You'll only die prematurely if you're hit by a mana bomb while trying to save the next leader of the Kirin Tor. C'mon, I know my Warcraft nerd bros are out there and will understand this reference.
When moonshine was talking to mawmaw murph about her not wanting to have children and if that was disappointing, did anyone else accidentally metaview it as a deeply intimate conversation between the couple instead of the characters. 😅
+Natalie Lim The Forbidden Herb of the Black Forest is probably a reference to the flower known as nightshade, which is indeed very real. It's highly toxic and has been used as a natural abortion technique for centuries. In large doses it's lethal to humans, but in small doses it will only make you sick... and kill the fetus. Nightshade is also sometimes used to making various types of black ink. It has more uses than that, but those are the two most popular uses.
+TheNightShadow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddd, Skyrim is suddenly a lot darker. I use nightshade in a lot of my potions. No wonder there's hardly any children. I killed all of them while running around swinging my poisoned sword like mad.
Failman Movies Maybe because college humor has already been around for a while and has a show on YTR called Bad Internet. Also YTR already put up a show based on an original that was over a year old at the time. This show is called Single by 30, if you needed to look it up.
What if elf uteruses are like GOT earth? Several years of period. Several years of ovulation. Menstruation is coming. For the night is dark and full of tampons Holy fuck I just got back from a night shift and can't fucking sleep and all I can do I wrote stupid shit on UA-cam comments because I'm going CRAZY
Correct my math if im mistaken, but if a Elf female has a period every 10 years (120 months) then her period would last and this is under the assumption a woman's period last about a week or 7 days, then a Elf Female's period would last about 30 months or 2 1/2 years?
Not nessecarily. It doesn't take elves longer to do EVERYTHING. Imagine if they slept longer, took longer to eat or to go to the bathroom. "Legolas hurry up! You've been behind that tree for a day! We have to stop Sauron!"
***** Everyone makes mistakes, everyone has those days, but I thought it was annoying that you said "an" because at the time I wasn't considering mistakes, and there are many people who really type an on purpose.
..... So, they care about seeing one line in the bowl, but they don't care about seeing the Dark Lord of Mordor, the Necromancer, Gorthaur the Cruel, the Nameless Enemy, the Abhorred Dread, and the Lord of the Rings.... Priorities.. You're doing it wrong....
Has ingredients to create immortality and invincibility elixirs, owns a spellbook that contains forbidden spells, and is friends with a hobbit and wizard, but can't come up with an abortion spell. Well then...
She said she could eat an herb from the forbidden forest, to which he replied, "We can't do that. I'm Catholic." This implies the her would induce abortion and his religion will not allow that. Context clues make it easy to figure that out.
If menstruation happens only once every 10 years and a human menstruates every month and is pregnant for 9 months... Does that mean and elf's pregnancy lasts 90 years? O.O
+Superdarkcloud666 Depends on the canon. In LOTR (which this seems to be based on) humans have more raw physical strength. This comes up in Caradhras: neither Gimli nor Legolas would have been able to force out a path through the snow to let the hobbits get out, but Boromir and Aragorn pull it off.
"All Shall Love me and Despair.....You forgot to take out the recycling!" If that's moody from birth control. I would be scared to see how she is when she is PREGNANT. Lets not forget the food cravings!
***** It's just an artifact of a base 10 number system. If it makes you feel any better, just change the number to octal, hexadecimal, or some base 12 system.
There are lots of reasons why people are afraid of children, be it financial reasons, making sure one sets a good example, worrying they might get hurt, changing diapers, and all other responsibilities connected to that.
"My dad's Catholic"... JesusAllahBuddha, if I let my parent's religion influence ANY of my major life decisions (and they're pretty religious), I'd never forgive myself. Now I want to go get a sex change so I can have a gay heroin abortion.
![АЛАУДИНОВ у Скабеевой: эти их ВСУ нас НЕ ДОГОНЯТ 😁 [Пародия]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/an0anqU4WGQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"I got an elf girl pregnant!"
Gratz! Now you will die of old age before your kid is even a teenager, leaving the wife a single mother. Thanks dad.
You'll only die prematurely if you're hit by a mana bomb while trying to save the next leader of the Kirin Tor. C'mon, I know my Warcraft nerd bros are out there and will understand this reference.
+ZhangtheGreat I gotchu nerd bro.
