HOW TO STEAL YOUR ROOMMATE'S FOOD

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  • @kait6867
    @kait6867 7 років тому +3208

    Other Animators: ok so there was ALWAYS that guy that steals your food in college . . .
    Daidus: ok this is how to steal food like a ninja vulture

    • @victorsegovia3958
      @victorsegovia3958 5 років тому +105

      Daidus is that guy lol

    • @shadowcreature7598
      @shadowcreature7598 5 років тому +21

      Whoops

    • @The_ever_preset_Bee_Eater
      @The_ever_preset_Bee_Eater 2 роки тому +4

      Yes steal the bweeeez

    • @nightowl7034
      @nightowl7034 2 роки тому +10

      Tell me how can a single comment have 2.2k likes, be liked by the creator of the vid, but only have 3 replies? (well 4 now bc of me)
      IT JUST DON'T ADD UP!!!!

    • @Isaac_eins
      @Isaac_eins 2 роки тому +1

      That's why Daidus da goat.

  • @biznubizzness4783
    @biznubizzness4783 7 років тому +6583

    Is this how you fed yourself in college?

    • @audreyn1996
      @audreyn1996 7 років тому +120

      biznu bizzness college*

    • @foundationz4897
      @foundationz4897 7 років тому +69

      biznu bizzness I didn't know people could go to collage. 😂

    • @lilcumstain5704
      @lilcumstain5704 7 років тому +22

      biznu bizzness we all do

    • @_osira_8130
      @_osira_8130 7 років тому +9

      biznu bizzness 400 like from me 7w7

    • @ABCsnoopy
      @ABCsnoopy 7 років тому +22

      Foundationz Jamaa
      I think you meant to say, "I didn't know people finish college."

  • @viktorhirth4832
    @viktorhirth4832 6 років тому +1505

    im in an apartment with 5 of my friends.
    we all ninja vultures
    we all have been stealing each others food

    • @kappanpan
      @kappanpan 6 років тому +5

      Pfft lol

    • @somapapp2944
      @somapapp2944 6 років тому +31

      That's like "Da perfectu circle of the Ninja Vultures"
      So basically you steal roomate A's food. He is a NV too so He'll steal from another roommate and so on. Actually they'll steal from you too so the amaount of food you stole from roomate A, will be the same amaount of food they stole from you, so you'll eat the same amaount of food you had before it's started....
      Yeah instead of learning maths, i wrote this with my horrible english just because I'm so retarded :D
      I'm the ninja vulture who steals time....
      Yeah.. you propably lost 2 or 3 minutes of your life. + You'll write an answer so that's more 5 mins. OHH YEAHH
      I'm sorry guys... If you read the whole shitpost then I have one more question for you: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE????
      bye.

    • @draKoowl247
      @draKoowl247 6 років тому +10

      Counter attack him comrade

    • @someboi4903
      @someboi4903 6 років тому +14

      The real battle royale

    • @SP-ly8pk
      @SP-ly8pk 6 років тому +19

      The literal hunger games

  • @_Noon_i
    @_Noon_i 4 роки тому +1636

    You are born with this knowledge when you have siblings.

  • @iggiboi2501
    @iggiboi2501 5 років тому +2554

    Stealing a slice of pizza without anyone knowing **ultra instinct**

  • @cyanidexeros6368
    @cyanidexeros6368 6 років тому +9895

    Food tastes better when it's not yours.

  • @zygouz6129
    @zygouz6129 5 років тому +3641

    Thank you for teaching me how to catch my roommates

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 5 років тому +101

      @devil boy lol yeah, who cares that someone steals a bit of food? If they're willing to ninja vulture they really do need that food.

    • @colleenmcmillan535
      @colleenmcmillan535 5 років тому +9

      Army

    • @orsikasiahaan3157
      @orsikasiahaan3157 5 років тому +10

      @@colleenmcmillan535 ARMYYYYY

    • @sms5879
      @sms5879 5 років тому +6

      Army, lol.

    • @elenaarenas9062
      @elenaarenas9062 5 років тому +6

      Army

  • @MiraJain
    @MiraJain 4 роки тому +433

    - make sure it's about 10 minutes after they leave, sometimes they go out for a sec and come back
    - bring some of your shit with you to the fridge so you can pretend you were messing with it if you get caught. either junk that you can pretend to be cleaning up or your own food that you can pretend to be putting away or cooking.
    - drinks are a good option, if they're not in a transparent container it's impossible to tell if they've been used up.
    - if it's individual snacks you can't take, sometimes you can ask to share, and in the mess while they're emptying the package you can smuggle away a few extras and you'll be good.
    - trade and work on your negotiation skills. other people like the weird costco snacks your mom ships to you, so you can give those away. you can ask for food as payment for favors as well without exposing your scum, use this to your advantage.
    - if you have separate fridges, you can offer yours as storage space. you probably are too lazy to maintain your own food supply and the opponent likely has a full fridge if their food is enviable, so it should be feasible. chances are they will forget about it eventually if they don't see it.
    - compliment their cooking, they will be more likely to share without you even asking
    - attacking at night is risky, you are more likely to be alone, but it is also easier to hear your movements. make a point of saying you will be up studying so it's not as suspicious. convince them to go out and have fun all night if you get the chance.
    - give off a pathetic aura, people feel good giving pity food to beggars

