Your mother is hiding a very large secret. She knows of the forbidden way of the so called towel hat. By no means are you to ask her, for she may tell you- and will have to kill you. I shouldn't even be talking about this. I hope your new life free from ignorance is safe.
@@esobelisk3110 Many of people have tried and failed to find the forbidden towel hat method. Alas I do not know and do not wish to know. For those who obtain the knowledge of the forbidden method and dare use it, would perish, if they were not worthy of it.
Ok so how you do the twisty towel hair thing is 1. Bend over like your touching your toes and have the towel draped over your head 2. Twist the hanging part of the towel 3. Flip back up but not to hard so you don’t destroy the twisty part 4. Profit
@@fuzya8636 ill teach you :flushed step 1: flip ur hair forward (like bend over and flip your hair over ur face) step 2: put towel ontop (like near the back of your head or whatever so its hanging over ur fac aswell) step 3: turn it (ONCE!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO IMPORTANT) step 3.5: (make sure to turn the rest of the towel not just the part above your face) step 4: rest it on the top of your head >:) done (i dont do it correctly tho but it do be like that sometimes [context: i have short hair])
@@silkyxcore5497 "Hon" is sometimes used when expressing slight irritation or exasperation or when trying to discreetly belittle someone. At least that's what I've seen in the past
Calling your partner sweetheart whether you're mad at him or not. You will never see a person so confused. It's like they don't get more subtle facial expressions or tone of voice. ... I recommend it.
honestly I love the villain one. Can you imagine, a novel that started where you expect a nihilistic story to end -- with the "heroes" defeat. except then the villain decides, after yet another child is defeated by their hand, that they're going to go fight that god that keeps sending children to die. and perhaps the villain isnt a villain after all. or perhaps he is. it doesn't matter. people may fear when a good man goes to war, but they should equally fear when a bad man faces against injustice
I am hoping to write a story in the future where a "villain" is notorious for forcing a magically binding slave contract onto everyone he employs. The twist is that the contract is in favor of the "enslaved" and simply allows him to protect those in his care
@@comicsans5812 It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming and on days like this, kids like you should be burning in hell. (sorry couldn't help myself)
@@dramaticartisan Will Solace and Nico Di'Angilo (think that's how it's spelled). They are characters from Rick Riordan's book series's. They were shown in the Percy Jackson series, they became a couple at the end of the Heroes of Olympus series and were shown as a couple in the Trials of Apollo series.
3:16 As the Sarcastic A*shole I am, I can tell You that I use these Words in that Way. You don’t know how Many of my Rivals I’ve Confused by calling them: “Babe”, “Sweetheart”, “Dear”, “Darling”, etc. And I call my Best Friend an Idiot, so Yeah (Only when we are Joking around).
“Then beg” is the most powerful comeback on the internet, it’s not the most interesting or creative it doesn’t even burn, but by god is it powerful in its own way.
I read this and just had a scene pop in my head. It's vague, but basically Kaiba breaks down a wall with Blue Eyes White Dragon looming behind him, and says to the goons in the room he broke into, "So, which one of you brainless morons wants to die first? Or did you think you could get away with kidnapping my little brother?" Probably will file that away for a potential scene in a future fanfic
2:06 okay out of context snippet here about one of my characters but I have a villain OC named Zealot and she CAN and HAS killed heroes and villains alike for getting children involved. Hell, I think she actually killed a demigod once because she got wind of him sending teens to fight villains.
@@etps4444 oh lawd... Well, that's lovely! I actually haven't done too much with her. If you're interested, I could get you her profile? It will be a bit.
@@etps4444 Name: Zealot Powers: Demonic energy/flame, summoning Affiliation: Team NEMESIS Villainous goal: Serve her patron demon Standards: Will not hurt children
@@AverageEldritchEntity This is super cool. I love a villain that still retains some morals. ^∆^ I've tried to write characters like that before, but it's not as easy as it seems. 👀'
The moment the one about the ancient villain comforting the young hero who was unfairly chosen to fight the god’s battles started I immediately thought of Ganon and Link from The Legend Of Zelda, it just feels so perfect for some reason.
Guessing you have long hair, Lean over like you are going to touch your toes and have your hair flip over so that it's in your face then put the towel on top twist the part that is dangling then return to standing with the twisted part of your towel on top of your head.
