20 Wilderness Survival & Camping Tips!

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  • @Pigeon274
    @Pigeon274 6 років тому +3849

    i really love how there's no intro it's just right to the point

    • @0202fran
      @0202fran 4 роки тому +29

      Yeah.. i really don't know why youtubers like TheGameTheorists have 5 minute intros.. i mean the reason i clicked on the video was becuase i read the title

    • @panedole
      @panedole 4 роки тому +6

      Many thanks, I been tryin to find out about "survival stories of natural disasters" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you heard people talk about - Genaniel Ponebastian Framework - (should be on google have a look ) ? It is a good exclusive product for discovering how to survive natural disasters without the hard work. Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my buddy got excellent success with it.

    • @GonzoTehGreat
      @GonzoTehGreat 4 роки тому +18

      This is pretty much a model UA-cam video. Packed with interesting and useful content, no time wasted, no unnecessary talking at the camera and narrated at a decent pace, instead of speaking so slowly it puts people to sleep. Alfie is da man!

    • @leftertiberiuvlad
      @leftertiberiuvlad 4 роки тому +1

      Lovely Video clip! Sorry for the intrusion, I would appreciate your thoughts. Have you tried - Mahorrla Surviving Help Method (do a google search)? It is a good one of a kind product for protecting your family during a national crisis without the normal expense. Ive heard some incredible things about it and my work buddy after a lifetime of fighting got astronomical results with it.

    • @koalaboygaming346
      @koalaboygaming346 4 роки тому +3

      Yep he gets straight to the point, unlike other UA-cam is that explain and showcase every single item that they have.

  • @Aroga-xn9ft
    @Aroga-xn9ft 5 років тому +2720

    Can we just appreciate that instead of spending a minute and 20 seconds rambling about what he's gonna talk about in the beginning of the video, he immediately began with the tips?

    • @cassandraxoxo7473
      @cassandraxoxo7473 4 роки тому +31

      i had to restart the video cause i thought i missed it xd

    • @beanreview5803
      @beanreview5803 4 роки тому +1

      Aroga0811 😑🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔👍

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 4 роки тому +5

      That’s the exact time for him to make it to ten minutes

    • @zorell7625
      @zorell7625 4 роки тому +4

      This is just superb, I've been looking for "kids survival skills" for a while now, and I think this has helped. You ever tried - Lidacoob Protection Percipience - (Have a quick look on google cant remember the place now ) ? Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my co-worker got excellent success with it.

    • @hiralykowalski6825
      @hiralykowalski6825 4 роки тому +8

      This is the way how every youtuber should make videos in almost any topic

  • @kcmn0089
    @kcmn0089 4 роки тому +1016

    Damn, he's proving that best survival tool is Knowledge.

    • @vortex2797
      @vortex2797 4 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @MrSwigs
      @MrSwigs 3 роки тому +2

      We have the holy number of likes. Whom disrespects thy number, shall be exiled.

    • @otakusensei3549
      @otakusensei3549 3 роки тому +2

      And ingenuity and industriasness.

    • @themessiahsgovernmentofint2169
      @themessiahsgovernmentofint2169 2 роки тому +1

      For all knowledge, press channel. Investing is coordinated extraction measuring on a world scale using the universal human suit. We are out of debt now.

    • @cloner-x9760
      @cloner-x9760 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrSwigs holy fuck
      How the hell is it still 777

  • @jonahkabonah1039
    @jonahkabonah1039 5 років тому +3051

    0:24
    shit i need to go hunting but i have no arrows
    *fires a bunch of shots into the air to collect the casings*
    ahhh this will do.

    • @sennengoroshi139
      @sennengoroshi139 5 років тому +99

      Arrows can be reused.

    • @jonahkabonah1039
      @jonahkabonah1039 5 років тому +129

      @@sennengoroshi139 i'd imagine a makeshift bullet casing arrow wouldn't be in very good condition after the first use

    • @sennengoroshi139
      @sennengoroshi139 5 років тому +29

      @@jonahkabonah1039 Unless you just fix it

    • @jonahkabonah1039
      @jonahkabonah1039 5 років тому +56

      @@sennengoroshi139 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @sabinekatsavrias4422
      @sabinekatsavrias4422 5 років тому +4

      lol

  • @udavidism
    @udavidism 3 роки тому +126

    When looking for dry wood to start a fire, even if it's been raining, look at the bottom limbs of trees for small dead branches that are still attached. They are dry and pine branches have rosin in them that will make them burn even better. Great video!

  • @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
    @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 3 роки тому +125

    It's so useful that he gets straight to the point its saves lots of time while getting attacked by a hoard of zombies!

    • @ii_ixq997
      @ii_ixq997 2 роки тому

      So true! I just got raided by 1000 zombies outside my door and this is so helpful!

    • @mazz85-
      @mazz85- Рік тому

      @@ii_ixq997 What if they are n a z i zombies ?

