and actually dying- then I am uncomfortable for the rest of the day *:)*

  • @awsomemagic16
    @awsomemagic16 6 років тому +1201

    Around the first drop you hear screams just like any other normal ride but at a certain point you just hear chilling silence...

    • @cassandra-
      @cassandra- 6 років тому +12

      Colin I love this comment lol

    • @nevets0910
      @nevets0910 6 років тому +51

      Wow that’s frightening

    • @djpuglife2230
      @djpuglife2230 6 років тому +29

      from all the chilling silence you hear the cars going around and around and around the noise of the car wheels slowing down on the track as you hit the final inverted loop the cars go into a shed where the bodys are placed then all you hear are the doors of the shed closing the final time the family ever sees them again as there cremated all the greiving family gets are the ashes of the decest member......wow i really am dark

    • @NorwayTracking
      @NorwayTracking 6 років тому +5

      That is terribly morbid

    • @ckmnsqdoo3895
      @ckmnsqdoo3895 6 років тому +3

      You won't even hear it bcos you are one of them you are ded. Unless you lived.

  • @jsimps5048
    @jsimps5048 5 років тому +2402

    The person at the end of the coaster: “ALLLRIGHTY everyone how was your RIIIDE
    The people who went on: ...

  • @splypixlerez4458
    @splypixlerez4458 6 років тому +2376

    Yet, still the line for this ride will take 60 hours

    • @xtop23
      @xtop23 6 років тому +42

      FaZe GeAr only for maybe the first 2 months..... thatll thin the herd enough to make your wait only maybe an hr

    • @timk2348
      @timk2348 6 років тому +124

      Just imagine this at a theme park and walking into the wrong line

    • @kob6912
      @kob6912 5 років тому +33

      FAST PASS

    • @gmarie959
      @gmarie959 5 років тому +5

      Yeah cuz they’re be cleaning up blood 👻

    • @cytnix879
      @cytnix879 5 років тому +6

      tim k you have the choice to go back and descend safely

  • @aubreypizarro2494
    @aubreypizarro2494 4 роки тому +2316

    "i died getting shot"
    "I died getting stabbed"
    "I was sentenced to death"
    "How about you?"
    "I rode a roller coaster"

  • @illusionfaderr5394
    @illusionfaderr5394 5 років тому +8056

    This should be a real thing for criminals as a death sentence.
    _I sentence you to roller coaster_

  • @benk4088
    @benk4088 6 років тому +2156

    "8 years ago in 2010" wow that hit hard

  • @mostafa_isk
    @mostafa_isk 5 років тому +1786

    When you survive the roller coster
    *Task successfully failed*

    • @gelussyy
      @gelussyy 4 роки тому +2

      Flying ballnareff?

    • @mostafa_isk
      @mostafa_isk 4 роки тому +2

      @@gelussyy yes mista

    • @gelussyy
      @gelussyy 4 роки тому +4

      I bet you will survive since you'll just fly

    • @STAYCBias
      @STAYCBias 4 роки тому +4

      @@gelussyy , dude! This not thrilling enough! We need this coaster to loop the outer not inner

    • @pep2311
      @pep2311 3 роки тому +1

      Underrated

  • @introvertairways
    @introvertairways 4 роки тому +1573

    “A painless experience”
    Not at all, it would feel like you had an 18 wheeler on top of you, whilst not being able to see or breathe, it would be incredibly painful

    • @sloth9093
      @sloth9093 4 роки тому +4

      @Yuri DeKhed duh

    • @Lightblue2222
      @Lightblue2222 3 роки тому +46

      @Yuri DeKhed yea but what about those 2 seconds before your unconscious

    • @hyperswanton1585
      @hyperswanton1585 3 роки тому +97

      The real question is how do you know what being under an 18 wheeler feels like

    • @introvertairways
      @introvertairways 3 роки тому +345

      @FOOR SAAAN I was using hyperbole, not an 18 wheeler, a better comparison would be your mother.

    • @hyperswanton1585
      @hyperswanton1585 3 роки тому +73

      @@introvertairways Goddamn😂

  • @riileyp
    @riileyp 6 років тому +20499

    A once in a lifetime experience

    • @farylduncan
      @farylduncan 6 років тому +274

      HuntedFire I get it 😂😂😂😂

    • @watisthhisthing
      @watisthhisthing 6 років тому +223

      Funny joke and I get it too.

    • @momo2503
      @momo2503 6 років тому +137

      HuntedFire u need way more likes that is hilarious

    • @ii_strangerxxthings
      @ii_strangerxxthings 6 років тому +97

      Literally

    • @hattiekemp
      @hattiekemp 6 років тому +68

      HuntedFire omg i’m *dying*

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 6 років тому +7312

    How to build a simpler version of killing roller coaster
    Build a rail that goes up, up, up, up, and...
    And then there’s no more rails

    • @abhishekgourav6144
      @abhishekgourav6144 6 років тому +231

      The Earth no which goes up up up and then down into a stone crusher..and then into a furnace...😈😈😈

    • @TR2000LT
      @TR2000LT 6 років тому +78

      Ahahahahhahahahhaah 👍 😈😈😈😈

    • @thenotflatearth2714
      @thenotflatearth2714 6 років тому +126

      abhishek gourav soft landing, then slowly into the furnace 👿

    • @kuko-lukas
      @kuko-lukas 6 років тому +153

      that would save money on tracks

    • @beezap8892
      @beezap8892 6 років тому +24

      globe is a hoax

  • @panther15zodiacgods47
    @panther15zodiacgods47 5 років тому +5220

    If the designer were serious, he would have built a brick wall at the end of the ride.

    • @ianp1745
      @ianp1745 5 років тому +462

      But wouldn’t you need a new train for every ride

    • @NicOz42
      @NicOz42 5 років тому +338

      @@ianp1745 What about a fine wire to decapite?

