Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Part 1) - The Cinema Snob

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  • @nowaxtheory
    @nowaxtheory 8 років тому +148

    I love how Jason looks so confused through out the whole film

    • @simondelaney6483
      @simondelaney6483 4 роки тому +21

      Bit like the audience

    • @glennwelsh9784
      @glennwelsh9784 4 роки тому +22

      Even Jason is like, "Why am I in Vancouver when I'm supposed to be in New York? And how does toxic waste turn me back into a child? What the fuck?!?"

    • @romarqable
      @romarqable 3 роки тому +14

      I imagine its Kane Hodders actual reaction to the script. 9/JGTH got so bad Jason decided to bail for 90 percent of it.

    • @whiteydiamond
      @whiteydiamond 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah his covered face really shows his expressions in this one

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 2 роки тому +3

      It is like I swore I was going to New York not some New Jersey back alley or rooftop oh well on with the killing

  • @goORIOLES236
    @goORIOLES236 8 років тому +150

    With a title like "Jason Takes Manhattan," I was kind of hoping for a fun and spirited romp, where Jason tries to make it big on Broadway.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 6 років тому +21

      No, that's in the sequel Friday the 13th: The Musical

    • @theAngryscotman
      @theAngryscotman 6 років тому +9

      It's tough for a while but he's working in the chorus when he hears they're making a Toxic Avengers Musical.

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 років тому +17

      And get married at the end.

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 2 роки тому +5

      Or run into the muppets

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Рік тому +3

      Jason IS Freddie, in... _Mama Mia!_

  • @tommycarr8111
    @tommycarr8111 8 років тому +113

    My favourite F13 film. Don't know why, but I just like it. The boat setting, the design of Jason, the Metropolis song, the scene where Jason is actually in Manhattan in Times Sauare, and basically the overall crapness. I love it.

    • @CrittersRule247
      @CrittersRule247 8 років тому +7

      I know right! There are so many better, well made, scarier, and just more entertaining Friday movies out there but for some reason I love this one and Jason X the most - Hell, I even thought the remake was a lot of fun.
      again, not saying these films are good, I just enjoy them - The original and part 6 are probably the best at being actual movies.

    • @what9681
      @what9681 8 років тому +10

      Jason Takes Manhattan is a bit like A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 in that it was an end of the 80's heavy metal rocking, have fun and laugh with friends style sequel for it's respective franchise. Jason Lives was like that too and why i really enjoy both 6 and 8 more than most of the other films in the franchise, although i like 3 a lot too but for different reasons.

    • @DH1986
      @DH1986 8 років тому +4

      I prefer Jason X over Part 1. It's pure fun.

    • @JVMultiProds
      @JVMultiProds 8 років тому +5

      It was the first one I ever saw. I was about 5 or 6 years old, and it gave me nightmares for weeks! D: haha
      I became a horror fan later in my childhood/early teens, and I'm one to this day. This movie is my favorite in the franchise for that reason. I realize it's not a "good" entry in the series, but I'd pick it any day over 9 and X.

    • @StarryStarryNocturne
      @StarryStarryNocturne 7 років тому +5

      Part VI is the best overall Friday the 13th movie. Part VII has the best looking Jason. Part VIII has the most crappy charm. Part X is just crap, but some people find that charming for some reason (honestly guys, outside of that one kill it's all dreadfully awful :p)

  • @jekblom123
    @jekblom123 8 років тому +172

    Jason Takes Manhattan PART ONE: Jason Takes... a boat.

  • @EchoBoomer1987
    @EchoBoomer1987 8 років тому +291

    "Tamara's friend Eve comes back and finds her filming an episode of Tamara's Never Seen Her 20's."
    My sides hahahahaha XD

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 8 років тому +11

      Echoboomer1987 I just said this, but basically that means everyone will believe she faked her death and somehow never had a childhood.
      Or an adulthood.

    • @cheezdoodle96
      @cheezdoodle96 8 років тому +1

      +ajmrowland What?

