Banned anti-Jehovah's Witness cartoon describing their beliefs (1980s)

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  • from the creators of the "banned mormon cartoon"
    Witnesses of Jehovah (1986)
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  • @MilaSulin
    @MilaSulin 3 роки тому +849

    This is the weirdest He-Man episode ever...

    • @fwjohnson02
      @fwjohnson02 3 роки тому +16

      You got me screaming over here😂😂😂😂

    • @jedijackluther
      @jedijackluther 3 роки тому +32

      Where the hell is Skeletor???

    • @midnitemoon1153
      @midnitemoon1153 2 роки тому +8

      They need to reboot this like they did to She-ra, it was honestly amazing

    • @sledge6693
      @sledge6693 2 роки тому +11

      I was thinking of the Simpsons poochie episode “I have to go now, my planet needs me” when Jesus flies out of frame. 😂

    • @dustinrichardson3045
      @dustinrichardson3045 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @dozer1323
    @dozer1323 Рік тому +705

    I had absolutely no idea there was a sequel to the Banned Mormon cartoon video

    • @dozer1323
      @dozer1323 Рік тому +18

      And its also worth pointing out it uses the same shot as the Mormon video look 1:20

    • @jtmeister8530
      @jtmeister8530 Рік тому +4

      @@dozer1323yeah with the planet

    • @DJofNazerath3
      @DJofNazerath3 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@dozer1323 Yeah, since everything was hand drawn back then it was not uncommon for folk to just reuse the same animation, they may just tweak it a little bit.

    • @jaekkc657
      @jaekkc657 8 місяців тому +3

      both of them are goofy tbh

    • @derekintheph8935
      @derekintheph8935 7 місяців тому +11

      Honestly this sounds more down to earth than the Mormon dogma

  • @CaptainPackrat
    @CaptainPackrat Рік тому +420

    I literally laughed out loud when Jesus started flying like Superman.

    • @dozer1323
      @dozer1323 Рік тому +26

      call me a sadist but i thought it was funny when he was sitting on the seat then all of a sudden he loses his temper and destroys the earth
      what a jerk

    • @vernontaxwell
      @vernontaxwell 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@dozer1323agreed

    • @stevenedwardmaylott6078
      @stevenedwardmaylott6078 10 місяців тому +4

      Reminds me of the Family Guy’s sketch when it’s Jesus’s younger brother but the mother drank when she was carrying him.
      The hand gestures are exactly the same and now it’s poo

    • @MisterNineEleven
      @MisterNineEleven 7 місяців тому +7

      He did, he literallt flew away on the Mount of Olives.
      It's in the bible, he ascends while singing the praises of his followers like a literal f***ing super hero because he is

    • @aljawisa
      @aljawisa 4 місяці тому

      Not until 'the vine of the Earth has rippened.'

  • @MrPorko2c
    @MrPorko2c Рік тому +486

    The fact they randomly say he died on a stake rather than a cross is so funny to me. It’s such a random thing to disagree on.

    • @bobbyblade1423
      @bobbyblade1423 Рік тому +75

      They use linguistic acrobats to claim this. But the Bible uses the word nails in his hands", not "nail in his hands". Nails are plural, not singular. Every time I point that out to a JW, they get very angry.

    • @jordanp5469
      @jordanp5469 Рік тому +26

      It's a pretty good way to drive home the point that all other denominations are false to your congregation, any time a JW sees a cross on a church they'll be reminded that it's false and they are part of the select few.

    • @shaydenwadley
      @shaydenwadley Рік тому +15

      @@bobbyblade1423 with all due respect have you read the original Greek translation where cross has been added . Original Greek was Stauros( stake ) , the Roman emperor Constantine had a vision of the cross and then a dream where Jesus “appeared” to him and told him to use the Cross (chi Rho ) in battle to conquer his enemies. Jesus would never have done such a thing this is the one who said in gethsemane “return your swords to where they were, those who live by the sword will perish by it “ . The t of the cross also goes back to Babylonian symbolism of Tammuz . Do you research people . Satan loves you using the cross for worship .

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker Рік тому +10

      And I'm like, "who cares? He ded."

    • @paddypeacockandcolin4172
      @paddypeacockandcolin4172 Рік тому +18

      It's a mistranslation of the greek word for cross that sounds and is spelled similarly to stake in the language. Despite being told this, over and over again, they still remain stubborn on this matter, as they do with God's name Hebrew; His name is spelled in Hebrew as Yahweh (Hebrew and classical Greek don't have a J sound) or sometimes Elohim as His appellation.

