HILARIOUS Super Mario Quiz Cards

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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @ImaginatorJoren
    @ImaginatorJoren 6 років тому +429

    I’m guessing DLC in the 90s was Delivered Licensed Content.

    • @the1stwing
      @the1stwing 6 років тому +5

      fair point

    • @happycamperds9917
      @happycamperds9917 5 років тому +2

      Make really obscure secrets and show the way to get them in magazine.

  • @cicadaplum
    @cicadaplum 6 років тому +138

    5:23
    Jwittz, it's obvious, this is how Toads are born, and as Royalty, it's Peach's duty to watch over them as a caring and loving figure.
    That or these are the Kingdom's crops and she's comforting them before they are forcefully ripped from their home and cooked in boiling pots of broth until being served as a nice, warm, tasty soup.
    Mmm, I'm hungry now.

    • @jamesgray658
      @jamesgray658 6 років тому +5

      Why not both?

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 років тому +1

      James Gray exactly

    • @redking36
      @redking36 6 років тому

      ExtraLifeWithNoLife
      Nah, she’s just having a picnic. Problem is, she has no basket.
      WHAT IS HER NEXT MOVE?
      *Zooms in on eyes*

  • @JessieTrinket
    @JessieTrinket 6 років тому +224

    I'd love to see an episode where you and another person actually use these to test your knowledge.

  • @LeaTheWhiteLion
    @LeaTheWhiteLion 6 років тому +299

    Mario goes to Church
    *Coming to Nintendo Switch*

    • @Lucarijoe
      @Lucarijoe 6 років тому +35

      And the DLC, Mario goes to the synagogue and Mario goes to the mosque

    • @benhuang2773
      @benhuang2773 6 років тому +37

      ...I think I'll stick with Kirby Does His Taxes.

    • @EvilApple567
      @EvilApple567 6 років тому +17

      He already did in Odyssey

    • @dunbrine47
      @dunbrine47 6 років тому +9

      I'll stick with the Tax Fraud.

    • @Mario87456
      @Mario87456 6 років тому +3

      EvilApple567 That was a *church like* building it's not an actual church the wedding hall is where at least some people in the world of the mushroom kingdom go to get married

  • @jalapenoofjustice4682
    @jalapenoofjustice4682 6 років тому +59

    My headcanon for that final image is that Peach grows her own subjects to be undyingly loyal to her and that's what toads are.

  • @Deadwolf27
    @Deadwolf27 6 років тому +325

    Thank you for this enlightenment Jwittz

    • @bojackson3073
      @bojackson3073 6 років тому +3

      Now I know what a sweatshop is!

    • @gojoPart2
      @gojoPart2 6 років тому

      bo jackson and the entire video

  • @wiibrockster
    @wiibrockster 6 років тому +438

    2:12 President Mario getting exposed for nuking the Koopa Kingdom without warning or provocation

    • @badhermit7717
      @badhermit7717 6 років тому +20

      Tarlo The Boar this is what caused the great koopa wat seen in the Mario brothers cartoon where we see the great George Washingtoad

    • @wiibrockster
      @wiibrockster 6 років тому +4

      A.K.A The True Mario Canon! Not that Matpat Crap.

    • @johnnyweissmuller5559
      @johnnyweissmuller5559 6 років тому +6

      Meanwhile the plumber is sitting right next to King K Rool.

    • @toadboy7493
      @toadboy7493 6 років тому +6

      #DrainThePipe

    • @powerprotoman
      @powerprotoman 6 років тому +1

      i mean kidnapping the leader of your opposing nation for well over 25 years is kinda grounds for retaliation...not sure about the nukes tho

  • @TheThreadWeaver
    @TheThreadWeaver 6 років тому +167

    These were outstanding. Thanks for sharing!

  • @CalamityX
    @CalamityX 6 років тому +280

    "What is alchemy?" It's the science of understanding deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden. But what could equal the value of a human soul...?

