Danny: This has got to be the horniest pumpkin I’ve ever seen Me: You’ve seen other horny pumpkins Danny: ... Me: Uh, Danny? Danny: -pulls out gun- You know too much
I love how the female pumpkin went from a powerful woman in the first movie who won every game to a woman driven by sex and money in this one. She lost hope in society and neglected her skills just to get a man (be it a scarecrow or a cat).
Ah, yes, the movie about Santa trying to cope with his guilty conscience after being a negligent pet owner, almost killing his pet & then rehoming his cat on Christmas... Such a classic story.
Spookley - square; treated like shit for looking different Cat - green; treated like shit for looking different Conjoined Pumpkin - Different looking; Everyone's cool with it.
@Nathan91 Not quite. Dogs move more stiffly in order to be more energy efficient so they can go long distances. Cats are much less stiff and efficient, but much stealthier.
imagine being lost and having amnesia and someone offers you a way to get home in exchange for your social security card, and instead they hand you a sack full of babies
@@trashwizard6361 He was carved for their sins, and the carvings spelled the ten commandments so as to remind the rest of the pumpkins why he was sacrificed.
Pumpkin jesus was carved on the cross at 9 a.m. (spookley 15:25), then "from noon until three in the afternoon darkness came over the whole land" (mistletoe 27:45)
I mean if you're here, in the grand ol' USA, then this is already someone's reality. & for a one-time-only installment of your virginity, it can be yours! *US national anthem begins, sung by Fergie*
Idk what it is but I actually really like the scarecrow's design. His weird bucket helmet/mask is funny, and how he carries a broom around like a staff. I feel like he's the only character that could appear in like a DreamWorks or Pixar movie.
So santa took a kitten for a whole year, and then decided to give him back, but once the kitten was there, turned into an owl, stole his only possession/id, led him to the middle of nowhere, gave him his Id back, tuned into a racoon, tricked him into buying 3 orphans for the id he just got back, and then left him to die in a blizzard.
Am I the only one wondering why they didn't just design the kitten to have red fur, white "socks" on all of his paws, and green eyes? Their current design looks like a demonic Christmas raccoon.
"Mistletoe and the Christmas Kittens" they copied the cat's look from the BOOK into the movie. and.... red fur would make it look more demonic, wouldn't it?
Why didn’t I notice them in the first video? I was tryna figure out what they were and was wondering if it was a side effect of being carved out in the first movie 😂
Honestly I just feel like that scene rooted itself in my subconscious only to return in my nightmares and hopefully be resolved in therapy years down the line
That clip was in a "Danny out of context video" and it said something like "do not increase your volume" before the clip played, I think it was to avoid this
Mistletoe has got to have the worst character design I’ve ever seen. I mean they really could have made him a more tasteful Christmas color scheme and not toxic waste green and blood red.
Even sadder when you look at the design of the character Mistletoes based on www.amazon.com/Legend-Mistletoe-Christmas-Kittens-Bonus/dp/1435112164 This book was my childhood 😔😔😔 they did my boy so dirty.
@@awkwardotter13 Actually making an attempt to rehome cats is better than just dumping them on the side of a road. Obviously it’s not the best situation,but a cat being raised in a home where it’s not loved is bad for the cat and the owner.
@@bigsoulja73 The worst thing people do is getting someone a pet for Christmas or for their birthday. People act like animals are just objects. People don't do their research before getting the animal. So I completely agree with you.
Yes, while my siblings always begged for a puppy, I would beg my parents not to get one. We had a cat that was pretty chill, but I was in high school, very stressed out trying to get straight A's, and all my siblings were much younger than me, so I knew I would have to train and take care of it and I just didn't have the energy. Never buy someone a pet as a gift unless you're sure they want one and can handle it, also don't get a pet for yourself unless you're ready to handle the responsibilities.
“This is the horniest pumpkin I’ve ever seen!” Danny, tell us the truth. How many horny pumpkins have you seen? EDIT: Some bot named Key Epic had copied my comment word for word and apparently copies comments on a lot of videos. So that’s a thing apparently.
