Steamed Hams but it's a playable 2D indie game (v1.0)
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
- Not available on Steam (as it's obviously been grilled)
Download at monsterjail.it... and uncover all of the secret endings and dialogue paths!
Started as a scripting exercise and I couldn't stop
Thanks to Peter Silk (@KestrelPi) for the music
Based on The Simpsons - 3F18 by 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
I'm impressed by how, even when they're not actually using the video itself, everyone that makes these steamed hams parodies still keep the split-second firetruck at the end.
This is actually a game you can download
Not everyone though
Most don't actually
Well Daniel, you're an odd fellow... but I must say, you develop a good game.
I like how you wrote develop instead of developed just like Chalmers said steam and not steamed.
Well FULL MOON, you're an odd fellow... but I must say, you comment a good comment.
Why thank you
Telltale's new game looks great.
Giapet if they created this game it would have more bugs than Their 7 days to die
Tales from the Border-hams
Giapet Steamed Hams: A Telltale series
(?) Chalmers will remember that.
The Walking Hams/The Steamed Dead
That ending with the firetruck xD
The details make the difference.
"Uh, It isn't smoke...it's Steam. We are playing a Steam game."
"On your oven? It isn't even from Steam."
"Did I say I Steam, I meant to say meme game."
"Of course."
Bruce Parker you forgot a question mark
Thanks! I meant to say, "Did I say Steam? I meant to say meme game."
Bruce Parker "Well, you say these are Steam games, despite the fact they are obviously iOS games."
"Uh, there's something I should... Excuse me for one second." *Goes into the fiery hell that is the kitchen by now.*
So when is the DLC for playing as Chalmers coming out
pikminman13 you forgot the question mark
Actually I left it out on purpose, because i figured it sounded more sarcastic if i didnt have it in the form of a question.
shh
This is the Shareware version. For the full version send a mail to us and specify how many copies you want and the format. (3 1/2 1.44 mb or 5 1/4 diskette)
Required:
MSDOS
An hercules or compatible graphic card
Soundblaster pro compatible soundcard for sound
A diskette reader
Like this comment if you don't understand. (I do)
DAndross
MS-DOS 6.00 > Windows 10
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I quite enjoyed making that Bitcrushed sound effect for the end of the theme tune.
I haven't downloaded this yet but I hope somewhere in the dialogue tree you used the famous:
"Seymour, you're fired."
"I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?"
"No, I said you're fired."
"Oh.... That's much worse..."
Wish I remembered that one (I mined a bunch of references from other episodes though)
Why is that 8-bit remix of Skinner and the superintendent so good
I love how "aurora" was in the mumbling.
Ok, now we can legit speedrun this.
2:10
“COUNTRY AURORA?
YEAR YEAR, COUNTRY COUNTRY, AURORA COUNTRY, YEAR TIME OF YEAR AURORA?!”
“Steamed hams!”
“Seymour.”
People keep finding a way to make this meme more impressive
The compressed voices are the icing on the cake.
this is why i invested in a gaming computer
not for the "triple A games"
but for the quadruple A games
"Debbl debbl grebbl rebbl"
Bioluminescent Pajamas kummer!
I think when Skinner says “Hostile insult” at the first scene, Chalmers reuses the same “SEEEYYMOOOOOUUURRRRR!!!!!!!” yell from 3F18 and then says “You’re fired!”.
Only for Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Holy shit, this is so good
those eating noises
*BABABU?*
AT THIS BU OF THE BABU,
_AT THIS BABA OF THE YEAR,_
*_IN THIS BABA OF THE BABABU,_*
*LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR BABA?*
ABABA BORIALAS?!
2:42
Final rating:
*D E L I G H T F U L L Y D E V I L I S H*
Whoa, I like the new Indie games design. They are really futuristic.
Just when I thought this meme couldnt get any not extra. Then I am proven wrong. This is so amazing!
Omg I love the description
"Not available on Steam, because it's obviously grilled"
👌
AURORA? IN THIS PART OF THE AURORA?! LOCALISED ENTIRELY WABLOWABLO AURORA?!
You actually did it, holy hell!
The 'MMMmmm' animation is delicious
I could listen to that 8-bit version of Skinner and the Superintendent on repeat for hours.
*_Unforgettable Luncheon!_*
If Steamed Hams was an Electronic Arts game, we’d have to pay for the DLCs
Firetruck DLC
Isometric Excercise DLC
Steamson Pass
Chalmers & Skinner Reskin Pack
House Fire DLC
"Sense of pride and accomplishment in Steaming Hams".
God, what a good idea.
“Unforgettable luncheon DLC” £50
Skinner And The SuperNintendo DLC
This confirms it. This is a LEGENDARY meme!
