Have I Got a Bit More News for You S67 E3. Alexander Armstrong. 19 Apr 24
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- Опубліковано 20 кві 2024
- Alexander Armstrong is host, with guest panellists Jo Brand and Munya Chawawa joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 19 Apr 24
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Thank you.
Full version only club.
There are dozens of us
@@sfdntk i salute your self-restraint. i, on the other hand, feel no such need. these are more worthy of watching again than any syndicated sitcom's reruns. there's history here. never a bad idea to remind oneself that this is still the same damned story, just another chapter that's far too similar to those prior ...
oh, and we cannot laugh at absurdity, it's almost always because of a resulting atrocity. laugh it up, says i, laugh it up, particularly at power.
Why does the other one even exist?
@@t3chkz0wep0p.2 one is for broadcast TV and syndication where schedules and running times matter, the other is for streaming where running times are irrelevant and keeping more content in the cut increases average viewing time
I couldn't wait, but next time I promise I will control my urges.
I have to acknowledge the beautiful granny square crochet Munya is wearing.
Also, his joke about children's car seats... 😂😂😂
I know right, I need to look into making a jacket & skirt set like that. Luv the cozy granny vibe.
A big thank you from international viewers!
honorable mention for when Liz Truss needed 3 attempts to hold her own book up the right way.. THREE attempts!
It's a right wing thing, Trump failed as well, he held it upside down.
And it's not like she didn't know she was going to hold the thing up to camera! IT WAS THE FIRST THING SHE DID.
That level of preparation and attention to detail explains a lot about her Prime Ministership. Thank God we've got her around to save us all!
Could the gulf between how competent these fascists think they are and how much they *actually* are be any wider? The universe is only so big.
Thanks for uploading this extended one.
Thanks for letting us watch the Big Liz Quiz of 2024.
Would be nice to think she saw it, though she probably wouldn't have really understood what was going on.
A quiz about her business dealings (e.g., opening up new pork markets) would be the Big Liz Biz Quiz
A quiz about her favorite carbonated drinks would be the Big Liz Fizz Quiz
A quiz about her favorite brown bear would be the Big Liz Grizz Quiz
A quiz about her (lack of) charisma would be the Big Liz Rizz Quiz
I have two more ideas for quizzes about her favorite bodily fluids but I don't want this comment to get removed, I put a lot of work in
Hardest part is waiting for the longer version
Thank you, again. Much love!
Thank you for posting this so quickly.
if Clive Palmer told me the world was ending tomorrow, I would invest in 100 year Bonds
ianhislop has won hignify. twice in the first 3 shows of a season. it is an irrefutable sign of armageddon. sell now. SELL NOW!
We don't like him either, he owns property nearby, here in Queensland.
i live for Jo and Ian's flirty shenanigans! :D And Munya was on fire this night!! Love him so much! Take a bow, my boy. ♥
What about Paul??✌️
Thanks!
Brilliant! So worth watching again for the extra content!
And we begin anew❤
Thanks from France. 🙂🙂🙂
France eh? Do you enjoy eating horsemeat by the Pompidou Centre?
Another great episode, thank you.
Liz was like Donald Trump holding the Bible the wrong way round.
Only not so blasphemous! I still wonder what kind of fireproof coating they put on the Bible to keep it from bursting into flames! 😆
Apparently they now share a brain cell
@@cricketbatguitar I found the commenter looking for balance. You're being much too charitable.
Thank you!
Ian's on a roll.
yes, he is. however, it is also a sign of the apocalypse, one of the ones that wasn't publicised so we would know it was the real one instead of some american evangelical grifter looking to jack the end of quarter profits margin.
Thanks Viva
The beginning of the Olympics dance looks and sounds like (harp) its from Edward Woodward's the wicker man 😂😂
Yeah...The Wicker Man and Midsommer. Frightened the life out of me!
So that's why they invited Michael Gove to the opening ceremony.
Thank you ❤
Thank you
thanks for this! ❤
Love Jo. Classy, clever, and kind. And very funny.