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 6 років тому +1

      FinalFantasyIXMaster what's at the top is like what's at the bottom and what's at the bottom is like what's on top

    • @tomatooverlord2764
      @tomatooverlord2764 6 років тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/2uq34TeWEdQ/v-deo.html

    • @nqnt4161
      @nqnt4161 6 років тому +4

      Thank you so much

    • @Rt4LP4C4
      @Rt4LP4C4 6 років тому +9

      FinalFantasyIXMaster "Again" by Yui starts playing.

    • @fieratheproud
      @fieratheproud 6 років тому +14

      I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T ALONE WITH HAVING THIS IN MY HEAD IMMEDIATELY AFTER HEARING THE WORD "ALCHEMY"

  • @aias7981
    @aias7981 6 років тому +147

    Will this be on the exam?

    • @TheJWittz
      @TheJWittz  6 років тому +65

      None of this will be on the exam. The exam will only have questions about topics you have never heard before in your life.

    • @NoNameHasBeenFound
      @NoNameHasBeenFound 6 років тому +11

      As expected

    • @themarioguy2548
      @themarioguy2548 6 років тому +2

      Will there be extra credit?

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 років тому +1

      The Marioguy25 no

  • @bacondragonfirstofthisname1189
    @bacondragonfirstofthisname1189 2 роки тому +1

    I can't believe this video is three years old, I've been wondering about this product since I was three. I have ZERO idea what happened to it, but I do recall having too many cards for the box made to store them.

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 6 років тому +151

    5:14 You know, that's actually true. Pterodactyls were not dinosaurs.

    • @julianx2rl
      @julianx2rl 6 років тому +2

      But then, what IS a dinosaur exactly? GOOGLE TIME!!!

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 6 років тому +16

      It's an archosaur with its hips structured so that its leg stick out directly underneath it....it's probably much more complex than that, but that's the general idea.

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 6 років тому +25

      It's true, but also completely false, because dinosaurs CAN fly.
      We call them birds.

    • @NitroIndigo
      @NitroIndigo 6 років тому +3

      Dinosaurs and pterosaurs were both archosaurs.

    • @burgerman1114
      @burgerman1114 6 років тому +2

      Plesiosaurs are also not dinosaurs

  • @samuelmeyer1024
    @samuelmeyer1024 6 років тому +47

    4:51 (Gasp) It's Ridley!

    • @TheJWittz
      @TheJWittz  6 років тому +29

      Ridley confirmed for Smash 5

    • @Operation_Bagel
      @Operation_Bagel 6 років тому +5

      Noooo! He’s too big! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @benhuang2773
      @benhuang2773 6 років тому

      He's grateful to finally be invited.

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 6 років тому

      Ridley is a dinosaur from our imaginaaatiooon...

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 6 років тому +1

      That is the happiest I have ever seen Ridley!
      I love to see any of those ironic artworks of the villain characters as cute and the good guys as creepily evil.

  • @maxbenjamin7212
    @maxbenjamin7212 6 років тому +79

    As a dinosaur meganerd, the point at 4:55 gave me joy

    • @WhatAvery
      @WhatAvery 6 років тому +16

      Yup, too many normies still think all ancient reptiles are Dinosaurs

    • @Lucaccino17
      @Lucaccino17 6 років тому +2

      I don't care what Mario says, they will still be dinosaurs to me

    • @hewkii_inika
      @hewkii_inika 6 років тому +1

      what about birds and yi qi

    • @Openreality
      @Openreality 6 років тому

      Max Benjamin
      Except the card was wrong and there were other cards that were wrong as well.

    • @Openreality
      @Openreality 6 років тому +1

      Tim Lindekilde
      They were and are. By definition Dinosaur means large reptile. Its sad that people dont know that.

  • @UltraCboy
    @UltraCboy 6 років тому +25

    They may have displayed Mario & the gang in a lot of ways here, but how could they possibly forget the best Mario?
    *vietnam*
    *war soldier*

  • @strain42
    @strain42 6 років тому +2

    I am all for this becoming the first part in a series of more of these hilarious cards.

