I was wondering if it was his dad. Lol but he was having the time of his life. I would love to sit in a restaurant or movie theater with a funny movie or even scary to hear his belly laugh.. 😂🤣 hard to be too scared with that laugher laughing every time someone gets their soul sucked out. 🤣😂👻😹😹😹
When you tell people you're divorced and they tell you how horrible it is. They say they couldn't do it. Sometimes it takes self control not to smack people. I used to have a self esteem balloon but it got popped and trampled. Thank God for comedians like this!
@@freedaboyoung3722 I think half the audience folded their arms and refused to laugh when he criticized married people who tell him they don't believe in divorce. I thought he was funny but it was weird hearing some people laughing loudly while the easily offended people remained silent. It was like a collection of individual laughs instead of crowd noise.
I grew up in a family where we went to a Christmas tree farm, chopped/sawed down a tree and put it in our living room. However, several years into our now 25+ years of marriage, my wife said, (when we were looking at our Christmas tree we had just finished decorating) "what about chopping down a living organism and watching it slowly die in our living room celebrates the light and love in our lives?" You can't "un-hear" that and throughout that holiday season, I would look at the tree, the needles that had dropped around it, and remember what she said. The next year, I readily agreed to an artificial tree. It was fairly expensive, but hardly the cost of years of real trees (plus it looked pretty good).....
Family guy did a bit where Peter beat up the "bully" kids from one of the commercials too. Lol. I was always hoping the rabbit would get his Trix too. ;) Best wishes to you, and the clip of Peter is probably on UA-cam if you're interested
1:20 noooo, you can absolutely! ask. Please do. Been dancing with friends and a guy just came up and asked "Hey, can I dance with you?" it was great! We danced for the rest of the night and went out to a date the week after.
As a fellow autism parent, I can relate with some stories that are hilarious and exhausting at the same time. Just have to laugh about things sometimes
@@grumpyoldguy584 not at all. TRY READING FOR A CHANGE. Who uses grumpy? Are you Constipated? Hey dip wit- comedy is like music. Your dull Witt, Hick style is not mine- sharp witted, happy for lucky 🍀 I make lemonade of lemons. You cannot
And hey, maybe officers armed and hired to protect school children that won't go in(but even said if their child was in there then they would have definitely gone in) should be held to military standards in an act of war for an Act of Cowardice. Are they just there for the donuts? Hire returning vets who would run into enemy fire to defend your schools, it costs the same to print welfare, unemployment, etc as it does a good job with a paycheck Also, a school could have a drone with a 500 round capacity that works on geo-fi. It's not accessable by the internet, the network doesn't even exist. The drone knows it's location to the layout of the school/campus. The power for the system is on a battery backup with generator locked in a rooftop cage. Two people have access to device, one is in locked office at all times. In event of shooting, drone goes live. Camera 1 at the door is fish rewound to last motion segments. One second later, camera 1 shows still frame of shooter enter. Military vet, Dean, clicks on shooter. Drone flies out of office at 60 mph, flies upstairs and takes out shooter, drone might land and grip at carpeting, or suction cup to glass or smooth flooring for accuracy and recoil control System costs 50k, a teacher makes 85
Dry Bar comedians: “My spouse has a quirk. Love the spouse, don’t get the quirk.” Some comedians from the Wet Bar: “I don’t get my spouse, and I don’t want to. Why did I get married? ‘Cause I had to”
It was over 3 decades ago, but all through my college undergrad I sold Plasma. I thought it was brilliant. I could read and do my homework and afterwards I had enough money for a case of Ramon or Mac-n-Cheese (which I subsisted on along with P & J sandwiches). Its the perfect gig for a poor college student. 🙂 As for "Overdraft Protection," what that means is the bank covers your check, so the people who received and cashed it still get the money. (Which is a reminder to "Read the Instructions.") ;-)
I was on a first date, and I went to the bathroom planning to NOT go back to the table. I talked it over with a random stranger in the restaurant ladies room and decided it was safer to finish the date (which was going on and on due to his nonstop talking). For months after, he stalked me by phone.
