"Bread Porn" the Perfect Sourdough Loaf
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- Опубліковано 1 бер 2017
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Don't be overwhelmed if your first attempt does not come out nice like this one, I still screw up all the time! Sourdough bread baking is one of the trickiest crafts in the kitchen to master, and thats why I love it so much! #sourdough #breadmaking #homebaking #bread
-Recipe -
300 grams - whole wheat flower
300 grams - all purpose or bread flour
512 grams - water
63 grams - starter
10 grams salt
Milling flour - I’m aware that most people don’t have their own flour mill, so this step is optional, and if you don’t find your self some decent whole wheat flour. If you do mill your own flour make sure you sift some of the bran out to create a high extraction flour and a product that is a little easier to work with
Steps and timing - Adjust timing to your schedule!
3:00pm - combine flour with water and let it sit for at least 1 hour. Ideally you wait 4-5 hours but its not necessary. This step is called Autolyse which hydrates the flour and also develops some sugars in the flour for a better end result
3:00pm feed your starter equal parts (by weight) flour and water and let sit for 4-5 hours until active
7-8:00pm - add the starter to the dough and start your stretch and folds every thirty minutes for the first 2 hours of the bulk rise. On the second or 3rd stretch and fold, add your seasoning of choice to the dough.
10:00pm - stretch and folds are done, cover and let it bulk rise/ferment overnight.
7:00am - dough has risen, give it one last stretch and fold and remove it on the work surface to bench rest for 20-30 minutes.
7:30am - form loaf and place in some sort of proofing basket for 1-2 hours until it has risen (like in video).
8:30am- Preheat heavy pan with lid on at 500 degrees for 1 hour
9:30am - Flip loaf out on parchment paper, score the loaf and transfer to the pan. Put lid on and bake for 20 minutes
9:50am - take lid of, turn over down to 450 and bake uncovered for 20 more minutes
let cool if possible (usually not…) and enjoy!
All music is royalty free from premiumbeats.com
Truth to Tell - Big Score Audio
Chopin - nocturne op. 9 - James Langevin - Навчання та стиль
Gordon Ramsay: *distant meat beating*
Neutral Karma *in British accent* OH IM JUST TENDERIZING IT
You bean hes beating hes french loaf of bread ;)
@@lavarockgaming1229 *in British accent* OI MATE THIS IS THE SHIT
Salt,pepper,olive oil fantastic
That’s enough internet for today, time to report this comment to the internet police
Me: spending countless hours on this loaf of bread for my family
My Kid: Ew it has seeds in it
Time for some ass whooping
Faint belt noises
Why would there be seeds its like adding pineapple to pizza
@@khronoq776 pineapple on pizza is actually good. Some people hate it because it was a trend
@@polastankova yeah its good I cant lie. But it just doesnt feel right on some pizzas as it gives a fruity taste
Nobody:
pansexuals: this is the hottest thing I've seen in my life.
Even inside
lol
Lol
this is funny cause in italian bread is Pane
@@alexfusco2531 in Spanish "bread" is "pan"
this video perfectly captures the feeling somebody that loves cooking feels in a kitchen, the passion, the long hours, the solitude, the relaxation, the quietness, the satisfaction, the reward. this was beautiful.
Mom: what ya watching
Me: bread porn
Mom: .........
Reported for fake news. I was expecting a man cock to penetrate a loaf of bread in the shape of some kind of crevice and in stereo audio too. I'm not a homosexual, but I clicked on bread porn for curiosity's sake.
I’d like your comment but there’s 69 likes
@@Steven-Goat Then it may have a.... yeast infection.
"A pretentious baking video"
Summer Surovik that actually happend to me
The next video i get from youtube:
Bread hentai
My dude your write😂😂😂😂😂 lmaof
The next step is dough hentai, but its okay because the dough isnt actually raw so its legal
so what the bread is fucking a ketchup bottle or getting raped by mustard
@@giangalleros9808 Everything's pixelated, dough (pun intended).
VasileCuSarmale I wanna loom that up but yt is weird so na
Title: "Bread Porn"
Me: *Confused noise*
@@Aviannauts lmao
Well gaved confused title.
@@irwansyahteam2842 gaved
@@irwansyahteam2842 what is gaved
@@irwansyahteam2842 gave?
The hand at 4:22
"Shush, you're going to be perfect. Just a little more time."