  • @remedy07
    @remedy07 5 років тому +2988

    Spaghetti

  • @hazhim_
    @hazhim_ 5 років тому +694

    why tf am i watching this i don't even have roommates...lmao

  • @caceyvargas9685
    @caceyvargas9685 7 років тому +139

    The ninja vultures worst enemy: the fridge camera.

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +60

      that's messed up

    • @dangm731
      @dangm731 7 років тому +8

      Cacey Vargas Do people actually do that? lol

    • @cathycaero5929
      @cathycaero5929 7 років тому +12

      Derk Nailboard my Brother did cause I kept stealing his coke

    • @_altruistic_6869
      @_altruistic_6869 7 років тому +7

      I got karma cause I took a couple of my sister's fries the ninja vulture way and I got diarrhea and I have been sitting in the toilet for 2 hours

    • @vudu4897
      @vudu4897 7 років тому

      Weakness nooooo

  • @agastyagupta728
    @agastyagupta728 5 років тому +419

    Therapist:Vulture Itachi is not real he can not hurt you
    Vulture Itachi:

  • @Nepeese
    @Nepeese 5 років тому +1327

    my roommate is a 60 old man... I would definitely feel bad if I ever come to that ^^'

    • @Nepeese
      @Nepeese 4 роки тому +97

      Why do I see a certain Matt Vinci answering this in my notification and then it disapear? well, in case you're still watching this: There are many occasions where you can find yourself with a 60 years old roommate. For me it was a sublocation contract as I was a poor student and he did not have a lot of money, he rent a room to me so he can pay for his appartement and we shared the common room (and fridge). It was in Germany and there is nothing wrong nor even special about it. Also, it was the best roommate I ever had, he was nice, funny and teach me a lot of stuff in geology and electronic soooo... I don't really see any problem here -_-

    • @Bl-ud
      @Bl-ud 4 роки тому +61

      Why take the old man's food?
      When he is the *Food* . (๏ - ๏)

    • @Bl-ud
      @Bl-ud 4 роки тому +6

      @Zefanya Ritonga Adding juicy flavor.. Mhmmmh, I see.

    • @sophiebarber1045
      @sophiebarber1045 4 роки тому +5

      @@Bl-ud ew

    • @squirell2363
      @squirell2363 4 роки тому +3

      @@Bl-ud so he buys food that you take

  • @dequariusforester8081
    @dequariusforester8081 5 років тому +407

    'Why is Daidus"?
    -Some Dude 2019

  • @Luna_light54
    @Luna_light54 5 років тому +562

    Ah, I'm glad I'm not the only one that over analyzes a strategy to steal food from my room mates.
    Man being a student is fun.

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 5 років тому +17

      Also, starving is fun.

    • @leafychild5179
      @leafychild5179 5 років тому +8

      @@AAAAAA-qs1bv
      YASSS!

    • @mattb.7079
      @mattb.7079 5 років тому +4

      A """student""", for sure^^

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 4 роки тому +1

      What to expect of someone with Kazuma on the profile pic

  • @edim108
    @edim108 5 років тому +63

    That's why I eat pretty much only spicy food. I eat food so spicy, that people literally start coughing and sweating eating it.
    I once took curry noodles to school and a classmate of mine wanted to try it and annoyed me into submission. Let me tell you, seeing him cry and sweat with his face literally turning bright red was precious.

    • @manahelh.6104
      @manahelh.6104 Рік тому +3

      I like This comment it’s very satisfying 😂

  • @E--Drop
    @E--Drop 7 років тому +1779

    Who else had to keep pausing through the video to appreciate the references?

    • @TenaciousBuns
      @TenaciousBuns 7 років тому +12

      E drop me XD

    • @tirin1687
      @tirin1687 7 років тому +13

      Wolf Coyote patrick's?

    • @noone-nd4ml
      @noone-nd4ml 7 років тому +1

      Josh Buckley thats what i thought

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun 7 років тому +14

      me
      and STILL crying over the itachi-sasuke refs D,:

    • @MemeMyMind
      @MemeMyMind 7 років тому

      the arab reporting for duty

  • @lolno6665
    @lolno6665 5 років тому +1664

    I've done this to my family
    With cake
    With fries
    And even with pizza

    • @blakeverdon4492
      @blakeverdon4492 5 років тому +8

      I've done it so often

    • @shoriginal
      @shoriginal 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @lolno6665
      @lolno6665 5 років тому +2

      @Tahjay Bernard lmaoo

    • @dadplscomhome5380
      @dadplscomhome5380 5 років тому +12

      Yeh sometimes i do it too! When my mom comes home with a pizza me and my siblings should have equal slices but NOPE I WANT MORE...so i eat fast and while theyre talking i grab another one eat it then go to my bedroom...i just let them fight when they notice the last pizza were gone :)

    • @lolno6665
      @lolno6665 5 років тому +1

      @@dadplscomhome5380 lmaoo same!