    • @dazdeluxe6672
      @dazdeluxe6672 10 місяців тому

      its been the brink of ww3 for long time, and You are on about nazi zombies? @@mazz85-

  • @kiardothefirst8011
    @kiardothefirst8011 5 років тому +1026

    *Use house keys to saw wood to survive*
    *get home, can't get in because you've ground it down that much*
    *end up dying outside your house.*

    • @piperplimmyplymouth
      @piperplimmyplymouth 5 років тому +14

      Uncle Bobby it’s a joke, dumb dumb head

    • @piperplimmyplymouth
      @piperplimmyplymouth 5 років тому +3

      Uncle Bobby cringe

    • @Unclebobby82
      @Unclebobby82 5 років тому +1

      @@piperplimmyplymouth How is anything is said cringe? LMAO

    • @gth77s
      @gth77s 5 років тому +1

      @@Unclebobby82 Criiiiinge

    • @Unclebobby82
      @Unclebobby82 5 років тому

      @@gth77s CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @charlottebrunner8018
    @charlottebrunner8018 5 років тому +2056

    Luckily, I am lost in woods with WiFi.

    • @theyellowbrad8168
      @theyellowbrad8168 5 років тому +66

      Download a Messenger and call someone

    • @lemime738
      @lemime738 5 років тому +16

      @@theyellowbrad8168 lol xd

    • @cerulean5299
      @cerulean5299 5 років тому +40

      @@theyellowbrad8168 nigga moment

    • @quintinhighsmith3807
      @quintinhighsmith3807 5 років тому +61

      U supposed to look this kinda stuff up before you end up in the woods

    • @charlottebrunner8018
      @charlottebrunner8018 5 років тому +8

      Quintin Highsmith I hadn’t downloaded UA-cam yet so I decided to download it

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 років тому +168

    Cheese puffs can also be used in survival situation:
    -You can eat them to feed your hunger
    -You can use them as bait to catch wild animals
    -You can use them to start fires, since they're highly flammable.

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj 5 років тому +26

      Why not carry a small packet of dehydrated water? Just add water! 😈

    • @piersonm5574
      @piersonm5574 4 роки тому +4

      Use them as a water filter :/

    • @peggasuslover3148
      @peggasuslover3148 4 роки тому +1

      @@piersonm5574 cant tell if you're joking or if that would actually work

    • @zero8xkira
      @zero8xkira 3 роки тому

      @@peggasuslover3148 i can confirm the use as bait. While they're still crunchy is when fish go for them. After they're soggy they pretty much slide off. So only really good for about 5min at a time but hey if you don't catch anything you can still eat the rest of the bag.

    • @dalepete2854
      @dalepete2854 3 роки тому +3

      Doritos are really flammable also must be the fake cheese that we eat

  • @jdg2313
    @jdg2313 5 років тому +473

    5 minute crafts are a joke
    Troom Troom is a joke
    You my man, real and useful

    • @4n5h327
      @4n5h327 5 років тому +4

      Troom Troom are just school c*cks...

    • @dave7825
      @dave7825 4 роки тому +4

      School is also crap, they should teach something like this not those stupid algebra and calculus ecuations

    • @alexmcginnis01
      @alexmcginnis01 4 роки тому +3

      5 minute crafts- lEtS maKe A PiEce OF GarBaGe ThAt You WilL neVeR UsE thAt uSEs aLl yOur MoNeY oN soMeThiNG ThaT TaKEs HouRS tO MaKE .-.

    • @alexmcginnis01
      @alexmcginnis01 4 роки тому +1

      afootineachworld some is 100% needed but others not unless your going into the medical field or something

    • @angelinasingh4566
      @angelinasingh4566 4 роки тому

      @@dave7825 now a lot of people miss school but idc I don't have real friends to miss

  • @Jyrsky
    @Jyrsky 5 років тому +3341

    Number 1:
    Punch a tree
    Number 2:
    Make a crafting table

    • @jonthegod00
      @jonthegod00 5 років тому +36

      thanks :D

    • @Jyrsky
      @Jyrsky 5 років тому +10

      Woo 100 likes

    • @yamiyo_sag4637
      @yamiyo_sag4637 5 років тому +14

      Lol is like minecraft

    • @Jyrsky
      @Jyrsky 5 років тому +5

      Woo 200 Likes

    • @Thatonebandnerd
      @Thatonebandnerd 5 років тому +30

      Number 3:
      Kill sheep to get wool for a bed

  • @Jacob-ke6cj
    @Jacob-ke6cj 5 років тому +153

    I once camped behind my house ...... still can't believe I survived the night. But i'm a self made man

  • @oxalek8220
    @oxalek8220 5 років тому +733

    You can also knock out a few front teeth with a club & then sharpen the jagged stumps with a rock and just go full caveman on any unwary prey.

