Brittany Schmitt's HORNY | Stand Up Comedy Special

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  • Опубліковано 7 лис 2024

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  • @georgep1133
    @georgep1133 2 місяці тому +51

    The way you delivered the line on the “I’m attracted to autistic guys” joke, “Why won’t you make eye contact with me?!” … literally spit my drink out laughing. Well done

  • @overbet36
    @overbet36 2 місяці тому +27

    This was hilarious and the uncomfortable "oughhh" made it 10x better

  • @michellelynndion
    @michellelynndion 2 місяці тому +147

    I thought she crushed it. Her relaxed attitude with the dark humor and some really clever puns in there. I’m into it. Do your thing, girl!

    • @thomasr7129
      @thomasr7129 2 місяці тому +3

      Great delivery, timing, and super funny, surprising puns - she's got good material and she owns it. Hope to hear more from her!

    • @misterdaddy4240
      @misterdaddy4240 Місяць тому

      Single moms r the worse, just look at her as we all know her dad left riggt after her mom choose not to shallow -Jokes..Better than anything she said

  • @carlaalexander139
    @carlaalexander139 2 місяці тому +28

    “It looked like a pickle in a produce bag” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kristinborchers5564
    @kristinborchers5564 3 місяці тому +12

    Yay, finally it's here!!
    You look gorgeous, Brittany!

  • @raymonddonaldson9005
    @raymonddonaldson9005 2 місяці тому +15

    To me, Brittany Schmitt is one of the most talented, intriguing, and deep rooted humorous comedians in the industry. Her unique style and delivery never ceases to amaze me. People comment on her dark humor, but I think she just flat out talks about life and the topics people skirt. I love her!

    • @rdhighlander
      @rdhighlander 2 місяці тому +1

      Please go once every while outside and enjoy fresh air, a little cardio... And find a hobby.. Because that review doesn't fit a very well performed dark humor set... But I also truely like it.. Just not calling it unique.. It's chill.. And legs...

    • @raymonddonaldson9005
      @raymonddonaldson9005 2 місяці тому

      @rdhighlander noted and on point. I've attended a couple of her performances and she's pretty dang entertaining. And yes, she has nice legs...

  • @rachelbelcher8154
    @rachelbelcher8154 2 місяці тому +3

    Worstie here! Absolutely love you and your brand of comedy. I can’t wait to see what you do next. Watched this with my husband and he laughed along with me the whole time. Sending love to you from Texas!!!!

  • @saxonstangsetc3201
    @saxonstangsetc3201 28 днів тому +3

    I love her smile when she pauses 😂

  • @wendyarias4166
    @wendyarias4166 2 місяці тому +14

    Day one Worstie here 🎉🎉❤❤ we are here supporting you Britt S.

  • @johnblandersen1626
    @johnblandersen1626 3 місяці тому +15

    This is one of my favorite comedians of all time! I did not expect a new special, but here we are on a Friday and I LOVE IT! Thanks Brittany! You are a killer comic with the best delivery in the biz!

  • @BrittanyFurlan
    @BrittanyFurlan 3 місяці тому +92

    So proud!!!!!!

    • @sarawilburn5876
      @sarawilburn5876 3 місяці тому +7

      Now we need your special! Luv u both!

    • @CraigMahaney
      @CraigMahaney 3 місяці тому +3

      Glad Tommy Lee's wife is a fan.

    • @ericfuoco9718
      @ericfuoco9718 2 місяці тому +3

      She is very good

    • @RyanHernandez-es2br
      @RyanHernandez-es2br 2 місяці тому

      Tell Tommy Lee and crue to come back to Kansas City please

    • @kellystevens3194
      @kellystevens3194 2 місяці тому

      You are the most supportive friend xoxoxoxo

  • @amycurtis18
    @amycurtis18 3 місяці тому +9

    Can’t wait to watch tonight when I get some peace and quiet!! 😅

    • @johnmartinez7847
      @johnmartinez7847 2 місяці тому +1

      Gotta make sure all the cats pipe down huh.