@@paigekrane8247 Well Danny is unofficially a pumpkin, in a video he announced he was legally a pumpkin, so he may or not be. If its cannon then maybe someone should be keeping track of this lol
This is true. I’ve been working for a few years to try and put together a lore book, but it’s so complex and has so many different folds that I just can’t.
i have nEVER been more upset about anything in my life. This story doesn't make sense because its a RIPOFF of my favorite childhood storybook EVER and it had barely anything to do with Santa (and definitely nothing to do with a farm). Mistletoe was a HERO who almost dies in a blizzard to get three helpless kittens to safety on Christmas night because he grew up on the streets and didn't want that life for the kittens he found. He takes those kittens onto his back and trudges on for MILES without questioning it for a moment because he was *kind* and *selfless* and an *angel*. I got that book in 2007 and 13 years later I STILL can't help but bawl my eyes out when I read it. or even think about that absolute king (I'm literally tearing up writing this. its a little ridiculous). They did my baby Mistletoe so dirty in this movie I cannOT handle it lmao. MY mistletoe would never need a whole song to warm up to three kittens in need. If you see this I'm BEGGING you to read the dumb little children's picture book and forget this movie exists. It's called The Legend of *Mistletoe* and the Christmas Kittens by Joe Troiano sorry for the emotional response I am PASSIONATE about this children's book lmao.
Apparently Joe also wrote the original Spookley story, but from what I can find, there was never a crossover between the two stories. IMO I don't think he should have let this travesty have been made :/
This movie isn’t about a cat finding home. It is about a beloved children’s character attempting to murder his cat, stealing its one prized possession twice in an attempt to freeze it to death, and when it survives, he then tries to kill 3 additional cats at the same time by dumping all of them in the middle of a frozen forest with the first one and leaving them there to die of exposure. Also there is a square pumpkin there for like 5 minutes for some reason.
So let me see if I have this correct: A pumpkin from a Halloween special is helping some random cat and kittens who are colored like Easter eggs in what is supposed to be a Christmas special. Did the writers forget which holiday they were writing for?
5:03 *"and out of nowhere, a giant ass snowball comes out of nowhere"* ten ppl died in the bronx last night due to a fire that killed ten ppl in the bronx last night during a fire.
"And, out of nowhere, a giant snowball comes barreling out of nowhere." This might sound crazy, but I think the snowball may have come... Out of nowhere.
watched this with my niece last winter. it played on disney channel during prime "kids watching tv before getting ready for school" time. im happy to know she and i didn't hallucinate it
Ok, so what upsets me the most about this is the fact that mistletoe the cat was a different story that I had a book of when I was younger. In the story mistletoe was born that way in a barn full of other cats that didn't like him. One very bad snowstorm Mistletoe was basically freezing to death when he found three kittens also freezing to death. So, Mistletoe took them with him since he couldn't leave them in the really bad snowstorm. While walking they eventually found this house and managed to get in (how? I don't remember i haven't read this book since I was 9). They all sit and sleep to warm up, until mistletoe wakes up to find a present that says "to: Mistletoe. From: Santa". He gets into the box only to find it empty and is very, very confused until the box opens and the kids think he's a gift from Santa. Mistletoe realizes the gift from Santa was a loving family. The end I doubt Danny will see this, but I just wanted to clear up how the actual story goes since no one else seems to know it
Given that she’s walked in on him before and been amused, I’m assuming she’s heard at least a few of the odd things he’s said and also just been amused.
I love how Danny implies he’s seen other horny pumpkins but this just happens to be the horniest.
😂😂
Omg this is an underrated comment!
Danny is legally a pumpkin, he would known lol
Danny: This has got to be the horniest pumpkin I’ve ever seen
Me: You’ve seen other horny pumpkins
Danny: ...
Me: Uh, Danny?
Danny: -pulls out gun- You know too much
@Pete Harrison completely unrelated to the topic but thank you
u have 666 likes
Saying “woah, I caught a snowflake!” During a blizzard is like saying “woah, water!” During a tsunami
Underrated comment.
😂😂😂😂
LMAOO
lmao
OH MY GOSH YESS
the worst thing an animated movie can do is have ugly horrifying characters. and... this movie did exactly that
CURLOMEN II i will never watch that 😀
This would look a 100% better if this wasn't 3d 😭
wut u sum kind a prettyboi
this has 666 likes! 😈
they put u in it?
I love how the female pumpkin went from a powerful woman in the first movie who won every game to a woman driven by sex and money in this one. She lost hope in society and neglected her skills just to get a man (be it a scarecrow or a cat).
Male 🎃
Based
This pumpkin doesn't pass the Bechdel test
Moral of the story: Santa's a shapeshifting sociopath
He's a trickster god XD
Alliteration
Ikr
but he brings kids presents
@@baloobear4837 It’s called manipulation
Ah, yes, the movie about Santa trying to cope with his guilty conscience after being a negligent pet owner, almost killing his pet & then rehoming his cat on Christmas... Such a classic story.
I have heard it in 2nd grade before so yah! Classic story, brings back memories 🤗
19 likes? Thanks
*fun for the whole family*
Spookley isn’t even the main character in his own sequel
Giving me cars 2 vibes
@@cursedtails1249 at least we knew who mantor was in the first movie. Who tf is mistletoe.
ua-cam.com/video/fVDshyrP__Q/v-deo.html
I'm not even the main character in my own life
Damn
We just gonna ignore the fact that Mistletoe wished on a star...... DURING THE DAY!?