Rather than trying to learn with a normal towel, get a hair wrap towel. It's a lot more intuitive to use and it keeps your hair in the towel more securely because it has an elastic on the back.
that’s my OC who wants to wipe out all of humanity because it keeps killing his race. His son is the one trying to fight him. Not because he likes humanity but because he hates his father and wants to become the new ruler. The son is building an army out of abused, traumatized children whose lives sucked, giving them powers and sending them to fight him. Because kids are easier to manipulate. I will write this book
I did the math. If he recited the whole bee movie script at constant 420 words per minute, his act would be 3 times shorter than the film. Fucking legend.
That one about randomly capitalizing words is something I actually do, except with using colored or bolded text like some sorta tutorial. “Hey man, could you get me the *Box Of Donuts* real quick by walking up to it and pressing the *Action Button* on your controller.”
2:07 This puts the isekai genre in a whole new different perspective. Well, no, not entirely new, but it gives more focus to an element not a lot of people realize about the isekai genre.
Gaud: Brown eyes with a dark ring around the iris are gorgeous!!! Me, who has brown eyes and a dark ring around the iris: *happy tears* Gaud thinks eyes like mine are gorgeous and I'm so damn happy right now...
Same here! I’ve only been told I have pretty eyes once, and the woman who told me that was my gf at the time so I low-key thought she was just sweet-talking me.
This is how I do it: 1. After removing yourself from shower or tub bend neck and hair upside down into the shower or tub. 2. After grabbing towel (standard size is best) take long edge and place just below hair line at back of neck. 3. Pull taught forward to forehead then tuck left side under right slowly twisting until full twist appears. 4. Then while holding the twist lean back to full standing position place twist up and over head. It should look almost sultan crown levels or Pharoah crown like. Also when ready to remove just untwist slowly never pull while twisted as it can cause damage.
I was watching this while my dog was sitting next to me. When Seymour said "cheeseburger" my dog whipped his head over to the screen so fast, and then proceeded to try and lick my phone.
One of these days, I am going to play a game, and I am going to hear Seymour's voice, and I am going to laugh remembering these Tumblr videos, and non of my friends will know why.
I love the people in the comments saying the ancient towel hat method is passed down after proving yourself worthy to the elders but I also love the people giving instructions on how to do them.
@Too Many Ocs I read that like Glados from portal 2 when she first wakes up, like, with all the scorn and derision of someone who was tossed into an incinerator, and it was POWERFUL
4:27 im no longer apart of the female clan but i as an ex member i know their secrets. 1. flip your hair over so that it's covering ur face (or wrap the towel around the top of your head if ur hair is short 2. twist 3. flip conglaturations
I told my youth pastor one of the jokes from these videos, the one about the cowboy clown, and it felt amazing! He said afterward that when I started the joke, he felt like it was going to be both awesome and something he'd regret, and he was right
I am a male and I have long hair, that towel burka is a skill one develop with time and practice and it is a very comfortable way to dry your hair without pulling on it.
For those of you wondering the gps has to go about mach 1.79 at height before shut down. Also fun fact it probably would have shut down anyway cause it's -56.5 degrees Celsius outside.
Watching a video of text screenshots being read to you is like the adult version of your parents reading you a bedtime story. Except they can't stop and make you go to sleep when it's over.
The whole "then beg" thing made me feel Gaud or Puki feels
Yes..
It's Puki
That was a *huge bood*
I said "Then beg" to a friend, and lemme tell you....I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE POWERFUL-
Lucky I prepared a comeback that although is weaker, can turn the tides when used correctly.
I showed my mom the “towel hat” bit and she muttered, “Amateurs...”
Your mother is hiding a very large secret. She knows of the forbidden way of the so called towel hat. By no means are you to ask her, for she may tell you- and will have to kill you. I shouldn't even be talking about this. I hope your new life free from ignorance is safe.
Miraculousdragoneyes 1407 what is the forbidden way of the towel hat?
@@esobelisk3110 Many of people have tried and failed to find the forbidden towel hat method. Alas I do not know and do not wish to know. For those who obtain the knowledge of the forbidden method and dare use it, would perish, if they were not worthy of it.
@Miraculousdragoneyes 1407 Fool that you are... _My mother taught me the secret years ago._ I’ll never tell.
As a guy with long hair... the secret to getting a good towel hat is putting the towel over your head, then spinning your head around. Physics, yo.
I am wearing my bee movie script shirt coincidencentally and I am so happy
THEY HAVE A SHIRT?!?!?!
@@N3verFam0us of course
@@N3verFam0us The bee movie script is everywhere, you can't escape it.
Where can I get this shirt?
