man when you first made this video i was 13 and i watched it so many times i knew it line for line. im 19 now and watching with a whole new appreciation. I hope youre doing well and still enjoying the outdoors, thank you for all of the videos over the years and the countless hours of entertainment :)
That moment you can tell someone is doing something right when I go to buy a 15x15 Wire mesh and it advertises other things bought with it as pencil Sharpeners, A Ka-Bar knife and tent stakes. Good job man you're awesome
*Ramej* Yeah I read the whole thing and figured I got something out of it but didn't need to buy a book because well thanks to common sense I know better what and what not to do during a disaster. :3
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This is especially true in preparation guide, which in anticipation of tough times ahead, we expect that our parents and grandparents of ideas for living a self-sufficient and sustainable life. go here bit.ly/2yepSkd
Not certain about the points made but ,if anyone else wants to learn about wise survival food try Franaar Spies Control Formula ( search on google ) ? Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my friend got great success with it.
Cheers for the video content! Sorry for chiming in, I would appreciate your initial thoughts. Have you heard the talk about - Lammywalness Your Dream Guide (should be on google have a look)? It is a smashing exclusive product for discovering how to get a a FREE Edt multitool survival tool minus the hard work. Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my mate after a lifetime of fighting got cool results with it.
Excellent Video! Apologies for butting in, I would appreciate your opinion. Have you researched - Lammywalness Your Dream Guide (google it)? It is a great one off guide for discovering how to get a a FREE Edt multitool survival tool minus the hard work. Ive heard some great things about it and my buddy at very last got amazing results with it.
As an over 50 old girl with mobility and exhaustion issues living in Scarborough Ontario I found this vastly entertaining and informative. I think my Dad would love this, as he was an old fashioned Boy Scout. Even I love the knife. Nothing boring.
Just stumbled upon this channel and I intend on staying for sometime. It is a hip and fresh/fun way to learn everything yah need to know. Thanks for the vids Alfie, keep it up.
ProStandard636 i love how he did it on purpose since the last tab says " stop being nosey" he is so clever with how he stages his videos i just had to point it out for everyone to see
Seriously seriously the best youtuber out there! Love your vids man!!! On a down day I can always watch any one of them for a laugh and a pick-me-up. Thanks!
+jennifer russell water out a tap is fine. It has been treated to remove heavy metals. But water from streams near crop farming is polluted. Boiling cannot fix that. Take your water from above farm level and filter it through cloth and treat it. I am a survival instructor.
I love that all of your gear is marred and very clearly used. I see so many people online that show off their gear that obviously has not been used at all, in which case it's just eye candy. What's the point of having gear that you don't actively practice with/use?
How about using Vaseline petroleum jelly or ointment bought in any store.Take cotton batton balls, put some of the vas on the cotton and store in an old air right pill bottle. Use when needing fire, spark it and Bob's your uncle.Good luck Grizzily
damn you make this stuff so unboring compared to many other similar channels on youtube and your production quality is pretty high as well im loving that 1080p hd
I'm a single mom and nature lover/outdoors woman. I take my 7 year old kid to experience nature by hunting, fishing, and camping every chance I get. These videos are so extremely helpful and the humor is pretty damn bad axx! You rock. All thank way from the United States of Texas, thank you! I'll be adding wire mesh to my outdoors woman stash!
If you guys are wondering where he has gone ill tell you... Alfie has joined the Royal Navy as a Weapons engineer i know this because i used to live in his area
Dude, you are funny as fuck. I'm subscribed, and I love your attitude. BTW, I'm American. Former Boy Scout, former Explorer Scout, mentored by police officers and soldiers as a teen and young adult. I'm a gun owner, I love knives, and I love camping (haven't done so in years though). I love my country, and I am forever proud to be an American. I wouldn't live anywhere else. That being said, I don't take offense to your jibes about Americans, and neither should any other fellow American. Fellow countrymen, stop taking things so seriously. He's using defecating humor to emphasize a point. Grow a pair, shut up, and watch the video.
It's okay he's not making videos to just diss Americans... Because us Americans think that British people have fucked up teeth. weather it offends you or not, he's just showing tips on how to survive the outdoors weather you're black white yellow or whatever the fuck you are
Thanks for doing this type of video Alfie! I didn't realize how much room you have in your pack when all of you equipment is one the inside, very impressive. Have you ever thought of trying to fish while you're out on a trip? I've seen little fishing kits in past videos and wondered if you ever attempted to try and catch a little guppy or something, some fresh fish would go great in a stew of some sort. Keep up the good work, never change the way you do things, innovative and entertaining!