Will the bread please tell the court where he touched you.
Bread: everywhere
Haha 69 likes
@meme with birds you got a playlist named "weeb shit".....
Abe G LMFAO F
Blade BloodStorm made it 400 likes and plys
Judge: GUILTY
Friends: Yo what kind if porn u into?
Me: Its complicated
So underrated!
You need to get some new set of friends if they ask you that😂😂
All of your profile pictures scare me, is this a cult gathering or something
Andrew OML LOL DOBBYS COMING
@@kcppanos1639 hey love your vids
4:21 This guy treats his dough as a real lady. So much love!
cut in half and cooked in a pan at 400 degrees celsius?
With the "stay at home" these days, its the perfect time to practice and bake bread. Also, the instrumental music for the final baked bread fits so well, it makes me emotional! I've been watching this video everyday. It's part of my "happy videos" playlist. Thank you for sharing your passion with and inspiring us all!
He looked younger at the start of the video
Sourdough starter can last for years, who knows maybe he started the video in 2006
To be fair he was younger at the start
Owen Loveland lmao yeah by a few minutes
Now ya swe what porn makes with young people
Cuz making bread takes 36 years to make
So when you look at bread think
Damn this shit was made before 9/11
Im not ashamed at all for watching this. Good way to start my moaning.... Morning... I meant morning.
ReyReyloads not bad 7/10
5/7
ReyReyloads 9.9/10.
ReyReyloads no you didn't ... Don't lie
Maybe....
Piano, asmr and bread.
Perfect mix.
I don't think I've ever put this much effort into anything in my entire life. This is beautiful.
It's nice that you guys started cooking crazy things from college, but now you're both professional chefs without even going to a culinary school!
I guess you don't need it...
Thanks to you guys i've been practicing cooking at home, trying a new recipe at a time! I hope you upload more of the "15 minute recipes"
Brothers Green Eats Have you guys worked in restaurants or just self taught? Either way ...love the channel. 🤘👍👏✋👊👌
Nobody:
Collette in Ratatouille: Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen. 0:02
Lmao
Symphony of Crackle...Only good bread sound like that...
I came
Oh I'm feeling it
potcactus funny but you just made me lose where I was in the vid
*clears browsing history*
This is the finest art i’ve ever laid my eyes on.
At 2:16 when it said "mixwell", I felt sad remembering Grandpa from Grandpa Kitchen.
Oh yeah really i remember him too 😩😩😩😩😩😩
RIP
Granpa
Ellis 747
I’ve found a good community
Rest in piece
All this video does is make me appreciate bread more. It takes such a long process
There are much easier ways to make bread.
@@bart9522 this is better only because it's satisfying to watch a crunchy loaf take form, and not a soft piece of less sweet jello with a so called "crust".
I don’t really give a shit what you think buddy
@@thebubbler2832 No one asked you to give a shit buddy
Bred
Hello! Im from Russia
I have been watching your videos about breadbaking for all the time I started to bake. There are not too many videos on your chanel to watch about the bread. But every time I found these videos on YOU TUBE that reminded me about the magic of this process
Thank you!
I guess that the climax is when the dude eats it.
That was a HUGE load.
Yuki Hotta it happens at six minutes and nine seconds
A huge...Loaf.... Lmfaooo
Bread porn? You'd get a yeast infection
the bread gets tested... dont worry
xxHouseInMotionxx pretty sure that too many people didn't get the joke :P
lol exactly.
Clever😂
i have a yeast infection though
Yes , 85 % hydration ..then add a 0.2453 grams of " NA CL " to it ..then benzoafluoren-11-ylacetic acid about 27.876 milligrams . Leave it over for 43200 seconds in the absence of sunlight . Lay down some cellulosic fibres (paper) , let the 54678 kilojoules of thermal energy absorbed in the oven . Bamm! Your bread will be ready in about 900 seconds !
loll haha
nice effort
Did you do an entire research for that one comment-
English
Noelle butcher yes
These are videos that you never search for..but desperately need every once in a while.
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I for one. Do not mind as it expands the horizons of what I watch. Like the crafsman, Check that dude out.
You just copied comments him weeks ago.
@@irwansyahteam2842 Did that, in some way, hurt your feelings or something?
@@irwansyahteam2842 answer me coward
@@Credence0 nvm
can i be the 3 brother that cant cook for shit but comes over to eat the food?