Hamiltrash
This is where I got mine from, although I’m not sure if you can get it in time or if it’s too expensive
Ok so how you do the twisty towel hair thing is
1. Bend over like your touching your toes and have the towel draped over your head
2. Twist the hanging part of the towel
3. Flip back up but not to hard so you don’t destroy the twisty part
4. Profit
@Emil C.you must show your worth in battle before the elders depart such knowledge
@Emil C. Instinct if you got long hair and understand how a towel friction works
I am ashamed to say that it took me years to master the technique. I wish you luck on your journey
You mean this isn't common knowledge???
@@fjewkhey3545 NO???
“Important voice”? You mean John Mulaney? That man just Speaks In Initial Capitals
Underrated comment
My internal monologue shifted to John Mulaney as I read this. Bravo!
Queen from deltarune is now voiced by John Mulaney
As a trans man, the only good part about growing up as a “girl” is getting to learn how to do the twisty towel hat when you wash your hair
As a cis guy with long hair, it just came naturally to me. Even before I grew my hair out, I knew the theory.
I beg to differ, I'm a girl and no one's ever taught me how to do that. I mean for real, how the hell do yall do that?? Witchcraft, I say!
Do you just like roll it up and twist is until it’s a knot?
@@fuzya8636 ill teach you :flushed
step 1: flip ur hair forward (like bend over and flip your hair over ur face)
step 2: put towel ontop (like near the back of your head or whatever so its hanging over ur fac aswell)
step 3: turn it (ONCE!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO IMPORTANT)
step 3.5: (make sure to turn the rest of the towel not just the part above your face)
step 4: rest it on the top of your head
>:) done (i dont do it correctly tho but it do be like that sometimes [context: i have short hair])
@@Midnight-Starfish I hate going to Walmart or any store and looking at all our diverse clothes and then for men it’s just bland
Okay, but i think i have done the "sweetheart" and "darling" in some writing with a female villain
Y E S
*Jotaro voice * yes, yes, yes, yes, YES
I feel like Darling and sweetheart is the go to words we girls use when talking to someone we don't like 😅
@@silkyxcore5497 "Hon" is sometimes used when expressing slight irritation or exasperation or when trying to discreetly belittle someone. At least that's what I've seen in the past
Calling your partner sweetheart whether you're mad at him or not. You will never see a person so confused. It's like they don't get more subtle facial expressions or tone of voice.
... I recommend it.
The comments from the post with the rock pillows went, in order:
-Hufflepuff
-Slytherin
-Ravenclaw
-Gryffindor
* as House Ravenclaw * yeah. Slyth is fucked up.
Slytherin: Screw you too, Rave. At least I don't cuss in front of Hufflepuff.
Me: true.
As a guy with long hair, I can confidently tell you that I have absolutely no idea how girls do the twisty-towel hair thing...
The way I do it is just by holding a towel between my hair and my back, wrapping it around my hair, and then just winding it up on top of my head.
@@CABRALFAN27 I do a similar thing, but a bit differently, I think.
After twisting it, you can also keep it from untwisting or falling by tucking the end of the twist underneath the towel at the back of your head.
literally all i do is lean over, put the towel on the back of my head, fold one side in (snugly) and then the other, twist until satisfied
As a girl I would just like to say, 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙚
honestly I love the villain one. Can you imagine, a novel that started where you expect a nihilistic story to end -- with the "heroes" defeat. except then the villain decides, after yet another child is defeated by their hand, that they're going to go fight that god that keeps sending children to die.
and perhaps the villain isnt a villain after all. or perhaps he is. it doesn't matter. people may fear when a good man goes to war, but they should equally fear when a bad man faces against injustice
Underrated comment here. Screenshotting cause that's real good
@@itsgirlcraft5842 I totally forgot i said this lmao
I am hoping to write a story in the future where a "villain" is notorious for forcing a magically binding slave contract onto everyone he employs. The twist is that the contract is in favor of the "enslaved" and simply allows him to protect those in his care
3:18 not a brony but that last one is Rarity to everything that breathes.
Treehugger: "But what about..."
Rarity: "Especially the trees."
That's so accurate. 😆
I was thinking that
2:10 DAMN YoU SEYMOUR THaT ACTUALLY MADE Me CRY
Edit: I’m playing this on repeat
I want that villain to comfort me
I WANT TO CONFRONT THOSE GODS.
DESTROY THE GODS AND RULE IN THEIR PLACE. FOR WE MUST EAT THE RICH
Ayo who wants a cheese burger
@@AverageEldritchEntity UNLEASH THE KARENS!!!