    • @cparry6250
      @cparry6250 8 років тому +26

      Tamara was brought up in a cave , she's never seen any movies

    • @MrJambola123
      @MrJambola123 8 років тому +1

      i don't get it :(

    • @JounLord1
      @JounLord1 8 років тому +15

      +Mr Jambola L Its a reference to the Tamara's Never Seen series on Channel Awesome when the actress on the Nostalgia Critic talks about how she hasn't seen really any thing. The Terminators, Back the the Future, really popular movies that most everyone has seen but she hasn't.

  • @1wolftank
    @1wolftank 5 років тому +11

    “He’ll just strangle you over it”
    Everytime someone talks about continuity

  • @LoneWolf81684
    @LoneWolf81684 7 років тому +117

    That awkward moment when you realize the voice actress of young Goku and Gohan got killed by Jason with a guitar.

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 6 років тому +32

      Holy shit! Senzu bean is not gonna help that one....

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 5 років тому +7

      That awkward moment when you still give a shit about some awful, stupid Japanese kids show.

    • @deathoftheendless
      @deathoftheendless 5 років тому +32

      Skip To My Lou wow you’re a real treat. Let people enjoy things. 🙄

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 років тому +15

      Skip To My Lou wow you must be SOOOOOO FUN to hang out with..............fucking dick

    • @CharlesRedswamp
      @CharlesRedswamp 5 років тому +7

      @@pyramidhead6998 hey man, I respect you opinion, but that was a bit rude

  • @Cpt_nice
    @Cpt_nice 8 років тому +99

    That BUSH-WHACKED made me spit out my coffee

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 8 років тому +353

    Jason takes Manhattan... more like Jason takes a long boat ride to Manhattan

    • @jacobmatthewcrawford2120
      @jacobmatthewcrawford2120 8 років тому +8

      +Shiirow ----One of the most misleading titles ever!

    • @jakegeddes5480
      @jakegeddes5480 8 років тому +11

      Shiirow more like jason takes a long boat ride to vancouver lol

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 8 років тому +4

      Well, at least they shot *somewhere* with a booming film
      industry.

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 8 років тому +5

      Insert Berserk joke here.

    • @julabard
      @julabard 8 років тому +2

      Good one!

  • @waywardlaser
    @waywardlaser 8 років тому +58

    "Tamara's never seen her 20s" lol man you almost made me choke on my coffee

  • @what9681
    @what9681 8 років тому +17

    In the crazy deckhand's defense who says "This ship is doomed!", there is a scene where he sees the small boat the couple were killed on earlier floating nearby with blood splattered on one of the windows, so he knew that Jason was going to crash the party.

    • @iamthatguyfromslipknot1137
      @iamthatguyfromslipknot1137 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah thats just another scene where it could of made this movie make sense but got cut so now does not..lol..

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate 8 років тому +68

    Recently watched this with commentary (From Crystal Lake to Manhattan DVD collection). Listening to the director explain the funding and studio issues really explained a lot.
    Anyway, Kane Hodder still rules. ... so does V.C. Dupree!

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 роки тому +2

      From Crystal Lake, into the Eyrie Canal, *then* on to Manhattan.

  • @danmount9462
    @danmount9462 8 років тому +51

    He's back. The man behind the mask.

    • @willarrington3188
      @willarrington3188 8 років тому +14

      Dan Mount and... he's out of control, he's back!

    • @murderaddict2907
      @murderaddict2907 7 років тому +7

      Will Arrington
      And he crawled out of his hole !

    • @glennwelsh9784
      @glennwelsh9784 6 років тому

      @@murderaddict2907 Though he probably should've stayed in that hole and not come back for this movie.

    • @justuswarner8951
      @justuswarner8951 6 років тому +1

      @@willarrington3188 the man behind the mask and he's after your soul hes back the man behind the mask ki ki ki ma ma ma ma he's back the man behind the mask ki ki ma ma ma

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 5 років тому +2

      You didn’t say JAIL!!!! 🤨

  • @HanaBakemono
    @HanaBakemono 6 років тому +9

    I love that interview of Jason where the host is absolutely terrified.

  • @jaredmcadam6365
    @jaredmcadam6365 8 років тому +24

    "Tamara's never seen her 20's" 😂

  • @TheGM-20XX
    @TheGM-20XX 8 років тому +42

    New Jersey sure does look a lot like British Columbia.