  • @natemarks7926
    @natemarks7926 5 років тому +415

    what do you get when you mix a jehovah witness and an atheist? ... someone who knocks on your door for no reason.

    • @shavonnestacia2865
      @shavonnestacia2865 3 роки тому +30

      Ding dong ditch

    • @frankie2936
      @frankie2936 3 роки тому +8

      LOL

    • @chrisdavenport6585
      @chrisdavenport6585 2 роки тому

      atheists don't harass people on Saturday morning. We just disprove the bullshit when it's necessary.

    • @alpinefool8814
      @alpinefool8814 Рік тому +15

      "Orange you glad I wasn't a Jehovah Witness?"

    • @Bongofurry
      @Bongofurry 2 місяці тому +1

      I don't believe them.

  • @beakedmonk3981
    @beakedmonk3981 3 роки тому +88

    0:20 "Doctrine was conveniently readjusted."
    How convenient.

    • @jeremycurtis7566
      @jeremycurtis7566 2 роки тому +7

      Maybe a little too convenient?

    • @knightofvirtue613
      @knightofvirtue613 3 місяці тому +2

      The real shocker is that they continue to readjust their beliefs "with new light"

  • @insufficientfun9889
    @insufficientfun9889 5 років тому +367

    How freaked out they must've been when WW1 started..hahaha

    • @edwardmerriam6970
      @edwardmerriam6970 4 роки тому +35

      And Spanish flu afterwards

    • @ashaveti9605
      @ashaveti9605 3 роки тому +40

      1970s they sold all there belongings cause they thought the end was coming, they were left with no homes cars and much more

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 2 роки тому +3

      @@ashaveti9605 HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jaydenbutwhy4778
      @jaydenbutwhy4778 2 роки тому +8

      @@ashaveti9605 That's false- They didn't. SOME did but it wasn't organized by the religion or anything

    • @rh3309
      @rh3309 2 роки тому

      @@jaydenbutwhy4778 that is false, the organization used manipulation and circuit overseers to protect themselves. The organization was well aware of what was going on and never walked it back because it lead to explosive growth of the organization. The governing bodys greed and lust for more power led to thousands being misslead. Where was the spiritual food at it time then? Kind of convenient they just played dumb. Shame on them, God knows the heart and he will repay each according to their deeds.

  • @FoxBoy1992
    @FoxBoy1992 3 роки тому +132

    Jesus needs to stop playing with the Sim City disasters like that.

  • @PatrickPease
    @PatrickPease 2 роки тому +166

    this is probably the most intense angry Jesus I've I've seen. got legit goosebumps

  • @stevenpike7857
    @stevenpike7857 8 місяців тому +102

    The fact that grown adults in the 21st century take this seriously is gobsmacking.

    • @donquixote8462
      @donquixote8462 7 місяців тому +3

      The fact that you have to appeal to an illusory time-line of perpetual progress of man, citing the time we live in as if it means anything, on the presupposition of such beliefs dying out over time, when you think the entirety of the causal force that created the universe was literally nothing and fail to realize the Big Bang theory was first proposed by a theist, is, I dare say, gobsmacking.

    • @allysonbeaulieu7351
      @allysonbeaulieu7351 5 місяців тому

      it’s because of brainwashing since birth. most of them are smart, good people who have been misled. it’s sad more than anything else

    • @JarodJoseph
      @JarodJoseph 4 місяці тому

      That is rather Islamophobic of you.

    • @TheHudsonValleyWanderer
      @TheHudsonValleyWanderer Місяць тому

      I agree with you but many have been indoctrinated from childhood, like I was. They literally refer to the organization as "the truth". A child will hear that terminology thousands of times before their 5th birthday. Also their governing body isn't "selling" their followers doctrine, they're selling them a very warm and welcoming community, well, as long as they play by the rules of course. If not they'll be shunned.

    • @troyzieman7177
      @troyzieman7177 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@donquixote8462gibberish

  • @Green-Raccoon777
    @Green-Raccoon777 4 роки тому +306

    I won't lie, these fluidity of the animation is nearly as good as a Ralph Bakshi film.

    • @mer_meh
      @mer_meh 3 роки тому +44

      It's known as "Rotoscoping". Basically they filmed this with live actors and then traced over it which is why it looks so realistic.