    • @dynamicdan7888
      @dynamicdan7888 5 років тому +141

      you can also cut your arm off and sharpen the bone into a spear or knife for unwise prey

    • @oxalek8220
      @oxalek8220 5 років тому +37

      LOL, the right to bear arms is guaranteed!

    • @ibtyx1
      @ibtyx1 5 років тому +5

      That’s actually a good idea

    • @moorpissa
      @moorpissa 5 років тому +5

      That's my kind of humor 😂

    • @Wildwestwrangler
      @Wildwestwrangler 5 років тому +9

      @@dynamicdan7888 it might not be effective, but it's werf a short!!!

  • @Henbu
    @Henbu 7 років тому +22

    alfie youve got far too much talent and creativity to not upload on a regular basis. when i saw you got a new video i shit my pants. GREAT to see you upload again man, huge inspiration to me

  • @somedolphin5170
    @somedolphin5170 5 років тому +184

    6:35 when you unlock a weapon skin in a video game

  • @Ousman0407
    @Ousman0407 7 років тому +286

    Dude, that compass thing is the most useful thing ive learnt so far, thats genius

    • @Vacated204
      @Vacated204 7 років тому +2

      TheELLanOs to be fair you could just look at the sun, but I guess if it's cloudy...?

    • @brendanfrerich1264
      @brendanfrerich1264 7 років тому +1

      👽MrHalcyonmusic👽 Also, Sun gives you general direction, it changes angle depending on the time of year.

    • @enocherone
      @enocherone 7 років тому +8

      You could always get stranded in a place where it rains a lot and wont see the sun on a continous basis. Alternative ways to find direction is always useful

    • @Ousman0407
      @Ousman0407 7 років тому +1

      i knew that, but the needle one is way cooler

    • @bobfrapples4146
      @bobfrapples4146 7 років тому +1

      It works if you use a magnetic metal, but stainless steel is NOT magnetic. He was mistaken about that idea.

  • @SharpWorks
    @SharpWorks 7 років тому +1837

    Man, I wish I lived in an area where flint was a common rock!

    • @Kiptytude
      @Kiptytude 7 років тому +99

      IKR!
      They virtually do not even exist where I live. it's bugged me a lot.
      But then again, with survival skills....
      The whole world can be your home ;)

    • @chambered1160
      @chambered1160 7 років тому +5

      Sharp Works I know me 2!

    • @bluey1610
      @bluey1610 7 років тому +31

      Sharp Works I can send you some, there's loads where I live

    • @MrSIXGUNZ
      @MrSIXGUNZ 7 років тому +4

      NKH Wilson lucky lol

    • @zk420zk
      @zk420zk 7 років тому +5

      Where do you live, the Sahara desert?

  • @artemisarrow179
    @artemisarrow179 3 роки тому +10

    Thank for this video. I was in a plane crash about 2 hours ago and I’m stranded in the Alaskan wilderness so this video is really proving useful :)

  • @mxchevy4831
    @mxchevy4831 6 років тому +3074

    *puts piping hot rocks in boots*
    *forgets about rocks*
    *puts boots on*

    • @therookie710
      @therookie710 6 років тому +20

      Tjats something Patrick Star would do

    • @mailmeglueplease
      @mailmeglueplease 6 років тому +60

      If a dude screams like hell and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

    • @therookie710
      @therookie710 6 років тому +24

      N O R M A L H U M A N
      I sure heard myself lol

    • @howardchernikoff4645
      @howardchernikoff4645 6 років тому +5

      May lead to trench foot.

    • @ppbeast91
      @ppbeast91 6 років тому +2

      awd_drift that was a lame joke!

  • @Headwind-sw9eh
    @Headwind-sw9eh 7 років тому +37

    I've been bushcrafting for over 49 years, and all I can say is about this video is, 'Fantastic!' Keep producing Alfie!

  • @richardkipphorn3309
    @richardkipphorn3309 Рік тому +2

    Fyi, the needle trick doesn’t need a magnet to work. You can rub the needle on a piece of fine cloth, eg silk, to galvanize the needle via static electricity.
    Great video! I love all the ways you show us how to use a dead phone.

  • @travisamy5610
    @travisamy5610 7 років тому +1155

    Can't wait for the next one in a year

  • @SandlapperSam
    @SandlapperSam 5 років тому +1142

    I just use my belly button lint for my tinder.

    • @stefanpigford6891
      @stefanpigford6891 5 років тому +26

      LMFAO 😂 😂

    • @RIVRONLYONE
      @RIVRONLYONE 5 років тому +15

      wtf

    • @bojackson3073
      @bojackson3073 5 років тому +71

      funny, thats what got me kicked off tinder.

    • @_s_9920
      @_s_9920 5 років тому +19

      tactical tinder storage, natural fibres covered in oil and grease. Evolution is marvelous!