Seeing the brushy cat as the thumbnail puts a smile on my face
Seeing cats in general puts a smile on my face
2:06-2:29 Um... Why is this the Percy Jackson series? Specifically the first set of books?
That what I was thinking 😂
Yeah pretty much. That's the best summary we got.
Percy Jackson once he turns into a villain
@@tinavaleska4193 most Chaos fanfictions
Yup. Yup.
Blue eye with black ring around the iris? Sounds like sans
Sooo, I'm Sans?
Shh, you'll summon him.
*megalovaina plays in the background*
@@dawnwayfinder Well I have blue eyes with black rings around the iris so technically using that logic, I am Sans and I have been summoned
@@comicsans5812 It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming and on days like this, kids like you should be burning in hell. (sorry couldn't help myself)
I barely saw anyone comment about this and it made me sad... The second I saw "significant annoyance" I screamed SOLANGELO
YES!
Who and what
@@dramaticartisan Will Solace and Nico Di'Angilo (think that's how it's spelled). They are characters from Rick Riordan's book series's. They were shown in the Percy Jackson series, they became a couple at the end of the Heroes of Olympus series and were shown as a couple in the Trials of Apollo series.
0:30 judging by the username, he really doesn’t
I see the pixilation on their avi and I Don’t Like It
Oof
Oh- pfft lol
3:16
As the Sarcastic A*shole I am, I can tell You that I use these Words in that Way.
You don’t know how Many of my Rivals I’ve Confused by calling them: “Babe”, “Sweetheart”, “Dear”, “Darling”, etc.
And I call my Best Friend an Idiot, so Yeah (Only when we are Joking around).
Everybody has called their best friend an idiot an one point or another
“Then beg” is the most powerful comeback on the internet, it’s not the most interesting or creative it doesn’t even burn, but by god is it powerful in its own way.
"Would you prefer special guy or significant other?"
"Significant annoyance in your case."
2:58
But like seriously. If someone with blue eyes and a dark ring is glaring at you, you should run. The blue eyes white dragon got summoned.
I read this and just had a scene pop in my head. It's vague, but basically Kaiba breaks down a wall with Blue Eyes White Dragon looming behind him, and says to the goons in the room he broke into, "So, which one of you brainless morons wants to die first? Or did you think you could get away with kidnapping my little brother?"
Probably will file that away for a potential scene in a future fanfic
2:06 okay out of context snippet here about one of my characters but I have a villain OC named Zealot and she CAN and HAS killed heroes and villains alike for getting children involved. Hell, I think she actually killed a demigod once because she got wind of him sending teens to fight villains.
_Tell me more right now._
@@etps4444 oh lawd... Well, that's lovely! I actually haven't done too much with her. If you're interested, I could get you her profile? It will be a bit.
@@AverageEldritchEntity
Sure!! :)
@@etps4444
Name: Zealot
Powers: Demonic energy/flame, summoning
Affiliation: Team NEMESIS
Villainous goal: Serve her patron demon
Standards: Will not hurt children
@@AverageEldritchEntity
This is super cool. I love a villain that still retains some morals. ^∆^
I've tried to write characters like that before, but it's not as easy as it seems. 👀'
3:16 Animal Crossing personalities in a nutshell:
Romantic "Dude" = Jock
Platonic "Babe" = Smug
Rival "Sweetheart" = Sisterly
Partner "Bastard" = Cranky
Can't stand you "Darling" = Snooty
I don't play animal crossing, but I know this is accurate for some reason...
This reminds of ProZD reciting the entirety of Peter Pan from memory
The moment the one about the ancient villain comforting the young hero who was unfairly chosen to fight the god’s battles started I immediately thought of Ganon and Link from The Legend Of Zelda, it just feels so perfect for some reason.
I actually showed that last post to my girlfriend a couple years ago and she laughed SO hard, because I was equally surprised.
Heck, I'm a girl and I still don't know how to make those damn towel hats!
_Weakling_
Guessing you have long hair,
Lean over like you are going to touch your toes and have your hair flip over so that it's in your face then put the towel on top twist the part that is dangling then return to standing with the twisted part of your towel on top of your head.
Rather than trying to learn with a normal towel, get a hair wrap towel. It's a lot more intuitive to use and it keeps your hair in the towel more securely because it has an elastic on the back.