Hey mate, just wanted to let you know that everything I know about surviving in the outdoors today is 5% just getting out there and learning the hard way and 95% because of watching your videos and putting them into practice. I've practiced most of this during my year of travel in the Indonesian rainforests and volcanoes and it has been fantastic. Changed a few things here and there but credit goes to your brilliant way of explaining things and easy to understand advice. Now I'm in Perth, Australia and would like to learn a little more about how to fiddle my way through the bush here as conditions are quite different to that of Indonesia and also the UK. Any advice?
"What are they going to do, bitch and moan at you? They're going to do that anyway." You are SO right. And so hilarious. Thanks my man. Great video as well.
Nice demo mate - brilliant comentary, (do you write for a living?-if not you should, you have an awesome grasp of our fair language and should make a living out of it).............anyway, always get a lot from your vids and always come away feeling entertained............keep em coming - Peas!!!
Good video. I've always wondered why so many people dill holes in their pots and water bottles to hang them over a fire. The wire trick works really good and you don't have to carry the fish mouth spreader. Stay safe.
I like this guy,he doesn’t think he’s a deadly serious lone warrior cooking some sausages somewhere off the M25,he has humour ,sometimes aimed at himself,and good content.
No meth kitchens out in our woods, fortunately. I didn't mention being bad anywhere, did I miss something? Just pointing out that we don't really need them here, they are and never have been part of our regular culture, like Baseball and Halloween.
bit of a tip.... if you can't / can't be arsed to buy some fatwood you can make some by heating blocks of wood and wax OUTSIDE for half an hour or so until the wood blackens on the outside. this stuff works just like normall fatwood and has a nice smell. (please do this outside, failure to do outside may result in kitchen shrouded in smoke and accidental ignition of wax nearly causing a house fire)
I would never have thought that I can use my Professional artists pencil sharpener to create wood shavings from a pencil-thick stick for starting a fire. THANK YOU FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE!
man when you first made this video i was 13 and i watched it so many times i knew it line for line. im 19 now and watching with a whole new appreciation. I hope youre doing well and still enjoying the outdoors, thank you for all of the videos over the years and the countless hours of entertainment :)
I still watch Alfies videos for fun and a refresh on tips and tricks. Good times
Brooo i started watching him when I was 13 too and now I am 19. It's crazy how we both feel the same way
Line. For. Line.
Discover this when I was 14, every time I go out for a big camp and need a list of what I need, I come here. Cheers🍻
That moment you can tell someone is doing something right when I go to buy a 15x15 Wire mesh and it advertises other things bought with it as pencil Sharpeners, A Ka-Bar knife and tent stakes. Good job man you're awesome
nice
+*Ramej* I just checked it out and it looks like a typical scare tactic to sell some books.
*Ramej* Yeah I read the whole thing and figured I got something out of it but didn't need to buy a book because well thanks to common sense I know better what and what not to do during a disaster. :3
Aggressive Gamer don't g
As an American I would like to say that we do not go through our sister's panty drawer. She don't wear none. So we have to go through our cousin's.
Legend 😂
Hey don't be a Union Jack-off
Thank you. I just watched that part. I'm from America too.
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Darrel Edson I'm dead
LIGHT that foiah, BUILD that foiah, ENJOY that foiah.
+jarred bierman Be a man! The bitches love it. hahahahaah
The art of delivery, which used to be taught in schools once upon a time
jarred bierman
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This is especially true in preparation guide, which in anticipation of tough times ahead, we expect that our parents and grandparents of ideas for living a self-sufficient and sustainable life. go here bit.ly/2yepSkd
jarred bierman oo
Lolz, I’m reviewing all this in case Covid makes me revert to living in the wilderness.
duh, buddy
If ya go against the narrative then you can count on it. Hobbit life here we come 👍
Noce
This vid somehow was informative and insanely funny
they don't build the british like they used to. enjoy, while this fossil sticks around.
I'm dying!!! 😂😂😂
You sir, are a poet! I could listen to you talk bushcraft philosophy all day.
Genius narration.
I second that notion
F'ing A!!
Not certain about the points made but ,if anyone else wants to learn about
wise survival food
try Franaar Spies Control Formula ( search on google ) ? Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my friend got great success with it.
Cheers for the video content! Sorry for chiming in, I would appreciate your initial thoughts. Have you heard the talk about - Lammywalness Your Dream Guide (should be on google have a look)? It is a smashing exclusive product for discovering how to get a a FREE Edt multitool survival tool minus the hard work. Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my mate after a lifetime of fighting got cool results with it.