    • @oceanman_8370
      @oceanman_8370 5 років тому +253

      Manipulating g-forces is way cooler though

    • @iingrid8691
      @iingrid8691 5 років тому +13

      Lmao

    • @peternoparker
      @peternoparker 5 років тому +25

      Put an open wire on the wall to make it extra spicy.

  • @dr.zetlin6889
    @dr.zetlin6889 4 роки тому +5239

    Mr. beast: whoever survives gets 50k

    • @IamFlaem1
      @IamFlaem1 4 роки тому +182

      Whoever survives gets a hospital!

    • @williamd7062
      @williamd7062 4 роки тому +55

      Nope it’s not mr beast it would monsieur bacteria

    • @CholoHelloKitty
      @CholoHelloKitty 4 роки тому +15

      Hi

    • @magicabby8912
      @magicabby8912 4 роки тому +29

      No whoever survives gets a COVID vaccine

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 4 роки тому +21

      @@magicabby8912 im getting on it.
      Jk

  • @obedchattergoon2780
    @obedchattergoon2780 6 років тому +671

    Just the climbing alone would kill me. That height is terrifying on something like a rollercoaster.

  • @conscripthornet4430
    @conscripthornet4430 6 років тому +512

    I would die from a heart attack before I even get to the bottom of the top.

    • @j.christiann5650
      @j.christiann5650 6 років тому +8

      Attention 🤣🤣🤣 I’m sayin..how tf would we even survive far enough to get to the next phase into the loops

    • @speeder3235
      @speeder3235 6 років тому

      Why would they not survive?

    • @speeder3235
      @speeder3235 6 років тому

      I think it shouldn't be such a sharp up curve, it is only an idea after all

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 6 років тому

      lol

    • @shayneoneill1506
      @shayneoneill1506 6 років тому

      That's the idea! 10gs would rip your heart out of its socket.

  • @jeffcap64
    @jeffcap64 6 років тому +703

    Imagine working for that roller coaster and having to take off all the dead bodies every day.

    • @thecanadianfuhrer8602
      @thecanadianfuhrer8602 6 років тому +62

      automate that shit, have the bottoms of the carts drop them into a fire at the end.

    • @avarixe1932
      @avarixe1932 6 років тому +40

      And the fact that corpses shits and piss disgust me

    • @yawningpheonix
      @yawningpheonix 6 років тому +21

      Don't go to work on opposite day

    • @bob1412
      @bob1412 6 років тому +1

      Have to stack them

    • @somerandomperson7488
      @somerandomperson7488 6 років тому +1

      thy Mom gay wtf!?

  • @round5soundsfetchmetheirso827
    @round5soundsfetchmetheirso827 4 роки тому +599

    "Phineas, Are you sure this is safe?"
    Phineas: *O F C O U R S E*
    *bodies found at the end of the ride*

    • @theonemelol7835
      @theonemelol7835 3 роки тому +10

      Where ferb?

    • @Void_Dweller7
      @Void_Dweller7 3 роки тому +15

      @@theonemelol7835 He’s the dead body lmao

    • @Lo0ny_T0ons
      @Lo0ny_T0ons 3 роки тому +7

      _O F C O U R S E I S A B E L L_

    • @exister._.5086
      @exister._.5086 2 роки тому

      "aren't you a little young to be killing people in ride accidents by being an idiot"

    • @lifeiscats1337
      @lifeiscats1337 2 роки тому

      Hey where's perry?

  • @microwave9031
    @microwave9031 5 років тому +4304

    *Phineas and Ferb want to know your location*

    • @gamelline7201
      @gamelline7201 5 років тому +23

      Yep

    • @estreline
      @estreline 4 роки тому +92

      Hundred of four days of summer vacation and school comes around to end it-

    • @oldsport5875
      @oldsport5875 4 роки тому +37

      Where’s perry

    • @SlavicUnionGaming
      @SlavicUnionGaming 4 роки тому +51

      phineas and ferb would put candice on this to die

    • @EmilioTaylorsVersion
      @EmilioTaylorsVersion 4 роки тому +8

      @@SlavicUnionGaming ahahahhaah good one

  • @santakillingcreepers
    @santakillingcreepers 6 років тому +401

    *Come on dude, stop being such a coward, you only need to ride it once.*

    • @eljefedejefes885
      @eljefedejefes885 6 років тому +39

      He can’t it’s designed only for the youth in Asia.

    • @SicariusKun
      @SicariusKun 6 років тому +1

      lmao nice pun

    • @Yerinjibbang
      @Yerinjibbang 6 років тому

      wow

    • @sx5acid825
      @sx5acid825 6 років тому +3

      Arnold Cruze that’s not a pun

    • @SicariusKun
      @SicariusKun 6 років тому

      SX5 which comment are you talking about

  • @thestickiestman
    @thestickiestman 4 роки тому +676

    No need for the inversions. You're already gonna have a heart attack on the way down

    • @tavianpinnock4239
      @tavianpinnock4239 4 роки тому +5

      True

    • @dangerdoge4113
      @dangerdoge4113 3 роки тому +2

      That's not how heart attacks work

    • @rachelmohr4577
      @rachelmohr4577 3 роки тому +9

      probably, but that doesn’t guarantee everyone will

    • @ChristelVinot
      @ChristelVinot 3 роки тому +14

      I hate those long lingering drops on super tall coasters.... just that crazy feeling inside sheesh... and this one is beyond super tall. Shit.