  • @Tibasu
    @Tibasu 6 років тому +28

    I haven't even watched the full video, but that third question makes me want a set of cards for my future kids

  • @shinigamimiroku3723
    @shinigamimiroku3723 6 років тому +88

    Thank God I'm following you on Twitter, or else I'd never have seen this in my feed.
    Anyway, Another hilarious video about something I never knew existed. It kinda reminds me of Mario is Missing, but without the funky gameplay, silly world-traipsing, and meme-Luigi.

    • @justinarney3050
      @justinarney3050 6 років тому +1

      why dont u hit the bell and get in the notification squad?

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 6 років тому +3

      I did, a long time ago. But you know how... picky... UA-cam can be when it comes to ACTUALLY notifying people of new videos from people they're following.

    • @DrJuice1
      @DrJuice1 6 років тому +1

      Marth of Altea Pretty sure you just missed the notification.

  • @irregular1430
    @irregular1430 6 років тому +161

    What’s wrong about learning about the mistakes of a country under a facist regime, and historical facts about landmark dates in international history?

    • @Nic5Cyprus
      @Nic5Cyprus 6 років тому +5

      ikr

    • @TheJWittz
      @TheJWittz  6 років тому +127

      Nothing at all! It's just an unexpected place to see the (normally heavily censored) Mario Bros.

    • @Boltscrap
      @Boltscrap 6 років тому +46

      Luigi's face is what sells it.

    • @justinarney3050
      @justinarney3050 6 років тому +1

      wonder if these cards were in germany??? and if they got censored

    • @thejaykay97
      @thejaykay97 6 років тому +23

      You know, I always pictured the Mushroom Kingdom as the happiest place on Earth. A place without any cares or concerns, where you can play golf even with your biggest enemies or invite them to your kart race. But the implication that the Holocaust happened in the happy-go-lucky Mario universe is simply unsettling to me.

  • @NitroIndigo
    @NitroIndigo 6 років тому +6

    A crossover between Mario and Fullmetal Alchemist is something I never knew I needed.

  • @benjamingreenwood7370
    @benjamingreenwood7370 6 років тому +2

    I absolutely love these new videos of yours. It's like chronicling a slow descent into madness the deeper you go into Nintendo.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 6 років тому +7

    4:25 Well, obviously not all countries, but Australia has some time zones that are 1.5 hours ahead of the others. And certain countries follow DST at different times of the year. So it's not as far out as one would think.
    ~ TDG

    • @kevinwong6588
      @kevinwong6588 2 роки тому

      Newfoundland is also on the half hour.

  • @southparkfirefly
    @southparkfirefly 6 років тому +49

    Maybe those little thin mushroms are baby Toads o3o
    Or magic mushrooms judging by Peach's face...

    • @natnew32
      @natnew32 6 років тому +3

      Look like Super Mishrooms that haven't finished growing if you ask me.

  • @oceanman4843
    @oceanman4843 6 років тому +14

    Mario has not only traveled the whole world, but knows about the traditions of every religion as well

    • @ZACKMAN2007
      @ZACKMAN2007 11 місяців тому

      Which leads to one thing, HALAL MARIO IS REAL

  • @superior2096
    @superior2096 6 років тому +13

    Mario's *DANK* history lessons.

  • @LucasMONeill
    @LucasMONeill 6 років тому +28

    As soon as JWittz asked "What is alchemy?", my mind went like "the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strickly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?"

  • @rattyeely
    @rattyeely 6 років тому +3

    The "which dinosaur could fly" card is strange because on one hand it's really clever and correctly teaches kids that pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs, but on the other hand the idea that no dinosaurs could fly is outdated now considering the closer links between birds and dinosaurs discovered over the years

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 6 років тому

      rattyeely
      Fun fact: this means the one of the fastest living animals to ever live on earth is a Dinosaur that can fly, whose main food source is other dinosaurs that can also fly

    • @Mario87456
      @Mario87456 6 років тому

      At best they are a close relative but not an actual dinosaur since they contradict at least several things about reptiles like being warm blooded an d having a four chambered heart.