Teawen1234 no that's me I eat the leftovers
From henceforth and forevermore, I will be playing classical piano whilst bread making.
Bravo sir. Artfully done.
Chopin and liszt has the best pieces(my opinion)
Looool
I first read "whilst bread mating"
TUF GamingX is Mr. Fancy
@@ludwigvanbeethoven5176
Yesssss
Am I the only one that notices that the bread when sliced in half looked like a bunny/rabbit.
Yea lol
Ya me too! It looks cute
I can't usee it right now
I thought she'd even play with it for a while..
Hence the term 'ear' from the scoring technique. Rabbit ear.
I dont know how I got here, its almost 4 am and Im enjoying every second of this video lol
UA-cam's video algorithms: Wanna watch bread porn?
Me: No
UA-cam's video algorithms: *Yes*
just like the simulation james charles put me in
Just busted a fat nut
It's still your choice to click or not tho
@@ebc6970 But who wouldn't want to watch bread porn?
@@mingusdingus6959 hmmm muffin lovers?
Very aesthetic. Very pleasant to watch. Straight to the point. Detailed as well.
*10/10*
I tried this yesterday with my first ready starter. It came out almost perfect! Thank you.
This is probably the simplest and nicest video that I've watched on sourdough bread. So encouraging! In a geeky sort of way, I feel working with sourdough is a bit like learning how life works: tweak this here, tweak this there, read up on things, wait, wait, wait, try, try, wait, wait, get some more knowledge, try, make some mistakes, try again, wait, wait, etc, etc, etc. Love this, guys!
6:57 ... just precious. It looks amazing.
4:04 top ten slime recipes with no borax
Bro 2017 ended long ago
well this was normie shit, so i wouldnt like it in 2017 either
Who tf still plays with slime
well i mean, a lot of ppl do play with slime but its kinda dying tbh
Who cares if it's dying ?
Baking with Chopin at the background pure bliss
*A UA-camr who goes straight to the point!*
I'm DREAMING!!
Beating my baguette to this.
Oh no, is the baguette in *pain* ?
Formicidae Inc. i see what you did-
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
*WHEEZE*
oh no poor baguette don't bang it too hard 🥵 🥵🥵
Mom: How your bread doing
Me: it’s fine it’s at 85% hydration
Baking and pastry student here. Baker's % is where flour is 100%. So if a recipient calls for 85% water it means 100g wheat 85g water
@@thebravegallade731 Thanks for explaining!!!
@@thebravegallade731 so he could have called it 85% of the water . What is up with hydration.
@@windsurfer3314 - it's baker/pastry speak. Doctors don't say "cut this shit open and pull out the cancer ball". They say "make an incision (cut) and remove (pull-out) the cancer ball (tumor)".
@@moegermswater is as sophisticated as hydration or scientific. Unnecessarily calling it hydration to sound more professional?
I love the music too. Making it a piece of art. The result was beautiful when you cut the bread.
Sooooo satisfying! I just made bread last night with butternut squash soup and my family gobbled it up! Bread is life!
One thing for you to try when you want the bread to come out of the basket, instead of flipping the bread basket 180 degrees is turning it 90 degree and bang it on the side against the table or where you want the loaf to be. The loaf just rolls out. I succeed more often doing so since it tend not to stick as much to the basket. I learned this from one of the most famous sour dough bakers in Sweden during a course.
My mom: what are you watching
Me: Bread porn
Gordon ramsey: Ayeeee boyyy
Edit: Thanks 4 1.2like"
Cringe comment
@@slamacatgt4296 agreed but ok boomer
@@slamacatgt4296 nahh its not cringe unless you use your imagination
@@gafindio4775 i just did and it makes it 10x cringe.
@@slamacatgt4296 i think ill agreed with you xD yep your right.
Beautiful. So peaceful to watch!
I come back to this video every couple months its so satisfying 😌
Nobody:
UA-cam: *_B R E A D P O R N_*
UA-cam: oh so you like cooking video's *drops 30 GBP of bread porn * prove it fucker
me: (unzipped pants) well haha your the boss
I have celiac disease and this video literally made me cry. I so desperately miss baking bread and eating it. Especially sourdough. This looked wonderful.