Thanks
Many thanks for the upload ❤❤❤❤❤
Paul Merton does a remarkable impression of Tony Curtis doing an impression of Cary Grant
It's a shame that her time in No.10 was so short, so we won't have more questions for another BIG LIZ QUIZ 😢
Oh, I'll bet the writers could come up with more. So much joke fodder packed into such a short term of office!
The panel had fun in this one, especially the Big Liz section.
😊 Yay... Thank-you 😊
Thank You for this upload... Much appreciated...
No pathetic comments por favor! English/French?
excellent episode... personally loved the Cheshire joke.
I’ve visited Olympia on Katakolon Island it was a great experience. Highly recommended.
Excellent!
Brilliant!
Wow hearing Ian saying Megan Thee Stallion! Keeping abreast of popular culture I see.
Apeing the lowest US "culture", I see.
"What don't I know mate" love Ian
😂
I wonder if they don’t compost the chickens poop because of the antibiotics?
15:13 - I'm not sure we can say no sitting U.S. President has been on trial, but maybe that's right. President Grant got arrested for speeding, and he posted bail. He ignored the court date and so the disposition of the case seems to be that that counts as a plea of "no contest" or "guilty" and the punishment is a fine equal to the bail-amount, so Grant was assessed the fine in net terms by the fact that he couldn't get his bail-money back. A handful of other high-status males were arrested at the same time. Grant was the only one who didn't beef about it. The others posted bail-bonds too, but DID show up for their court date, all with the attitude that an "uppity" cop was ruining their "pleasant drive", but after testimony from women whose lives had been endangered by the street-racers, all Defendants were convicted and fined out the persnoot a lot more than if they'd just pled guilty and taken their medicine. (A woman and six-year-old boy had just recently been grievously injured by Washington D.C.'s speed-racing villains, who, on that occasion, all escaped.) The cop who'd arrested Grant was a Civil War combat-veteran from an all-black Union regiment, and Grant steadfastly protected that cop from all attempts to have him lose his job for what Grant thought was merely doing his sworn duty in line with the oath he took upon joining the Police. The cop's name was William H. West. Now, whether forfeiting your bail-money by not showing up for your court-date counts as a "trial" (with a guilty-result by default of absenteeism) or not, I don't know, but if it does, Trump can't be the first to have this distinction even if he's re-elected and stands trial. (It's a common myth that trying a Defendant in-absentia is ALWAYS prohibited by U.S. Constitutional Law, but that IS just a myth. It's SOMETIMES prohibited. There have been challenges of in-absentia convictions to the U.S. Supreme Court which have been upheld.)
The Sea Monster was a real blast from the past. So was seeing Ian win one.
Another excellent episode!
Liz is back😍
Truss? Are you insane!?!
@@kane4013 yeah and marjorie .lovely girls
Atlas the Robot is the greatest physical comedian since Mister Blobby.
Sunday satire
Truss being subtle as ever.
Chickenshit Mountain - coming soon to Alton Towers
Alexander is possibly in my top 3 favourite presenters. 😢
Would love to see Angus as a guest host. Anyway the lads are on top form.
24:50 - I had always thought Ian was Gen-esis.
27:33 - I'm glad they said that the pizza in Pompeii was from Dominus, but in fact Pompeii is one of the places where they've found more than one example of what is called a "SATOR square", "ROTAS square", or "PATERNOSTER square". So that pizza might have come from PATERNOSTER's (loosely, "Godfather's").
35:40
Well, it could've been tugboat.
How is Mark Menzies not being prosecuted for fraud?
Israeli Defence League. Good one.
1:23 - Both gentlemen use a tailor who has the Starburst Fruit Chews technique mastered for the fronts of the trousers. Moreso the man in front. (I believe that that is Michael Gove.) Not the MOST distinct display I've ever seen, but the way the fabric drapes and deforms is a highly worthy effort by that tailor.
80's version of ed sheeran? *gasp*
Yeah I suspect Elvis Costello got on the phone to his lawyers straight away.
Alexander was brilliant as always.
I nearly choked on my coffee at Ian's throwaway joke about going to school with Perioral Wrinkles, when AA joined in with "old Perry?", and Paul followed up. But I was disappointed that when AA suggested Ian was of the Jacobian generation, he missed the opportunity to follow up with "otherwise known as Generation Rees-Moggian".