    • @faridaeldegwy3766
      @faridaeldegwy3766 3 роки тому

      Tru 😭

  • @Sam-t7b4w
    @Sam-t7b4w 3 роки тому +54

    They should add a secret final "are you sure" because many suicide survivors have said it was instant regret the moment they jumped

    • @Cosmik60
      @Cosmik60 2 роки тому +9

      and after they confirm they have to do one final check with a blue button to make sure they genuinely want to die. because apparently blue lights are good at stopping people

  • @gavalant366
    @gavalant366 5 років тому +529

    Still safer than my rollercoaster on rollercoaster tycoon.

  • @itzsaturn562
    @itzsaturn562 4 роки тому +761

    3:47 after they'd get an "I survived the Euthanasia Coaster" t shirt

    • @MachoMan_Vert
      @MachoMan_Vert 4 роки тому +55

      Nah I prefer the one saying "I survived the euthanasia coster and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt."

    • @truenorth3077
      @truenorth3077 3 роки тому +6

      At least they'd have something to wear to their funeral. I know, ok that's just wrong!!

    • @niko5191
      @niko5191 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 6 років тому +2690

    I think I'll pass

    • @risick7649
      @risick7649 6 років тому +30

      Finally instead of having a death wish your a Wholesome Lad

    • @Fabio-kr9in
      @Fabio-kr9in 6 років тому +18

      Yeah no thanks I think I'll just buy a churro

    • @AlexBpieceofsheet
      @AlexBpieceofsheet 6 років тому +6

      out*

    • @lokei3477
      @lokei3477 6 років тому +5

      pass the coaster or not get on it? ;)

    • @Grooby__
      @Grooby__ 6 років тому +6

      Yes you will pass if you go onto this thing
      Lol

  • @Nolife9000
    @Nolife9000 4 роки тому +206

    *When you leave Lithuanians alone for a few minutes:*
    *Person:* Oh what are you making?
    *Them:* A roller coaster that will kill you, oh and heres a drawing of a planet of corpses!

    • @ignaspetrauskas8763
      @ignaspetrauskas8763 4 роки тому +6

      That's just how we are

    • @murmeklis
      @murmeklis 3 роки тому +1

      do you wanna see my created video game that causes suicide?

    • @Arkhalis404
      @Arkhalis404 3 роки тому +1

      That’s what we are good at depression death suicide sadness my father had depression and killed himself when I was 4 no joke

    • @greengworl8564
      @greengworl8564 3 роки тому +1

      My favorite UA-camr lives at Lithuania

    • @MrWick-el4wk
      @MrWick-el4wk 3 роки тому

      @@greengworl8564 which one?

  • @electronicsNmore
    @electronicsNmore 6 років тому +2680

    Need to go on that roller coaster right after an all you can eat buffet.

    • @TR4R
      @TR4R 6 років тому +17

      What??? You have a dirty mind!

    • @KB-bh9hp
      @KB-bh9hp 6 років тому +11

      electronicsNmore What in the fuck lol?!

    • @spookwavevevo
      @spookwavevevo 6 років тому +78

      electronicsNmore Well nobody will care about it because theyll all be dead

    • @nootnootboi7048
      @nootnootboi7048 6 років тому +3

      electronicsNmore have you gone mad!?

    • @Clonedge
      @Clonedge 6 років тому +45

      TR4R it means he's gonna throw up all the food he ate

  • @magikwindmill9165
    @magikwindmill9165 6 років тому +345

    Not as good as the Fiery Fist o' Pain at Glove World

  • @dyslexicbatnam1350
    @dyslexicbatnam1350 6 років тому +2255

    I'd ride this coaster. I mean it's a once in a life time opportunity

    • @clorbach2450
      @clorbach2450 6 років тому +110

      Galactic Wolf get it because you’d die

    • @mikeledits6514
      @mikeledits6514 6 років тому +36

      this is genius.

    • @L4wr3nc3810
      @L4wr3nc3810 6 років тому +12

      Nice one

    • @j0oyy
      @j0oyy 6 років тому +28

      *I C A N T E V E N S T A R T W I T H T H I S O N E*

    • @ratgoblin5011
      @ratgoblin5011 6 років тому +10

      ALSO You can drink lava but you can only drink it oonce.EXPLOSIVE TURDS!💩💩💩🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋

  • @anakinskywalker248
    @anakinskywalker248 4 роки тому +124

    “Hey do you see that?”
    “What?”
    “The wall.”
    “What Wall?”
    “The one that killed us.”

    • @Hamzurger
      @Hamzurger 3 роки тому

      Oooh I just saw it in the blueprint

  • @elijahleduc8680
    @elijahleduc8680 6 років тому +664

    Do you think a well trained and experienced fighter pilot could survive this if they did their straining techniques to keep blood in their brains? They often experience 9gs of force

    • @TheGalacticEmperorOfLabels
      @TheGalacticEmperorOfLabels 6 років тому +200

      I would think it's possible, but good luck finding a pilot who'd volunteer.

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 6 років тому +161

      Those 9gs are typically experienced for a short duration by those guys. This thing literally lasts a minute, so I'd say no chance

    • @Soulleey
      @Soulleey 6 років тому +23

      yes with a standart pressure suit its possible... cause jet pilots have sometimes for a few seconds more then 8Gs...

    • @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts
      @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts 6 років тому +56

      The maximum sustainable G-force that pilots are trained for is 9 G's, and that is for a period of 8-10 seconds max. 60 seconds of 10 G's will most certainly drain the blood out of your brain, which is something that neither a suit nor training can stop

    • @12thman60
      @12thman60 6 років тому +6

      sorry for the stupid, but dont you starve your brain of oxygen when you hold your breath? so one big gulp and superb diaphragm control would get you thru it?

  • @POLARTTYRTM
    @POLARTTYRTM 6 років тому +3844

    Why not just accelerate a Corolla to 200 km/h and hit a wall?