    • @Beanmachine91
      @Beanmachine91 2 роки тому +2

      ralph bakshi beats disney lol

    • @pizzastolfo856
      @pizzastolfo856 Рік тому

      Reminds me of Joel Haver

    • @rewixx69420
      @rewixx69420 Рік тому +2

      @@mer_meh good Rotoscoping soo good

    • @ut4321
      @ut4321 Рік тому

      Yep, same technique Bakshi used!

  • @boomblast2786
    @boomblast2786 Рік тому +32

    Sick the biblical alternate universe saga. Please don’t let Disney get the rights to this they’ll just ruin it.

  • @adrianagflores5587
    @adrianagflores5587 Рік тому +81

    This is the shit I had to deal with for 17 years .

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord 9 місяців тому +16

      Sorry dor you, hope you find the lord Jesus Christ one day.

    • @ChristianWario
      @ChristianWario 8 місяців тому +6

      Same haha. Glad I got out and found Christ.

    • @joseadrianmascorroaguirre1387
      @joseadrianmascorroaguirre1387 7 місяців тому +8

      I hear you man.. my parents draged me for years, now I'm happily atheist.

    • @SuperSonicBlueberry
      @SuperSonicBlueberry 2 місяці тому

      Jehovah’s witnesses makes people disbelieve and into atheism

    • @inoshishi8
      @inoshishi8 2 місяці тому +2

      I only could tolerate a few years before I tuned into a metal head, closeted at first, into an outrage of a rebel that finally stood up to bullies for once. I've never been so liberated...

  • @drvizeralkavokinstine5145
    @drvizeralkavokinstine5145 5 років тому +157

    literally looks like an adult swim film lol

  • @evanbeck4651
    @evanbeck4651 2 роки тому +79

    This sounds like a Christianity fanfiction 🤣

    • @AnimatedLoopHD
      @AnimatedLoopHD 11 місяців тому +7

      Regular Christianity is just as insane. The book of Revelation is nuts.

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord 9 місяців тому +4

      Its exactly what it is, a heretical fanfiction

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@AnimatedLoopHDnot really, révélation is far more beliavable than 1/10th of JW theology.

    • @mike11800
      @mike11800 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@AnimatedLoopHDif you don't get your life right with JESUS your life will be nuts

    • @brukernavn3409
      @brukernavn3409 27 днів тому

      @@AnimatedLoopHD It's the original fiction.

  • @anilomd
    @anilomd 3 роки тому +149

    More exciting than the Mormon cartoon.

    • @jamesmiller2521
      @jamesmiller2521 3 роки тому +22

      Endless celestial sex!

    • @fearandloathing9976
      @fearandloathing9976 3 роки тому +12

      Are there more like these!? I would LOVE to watch ones detailing all the really weird shit from the Bible, or ones on Islam, Marcionism, etc

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 2 роки тому

      @@fearandloathing9976 Check out my playlists

    • @ThePoliticrat
      @ThePoliticrat 2 роки тому +1

      @@fearandloathing9976 The most normie one would be “What do Roman Catholics believe” or “What do Episcopalians believe”. Lmao

    • @StephenJoseph777
      @StephenJoseph777 Рік тому +7

      This is a video defending Christianity and the Bible, fighting against false beliefs like Mormonism, and Jehovah witnesses.

  • @RocketRoketto
    @RocketRoketto Рік тому +41

    The fact they just feel they can just change the year is wild

  • @krissaberhagen
    @krissaberhagen 2 роки тому +35

    Who needs drugs when you got trippy stuff like this.

  • @sirdarklust
    @sirdarklust 3 роки тому +59

    I like Jesus flying like Superman.

  • @mikefitzgerald18
    @mikefitzgerald18 2 роки тому +93

    "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in the clothing of sheep, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."- (Matthew 7:15 )
    "For there shall arise false Christs and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders, insomuch as to deceive if possible even the elect."-(Matthew 24:11 )

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 2 роки тому

      You have the right idea, but you're using an odd Bible translation. The only bible to trust in the English language is the original King James Version, not the New King James either.
      I write this because you have some insight, but if you've picked up a bible with satanic corruptions in it, you're going to be led astray.
      The documentary New World Order Bible Versions by Framing the World covers the reasons why the King James is the only one to trust.
      More importantly:
      As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
      Romans:3:10,23 King James Version
      Everyone is a sinner, one sin is enough to send you to hell, however God loves us and provides a way to Heaven, through Jesus Christ. The Lord Jesus Christ paid the full price for your sin past, present and future. He offers the free gift of eternal life to anyone who puts their trust in him to save them, not in their own good deeds which can NEVER save them.
      I have a clear gospel presentation on my channel by a trustworthy pastor. Watch it, understand the gospel and believe it. Get saved today, it lasts for eternity.
      These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
      1 John:5:13 King James Version