    • @rxonmymind8362
      @rxonmymind8362 5 років тому +8

      *Looking at hairiest dude in group*
      You! Start ripping the chest hairs of yourself. We need a fire starter..(His girlfriend smiles BIG)
      "GAAAAAHHHH!"

  • @Dan-dd9mm
    @Dan-dd9mm Рік тому +2

    Just love the compass trick just love it when I learn something new, thanks for sharing bro

  • @LZGam1ng
    @LZGam1ng 7 років тому +567

    Bro, you're literally my favorite UA-camr. When I saw that notification I clicked on it faster then I ever have for any video.

  • @spacelite1896
    @spacelite1896 5 років тому +401

    My tips if you find trash in the forest means you are approaching a residential area

    • @sextuspompeius1266
      @sextuspompeius1266 5 років тому +65

      Or a spot where people get drunk so that no one interrupts them

    • @RawDoggin_78
      @RawDoggin_78 5 років тому +9

      SpaceLite tHanks CaPtaIn oBViOuS

    • @YouAreStarDust
      @YouAreStarDust 5 років тому

      Baris Cankaya 😂😂

    • @YouAreStarDust
      @YouAreStarDust 5 років тому +6

      Oh really?! I thought a SPIDER put it there

    • @InspireLift225
      @InspireLift225 5 років тому +1

      Issac Arellano aye same last name

  • @fearfulpixel6165
    @fearfulpixel6165 3 роки тому +76

    I’m planning to write a story where the characters needed survival skills, and this video was absolutely perfect 👍

    • @winyessir8987
      @winyessir8987 3 роки тому +4

      /gamemode c

    • @gabnimations3205
      @gabnimations3205 2 роки тому +3

      we would love to hear it,!

    • @nathanoher4865
      @nathanoher4865 2 роки тому +1

      That sounds like a great idea!

    • @dalehood1846
      @dalehood1846 Рік тому

      @fearfulpixel, I wish you success on your story. Would love to read it when finished. GOD bless and all the best.

    • @susanp.collins7834
      @susanp.collins7834 Рік тому +1

      Read Jean George's book 'My Side Of The Mountain'.

  • @yourmindvstheworld5807
    @yourmindvstheworld5807 7 років тому +359

    These survival skills will come in handy sooner than you think.

    • @depressoexpresso5013
      @depressoexpresso5013 5 років тому +9

      ...... Wym

    • @zorls
      @zorls 5 років тому +9

      @@depressoexpresso5013 what do you think he means....

    • @wildcard2219
      @wildcard2219 5 років тому +27

      Didn’t know we had a fortune teller in our midst

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 5 років тому +29

      **one year later**

    • @iMikey30
      @iMikey30 5 років тому +25

      It's been a year, how sooner?

  • @heruhcanedean
    @heruhcanedean 7 років тому +233

    Holy fuck, I thought you misidentified a mushroom or something. Welcome back

    • @WestW3st
      @WestW3st 7 років тому +16

      watch your mouth

    • @osamabinliftin1981
      @osamabinliftin1981 7 років тому +12

      Cody Wilson fuck off

    • @AlfieAesthetics
      @AlfieAesthetics  7 років тому +82

      How dare you suggest such a thing !

    • @virterisvirteris856
      @virterisvirteris856 7 років тому +14

      HAHHAHAAH THATS FUCKING FUNNY,
      holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck

    • @youtubeuser377
      @youtubeuser377 7 років тому +6

      this is so FUCKING FUNNY

  • @xi-Jinping-1st
    @xi-Jinping-1st 5 років тому +155

    I stuck hot rocks inside my trainers they melted

    • @fredrikcarlen3212
      @fredrikcarlen3212 5 років тому +5

      Lol what did you expect? I don't know how he could recommend this.

    • @vapormissile
      @vapormissile 5 років тому +6

      I assumed he would use his hands or something, so the rocks wouldn't melt or burn the boots. I saw him using those giant chopsticks, and I imagined some poor guy trying to survive -drops the smoking-hot rocks into his Danners & watches them melt out through the bottom of the heel. (sand trombone sound, You Have Died of trenchfoot.)

    • @jonasstockton1546
      @jonasstockton1546 5 років тому +34

      You must have incredibly rank trainers to melt rocks.

    • @vapormissile
      @vapormissile 5 років тому

      "Step aside, Butch."

    • @civotamuaz5781
      @civotamuaz5781 5 років тому +2

      bruh they have to be really really wet

  • @PantsuMann
    @PantsuMann 7 років тому +345

    Ohoho! Slap me twice an call me a bitch! He's back!!

    • @rodamcdat1640
      @rodamcdat1640 7 років тому +18

      bitch

    • @devalcars5873
      @devalcars5873 7 років тому +6

      what if i slap you three times?

    • @stevenswm9844
      @stevenswm9844 7 років тому +2

      So, you want it to be a true dbl-Bitch-Slap?!

    • @PantsuMann
      @PantsuMann 7 років тому +2

      Slap me seven times for my seven asses.