    • @CJBeamedYou
      @CJBeamedYou 6 років тому +380

      less cleanup

    • @hhhapz
      @hhhapz 6 років тому +248

      because this is more fun.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 років тому +168

      You can't reuse the wreck of a Corolla. (There might also be problems with the ensuing funeral...)

    • @bibinbenny1115
      @bibinbenny1115 6 років тому +6

      POLARTTYRTM true😂😂😂

    • @jay5ivez
      @jay5ivez 6 років тому +12

      Because that's absurd

  • @sundeww
    @sundeww 4 роки тому +343

    1:55 how is he not talking about how speeds like that with no glasses would destroy your eyes

    • @kerimca98
      @kerimca98 4 роки тому +23

      Safety glasses, fastest rollercoaster (240 km/h / 150 mph) uses it

    • @Bobby.samuel
      @Bobby.samuel 3 роки тому +3

      @@zayzayherrera1943 its not supposed to lol

    • @chungus8139
      @chungus8139 3 роки тому +3

      @@zayzayherrera1943 lmao ❄

    • @Bobby.samuel
      @Bobby.samuel 3 роки тому +5

      @@zayzayherrera1943 what? How am I mean?

    • @rhazy9337
      @rhazy9337 3 роки тому +4

      @@zayzayherrera1943 its the truth so why u “fucking mean”

  • @spauldingrebecca869
    @spauldingrebecca869 3 роки тому +32

    Ok I have a couple of questions:
    1. Will there be a camera to capture that moment you're hurtling down that hill? So in case you survive you can show proof you survived the death coaster.
    2. Who will remove the dead bodies? I can assure you amusement parks don't pay the janitors enough to clean vomit on a regular basis. I doubt that janitors want to add body removal to their list of job duties.

    • @onion2787
      @onion2787 3 роки тому +4

      1. No
      2. Noone
      It's just a stupid concept. It won't be built...

    • @mayabartolabac
      @mayabartolabac 2 роки тому +6

      1. Why not put a camera?
      2. I think they won't be janitors. They'll be body-disposal teams.

  • @kitty_xiia1471
    @kitty_xiia1471 5 років тому +2202

    *man, I really wanna ride this. But my parents won't let me I don't know why*

    • @kitty_xiia1471
      @kitty_xiia1471 5 років тому +9

      @@Saibishii umm

    • @Green-sg2td
      @Green-sg2td 5 років тому +17

      Salorue Wolfie are you dumb its because you would die!
      (R/wooosh)

    • @thealien7178
      @thealien7178 5 років тому +53

      @@Green-sg2td ur the person to get r/wooosh here because he was J O K I N G

    • @robertrussell9039
      @robertrussell9039 5 років тому +25

      @@thealien7178 he swooshed himself and you got swooshed everybody gets a swoosh!!

    • @robertrussell9039
      @robertrussell9039 5 років тому +37

      Did I just say swoosh instead of woosh

  • @tristanjohnson4477
    @tristanjohnson4477 5 років тому +114

    I remember reading about this years back. Apparently there is a sharp turn after the loops designed to break your neck if you somehow survive up to that point.

    • @danielpletikosic9021
      @danielpletikosic9021 4 роки тому +15

      Dude thats so hardcore

    • @Lo0ny_T0ons
      @Lo0ny_T0ons 3 роки тому +8

      *The what-*

    • @ryanmozert
      @ryanmozert 2 роки тому +2

      @@Lo0ny_T0ons what what?

    • @wasquash
      @wasquash 2 роки тому +1

      Oh. Well there goes all hope of surviving 💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @freerobuk9205
      @freerobuk9205 2 роки тому +22

      “I SURVIVED THE LOOPS-“
      *SNAP*

  • @zyronltz7494
    @zyronltz7494 6 років тому +517

    But can it kill a Toyota Corolla?

    • @jamesoloughlin8268
      @jamesoloughlin8268 6 років тому +2

      No

    • @AyyHotDogS
      @AyyHotDogS 6 років тому +18

      RealLifeLore haha , you should make a joke video on april 1 consisting of too much toyota corollas.

    • @Proxlynmeow
      @Proxlynmeow 6 років тому +3

      Toyota Corolla vs scp 682 who will win

    • @AyyHotDogS
      @AyyHotDogS 6 років тому +3

      Serious you totally don't know RLL , look deeper in his vids and you'll know *da wei* .

    • @crimsoncorsair9250
      @crimsoncorsair9250 6 років тому

      Zyronl TZ Can't kill a meme that's already dead ;)

  • @rosiemeraz4895
    @rosiemeraz4895 4 роки тому +60

    When youre in Heaven;
    One guy: I died by shooting
    Another guy: Trying to escape kidnapping.
    Other guy: What about you?
    You: I rode a rollercoaster

  • @dylsterx8415
    @dylsterx8415 6 років тому +1716

    Sign me right the fuck up

  • @cage5577
    @cage5577 6 років тому +241

    What wasn't shown is if you survive at the end it just tosses you into a lake full of piranhas.

    • @longanswer9548
      @longanswer9548 6 років тому +14

      I would survive the piranhas

    • @y.b.m.a3393
      @y.b.m.a3393 6 років тому +1

      Chipmunkk lmaoo

    • @RllyGudGuy
      @RllyGudGuy 6 років тому +15

      We need starved magalodons in that lake

    • @angelvazquez3323
      @angelvazquez3323 6 років тому +8

      “That didn’t work for you did it bud? There you go.”

    • @sijoule965
      @sijoule965 6 років тому

      ...is that true

  • @MioLone
    @MioLone 6 років тому +159

    How to put the fun into funeral

    • @ciara-up2yh
      @ciara-up2yh 6 років тому

      ARMY

    • @cassandra-
      @cassandra- 6 років тому +4

      かあさあLaxren I LOVE YOU 😂

    • @mp-lily7908
      @mp-lily7908 6 років тому +5

      You deserve a medal for that joke.