  • @dabort
    @dabort 2 роки тому +1

    1:02 Paragoomba. Yep. That’s what that is.

  • @MyNameIsntRyan
    @MyNameIsntRyan 6 років тому

    This and the Pokemon board games are the best kind of content you've ever made, Jwittz. I really love the obscure Nintendo stuff like this, and it really seems to get you excited to talk. Keep it up.

  • @DLCguy
    @DLCguy 6 років тому +18

    1:02 But little goomba is taller than regular goomba.

    • @benhuang2773
      @benhuang2773 6 років тому +1

      They hadn't come up with the "Galoomba" name yet.
      Personally, I think they should have called the SMW Goomba "Round Goomba."

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 6 років тому +3

      Little Goomba had a spurt like Tiny Kong did.
      And he stuck to his ironic nickname.

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 6 років тому +4

      And then there's Chunky
      He's dead.

    • @basilgamesx2422
      @basilgamesx2422 6 років тому +2

      The parakoopa is called a paragoomba and no one seems to care

    • @DLCguy
      @DLCguy 6 років тому

      Basilgames X oh wow your right, I guess I just processed it in my mind as saying koopa instead of goomba

  • @kitedarkside8085
    @kitedarkside8085 6 років тому +10

    You've been working on your delivery and editing haven't you? Your content has always been witty, informative, fun (I could go on), but particularly this episode and the F-Zero episode have a different kind of flavour. A more comedic change of pace. All this to say, great work, and I hope you're having as much fun making these as we are watching.

  • @argonaut640
    @argonaut640 6 років тому +8

    0:24
    Luigi, is there something you're not telling us?

  • @nateweinand4209
    @nateweinand4209 6 років тому +1

    That was an experience!!! Also, as big dinosaur person, it is so refreshing to hear someone realize that not every ancient reptile was a dinosaur. Curse you toys!!!!
    I must admit, some of the topics they had on these cards were, wow! The 90's were awesome: they wouldn't let kids know about any of that today...

  • @Vladislak
    @Vladislak 6 років тому

    Holy crap I remember those! I used to trace the pictures of Mario in various poses and outfits onto paper to make my own scenarios. I vividly remember one that showed Mario in medieval armor kneeling before Peach, it was my favorite card because I just liked how Mario in armor looked.
    Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

  • @cparle87
    @cparle87 4 роки тому

    Nothing caps out a Jwittz video like one of his classic freakouts.

  • @clown9508
    @clown9508 6 років тому +1

    Holy crap I used to watch your videos when I was little and you showed up in my recommendations today. Glad you still make content dude!

  • @taylorchesser8990
    @taylorchesser8990 6 років тому +1

    Wow! I was gonna call out that "flying dinosaur" one as a trick question since pterodactyls aren't actually dinosaurs, but the game beat me to it! I am legitimately surprised that something from the nineties got that one right, because even today that doesn't seem to be very common knowledge.

  • @TheMack625
    @TheMack625 6 років тому +12

    ...Okay. That was genuinely hilarious. I never seen those cards before.

  • @wiibrockster
    @wiibrockster 6 років тому +48

    These seem pretty neat. I'd just buy them for the art!

  • @trash-lol
    @trash-lol 4 роки тому +1

    2:11 *”Mario negotiating an arms deal Mario. Okay maybe not.”*

  • @marche800
    @marche800 6 років тому +4

    3:26 Nah Mario's looking in like he's super confused and trying to figure out what's going on.

  • @AimlessWandererSano
    @AimlessWandererSano 6 років тому

    2:29 It's always the eyes. The only thing that can make anything five times more terrifying is a soul piercing gaze.