Maybe he wished on the sun?
mans wishing on the sun.... advanced technique
Imagine not wishing on the sun
the sun is technically a star and there's technically stars in the sky we just couldn't see it right?
you know the stars still exist during the day... right?
Spookley - square; treated like shit for looking different
Cat - green; treated like shit for looking different
Conjoined Pumpkin - Different looking; Everyone's cool with it.
Ikr like why does no one question that-
Thats because conjoined pumpkin is cool
he's projecting his insecurities to make himself feel better
Probably because the whole town was almost killed and they saved them, then they loved them
I think it’s because the conjoined twin’s father is a vampire mafia boss
"I've watched this several times now"
someone get danny help
Edit: 12:13
omg the bots
@@wolfeevi ?
I think we all need help XD
“ive watched this a decent amount of times”
1k like
Plot twist: Mistletoe grows up to be the Grinch
this is an underrated comment
considering all the trauma he went through, i'd be surprised if he didn't hate Christmas lol
omg😂
ua-cam.com/video/fVDshyrP__Q/v-deo.html
This makes so much sense tf👀
I love how they animated the cat to walk like a dog. Truly a forward-thinking masterpiece
What? They walk the exact same
@Nathan91 Not quite. Dogs move more stiffly in order to be more energy efficient so they can go long distances. Cats are much less stiff and efficient, but much stealthier.
@@alabastergiant Ohhhh, interesting! :D
First Movie: Spookly gets chosen as a jako-lantern
Second Movie: tHaT nEvEr HaPpEnEd
I was going to give a like but the like count is 666 and I am not not a monster so I will not change it
700th like
You mean Jeremy-o-lantern
@Pete Harrison
?
Jako-lantern😂
Is no one gonna mention how mistletoe couldn’t be looking at the stars because 1. It was snowing and 2. It was daytime?
he was staring into the s u n
@@SabrinaBrady the s u n is a s t a r and that s t a r is going to burn them to d e a t h
ua-cam.com/video/fVDshyrP__Q/v-deo.html
*t h e s u n I s a d e a d l y l a s e r*
@@julien4305 n o t a n y m o r e t h e r e s a b l a n k e t
“This is the horniest pumpkin I’ve never seen”
Never wanted to ever hear that sentence spoke out loud.
Well now that quote going be put on my yearbook
Yeah.
I-
Yeah
6:07 for context
But in your head, that is the best place to hear it
I know you’ll be thinking of it nightly
I love how it took Santa an entire year to give the cat a collar.
And then he immediately got rid of him
@@jarofarts6040And then he stole the collar too
@@annoyingkid48well Santa doesn’t seem the kinda guy to make a new collar for the next kitten he “finds a new home for”
well of course it took a year. Santa can only give presents on Christmas. Its part of the pact, you see.
@@SilverDragonJay But he didn't give it on Christmas, it was Christmas Eve. Smh Santa can't get the date right
imagine being lost and having amnesia and someone offers you a way to get home in exchange for your social security card, and instead they hand you a sack full of babies
Well, at least you now have something to eat.
@@WhiteScorpio2 😟
@@WhiteScorpio2 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yummy
😂
@@WhiteScorpio2 the sims 2 vibes
Santa literally be like: "I'm giving you up for adoption. Merry Christmas"
@@sekoseko9728 go away bot -_-
My parents be like:
I keep refreshing the comments to see the amount of likes you get a second
Edit: you’re getting around two to three a second
@@nomaidens6060 why are you so angry
@@nomaidens6060 um
“Are these pumpkins Christian?” Made me laugh way harder than it should have
If so, do they believe in human Jesus or does it imply the existence of a pumpkin Jesus
@@kelleymccandless6450 I'd like to believe that they have their own special pumpkin jesus that died on the cross for their pumpkin sins.
Their pumpkin Jesus was carved into a cross
@@trashwizard6361 He was carved for their sins, and the carvings spelled the ten commandments so as to remind the rest of the pumpkins why he was sacrificed.
Pumpkin jesus was carved on the cross at 9 a.m. (spookley 15:25), then "from noon until three in the afternoon darkness came over the whole land" (mistletoe 27:45)
I feel for Mistletoe. I'd also be pissed if I gave someone my ID and they forced parenthood on me
I mean if you're here, in the grand ol' USA, then this is already someone's reality. & for a one-time-only installment of your virginity, it can be yours!