The description tho
best game i ever played in my entire life
the fucking soundfont, im dying
Ayy thanks for this great lil game! I played it with my friend on our channel and it was super fun! Have a good one dude :y
you get mad props for adding the firetruck at the end.
I loved 'Unforgettable Luncheon' the most. Caught me off-guard.
This is so good
After having watched many of these steamed hams clips, I must say that the internet is a FAR BETTER PLACE because of it.
Wow, Edmund McMillan really outdid himself this time
this is incredibley dangerous
thats is why it makes you feel alive
Thank you so much for creating this masterpiece (we had a blast playing this!)
Thank you for including the fire truck scene.
This must have taken a while to make, luckily the meme never went stale ; )
This is definitely one of the better ones.
Playing this was an unforgettable experience
You steam a good game
I love this, is the best thing I've ever seen in my life, thank you so much!
Dammu dammu dammumu dabbledammumu
The sadest thing is that this actually looks better then most indie games
didn't watch the video so i could play for myself.
"Not available on Steam (as it's obviously been grilled)"
Gold
If you press anything that they didn't say in the original, it either kills you or doesn't change anything except the last one. The game could be more fun with alternate stories created by your choices
The meme that just keeps giving.
0:12 it sounds like he actually said Seymour
God this is well made, I envy your ability to push this out so fast, I was thinking about making my own game of this. If you're ever up for it you should totally expand this, I''d love to see more possible scenarios you could get Skinner in.
It's decent, but I didn't really enjoy the fact that you have to start over from the beginning each time if you want to see what the other options are like. A way to restart the scene you are in would be better.
I fucking died at bit-crushed *_SEEEEYMOUR!!!_*
“Gumble gumble gulmble guin ha huh”
“Ehwat ehwat ehwat ehhh smaaah”
For it to be a true indie game you should have made a kickstarter and then deliver nothing.
"Rescue Mother"
(ignores twice)
All Seymour and the Superintendent can say is
"Devil, I'm off"
"Famil ohee"
"Gremlin"
"Uhh, what"
"Boygathen"
"Seymour I"
Why aren't the voices in the actual game like they are in the video?
edit: must have uploaded the wrong version, will get that sorted later, cheers for spotting
edit: uploaded correct version, thanks again!
TheSuperMoleMan indie games. We can't afford actual voices unless you give us money on kickstarter.
I can’t tell whether that’s a joke, you’re too young to be on UA-cam and thus have the intelligence of your age or that you’re just a fucking idiot.
it’s terrible that creator had to actually waste his time with you
Good on you +Daniel McFarline
I would’ve been so goddamn harsh
Excuse me? I was pointing out that the version he put up on Itch.io was not the same as the version shown off in the video, and in response he went ahead and uploaded the correct version.
QuiteDaPlayer_ lolwhat
This is just wonderful. I wish I had the skill to do something like this.
You're a madman genius for making this game.
I LOVE the animations, I died when they were eating Skinner's steamed hams.
Best game of 2018. We don't need the rest of the year to decide.
DESPITE your directions, DESPITE the fact they are obviously grilled.
Sounds like those enemies on cod on the original Ds
That's amazing, I'm blown away. It looks amazing.
Steamed hams for the game boy
SEYMOUR!!! I like when you insult him in the start.
The... The effort.....
Holy fuck
Unforgettable game
Right after I saw this video I instantly installed the game
Love that description
Oh no, steamed hams are meeting all my standards
"Superintendent i you are ready for mouth watering gameplay!"
"I tougth we are watching steamed hams"
"No, no, i said steamed games, thats what it call a gameplay"
it's funny because in 2:11 you can actually hear say "aurora"
I didn't know Skinner was an alien...
omg this is great
So this is clearly the best thing to come out of this meme. What program(s) did you use to make this and how long did it take?
Tekken4Life3 worked on it over the Christmas break (and the odd evening since), made it in Game maker studio 2. Initially started as something else, but steamed hams was a good way to test a lot of the scripting stuff I was working on, was a good learning exercise
Ah superintendent chalmers welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon!
*nyeh*
Gammo oooh gammo ooooh GAMMO GEMMO GAMOO eeEEEEeEEeEEEEh
This game is actually pretty fun :o
Someone has to let's play this to see all the endings
Great Game! I recorded trying to get all the endings.
Is this game going to be continually improved, because I’m willing to suggest more content.
Seen every interaction. Well done.
0:37 my favorite part
The game I've never asked but always wanted.
This is just beautiful.
obtained the unfogettable luncheon ending
Half the reason I liked this was the description.
you should make it so that you only get the delightfully devilish ending if you make chalmer say and do the exact things that he does and says in the actual episode
Great game, saw all the endings (I really like the Utica one)
Hams, Please. A dystopian Ham Steamer
Skinner and the Supernintendo
i can't wait for updates, and i will drive crazy if i see this game in nintendo switch
the absolute madman