It would be a half-elf so it would age closer to the rate of humans.
OptimusGPrime it would take 45 years at least for the baby to be born
That's practically what every billionaire does. I see no problem with that.
Only having a period every 10 years, Women must dream of that
What if that period time was a year long. Would you want it still?
ShayFae They never said that, so i'm assuming its just normal length
No I mean if it was that would you?xD
ShayFae IDK
guys too
it's even funnier when you know that Murph and Emily are actually married.
this is Moonshine's evil dangerously infertile high elf half-sister.
Kaloo Kalay, friend
I love this comment
When moonshine was talking to mawmaw murph about her not wanting to have children and if that was disappointing, did anyone else accidentally metaview it as a deeply intimate conversation between the couple instead of the characters. 😅
"I know it's not ideal.. but.. I could eat The Forbidden Herb of the Black Forest."
"We can't do that my dad's catholic."
"Right."
You saw the video too? I'm surprised.
+Radioactiv Pi wait, i didn't get that, what is it?? Forbidden herb??? what is it? is it like, a real thing?
+Natalie Lim The Forbidden Herb of the Black Forest is probably a reference to the flower known as nightshade, which is indeed very real. It's highly toxic and has been used as a natural abortion technique for centuries. In large doses it's lethal to humans, but in small doses it will only make you sick... and kill the fetus. Nightshade is also sometimes used to making various types of black ink. It has more uses than that, but those are the two most popular uses.
+Radioactiv Pi why is it every time i scroll down on the comments i read a quote right as i hear it in the video
+TheNightShadow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddd, Skyrim is suddenly a lot darker. I use nightshade in a lot of my potions. No wonder there's hardly any children. I killed all of them while running around swinging my poisoned sword like mad.
Oh, I love how Emily and Murph found their D&D sweet spot.
"i used to play a half elf in dungeons and dragons"
Me
+Aweausta Cognomen Me too! Half-elf Cleric. Level 22!
half-elves are for neeeeeeerds
jk half-elf all the way, my friend is a fucking barbarian fighter named grunkk tho, which means he's...special
Half-elf rogue
Aweausta I know this is random but I'm a halfling
Oh man... with childhood lasting decades, imagine the child support if they broke up.
😂😂😂😂 “ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!!! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE RECYCLING!” Omg they even mailed the effects for that part 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂
Who mailed them?
why is this majestic piece of art not a UA-cam Red original yet?
maybe because its 3 fucking years old, how would they put it on yt red in the first place if it didnt exist, idiot
Failman Movies Maybe because college humor has already been around for a while and has a show on YTR called Bad Internet. Also YTR already put up a show based on an original that was over a year old at the time. This show is called Single by 30, if you needed to look it up.
Red sux
How about a DrOpOuT oRiGiNaL?
Because it's good
What if elf uteruses are like GOT earth? Several years of period. Several years of ovulation.
Menstruation is coming.
For the night is dark and full of tampons
Holy fuck I just got back from a night shift and can't fucking sleep and all I can do I wrote stupid shit on UA-cam comments because I'm going CRAZY
+cat thornberg i'm laughing really hard right now
Best thing I've heard all day
+cat thornberg That would be so frustrating. In GOT they don't know how many years winter will last.
+cat thornberg I beliave you...
cat thornberg ii
This is a very old video but Emily looks really good as an elf
Correct my math if im mistaken, but if a Elf female has a period every 10 years (120 months) then her period would last and this is under the assumption a woman's period last about a week or 7 days, then a Elf Female's period would last about 30 months or 2 1/2 years?
+Selvokaz Math is scary
+Selvokaz You def over thinking it... xD
Not nessecarily. It doesn't take elves longer to do EVERYTHING. Imagine if they slept longer, took longer to eat or to go to the bathroom. "Legolas hurry up! You've been behind that tree for a day! We have to stop Sauron!"
As a woman that is way too depressing and terrifying to even think about. Pls no. But good math lol :)
Also if translated to human time her period is only about 3 days late
This is actually oddly sweet.
I think the Ringwraiths next door need some screen time
I was half expecting them to find out she's pregnant but then find out elf pregnancies last like 100 years and he'd be dead long before then.
Can they bring back this scholarship? I could really use that cash...
And one year later I'm saying the same thing.
same ;-;
Wish they would bring this back.
2:00 He would be an ... hybrid.( starts doctor who intro).