  • @ericsong5155
    @ericsong5155 6 років тому +489

    Take a shot everytime he says alright

    • @ANukeWithLegs
      @ANukeWithLegs 6 років тому +2

      Eric Song X_x

    • @Kat-ch4jg
      @Kat-ch4jg 6 років тому +6

      He means “your gonna get drunk and throw up”

    • @ANukeWithLegs
      @ANukeWithLegs 6 років тому +4

      You ... you are a fucking idiot. After 100 shots of vodka I do be dead

    • @ANukeWithLegs
      @ANukeWithLegs 6 років тому +2

      Well I do hate life and all but ... there is still some anime I want to watch before death

    • @AWACS_Snowblind
      @AWACS_Snowblind 6 років тому +3

      *_Is this a challenge...!?_*
      Edit:
      I fele regret

  • @TheAlmightyCon
    @TheAlmightyCon 7 років тому +47

    I use to drink heavy in college and would occasionally...(ok all the time) vomit. To combat this my roommates developed a dorm rule that "Whoever" (me) threw up would have to cook breakfast. ... I cooked a lot of breakfast....... but I would use my roommates' food haha

  • @inveld2896
    @inveld2896 7 років тому +167

    Here I am watching this to know the tactics of the food thief. No longer will my meals be stolen.

  • @DEITY_Z
    @DEITY_Z 5 років тому +61

    I remember asking my bro if i could have half of his sandwich and i cut the sandwich, like theres a tiny piece and big piece.
    All ya gotta do is grab the big piece, move your hand so quickly towards your mouth that they can't see how big the piece is :DDD))

  • @pastelpeach9271
    @pastelpeach9271 5 років тому +806

    i am not a ninja vulture...
    I am the *SENSEI* for ninja vultures.
    My roommates get so confused when food goes missing, but they will never know...
    THAT IT WAS *MEEEEEE*

    • @loriel1907
      @loriel1907 5 років тому +26

      Too bad cuz now i knew, u r doom

    • @RamenBowl2.0
      @RamenBowl2.0 5 років тому +26

      TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, MASTER

    • @Lego_Bespin_Guard
      @Lego_Bespin_Guard 5 років тому +14

      I thought that was gonna be a jo-joke

    • @Ghost-lz4mm
      @Ghost-lz4mm 5 років тому +10

      But it was me dio

    • @jacobmorta3047
      @jacobmorta3047 5 років тому +6

      You thought it was ninja-vulture, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

  • @bluepanda9892
    @bluepanda9892 7 років тому +160

    Back in High school I had a classmate that survived the whole year by stealing and asking for food from us. He is very similar to a abandoned puppy.

    • @21_silly
      @21_silly 7 років тому +8

      bruh I did that for 4 months or so when I lived alone in 8th grade lmao

    • @tortured_ape
      @tortured_ape Рік тому

      ​@@21_sillyI'm dumb,, you can just live alone when you're a minor

  • @Chickedeelove
    @Chickedeelove 7 років тому +4611

    Hahaha XD I actually did all this in college cuz I had no money lmao

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +341

      LOL SAME

    • @loyxifengal2171
      @loyxifengal2171 7 років тому +76

      LisatheAmazoness I still do it because they do it to me

    • @Chickedeelove
      @Chickedeelove 7 років тому +15

      Daidus obviously if you made an video about it XD still thanks for to video! Actually had to break out the skills months ago lol

    • @Liz-kw5gn
      @Liz-kw5gn 7 років тому +4

      LisatheAmazoness I do it in college and when I'm in a pijama party or something u know......I just HEY THERE IS A DINOSAUR and then I took the food hide it in a pillow then I sit on top of the pillow and say I think my mom is calling me THEN YOU RUN SUPER FAST AND HIDE AND THEN PUT THE FOOD IN YOUR BACKPACK AND THEN YOU GO UP AND SAY who ate all the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD and boom ur a master now

    • @primordialshax373
      @primordialshax373 7 років тому

      It takes class and the most important, SKILLS to become the master of scavenging #ninjavulture

  • @luke_garrett
    @luke_garrett 3 роки тому +10

    I was expecting Daidus's animation quality to be way worse since this video was uploaded back in 2016, but I guess he was born with this art skill

    • @luigi2837
      @luigi2837 3 роки тому +2

      He went to art school lol

    • @luigi2837
      @luigi2837 3 роки тому +1

      Also, didn't you see his video where he said that he draws terribly on purpose lmao

  • @Pp.lolita.dollie
    @Pp.lolita.dollie 7 років тому +1511

    You said dude, SOOO many times.