    • @matt.r25
      @matt.r25 6 років тому +4

      i almost pissed myself laughing at this

    • @saw9413
      @saw9413 6 років тому +4

      _this needs more likes_

  • @roseofthedeepdeepsea
    @roseofthedeepdeepsea 4 роки тому +22

    It's a fun event for the entire family!

  • @rrcczz
    @rrcczz 6 років тому +3359

    If I die, I die.

    • @SicariusKun
      @SicariusKun 6 років тому +119

      *mind blown*

    • @titumanesh
      @titumanesh 6 років тому +46

      If I die, I die. - Catwow

    • @iloveicecream9394
      @iloveicecream9394 6 років тому +41

      People die when they are killed - fate/stay night

    • @prim16
      @prim16 6 років тому +15

      "If I die, I die, I'm a midnight fistfight" ~System of a Down

    • @joclimm5527
      @joclimm5527 6 років тому +1

      ❤❤

  • @evelove709
    @evelove709 6 років тому +644

    Anyone who's able to ride the to ride twice should get a medal

    • @PETRIXXXX
      @PETRIXXXX 6 років тому +16

      and an arcade machine

    • @sacademy8810
      @sacademy8810 6 років тому +3

      Eve Love an Olympic one

    • @NotKewl
      @NotKewl 6 років тому +35

      Eve Love
      I can ride it 100 times ez
      I’ll be dead but ill still get my medal...

    • @tokyoghoul5170
      @tokyoghoul5170 6 років тому +2

      Not only a metal $1000900000000000000000000000000000000 dollars

    • @thestickiestman
      @thestickiestman 5 років тому +5

      Eve Love whoever can ride this frequently deserves to be a sextillionare

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 6 років тому +2144

    We found a dead body on the roller coaster

  • @Judespawzz
    @Judespawzz Рік тому +7

    Real Life Lore in every video: Pretty crazy right? Well you can learn craZY STUFF AT SKILLSHA-

  • @TheOfficialCzex
    @TheOfficialCzex 6 років тому +3354

    I'm glad someone finally decided to donate a roller coaster to youth in Asia.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 6 років тому +94

      Yes, let's make all the youth in Asia ride this roller coaster.

    • @mand7464
      @mand7464 6 років тому +28

      wtf?

    • @insomniaccity
      @insomniaccity 6 років тому +55

      its a euthanasia joke :P

    • @fivefingerfullprice3403
      @fivefingerfullprice3403 6 років тому +16

      Someone finally got around to watching Da Ali G show about 15 years too late.

    • @Top10-f8o6g
      @Top10-f8o6g 6 років тому +2

      You stiupud

  • @ellie_zabeth6843
    @ellie_zabeth6843 6 років тому +106

    *"It would take the train going up the lift a full two minutes to reach the top, which would give the riders time to contemplate their decision of getting on the thing."*

  • @Thoomas2001
    @Thoomas2001 6 років тому +109

    "Okay, Billy, you can ride it to the top just to see the view. And then you have to come down again. Okay?"
    "Okay, mommy."
    **kid presses button when at the top**
    "BILLY NO!"

  • @ronin_wins
    @ronin_wins 3 роки тому +15

    3:16
    great to make this horror ride even more like a horror game

  • @that_oboe
    @that_oboe 6 років тому +1379

    This coaster would literally be the ride of your life
    Unless you ride it in a Toyota Corolla

  • @Carzey
    @Carzey 4 роки тому +964

    "He designed the Euthanasia Coaster for exactly what its name implies, Youth In Asia".

  • @jade-mu9do
    @jade-mu9do 6 років тому +319

    Fiery-Fist-o-Pain

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 6 років тому

      jjong ; 😂

    • @samanthamoran6194
      @samanthamoran6194 6 років тому +2

      jjong ; IM CRYING ITS 1AM AND IM TRYING NOT TO SCREAM IM LAUGHING SO HARD

    • @SMH24.7
      @SMH24.7 6 років тому +3

      Hold this w and keep it for the rest of your life

    • @slayy9091
      @slayy9091 6 років тому

      jjong ; 😂

    • @RandomVideos-ws7lg
      @RandomVideos-ws7lg 6 років тому

      OMG

  • @revokdaryl1
    @revokdaryl1 2 роки тому +7

    Every theme park needs one of these. For those that have become disillusioned with life.

  • @monsieurcoba4074
    @monsieurcoba4074 6 років тому +389

    The most humane execution technique

    • @iloilee
      @iloilee 6 років тому +48

      Not really the most humane. If you ride on this rollercoaster you’d feel extreme fear and you’d slowly suffocate.
      The most humane execution technique would be a gunshot straight through the brain. That would be instant.
      Even euthanasia by lethal injection isn’t as humane because it feels like acid entering your bloodstream.

    • @avarixe1932
      @avarixe1932 6 років тому +24

      Delilah Phillips it's actually pretty humane because the passengers are given one last choice if they'll backdown or whatnot. + if they decided to ride euthanasia it means they don't fear death. + a gunshot to the head is not that humane compared to the rollercoaster because a gunshot straight to head will desecrate the corpse.
      But if I was given the choice I'd choose a gunshot to the head because it's quick and painless.
      But we all have our own preferences some wants a quick painless death, some wants to preserve their corpse or whatever.

    • @pigeonpower42
      @pigeonpower42 6 років тому

      thy Mom gay honestly I would choose the roller coaster if I absolutely had to because I would have one last experience that is (don't know the word sorry don't think it exists in English) and would give me a chance to say goodbye dramatically.