  • @7_Hats
    @7_Hats 3 місяці тому +8

    She’s pretty good. I almost to gave up on this as she started down the typical cliche/over done female comic type of set, but she had a bunch of good moments through out. Her timing and pauses on a lot of her jokes were perfect.
    If she’s new-ish to standup, she’s got tons of potential.
    The “ballpark” bodycount joke is so old though. I’ve heard about 5 variations of that joke, and I’ve heard each variation a million times. Its basically a Dad joke.

    • @johnmartinez7847
      @johnmartinez7847 2 місяці тому

      Yeah I mean it's all female "comedians" really have.

  • @bronerariel
    @bronerariel 2 місяці тому +6

    Brittany that was so good! People are just haters. I watched your specials back to back and your stage presence improved so much. You were moving more and it seemed less robotic. Your words flowed and just seemed more natural. AND IT WAS FUNNY!! ❤

  • @zazzlles
    @zazzlles Місяць тому +3

    "you hated that joke but not as much as i hated getting r." ICONIC

  • @silver33
    @silver33 2 місяці тому +4

    Awesome special. I hope you get a Netflix special soon.

  • @Saundra-jq7rm
    @Saundra-jq7rm 2 місяці тому +58

    Lady worstie here!!! Hey fellow worsties!! Lets show B.Schmitt some love. She really hated on herself for this special. It takes a lot of courage to get up there especially newly sober. Also, her topics alone take courage talking about her sex life. We 💗ya B. Schmitt!!!! Youre gorgeous and very funny. However, thats just the sum of all the parts that make her wonderful. Shes so strong, independent, brave, genuine, wise, creative, bold,ambitious, transparent, kind, humble, honest, etc. the list goes on and is never ending. She definitely has her own vibe on stage. Congratulations to Brittany for her sobriety and another great special. Keep going girl youre doing great!! You are a queen Brittany and you reign supreme especially on stage .We all love ya Britt and are glad youre still here on earth, youre needed and you matter. If anyone hasnt already done so become a worstie and check out her podcast called "this is the worst podcast" every Wednesday on youtube. You wont regret it. ✌️💗😎

    • @elzilchojd
      @elzilchojd 2 місяці тому +1

      Nah.

    • @theosname
      @theosname 2 місяці тому +4

      Strong set of stories and jokes! Great timing! Listening to B.Schmitt's stand-up was like watching a building demolition from the front seat of a roller coaster. She is beautiful with the looks to match.

    • @DBLQ06
      @DBLQ06 2 місяці тому +3

      Thanks on the advice, I'll follow her on her podcast too, her material is great I love the dark art on in.

    • @ChrisRenna-x6p
      @ChrisRenna-x6p 2 місяці тому +1

      Brittany I got kick on watching your comedy show not only that you are a knockout gorgeous very attractive good lookin woman with a diehard personality feel i feel in love immediately doesn't happen like that ❤❤wow you're really something also congratulations on your sobriety you diffently have a new fan for life I watch comedy on cable n utube you say you r divorced wow❤❤❤❤❤❤ seem like a keeper to me god bless you sweetheart would love to come see you live at one of your 😊shows😊😊

    • @elzilchojd
      @elzilchojd 2 місяці тому

      @@ChrisRenna-x6p simp.

  • @KristyQuinn1
    @KristyQuinn1 3 місяці тому +11

    So funny, beautiful and talented. Amazing special!!!!!

  • @whatudoin1
    @whatudoin1 2 місяці тому +6

    not sure why this was on my timeline but i´m glad i clicked . I laughed so hard ...now i need to know more about her chaotic life lol

  • @jorje0068
    @jorje0068 3 місяці тому +5

    Here for it!

  • @krystalhuffmandeleon5068
    @krystalhuffmandeleon5068 3 місяці тому +4

    I have only listened to the pod! My first time seeing/hearing your stand up! ILY mucho beauty!!!

  • @DavidSherman-m5l
    @DavidSherman-m5l 2 місяці тому +14

    One of the two best female comedians I've heard in a very long time.