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +200

      dude deal wit it dude

    • @lucasflores919
      @lucasflores919 7 років тому +32

      Ezzy Peezy do a compilation of duddddes

    • @captainwaffles7139
      @captainwaffles7139 7 років тому +6

      Ezzy Peezy you mean alright too many times?

    • @diiiiya
      @diiiiya 7 років тому +25

      and arrite😂

    • @shirothereaper
      @shirothereaper 7 років тому +6

      u mean alrite, alot of alrite

  • @UntitledTitle33
    @UntitledTitle33 7 років тому +209

    That's exactly how i steal food from my siblings... they never noticed

  • @c.b.2487
    @c.b.2487 7 років тому +1245

    Here from the Anime Man. I love your art style. I died with that Sasuke/Itachi vulture comparison 😂 Subscribed!

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +151

      if only Sasuke knew how to fly

    • @star9129
      @star9129 7 років тому +2

      Chantlltr 500th like.

    • @insertmoney2189
      @insertmoney2189 7 років тому

      anime is gay

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 7 років тому +9

      The most important way to steal food without getting caught-
      Don't make a fucking video about it.

    • @insertmoney2189
      @insertmoney2189 7 років тому +2

      I mean my name isn't the little strawberry cupcake

  • @andriana8333
    @andriana8333 5 років тому +57

    literal conversation from me to my future roommate: yo listen we will have this one rule we must nEVER break . . . you cannot have my food or snacks unless i share with you okay?
    roommate: yes ...but what if im rly hungry and there's only your food in the fridge and i end up eating it?
    me: then you gotta buy or cook me the same exact food the moment i catch you
    roommate: but what if it's rly late at night and i cant order that food...and if i ate it it means that there were no ingredients to cook anything so-
    me: look im hungry i go and see u ate the food and there are no ingredients to cook or open fast food places to order then i have no food to eat anymore what u do?
    roommate: i give you my food?
    me: but you ate my food bcz you didn't have food- anyways the point is don't eat my food or ill eat yours for the rest of your life.

    • @DEITY_Z
      @DEITY_Z 5 років тому +14

      Nah man just eat them, just eat your room8 :V

    • @vybs9235
      @vybs9235 3 роки тому +1

      @@DEITY_Z eat you room8? Bro why you going seks

  • @nataham2530
    @nataham2530 7 років тому +1346

    Oh no...Those Naruto references though! ;D
    (By the way, I love your drawings, jokes, and references!)

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +82

      I live for references

    • @nataham2530
      @nataham2530 7 років тому +15

      Who doesn't nowadays :D

    • @pastlepink131
      @pastlepink131 7 років тому +13

      Daidus I saw a lazy town reff Gotta do the cooking by the book XDD

    • @kats-haven7879
      @kats-haven7879 7 років тому +2

      lol

    • @squishlez
      @squishlez 7 років тому +4

      Acrylic Cloud me too

  • @flaminghell417
    @flaminghell417 7 років тому +194

    I have had many years of practice with my siblings, so now after all those years i have gotten that good I'm able to steal whole foods now (pizza, half sandwiches etc) eception is if they're waiting to eat it that day. Whole foods is a 85% chance of success.

    • @ElJags
      @ElJags 7 років тому +16

      FlamingHell i would do a substitute food ninjutsu , i grab tasty fries and substitute then with not tasty ones that look almost the same
      (Insert naruto flute song here)

    • @flaminghell417
      @flaminghell417 7 років тому +8

      AH-64A Apache attack helicopter ah i see you are also skilled in my art.

    • @sarapohjala2684
      @sarapohjala2684 7 років тому

      I am a master too cuz i got siblings to steal candy XD

    • @Artwolf007
      @Artwolf007 7 років тому +1

      I am also a master of this art. My brother never notices when I've stolen his food

    • @Mickey-jj2ki
      @Mickey-jj2ki 7 років тому +1

      Ya’ll are pathetic children if you steal food from your siblings...

  • @machogazpacho407
    @machogazpacho407 6 років тому +281

    You said alright 31 times

  • @kaiswift6102
    @kaiswift6102 5 років тому +25

    I have a solution for whole foods like that sandwich, cut out a small line and just eat it like a noodle.
    5:05
    *Ultra Bumstinct*

  • @daniel9721
    @daniel9721 7 років тому +601

    But if everyone Ninja vultures wouldn't that just be Like shareing?

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 7 років тому +37

      I can not wait! Communism

    • @thebananamelon5065
      @thebananamelon5065 7 років тому +13

      Ninja Vulturing is caring

    • @King-hs9zc
      @King-hs9zc 7 років тому +9

      It's like syndrome from the incredibles said, if everyones a ninja vulture then no one will be

  • @Jomhezthaze
    @Jomhezthaze 7 років тому +81

    I've been in this channel for less than half an hour but I can relate to so many things you talk about, wtf, are you me?