    • @jamesmartin4857
      @jamesmartin4857 Рік тому +1

      Where in the Bible does it back up the theory that Michael was reincarnated as Jesus. And I want Bible verses not your theory or something out of one of your books. I want biblical backing with scripture. God bless and have a great day

    • @jenmccartney3737
      @jenmccartney3737 Рік тому

      James my friend. I believe Mikes point is that verses from the normal Bible disprove the doctrine of Jehovas Witnesses. JW and Mormonism *are* the false Christs and false prophets

    • @JennyyP
      @JennyyP Рік тому +4

      @@jamesmartin4857I think he/she wrote these Bible verses to disapprove the beliefs Jehovah witness religion. The Bible of the Jehovah witness is worded wayyyyy differently than the common King James Version that us Christians use. I know this because my grandmother is a Jehovah witness.

    • @EvanG.
      @EvanG. Рік тому +3

      @@JennyyP I’ll pray that your grandmother finds the true gospel (if she’s still alive, sorry if she’s not)

  • @clarie4497
    @clarie4497 Рік тому +28

    Wth did they get the idea that Jesus is Michael?

    • @christiancrusader9374
      @christiancrusader9374 2 місяці тому +3

      As a Christian here, It might be twisting something that happened in the book of Daniel. Michael is referred to as a prince there.

  • @TheYokaione
    @TheYokaione 3 роки тому +172

    I had a babysitter/Spanish tutor who is a Jehovah's Witness! :D She told me that Jesus is an angel but I didn't know that Jehovah's Witnesses referred to Jesus as Micheal until I've read the books that my aunt's Jehovah's Witnesses friends gave me to read! :D However as a Catholic Christian I don't know what to make of these beliefs even to this day for I believe that Jesus and Micheal are separate beings! :D I don't know what's more disturbing the Jehovah's Witnesses' cartoon or the Mormon's Cartoon! :P >:O

    • @speaktruth8322
      @speaktruth8322 3 роки тому +19

      Catholicism is more disturbing by far.

    • @CJmoney567
      @CJmoney567 3 роки тому +4

      @@speaktruth8322 True..

    • @ShaNaNa242
      @ShaNaNa242 2 роки тому +29

      @@speaktruth8322 lmao,no

    • @ShaNaNa242
      @ShaNaNa242 2 роки тому +8

      @@CJmoney567 no

    • @sneedchucky6592
      @sneedchucky6592 2 роки тому +6

      Catholicism is truth. This is a cult.

  • @daguroswaldson257
    @daguroswaldson257 3 місяці тому +5

    Ironically, the founder of this cult was a Templar, a Knighthood that was banned by the Catholic church for worshiping Baphomet. That same knighthood originated from the pharisees as they were descended from them.

  • @SMCwasTaken
    @SMCwasTaken 3 місяці тому +8

    This makes satanists look sane

  • @geronimosrifle2913
    @geronimosrifle2913 Рік тому +47

    I'm beginning to think that if your religion requires a cartoon, you're probably a cult😶😶

    • @Vetusomaru
      @Vetusomaru 19 днів тому

      You mean like Christian and Jewish cartoon? ;)

  • @dewilew2137
    @dewilew2137 10 місяців тому +13

    It genuinely sounds like whoever came up with this nonsense religion doesn’t believe in god at all. The doctrine sounds like it’s actually mocking Christianity. It’s almost funny until you remember that people actually believe this, and that so many people have suffered and even died because of this fiction.

    • @jamesbhollingsworth5452
      @jamesbhollingsworth5452 8 місяців тому

      It was made up by THE mocker. Satan. As all false religions are.
      And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.