  • @BAN-bo4kz
    @BAN-bo4kz 2 місяці тому +2

    Crowd Wasn't Into it on Some Parts but I Was Laughing Hysterically when they were Silent... Great Job Keep Pushing!!!

  • @kellystevens3194
    @kellystevens3194 2 місяці тому +6

    The way I was already googling … 😂

    • @xLxUxSxTx
      @xLxUxSxTx Місяць тому

      DeAndre Jordan. I am a fan. Didn't have to google it. lol.
      but. I hate that she mentions an NBA player like 6 times. who fkn cares. it was some weird name drop without the name, but also, practically begs the audience to google it.

  • @AquziaMcClendon-ip4bb
    @AquziaMcClendon-ip4bb Місяць тому +1

    Excellent delivery & material. Hilarious! Thanx!!!

  • @alicedallashair
    @alicedallashair 3 місяці тому +4

    love you Brittany !you’re amazing !!!!

  • @carlaalexander139
    @carlaalexander139 2 місяці тому +2

    You’re crushing this shit Brittany! Never stop! 💕✨

  • @bethannacurtman2680
    @bethannacurtman2680 3 місяці тому +144

    WORSTIE HERE! 😍😍

    • @KellyStonelake-c9j
      @KellyStonelake-c9j 3 місяці тому +8

      Hi worsties 🫶💕

    • @youcancallmeal101
      @youcancallmeal101 3 місяці тому +11

      Worstie army assemble whooop whooop🎉👏🫶🏻

    • @Stellar0930
      @Stellar0930 3 місяці тому +7

      They should do an episode on how and why they wanted to become comedians!❤

    • @sarawilburn5876
      @sarawilburn5876 3 місяці тому +7

      Checking in! She's amazing!

    • @MauiGirl
      @MauiGirl 3 місяці тому +5

      Hey fellow Worsties 🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @debbiegarcia9561
    @debbiegarcia9561 3 місяці тому +6

    Worstie from Miami 🌴🩷✔️ Love you Britt!

  • @patriciamiller8751
    @patriciamiller8751 2 місяці тому

    Brittany I was so scared this wouldn’t be funny strictly for how you pitched it on the pod… SO GOOD. You should feel really proud.

  • @DreaLeigh29
    @DreaLeigh29 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m a Worstie 🙌🏻🙌🏻
    Finally had an opportunity to sit down and watch your special! IDK what you were talking about on the podcast, you killed it girl!!! ❤

  • @mariaelizabeth1401
    @mariaelizabeth1401 2 місяці тому +1

    Love her last special. This one I find more relatable, especially her delivery, which I LOVE. Dead!

  • @TorQueMoD
    @TorQueMoD Місяць тому

    The white fridge joke was awesome :) Guaranteed proof that someone doesn't own a house. And OMG that ending :)

  • @soulfitcounseling6185
    @soulfitcounseling6185 3 місяці тому +3

    Yayyy go Brit go 🎉

  • @Jk-el9jp
    @Jk-el9jp 3 місяці тому +4

    You are so talented at making the sickest, most hilarious jokes of all time! Lots of love from Germany 🫶🏼 Thanks for making my evening less worse 😜

  • @amandalynnh
    @amandalynnh 3 місяці тому +9

    Day one WORSTIE here! Waited all day yesterday for this!! WORTH THE WAIT! Couldn’t have started my any Friday better!! Thank you!!!! Watching a second time now and will watch again with my fiancé! ❤❤❤❤

  • @robertp9297
    @robertp9297 2 місяці тому +5

    I hadn't heard Brittany Schmitt before... good comedy, and great delivery !
    Thanks for the show.

  • @aldunlop4622
    @aldunlop4622 Місяць тому +2

    "...And then he punched me in the throat!" GOLD!

  • @AshleyB-s9r
    @AshleyB-s9r 3 місяці тому +5

    🖤 Beautifully dark and funny 🖤

  • @brittanydelacruz4694
    @brittanydelacruz4694 2 місяці тому +2

    Loved this special Brittany!! Great job!!