    • @mightymonty3129
      @mightymonty3129 6 років тому +4

      Most humane pobably would be a decompression chamber as is sends you into an euphoric hypoxia (i don't think this sentence is entirely correct but you get what i mean)

    • @avarixe1932
      @avarixe1932 6 років тому

      Espœur lmao but think how people would drag your body out of the roller coaster. And you'll shit your pants and piss on them when you die.

  • @ryanc3007
    @ryanc3007 6 років тому +491

    Oh G’s that looks dangerous

  • @cloroxbleach8137
    @cloroxbleach8137 6 років тому +104

    Is this a warning or an advertisement?

  • @domundtgregor6683
    @domundtgregor6683 4 роки тому +35

    Hmmm I wouldl love to see it in a James Bond movie!
    The Super-villains always spend sooo much time and money to design super sophisticated ways to kill Bond...
    "Enjoy your ride, Mr Bond!" *evil laughter*

    • @LightBusterX
      @LightBusterX 3 роки тому

      So... You haven't seen Moonraker, do you?

  • @matthewmckenna248
    @matthewmckenna248 6 років тому +1024

    Could you do a video on the future of warfare.

    • @cravenjooooooooooooo
      @cravenjooooooooooooo 6 років тому +10

      MEMEs

    • @BUSHCRAPPING
      @BUSHCRAPPING 6 років тому +16

      hahahah you got it the wrong way round

    • @kattenelvis1778
      @kattenelvis1778 6 років тому +9

      That's impossible to predict. Would be a shitty episode with no real content.

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 6 років тому +5

      WWIII will just be a meme war.

    • @suolihuuhtelu
      @suolihuuhtelu 6 років тому +2

      nukes -> sticks and stones

  • @trapzone7072
    @trapzone7072 6 років тому +274

    The suicide coaster

  • @Eric_the_Hiking
    @Eric_the_Hiking 6 років тому +536

    Gives a whole new meaning to terminal velocity.

    • @MisterG2323
      @MisterG2323 6 років тому +5

      WTC jumpers reached terminal velocity, iirc.

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 років тому +3

      *TERMINATE VELOCITY.*

    • @yourmum6528
      @yourmum6528 6 років тому

      is that a sonic colors reference I smell?

    • @heavyrain5949
      @heavyrain5949 6 років тому

      Nice one

  • @Randomvidsometimes
    @Randomvidsometimes 3 роки тому +9

    This takes the phrase "once in a lifetime" to a whole new level

  • @SantiBarrios
    @SantiBarrios 6 років тому +261

    it looks like a hot wheels track

  • @volantico9634
    @volantico9634 6 років тому +914

    *Life* already killed me

  • @damisbluehair3936
    @damisbluehair3936 6 років тому +505

    Spongebob and patrick would ride that rollercoaster

    • @billybigbollocks298
      @billybigbollocks298 6 років тому +2

      you are 3 years old fucker

    • @FGxBeaver
      @FGxBeaver 6 років тому +16

      Billy big bollocks So are you 😂

    • @yoavmend1909
      @yoavmend1909 6 років тому +10

      J-HMusic beacuse they are living like lerry

    • @yoavmend1909
      @yoavmend1909 6 років тому +1

      TectalChameleon read my last comment

    • @AC-ck2bd
      @AC-ck2bd 6 років тому +2

      Greg and Rowley would ride it.
      (back when diary of a wimpy kid was everything)

  • @nowthisisepic1942
    @nowthisisepic1942 3 роки тому +13

    This is quite literally a once in a lifetime experience.

  • @enochdeleon3976
    @enochdeleon3976 6 років тому +505

    This reminds me of spongbob in that one episode lol

  • @zombie4034
    @zombie4034 6 років тому +132

    2010 IS 8 YEARS AGO???!!!

    • @teovinokur9362
      @teovinokur9362 6 років тому +6

      that's usually how being in 2018 works

    • @pepsusser
      @pepsusser 6 років тому +2

      Mustang drifter Is there some inside joke I'm not aware of?

    • @teovinokur9362
      @teovinokur9362 6 років тому +12

      nah it's just the fact that i can remember gangam style as if it happened 15 days ago

    • @pepsusser
      @pepsusser 6 років тому

      O ok

    • @baskuipers7207
      @baskuipers7207 6 років тому +4

      Teo Vinokur shrek came out 16+ years ago

  • @Mark-kk3vs
    @Mark-kk3vs 6 років тому +556

    recommended knew what i wanted. Roller coasters and death.

  • @conteudooriginal4600
    @conteudooriginal4600 4 роки тому +28

    Every engineer: **safely calculates so no one get yeeted**
    This man: *it's time to farm some XP lol*

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 6 років тому +360

    Oh, a youth in asia coaster? Sounds cool!
    Wait, its not a coaster for youth in asia?
    Wait what?

    • @starless4146
      @starless4146 6 років тому +5

      Kyle Li, I see what you did there...

    • @TeufortCTF
      @TeufortCTF 6 років тому +1

      youth in eyes me

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 років тому +12

      China's solution to overpopulation coaster

    • @raphipik
      @raphipik 6 років тому

      Kyle Li Ali G 😆

    • @user-uq1fq6gs3i
      @user-uq1fq6gs3i 6 років тому

      Most probably the least funny thing that I have ever heard

  • @WaterandFireTarot
    @WaterandFireTarot 6 років тому +383

    “Whatcha doing today?”
    Me: “killing myself...in a really amazing way. Wanna join?”

  • @Momo14161
    @Momo14161 6 років тому +156

    So it kills me?
    ALRIGHTY THEN LET'S GET ON BOARD!

    • @peternoparker
      @peternoparker 5 років тому

      Davon Heath woooosh. If you don’t get that, it’s the sound of the joke going over your head.