You know it's funny as the Red Bull bit is that actually could be how my wife got COVID and died. It's hard listening to comedy cuz they don't mean anything by it, but as much as it helps me to get through that 20 minutes without crying to hear something funny You got to get reminded everywhere. My wife would have laughed at the missionary bit at the end cuz she was Mormon. Great set though. Good guy
Honey, there will never be a time when something doesn't remind you, and sometimes when you think you are finally strong something random will utterly blindside you. Sadly, this will be LONG after many people think it reasonable for you to have "moved on from grief."
Everyone that has been in my car, liked my driving, they were never nervous about my driving, UNLESS I wanted them to be nervous so they would get out of my car and my life
What book was he referencing from grade school ? That little dance the flute OMG what jungle house monster book was that? Somebody please help me for the life of me I cannot remember the name of the book/story.
Yeah, there was a lot of tension in his appearance. He seemed to be all sharp angles. His performance seems like a performance, as he said. He's not one of those class clown types who is always the joker. This is an act, and tension may be the opposite of how he normally is, so something high energy to play with.
Oh you say single? And then you start out with that you are divorced, that is a different status. I am single as in never been married and yes I am 59 years old. I doubt I'll ever be able to relate to one fully who is divorced. Although my parents separated and divorced and ran away from home when I was a teenager and another relative became my legal guardian so I do know a little bit about that aspect of divorce.
That one guy that laughed louder than the rest, he should be paid to sit in the audience for every comedian
He isn't already? 😂
I was wondering if it was his dad. Lol but he was having the time of his life. I would love to sit in a restaurant or movie theater with a funny movie or even scary to hear his belly laugh.. 😂🤣 hard to be too scared with that laugher laughing every time someone gets their soul sucked out. 🤣😂👻😹😹😹
I just call him provo Don! And .. aahahah
@@Digital.Photography seriously?
No.
Unless you want to detract from most shows.
I really enjoyed his comedy.… I like the way his mind thinks
When you tell people you're divorced and they tell you how horrible it is. They say they couldn't do it. Sometimes it takes self control not to smack people. I used to have a self esteem balloon but it got popped and trampled. Thank God for comedians like this!
The crowd deserves more recognition. They’re excellent. A comedians dream
Why would they deserve attention for laughing? It's not their job to be a good audience lol.
@@matthewhunter6421they're being sarcastic. The crowd barely laughed. Even though his jokes were quite funny and relatable
@@freedaboyoung3722 I think half the audience folded their arms and refused to laugh when he criticized married people who tell him they don't believe in divorce.
I thought he was funny but it was weird hearing some people laughing loudly while the easily offended people remained silent.
It was like a collection of individual laughs instead of crowd noise.
The part about the rose is hilarious 😂 😃
I grew up in a family where we went to a Christmas tree farm, chopped/sawed down a tree and put it in our living room. However, several years into our now 25+ years of marriage, my wife said, (when we were looking at our Christmas tree we had just finished decorating) "what about chopping down a living organism and watching it slowly die in our living room celebrates the light and love in our lives?" You can't "un-hear" that and throughout that holiday season, I would look at the tree, the needles that had dropped around it, and remember what she said. The next year, I readily agreed to an artificial tree. It was fairly expensive, but hardly the cost of years of real trees (plus it looked pretty good).....
My recorded voice hasn't been through puberty yet!! Best line ever
I've never heard of this guy before but this was pretty funny. I actually laughed throughout it. A+
Rofl! He pegged my friend perfectly with "That didn't help me." In the chicken with a semi joke. 🤣
Yooooooo!!!
The standard has gone up Dry Bar.
And if I had enough money I'd tip em all!
Thank You.
Man, tough crowd. He's funny and a great storyteller
its during covid so not many people. its probably a year old
Their theater only seats like 50 people. It was a great audience by the sound of it.
Nah he is boring and not funny... I just made a comment about how brave he is to be up there telling such boring stories...
Thanks!
the clubbing description was hilarious, clearly the audience has never been
I was always frustrated for the rabbit too!
Family guy did a bit where Peter beat up the "bully" kids from one of the commercials too. Lol. I was always hoping the rabbit would get his Trix too. ;)
Best wishes to you, and the clip of Peter is probably on UA-cam if you're interested
1:20 noooo, you can absolutely! ask. Please do. Been dancing with friends and a guy just came up and asked "Hey, can I dance with you?" it was great! We danced for the rest of the night and went out to a date the week after.