Excellent Video! Apologies for butting in, I would appreciate your opinion. Have you researched - Lammywalness Your Dream Guide (google it)? It is a great one off guide for discovering how to get a a FREE Edt multitool survival tool minus the hard work. Ive heard some great things about it and my buddy at very last got amazing results with it.
As an over 50 old girl with mobility and exhaustion issues living in Scarborough Ontario I found this vastly entertaining and informative. I think my Dad would love this, as he was an old fashioned Boy Scout. Even I love the knife. Nothing boring.
funny what u did at 6:28 on the windows
+youngsurvivor lol i didnt even notice that.
Funny shit man
+youngsurvivor OMG XDXDXDXDXD
that is pure genius. youre a genius for even spotting it tbh.
Lmfao
I love how you know the science behind the survival gear, too. Respect.
Just stumbled upon this channel and I intend on staying for sometime. It is a hip and fresh/fun way to learn everything yah need to know. Thanks for the vids Alfie, keep it up.
+Evan Matthews Welcome, my son.
+AlfieAesthetics mate, you crack me up. plus loads of good knowledge... subbed. wales
Evan Matthews ,Seriously,I did exactly the same!!He is really good,you seen Bear Grylls? I prefer Alfie though.
😊😎🤣😉😀
Lolololol😂
@@AlfieAesthetics bro, where are you? Come back! Best survival videos out.
This is the first video 'i've watched of his (sry talking to the commenters) his commentary is hilarious.
LMAO .. "Avon bottles, females tend to hoard them, so just straight up steal them."
+Zoe Doucette guilty
+Zoe Doucette Gave me laughs too hes hilarious
Zoe D same here
very smart, very amuzing, watched this video tens of times... don't change the way you talk and narrate.
Pure Genius.
6:26 look at all the tabs LOL
Lmao
TheGoodpker hahahhahaahahaha😂😂😂😂😂
Love the way one says stop being nosey at the end!
6:25 anyone else notice the other tabs opened on his chrome? lol
ProStandard636 Ahahah that's hilarious, glad I went back to check.
ProStandard636 the last one
ProStandard636 He also goes on /pol/, wow.
ProStandard636 fucking brilliant..
ProStandard636 i love how he did it on purpose since the last tab says " stop being nosey"
he is so clever with how he stages his videos i just had to point it out for everyone to see
6:23 "Coping with Erectile Dysfunction" "How to tell if I have an STD" "Stop Being Nosey" lol
Peter Kwon good spot
Seriously seriously the best youtuber out there!
Love your vids man!!!
On a down day I can always watch any one of them for a laugh and a pick-me-up.
Thanks!
The commentary / narration on this video is absolutely through the roof Funny !!!
This lads commentary deserves a platinum medal. Nice job my dude.
Must be away from farms. In the UK water is not safe to drink even after boiling. This is due to heavy metals in pesticides.
+andyisyoda What rubbish... really.
+jennifer russell water out a tap is fine. It has been treated to remove heavy metals. But water from streams near crop farming is polluted. Boiling cannot fix that. Take your water from above farm level and filter it through cloth and treat it. I am a survival instructor.
+jennifer russell I don't even drink water on top of kinder, up near the top of the lakes maby, sheep shit is a big risk in the UK
Lol and people still wanna talk shit about America lmao can't even get y'all creek water right🤣😂
Alfie come back
this guy is funny, very interesting and different.
Very practical too.
I love that all of your gear is marred and very clearly used. I see so many people online that show off their gear that obviously has not been used at all, in which case it's just eye candy. What's the point of having gear that you don't actively practice with/use?
this probably the most entertaining gear pack review I've ever watched. Well done sir.
watched the first minute, laughed then subscribed. Now i get to watch all the rest of your vids :D
This guy is fucking hilarious and informative..
no.
At 6:24 check his search history
Lmfao !! 😂👍
Was looking for videos on survival and Alfie did not disappoint. Subscribed and binge watching all his videos. He's absolutely hilarious!
How about using Vaseline petroleum jelly or ointment bought in any store.Take cotton batton balls, put some of the vas on the cotton and store in an old air right pill bottle. Use when needing fire, spark it and Bob's your uncle.Good luck Grizzily
Dude because of you I just bought £50 worth of survival stuff xD
+IQuitUA-camAndBecameAHussar how'd you only spend £50 im buying like £200 lol
ahahah
Turns out I spent 250 :/
+Namekusei ジン and u got what with that money
Simply Gaming Think of something survival related, and i bought it
This is fun to watch.