*US national anthem begins, sung by Fergie*
@@ms.blooddiamond3857 Saddest trumpets😔
Advanced hookups
Literally guate
Why even make this a Spookley movie, it has nothing to do with Spookley, they could've just made a new movie about Mistletoe The Christmas Cat.
if that was the case, we wouldn't get a scene where Jack straight up waterboards a toddler soooo
You mean Mistletoe the Green Christmas Cat.
Spookley connected universe
Apparently mistletoe actually did have his own book, so yeah, that would make way more sense
@@royalblanket okay but spookley was an added bonus. why do you want this movie to be GOOD? isn't it more entertaining with it being BAD?
"When it snows on Christmas, that's Christmas snow"
_hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor_
My floor is made out of dead bodies of people who spam video links everywhere in the comments and try to make people click on them
And it wasn’t even real Christmas snow
@Crummy Bean why doe?
@Crummy Bean go away please
@Crummy Bean v i d e o u n a v a l i b l e
The “sexy pumpkin” has the same energy as the “sexy rat” from ratatoing
OMG, YES!! NO WONDER IT FELT FAMILIAR
ㅛㅕㅔ! ㅣㅐㅣ ㅊ무 ㅕ ㅕ욷ㄱㄴㅅ뭉 드?
i said "yup! lol can u understand me?"
Yeah
Or that one bear from Little Panda fighter
The "Did you kill all those people?" sketch was hilarious. The delivery was _perfect_ .
the 'I don't remember' line is so underrated
"now from the top make it drop" LMFAO
Oh my gosh Taylor hi! And yes I was also about to comment this! I’m dying!
Lol
wait-i love you... ur literally one of my fav youtubers 👁👄👁
that's the wap
Ya
Honestly they should’ve just called the movie “amnesia cat and his unwanted kids”
This comment wins
@@riskyfn844 dude, he literally has a second channel though
@@riskyfn844 stfu bot
@@evie3673 true
so was the link a rickroll?
@@bree2303 nah, just some "like this video or you'll die" shit
Nothing says Christmas children's movie like waterboarding a corpse!
underrated comment
As if it's not dark enough, care to explain why Santa had three kittens in a sack?
@@squeaktheswan2007 Surprise adoption
@@squeaktheswan2007 goddamn I’m dirty minded
This movie is what turned 9 year old me into a fucking sadist 😂😂😂😳😳
Idk what it is but I actually really like the scarecrow's design. His weird bucket helmet/mask is funny, and how he carries a broom around like a staff. I feel like he's the only character that could appear in like a DreamWorks or Pixar movie.
Ah yes. Nothing says "holiday cheer" like the gift of abandonment for Christmas. What more could one wish for than to be neglected?
Idk man I wouldn't mind some lottery tickets for Christmas. It's the thought that counts
Better change the 666 like count rn-
It wasn't even neglect, he just flat out fucked with him the whole movie.
I haven’t watched the video just yet but now I fear for my eyeballs.
Yeah that’s what my dad got me for Christmas
the fact that Danny sung WAP to a cat falling in freezing cold water and might have hypothermia scares me
Thats a cold a*s feline
@@jakobyarns4369 That's sum good CAF
hes too powerful
12:11 for anyone who wants to see
Reply 5
I saw this movie on Netflix a while back and said to myself “I hope Danny makes a video on that.” Wish granted.
So clearly the raccoon-owl-Santa is also Danny, and UA-cam is magical sparkly snow 😂
Did a magical raccoon come visit you first?
Like how much Netflix do you have to watch that you’ve run through so many shows and movies that this movie becomes a legitimate option
@@Nik.No.K i watch a mess of show and i might have seen it while scrolling
A wish she never thought would come true🥺😻✨
So santa took a kitten for a whole year, and then decided to give him back, but once the kitten was there, turned into an owl, stole his only possession/id, led him to the middle of nowhere, gave him his Id back, tuned into a racoon, tricked him into buying 3 orphans for the id he just got back, and then left him to die in a blizzard.
Maybe Santa didn’t want them to return mistletoe? Still doesn’t excuse his actions though
"Are these pumpkins christian?"
No, but I know a show where they can be
Veggie tales??
@@toricannon9238 yessir
It's just Christian Mingle mixed with this movie lol
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Oh my God...! 🤣
santa didn’t even let mistletoe keep the collar😭😭greedy asf
LMAO 😭 THIS THOUGH
@@jeremiahdarian6127 nah
e
Reply 5
Why is Spookley even in the title of the film? He isn't even a big part of it, I'm outraged. Give Mistletoe the recognition he deserves.