    • @1337Gameplayer
      @1337Gameplayer 7 років тому +2

      Seven asses. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 asses.

  • @ChrisBryer
    @ChrisBryer 7 років тому +162

    Holly shit! You'er not dead.

    • @Alejandromunoz-yx6wj
      @Alejandromunoz-yx6wj 7 років тому +47

      Of course he ain´t dead, he is alfie, the most hardcore youtuber ever!

    • @zk420zk
      @zk420zk 7 років тому +15

      N3rdSci3nc3 - He's just been living in the woods for a year with Chuck Norris.

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 7 років тому +1

      True. He would make feather sticks out of Chuck Norris; that's how tough he is.

  • @sumsis5051
    @sumsis5051 3 роки тому +1

    This is the best survival video I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen aloooot

  • @andyisyoda
    @andyisyoda 7 років тому +169

    Excellent video. Really good tips. Have to disagree with your filter. Just a t-shirt is better. Leeds university did a study into the effectiveness of different improvised water filters and that's what they found. Other than that fantastic work - well done.

    • @phelimheming8593
      @phelimheming8593 5 років тому +1

      A nylon sock is the best of all. Also, it should be imbued with layers of sand and charcoal. I hear that you need not cook the water in a plastic bottle. If you expose it to bright sun in a warm environment it will kill most bugs, but probably not botulinum

    • @plusbonus1165
      @plusbonus1165 5 років тому

      @Joyce Williams Hey Joyce I dont have a t-shirt can I use your undies.....huh..huh..can I.

    • @redtsun67
      @redtsun67 5 років тому +7

      If you're with a female, ask her to take her bra off. Don't give me that look; hard cup bras are really good filters.

    • @josemarin255
      @josemarin255 4 роки тому

      Thanks for the Video! Forgive me for chiming in, I am interested in your thoughts. Have you thought about - Saankramer Land Protection System (erm, check it on google should be there)? It is a great exclusive guide for Learning how to survive following a crisis without the normal expense. Ive heard some unbelievable things about it and my m8 finally got great results with it.

    • @TheCytb
      @TheCytb 3 роки тому

      @@phelimheming8593 sunlight does not kill bacteries

  • @--Paws--
    @--Paws-- 5 років тому +100

    4:09 I made this as a science fair project long ago in elementary school but my teacher was not convinced.

    • @coopergoss350
      @coopergoss350 5 років тому +1

      You can get very gritty with it to. From stones to sand

    • @jasonmeinhart8525
      @jasonmeinhart8525 5 років тому +8

      If you add a layer of charcoal on the top, and have fine sand on the bottom, then you'll have more clear of a filtered water, but I'd recommend still boiling it.

    • @austonsmith536
      @austonsmith536 4 роки тому

      He will be eaten first??? As in... he will be cannibalized first due to dying? :/

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 3 роки тому +1

    Backwoods bathing tip, use wood ash and water to wash your hands. Wood ash contains potash, adding water activates the potash into a lye, which will help wash oils from the skin and the course ash is a great exfoliant.

  • @TAOutdoors
    @TAOutdoors 7 років тому +126

    Finally dude!!!

  • @MoonshineSazerac
    @MoonshineSazerac 7 років тому +20

    I legit think I broke my mouse clicking so hard. Glad to have you back.

  • @poppy7186
    @poppy7186 5 років тому +4

    i love how you didn't do a long introduction (or at intro at all) it's my biggest pet peeves of UA-cam so you have gained a sub my good man

  • @jasonmcdaniel7878
    @jasonmcdaniel7878 7 років тому +59

    There I was scrolling pretty fast through my subscription videos page. Then all of the sudden I passed something that looked familiar. I said wait a minute was that an Alfie video. *CLICK!*

    • @kmonnier
      @kmonnier 7 років тому +6

      Jason McDaniel Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @osamabinliftin1981
      @osamabinliftin1981 7 років тому +1

      Jason McDaniel cool story

  • @Vonzolicious
    @Vonzolicious 7 років тому +250

    just learned more from Alfie in 8:42 than from watching 3 seasons of Bear Grylls.

    • @connorbraun7305
      @connorbraun7305 6 років тому +6

      Nah fam, Bear Grylls is really incredible.

    • @GTAmerc
      @GTAmerc 6 років тому +1

      Well you can rapid fire quick facts, and you can learn stuff while being entertained from Bear. They both have their individual goals.

    • @juliangarner56
      @juliangarner56 6 років тому +4

      Gary Well, I for one am VERY entertained, as well as informed, by this guy!

    • @Yahya_sindhi1502
      @Yahya_sindhi1502 6 років тому

      You can't do better than Bear Grylls so shut up you fat piece of shit

    • @PatrickLavigne
      @PatrickLavigne 6 років тому +3

      @@Yahya_sindhi1502 You mad bro?!