Hugo Stiglitz
What do I win. Lol
damn
you make this stuff so unboring compared to many other similar channels on youtube
and your production quality is pretty high as well im loving that 1080p hd
Washing eating implements in water that may be contaminated??
I'm a single mom and nature lover/outdoors woman. I take my 7 year old kid to experience nature by hunting, fishing, and camping every chance I get. These videos are so extremely helpful and the humor is pretty damn bad axx! You rock. All thank way from the United States of Texas, thank you! I'll be adding wire mesh to my outdoors woman stash!
I haven't camped in 2 years. Now this is a freaking good refresher on what to bring
6:22 "How to cope with erectile dysfunction" - holy shit, that seriously made my day :D
***** I like the last tab, "Stop being nosey" LOL
If you guys are wondering where he has gone ill tell you...
Alfie has joined the Royal Navy as a Weapons engineer i know this because i used to live in his area
iGotAKz- no way
David Richardson Really? That doesn't sound right. I always thought he would be a biologist or some shit because of his interest in fungi
Charlie Youngren or maybe a mad chemist.
thats what I thought
Where is your area I'm wondering as I wanted to know where he can go to the woods and just light fires whenever he wants?
OMG! You are ridiculously hilarious! Knowledgeable, Informative and Funny! Subscribed!
Seriously you make the BEST VIDEO EVER !!! You have a unique style keep it up man love your channel
Fantastic video. I had never thought of the pencil sharpener for fire starting - thank you. It will be added to my kit. Scott
This guy is hilarious AND informative.
ME: "Hey Alfie, what do you do for a living?
Alfie: "I rock, bro."
Me: "Fair enough."
Great video, thanks for sharing my friend ;)-
Potassium permanginate = disinfectant, antifungal , water purifier also add sugar and press equals firestarter.
Worthy addition to your kit.
I don't usually comment on vids but this is a masterpiece. I laughed way too hard to this... THANK YOU!!!
Great vid bro!
Bruh
Nicely done and very informative! Good Job!
Just the basics bud you're the shit!
Awesome vid, just enough humour to make it not your "typical" What I Carry video.
did anyone else notice that the kindling at 3:50 looks like a heart?
Dude, you are funny as fuck. I'm subscribed, and I love your attitude.
BTW, I'm American. Former Boy Scout, former Explorer Scout, mentored by police officers and soldiers as a teen and young adult. I'm a gun owner, I love knives, and I love camping (haven't done so in years though). I love my country, and I am forever proud to be an American. I wouldn't live anywhere else.
That being said, I don't take offense to your jibes about Americans, and neither should any other fellow American. Fellow countrymen, stop taking things so seriously. He's using defecating humor to emphasize a point. Grow a pair, shut up, and watch the video.
+Vladpryde Why the life story before giving your opinion?
Adam Malarczyk
To emphasis a point. That some Americans take shit too seriously.
Why? Did you have a problem with something I said?
Vladpryde No, you could have just said I'm American and I don't take offense to this.
Adam Malarczyk
....perhaps. I guess I was trying to emphasis how strong of an American I was and, if I can take it, then they too can take it.
It's okay he's not making videos to just diss Americans... Because us Americans think that British people have fucked up teeth. weather it offends you or not, he's just showing tips on how to survive the outdoors weather you're black white yellow or whatever the fuck you are
Easily my favorite video EVER!
That's how u pack light. most channels have bags stuffed to the brim and are just over packed with useless crap. this is great
Thanks for doing this type of video Alfie! I didn't realize how much room you have in your pack when all of you equipment is one the inside, very impressive. Have you ever thought of trying to fish while you're out on a trip? I've seen little fishing kits in past videos and wondered if you ever attempted to try and catch a little guppy or something, some fresh fish would go great in a stew of some sort. Keep up the good work, never change the way you do things, innovative and entertaining!
And those Google Tabs!!! 6:29 Love it man!
JKSkateWax
haha I never noticed them at first, they're quality
this is my crack pipe
gnome knuckle duster hahaha I'm pissing
seanthepowerdavies
Hey mate, just wanted to let you know that everything I know about surviving in the outdoors today is 5% just getting out there and learning the hard way and 95% because of watching your videos and putting them into practice. I've practiced most of this during my year of travel in the Indonesian rainforests and volcanoes and it has been fantastic. Changed a few things here and there but credit goes to your brilliant way of explaining things and easy to understand advice. Now I'm in Perth, Australia and would like to learn a little more about how to fiddle my way through the bush here as conditions are quite different to that of Indonesia and also the UK. Any advice?
After seeing your video on the Becker BK7, I bought one. I have never been disappointed.