  • @boomerangthrower3961
    @boomerangthrower3961 5 років тому +2

    0:02 Huh, It’s like Finding Nemo.
    Or like Finding Dory.

  • @elizabeth7sj222
    @elizabeth7sj222 6 років тому

    I like it when you show us cool nintendo and specifically Pokemon stuff

  • @MattHedgern
    @MattHedgern 6 років тому +1

    4:57 Although heavily outdated (given the nature of these cards), that Spinosaurus art looks really nice.

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 6 років тому

    I love how you continue to find weird nintendo things to share with us

  • @SkiKoala
    @SkiKoala 6 років тому +1

    I remember these! They in my basement.... somewhere...

  • @theohendricks8634
    @theohendricks8634 6 років тому +49

    you should totally become a teacher!

  • @DKQuagmire
    @DKQuagmire 6 років тому +1

    My sister had all the Horrible History cards back in the day. you had a starter pack then with every magazine you bought you got more cards but never the same ones as the ones you already had, so was really easy to complete the set. after the first couple of issues, the shop would stop selling them and you had to get them via subscription/ order online.
    around the time my sister moved out, my dad auctioned of the collection on eBay, and it gathered a huge interest. the winner was some guy from Germany who bid over £300 for the set. WOW!

  • @andybevington
    @andybevington 6 років тому +3

    Reminds me a lot of the old Choose your own adventure books they did with Mario. I'd love to see you cover those if possible!

  • @maddestmike5791
    @maddestmike5791 6 років тому

    0:24 Didn't expect a Mario quiz card to bring that up.

  • @londoncintron680
    @londoncintron680 6 років тому +21

    What's funny is that technically there *ARE* flying dinosaurs, although that could just be the fact that we didn't really know birds were theropods until later on.

    • @Mario87456
      @Mario87456 6 років тому

      Birds are not dinosaurs are they related to them in some ways yes but since they contradict what is a reptile like being warm blooded and having a four chambered heart at best birds as a close relative but not close enough to be an actual dinosaur.

    • @sion8
      @sion8 5 років тому

      @@Mario87456
      No, see this is why the term “non-avian dinosaur” exist because birds *have been dinosaurs the whole time!*

    • @Mario87456
      @Mario87456 5 років тому

      sion8 How sad that you believe in that lie but If you want to believe it that is your choice and I am not going to try change your mind

    • @sion8
      @sion8 5 років тому +1

      @@Mario87456
      May I ask what kind of paleontological/taxonomical credentials do you have?

    • @Mario87456
      @Mario87456 5 років тому

      sion8 I don't need to have those to know this thank you very much

  • @richardlopez1441
    @richardlopez1441 6 років тому +1

    5:47 Peach was probably hallucinating some stuff because of the mushrooms.

  • @CyclopsMonabeckman
    @CyclopsMonabeckman 6 років тому +9

    Alchemist Mario? Now all he has to do is lose his arm and leg.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 6 років тому +3

      You want Luigi to completely lose his body?!

    • @NitroIndigo
      @NitroIndigo 6 років тому

      Would that make Peach May?

    • @CyclopsMonabeckman
      @CyclopsMonabeckman 6 років тому

      Nitro Indigo Toadette can be May Chang she's got the height and the braids.

    • @NitroIndigo
      @NitroIndigo 6 років тому

      Does that mean Toadette is Luigi's girlfriend?

  • @fatpenguin0089
    @fatpenguin0089 6 років тому +2

    3:10 at the back of the plane I thought it was a swastika

  • @renshipeter157
    @renshipeter157 6 років тому

    I had no idea these were a thing. Thanks for the awesome video JWittz

  • @tinyjesster
    @tinyjesster 5 років тому

    I had this whole collection of cards! This box brings me back. Waaaaay back.