Thanks
7:08 is my favorite joke here lol I can't with the rose🤣🤣🤣
As a fellow autism parent, I can relate with some stories that are hilarious and exhausting at the same time. Just have to laugh about things sometimes
The portion about his autistic child was really high level.
Ron Funches has some good jokes on his autistic son. He loves his son, but the honest jokes will get you.
Nice job man that was hilarious 😂
Thanks for the laughs, newly single lol
You killed it man!
Luv this channel thanks for the great content luv stand up
Loved it!
Helping us awkward folks feel normal!
Enjoy all the show! Thanks for the laughs.
Well, I'll never look at roses the same again.
Bringing the bad moments of life and making it funny good stand up keep it up
He is t funny just pathetic. How very obvious of you to observe what we all know about “comedy”
@@grumpyoldguy584 not at all. TRY READING FOR A CHANGE. Who uses grumpy? Are you Constipated? Hey dip wit- comedy is like music. Your dull Witt, Hick style is not mine- sharp witted, happy for lucky 🍀 I make lemonade of lemons. You cannot
I can relate to so much of this 😂🤣
LMAO, the one about the Red Bull Wings took me OUT!! 🤣 ...(the Trix and Missionary jokes was funny as hell to!
Before I got married, my wife said that she didn't believe in divorce ,that was in 1996. She wanted to divorce me in 2003, so now I'm happily divorced
Good stuff. Well Done.
Bro Akaash is so loud! U can never miss the fact he is anywhere with that 😂
Hilarious, great one!!!
This comedian sounds like Jesse from Breaking Bad. Great voice and comedy!
I wonder if that guy laughing more and louder than anybody else was actually brought by the comedian.... 😂😂😂
Deserved a better audience. Good set
Amazing 😂
I was a minute in this and can't stop laughing. He is hysterical!!!!
Great set!
My husband tells people, "We don't divorce. We bury 'em."
We've been married 44 years. I'm not worried.
@@jillcrowe2626 the fact your saying this to yourself is concerning
Sadly that’s why the POLICE LOOK to the Spouse first when one’s dead or, missing
And hey, maybe officers armed and hired to protect school children that won't go in(but even said if their child was in there then they would have definitely gone in) should be held to military standards in an act of war for an Act of Cowardice. Are they just there for the donuts?
Hire returning vets who would run into enemy fire to defend your schools, it costs the same to print welfare, unemployment, etc as it does a good job with a paycheck
Also, a school could have a drone with a 500 round capacity that works on geo-fi.
It's not accessable by the internet, the network doesn't even exist. The drone knows it's location to the layout of the school/campus. The power for the system is on a battery backup with generator locked in a rooftop cage.
Two people have access to device, one is in locked office at all times. In event of shooting, drone goes live. Camera 1 at the door is fish rewound to last motion segments. One second later, camera 1 shows still frame of shooter enter. Military vet, Dean, clicks on shooter. Drone flies out of office at 60 mph, flies upstairs and takes out shooter, drone might land and grip at carpeting, or suction cup to glass or smooth flooring for accuracy and recoil control
System costs 50k, a teacher makes 85
Trix Rabbit was the first cereal killer.
So good!
The only thing worse than being single, is wishing you were
love the missionary jokes
Solid set.
Very good haha
20:19 😂 So true.
Great video, but I'm sure that you make more than I do
The Trix Rabbit is training for a revenge rampage at O-Ren Ishii’s dojo
Dry Bar comedians: “My spouse has a quirk. Love the spouse, don’t get the quirk.”
Some comedians from the Wet Bar: “I don’t get my spouse, and I don’t want to. Why did I get married? ‘Cause I had to”
It was over 3 decades ago, but all through my college undergrad I sold Plasma. I thought it was brilliant. I could read and do my homework and afterwards I had enough money for a case of Ramon or Mac-n-Cheese (which I subsisted on along with P & J sandwiches). Its the perfect gig for a poor college student. 🙂 As for "Overdraft Protection," what that means is the bank covers your check, so the people who received and cashed it still get the money. (Which is a reminder to "Read the Instructions.") ;-)
Great show 😄
Going on 9years of donating so I hear ya!
dudes so hard on himself XD
Hilarious!
My divorce saved me. Been married now 10 years and our son just turned one.
