I love how she can be so hilarious and so "PG" too - that's pretty unusual for a comic these days. I laughed so hard I was surprised! She's got a sharp, yet laid-back "Seinfeld"-esque, stream-of-consciousness manner of delivery that just takes you by surprise and keeps you laughing on and off for the entire show.
I thaught I was going to DIE when she started talking about the automatic toilets!! Seriously, I was laughing so hard, I started choking. My mom came in my room to ask me if I was okay! haha!!
if i hold a door for someone and they don't thank me i say very loudly "YOUR WELCOME" so not only do they turn around but everyone in the surrouding area turns and looks too. now that i'm writing that out it kinda seems to me that those other people probably think i'm the asshole and not the other way around.. hm...
Hello everyone ! I'm trying to translate this show into french, so that my frends can enjoy it as I do but there's a part I can't understand enough to translate it well... At 9:32, the part with the pickle claw thing...what's a pickle claw and toilet paper claw ? Thank you everyboy !
Can some please help me? When I watch an american sitcom or comedy they talk "a lot" about picklejuice. Do americans really like pickles so much or don`t I get the joke about it? I`m not a native speaker so its a bit confusing to me :)
I hate those "seat kickers" too. I warn them. There was one of that kind in the last movie I went. I turned and told her to stop kicking my seat and she looked at me as if she was doing nothing, as if I was some kind of freak talking&trying to ruin the movie -.-
Talking about toilet paper, why don't Americans just use water in the restrooms, it's something simmilar to what is attached to the bathrooms. Google search '' شلنگ دستشویی '' and '' شیلنگ حمام'' you can watch your private parts that way.
I'll decide when I'm done.
How DARE you!?
LOL. Ellen is too good!
I love how she can be so hilarious and so "PG" too - that's pretty unusual for a comic these days. I laughed so hard I was surprised! She's got a sharp, yet laid-back
"Seinfeld"-esque, stream-of-consciousness manner of delivery that just takes you by surprise and keeps you laughing on and off for the entire show.
"Thank god they're on there... I don't know how they get anywhere..."
I love Ellen!!!!!!! :)
"I'll decide when I'm done!"
Can't... breathe....
Ellen Degeneres: Queen of Relatability
dear Ellen, you will probebly never see this, but we love you :)
THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL TRUE COMEDY! OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS! THE TOILET THING WAS PRICELESS!
thumbs up if your favorites is overflowing with ellen
I literally cried laughing. That hasn't happened in a while
I like how she makes herself laugh as well
First day of parole... Lol. Love her so much!!
Ellen u just makke my life simpler.......THANK YOU
Its good to laugh from now and then
"your like the bionic woman, your flying past people on the ground!" xD favorite part lol
ellen4life.
Hee hee, I love her face!! :) Her facial expressions are priceless!!! :)))
I love her!
ellen speaks our minds
"HOW DARE YOU!" Omg i was dying!
She is SO WISE! i respect that v_v
everything from the pickle juice in the eye on are so funny and true!
Im i the only one that are attracted to Ellen tough she's almost 40 years older then me ? :o LOVE HER!
Right after i heard the pickle part, i went and got a pickle jar! lol!
1:22 International signal for "That's irritating" LOL!!!
Thank u ellen for speaking everyones mind...but with about 100% more humor XD
I like to ask a lot of questions during the movie when I was a little kid, no wonder my cousin got mad at me haha!
I thaught I was going to DIE when she started talking about the automatic toilets!! Seriously, I was laughing so hard, I started choking. My mom came in my room to ask me if I was okay! haha!!
Ahhh this is great! Thanks for uploading!
i will not lie ellen i am the kinds that talks through the movies
i was just about to write that. haha i almost spiled my coffee
"Open here. Is that sarcasm?" Haaaaaaa!
am i the only one who replayed the how dear you part? XXD
"This is no time to celebrate..." LMAO
I almost shit my pants, I was laughing so hard at the whole toilet thing! "HOW DARE YOU?!" Buahahaha!
"I dont want a streamer I was toilet paper! This is no time to celebrate!" 😂😂 12:28
hahahaahaha the toilet paper and the pickle claw!!