  • @Rydonittelo
    @Rydonittelo Рік тому +79

    The Jehovah's witnesses pestered me for a while because I was friendly to them, I am a Christian and I'm happy to read their watchtower books just out of interest. I'm a complete bible geek and pride myself on really knowing an awful about the bible, I'm also an amateur historian that has studied for years the history of the early church, the entire region, the schism, the splits, the wars ect. I'm also not a fundamentalist as I dont take everything in the bible as recorded history. After a while the actually started to become a bit aggressive in their approach, to the point that they would show up when they knew I was at work and harass my girlfriend, so enough was enough and I marched down the the Kingdom hall on night and I explained to the man who seemed to be in charge that you are hunting the wrong bear here......for if I was to join your congregation, within weeks I would have convinced everyone to leave because I will pick holes in virtually every you teach. You do not want someone like me in your church 🙂

    • @MiguelAlvarez-ty1jt
      @MiguelAlvarez-ty1jt Рік тому +15

      But you should be in that church! Gotta wake those brothers and sisters asleep

    • @ThinkLuckyThink
      @ThinkLuckyThink 11 місяців тому +7

      Wish i could be like that with the mormon missionaries

    • @donreinke5863
      @donreinke5863 7 місяців тому

      @@ThinkLuckyThink Oh they are fun. I ve studied the Mormon cult and recite their history, including Joseph Smiths two 14 year old "wives" I also know their secret handshakes (stolen from Masonic ritual) which are part of their "tokens" of the Aaronic and Melchizidek priesthood, not to mention their belief that the devil and Jesus are brothers.
      They take off FAST when they realize I know about them and cant pull their "Milk before Meat" garbage on me. Oh, and i tell them it will be a cold day in hell before they EVER get 10% of my money, but I will happily give them 90% of the dog poo in the back yard and whatever is in the cat box.

    • @diollinebranderson6553
      @diollinebranderson6553 7 місяців тому +1

      Bruh thats all theore reason to be in that church. You gotta preach the truth to our fellow brethren

    • @hackermanack3393
      @hackermanack3393 7 місяців тому

      They WILL harass you as bad as Scientologists trust me

  • @TheProphetMonk
    @TheProphetMonk Рік тому +49

    I saw this on “Cults and Extreme Beliefs.” Shame it only lasted one season.

    • @TheProphetMonk
      @TheProphetMonk Рік тому

      Thanks for the heart.

    • @shaydenwadley
      @shaydenwadley Рік тому +2

      Jesus disciples were branded a cult also in Acts 20:28 . Our meetings aren’t hidden from the community anyone is able to attend . How can they label this group a cult

    • @leod3963
      @leod3963 Рік тому +5

      @@shaydenwadley Can you explain to me why when the Jehova witnesses started they used the King James version of the bilble and then in the 1940s or 50s the Jehova witnesses had to have their own version of the Bible? Why?

    • @langleybeliever7789
      @langleybeliever7789 5 місяців тому +1

      They are nice until you rebuke the cult with scrioture.

    • @Sirmisfits1
      @Sirmisfits1 3 місяці тому +1

      @@leod3963Because they are a cult and want to take/add books

  • @Duvmasta
    @Duvmasta 4 роки тому +63

    This is from Witnesses Of Jehovah, a 1986 film critical of Jehovah’s witnesses by Christian film maker Jeremiah Films.

    • @Queerpixiedreamgrrl
      @Queerpixiedreamgrrl 4 роки тому +4

      Duvmasta I’ve been trying to that figure out. If it was created by jehovah’s witnesses to educate people about the rapture and included in the documentary. Or if this was created by someone who was not a witness to explain the religion.

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 4 роки тому +3

      QueerPixieDreamGrrl it was actually the latter

    • @LARiots1992
      @LARiots1992 4 роки тому +12

      Was this the same co. that made the Mormon film?

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 4 роки тому +8

      LARiots1992 yes

    • @STOCKHOLM07
      @STOCKHOLM07 3 роки тому +2

      @@LARiots1992 It's gotta be 'cause they hired the same guy to voice it.

  • @NickInfante1992
    @NickInfante1992 Рік тому +11

    “On the next Dragon Ball Z”

  • @SuperTonyony
    @SuperTonyony Рік тому +15

    "This week on The Super Friends!"

  • @dazed6511
    @dazed6511 2 роки тому +55

    Jesus himself must of animated this cause holy shit that's smooth! I can't imagine the amount of time it took to get all that right

  • @robertc2413
    @robertc2413 3 роки тому +44

    The animation looks a lot like the Jonny Quest work from the 1960s.

  • @saintsheepy6682
    @saintsheepy6682 10 місяців тому +42

    Better than that "Become Jehovah's Friend" video series. And as someone who's been Baptist all my life, while I do respect others' beliefs, I unfortunately have a very hard time doing so with the JWs, based on various accounts I've read about what growing up in that lifestyle is like, and their interpretation of the Bible is just contradictory and nonsensical to me, and well, the documentary "Inside Scientology And Escaping The Witnesses" explains it better than I can.
    Also, at 2:10 the JW Jesus looks too much like Ultraman.