😤
They were the spookley clout to get people to watch it
@@deathbytree8680 Ugh, clickbait
Nothing gets me in the Christmas spirit like watching a scarecrow waterboard a toddler's corpse with his hand digging through its skull
Imagine reading this without any context💀
Why does the cat look like someone's fursona turned real
This cat is Santa's fursona
@@genericname2747 LMAO
Omg I hate u, I can’t unsee it
IT'S THE GRINCHS FURSONA
@@CJ-iz3mp YES AHAAHAHA
"This is the horniest pumpkin I've ever seen"
This shall never be taken out of context
@@sekoseko9889 why must you do me this way?
I wish its was already out of context😔
It was allready taken put context when we read it
This is the first comment I see I don’t know the context of it
Santa stole Mistletoe’s collar, left him with three kids and left him in the woods to die
Santa didn't leave him to die. The kittens were food 🤩
my dad did the same thing to my mom
@@tenzimoto5677 OOF TOO REAL
The Holy Honey Gummy Bunny that actually makes sense
does nobody else find the scarecrow pouring water on a little puppet and screaming "JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS" absolutely terrifying.
I find it comedic
It is @@bowseryoutuber3881
He sings it so off tune too 👹
Am I the only one wondering why they didn't just design the kitten to have red fur, white "socks" on all of his paws, and green eyes? Their current design looks like a demonic Christmas raccoon.
"Mistletoe and the Christmas Kittens" they copied the cat's look from the BOOK into the movie. and.... red fur would make it look more demonic, wouldn't it?
@@CupidFeathers I think it depends on how saturated it would be.
@Okayo Looks wtf
Your not the only one- but wow you've got great fur idea's. The creators of this movie should take tips from you.
@@CupidFeathers ajfksjf it almost sounds like ur pressed bc ppl dot know abt the book
I hate how Spookley's freckles look like cold sores to me.
Spookly is kurtis Connor confirmed
@@joshroehl6098 Dude chill
@@jennahoffart9968 I’ve been reporting them as spam. Dunno if it’ll help, but at least YT will have some record of this kind of behavior 😅
Why didn’t I notice them in the first video? I was tryna figure out what they were and was wondering if it was a side effect of being carved out in the first movie 😂
I thought they were snowflake patterned lol
I don't know why but I can't get over the way Jack waterboarded his puppet version of himself while screaming a Christmas song
SAME
It was legit a mix of one of the funniest things I've seen and a weird ass fever dream lmao
I actually laughed while watching it it was like a shitpost
Honestly I just feel like that scene rooted itself in my subconscious only to return in my nightmares and hopefully be resolved in therapy years down the line
Um I haven’t finished the video yet and I’m sorry WHAT
@@hawkii744 it doesn’t make any more sense in context either
11:19 Why does mistletoe look like 37 year old man looking at his children who just put their hand in a paint can.
This is oddly specific and yet, not wrong
Danny, pumpkins don't rot as fast when they're not carved. When you carve a pumpkin, it's hollow, and it rots more easily.
Learned this the hard way
@@milqvetoast leave
@@milqvetoast
*Eejit*
@@milqvetoast i support u it bothered me too, but good point from the commenter too
But didn’t the first spookley end with him getting carved into a jack o lantern or something (I’m not rly sure)
The cat wished on a star IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY
I mean the sun is a star, so...
@@xenapryor8480
"I wish on a star"
*The sun comes barreling towards the earth.*
..
@@xenapryor8480 he tried to stop *but it was too late* the sun came barreling down at a rate faster than any other,
THANK U I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED
Moral of the story: if you steal mistletoe’s collar you’re legally an owl
Underrated comment
😁
I wanna be legally pumpkin
@@latedawns1797 reach level 2 on that fall platform mobile game
*bol*
I’m legally skilled 😁
"Santa getting Mistletoe a new home for Christmas like getting your boyfriend a new girlfriend for your anniversary" this part got me
Imagining Danny alone in his room saying “you think I’m a sexy little gourd, don’t you?” to a camera is...something
This comment is making me glad that I emerged from my depression hole to watch the video
I like to think his wife is on the other side of the door listening in 😂
Imagine if his wife came in or heard him 😳😂
TELL ME WHY MY DAD WALKED INTO MY ROOM AT THE SEXY PUMPKIN PART
RIP OH HECK LMFAO
I am so sorry
Oof
LMAO
That clip was in a "Danny out of context video" and it said something like "do not increase your volume" before the clip played, I think it was to avoid this
PLEASE someone take “I’m a sexy little gourd” and put it in a Danny Gonzalez taken out of context video
O-okay
@@maurabewsmoviecorner6911 sorry but, what does this have to do with this?