  • @kallehallo9684
    @kallehallo9684 21 день тому +1

    Richtig gute brauchbare Tipps, sehr gut erzählt. Ohne Schnickschnack, Klasse. 🤩🤩🤩

  • @jan_bsk3087
    @jan_bsk3087 7 років тому +98

    First reaction: Yay new alfie video
    Second reaction: He didnt just cut 2 holes in his fuckin pack
    xD

    • @SnakeVenomTV12191
      @SnakeVenomTV12191 7 років тому +3

      it's probably a cheap one that cost him like $15

    • @jan_bsk3087
      @jan_bsk3087 7 років тому

      if it is his wisport sparrow, it costs a bit more D:

    • @hm6448
      @hm6448 7 років тому

      Steven Ratmansky wtf

    • @magicpotato1388
      @magicpotato1388 7 років тому +4

      Random Dude Its a polish army backpack caled wisport sparros 35l it costs about 60£ or 70$ for the fat amarican.

    • @hm6448
      @hm6448 7 років тому

      Magic Potato ok

  • @PariahSojourner
    @PariahSojourner 7 років тому +67

    Damn, Alfie, it's been so long I thought you got civilized or some such nonsense. Good to see you back!!

  • @ecrusch
    @ecrusch 5 років тому +25

    Hope I never need these, but they're sure good to know.
    Thanks.

  • @westy5654
    @westy5654 7 років тому +6

    My boy. The wait for your videos is worth it everytime.

  • @edenbreckhouse
    @edenbreckhouse 5 років тому +5

    I'm not sure which is better - the fantastic tips or the laconic delivery of Alfie. Either way, just brilliant.

  • @JohnVDenley
    @JohnVDenley Рік тому +1

    excellent, no messing around, and all useful!

  • @Blarm
    @Blarm 7 років тому +27

    the mobile phone circuit board arrow head - what a beast!

    • @MrDeanguy
      @MrDeanguy 6 років тому +2

      Blair Maclennan yeah it was like mixing 2000 bc with 2000 ad

  • @pablobaesler3447
    @pablobaesler3447 7 років тому +34

    Legends said that you were murdered by a bear
    But now you're reborn.
    I love you alfie.

  • @dawnmichele6847
    @dawnmichele6847 3 роки тому +1

    This is by far one of the quickest basic training for survival videos ever

  • @T800-k5b
    @T800-k5b 3 роки тому +3

    He changed the thumbnail, he's back!!!

  • @nicholaswilliams4336
    @nicholaswilliams4336 2 роки тому +19

    One tip for all you tent campers, always carry a role of pvc tape. When erecting these new tents with long poles made up from small sections you can stick the small sections together with the tape so that they stay together when you slide them through . Also you can use tape to hold together bean poles maybe even frames for survival shelters

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 роки тому +1

      PVC tape is total crap, just use gaffa/duct tape.

    • @jansteyn7477
      @jansteyn7477 3 місяці тому

      Some great hints, polystyrene also makes a good fite starter.
      I love the fairy candles, especially those that you cant blow out, they excellent..

  • @obscurelines
    @obscurelines 3 роки тому +1

    I have a pine tree in my garden. Mosquitos love it. They love it. They don't avoid it at all.

  • @fly88l
    @fly88l 5 років тому +7

    6:38 there was something so sad yet so funny about seeing one of humanities more recent and most complicated inventions being repurposed for one of the most simple and earliest. Love this guy!!!!!!

  • @SanduTheMountainDweller
    @SanduTheMountainDweller 5 років тому +5

    Cheers guys, I run a games studio with a team of 10 and we're making a survival game that actually has survival in it, not like most of the current unrealistic games. We're looking forward for people who genuinely love and understand survival to guide us on the small things. Our level of realism is like, the player can really do anything, but everything has its consequences, just like in real life if you were to be faced with a survival situation, I mean he can build bed out of anything, add and remove layers, sand, dirt, leaves, anything, elevate or not elevate the bed with wood or other things, even sleep on the ground, but for instance sleeping on the ground surely won't do you good, he can really make whatever he wants, also for example if you're wounded, depends on the type of wound but you could close the wound dozens of different ways, some ways could lead to dangerous consequences, or let it heal on it own, obviously that depends on your health, and yes there's all the health variables, then there's desieses, infections, ways to treat yourself with plants etc, filter water, purify water, or drinking it right off the bat but that has its obvious health consequences, also depends on what kind of water you drink, even the food, geez i mean we already have a lot of things and I can't say them all here, but it's pretty much EVERYTHING you would expect a survival game to have, but none do. Think of it this way "Survival Simulator". What would a REAL person really need, feel and experience the need of/lack of when in a survival situation. Thing is, we surely are missing some stuff, we're still making a list of all these small and unique mechanics we need.
    > Does anyone here want any specific survival mechanic in it? If so please then let me know and I'll give you a contact of mine so that we can talk, we can also discuss it here, thank you!