    • @mr.commonsense
      @mr.commonsense 7 місяців тому +1

      its like they actively choose to change the stories in the book, as if the universe worked the way they wanted it. I may dislike religion overall, im willing to set aside my differences, just for that religion to become illegal

  • @randolphvance8889
    @randolphvance8889 3 роки тому +25

    2:27 - The year: 1994. From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin! Two thousand years later, Earth is reborn. A strange new world rises from the old: a world of savagery, super science and sorcery. But one man bursts his bonds to fight for justice! With his companions Ookla the Mok and Princess Ariel, he pits his strength, his courage, and his fabulous Sunsword against the forces of evil. He is Thundarr, the Barbarian!

    • @MC-tl7oj
      @MC-tl7oj Рік тому +2

      Lol this right here, I was looking at the same episode of Thundaar!

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker 2 роки тому +54

    Their whole thing with Jesus ruling invisibly, and remaining invisible on Earth is like that kid who claims he's got powers, and they can prove it to you, but only if you close your eyes. If you don't believe, prepare to die.

    • @dustinrichardson3045
      @dustinrichardson3045 2 роки тому +7

      Totally… but that same affect is also ever so present with every branch of Christianity, as non of it is physically provable and requires“faith/chemical X”(or any organized religion for that matter).

    • @isaacmarshmallow8751
      @isaacmarshmallow8751 2 роки тому +1

      Like the invisible guy in mystery men 😂

    • @grenuille8733
      @grenuille8733 2 роки тому +7

      "I have a girlfriend but she's in another school"

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 2 роки тому +3

      @@isaacmarshmallow8751
      Yup. That's exactly who I had in mind. XD

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 2 роки тому +2

      @@grenuille8733
      "Yeah. We believe you, Rick."

  • @jasongarcia9529
    @jasongarcia9529 2 роки тому +12

    Now, brothers and sisters, I have applied these things to myself and Apollos for your benefit, so that you may learn from us the meaning of the saying, “Do not go beyond what is written.” Then you will not be puffed up in being a follower of one of us over against the other. - 1 Corinthians 4: 6

  • @shlong6283
    @shlong6283 Рік тому +13

    Is the elect Jehovah's Witness in the clouds with the hat supposed to be Michael Jackson?

  • @elainejsta
    @elainejsta 3 місяці тому +4

    Unintentionally one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen

  • @cinnamondan4984
    @cinnamondan4984 Рік тому +10

    Theses videos always make the religion they are talking about look really cool

  • @NMeyer0
    @NMeyer0 Рік тому +10

    Why does Jesus look like Charles Bronson? "Hey Lord? Can we go to heaven?" "No dice."

  • @monolito8556
    @monolito8556 7 місяців тому +7

    So there's no hope for whoever is not in the 144000 group 💀

  • @ApexOceanPredator
    @ApexOceanPredator Рік тому +12

    That whipcrack ending though

  • @juniorrivera2336
    @juniorrivera2336 5 років тому +20

    Looks like the one that survived here on Earth was Lady Liberty. 🤔😂

    • @beakedmonk3981
      @beakedmonk3981 3 роки тому +3

      She got her arm blown off! Lost her torch Lol

  • @springheeljak145
    @springheeljak145 2 роки тому +8

    In a way, the world did end in 1914

  • @Theloneyat
    @Theloneyat 3 місяці тому +2

    Pure Evil and Heresy.

  • @Grant_the_Contributor
    @Grant_the_Contributor Місяць тому +2

    It’s funny how they made the Jehovah’s Witness cartoon actually accurate, but made the Mormon one completely wrong 🤣

  • @SirLangsalot
    @SirLangsalot 3 місяці тому +3

    The is no more bizzare than stabdard Christianity.

  • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
    @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Рік тому +6

    Animation looks like it was done by the same studio as some of the segments in the Heavy Metal movie

  • @joegover9452
    @joegover9452 7 місяців тому +4

    Jesus and Micheal are two different people

  • @kinggalaxyskulls666
    @kinggalaxyskulls666 Місяць тому +1

    This is practically “Tell me that you haven’t read the Bible without telling me that you haven’t read the Bible”meme

  • @jalontf2
    @jalontf2 Рік тому +8

    What's weird is hearing that Jehovah's Witnessism is actually slightly closer to reality than Mormonism

    • @UFOCULTVHS1
      @UFOCULTVHS1  Рік тому +7

      i really want to hear what your gauge for 'slightly closer to reality' is

    • @pregamilitisto288
      @pregamilitisto288 Рік тому +1

      @@UFOCULTVHS1
      Late reply, but he is actually right.
      Mormonism seems more farfetched than JW

    • @UFOCULTVHS1
      @UFOCULTVHS1  Рік тому

      @@pregamilitisto288 well that settles it then

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord 9 місяців тому

      Nicene Christianity is still the closest.