  • @LosRakas
    @LosRakas 2 місяці тому +3

    She was dope

  • @Steve_Vendetta
    @Steve_Vendetta 2 місяці тому +12

    Well, that's thirty-four minutes I'll never get back.

  • @OnyxLee
    @OnyxLee Місяць тому +3

    DeAndre Jordan sports a tattoo of his grandmother on the right side of his lower abdomen. This portrait is part of a collection of tattoos that honor his loved ones, including one of his father in the middle of his stomach.

  • @Alice_Walker
    @Alice_Walker 2 місяці тому +2

    This was so fun! 💜

  • @NatashaJBella
    @NatashaJBella 24 дні тому

    Loved it! Very clever and funny with the dark humour. 😂

  • @elizabethaguilar3888
    @elizabethaguilar3888 2 місяці тому

    Love you Brittany! Worstie from Australia/Cancun Mex . Listening your sense of humour every week has literally gave me motivation to keep going . This material is so good! Keep them coming ❤

  • @mrswalk3r
    @mrswalk3r 2 місяці тому +2

    Brittany!! This is amazing! You did such a great job!! You look beautiful and this is hilarious!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @melanieovens8008
    @melanieovens8008 3 місяці тому +3

    Loved it Brittany! Dark and real. Worstie from New Zealand x

  • @IdaPearlComedy
    @IdaPearlComedy 2 місяці тому +9

    What a great set. I enjoyed it so much!!

  • @prabhatluthra5444
    @prabhatluthra5444 28 днів тому

    16:54 I paused and said this out loud at my place “Bitch move”. 😂😂

  • @WhoaItsJoe1
    @WhoaItsJoe1 2 місяці тому +1

    Love the podcast, and you killed this too! First time seeing your set

  • @briandavis4916
    @briandavis4916 2 місяці тому +4

    Gotta say, of all the female comics in the business, her legshow game is to die for and worth the price of a ticket to see in person. ❤🙏🎉

  • @DreistStudios
    @DreistStudios 3 місяці тому +2

    Great special!!! Loved it

  • @Cozy.Mood.B
    @Cozy.Mood.B 3 місяці тому +5

    OMG! IT'S MY COMEDY WIFE!

  • @DemetriasJones
    @DemetriasJones 20 днів тому +1

    A reflection can be funny at times . You're funny.

  • @modera.torrent_
    @modera.torrent_ 2 місяці тому +12

    🤣 Ok ive never heard of this chick until now, and for full context, i, just as most guys would say, am particularly critical of female comics. I never denied that women could be funny, but I hold the opinion that comedy delivered by a guy is almost always equally funny to both genders, whereas women comics tend to make jokes that are very directed at being funny to other females exclusively. But this woman had me laughing my ass off for most of this 30+ minute special. Shes got it down, her execution and timing are spot on, she tows that line between overt political correctness and career ruining offensive, very well, and she does it without hesitation, in a pleasant balance between being over sensitive and honestly not giving a damn either way. You can tell she's seen a lot of comedy in her life, I admire her for how hard she clearly worked to be able to deliver this killer special flawlessly. 👍 bravo!

    • @jeffn2723
      @jeffn2723 2 місяці тому

      I just discovered Rachel Feinstein about 2 hours ago. Funniest female standup comedian I've seen.

    • @misterdaddy4240
      @misterdaddy4240 Місяць тому

      Single moms r the worse, just look at her as we all know her dad left riggt after her mom choose not to shallow -Jokes..Better than anything she said

  • @nfsmwish
    @nfsmwish 2 місяці тому +2

    That's a really good special!

  • @ewchilling
    @ewchilling 3 місяці тому +10

    Congratulations. Just watched it. Love the dark humour.

  • @elviscoso01
    @elviscoso01 2 місяці тому +1

    This was excellent.