  • @TrevorZero
    @TrevorZero 8 років тому +126

    HOLY SHIT YOU SAVED MY MONDAY!

  • @jamesbevan9939
    @jamesbevan9939 8 років тому +131

    Jail...

    • @gussiejives
      @gussiejives 8 років тому +46

      _He's back! The man behind the mask...._

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 8 років тому +24

      *_AND HE'S OUT OF CONTROL...._*

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 8 років тому +4

      The Pickles Man its weird seeing you outside of a zaibatsu video considering you're entire existence is a reference...

    • @JonSnowize
      @JonSnowize 8 років тому +3

      GREAT LEADER IS DEAD

    • @SotheX
      @SotheX 8 років тому

      holy shit, it's The Pickles

  • @MnMsandOreos
    @MnMsandOreos 8 років тому +5

    Finally, the Muppets Take Manhattan and Friday the 13th crossover I've been waiting for!

  • @Beany2007FTW
    @Beany2007FTW 8 років тому +21

    Alternate engine room comment:
    "Well, there's your problem. You've flooded it"
    (sorry)

  • @mikethole2877
    @mikethole2877 5 років тому +7

    "I'm watching this scene for a biology report, goddammit!"

  • @thisinhumanplace2037
    @thisinhumanplace2037 8 років тому +111

    I'd rather watch cinema snob review this movie than the movie itself

  • @interfrastically
    @interfrastically 8 років тому +2

    Wow... I'm impressed by the scenic cruise they take on their way from Crystal Lake to Manhattan. I love gazing at the towering coastal mountains and beautiful fjords of New Jersey...

  • @GermanLeftist
    @GermanLeftist 8 років тому +12

    Not even three minutes in and thanks to Brad I've got two silly crossovers already in mind: Jason vs. Batman, and Jason vs. the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 8 років тому +44

    Heh heh. Bushwacked never gets old.

    • @mikethole2877
      @mikethole2877 5 років тому +2

      LOL I get such a tickle every time he plays that

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 роки тому +2

      That's the wackiest thing I ever heard

  • @tinguspingus2068
    @tinguspingus2068 7 років тому +13

    Say what you want about Part 8, we all know damn well that Darkest Side Of The Night is one of the greatest songs ever.

  • @thespacebat
    @thespacebat 8 років тому +130

    Okay but I would 100% watch a movie where Batman and the Ninja Turtles team up to fight Jason and other slasher villains.

    • @phelanlawson8384
      @phelanlawson8384 8 років тому +5

      thespacebat Well by TMNT extension throw Dare Devil in there.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 8 років тому +2

      Frank Castle > DD

    • @ZootWorld1
      @ZootWorld1 8 років тому +10

      thespacebat What we really need is a Monster Squad remake, but with contemporary horror icons like Jason, Freddy, Michael Meyers, etc.

    • @milosnikic4803
      @milosnikic4803 8 років тому

      more like slasher horror icons

    • @toxichazard2k21
      @toxichazard2k21 7 років тому +3

      closest thing to that is the batman/ninja turtles miniseries by DC and IDW

  • @harrisonmckinney7659
    @harrisonmckinney7659 8 років тому +16

    The horror movie ones are my favorite cinema Snob reviews.

  • @michaelmyers3709
    @michaelmyers3709 2 роки тому +2

    Any U.K. viewers remember BBC1 screening this? It was cut to ribbons (the f-words, close-ups of the spear gun in the boy’s stomach, the girl on the boat squealing before she’s killed, the geek being electrocuted, the disco girl being strangled, the needle coming through the chest) but it was kind of awesome the BBC even broadcast it at all.

  • @03bgood
    @03bgood 8 років тому +32

    Someone needs to make a F13 visual comic and call it "Jason Takes Tokyo".

    • @cheezdoodle96
      @cheezdoodle96 8 років тому +8

      But what about Berlin?

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 8 років тому +5

      That's the sequel.

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 8 років тому +11

      You know what I would like to see? Jason Takes Washington DC. A group of people herd Jason into the State of the Union and prevent exit for a scene that intentionally tries to see if it's still possible to get the NC-17 for violence in a horror movie. 20 minutes long. Maybe 30.