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +29

      you are my doppelganger and now we must kill each other

    • @Jomhezthaze
      @Jomhezthaze 7 років тому +9

      Daidus Ok let me prepare first

    • @Zinioul
      @Zinioul 7 років тому +7

      It's been 3 months, when is the battle starting?

    • @yoongiverse9329
      @yoongiverse9329 7 років тому +3

      Mn Chen xD

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +10

      i already killed him

  • @SolidZach
    @SolidZach 5 років тому +186

    0:19 thought you could be sneaky didn't ya

    • @LordRedStar2064
      @LordRedStar2064 4 роки тому +9

      0.25 speed you could see the picture

    • @JayJayden816
      @JayJayden816 4 роки тому +19

      Boi it's called having pause game.

    • @silasskov4394
      @silasskov4394 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh i saw it at normal speed

    • @lazistonec5114
      @lazistonec5114 4 роки тому +2

      BruH-

    • @isseitomoki783
      @isseitomoki783 3 роки тому

      whose fake butt is it? I'm new to this channel, is it an inside joke?

  • @roxyweeboo9751
    @roxyweeboo9751 5 років тому +739

    Legend says:
    “If your *extremely* late, he’ll ignore your comment :0

    • @axl2484
      @axl2484 5 років тому +22

      Roxy Weeboo thats a true legend lmao

    • @Yar-Crasy
      @Yar-Crasy 4 роки тому +22

      nope thats not a legend it's a fact

    • @axl2484
      @axl2484 4 роки тому +2

      Ling Cheng Jiang ok boomer

    • @nugget1908
      @nugget1908 4 роки тому

      Well that's a pain in the ass

    • @KB-oc4hw
      @KB-oc4hw 4 роки тому

      im latest

  • @brianwells6799
    @brianwells6799 7 років тому +25

    What I do when there is food thats been sitting for days like chips or something, I take it and hide and if they dont notice it for a day..I eat it

  • @nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo167
    @nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo167 7 років тому +135

    I did this all the time with my sisters. I still do. They always catch me, but when they don't, I just feel a sense of...accomplishment.😊😈

    • @Arzene22
      @Arzene22 7 років тому +1

      Chibi_bunny Author
      if i steal my brother's fries he would turn into hulk little nigga punching like soft pillows getting thrown at you

    • @Artwolf007
      @Artwolf007 7 років тому

      I steal my brothers food from time to time, he never notices😈.

    • @kingxicor6308
      @kingxicor6308 7 років тому

      I steal food when I need it and nobody ever noticed and they can’t steal mine

  • @sgfragile2166
    @sgfragile2166 6 років тому +165

    OMG A KAKASHI VULTURE!!!! Those are the best kind!

    • @suri_exe
      @suri_exe 6 років тому +1

      Itachi vulture kind are usually traitors...dont trust em

    • @ruju1806
      @ruju1806 5 років тому

      Sasuke

  • @BOEDP
    @BOEDP 5 років тому +7

    I came from a family of ninja vultures so when I got roommates I had already mastered ultra instinct

  • @sabihbinmasood
    @sabihbinmasood 6 років тому +1453

    Is Sen your girlfriend?

  • @batmate8288
    @batmate8288 7 років тому +1121

    Mahn those puns LMAO

    • @ari5653
      @ari5653 7 років тому +7

      i wanna like it buuuuuut it has 333 likes who am i to ruin such a perfect number

    • @Marta-cw7vg
      @Marta-cw7vg 6 років тому

      Batman 4ever he's not a lamo b****

    • @firesoulxd7785
      @firesoulxd7785 6 років тому +1

      Batman 4ever 666 likes

    • @user-un3me1kg9v
      @user-un3me1kg9v 6 років тому

      Batman

    • @0101-q5m
      @0101-q5m 6 років тому

      Batman 4ever :v

  • @clemshat7507
    @clemshat7507 7 років тому +191

    I JUST NOTICED HOW MUCH YOU SAY ALRIGHT

    • @coolcool6676
      @coolcool6676 7 років тому +7

      Clems Hat ikr, but tbh a lot of people say the world like a lot when they're talking

    • @jennysnell1
      @jennysnell1 7 років тому +6

      *ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!*

    • @aylincg7217
      @aylincg7217 7 років тому +1

      Alright

    • @MariiMee.
      @MariiMee. 7 років тому +1

      Clems Hat
      He said it 43 times in this video, alright?