  • @LaxBroBabe
    @LaxBroBabe 2 місяці тому +3

    The outfit though ❤️‍🔥

  • @tarynngrimes544
    @tarynngrimes544 7 днів тому

    Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm WEEEEEAAAAAK!! LMMFAO, I think I might've peed a little bit 😂😂

  • @lukewolfe3496
    @lukewolfe3496 5 днів тому

    You are an UNFILTERED , IGNANT, HILARIOUS 😂GIFT to humanity! RESPECT 🙏 CHO!!!! ❤

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg 2 місяці тому +3

    I’ve seen Brittany’s stand up a few times now, and every time the “I’m the one who f*cks your dad” catches me by surprise and makes me cackle.
    I really appreciate and relate to her dark sense of humor and ability to riff on trauma and abuse. I also genuinely adore the abundance of wordplay used in these jokes, I find that so many people are too slow to appreciate double entendres the way they deserve to be appreciated.
    I also think the outfit in this set was particularly cool bc she took such disparate articles like an oversized tee and a leather mini and made them work together really well! That’s a style challenge most people would have failed but here it looks tough and pretty, which suits her vibe completely.
    PSA, SLUTS:
    When you’re tough, the people closest to you tend to think you need to be taken down a peg or two, and when you’re pretty, everyone thinks you do. When people treat our strengths as dragons to conquer, it can be natural to revert back to our developmentally ingrained schemas of self-negating and other-elevating, being as small as possible to allow others to feel equal. Fuck that. You are not a pair of child safe scissors, your blades should never be dulled to accommodate the fearful who would rather see you rust away in a junk drawer than ascend to your complete glory. It’s ok to be a trenchant, formidable dragon and seek out people brave enough to make you even sharper, even stronger, bc they don’t fear you, they appreciate you.
    your greatness should never be someone else’s problem. You should be celebrated and encouraged, not tolerated and discouraged.

  • @SarahLovesMusic7
    @SarahLovesMusic7 2 місяці тому +4

    Yyyyeeeeeeesssssssssss 🎉 Britttttttttt 🩵👍🏾💎🫶🏾💙 Loved you long time and A Worstie from the Get Go Babe ❤️🖤❤️‍🔥 this was awesome 👏🏾

  • @robertperry4439
    @robertperry4439 2 місяці тому +3

    She really needs to be held and to feel safe enough to let go of the pain.

  • @kolbymiller9977
    @kolbymiller9977 2 місяці тому +2

    WORSTIE HERE WE LOVE YOU

  • @jillianpruitt2551
    @jillianpruitt2551 Місяць тому

    Another WORSTIE representing!!!!
    So proud of you! It's amazing! As for my favorite podcast you guys are my heroes 😁
    I brag about the podcast all the time!

  • @patrickjreid
    @patrickjreid 2 місяці тому

    This was a lot of fun! Loved the dark humor. The sexiest phrase a woman can say is, "I don't want children." So, I might have a new Hollywood crush.

  • @mrss395
    @mrss395 2 місяці тому +3

    😂You killed it Brittany! Worstie here and a huge fan! ❤

  • @thorgerdurhalldorsdottir1402
    @thorgerdurhalldorsdottir1402 Місяць тому

    That was either really funny or I’m fairly messed up and since I’m focusing on the positive stuff I’m gonna go with this was awesome. Great job
    !

  • @katdog9786
    @katdog9786 2 місяці тому

    Legit laughed out loud. You funny girl, got a gift funny. Timing Is everythang!

  • @phillherup
    @phillherup 2 місяці тому +1

    We love you Britt 💙
    #WORSTIES
    #FERALFORLIFE

  • @user-stangangel
    @user-stangangel 28 днів тому +1

    Hilarious! Love her

  • @RealizeBJJLife
    @RealizeBJJLife 13 днів тому

    😂😂😂 appreciate you!

  • @LacedwithLacey2424
    @LacedwithLacey2424 2 місяці тому

    “They were a blast 💥 “ greeting card 😂😂😂

  • @KimoCasey-km1hm
    @KimoCasey-km1hm 2 місяці тому +1

    Killed it!

  • @lexirose2832
    @lexirose2832 2 місяці тому

    Loved this!!! If I ever get the chance to see one of your shows, I'm so going!

  • @LindsayHajas
    @LindsayHajas 2 місяці тому +1

    Worstie here!!! Sending you love.