    • @thehitherto5348
      @thehitherto5348 8 років тому +12

      I'd like to see an anime of that, with Jason portrayed as a giant angel from the Neon Genesis: Evangelion-universe.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 6 років тому +3

      A giant Jason vs godzilla now that
      Japan

  • @85wastedyears
    @85wastedyears 8 років тому +6

    You're killing it on this one! Bravo snob, bravo.

  • @Gootothesecond
    @Gootothesecond 8 років тому +6

    Tamara's Never Seen Her Twenties. Probably your best joke.

  • @Brbos06
    @Brbos06 8 років тому +3

    YES!! Can't wait for the rest of the series!

  • @APCwindham
    @APCwindham 8 років тому +2

    WE'VE WAITED SO LONG!!! Nice to see this week starting on a high note!

  • @TVSTIM29
    @TVSTIM29 8 років тому +2

    Awesome review as always Brad. Can't wait for part 2!

  • @jerzyhaftka4915
    @jerzyhaftka4915 8 років тому +36

    "Tamara's never seen her 20s" xDDDDD

    • @jaxparra8168
      @jaxparra8168 8 років тому

      I don't get it what dose that mean

    • @MrEricon9
      @MrEricon9 8 років тому +14

      On Channel Awesome, there's a series of videos, starring Tamara, who has apparently not seen very many movies. The joke being the victim died before seeing her twenties.

  • @manuelzesiger6126
    @manuelzesiger6126 7 років тому +12

    You know be really fun to see the Ninja Turtles vs Jason

  • @EmberVsTheWorld
    @EmberVsTheWorld 8 років тому +4

    omg! I love that you reference other people's videos and make great jokes out of them for this review

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 8 років тому +19

    Friday The 13Th Part 8: Dying On Boats With Jason.

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 8 років тому +4

    The start of the movie is kind of brilliant. It shows us the locations that will later be visited by the characters.

  • @SlugfestWizard
    @SlugfestWizard 8 років тому +3

    Always looking forward to the Cinema Snob reviewing classic slasher movies

  • @CyborgWolf
    @CyborgWolf 8 років тому +4

    "tamara's never seen her twenties" lol i'm dead (so is she)

  • @MissLovebat
    @MissLovebat 8 років тому +23

    Well, I've never been this early on a video. I've been waiting for a Snob review of this movie.

    • @Nagifan7496
      @Nagifan7496 8 років тому

      Rachel Moon me too but when will part 2 be released.

    • @MissLovebat
      @MissLovebat 8 років тому

      Later in the week, most likely.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 8 років тому +2

      Friday the 13th?

    • @ToylandChairman666
      @ToylandChairman666 8 років тому +2

      This Friday (the 13th), I suspect.

  • @Megaproductions302
    @Megaproductions302 8 років тому +6

    I was looking forward to this. Nice work.

  • @nightskyarchitect
    @nightskyarchitect 8 років тому +2

    this is 3rd favourite behind 4 and 6 and i've no idea why but the boat setting, the jason look, when he's on times square it all just works in a weird way

  • @harrisonmckinney7659
    @harrisonmckinney7659 8 років тому +14

    Still love the Bushwhacked

  • @JasonTakesOmegle
    @JasonTakesOmegle 8 років тому +8

    Wait... What about the rain generator, when Jason is looking down at the people in the life boat?

  • @rebelyell1983x
    @rebelyell1983x 8 років тому +27

    I liked it better when the Muppets took Manhattan.

  • @ROBOTPETER101
    @ROBOTPETER101 8 років тому +6

    Why are people selling Jason masks? Well, considering people tend to be horrible and its more then likely someone has already made a movie about the Crystal Lake murders..
    "MERCHANDISING, MERCHANDISING!"
    Honestly though, I can believe theres some asshole with a gift shop right outside crystal lake, selling prop machetes, masks and shitty T-Shirts like 'I survived Crystal Lake' or 'I went to Crystal Lake and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" and kind of crap.

  • @paulgrant1988
    @paulgrant1988 2 роки тому +1

    Appox 6:49 jason knocks boxers head clean off!.. then Nintendo music plays as head tumbles down was just so funny!!! lol!!. Then says '' GIVE UP RETIRE''. LOL!