Celiac disease makes you intolerent to gluten isn't it? If that's so, you can still bake but with gluten-free flour ^^ Tell me if i'm wrong
alterfalstaff ....sour dough usually doesn't affect celiac patients
@@MrUfojunkiedavid Of course it does, there's still gluten in it. Not as much as in industrially produced bread, where they mix in additional gluten because they don't have time to knead and proof the dough, but still. Sourdough bread is more easily digestible for people who have a hard time digesting gluten, but saying that it doesn't affect celiac patients is just plain wrong. Remember, celiac patients are those who actually get severe digestive problems from gluten, not those new age hippies who think that gluten free means healthy.
@@liamherisson4392 Gluten free flours just don't produce results anywhere close to what's shown in this video. The whole process is less enjoyable, I totally get what alterfalstaff is feeling.
Do you know by chance if you're also allergic to secalinin, or if it's just the wheat glutelins? If not, you could check with your doctor if 100% rye bread is an option for you under certain circumstances. Anyway, I feel your pain!
Bread making IS magical! So is cooking.
The video was so so calming. Almost binged watched it .
You put more love into this bread than good did when he made me
Oh yes, god loves us. Instead of letting us live in the so called afterlife from the beginning, we need to go through prainful existance filled with disease and hatred and world wide problems.
Wake up, god isn't real.
Aden hui Then Adam and Eve weren’t perfect in the first place...
So we are here to suffer because of the fault of two people?
And why would god let us sin? Couldnt he just let everyone into heaven? That way everyone wouldnt "sin"
God loves you so much that he perfected you. :)
I want the free will to have sex before marriage, to eat pork, to have Homosexual friends.
Lmao "free will"
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Thanks so much. I've been baking S. D. B. for 2 years now (every month or 2 or 3). I picked up a new hint yesterday and made my best loaves today.
i almost cried watching the bread get toasted and cut, i felt that
This man must really love bread...
Tomáš me too
Not from the garbage he made......
Stale trash breads better than this rock hard shit
@@shawnfoogle920 but sourbread have a crunchy, caramelized crust. It's not hard. It's just because the crust is crunchy😂
People that eat hard rock burnt food have 0 say in food.
Crunchy is fine.
Literal stones? With 0 taste at all. Nah gtfo
@@shawnfoogle920 You dont know good bread do you?
Dude, the amount of effort you put into this. Respect. I've gotten into baking as of recently and there's alot of different opinions and contradicting information. I'm glad to be seeing you constantly evolving yourself into using different techniques and methods. Your passion for baking just increases my passion. Your breadmaking videos are one of my favorite videos on youtube. Please let this grow out into a series.
Replying cause the breadbros didn't and i wanted to tell ya that yer comment is very appreciable. Fine words chosen and motivational, Keep it going!
I watch this video a couple times every year. Makes me happy.
me too, i've watched this so many times. so relaxing
This is the best bread-making video I have ever seen!
This loaf is more beautiful than me
Uliana Kazantsewa saaaammmeee
Can you people stop talking about sexual deviance like it's supposed to be cool. Twisted minds.....
We know
=)
Pepe We are a proud rapist country. 😁
My mom would probably kill me if I spend this much amount of time on making a bread than studying.
Typical Asian Parents tbh
I hear you my brother... Lolol.. Can't even make chicken nuggets without hearing "omg so much time you are wasting"
Just tell her you are studying the effect of bacteria and fungus on triticum at high temperatures on wet conditions
But what if this was your homework for bread class 🤔 because that was mine 😂
Drop out of college and make Bread every day
just loved that bread peak out slowly from the toaster!
I can't get over the fact that this work of art that took hours and hours to make can be when and disappear in less than 10 minutes
this is the most beautiful video i have ever watched in my entire life
Seb Same... 😀😀😀
Totally agree. This is hands down the most erotic and beautiful food/cooking video I've ever seen, and I've seen a ton.
The music makes it sounds like Hannibal Lecter did this.
How so you ignant POS? It's one of Chopin's most famous composition of classical music.
@@Pinhead101 it's a joke chill dude
From the tv series one not antony Hopkins
Khánh Nguyễn Trọng I don’t agree but ok sure.
@@Pinhead101 you really are a pin head huh?
Few videos that are impossible to leave without liking it.
Mike, this video is a masterpiece! Thanks for doing that. Inspired me a lot!
I am not easily impressed... but you impressed me.
Yeah everyone is talking about the title
But is anyone going to talk about how delicious the bread is?