+Abraham Mireles Dude, It's been like the most cheesy line this season, It's hilarious.
+Abraham Mireles *a
An hybrid makes no sense, it would be *A* hybrid
Jessie Duke It makes perfect sense. It's called "a mistake".
let me check.
***** Everyone makes mistakes, everyone has those days, but I thought it was annoying that you said "an" because at the time I wasn't considering mistakes, and there are many people who really type an on purpose.
But wouldn't the guy have a life-span of a candle light compared to her?
Depends what kind of elf.
More like a housepet in most types
Rensune Still, that's kinda sad lol
+GreenGrounds More sad when you think she'll probably outlive the child
Rensune Now thats depressing.. Though she might have a choice to have a lifespan if this is based on Tolkien elves
how many of you know they both are actually married
The most average student. 3.0 and no club involvement
would hit the mark
Blake Kucera actually, the winner was a person with a 2.0 GPA.
That is a failing GPA at my college, but ok *****
Yeah, different colleges have different standards. Technically, a 2.0 means that you've been getting only "C's" and nothing else.
Thats a 2.5 at my college. 2.0 is a C- and there are no Ds anymore
+Blake Kucera To be really statistically average they would have to be white males.
YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE RECYCLING!
magical sauran pregnancy test, lol, that's two things I didn't think will ever go together, lol.
I love this pair !! And the series (:
..... So, they care about seeing one line in the bowl, but they don't care about seeing the Dark Lord of Mordor, the Necromancer, Gorthaur the Cruel, the Nameless Enemy, the Abhorred Dread, and the Lord of the Rings.... Priorities.. You're doing it wrong....
Diablos exactly!
I really dig this series- the production values are so over the top and the mixture of hipster and elivish speak is very funny.
Who knew that Nazgul is a metal band?
We train every day
HOW DID I JUST DISCOVER THIS NOW
Has ingredients to create immortality and invincibility elixirs, owns a spellbook that contains forbidden spells, and is friends with a hobbit and wizard, but can't come up with an abortion spell.
Well then...
She said she could eat an herb from the forbidden forest, to which he replied, "We can't do that. I'm Catholic." This implies the her would induce abortion and his religion will not allow that. Context clues make it easy to figure that out.
+CamoPrincess Plus, abortion is murder. It's a horrible way to avoid an unwanted pregnancy.
Annie Onimous I'm pro-life, I'm just saying that the original commenter missed some context clues that imply she could easily induce an abortion.
+Annie Onimous no,
+Annie Onimous Just no
If menstruation happens only once every 10 years and a human menstruates every month and is pregnant for 9 months... Does that mean and elf's pregnancy lasts 90 years? O.O
Make more of thesssee, precious!
You should do more of this
LMAAOOOOOOO two most average student scholarship I am ININNN!!!!
Schwarze Fahne hahaha true. Or maybe like 2 semesters of instate tuition part-time, not even full (our school is pretty cheap down here in FL).
You're living the dream dude. For all of us.
I love how the test result is literally the Eye of Sauron.
Damn, if I had my period every 10 years I'll be fucking rich from not having to buy pads and tampons.
I want more of this!!!
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE
best college humor series
I've always wondered. What advantages do humans have that elves don't?
Superdarkcloud666 I believe humans have a greater constitution (harder to kill).
+Superdarkcloud666 Less Xenophobic I guess and more inventive.
+Superdarkcloud666 Depends on the canon. In LOTR (which this seems to be based on) humans have more raw physical strength. This comes up in Caradhras: neither Gimli nor Legolas would have been able to force out a path through the snow to let the hobbits get out, but Boromir and Aragorn pull it off.
+Superdarkcloud666 Death
Elves can die. They age a hell of a lot slower, but they can die. They're not unkillable.
I can hear the nerds' obsession by just looking at the title...
"All Shall Love me and Despair.....You forgot to take out the recycling!" If that's moody from birth control. I would be scared to see how she is when she is PREGNANT. Lets not forget the food cravings!
my boyfrend said i looked just like the girl elf .
That's a compliment
Woah woah woah. Show me a picture of your ears.
+Chrice Chiu ear fetish?
Naw... I just wanna see elf ears. The ones on the girls in class are all fake... so just curious.
Ll
damn..she's hot.....and im a nerd ;-;.