'A gnome's knuckle-duster.' Such a great line.
"Oh my God, what a sexy knife!"
HILARIOUS!!!!!
"Only cost a fiver on Amazon".... + nearly 12 quid delivery, you absolute mad man!
What a plonker! lol
Bone dry coconut husk is tinder of the gods
Wise beardedman ahh yes coconut husk , very abundant in British woodland 🙏
I love your delivery so direct and hilarious but you obviously know your stuff I wish I could subscribe twice.
ALFIEEEEE!!!! Need more material. Best guy on UA-cam
11:37 I almost spilled my tea.
"What are they going to do, bitch and moan at you? They're going to do that anyway." You are SO right. And so hilarious. Thanks my man. Great video as well.
love it! great vid,great commentary.
The narration alone is my reason for subscribing.
By far the best narrator of any survival vlog!
Over kill man mode!
Nice demo mate - brilliant comentary, (do you write for a living?-if not you should, you have an awesome grasp of our fair language and should make a living out of it).............anyway, always get a lot from your vids and always come away feeling entertained............keep em coming - Peas!!!
I agree!!!!
Corns!!! :)
what kind of gloves are those???
foreignpyramid he got a vid on them fam
Good video. I've always wondered why so many people dill holes in their pots and water bottles to hang them over a fire. The wire trick works really good and you don't have to carry the fish mouth spreader. Stay safe.
I like this guy,he doesn’t think he’s a deadly serious lone warrior cooking some sausages somewhere off the M25,he has humour ,sometimes aimed at himself,and good content.
We need a 2016 update!
wicked samurai 2019 update
Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age? A: Tell him a joke when he is young. Good video. This American gave it a "thumbs up."
waaaar = water !!!
wa-er
Power8work
"My life is so dull and uneventful this is the only spark in my life" I freaking snorted 😂😂😂 You're so good man! KEEP UP!
The pencil sharpener for tinder shavings is genius! This video is both informative and hilarious!
Fucking hilarious narration. I thought Frankieonpc was the only funny Britt. I was wrong.
12:30 Hey, that's sexist I'm a female
Ok, yeah, I kinda agree
I have used duct tape on a wound but surrounded with pad first only idiot would use duct tape on skin
Probably my favorite channel on youtube. ı LOVE the narration
Use beer or any alcoholic beverage to remove soot and ash easily from your gear. Use alcohol based fuel to prevent soot or a clean burning fuel
You forgot the M1911. Oh wait..... Your not Murican! Hahah!
+Gunsight416 :/ Am i the only one who still likes the AR-15 ._.
+Foolish Doc No AR-15 is love AR-15 is life
^-^ Grown ass man using emoticons..
+Gunsight416 He doesn't need it, not really anything to shoot at.
No meth kitchens out in our woods, fortunately. I didn't mention being bad anywhere, did I miss something? Just pointing out that we don't really need them here, they are and never have been part of our regular culture, like Baseball and Halloween.
Do what like house wives?
Lol
Damn dude, million views or so. I guess Americans really do wanna learn this shit if a certain t word becomes presi.
Best Outdoor kit movie on Youtoube, hands down.
Love your stuff. Fun to watch and I also pick up a few great tips!
Hat off, for you sir!
bit of a tip.... if you can't / can't be arsed to buy some fatwood you can make some by heating blocks of wood and wax OUTSIDE for half an hour or so until the wood blackens on the outside. this stuff works just like normall fatwood and has a nice smell. (please do this outside, failure to do outside may result in kitchen shrouded in smoke and accidental ignition of wax nearly causing a house fire)
Great vid. Just wish 'Jesus Christ of knives' wasn't used.
God damn! Sub-fucking-scribed.
I keep going back to watch this video over and over because it's so funny.
I just discovered this video and by far the most entertaining one I've ever watched!
This has to be the most informative comedic help ive had all year lol
Git me tea and me blanket snowing outside PERFECT!!!
Hey, I like your fire grill! I'll have to use it in my videos.
i wish my old instructor was half as funny as you loving the vids and so are my kids well done mate done give up
This video is both informative and TOTALLY HILARIOUS! Loved it. Thank you.
I would never have thought that
I can use my Professional artists pencil sharpener to create wood shavings from a pencil-thick stick for starting a fire.
THANK YOU FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE!
This guy's sense of humour alone is reason enough to subscribe :D
Humorous and quite captivating knowledgable narration....made my day XD
The camping steaks and a rigid window screen is a great idea.
I'm glad I subbed, I'm going to binge watch this just for the laughs, a couple nice tips too.
This is the greatest essentials video of all time!