    • @Zurtron
      @Zurtron 5 років тому

      WHOOOOHOOOOO

    • @jokesarefunny4237
      @jokesarefunny4237 5 років тому

      *DEPPRESION 100*

  • @snoog8447
    @snoog8447 2 роки тому +5

    The fact that we, as human beings, have the ability to take something designed for fun and then twist it to something for death still scares the shit out of me. Thought I'd be used to that by now

  • @eikosimino5579
    @eikosimino5579 5 років тому +602

    It isnt 100% painless
    The pain would be from the wind pushing on your face

    • @malari039
      @malari039 5 років тому +5

      no don't do it

    • @isoSw1fty
      @isoSw1fty 5 років тому +42

      There was going to be motorcycle windshields installed.

    • @SlavicUnionGaming
      @SlavicUnionGaming 4 роки тому +3

      Malari0 bruh, the ride does not exist calm down, no one would allow such a murderous way to die while happy

    • @hypnopyr9084
      @hypnopyr9084 4 роки тому +4

      eza zarumi And from slight imperfections in the track and wheels that would make the ride extremely tough at that speed

    • @fjlkwgbo
      @fjlkwgbo 4 роки тому

      Yep

  • @haltinghall0
    @haltinghall0 4 роки тому +181

    "Euthanasia Roller Coaster 1 looks too intense for me."
    "Euthanasia Roller Coaster 1 was great!"

    • @lizzydirksenx
      @lizzydirksenx 4 роки тому +1

      HaltingHall0 wait- roller coaster tycoon?

    • @haltinghall0
      @haltinghall0 4 роки тому +5

      @@lizzydirksenx yeseree

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 4 роки тому +8

      "Guests are complaining about the disgusting state of the paths in your park
      Check where your handymen are and consider hiring an extra handyman"

    • @hinkles73
      @hinkles73 4 роки тому +1

      Probably because you're allowed to get off when you get to the hill.

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 4 роки тому

      I was playing Roller Coaster Tycoon Touch today I'm nearly level 63

  • @hetrix7897
    @hetrix7897 3 роки тому +11

    People who tested the ride: **chuckles** I'm in danger

  • @milesforeman5146
    @milesforeman5146 6 років тому +171

    This reminds me of the suicide booths in futurama

    • @milesforeman5146
      @milesforeman5146 6 років тому +3

      Just more fun

    • @oscarkorlowsky4938
      @oscarkorlowsky4938 6 років тому +3

      Bender: what a rip off

    • @CaptRich-bi3gp
      @CaptRich-bi3gp 6 років тому

      Way before that was a movie, Soylent Green that had suicide booths from 1973.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 6 років тому

      "So what now? I didn't have anything planned for the rest of the day." - Bender

    • @Top10-f8o6g
      @Top10-f8o6g 6 років тому

      ?

  • @FuneralGraveMemorial
    @FuneralGraveMemorial 6 років тому +735

    Let’s let Kim Jong Un ride on it.

  • @SierraRamblesALot
    @SierraRamblesALot 6 років тому +1123

    Where do I get in line?

    • @opultimatenoscopemaster8125
      @opultimatenoscopemaster8125 6 років тому +33

      If it was made by Donald Trump, you would have to pay around 1M. But it's not! Just pay this short fee of 1 dollar and you are free to go!

    • @TheMetalicfrost
      @TheMetalicfrost 6 років тому +20

      Think twice..there’s no coming back

    • @SierraRamblesALot
      @SierraRamblesALot 6 років тому +7

      Metallic Frost that makes it more appealing

    • @opultimatenoscopemaster8125
      @opultimatenoscopemaster8125 6 років тому +20

      Rajiv Don't worry! You'll only ride it once!

    • @TheMetalicfrost
      @TheMetalicfrost 6 років тому +7

      Sierra Rambles A Lot
      Curiosity killed the cat...

  • @alt8791
    @alt8791 4 роки тому +7

    I mean, the crew of Soyuz TMA-11 pulled 8G's pretty consistently throughout their ballistic reentry and survived, and another Soyuz crew pulled something to the effect of 16 g's when the LES system fired on the pad and were basically fine, so...

    • @ignaspetrauskas8763
      @ignaspetrauskas8763 3 роки тому

      Well they are no ordinary people, but specially trained astronauts

  • @JK-ot6kb
    @JK-ot6kb 6 років тому +335

    So where can I get tickets

    • @awesomeduck7022
      @awesomeduck7022 6 років тому +3

      That's what I thought!

    • @ilikeyourbody4537
      @ilikeyourbody4537 6 років тому +33

      Phoenix inside ur white anime ass

    • @blankblank6545
      @blankblank6545 6 років тому +8

      Original G C Hey! Let's just be glad that natural selection takes it's course.

    • @h13r0nymu5
      @h13r0nymu5 6 років тому +17

      Euthanasia of weebs is an excellent idea

    • @vortexgames8548
      @vortexgames8548 6 років тому +2

      I am the one you know what I mean i agree with that intelectual opinion

  • @JosiahFickinger
    @JosiahFickinger 4 роки тому +68

    What he had said in the beginning I have said before. "The fear of heights is the fear of dying, so if you eliminate the dying part, there really is no reason to be afraid."

    • @deadkoldun2731
      @deadkoldun2731 3 роки тому +3

      I don't know if i'm right but it's almost impossible to not fear death, it's in our nature to be scared of death, because pretty much every living thing's purpose is to reproduce and if you're dead you can't reproduce so it's pretty much impossible to not fear death (sorry for some mistakes i'm from Europe and i'm a smol boi)

    • @MondeSerenaWilliams
      @MondeSerenaWilliams 2 роки тому +5

      I'm pretty sure it's the fear of excruciating pain you'll feel when you land if you happen to fall, not the fear of the concept of death itself (at least for some people).