  • @paulofelipebbraga9634
    @paulofelipebbraga9634 3 роки тому +5

    I gotta say, this is the only channel in the entire youtube that i think it should not have the number of dislikes shown.
    Your videos are soo fucking cool and useful man, keep up with the good work.

  • @craiggriffiths4983
    @craiggriffiths4983 6 років тому +6

    Bro, come back! You were the best source for us guys in the UK that wasn't all gear and no idea!

  • @anonymous-ds3mc
    @anonymous-ds3mc 4 роки тому +7

    1:28 For a second there i thought you were gonna recomend lighting socks on fire xd

  • @Susano2024
    @Susano2024 5 років тому +2

    I am from Brazil and practical survivalism ... I went to see your video just now ... what excellent content ... thank you for the content.👏👏👏👏🇧🇷🇺🇸

  • @william_2610
    @william_2610 7 років тому +21

    I ascended to a greater form of consciousness after seeing this in my sub box.

  • @SkulduggeryGaunt
    @SkulduggeryGaunt 7 років тому +4

    Best thing happening to me this year so far.

  • @Monsoon_Thunder420
    @Monsoon_Thunder420 2 роки тому

    watching that add makes me miss my great great grandparents its a good thing i still remeber all the stuff they taught me and i hope one day to pass that on to my future kids so they grow up the right way

  • @MA-nx3xj
    @MA-nx3xj 4 роки тому +12

    Something deep about that high-tech PCB ground into a timeless arrowhead...

  • @likidysquidwater772
    @likidysquidwater772 4 роки тому +22

    I love that when his iPhone battery died, he just started destroying it LMAOOOO

    • @bongyx7454
      @bongyx7454 4 роки тому +4

      It aint iphone

    • @deadchannel5933
      @deadchannel5933 4 роки тому +1

      @@bongyx7454 WHATEVER IT DOESN'T MATTER! JUST STFU AND ENJOY THE JOKE!
      I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

    • @deadchannel5933
      @deadchannel5933 4 роки тому

      @Cooper Williams no u
      And plus: Stop responding to these kind of comments 1 month late!
      Just wake up, and stop commenting on these type of comments when you know it's pretty late! You're 1 month late! Nobody cares about that comment anymore!

    • @deadchannel5933
      @deadchannel5933 4 роки тому

      @@isfayurr whatever

    • @somerandompersonontheinter1038
      @somerandompersonontheinter1038 3 роки тому +1

      @@deadchannel5933 I M 6 M O N T H S L A T E

  • @dogsareawomansbestfriend
    @dogsareawomansbestfriend 3 роки тому +2

    I love the idea of using the pine needles as a way of keeping mosquitos away!!

    • @KeruuKat
      @KeruuKat 3 роки тому

      Bracken fern is also a good repellent!

  • @kuribo1
    @kuribo1 7 років тому +26

    Holy shit where was I? You had been gone so long I thought you stopped making videos. Then this pops up already four months on....better late than never I suppose.

  • @seancronen7549
    @seancronen7549 7 років тому +7

    Lol Alfie has my favorite fanbase in all of UA-cam.

  • @gla7060
    @gla7060 5 років тому

    one of the simplest but best survival videos on youtube .... make a smile on my face and i can use it. thanks

  • @KaitlinBarrington
    @KaitlinBarrington 5 років тому +99

    Alfie you sexy thing, thanks for including qualifications for Southern Hemisphere people 😄

  • @chiraq_q7888
    @chiraq_q7888 5 років тому +14

    The way He said the filthy dirty putrid pond water had me dying😭

  • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
    @xdmztryvsvedine2773 2 роки тому +1

    Wow. I’m really impressed by the bottle magnifying glass. I think I’m gonna just do that for fun haha

  • @CrysisFear
    @CrysisFear 5 років тому +12

    I cracked up when i saw the chopsticks great video.

    • @GBHanny8
      @GBHanny8 5 років тому

      1 billion Chinese can't be wrong 😅

  • @DontFeedTheGaben
    @DontFeedTheGaben 7 років тому +26

    CAMPAESTHETICS 16 WHEN REEEEEEEEEEE

  • @3amwatch425
    @3amwatch425 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you. I am so afraid of what the future brings and learning this calms my anxiety a little bit.

  • @ZyliceLiddell
    @ZyliceLiddell 3 роки тому +4

    Rule #1: Install Frostfall + Campfire instead of ‘Survival Mode.’
    - Eat warm soups
    - Wear fur armour
    - Find/make fires
    - Use a torch
    - Find camp/shelter
    - Stay out of frigid water

  • @PrimitiveFuturologist_YTC
    @PrimitiveFuturologist_YTC 7 років тому +18

    Waney, Alfie wasn't killed by Spindleshanks!

  • @Steven-se4gd
    @Steven-se4gd 2 роки тому +1

    How does he still only have 300k subscribers? it's been 4 years with all these classics

  • @GildaLee27
    @GildaLee27 7 років тому +45

    So, they let you out early for good behavior?