There are 2 types of people:
*Weakling*
And
**Actually explains how to do the thing**
Me neither
That kind villain one pretty much sums up the plot of RWBY in my opinion.
Kind of, except Salem doesn't really care. All she wants is the Gods dead, revenge on Ozma, and her own death.
Yes Gentlemen our hair is in the twisty part of the towel hats thats how their made... please dont yank on them... we will scream in pain. ^-^||
2:10
I WANT THIS. SOMEONE WRITE THIS AS A CLIMAX OF A NOVAL. PLEASE!
the villain is the mc and that's the opening
Its Percy jackson lmao
that’s my OC who wants to wipe out all of humanity because it keeps killing his race. His son is the one trying to fight him. Not because he likes humanity but because he hates his father and wants to become the new ruler. The son is building an army out of abused, traumatized children whose lives sucked, giving them powers and sending them to fight him. Because kids are easier to manipulate. I will write this book
@@Leader7353 Update when you can
@@legenwing6115 fuck.. I just had the same idea.
I did the math. If he recited the whole bee movie script at constant 420 words per minute, his act would be 3 times shorter than the film. Fucking legend.
I am a significant annoyance to my friends XDDD
Whintel it’s from Percy Jackson
Me, too. :D
The villain one made me feel some shit, man
Seymour read out my best friend’s post and I have never felt more proud.
That one about randomly capitalizing words is something I actually do, except with using colored or bolded text like some sorta tutorial. “Hey man, could you get me the *Box Of Donuts* real quick by walking up to it and pressing the *Action Button* on your controller.”
2:07
This puts the isekai genre in a whole new different perspective. Well, no, not entirely new, but it gives more focus to an element not a lot of people realize about the isekai genre.
Gaud: Brown eyes with a dark ring around the iris are gorgeous!!!
Me, who has brown eyes and a dark ring around the iris: *happy tears* Gaud thinks eyes like mine are gorgeous and I'm so damn happy right now...
Same here! I’ve only been told I have pretty eyes once, and the woman who told me that was my gf at the time so I low-key thought she was just sweet-talking me.
It's always late night in some part of the world. Glad that this time it's in my timezone.
The best part of this being posted in the morning is that I work night-shift at a retail store, so it is late night for me.
1:28
You mean the fire nation (giggles) a-SNACK-ed
YeeeeEEeeeEEsS!
When your real name is in the title....he ho that's me
Your real name is Shreeax?
@@pandalover5292 Trinity
THIS NOW CONCERNS ME IMMENSELY
@@Mire-Drive r/woooooooooosh
@@pandalover5292 shut up
Me: hears Trinity
Also me: AYAYAYAYAY HOW DO YOU KNOW MAH NAME
I love the UPS and FED-EX rivalry
According to all known laws of aviation...
There is no way a bee should be able to fly
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think are impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
The villain being nice to the hero and mad at the gods gave me Percy Jackson vibes and I don’t know why.
DON’T YOU DARE PUT THE LORAX IN WITH THAT BLASPHEMOUS LOT, IT WAS A FINE MOVIE!!
Shrek just got meme’d out for me…
I got visibly flustered at the brown eyes post because I have brown eyes with dark rings, then I realised I may have a problem
Heh, wouldn't know that feeling.
When I see my name in the title...
Oh, you know I’m watching
I never thought I’d see PM do the wholesome BBEG post but I’m so glad he did
This is how I do it:
1. After removing yourself from shower or tub bend neck and hair upside down into the shower or tub.
2. After grabbing towel (standard size is best) take long edge and place just below hair line at back of neck.
3. Pull taught forward to forehead then tuck left side under right slowly twisting until full twist appears.
4. Then while holding the twist lean back to full standing position place twist up and over head. It should look almost sultan crown levels or Pharoah crown like.
Also when ready to remove just untwist slowly never pull while twisted as it can cause damage.
It would take that person about 32 minutes to say the whole bee move script
4:16
Kinda sounds like the episode "The Power of Three", but with rocks instead of cubes.
2:35 is from Percy Jackson
I was watching this while my dog was sitting next to me. When Seymour said "cheeseburger" my dog whipped his head over to the screen so fast, and then proceeded to try and lick my phone.
it's too early for these comments. i'll come back later
Nah, you’re already here.......there is no escape
Now?
It’s time
I actually have a ring of blue around my irises lol
The fact that someone would even suggest a shreeax fandom scares me
"Then beg"
Once I sent almost the entire Bee Movie script to my friends!