Enjoyed your performance 😊 good choice of career thanks
I was on a first date, and I went to the bathroom planning to NOT go back to the table. I talked it over with a random stranger in the restaurant ladies room and decided it was safer to finish the date (which was going on and on due to his nonstop talking). For months after, he stalked me by phone.
First time seeing him..he is very funny! I liked him!
You know it's funny as the Red Bull bit is that actually could be how my wife got COVID and died. It's hard listening to comedy cuz they don't mean anything by it, but as much as it helps me to get through that 20 minutes without crying to hear something funny You got to get reminded everywhere. My wife would have laughed at the missionary bit at the end cuz she was Mormon. Great set though. Good guy
Life is a tragic comedy or comedic tragedy depending how you see it
Honey, there will never be a time when something doesn't remind you, and sometimes when you think you are finally strong something random will utterly blindside you. Sadly, this will be LONG after many people think it reasonable for you to have "moved on from grief."
This guy is very funny.
The missionaries to lock down neighborhoodS 😂😂😂
This is one of the 4 of 5, obviously.
😂😂😂😂😂 really enjoy watching this guy, I was laughing so hard funny guy 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Lol Trix 🌈🐰🍀
Comic genius
Good funny
I have a son who is autistic,a so ADHD, anxiety disorder. We can’t take him out at all. His anxiety is horrible
I Love your comedy, but also your empathy for children with Autism. My two granddaughters are both Autistic.
Publicly humiliate your wife… that should stop divorce number 2
Nothing awkward about being happy.
Right, who gets married to get divorced
his rose story was funny...
B.REASON
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone that has been in my car, liked my driving, they were never nervous about my driving, UNLESS I wanted them to be nervous so they would get out of my car and my life
What book was he referencing from grade school ? That little dance the flute OMG what jungle house monster book was that? Somebody please help me for the life of me I cannot remember the name of the book/story.
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
I laughed more at the crowds laughs than the jokes, I mean the guy was a funny guy no doubt, but those laughs man… they were something else
2:39 call him
Hard show, quiet crowd. May be small crowd?
Like.
His mistake, he should’ve screamed like a little girl and blame the missus. Can’t beat ‘em, join em but more drama.
are there 20 audience members?
Social distancing.
Hahaha you're cute
Men drive 50%more than women...our accident rate is the same🤔
🤣
i wonder if his ex-wife has seen this
Prov ok 👍 👌
Great jokes. Comedian needs to relax more, smile, and have fun. Let loose.
Yeah, there was a lot of tension in his appearance. He seemed to be all sharp angles. His performance seems like a performance, as he said. He's not one of those class clown types who is always the joker. This is an act, and tension may be the opposite of how he normally is, so something high energy to play with.
@@grumpyoldguy584 I can't. Not without the jokes! You grumpy old guy!😒
יש לו עניין. הוא יגיע רחוק.
These people that are laughing so hard must be drunk. LOL
Uhm… no.
Hahahahaa
I didn't believe in devorce either then he literally dropped a car on me.
@@grumpyoldguy584 be nice.
@@grumpyoldguy584 She has Autism now! /s (If you dont get this please watch the video)
Sounds like recovering alcoholics and those who don't have the problem. Vs divorced and those who are married.
Oh you say single? And then you start out with that you are divorced, that is a different status. I am single as in never been married and yes I am 59 years old. I doubt I'll ever be able to relate to one fully who is divorced. Although my parents separated and divorced and ran away from home when I was a teenager and another relative became my legal guardian so I do know a little bit about that aspect of divorce.
Yes and no. Long-term single is different.
Also he said it was about being single but then went to "I have been married again" less than a quarter of the way in.
His wife left him for a funnier woman
🤣💀😂
Ive gone to use the bathroom... and never went back a few times.
Life's rough
I’ve said it before- stand up is not for everybody
@@grumpyoldguy584 it was on my play list- I didn’t ask for it
@@grumpyoldguy584 it was on my play list- I didn’t ask for it
@@grumpyoldguy584 I’m interested in funny stand up… unfortunately- this was mislabeled
@@grumpyoldguy584 I’m sure anything would be funnier than that lame reply or this video
Comedy is for everybody. There's enough to go around. The same goes for kind words and encouragement. We can all do a little better.