  • @lieutenantyoshi5704
    @lieutenantyoshi5704 8 років тому +5

    Anybody else find it ironic that the "up and running camp" is finally for once safe for beer, drugs and sex for once? Jason on a boat and stalking New York, while groups of horny teens along the camp grounds only have to worry about is waking up to a hangover and their cabins suffering a power outage. XD

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 4 роки тому +2

    To be fair, most of northern New Jersey picks up New York radio stations, as it is quite geographically local. And having been exposed to enough crappy New York radio, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a DJ did a shout-out to the graduating high school class from New Jersey. It's the kind of audience-pandering fluff that radio station managers love.

  • @mikethole2877
    @mikethole2877 5 років тому +3

    Jason Takes Manhattan: This time... it's aquatic

  • @davejohn3600
    @davejohn3600 4 роки тому +4

    I was watching this the other night. Thought it was so strange that Jason seems hellbent of hunting the people from the ship down, He's surrounded by people and seems to ignore them.

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 8 років тому +7

    I heard the poster had to be recalled cuz of a trademark dispute on the "I ♥ New York" design.

  • @serbinator8529
    @serbinator8529 8 років тому +2

    I'm up so early for work but I've got to stay up and watch this!!!!!!!

  • @Crowley9
    @Crowley9 8 років тому +1

    To my understanding the reason the "I ♥ NY" poster was removed is because that is a copyrighted design, at least using those specific fonts and colors, and it was used without permission for the movie's marketing.

  • @markwhite700
    @markwhite700 8 років тому +13

    What the fuck uncle touchy?
    ~cinema snob 2017

  • @gobot567
    @gobot567 8 років тому +1

    I've been waiting for this review.

  • @indarkestknight1
    @indarkestknight1 8 років тому +2

    The Tamera's never seen joke made me lol!

  • @Launchpad05
    @Launchpad05 Рік тому +1

    Funny how he references 'Ninja Turtles' because Kelly Hu would go to voice Karai in the 2012 'Ninja Turtles' series.

  • @peterp2626
    @peterp2626 8 років тому +1

    I love watching these reviews, it reminds me what Spoony would be doing if he still made videos.

  • @redfirefox3568
    @redfirefox3568 6 років тому +6

    Even though the movie wasn't greatest this was the last true Friday the 13th movie.

  • @channelscumbag4388
    @channelscumbag4388 8 років тому +1

    seriously though, great choice of films, really did make my day. Now I can look forward to a week of tapping stoned gremlin on my subscriptions list, seeing that part two isn't posted yet, and ending up watching Kirk Cameron save Christmas again followed by cannibal holocaust, my "go to" combo. The film review equivalent of palate cleansing ginger followed by a heaping plate of dripping raw sashimi. Class defined.

  • @charlottecorday8494
    @charlottecorday8494 13 днів тому

    That Crispin Glover reference is the chef's kiss!

  • @horrorheavymetalfan6549
    @horrorheavymetalfan6549 7 років тому +1

    What's your ranking of the series, worst to best? Here's mine:
    1. Friday the 13th: Part VII - The New Blood
    2. Friday the 13th: Part IV - The Final Chapter
    3. Friday the 13th: Part III
    4. Friday the 13th: Part VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan
    5. Freddy vs. Jason
    6. Friday the 13th: Part VI - Jason Lives
    7. Friday the 13th (1980)
    8. Friday the 13th: Part II
    9. Jason Goes to Hell
    10. Jason X
    11. Friday the 13th (2009)
    12. Friday the 13th: Part V - A New Beginning

  • @gabelevato5064
    @gabelevato5064 8 років тому

    Yes!!! I've been waiting for this !

  • @kevelite862
    @kevelite862 8 років тому

    Bushwhacked lmaoo that had me dying. Please keep them coming randomly in all your future videos

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 7 років тому +3

    8:40 a Crispin Glover reference on Letterman lol

  • @weldin
    @weldin 8 років тому +2

    We've been waiting. The world is at peace now.