    • @froskonic1854
      @froskonic1854 7 років тому

      ARRITE

  • @shadrinatahil4141
    @shadrinatahil4141 3 роки тому +6

    Lmao after watching Daidus' videos, I realize I've turned into the sweet kid everyone loves (before quarantine) to the lowest of barnacle scums (after)

  • @ayoutubecommenter3031
    @ayoutubecommenter3031 6 років тому +343

    When I'm done watching this video.
    Followed the instructions and done
    "30mins later"
    Roommate comes in, eat a food you have stolen
    Roommate: Hey bruh
    Me: yeah bruh? "Panicking because maybe he knew"
    Roommate: yuh want some, it taste good I'm sure you'll like it 😉
    Me:🤤wut

  • @bonelesscommunism4031
    @bonelesscommunism4031 7 років тому +149

    I don’t get mad when people eat my food...
    But if it’s peanut butter cups don’t expect to walk out of that house in anything but a body bag...

    • @vudu4897
      @vudu4897 7 років тому +1

      Sockover Dickgamer I walk out with a bloody bag and knife and a bloody paint over

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 6 років тому

      Sockover Dickgamer same

    • @insertdeadmeme
      @insertdeadmeme 6 років тому +1

      How can you walk in a body bag?

    • @aeiara
      @aeiara 6 років тому +2

      +Insert Meme I don't if you're innocent or just sarcastic. If you're innocent...
      *silently sweats, how did corruption come to here?*

    • @myst8399
      @myst8399 6 років тому

      Me if Someone Touches My Cheese Fries

  • @Shaquiifa
    @Shaquiifa 7 років тому +350

    Once I stole my lil sister's daily snack and got away🍪.
    This lil shit then stole my money and bought tons of snack.

  • @artzerial
    @artzerial 4 роки тому +15

    Moral of the story:
    FEED YOUR ROOMMATES!!!

  • @PBplayer1202
    @PBplayer1202 8 років тому +600

    This is why I'm fat lol

    • @PBplayer1202
      @PBplayer1202 8 років тому +48

      My body is ready

    • @satkum2101
      @satkum2101 7 років тому +12

      mike ouillette wtf

    • @syeetstar5423
      @syeetstar5423 7 років тому

      mike ouillette 😂

    • @linya_smiles_1358
      @linya_smiles_1358 7 років тому +2

      I'm skinny af but I eat a lot, I hope you don't think of being fat a bad thing because it means you eat a lot and that can be healthy sometimes

  • @sombrerocactus7942
    @sombrerocactus7942 7 років тому +113

    I love the naruto references.

  • @luissanchez723
    @luissanchez723 7 років тому +242

    *Ninja Vulture...*

  • @chisetokoya5484
    @chisetokoya5484 5 років тому +6

    I do this but if my mom has my phone in her room, I go in check what position it is in, I pick it up delete some crap..don’t ask... then put it back to what app it was on before, place the phone back to how it was before, then... YOU A SAVAGE NINJA

  • @joshuapskowski8211
    @joshuapskowski8211 7 років тому +10

    Dude, I never had a food vulture because when I cook I try to make sure everyone in the house has something to eat for like, the next day and make sure everyone is happily fed.

  • @midbloofusion6802
    @midbloofusion6802 7 років тому +43

    5:13 "whoops Wrong Anime" lmao 😂😂

  • @hoover6291
    @hoover6291 5 років тому +13

    Best drinking game: drink a shot every time Daidus says alright.

  • @gideonjones5712
    @gideonjones5712 5 років тому +4

    I never leave a sign that I've messed with something. I can go to stupid lengths to make it look like nothing ever moved from it's original position. Not even with stealing food, but with everything. I knew there were other ninjas out there like me.

  • @BrMatthewF
    @BrMatthewF 7 років тому +41

    Dude if you want some mashed potatoes just ask I clearly don't need them as much as you if your willing to go that far for a spoonful.

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +85

      it's the thrill that drives us

    • @gruggerthemugger9386
      @gruggerthemugger9386 7 років тому +6

      RUNNING IN THE 9- no? Oh... okay.

  • @Taebetsu
    @Taebetsu 7 років тому +114

    How come you couldn't just ask the person if you could get some food or fries 🍟 😂

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +113

      only works for the first couple of times

    • @storm683
      @storm683 7 років тому +31

      Daidus yeah and it's weird always asking for it

  • @ChanceDAFull
    @ChanceDAFull 7 років тому +224

    Lol les miserables 😂

    • @LadyChiaki
      @LadyChiaki 7 років тому +6

      I never watch to the very end of videos with an outro but I did because of this comment and I laughed so hard lol, I love les mis! :D

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +5

      lol yeah maybe I should make the outro a little bit shorter next time. What do you think?

    • @LadyChiaki
      @LadyChiaki 7 років тому +13

      If you have an "after credits scene" sure.
      All your videos are really funny btw. Good Job :D

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +23

      thanks :D I'll make lots of aftercredit scenes they are fun, just gotta be careful of copyright 'cause the phantom of the opera copyrighted my other video for the song LOL

    • @lamisaelmaa6507
      @lamisaelmaa6507 7 років тому +3

      daidus:stole a fukin piece of bred boi

  • @goldendigg8099
    @goldendigg8099 3 роки тому

    everyday a new phatso gets born. support the phatso cause to prevent phatso from getting extinct.