Why did that dude want to get a dog drunk? They never explained that.
Sorry I'm late.
You are forgiven, just don't do it again.
Not all heroes wear capes
You have arrived precisely when you intended.
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Me too, even later. Sorry.
39:43 - No, Paul Merton, I've never tried to whisk off a goat. I'm not a goat-whisker. I'm a cat-whisker.
Quite surprised at how unanimously they defend the idiotic idea of the rolling smoking ban.
I thought that too. Munya was biting his tongue. Do they not realize that if they make something illegal it's just going to make it more appealing. It's likely to work about as well as Prohibition did in the US.
It's one of those things that sound like a good idea but would never work in practice.
7:54 how you can tolerate last night at the proms without being absolutely bottled is beyond me...... makes the MP much more relatable.
2:15 - I'm glad I caught where they gave details about the new smoking-regulation. It seems (from this video) that it's an outright ban on selling cigarettes to anyone born after a certain year. I don't think that would pass a Constitutional test in the U.S.A.. The idea of a 43-year-old having rights, until they die, that a 42-year-old will NEVER have no matter how old they get doesn't square with our Constitutional Amendment that allows for only two classes: aged 18 or older, and aged under 18. And if you're not 18 yet, someday you MIGHT be, so it's not the same as NEVER having that right. That said, a lot of laws OBVIOUSLY violate that Constitutional Amendment. I think you can still get married in some States at an age younger than 18. It may be as low as 15 in some States. So that deprives a 14-year-old of a right that a 15-year-old has, even though the only permissible line-drawing is 17/18. Also, I believe that all 50 States have a drinking-age of 21 or else they lose their Federal road-maintenance money. That is blatantly un-Constitutional and just basically unjust because an 18-year-old can be drafted into the military. And it's insane to allow someone to vote but not drink alcohol. The U.K. should have just banned sales of cigarettes as an unsafe product, period, all ages. It limits "individual liberty" only in the sense that not allowing the sale of spoiled foods, or cars with no brakes, limits "individual liberty". It was also shocking to me to find out that before this law was passed someone could be UNDER 18 in the U.K. and purchase cigarettes.
Governments across the globe, especially in the West, want to keep people ignorant, divided, and naive. It is and ALWAYS has been about CONTROL.
5:56 priorities 😂😂😂
Now that cancer has been cured and everything ❤😂
The American TV spot with Liz Truss is Fox/Murdock's Brian Kilmeade who as nowhere near as smart as he looks and he does not look very smart at all. For years Kilmeade was known as the brown haired guy who is not Steve Doocy.
8:53 the man's dross timing reveals the rehearsed spontaneity
This one got a few out loud snorts!
Gen z need to stop smoking everything then as that causes the same.
Kinda strange comment on the queer flags (not the one by Ian) Oh well..
Compare Ed Sheeran to Elvis Costello? Are you kidding? 😲 I would also post a comment about Trump, but I don't think it would be wise. 😳
Real bitterness to the program this week, eh?
Considering the current political situation, it's understandable.
15:37 - I had to wonder why they'd say Karen McDougal is the Playboy Playmate Of The Month for December 1997 without saying that she's also the Playmate Of The Year for 1998. I wonder if their only motive for the Year-title omission is just to make her seem a year older (going back to 1997 instead of 1998).
TopherThe11th: Also, it's dodgy to say that someone is a Former thing that has a date on it. You can be the 2013 World Series Champions, but come 2015 you're not FORMER Champions. In 2015 you're still the 2013 World Series Champions. In 2015 you are CURRENTLY, right now, STILL the winner of the 2013 contest, and shall be forever. When there's only one of them (2013 had only one World Series Champion team), you're never "former". Note that nobody ever says someone is a FORMER Olympic Medalist. (That MIGHT or might not occur if a scandal had forced someone to return a medal won by cheating.) Bill Clinton IS a "former" President, but he is NOT the "former" 1992 Democrat Party Candidate For The U.S. Presidency. He will ALWAYS be the 1992 Candidate that he was. But the Presidency doesn't come with a date attached. (For instance, you could become President because you were Vice-President when a President di'ed.) Karen McDougal IS, not WAS, but IS, the December 1997 Playmate of the Month, and she IS, not WAS, the 1998 Playmate Of The Year. Nothing former about it. Also, nobody ever becomes a FORMER Oscar-Winner (Academy Awards) either (unless some rare circumstance rescinds the award--you don't become "former" just because a year or two passes by). If you're 2017 Best Actor, you always will be, never "former 2017 Best Actor".