  • @jacobmatthewcrawford2120
    @jacobmatthewcrawford2120 8 років тому +3

    Part 1 of the review was great. Can't wait for part 2!
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but other than the 100th, 200th, and 300th episodes, I think that this is the first Cinema Snob review to be split into parts...
    As for the actual film... I don't hate "Jason Takes Manhattan". Its dumb, but its a fun kind of dumb. But yeah, I agree. One of the most misleading titles ever!

  • @donaldpetkus1637
    @donaldpetkus1637 5 років тому +2

    The Lazarus captain is wearing a USN Surface Warfare badge. I’m not sure that’s appropriate out of uniform. In any case, thanks 🙏 for your service.

  • @harmie1743
    @harmie1743 8 років тому +3

    Omg i was planning to watch this today i love this movie!

  • @scottytech2125
    @scottytech2125 6 років тому +1

    kane hodders portrayal in this film makes it worth the watch he brings the menace and carries the whole film.

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 8 років тому +1

    Ah sweet! Brad finally got to part 8!

  • @donaldpetkus1637
    @donaldpetkus1637 5 років тому +1

    “There’s your problem. You replaced the ship’s engine with a swimming pool.”

  • @Ultrabalor
    @Ultrabalor 8 років тому +1

    10:41 Speaking of TMNT, there's the voice of Karai from the Nickelodeon series (and Stacy from Phineas and Ferb).

  • @philjr5714
    @philjr5714 5 років тому

    You know. All those mountain side harbors in New Jersey! We love our 14k mountains on the east coast there’s so many!

  • @trinidadbotello9906
    @trinidadbotello9906 8 років тому +71

    So Jason Takes Manhattan is a "2 Part" movie?

    • @StonedGremlinProductions
      @StonedGremlinProductions  8 років тому +67

      Kinda.

    • @trinidadbotello9906
      @trinidadbotello9906 8 років тому +10

      Stoned Gremlin Productions I know it's not a 2 Part movie, I just being funny.

    • @FelisTerras
      @FelisTerras 8 років тому +7

      What the fuck did I just watch? No wonder, people were disappointed. And now I remember why I stopped watching these series after Part lll. Seriously, this is like 'American Werewolf in Paris' would only show the subbasements of the Louvre. Hell, even that would be better than this, because that would actually play *in* Paris.
      Oh, and Brad, 'Nightmares and Dreamscapes' is great. If you want really bad Stephen King, try 'Regulator' and/or 'Desperation.'

    • @GBrown-ql6qn
      @GBrown-ql6qn 8 років тому +2

      Is this a landmark episode like Caligula and I Spit On Your Grave?

    • @alonsoarana5307
      @alonsoarana5307 8 років тому

      mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen yes and hell yes

  • @billyfitzgerald3442
    @billyfitzgerald3442 8 років тому +1

    At the beginning, there is actually a simple explanation for why an abandoned camp would still have its lights on: Crispin Glover's crazy dance supplied years of extra energy.

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 Рік тому +1

    11:57 Those "kids" shouldn't need supervision by this point.
    12:12 And another character wearing two long-sleeve shirts. Probably out of season, but what season is this supposed to be? At any rate, it's in keeping with the "tradition" that's basically a trope.
    12:26 Why is it that they could remember where the ax mark goes on the hockey mask, but they couldn't remember the specific asymmetry of Jason's face and eyes?
    13:02 Why do some people think the heart is way off to the left just because it has specific asymmetry?

  • @akiraslayer7934
    @akiraslayer7934 8 років тому +3

    omg I have been waiting a year for this! haha.

  • @KaijuKitty
    @KaijuKitty 8 років тому +2

    WOOOOOOOO! TWO PART EPISODE! HELL YEAH!

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому

      When you going to have your cat rampage on a miniatures set?

  • @NekroBroly
    @NekroBroly 4 місяці тому +2

    I'm disappointed in the lack of Lady Deathstrike references.

  • @paultownsley5521
    @paultownsley5521 7 років тому +2

    The alternative title to this movie is Jason takes a boat on its way to Manhattan

  • @SergeantLuke
    @SergeantLuke 7 років тому +29

    My question: when they decided they wanted to put Jason in a city, why did they pick Manhattan when they could have gone with CHI-chi-chiHA-ha-hago? Tee hee! ;)

  • @JohnnyTong215
    @JohnnyTong215 8 років тому +2

    It's my birthday today and just in time for this part 1 of the review!!