    • @JosiahFickinger
      @JosiahFickinger 2 роки тому

      @@MondeSerenaWilliams That's, true, but I included that in the definition of death.

    • @nigelft
      @nigelft 2 роки тому

      @@MondeSerenaWilliams
      Quite ...
      As someone wiser than me said, "it isn't the falling that kills you, but the sudden stop at the end ... so the fear of falling is really the fear of the pain when you do hit the ground ..." ...
      That's why I can't ride on roller coasters, because the longer it takes to reach the top, the more trepidation I know I will have in going over the other side, and seeing just how far down it is to the end ...
      Even if I did go on the Euthanasia Coaster, for a very good reason, I would have to be sedated, first ...

  • @welcometohell3002
    @welcometohell3002 6 років тому +501

    My class did a virtual roller coaster game, and this is *exactly* the roller coaster I built.

  • @SavimusProductions
    @SavimusProductions 4 роки тому +10

    For those who don’t know:
    The long drop on this ride is 200m TALLER than Godzilla Earth, the biggest Godzilla incarnation.

  • @崔莱
    @崔莱 6 років тому +114

    Euthanasia... Assuming you don't die from a heart attack from the 500m freefall experience before actually kissing the earth.

    • @speeder3235
      @speeder3235 6 років тому +3

      Well, they literally came onto this thing to die, soo... lol

    • @崔莱
      @崔莱 6 років тому +2

      yeah they come to get a COMFORTABLE death, not a death after skull-cracking shock and a heart attack... Otherwise they would have jumped down a building...

  • @4tw_EpicYoshi
    @4tw_EpicYoshi 6 років тому +71

    ....well....at least it wasn't clickbait.

    • @bmac31
      @bmac31 6 років тому

      I thought it'd be click bait too. Then I was like wow he actually means "literally"

  • @Questn
    @Questn 6 років тому +979

    Roller coaster or more like Nope coaster

    • @silusjackson7244
      @silusjackson7244 6 років тому +32

      the cringe

    • @Questn
      @Questn 6 років тому +7

      Silus Jackson "or more like" is always cringe worthy

    • @pastordonkoh7692
      @pastordonkoh7692 6 років тому +5

      I want on. I bet I'd survive it. Im not a pussy

    • @mkbarak297
      @mkbarak297 6 років тому

      Questn i think i can't life anymore( ygs reference)

    • @spycrab5680
      @spycrab5680 6 років тому

      You lost it,it shoud have been Noper Coaster

  • @AngelHernandez-zl7fd
    @AngelHernandez-zl7fd 3 роки тому +3

    I literately remember watching this when it first came out at my robotics practice almost 3 YEARS ago (man do times change, those were the good times *sob*)

  • @jakel.2150
    @jakel.2150 6 років тому +95

    “Ok everybody ou... wait, never mind”

  • @christophersmith8272
    @christophersmith8272 6 років тому +144

    Would be a great alternatives to the death penalty. If you survive, well you get to go again.. :-D

    • @lorddisappointment1792
      @lorddisappointment1792 6 років тому +10

      Christopher Smith lmao

    • @pennypay1
      @pennypay1 6 років тому +5

      If you survive, you get a death row pardon. Isn't that the case in the extreme unlikelihood of there being a malfunction with the electric chair?

    • @geopixels6886
      @geopixels6886 6 років тому +1

      Christopher Smith
      “No cruel or unusual punishment”

    • @AxelP666
      @AxelP666 6 років тому

      piddyirishman it’s in the U.S. constitution..we can maybe change it but that’s highly unlikely..

    • @AxelP666
      @AxelP666 6 років тому

      piddyirishman Nah I agree..100%..I just thought maybe you were a kid and didn’t know or from a different country..or both..

  • @loadedx16
    @loadedx16 6 років тому +745

    Neat. I wanna try

    • @hdsporty609
      @hdsporty609 6 років тому +9

      not a good idea....

    • @BlaxkSun
      @BlaxkSun 6 років тому +4

      Pennywise: You Die if You Try

    • @jmoa5758
      @jmoa5758 6 років тому +9

      ergh Natural selection at its finest. Go right ahead.

    • @pepsiman3832
      @pepsiman3832 6 років тому +9

      ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

    • @Mike-ss6ui
      @Mike-ss6ui 6 років тому

      ergh that's dumb

  • @dinonuggiesguy4847
    @dinonuggiesguy4847 3 роки тому +5

    The experience will always remembered for the rest of their lifes

  • @tehangrybird345
    @tehangrybird345 5 років тому +82

    Playing DiRT rally and crashing your Renault Alpine you would experience a force of 64 Gs

  • @annaelise5505
    @annaelise5505 6 років тому +1155

    Couldn’t you, hypothetically, sling out of the atmosphere. By all the force. I mean, you’re dead anyways, so why not fly out in style?!

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 6 років тому +89

      SpacedOut No? You started out at 500m youre not gonna get any higher

    • @hfcred6754
      @hfcred6754 6 років тому +52

      Yeah you cant fly any higher than the hight you started at

    • @thelambsauce7152
      @thelambsauce7152 6 років тому

      Cool

    • @annaelise5505
      @annaelise5505 6 років тому +15

      Ian h no, if you went over the 500m then back up again with such force it flung you up. It obviously isn’t possible, but *if* it was.

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 6 років тому +26

      SpacedOut on a roller coaster, on your trip down the hill, you gather energy. Then to go uphill, you expend that energy. You won't have energy to climb higher than the initial hill you rolled down.

  • @santakillingcreepers
    @santakillingcreepers 6 років тому +65

    Once in a lifetime experience boiz

  • @migacmagic6675
    @migacmagic6675 3 роки тому +19

    Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the grand opening of: The SuiRide!