  • @kylecampbell565
    @kylecampbell565 6 років тому

    Keep up these types of videos. I don’t know if this counts as fact of the day but I still love it

  • @DCHRAY12
    @DCHRAY12 6 років тому

    The ending absolutely got me cracking up! This video is amazing

  • @supershadow2021
    @supershadow2021 6 років тому +1

    Man, you've helped me learn about so many amazing things from before my time. If you're still reading comments, I appreciate your videos a bunch!

  • @deltad3592
    @deltad3592 6 років тому

    2:12 I guess this is the "Mario negotiating an arms deal" thing the trailers talked about

  • @SWad250
    @SWad250 6 років тому

    I love the abrupt ending to this video. Great stuff.

  • @KevinJennissen
    @KevinJennissen 6 років тому

    I remember these! I loved the little Mario cartoons on each one.

  • @junethefox5834
    @junethefox5834 6 років тому +3

    I remember seeing these all over Twitter, ESPECIALLY 0:27

  • @EmmerichSchulte
    @EmmerichSchulte 4 роки тому

    JOSH!
    As a kid, I owned Mario is Missing, but 6 or 7 year old me wasn't old enough to read and understand the game (nor did I think a MARIO game would be like that as a kid). I would LOVE IT if you do a video where you a little more in depth on it. Been a fan for a long time, and I vicariously play Pokemon through your channel! Keep up the good work.

  • @blueberrymilk
    @blueberrymilk 6 років тому +3

    I opened UA-cam and scrolled down thinking "nothing special" about every video. Then I saw this and thought "These cards are going to be interestingly weird and dumb, aren't they." And what do you know, it was.

  • @Sonicice24
    @Sonicice24 6 років тому +6

    that's honestly awsome

  • @omarcontreras-cruz7501
    @omarcontreras-cruz7501 6 років тому +8

    That card set needed some Waluigi to complete the dankness.

    • @flaregamer64
      @flaregamer64 6 років тому

      Otacon464 Imagine the UA-cam profile pictures we could of had from that though.

  • @FurubaGirl08
    @FurubaGirl08 5 років тому

    Omg! I don't even remember how I came into possession of these quiz cards as a kid, but just enjoyed looking through the artwork n trivia now and then xD

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 6 років тому

    2:55 l remember a Fantastic Four comic book from 1986 that said that if Galactus destroyed the planet, 4 billion people would die. We increase rapidly.
    ~ TDG

  • @Meru__Lucia43093
    @Meru__Lucia43093 6 років тому +2

    I freaking LOVE and WANT these!!

  • @wafflekiller123
    @wafflekiller123 6 років тому +1

    00:19 it’s actually possible to create gold. If you use a particle accelerator, you can change the amount of protons in an atom, which can be used to create gold. Alchemy failed, but the statement about it being impossible to create gold is false.

  • @daracaex
    @daracaex 6 років тому

    Oh my god, I had these and I didn't remember them in the least until you showed one. What a nostalgia rush.

  • @superslobro
    @superslobro 6 років тому +2

    1:03 we aren't gonna notice that it says "little goomba"

  • @mayyoder3648
    @mayyoder3648 6 років тому

    I love your videos, JWittz! I am glad that you are making more!

  • @x.MaverickHunter.x
    @x.MaverickHunter.x 6 років тому

    Good to see you here again my friend. Keep up the good work👍

  • @deltad3592
    @deltad3592 6 років тому +1

    Nice of the history books to teach us all about the horrors of war and the suffering all soldiers go through, ey Luigi?

  • @stulog
    @stulog 6 років тому +3

    Clearly, you don't have kids watching "Dinosaur Train" on PBS. This show follows an entire family of pterodactyls, and they have entire episodes dedicated to beating the fact that pterodactyls are NOT actual dinosaurs into your head, despite the fact that the title and entire premise of the show is about learning about dinosaurs who ride on trains for no apparent reason.

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 6 років тому

      And somehow this show about talking dinosaurs and other prehistoric reptiles that live at exactly the same time is STILL somehow more scientifically accurate than a lot of the professional documentaries....which is amazing.