  • @LakesideAmusementPro
    @LakesideAmusementPro 8 років тому +2

    "No it's just Jason on another coke freak out."
    Haha!

  • @what9681
    @what9681 8 років тому

    Any time I listen to the Amorphis song "Summer's End", the opening guitar riff instantly reminds me of this movie and Metropolis' "Darkest Side of the Night" lol.

  • @theoriginalmrjguill3803
    @theoriginalmrjguill3803 8 років тому +1

    I love how he zings Tamara and Phelous in the same review😅

  • @CureOptimismForHumanity
    @CureOptimismForHumanity 8 років тому +17

    The shittiest Friday the 13th by far. Saw it when I was a kid, then saw it censored to hell and back on AMC which made an already miserable experience even more miserable. They even censored the part where Jason comedically knocks the black guy's head clean off! Unforgivable.

    • @matth5030
      @matth5030 8 років тому +2

      Cure Optimism not even close to being the worst in the series. Even if I hated it (I don't, I love it), it would still be nowhere near the worst.

    • @CureOptimismForHumanity
      @CureOptimismForHumanity 8 років тому +3

      Matt H He spends half the film killing people on a boat, and all of the kills are sub-standard. I'd agree with you if it contained more footage of Jason chokeslamming people through coffee tables, but unfortunately it doesn't.
      Maybe it's not *the* worst, but,it's up there. Probably right behind Jason Goes To Hell.

    • @matth5030
      @matth5030 8 років тому +2

      Cure Optimism now jason goes to hell, that truly is awful. The thing with half the film being on a boat, I can understand why people would be annoyed about it. Two things that helped me was that I first caught this movie on tv without really knowing the title (obviously I knew it was a jason film) so it was a bonus when he did (finally) get to new York. Second thing, I thought the idea of of people being stuck on a boat with Jason with nowhere else to go was great. I'll agree about the kills though, really tame, especially compared to some of the other films.

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 8 років тому +5

      Nahhhh, Jason Goes To Hell is waaayy worse

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 7 років тому +3

    So New York's Tourist Board was opposed to Jason slashing though the I

    • @sweethater8558
      @sweethater8558 5 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure the State of New York doesn't own the rights to the Son of Sam.

  • @FavioRiveros
    @FavioRiveros 6 років тому +1

    Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story'.

  • @zorrovengador8625
    @zorrovengador8625 6 років тому +5

    ¨THE REAL TITLE SHOULD HAVE BEEN "JASON TAKES THE LOVEBOAT" :D

    • @iamthatguyfromslipknot1137
      @iamthatguyfromslipknot1137 3 роки тому

      Now if Jason would of taken the love boat then that would of been a much better movie,,lol..I would watch that then he could of landed on Guiligans Island and killed all them too..lol.

  • @KyleRobots
    @KyleRobots Рік тому +1

    I knew it wasn't the real credits. There was no 'Jail'

  • @CharonsNightmare
    @CharonsNightmare 8 років тому +8

    16:30 Someone inform her about this, this is Gold XD

  • @ShadowWing7439
    @ShadowWing7439 8 років тому +3

    20:00 Well I know that wasn't the ending there because I didn't hear "Jail"

  • @EmpressRayvyn
    @EmpressRayvyn 8 років тому +5

    Yay. Finally to my favorite of the F13 series. Mostly cause of Julius. He is the popular jock in the group but actually has leadership skills, makes rational decisions and when he is finally cornered by Jason he gets to put up the best fight in the series.

  • @TheEmbessyNetwork
    @TheEmbessyNetwork 5 років тому +1

    As a New Jerseyan, I'm proud to come from the state that Jason Voorhees lives. It's better than how most comedies depict Jersey...

  • @heebiejeebies4625
    @heebiejeebies4625 8 років тому +8

    When are you gonna do Halloween 3? I know it's not the best timing, but I hope you'll get around to it one day.

    • @heebiejeebies4625
      @heebiejeebies4625 8 років тому +1

      I thought he did it on his sight or something.