"I did all I could!" *door closes*
"HOW DARE YOU?!"
^i lost my shit.
hahahaha "well, I loosened it"
HOW DARE YOU?!?!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I DID ALL I COULD!!"
LOL, she's so stinkin cute!!
"HOW DARE YOU?!" Hahaha!
I almost died while eating an orange at the 15 sheets part. I don't know if you've ever inhaled an orange before, but it is not pleasant.
Ellen-the most amazing lesbian on this planet.
oh my throat hurts so much!!!
Bahaha! I started crying eventually at this.. It's just too hilarious! xD Damn you Ellen! You'll be the death of me!
Oh my god, everything it's true. LOL I can't stop laughing
Laughing sooooooooooooooooooooooo hard.
Packed like pickles....... I'm going to start saying that XD
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"I do not do that. Why's she saying that. What's she gonna say next?"
Please and Thank you!
if i hold a door for someone and they don't thank me i say very loudly "YOUR WELCOME" so not only do they turn around but everyone in the surrouding area turns and looks too. now that i'm writing that out it kinda seems to me that those other people probably think i'm the asshole and not the other way around.. hm...
give it, i got it, give it i got it i got it give it give it, give it i got it i got it give it give it i got it ...
i always laugh at how people get so many comment likes for quoting what Ellen says!
haha getting pickles...i'm asian, i use chopsticks. works perfectly!
I actually hate going on the elevator alone.....
@JulzOfMexico The expression if 'Packed like sardines' and she is saying that pickles are packed tighter than sardines.
Hilarious
Where did the volume control go on the player? I know i'm blind but damn.. where did it go?
I don't want a streamer, I want TOILER PAPER! This is no time to celebrate!
XDDD pickle clawww...... lmao
I'm so mad, I can't get all the jokes because English is not my language. She speaks clearly though.
Hello everyone !
I'm trying to translate this show into french, so that my frends can enjoy it as I do but there's a part I can't understand enough to translate it well...
At 9:32, the part with the pickle claw thing...what's a pickle claw and toilet paper claw ?
Thank you everyboy !
"government plastic" AHAHAHA
Wait I dont get the pickle thing she was talking about? What expression should change and what are we supposed to be catching on to?
I don't want a streamer, I want toilet paper! This is no time to celebrate!
"wanna smell something weird?"
My dog of 17 years just died.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
@sammylovesparis I still buy CDs actually.
Everything that she says in this is true. The pickle, the cd's, the toilet paper and the automatic toilets.
@elliepeaceandlove She's from Louisianna
who's the actress at 9:49? second from the right?
damn. now i want pickles
New Orleans is in Louisiana.
Can some please help me? When I watch an american sitcom or comedy they talk "a lot" about picklejuice.
Do americans really like pickles so much or don`t I get the joke about it?
I`m not a native speaker so its a bit confusing to me :)
I am guilty of so many of the things Ellen says about people at the movies.
I hate those "seat kickers" too. I warn them.
There was one of that kind in the last movie I went. I turned and told her to stop kicking my seat and she looked at me as if she was doing nothing, as if I was some kind of freak talking&trying to ruin the movie -.-
I dont want a streamer, i want toilet paper, this is no time to celebrate!!
omg lolololololol
Goodness! I cant smoke while I am watching this. NOT ADVOSABLE AT ALL.
Lol my mom does that
I thought Ellen grew on in New Orleans, not Louisiana.
Give it, I got it, give it give it give it I got it,m
What's with the pickels!? XD I'm Irish so I its different humur but Whaasa?
Jesus I just want a toilet paper!
Hate when people do that 'just kidding' to me
LOL open here...is that sarcasm??
whats up, 1 dislike.
Talking about toilet paper, why don't Americans just use water in the restrooms, it's something simmilar to what is attached to the bathrooms. Google search '' شلنگ دستشویی '' and '' شیلنگ حمام'' you can watch your private parts that way.
government plastic! :D
well so00ry
Hey you wanna smell something weird ?!
wow, ellen has some BAD experiances at the movies
'open here' is that sarcazem