  • @auroro3186
    @auroro3186 5 років тому +10

    I'm not even here to learn how to steal my roommate's food. I'm just here to know how to make sure no one steals my food.
    I take my food seriously.

  • @_hsirepnehtresol_3449
    @_hsirepnehtresol_3449 6 років тому +23

    *I am literally always in hell, I was a born ninja vulture.*

  • @daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250
    @daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250 5 років тому +242

    I'll just starve myself till they give me food, Gandhi style.

  • @jeonminkook7560
    @jeonminkook7560 7 років тому +360

    you are a ninja vaulter dude :)

  • @abclutchb7586
    @abclutchb7586 4 роки тому +3

    2:28
    Daidus : “Sen you fool, I already won!”
    4:49
    Daidus: “Damn it sen you knew about my plan the whole time...”

  • @ciortannatalia3268
    @ciortannatalia3268 7 років тому +242

    SPEECH 100
    Thx for the likes my Skyrim dudes

    • @bartle8620
      @bartle8620 7 років тому +1

      ciortan natalia speech 120

    • @idiotinabandanna8701
      @idiotinabandanna8701 6 років тому +3

      thatcrazydog schueller do you even know the meme

    • @ciortannatalia3268
      @ciortannatalia3268 6 років тому

      +isabs_personal sarcasm_detector yeah i know it

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 6 років тому

      ciortan natalia Not you , him + thatcrazydog schueller
      It's a Skyrim meme so it can't go above 100 (unless you got legendary edition )

    • @bintangadhyaksar4476
      @bintangadhyaksar4476 6 років тому

      Sneak 100+legendary

  • @HONKBEATS
    @HONKBEATS 7 років тому +58

    The amount of references...

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +52

      I'mma keep spewing them outta my ass

    • @DEGermany
      @DEGermany 7 років тому

      _He even surpasses Gintama._

    • @XxALSFAxX_
      @XxALSFAxX_ 7 років тому +1

      Daidus death note reference was the best "just as planned " 😂😂😂

    • @somnathghosh2671
      @somnathghosh2671 7 років тому

      Itona Horibe No one can surpass Gintama. Daidus may be a disciple of him.

  • @loupalpha3990
    @loupalpha3990 7 років тому +49

    or you could just ask for some

    • @Daidus
      @Daidus  7 років тому +10

      only works for first couple of times

    • @loupalpha3990
      @loupalpha3990 7 років тому +1

      then get some money and buy your own food to repay them then it should work again

    • @loupalpha3990
      @loupalpha3990 7 років тому +1

      anyway it a nice video
      thanks for responding

    • @loupalpha3990
      @loupalpha3990 7 років тому

      who is the girl in the intro

  • @SoggyWetCheese
    @SoggyWetCheese 3 роки тому +4

    For triangle shaped sandwiches, I have experience so I know what to do. Just make it so u cut a very thin slice along the hypotenuse , then if they check on it in the fridge or something, keep cutting very thin parts, so he doesn't notice each time. Then if it gets TOO small, then just stop or just ask them if u could have it

  • @ryanwrites5531
    @ryanwrites5531 7 років тому +155

    My friend was hoarding A giant ice cream stash *I stole the entire stash*

    • @BottomTextAssOpen
      @BottomTextAssOpen 6 років тому

      That One Animator Guy that you don't know Monster.

    • @ohhhboyyy7625
      @ohhhboyyy7625 6 років тому +2

      Deliciously evil

    • @crazyman5520
      @crazyman5520 6 років тому

      Depressed Sausage To keep in keeping your kitchen

  • @huixinlim9536
    @huixinlim9536 7 років тому +48

    my roommates didn;t even try....they took the whole box of chicken wings and all the remaining pizza (there was more than half left)....;-;

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 7 років тому +6

      @hui : this can only be resolved by sitting on their face.. then uploading the footage for us.

  • @logonanoon7411
    @logonanoon7411 5 років тому +17

    0:19 pause at the right moment

  • @Tamperingtea
    @Tamperingtea 5 років тому +1

    Video leads to multiple people learning how many chips, fries, and grains of rice

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 7 років тому +517

    When you care more about your stomach than a hot girl

    • @johnbash-on-ger
      @johnbash-on-ger 7 років тому +63

      He has bro priorities.

    • @iceasaurusrex7774
      @iceasaurusrex7774 7 років тому +10

      Fluffy Furball food is life man

    • @helmiboboy
      @helmiboboy 7 років тому +6

      Who doesn't?
      You need to eat before you *Making* it
      *Include the Lenny face*

    • @hunter_cx1299
      @hunter_cx1299 7 років тому +3

      Honestly, I would've got the hot girl

    • @hunter_cx1299
      @hunter_cx1299 7 років тому +4

      10/10 point

  • @Jugarnot1988
    @Jugarnot1988 7 років тому +14

    It's been 20 seconds and I'm already laughing. So glad The Anime Man sent me here. Now I have to binge watch all your videos. gg Daidus, gg

  • @squeegie
    @squeegie 7 років тому +52

    I realized at some point my roommates have been stealing my food, but I realized later on...
    ..
    ..
    they were my wife and kids.