Uh... I was forced through.. I failed and they passed me because I made em look bad.. You cant get anymore average than that XD
Ronan Bradford q
I LOVE it when stuff like this happens
There need to be more of this skit. How long has it been since a new one?
Why the fuck does his dad's religion have to do with this?
Catholics don't like the forbidden fruit
Lillian Swaim abortion
10 year old alert
If elves get periods every 10 years how long is pregnancy
the fact that he played dnd in a world where that stuff is real raises so may questions
Really love this series! :D
Last one to reply wins
did i win? :D
No.
neither did you and neither will I.
True that,
But perhaps i could be the winner?
Okay... Just gave the 8799th like... It's bugging me a little...
I KNOW, RIGHT?! It's like a little piece of me just waiting, BEGGING it to be a perfect, nice round number.
*****
It's just an artifact of a base 10 number system. If it makes you feel any better, just change the number to octal, hexadecimal, or some base 12 system.
Brennan the Goof That... Actually made sense.
Right now, the likes..... They're over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!
Love it she was like "it makes me SO moody though." Than shows that clip that was hilarious!
How did I never hear about this series until today?!
"my Dad's catholic" why she even asked him? why she have unprotected sex with him?? eternal life is not an excuse!
cardboard2night hey, shut up! :)
Yo is the average student scholarship still on 0_0 xD
"Can't do that my dads catholic" HAHAHAHA
I love this series so much!
I'm sorta missing the days when humans weren't afraid of human offspring.
Umm... its not that people are scared of kids they are scared of their parents
The two are not mutually exclusive. Also, I was talking more about people being afraid of GENERATING human offspring.
Krshwunk Well even in that case, people are scared not of the child, in this case its purely financial and how their family will respond
There are lots of reasons why people are afraid of children, be it financial reasons, making sure one sets a good example, worrying they might get hurt, changing diapers, and all other responsibilities connected to that.
Krshwunk True
So many LoTR refs.
i wonder why?
I couldn't even tell if the eye was the pregnancy test or the eye of sauron 😂
When your roll a nat 20 on a pregnancy test.
I got a first response ad before this lolz
"My dad's Catholic"... JesusAllahBuddha, if I let my parent's religion influence ANY of my major life decisions (and they're pretty religious), I'd never forgive myself. Now I want to go get a sex change so I can have a gay heroin abortion.
ArkhamInmateE32b not all Catholics hate abortion I'm Catholic and I think it's fine
ArkhamInmateE32b You do what you want. It's your life.
Remember when CollegeHumour was funny?
I don't.
+LovableWierdo Remember when random douchebags hating free entertainment was original?
I don't.
TheTrueWolfboy Lawl.
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!
“could totally relate to it” - perfect parent in the making. XD
The ad at the end about the average student scholarship made me laugh more than the vid itself
The Elf Girlfriend actress is so talented! haha so funny!
Oh man, I so wish this show would come back and they'd make some more episodes. Sooo hilarious!
We need more of these
It was totally worth expanding out all these comments
Please bring this series back
ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR-- YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE RECYCLING!!!
wouldn't pregnancy take like 90 years for her? kind of a moot point on his end
This series is the best ahahaha
this is probably the funniest reply chain i've read
Emilia-tan pls be born soon
Agreed NPslayer21, they're always making me laugh!
I love My Elf Girlfriend, keep 'em comin :)
Omg I so want to them to make more of these!
This just reminded me I didn't take my birth control this morning. Thank you!
You two... Funny funny funny..... Love you guys."
These are great!! Keep it up!
Got this video recommended a day before Valentine's day.
Smart UA-cam.
But I don't have any girlfriend, so, not so smart UA-cam.
I wish I this wasn’t filmed 7 years ago... I need that money for college 😂
More of these!!! They are cool
Please do more of these videos!!!
I'm flattered, it took me many hours of thinking to come up with a perfect name.
deeply disturbed that dungeons and dragons still exists in the universe of this sketch
Definitely also bring back the bad mans, there's still a lot of villains you haven't done yet
This series is awesome
I played a half elf in d&d so maybe I could replay to it....- every nervous unprepared family member of an interracial couple
I keep waiting for Adam Conover to show up and ruin EVERYTHING.
Cool series! Keep it up, CH!
Oh no his chocolate bar flew out of his mouth!
lol that comment with your picture XD
the ad in the end:
i live in europe= free school
yay.
love these