One of these days, I am going to play a game, and I am going to hear Seymour's voice, and I am going to laugh remembering these Tumblr videos, and non of my friends will know why.
Omg I've now realizes how many times called my bff babe
2:34 : *exists*
me: nice solangelo reference ya got there
*turns on my phone*
"The Shreeax Movie"
*Turns off my phone*
Those pillows are gonna cost a lot, I'd recommend the bees
I put my hair in a towel after time I get out of the bath/shower. Yet I can’t remember how to make the towel hat whenever not in that situation
00:30 that dudes name was literally “yiffmaster”. Amazing
In my house both my dad and brother make the “towel hats”
The towel hat bit was made even more amusing due to the fact that I am currently wearing said towel hat
I didn't look who's channel this was on, and I knew I recognize the voice… And I was like :0 when I realized who it was.
then beg is my favorite rebuttal
The time I felt most powerful is when I pinned my 12 year cousin when I was 8.
His dad wouldn’t help him so I felt even more powerful.
It was nice.
I have brown eyes with a dark ring around my pupil.
Black eyes.
I have black eyes.
It’s funny because just a few weeks ago my mom finally taught me how to create the legendary towel hat.
"YOUR HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART???"
Y..eah...? Where did you think all their hair went?? XD
Probably think it's twirled underneath the towel, as opposed to being actually in it. I dunno I'm not that guy.
3:16
A gay person
A gay person to his female friend
any female anime character to the BBEG
Percy to the gods
Mettaton to sans
That last one could also be DJ Grooves to The Conductor
does the BBEG stand for big bad elephant gun or am I missing something here
@@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 It's short for Big Bad Evil Guy aka the villain of a D&D campaign, can still be used for a normal villain.
I wasn't the only one who thought of mettaton
To seek salvation in madness is a curious form of damnation, but understandably a preferable one. Considering sanity can be such hell.
I love the people in the comments saying the ancient towel hat method is passed down after proving yourself worthy to the elders but I also love the people giving instructions on how to do them.
Fun fact- your important voice sounds like smash bros announcement guy- and I love it!
2:34
See he’s talking about group projects
I AGREE
it's 2AM. PM, take some bread.
That one about gods sending kids and teens to fight their fights for them hit hard man
I was like "man, I sure am sad.. I want to listen to pm read out tumblr posts" and as soon as I open youtube: bam- amazing person right there
I've always been partial to "then perish" rather than "then beg," although I get that it's for a completely different context
😂 I love the hat hair thing at the end. I don’t have long hair anymore so I don’t do it anymore but it’s adorable how guys don’t know how it works.
The towel turban is a mystery of physics to us guys.
The thumbnail is always the best part
Or whenever a word is in all caps, Just shouted.
here an example
I love DOGS.
Hello, why am I early, it shouldn’t be possible.
Because you is speed
Oh.
It's you.
@@AverageEldritchEntity so we meet again.
@Too Many Ocs I read that like Glados from portal 2 when she first wakes up, like, with all the scorn and derision of someone who was tossed into an incinerator, and it was POWERFUL
@@Callie_Cosmo I am scorned by his username and he is enchanted by my pfp
Promptly after this I looked up
"How do towel hat"
And now after this vod has died down I'm finally secure enough to say it
Significant annoyance - I nearly fell on the floor. That got me, bro.
4:25
"when you need fast delivery we come through" ... the wall, apparently
4:27
im no longer apart of the female clan but i as an ex member i know their secrets.
1. flip your hair over so that it's covering ur face (or wrap the towel around the top of your head if ur hair is short
2. twist
3. flip
conglaturations
I'm a guy with long hair since ~14/15 and grew up in a mostly female household...I have NO IDEA how to make a towel hat. I just let it dry naturally.
The villain/hero part I saw many times already in Pinterest
I told my youth pastor one of the jokes from these videos, the one about the cowboy clown, and it felt amazing! He said afterward that when I started the joke, he felt like it was going to be both awesome and something he'd regret, and he was right
I am a male and I have long hair, that towel burka is a skill one develop with time and practice and it is a very comfortable way to dry your hair without pulling on it.
For those of you wondering the gps has to go about mach 1.79 at height before shut down. Also fun fact it probably would have shut down anyway cause it's -56.5 degrees Celsius outside.
I love your binge compilation
Watching a video of text screenshots being read to you is like the adult version of your parents reading you a bedtime story. Except they can't stop and make you go to sleep when it's over.
I kinda wanna try brushing my cat with a toothbrush. Edit: she started purrin, was nice.