  • @patrickgillilan3014
    @patrickgillilan3014 7 років тому +8

    ALFIE!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!

  • @Klover_GamingandMusic
    @Klover_GamingandMusic 3 роки тому +1

    fyi flannel can also filter water as well so if you have alot of it pack a few scarps to use a filter as well

  • @Friendsshare
    @Friendsshare 5 років тому +6

    I swear one of these days I'm going to survive the jungle because of this dude THANK!!!

  • @zain0442
    @zain0442 4 роки тому +73

    this is in my recommended
    RIGHT AFTER WW3 IS TRENDING
    Sick

  • @sonofagun97
    @sonofagun97 3 роки тому +1

    There's something ironic and beautiful about using a circuit board for a primitive arrow head

  • @TJ-kj7qu
    @TJ-kj7qu 6 років тому +18

    I don't know about the southern hemisphere, but in the northern hemisphere, to know what way north/south is, wait until early sunrise, find where the sun is, that way would be east, and at sundown, that would be west, so for sunrise, put the sun on your right, the way you're facing is north, for sunset, the sun is on your left, that is north, and for both, behind you is south. There's probably shorter ways to say that, but it works.

    • @rickcooper7183
      @rickcooper7183 5 років тому +1

      IN some parts of the country the sun doesn't shine for weeks at a time

    • @rd3299
      @rd3299 5 років тому

      In a time sensitive situation, waiting around for the next sunrise might not be an option...

    • @my_ghost_chips7875
      @my_ghost_chips7875 5 років тому +1

      Rajuan Dacio Well if you have a general sense of the time, you can tell where East/West is based on where the sun is. If it’s before noon the Sun is East, if it’s afternoon the sun is West.

  • @MrThfknsamurai
    @MrThfknsamurai 4 роки тому +3

    Legend has it that Alfi never noticed his camera battery died and is still out there showing survival tips to a dead camera

  • @marvinboggs
    @marvinboggs 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant. Simple. Essential.

  • @syaakirventures
    @syaakirventures 5 років тому +5

    I want him as my buddy whenever there's a camp

  • @semco72057
    @semco72057 6 років тому +4

    Those are nice tips and I shall remember then so if I need help I can fall back on what I have learned. Thanks for sharing these tips with us all.

  • @legalgal12
    @legalgal12 2 роки тому

    Using a knife to whittle small branches will give you a nice pile of curly, thin strips of wood that are great to use for kindling. Thanks for this video; I loved it!

  • @low4299
    @low4299 7 років тому +4

    I really can't wait for the next video that's gonna come out next year

  • @stevencooper787
    @stevencooper787 5 років тому +11

    Thanks so much ! Great info. I like the concept of hi-tech arrow heads ; rather ironic 😸

  • @현-야생서바이벌캠핑bu

    How is it possible to have so much talent, Simply beautiful film making skills that perfectly display.

  • @tealahiggins
    @tealahiggins 7 років тому +8

    So happy to hear you again! easy life ❤

  • @thexitto
    @thexitto 5 років тому +4

    About the compass: North direction depends if you rub the niddle with the north pole of the magnet. If you rub the tip with the south pole, the tip will point to South!

    • @survivortechharold6575
      @survivortechharold6575 5 років тому

      which is the tip? nonsense. anything magnetized has a positive-negative not a north south

    • @thexitto
      @thexitto 5 років тому +1

      @@survivortechharold6575 ​"The north pole of a magnet is defined as the pole that, when the magnet is freely suspended, points towards the Earth's North Magnetic Pole in the Arctic (the magnetic and geographic poles do not coincide - please see magnetic declination). Since opposite poles (north and south) attract, the North Magnetic Pole is actually the south pole of the Earth's magnetic field. As a practical matter, to tell which pole of a magnet is north and which is south, it is not necessary to use the Earth's magnetic field at all. For example, one method would be to compare it to an electromagnet, whose poles can be identified by the right-hand rule. The magnetic field lines of a magnet are considered by convention to emerge from the magnet's north pole and reenter at the south pole". Wikipedia source

  • @Kadbros
    @Kadbros 5 років тому +4

    I liked the ending, from stoic to "PEACE!!!"

  • @milos1336
    @milos1336 10 місяців тому +3

    We drinking toxic plastic chemicals with this one🔥🔥

  • @SarahWhelan
    @SarahWhelan 7 років тому +4

    Loads of good ideas. Great to see a video from you.

  • @christopherjohansson3073
    @christopherjohansson3073 4 роки тому

    Half of these i learned when i was in the military. The plastic water trick works actually and was very handy when we were not given water in over a week.

  • @robertwinters7487
    @robertwinters7487 7 років тому +4

    Do you have any sponsorship sites set up? I would be super happy to donate to support more content. You are easily one of my favorite entertainer/educators.