Because it’s funny. Duh
I’m on it 🙋♀️
ua-cam.com/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/v-deo.html here you go
He gave him the collar, let him take a picture in it, then made up an elaborate plan to get the collar back. Reminds me of a shitty dominatrix.
No one:
Jack: **waterboards a dead toddler**
dead toddler*
@@ggiufa7289 ah yes.
@Prince Olowookere so it was a dead child ah yes everyone does that
@Prince Olowookere haha same
This sent me lmaoooo
Mistletoe has got to have the worst character design I’ve ever seen. I mean they really could have made him a more tasteful Christmas color scheme and not toxic waste green and blood red.
It looks like a 13 year olds fursona
He looks cuter in the kids book and as a stuffed animal
Even sadder when you look at the design of the character Mistletoes based on
www.amazon.com/Legend-Mistletoe-Christmas-Kittens-Bonus/dp/1435112164
This book was my childhood 😔😔😔 they did my boy so dirty.
@@elisabetlagato1520 FR he was adorble in the book!
Exactly, Mistletoe is literally a eyesore to look at.
“And outta nowhere, a giant ass snowball comes outta nowhere”
*mhm, we figured as much*
In the Bronx during a fire
and “the thickness of each strand of fur is so thick.”
The cold snow was so cold
Danny's getting real redundant today my guys.
11:14 look at the blue cat for this entire song at the last "verse" his mouth just gave up-
😂
I think the blue one can't talk, I didn't watch the full movie so idk thougj
@@TheBubbleEaterI’m pretty sure he can’t
So Santa is like all those people who adopted kittens when quarantine started and now is trying to rehome him? This truly is a 2020 movie.
People did that? 😭 that’s horrible
@@awkwardotter13 Actually making an attempt to rehome cats is better than just dumping them on the side of a road.
Obviously it’s not the best situation,but a cat being raised in a home where it’s not loved is bad for the cat and the owner.
@@bigsoulja73 The worst thing people do is getting someone a pet for Christmas or for their birthday. People act like animals are just objects. People don't do their research before getting the animal. So I completely agree with you.
Yes, while my siblings always begged for a puppy, I would beg my parents not to get one. We had a cat that was pretty chill, but I was in high school, very stressed out trying to get straight A's, and all my siblings were much younger than me, so I knew I would have to train and take care of it and I just didn't have the energy. Never buy someone a pet as a gift unless you're sure they want one and can handle it, also don't get a pet for yourself unless you're ready to handle the responsibilities.
Yes or the people who gets a kitten and when its a grown cat they don't want it anymore
“This is the horniest pumpkin I’ve ever seen!”
Danny, tell us the truth. How many horny pumpkins have you seen?
EDIT: Some bot named Key Epic had copied my comment word for word and apparently copies comments on a lot of videos. So that’s a thing apparently.
Danny’s search history: *quiet sobbing*
I literally thought that like 2 seconds before he said that lmao! 😂😂
@Pete Harrison ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@Pete Harrison stfu.
@Pete Harrison get out
This hits different when you know that Danny is legally a pumpkin
honestly, knowing Danny, I didn't know if this was cannon Danny lore or not.
Well he’s legally quite a few things. I’d need to see the documents, but I don’t think him being a pumpkin is cannon to his lore.
Yeah the lore of Danny is very confusing, and trying to figure it out is a madman’s work and would probably drive someone to insanity.
@@paigekrane8247 Well Danny is unofficially a pumpkin, in a video he announced he was legally a pumpkin, so he may or not be. If its cannon then maybe someone should be keeping track of this lol
This is true. I’ve been working for a few years to try and put together a lore book, but it’s so complex and has so many different folds that I just can’t.
I love That Danny skips over the fact that there’s to much water to fit in the cup of water while The scarecrow is holding his own species
i have nEVER been more upset about anything in my life. This story doesn't make sense because its a RIPOFF of my favorite childhood storybook EVER and it had barely anything to do with Santa (and definitely nothing to do with a farm). Mistletoe was a HERO who almost dies in a blizzard to get three helpless kittens to safety on Christmas night because he grew up on the streets and didn't want that life for the kittens he found. He takes those kittens onto his back and trudges on for MILES without questioning it for a moment because he was *kind* and *selfless* and an *angel*. I got that book in 2007 and 13 years later I STILL can't help but bawl my eyes out when I read it. or even think about that absolute king (I'm literally tearing up writing this. its a little ridiculous).
They did my baby Mistletoe so dirty in this movie I cannOT handle it lmao. MY mistletoe would never need a whole song to warm up to three kittens in need. If you see this I'm BEGGING you to read the dumb little children's picture book and forget this movie exists. It's called The Legend of *Mistletoe* and the Christmas Kittens by Joe Troiano
sorry for the emotional response I am PASSIONATE about this children's book lmao.