Yeah i mean it looks so nice like WTF i want to eat it in breakfast
With a nice coffee and eggs
And bacon
Don't talk to me Im useless me too
@@experience1735You're grammar is cringy.
There’s something so basic, yet, magical about bread making that, despite someone like me having very minimal experience in the kitchen, can enjoy watching happen
Oh my! It looks so delicious 😋 Great video from start to finish.
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do
Edit: 69 likes nice
Oh god
No it's Christian porn 😂
@Naruto Shikamaru wtf ahahah
@Naruto Shikamaru woah calm down satan
no
I sleep with womans, but sometimes breads.
Women
Wamen
Wuman
@@frederikschulp wemen
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This brings a tear to the eye.
What a beautiful bread ballet! Thanks, Mike!
Before playing this vid i literally lowered my volume
Hahaha
Yea same 😂
Why?
HAHAHA SAME
@@slamacatgt4296 you don't get it
get you a man who loves you as much as this dude loves bread , no but seriously this video is Perfect 😂❤
Thank u Mike, I love that video so much! 10 out of 10 stars. Btw. since looking at Mike's video's my bread baking developed from good to amazing. May the dough be with u....
I really enjoyed this! My starter is one week old tomorrow. Can’t wait until I can finally try to make bread with it!
This was legitimately one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen like I’m not even that into like fine dining and shit this is just genuinely filmed and edited perfectly I love it
This was honestly so calming to watch. As a kid, I would watch my parents make bread, tend to a vegetable garden, plant flowers, cook, clean, etc. It made me appreciate work done with hands. It's hard work but it's so rewarding! I hope to one day make my own bread, have a vegetable garden, and cook delicious meals. My parents weren't perfect but I love that I have these memories with them. Controversial but I really look forward to being a stay at home mom so that I can do all that. I just hope to make time for it all....
Wonderful!
So incredible! I’m definitely making this! Thank you so much ❤️
The audio with my favourite classical song in the back>>>>>
This is literally Bread Porn, the music, the video angle, the way you touch the dough and bread.. i think i have a breadgasm right now :D oh well great content! please make more
Qayl Arceus BREADGASM AHAAHAHAH
Kuch bhi😶😂😂
Now I’m hungry. Can’t wait to bake!
Are you charles boyle??
The dough had enough rest than my entire life... 😂😂😂
doesn't make any sense at all.
VijfBarkie.
How?
Same😴
@@kingcp0878 What is the sentence supposed to mean?
@@nightspicer the dough rested more and longer than Harry Batox did in his entire life
made my first two loaves - thanks for inspiring - beautiful video this one
You just made me salivate. That looks so yummy!!! I want it!
Mom- "hey kiddo whatcha watching"
Me- just some bread porn
Riley 7u7 😂
Im dying!!!
Lol
i want someone to kare for me the way he cares for his loaf
Bread making is indeed magical and especially sour dough
I made this bread today. Halved the recipe and I got to say the taste & smell is amazing. I added almond flakes along onion & garlic powder, sesame & poppy seeds according to your recipe.
Too bad my oven can only bake up to 150c due to faulty oven so it didn't rise too much but it's still fine. I bake for almost an hour. It's just yummy.
Thanks for the recipe!
Not my proudest fap
People talk about food porn! I didn't know it was a real thing.
Ethan Seiler 😂😂
For me it’s the best one so far
Hahahahahaha
Ethan Seiler ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WHYYYYY DID YOU TOAST IT, IT WAS PERFECT!!!!
Pastel Macaroon665 a man can do anything with his read like mas.......master it I meant master it!or....eat it
no. It was burnt before he toasted it.
The timing of that final cadence in the Chopin with the bread being revealed inside the Dutch oven... That was beautiful. And damn I want that bread!!
I’m gonna try this today and I’m so excited !! 👏🏽👏🏽
Why the hell im crying over a bread?
You're propably pansexual
I feel you brother.
I’d bring this bread to a steak dinner in a nice place in new york if I had my way with it.
@@tarkuscameback1621
*you gonna give the bread a big white baguette?*
Jerome Tolentino ;)
*moM I WaTCheD PorN!*
*oOf*
Now that's an *EBIC VICTORY ROYALE*
This appeared on my recomendations, but...this....is PURE ART!
Kkkkkkkkk the background music, sounds, and filmings, fantastic lol
Great video, I was truly mesmerized.