  • @Bruno-xu9kf
    @Bruno-xu9kf 5 років тому

    The amount of anime and series that this guy watch dude... SO MANY REFERENCES!!! I love this channel.

  • @tilmohnen6521
    @tilmohnen6521 7 років тому +73

    Cant stop laughting!!! XD

    • @vudu4897
      @vudu4897 7 років тому

      Til Möhnen ikr

  • @spyrex3988
    @spyrex3988 5 років тому +5

    the amount references i find in his videos is overwhelming

  • @Eklipsies
    @Eklipsies 7 років тому +43

    The league of legends references tho

  • @Kurokun01
    @Kurokun01 3 роки тому +6

    4:22 holy shit, a golden sun reference

  • @hannahvincent7119
    @hannahvincent7119 5 років тому +21

    Tactic for protecting. Simply get a scale and write down the weight of the food so you will know if stolen. Gelius.

  • @delmisbaldwin9039
    @delmisbaldwin9039 7 років тому +131

    Ok so there is a kakashi vulture

    • @fakedthunder
      @fakedthunder 7 років тому

      Yup

    • @justchopstick9898
      @justchopstick9898 7 років тому +1

      Delmis Baldwin SENSEI VULTURE

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 7 років тому

      DAVID BOWIE SAMA SENSEI SENPAI CHAN KUN SAN SENSEI SENPAI SAMA VULTURE!!! TEACH ME ABOUT THE FOOD ROBBING JUTSU!!!

    • @trashboat1814
      @trashboat1814 7 років тому

      Delmis Baldwin you mean scarecrow

    • @drwho6760
      @drwho6760 7 років тому

      Delmis Baldwin And Itachi vulture

  • @leotheracoon2620
    @leotheracoon2620 6 років тому +65

    We know this is not a real butt

  • @theweblenz6458
    @theweblenz6458 3 роки тому +1

    A man that has played Golden Sun is a man of culture

  • @muhammadnaufalw1822
    @muhammadnaufalw1822 7 років тому +39

    How if your roommates watch this video??

  • @geesegoose4862
    @geesegoose4862 6 років тому +12

    You have perfect english, I'm with you fam

  • @thatonemessyartist1760
    @thatonemessyartist1760 5 років тому +10

    All I came here to say is; DON'T TOUCH MAH FOOD AND IF YOU DO NINJA VULTURE GANG I'MA COMIN' FOR Y'ALL!

  • @Moonzokast
    @Moonzokast 5 років тому +8

    When you steal all your friend’s food without them noticing
    SNEAK 100

  • @spidertron575
    @spidertron575 7 років тому +186

    U got a new sub

    • @orcoz022
      @orcoz022 7 років тому

      Yahh boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    • @SDarShino
      @SDarShino 6 років тому

      How about dub?

    • @spidertron575
      @spidertron575 6 років тому

      Marcus Toledo what haha

  • @ThursdayAtMidnight
    @ThursdayAtMidnight 7 років тому +45

    3:33 be liek.... I'll take a potato chip..... and eat it.

  • @Bigpvnk
    @Bigpvnk 5 років тому +9

    Lmao I've been training the ninja vulture arts my entire life without knowing it

  • @nightcoresenseianimesensei9114
    @nightcoresenseianimesensei9114 4 роки тому +11

    I'm a professional ninja Walter vulture caz I'm doing this for 7 years now

  • @kanna.sakizawa
    @kanna.sakizawa 5 років тому +45

    I'm already two years late and I've already done this since I was in grade school lol
    AND CONGRATS ON HITTING 1MIL SUB YASCUM!!!!!!

  • @cerinefalls5761
    @cerinefalls5761 7 років тому +40

    Alright counter-
    System overload

  • @SpeedHomeAttack
    @SpeedHomeAttack 5 років тому +90

    How to get whole food:
    Every day, slowly push the food towards the back and hide it behind bigger items in the fridge.
    Once completely out of sight they wont remember it being there and it's all yours.

  • @vampy22693
    @vampy22693 5 років тому +2

    I'd weigh my food and write it down so if i weigh it again and it's different then I know someone ate my food.

  • @TheRavidj
    @TheRavidj 7 років тому +220

    dude but you have cute blonde roommate....
    It's unfair

    • @boufftous3000
      @boufftous3000 7 років тому +6

      Subham Chanda roommate = gf sometimes?

    • @DEGermany
      @DEGermany 7 років тому +5

      _I had a blonde teammate. He was neither cute nor a girl - depending who you are asking though._