  • @partyguy9
    @partyguy9 2 місяці тому

    She is awesome!!
    Hilarious and original

  • @chrisorman73
    @chrisorman73 Місяць тому +4

    I got to the 10 minute mark. I would’ve watched more, but I did not want to.

  • @ComedianDiscovery
    @ComedianDiscovery 3 місяці тому +2

    Solid half hour!!

  • @doris46163
    @doris46163 2 місяці тому +1

    Worstie here!!! You are so funny, omg I love this 🫶if you ever will be in Europe, Im the first one buying tickets. Love you ♥️♥️

  • @bennymoon789
    @bennymoon789 2 місяці тому +7

    Is it bad that I googled the NBA player?.. lol. Nice job Brittny. This was funny. I know you said you were nervous about putting it out but we need more. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼 😊

  • @Svenbrandar-kh2oy
    @Svenbrandar-kh2oy Місяць тому

    lol your dad… you hit the ground running with this one🎉

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for the laughs👏🤣👍

  • @michelleoneil7578
    @michelleoneil7578 3 місяці тому +3

    Worstieeeeee!!!! Loved it ❤

  • @chandrafinkler150
    @chandrafinkler150 2 місяці тому

    Loved it!! Worstie for life ❤❤❤

  • @brentwinfield5713
    @brentwinfield5713 2 місяці тому +2

    Had an old friend tell me once “ANYTHING can be funny”

  • @waffles23456
    @waffles23456 Місяць тому +1

    Tough crowd, and by tough I mean weak lol

  • @LacedwithLacey2424
    @LacedwithLacey2424 2 місяці тому

    I love her dark humor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!

  • @BPC1053
    @BPC1053 2 місяці тому +12

    Brittany I'm 58, I haven't had sex since 2006, and I'm told I'm on the Autistic Spectrum.

    • @Buddystemz
      @Buddystemz 2 місяці тому

      Are you tryin to get laid? Not sure what this comment is supposed to mean.

    • @phenri4809
      @phenri4809 2 місяці тому +3

      Good Luck.
      You need to look up where she's playing 😂

  • @DanaCasey92
    @DanaCasey92 3 місяці тому +8

    I don’t know what she was worried about, this was awesome. Crushed it Britt ✨ #worsties

  • @jacquelinelundrigan6530
    @jacquelinelundrigan6530 3 місяці тому +4

    OMG that was so fucking good! IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BradAaronTaylor
    @BradAaronTaylor 3 місяці тому +8

    Girl, you do not give a single fuck 😂
    This was a FEARLESS set, fr.
    Tremendous.
    Subbed.

  • @T4N7
    @T4N7 2 місяці тому

    😹 the silence of the socks joke n the retort to said silence was priceless. Also very true, n I still don't understand y that is

  • @huhuhuhurricanestreamwow7937
    @huhuhuhurricanestreamwow7937 3 місяці тому +1

    Omg I was missing her so much ❤️

  • @BlondyPants
    @BlondyPants 2 місяці тому

    So goooood! 👏🏻 👏🏻

  • @juliapierce369
    @juliapierce369 2 місяці тому +4

    Such dark humor, I LOVE IT! ❤

  • @Stinkwolff83
    @Stinkwolff83 2 місяці тому +4

    🤘loved her dark humor, hilarious.

  • @robbierobbierobbierobbie
    @robbierobbierobbierobbie 3 місяці тому +8

    another proud worstie here!! Absolutely obsessed w you Brit ❤️ you crushed it

    • @GAGL.Evolution
      @GAGL.Evolution 2 місяці тому +1

      @robbieisthebomb8026
      You are in for a real treat when you eventually get to see a funny comedian.

    • @robbierobbierobbierobbie
      @robbierobbierobbierobbie 2 місяці тому

      @@GAGL.Evolution I truly hope whatever is ailing your life gets better so you can no longer feel the need to post unnecessary hate. If you didn’t enjoy the special then move the fuck along. I am a fan of Brittany and some random person spreading their misery isn’t going to change that. Get a hobby