As conspiracy theories go, that's pretty tame. I assume the only reason they mentioned the month was so that Alexander could do his "I remember that issue" joke.
@@garrick3727 Well, agreed, because it would make Alexander Armstrong remember something from 1997 (exaggerating his age) rather than something from 1998 (making him possibly a year younger).
I think the concept of "Playmate of the month" has more cultural cache than "playmate of the year"
13:28 worst Pre-Raphaelite painting ever
Israeli Defense Forces not League 21:47
I thought it was the People's Front of Judea
@@SineN0mine3nope, Judean People’s Front❤
People's popular front of Judea
The smoking ban tied to your birthyear is going to be impossible to monitor. Just have some balls and ban smoking for people who can actually vote now.
Then alcohol,sugar, red meat, farmed produce...enjoy your watery rice gruel and lab grown protein replacement. Those warm self righteous feelings will nourish us well.
@@rowbearly6128bit of a long bow there matey
As someone who was once a kid, banning it's just going to make more people do it. Also, for people cheering this on who want to legalize marijuana in the UK - this ban is going to make that far harder since there is no health basis to ban one but not the other.
13:30 - Nadine Dorries revealed to be a can'nib'al? She throws the prey straight into the oven before removing their clothing? Or did she not read the warning on the box "Playing this game of Twister on a row-boat is not safe"?
I thought that was a fake AI generated photo because there seemed to be too many arms.
It amuses me, that Ian laughs at Rishi Sunak height jokes... when Ian's shorter....just saying.
Is that man’s name really Chihuahua?
No. He's from Zimbabwe.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if building this doomed Titanic 2 is going to keep Clive out of politics and all that bloody advertising for his parties I'm all for it.
The smoking ban will fail like all prohibition
Munya just got paid to say nothing lol
I wonder what the flag is for old, angry and cancelled?😂
Good show. Ian was in form❤
@19:47 & 21:47
That's the Israeli Defence Force, not the Israeli Defence League, Alexander.
A great shame that there is no way for anyone to contend any and/or all of the arguments proposed in the advertisement presented before the actual clip presented.
Not at all unreasonable…🤐
With no champagne Charlie to ridicule/legitimise they turn to Gove. Al least Govey got elected.
Has John Sargeant transitioned??
That is minging...
I'd like to go into that hospital and come up with a entirely invented gender of my own and ask them why my flag isn't up there. Am I not welcome? (My flag is pink stripes on a pink background with a blue silhouette of a mandrill playing leap frog with a yak.)
Not Munya again. Gawd. Thanks for the upload, though. Happy to see the rest.
Writers… are you seriously saying that we should wait until cancer has been cured before including marginalized genders in healthcare? Seriously?
Got one!
I think cancer might just be slightly more important than hurt feelings
Well, cancer is real and marginalized genders are not, so I think they have a point. Of course, maybe it's a mental health establishment, in which case I see what they did there.
It did sort of rub me the wrong way, especially as a) It has nothing to do with healthcare (as in all it would do was make other potential workers feel more welcome) and b) I didn't exactly count but less than half of those were actually genders.
At the very least it felt more like a lack of understanding rather than malicious or mean. Still enjoyed this!
Love the show, hate the low-key transphobia at about six minutes in. ETA and 29:40 minutes in.
Was the alleged joke about third class passengers having to do Irish dancing four times a week supposed to be funny? I appreciate funny. This wasn't funny, it was just racist! Shame on you all
Trump faking nodding off in court is him doing Al Capone from The Untouchables.
*How in the F has none of you caught that already?*
Alexander and Ian very very funny in this episodeThe two guests were unimpressive though and couldn't get much past the usual boring anti-Tory jibes and poor taste jokes about Sunak's stature.
5:50 - Can this get any dumber?
Iran immediately declared war on all 21 countries.
Thank you!