    • @gothictheurgist9367
      @gothictheurgist9367 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@pregamilitisto288perhaps, but it sucks more being a Jehovah witness because they pretty much police you and if you get caught sinning you can't speak to anyone even your family shuns you, I think in that regard it's better to be a Mormon than a Jehovah witness. Also preaching is pretty much mandatory as far as I can tell it isn't for Mormons, also growing up with no holidays really makes you feel like a weirdo in situations with other people.

  • @ShadowBane0513
    @ShadowBane0513 10 місяців тому +3

    I’m just going to say it Jesus is a member of the justice league

  • @brettbarnett3465
    @brettbarnett3465 2 роки тому +10

    0:53
    I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!

    • @MC-tl7oj
      @MC-tl7oj Рік тому

      He just needs cringer by his side to destroy those non-JW quicker

    • @josephmarcucilli8045
      @josephmarcucilli8045 11 місяців тому

      BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!...

  • @wilywalttheurban80scartoon75
    @wilywalttheurban80scartoon75 Рік тому +5

    Jesus was ripped

  • @jlshel42
    @jlshel42 Рік тому +6

    Jesus keeps hoping the next leap is the one that takes him home

  • @brainyzones4484
    @brainyzones4484 8 місяців тому +3

    Imagine being so high on your own supply that you change the shape of the instrument that your God was killed on because "you don't like it." Astonishing levels of absurdity.

  • @skysamfreeman
    @skysamfreeman 3 роки тому +8

    1:57 Didn’t know Jesus looked like Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • @justyarn9939
    @justyarn9939 3 місяці тому +1

    The crazy thing is the restructuring the JW faith went through in the 80’s. The religion today looks almost nothing like it did then

  • @greggomez2249
    @greggomez2249 4 роки тому +15

    Is this supposed to be hilarious!?

  • @ramonchinea4349
    @ramonchinea4349 7 місяців тому +2

    False doctrine!! This is absolutely blasphemy! This is exactly what Jesus said. There will be many false teachings in my name, don't be fooled. For many will be fooled.

  • @gusbaker4u
    @gusbaker4u 2 роки тому +4

    2:04 "Up, Up...and away!!!"

  • @PokePetie
    @PokePetie 8 місяців тому +2

    The depiction of the bridge with a car on it is my nightmare but this made me Lmao

  • @valleyscharping
    @valleyscharping 8 місяців тому +1

    Are there more in this series? Is this the full video?

  • @numarkaz
    @numarkaz 20 днів тому +1

    That animation was sick!

  • @MemedroidTeDestruye3031
    @MemedroidTeDestruye3031 6 місяців тому +3

    I don't want to be a Jehovah's Witness 😖😖

  • @user-dr3pz4se4v
    @user-dr3pz4se4v 2 роки тому +7

    Analog horror be like

  • @user-ol9gt4py6n
    @user-ol9gt4py6n Місяць тому

    "By the power of Jehovah..
    *lightning strikes held up sword*
    I AM THE LOGOS!"

  • @alitlweird
    @alitlweird 7 місяців тому +1

    This has the feel of a *_Tales From The Dark Side_* episode

  • @GOFLuvr
    @GOFLuvr 3 роки тому +3

    That was short... I was expecting to hear about the other "end of the world" predictions.

  • @tugalord
    @tugalord 9 місяців тому +1

    So many heresies from the days of the early church in JW its almost unbelievable.

  • @TheOswards306
    @TheOswards306 5 місяців тому +2

    Saber Sparks should do a video on this cartoon

  • @guts0113
    @guts0113 Рік тому +1

    Holy shit this is Awesome!!!

  • @InfernoMutant
    @InfernoMutant 2 роки тому +4

    Pretty sure this is rotoscoped. A good explanation for the smoothness of the animation but the absolute lack of creative movement

  • @melodythom1232
    @melodythom1232 Рік тому +3

    They told me that the world was ending in 1975 . .it was in their books. Books 📚

    • @shaydenwadley
      @shaydenwadley Рік тому

      1000 years to Jehovah is but 1 day . The worlds in trouble he will need to step in soon .

  • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
    @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Рік тому +2

    The spatha was surprisingly accurate

  • @calvinbrady9944
    @calvinbrady9944 2 роки тому +3

    Can they make this video in claymation too?

  • @muffnman980
    @muffnman980 Місяць тому

    Who knew so much oddity could be packed into three minutes

  • @TimKuat
    @TimKuat 8 місяців тому +1

    You know in all honesty this makes more sense than Mormonism. How sad is that. I say this after watching the banned Mormon cartoon. It's bonkers people believe some of this stuff.

  • @nowandafter3258
    @nowandafter3258 7 місяців тому +4

    💰JW💵CULT💰

  • @ephraim.is.fruitful
    @ephraim.is.fruitful 2 місяці тому +1

    even as a Christian, I am disturbed, yet this is a laughable portrayal of the end times 💀💀

  • @smugscribbles6667
    @smugscribbles6667 5 днів тому

    did anyone else think the explosion in the thumbnail was a gigantic bug?

  • @Wolfhammered
    @Wolfhammered 2 роки тому +6

    Only 144,000 in heaven . There will be some awesome people in hell

    • @trishajane6277
      @trishajane6277 2 роки тому

      I think you misunderstood the statement.

    • @matthewdilday7918
      @matthewdilday7918 2 роки тому +3

      Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t believe in Hell, they believe that the nonbelievers will be destroyed. While they believe only 144,000 people will go to Heaven, they believe that the rest of the believers will remain on Earth(which would become a paradise) without aging or dying.

    • @adrianagflores5587
      @adrianagflores5587 Рік тому +1

      There is no hell in the JW belief.

  • @SavageBunny1
    @SavageBunny1 2 роки тому +6

    The 144,000 with RULE, WITH Jesus, over the earth, over the other obedient people in the world, if only 144,000 would make it, who would they rule over??

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao right

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 2 роки тому +1

      The other JW's who didn't quite make the holiest-of-the-holy cut.

    • @cybertek3188
      @cybertek3188 Рік тому

      Sound like a major hole in that plot.

  • @rangstafied
    @rangstafied 4 місяці тому +1

    Wow!... Came to the comment section to look for a JW saying this isn't what they believe, and there aren't any... Wild

  • @Russianislamist
    @Russianislamist 7 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact my grandpa was a jehovah's witness 👴✝️ My mom was not allowed to celebrate holidays. When she was my age

  • @sirclarkmarz
    @sirclarkmarz Рік тому +2

    Was that Bobby hill at 3:07 ?

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 7 місяців тому +1

    Satan:"Damn dawg, save something for me.."

  • @slovakpatriot5433
    @slovakpatriot5433 3 місяці тому +1

    2:40 This is unrelated, but you notice how there is no twin towers in the shot of New York City. Kinda eerie when this was made way before 9/11.

  • @amitdhokre9067
    @amitdhokre9067 Місяць тому

    Bunch of fools..!!!! God loves his people... He will never harm them

  • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
    @CinnamonGrrlErin1 3 роки тому +6

    Jesus was ripped.

  • @Armorhunterash
    @Armorhunterash 4 роки тому +4

    What was the name of the documentary this cartoon was from?

  • @MrFuntzel
    @MrFuntzel 3 роки тому +5

    1:51 Straight up Dragonball Z sound effects

  • @bigblk45
    @bigblk45 3 місяці тому +1

    They did New York dirty

  • @Thunderbird616
    @Thunderbird616 3 місяці тому

    Growing up, Jehovah Witness didn't know a lot of these teaching, but my dad did let me celebrate Christmas (irony how a lot of people don't now)
    Honestly, the fear mongering and misinformation is what I extremely dislike about their belief, but you start to realize it's a common thing with a lot of groups
    I don't go to church anymore, and I'm not gonna tell anyone to stop, but I do feel people shouldn't practice a belief or support something out of fear and because there force too it's a toxic way of raising people imo

  • @N0rt4t3m
    @N0rt4t3m Рік тому +5

    Holy shit wtf lol 😆. Animation is pretty cool though

  • @Eugene384
    @Eugene384 2 роки тому +4

    Jesus kinda looks like Charles Bronson.

  • @Illusionznc
    @Illusionznc 5 днів тому

    I almost got misled by this evil cult. The Lord God had better knowledge for me.

  • @aussieAl-pd8qo
    @aussieAl-pd8qo 3 роки тому +6

    All 100% accurate. Except the middle bit.