I feel like I read it before a long time ago in school
I’m proud of you for standing up for king mistletoe.
Apparently Joe also wrote the original Spookley story, but from what I can find, there was never a crossover between the two stories. IMO I don't think he should have let this travesty have been made :/
@@allisonwagner8089 I am horrified to find out he wrote that movie. I'm so heartbroken he did my boy dirty like this.
The guy who made the movie wrote the book too, so its not a rip-off but i agree with everything else
Confirmed: Santa is a trickster god who only wants chaos
Theory: The kittens are Mistletoe's and Santa wants child support. I dunno.
Loki rn -_-
ME
I mean, he did turn into a magic raccoon/owl
Me: 13:13 **wondering what I'm doing with my life**
Mistletoe looks like he’ll evolve into the Grinch after gaining enough experience
I-I-I can't unsee it now. Help!
Yess
He evolves at Lvl 25.
He needs some more of Santa’s magic to gain some exp
@@bbqbunger2350 he needs 500 xp
when the cat almost fell to it’s death and Danny sang WAP💀💀
Plot twist: The Green cat is really just the grinch and Santa is really the reason why he hates Christmas
Which actually makes sense!
I misread and thought you were implying that it was Santa and the grinch’s illegitimate furry son
I thought the whole time that it was supposed to be like a version of the grinch
When I first saw the cat I thought it was the Grinch but Younger
@@theunnamedboog3197 this made me wheeze omfg. This is better than the first comment
Whoever animated Mistletoe walking has never seen a cat walk before
Or has never seen a cat in general. He just looks so...weird
It's runs like a dog just me?
Nah they were just a furry
@@broadex9080 I can assure you, furries aren’t usually that confused about animals walking
@@vinegorre as a furry, if I had that little knowledge in animals the FANDOM would start calling me fatherless.
Didn't think I'd hear a WAP joke in a review for a children's film, but here we are! #SantaClausIsOverParty
I was looking for this comment
This movie isn’t about a cat finding home. It is about a beloved children’s character attempting to murder his cat, stealing its one prized possession twice in an attempt to freeze it to death, and when it survives, he then tries to kill 3 additional cats at the same time by dumping all of them in the middle of a frozen forest with the first one and leaving them there to die of exposure.
Also there is a square pumpkin there for like 5 minutes for some reason.
Also, side note, isn’t this on Christmas Eve? Shouldn’t Santa be out delivering presents? But he’s just tormenting a cat instead
omg i was thinking this
Maybe he dropped off on the wrong time zone
We all know that tormenting cats is wayyyyy more important than Christmas
PROUD TO BE GREG
Here before it shoots up
Same
Same
Same
Let us not forget its true name, gregory. Yes, it is the original, but greg is short.
why are none of y’all talking about how Mistletoe’s voice actor is the one that voices Buster from Arthur
Wait what
*um holy shit*
😀 what
I hadn't gotten to the point where Danny talked about the cat and I really just thought there was sentient mistletoe.
I was wondering if anyone noticed haha
This makes me want to hug my cats and make sure they know they’re loved. Santa was so mean
"This is the horniest pumpkin i've ever seen"
- Danny Gonzalez 2020
I am the 100th like and I'm going to reply before this blows up with replies
you...YOU
IIIIIIIII MADE THIS COMMENT 3 HOURS AGO
AND YOU 2 >:(
She do be thicc though
This implies Danny has seen other horney pumpkins
We just gonna gloss over Danny saying “the squeakuel” like he didn’t bring up hidden ptsd for everyone watching
@@joshroehl6098 what is that a link to?
I hid that movie from my lil brother as a kid 😂
Lol Jake and Amir always say Squeakuel
@DaBigPig oh kk
Fuck it, I’ll bite, what the hell is squeakuel?
“You think I’m a sexy pumpkin, right Jack?” “You think I’m a sexy little gourd, don’t you?”
-Danny Gonzalez, 2020
thats gonna be in a danny gonzales out of context video soon
So let me see if I have this correct: A pumpkin from a Halloween special is helping some random cat and kittens who are colored like Easter eggs in what is supposed to be a Christmas special. Did the writers forget which holiday they were writing for?
Maybe Christmas snow is just an abstract idea made up by humans. Just like time. Time isn't real. Christmas isn't real either!
I'm ok, really
God is a human construct
I inhale Christmas snow
are you though?
just like in edward scissorhands
Well, I mean Christmas snow was made by pumpkins and they are on a superior level of being
Danny: I would pay a raccoon to slap me. I love them.
Also Danny: They’re just magical rodents with human hands.