    • @nightspawnson-of-luna4936
      @nightspawnson-of-luna4936 3 місяці тому

      @@killdozer7792 Technically they don't all live at the exact same time...
      They also travel through time

  • @Nyctolux
    @Nyctolux 6 років тому +1

    My soul desire to someday see a video on these cards, has been quenched. Thank you Master Sakurai.

  • @Drow5ap
    @Drow5ap 6 років тому

    love this new format

  • @vharmi.
    @vharmi. 6 років тому +1

    Best part about the astronaut question is that none of the answers is correct. Great job, Nintendo!

    • @vharmi.
      @vharmi. 6 років тому

      You're very much still affected by gravity on the moon. It's just not as strong due to the moon having less mass than Earth.

  • @GamerGoingGrey
    @GamerGoingGrey 6 років тому

    I wish I still had these. Some of the few video game ephemera I sold off when I was younger.

  • @grizzledwarveteran2321
    @grizzledwarveteran2321 6 років тому +1

    4:23 that’s true to an extent; look at China with one time zone or wacked up Australia time zones

  • @googamp32
    @googamp32 6 років тому

    Revisit these one day! I need more of this in my life.

  • @superdoom1unrevealed231
    @superdoom1unrevealed231 6 років тому +1

    WHAT DID YOU *DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*kay, that's enough quiz cards for today.
    Best ending ever.

  • @giornogiovanna2008
    @giornogiovanna2008 4 роки тому +1

    0:27 They are both Italian.. Just saying

  • @zxb995511
    @zxb995511 6 років тому

    FYI, it is actually possible to make gold from other metals through radiation decay on certain non-stable isotopes. The gold produced through such means is radioactive and expensive as sin, and the amount is microscopic- but it can technically be done if someone really wanted to.

  • @calebreader5818
    @calebreader5818 6 років тому +1

    Woo! The Wittz is back!

  • @HeadsetGuy
    @HeadsetGuy 6 років тому +1

    "Really-nervous-looking-Government Mario" was a real thing... kinda. A commercial for Super Mario All-Stars jokes that you can see "Mario negotiating an arms deal!"

  • @MattKimura
    @MattKimura 6 років тому

    You mention art and you actually look just like my Art Appreciation college professor!
    I actually learned a thing or two, thanks professor JWittz!

  • @Cryogentics
    @Cryogentics 6 років тому

    Oh my god I thought I was the only one who remembered these. I still have these, almost a full set.

  • @TheVonzilla
    @TheVonzilla 6 років тому

    I remember these. It’s making me wonder if I had these, or if I just had other quiz cards by the same company.

  • @turyguerrero2568
    @turyguerrero2568 6 років тому

    Keep up the great work!! Love these random topic videos!

  • @swagdoll420
    @swagdoll420 6 років тому

    These are hilarious. We Need to see more

  • @victoryTTV
    @victoryTTV 6 років тому

    My dad used to work for a storage unit owner and we usually got to take other people's stuff when they didn't pay their fees so when I was about 9 we got to clean a unit out and in a pile there was about 15 of these cards! I still have them around somewhere in my room.

  • @KingDanieltheDandy
    @KingDanieltheDandy 6 років тому +6

    Love jwittz videos

  • @navinkb100
    @navinkb100 6 років тому +1

    1:20 Hey look, I found Eddie the Mean Old Yeti

  • @calloutthedylan5762
    @calloutthedylan5762 6 років тому +2

    0:24 my favorite part

  • @Jwvermillion
    @Jwvermillion 6 років тому +1

    This is like the best video I've ever seen in a long while. I just couldn't stop laughing from those Mario Quiz Cards. Now I want them. XD

  • @potatortheomnipotentspud
    @potatortheomnipotentspud 6 років тому

    4:47 Are we gonna ignore the fact that Luigi is putting somebody's blood in the stew?