5:03 *"and out of nowhere, a giant ass snowball comes out of nowhere"* ten ppl died in the bronx last night due to a fire that killed ten ppl in the bronx last night during a fire.
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."
@@prig1557 A minute passes in africa every 60 seconds.
@@EarleTKG The floor is made out of floor.
@@prig1557 There is some floor on the floor.
@@EarleTKG "The thing is, you won't get the thing."
Danny: But by this point, Mistletoe is pissed at everything.
Me: oh no oh dang i sure hope he doesnt learn the true meaning of christmas
So, we just aren't going to talk about the fact that Santa was walking around with a sack full of orphaned kittens?
He kidnapped them
They were in his basement
me: thinking i’ve seen it all
this movie: here’s a pumpkin with nymphomania
@Pete Harrison can you s t o p
with what
i googled it. big sad
@Pete Harrison what is he trying to send us?
Can we please talk about how 0% of this movie had to be made. Like bruh cats land on their feet
10:30 - THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WHEN I SAW THOSE KITTENS IS THE FACT THAT THEY LOOK DIRTY LMAO
Calm down lmao. Its not that crazy
Just wait until Danny finds out there’s a “Spookely the Square Pumpkin: The Musical” 🤭
IS THAT LEGIT-
WAIT-
WTF-
Why would they do that? 😂
whut-
"And, out of nowhere, a giant snowball comes barreling out of nowhere."
This might sound crazy, but I think the snowball may have come...
Out of nowhere.
Lol, this comment gives me Sokka vibes
10:13 Supposedly supposed to help him....
I dunno, are we sure the out of nowhere giant snowball came out of nowhere?
@nobody I have no life
I don't think this guy realizes that literally everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious
Fax
Fr
Yeah
He can say anything and i'd still prolly lose my shit
🥚
watched this with my niece last winter. it played on disney channel during prime "kids watching tv before getting ready for school" time. im happy to know she and i didn't hallucinate it
This movie is Santa re-homing a cat in the most convoluted way possible.
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“Hm I wonder where my 3 disgusting, dirty, magical kittens are, they should be home by now”.
My parents:
Except replace kitten with kids
@@Tw0Dots you're magical? 0o0
@@ellanisr4874 Magically unloved 🎉
Mistletoe: *making friends*
Santa: ... and I took that personally
Lol
Is your pfp ironic?
@@foulcheeto mtf?
@@cathode5115 human to human
I cant stop imagining Buster Baxter from Arthur whenever Mistletoe speaks.
"Are these pumpkins Christian?"
A question I didn't think ever needed to be asked until now.
200th like after a year
Being named Jack truly enhances the experience of watching Danny call me a sexy scarecrow at 4:24
Your first girl a pumpkin, at least you have a _healthy relationship_
Only someone whos legally a pumpkin is interested in you
well hello there jack
@@kingofwhitepowder7784 hahahahahah very funny
well if it isn’t sussy jack
I knew Mistletoe’s voice felt familiar! He has the same voice actor as Buster from Arthur!
Oh my gosh I just realized that too-
I instantly recognized him
cool
Ya the same voice wanna hear a joke??
Oh my gosh-
Ok, so what upsets me the most about this is the fact that mistletoe the cat was a different story that I had a book of when I was younger.
In the story mistletoe was born that way in a barn full of other cats that didn't like him. One very bad snowstorm Mistletoe was basically freezing to death when he found three kittens also freezing to death. So, Mistletoe took them with him since he couldn't leave them in the really bad snowstorm. While walking they eventually found this house and managed to get in (how? I don't remember i haven't read this book since I was 9). They all sit and sleep to warm up, until mistletoe wakes up to find a present that says "to: Mistletoe. From: Santa". He gets into the box only to find it empty and is very, very confused until the box opens and the kids think he's a gift from Santa. Mistletoe realizes the gift from Santa was a loving family. The end
I doubt Danny will see this, but I just wanted to clear up how the actual story goes since no one else seems to know it
“it’s december, you know what that means” sounds like it’s time for a square pumpkin to shine, baby
I don't like those kittens, they’re course, rough, and irritating, and their fur gets everywhere.
And they aren’t fun to touch
damn, wait until you find out about sand
They are definitely not fun to touch.
And they are corpse
unlike you padme
sometimes I wonder if Laura hears Danny saying stuff like "do you think I'm a sexy pumpkin jack?"
POV: you walk in to your husband asking the camera if he is a sexy pumpkin to someone named jack
imagine his wife walk in to Danny saying this 4:40
Lmao 🤣
Given that she’s walked in on him before and been amused, I’m assuming she’s heard at least a few of the odd things he’s said and also just been amused.
13:00 WandaVision in a nutshell.